excerpt from tv guide representthis week on the love boat and captain stubing has his hands full when a cryptozoologist gets on board with an unexpected cargo. join the captain and isaac and gopher and julie in a fun filled halloween special. guest starring a guy in a really bad lizard suit as the chupacabra. this is typical and lame sci fi channel cut rate fare. the captain of a cruise ship and played by the once respectable john rhys davies and is in charge of a carnival cruise along the coast of mexico. his daughter is along for the ride and and she earning her keep by being the ship kickboxing instructor. pay attention and everyone and that kickboxing will come in handy later. it should be noted that the captain daughter is pretty uncoordinated and painful to watch. it would have been good if she might have taken a couple of kickboxing classes before trying to play an instructor in a movie. captain stupid and his daughter join mrs. thurston howell from gilligan island and a kooky cryptozoologist and a dark and mysterious stranger on this 90 minute ride into boredom. that right and i said cryptozoologist. he keeps mentioning that he brought some precious cargo on board that he needs to check out. needless to say and the box contains a chupacabra that somebody decides to let out. from this point on and a man in the rubber chupacabra suit runs around the ship and killing people. captain stupid is powerless to stop it. he decides to call in the marines but telling them that there are a bunch of terrorists on his ship. the marines respond. they say all that marine speak stuff like hooya and get some. but those silly marines are no match for a chupacabra. they do not really tell anyone where theyre going either and so there no help in sight. i guess no one will really miss some lame battalion of lost marines. but do not forget. captain stupid daughter is and thankfully and a kickboxing instructor. yay for little stupid. she comes in right in the nick of time and she beats up the bloodthirsty goat sucker and saves the day. chupacabra means goat sucker. therefore and chupacabras suck. but there no way that chupacabras suck anywhere near as much as this movie. 
excerpt from tv guide representthis week on the love boat and captain stubing has his hands full when a cryptozoologist gets on board with an unexpected cargo. join the captain and isaac and gopher and julie in a fun filled halloween special. guest starring a guy in a really bad lizard suit as the chupacabra. this is typical and lame sci fi channel cut rate fare. the captain of a cruise ship and played by the once respectable john rhys davies and is in charge of a carnival cruise along the coast of mexico. his daughter is along for the ride and and she earning her keep by being the ship kickboxing instructor. pay attention and everyone and that kickboxing will come in handy later. it should be noted that the captain daughter is pretty uncoordinated and painful to watch. it would have been good if she might have taken a couple of kickboxing classes before trying to play an instructor in a movie. captain stupid and his daughter join mrs. thurston howell from gilligan island and a kooky cryptozoologist and a dark and mysterious stranger on this 90 minute ride into boredom. that right and i said cryptozoologist. he keeps mentioning that he brought some precious cargo on board that he needs to check out. needless to say and the box contains a chupacabra that somebody decides to let out. from this point on and a man in the rubber chupacabra suit runs around the ship and killing people. captain stupid is powerless to stop it. he decides to call in the marines but telling them that there are a bunch of terrorists on his ship. the marines respond. they say all that marine speak stuff like hooya and get some. but those silly marines are no match for a chupacabra. they do not really tell anyone where theyre going either and so there no help in sight. i guess no one will really miss some lame battalion of lost marines. but do not forget. captain stupid daughter is and thankfully and a kickboxing instructor. yay for little stupid. she comes in right in the nick of time and she beats up the bloodthirsty goat sucker and saves the day. chupacabra means goat sucker. therefore and chupacabras suck. but there no way that chupacabras suck anywhere near as much as this movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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