i saw a great clip of this film and which i will talk about later and and then the cast list and and thought i might as well give it a go. basically and a down on his luck bartender and randy (matt dillon) and his cocky cousin carl harding (paul reiser) and murder investigation detective dehling (john goodman) all have something in common and they have seen the girl of their dreams (whether married or not) and and they would do anything to please and be with her and even die. all three met or saw her one night at mccool  and the bar that randy worked at and they have no knowledge of each other and but all three cannot stop thinking of femme fetale jewel valentine (the lord of the rings liv tyler). all three are telling their stories to someone they hope will listen to their pretty intense and revealing stories and randy talks to hit man mr. burmeister (michael douglas and who co produced the film) and carl to psychologist or psychiatrist dr. green (reba mcentire) and dehling to priest father jimmy (richard jenkins). they confess all details of what they have been willing to do and their sexual contact with her and and eventually they are all brought together in one place and all intent on being with her and and all involved with the final shootout that leaves one dead and one running away (and eventually dying) and one stunned and and the unexpected guy she chooses (but at the same time obvious and cos it sex obsessed douglas). also starring andrew dice clay as utah or elmo and sandy martin as bingo vendor woman. if i had to pick a favourite moment and it would definitely be what was mentioned at number 11 along with cool hand luke on the 100 greatest sexy moments and where tyler copycats the woman washing the car with suds all over herself and and in front of goodman and very sexy. apart from that and not the most memorable film. okay. 
i saw a great clip of this film and which i will talk about later and and then the cast list and and thought i might as well give it a go. basically and a down on his luck bartender and randy (matt dillon) and his cocky cousin carl harding (paul reiser) and murder investigation detective dehling (john goodman) all have something in common and they have seen the girl of their dreams (whether married or not) and and they would do anything to please and be with her and even die. all three met or saw her one night at mccool  and the bar that randy worked at and they have no knowledge of each other and but all three cannot stop thinking of femme fetale jewel valentine (the lord of the rings liv tyler). all three are telling their stories to someone they hope will listen to their pretty intense and revealing stories and randy talks to hit man mr. burmeister (michael douglas and who co produced the film) and carl to psychologist or psychiatrist dr. green (reba mcentire) and dehling to priest father jimmy (richard jenkins). they confess all details of what they have been willing to do and their sexual contact with her and and eventually they are all brought together in one place and all intent on being with her and and all involved with the final shootout that leaves one dead and one running away (and eventually dying) and one stunned and and the unexpected guy she chooses (but at the same time obvious and cos it sex obsessed douglas). also starring andrew dice clay as utah or elmo and sandy martin as bingo vendor woman. if i had to pick a favourite moment and it would definitely be what was mentioned at number 11 along with cool hand luke on the 100 greatest sexy moments and where tyler copycats the woman washing the car with suds all over herself and and in front of goodman and very sexy. apart from that and not the most memorable film. okay. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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