one imdb reviewer calls eaten alive a passable film for the cannibal connoisseur. are there such people. i do not know. but if you are one of them and hey and have a ball. the rest of you might find this tripe a bit hard to swallow (pun intended) and even if and like me and you consider yourself a horror film connoisseur. i have been an avid horror fan for about 15 years now and although i never got around to the cannibal subgenre until a few weeks ago and and i guess i owe my short lived interest in these groan inducing movies and strangely enough and to china total disregard for copyright laws. you see and i bought a two disc dvd collection of all of wesley snipes films for 20 yuan (about $2. 75) and which turned out to include last cannibal world and mountain of the cannibal god and eaten alive and cannibal holocaust and next and with nicholas cage and and something called voodoo lagoon and along with blade 1 3 and in chinese. nice. being a second sequel and i immediately got a sinking feeling when the movie opened with a cannibal in street clothes wandering around major american cities and shooting unsuspecting americans with poison darts and then scrambling away at full speed. having run out of ways to keep movie cannibals scary and it seems that now they have made their way to the mainland. later and you may be shocked to learn that this guy is on a training exercise. lock up your daughters. before long the movie settles into the old missing sister routine and as a young blonde woman named sheila begins her own investigation of the disappearance of her sister and who looks nothing like her in any way and but she willing to spend most of the movie naked so i guess that doesn not matter. it seems that and after shooting one of his victims and the hapless cannibal we met early in the movie and not used to big city life and ran into the road and was struck dead by a moving van. the brilliant police force find a mysterious bit of film on him showing sheila sister involved in some bizarre ritual behavior and but other than the film and the guy is a complete mystery. as the piteous police chief laments and we know nothing about him except that he dead. poor guy and he must be getting a headache from all this. i recommend a nap. luckily and sheila is the kind of girl who can throw around tens of thousands of dollars like it nothing in the search for her sister. perfect for hiring a plucky backwoods guide caricature and since the police are clearly going to be no help. obviously and nothing new is added to this miniscule sub genre. quite the contrary and cannibalism almost seems like a background to a completely different kind of bad movie and about the rescue of a missing person from the dangerous elements. thickening the plot of that clothesline is not difficult and all you have to do is add in a cartoonish jungle cult of people who follow some guy who calls himself jonas and who believes in using pain as a way to reunite man with nature and a process they call purification. personally and i prefer just peeing outside occasionally. one of my favorite parts of the movie is when sheila is caught by one of the cult members  an overweight guy who looks like he took a three day weekend from the office to appear in this movie. as he pulls out his trusty medical kit to give her an injection and he warns her and if you do not believe in jonas and purification (through pain) and god help you. he then gives her a shot and and when she winces from the tiny pinch and he politely apologizes to her. i sense a true believer in this guy. as far as the gore and there are plenty of nasty sound effects over random shots of animals getting slaughtered and more than enough disgusting footage of women being cut up and eaten alive and so i guess right there the movie lives up to its name. the acting is astonishingly bad and as can be expected and and interestingly enough and the editing is also spectacularly botched but still strangely effective. unfortunately and i think you have to be able to relate to people who believe in utterly insane cults in order to relate to anyone in the movie. there are plenty of outlandish religious ceremonies that take place and which make it more and more difficult to understand why sheila sister decided to turn her back on normal society. i am all for individualism and doing your own thing and but come on. after a while the movie descends even further into your basic and run of the mill escape movie and just before we witness the most wildly inappropriate rendition of glory and glory hallelujah in film history. wow. note represent in this movie and a woman is raped with a severed snake. if you need any more reason never to watch it and seek professional help. avoid this mess at all costs. 
one imdb reviewer calls eaten alive a passable film for the cannibal connoisseur. are there such people. i do not know. but if you are one of them and hey and have a ball. the rest of you might find this tripe a bit hard to swallow (pun intended) and even if and like me and you consider yourself a horror film connoisseur. i have been an avid horror fan for about 15 years now and although i never got around to the cannibal subgenre until a few weeks ago and and i guess i owe my short lived interest in these groan inducing movies and strangely enough and to china total disregard for copyright laws. you see and i bought a two disc dvd collection of all of wesley snipes films for 20 yuan (about $2. 75) and which turned out to include last cannibal world and mountain of the cannibal god and eaten alive and cannibal holocaust and next and with nicholas cage and and something called voodoo lagoon and along with blade 1 3 and in chinese. nice. being a second sequel and i immediately got a sinking feeling when the movie opened with a cannibal in street clothes wandering around major american cities and shooting unsuspecting americans with poison darts and then scrambling away at full speed. having run out of ways to keep movie cannibals scary and it seems that now they have made their way to the mainland. later and you may be shocked to learn that this guy is on a training exercise. lock up your daughters. before long the movie settles into the old missing sister routine and as a young blonde woman named sheila begins her own investigation of the disappearance of her sister and who looks nothing like her in any way and but she willing to spend most of the movie naked so i guess that doesn not matter. it seems that and after shooting one of his victims and the hapless cannibal we met early in the movie and not used to big city life and ran into the road and was struck dead by a moving van. the brilliant police force find a mysterious bit of film on him showing sheila sister involved in some bizarre ritual behavior and but other than the film and the guy is a complete mystery. as the piteous police chief laments and we know nothing about him except that he dead. poor guy and he must be getting a headache from all this. i recommend a nap. luckily and sheila is the kind of girl who can throw around tens of thousands of dollars like it nothing in the search for her sister. perfect for hiring a plucky backwoods guide caricature and since the police are clearly going to be no help. obviously and nothing new is added to this miniscule sub genre. quite the contrary and cannibalism almost seems like a background to a completely different kind of bad movie and about the rescue of a missing person from the dangerous elements. thickening the plot of that clothesline is not difficult and all you have to do is add in a cartoonish jungle cult of people who follow some guy who calls himself jonas and who believes in using pain as a way to reunite man with nature and a process they call purification. personally and i prefer just peeing outside occasionally. one of my favorite parts of the movie is when sheila is caught by one of the cult members  an overweight guy who looks like he took a three day weekend from the office to appear in this movie. as he pulls out his trusty medical kit to give her an injection and he warns her and if you do not believe in jonas and purification (through pain) and god help you. he then gives her a shot and and when she winces from the tiny pinch and he politely apologizes to her. i sense a true believer in this guy. as far as the gore and there are plenty of nasty sound effects over random shots of animals getting slaughtered and more than enough disgusting footage of women being cut up and eaten alive and so i guess right there the movie lives up to its name. the acting is astonishingly bad and as can be expected and and interestingly enough and the editing is also spectacularly botched but still strangely effective. unfortunately and i think you have to be able to relate to people who believe in utterly insane cults in order to relate to anyone in the movie. there are plenty of outlandish religious ceremonies that take place and which make it more and more difficult to understand why sheila sister decided to turn her back on normal society. i am all for individualism and doing your own thing and but come on. after a while the movie descends even further into your basic and run of the mill escape movie and just before we witness the most wildly inappropriate rendition of glory and glory hallelujah in film history. wow. note represent in this movie and a woman is raped with a severed snake. if you need any more reason never to watch it and seek professional help. avoid this mess at all costs. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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