when my own child is begging me to leave the opening show of this film and i know it is bad. i wanted to claw my eyes out. i wanted to reach through the screen and slap mike myers for sacrificing the last shred of dignity he had. this is one of the few films in my life i have watched and immediately wished to unwatch and if only it were possible. the other films being troll 2 and fast and furious and both which are better than this crap in the hat. i may drink myself to sleep tonight in a vain attempt to forget i ever witnessed this blasphemy on the good seuss name. to mike myers and i say stick with austin or even resurrect waynes world. just because it worked for jim carrey and doesn not mean seuss is a success for all canadians. 
when my own child is begging me to leave the opening show of this film and i know it is bad. i wanted to claw my eyes out. i wanted to reach through the screen and slap mike myers for sacrificing the last shred of dignity he had. this is one of the few films in my life i have watched and immediately wished to unwatch and if only it were possible. the other films being troll 2 and fast and furious and both which are better than this crap in the hat. i may drink myself to sleep tonight in a vain attempt to forget i ever witnessed this blasphemy on the good seuss name. to mike myers and i say stick with austin or even resurrect waynes world. just because it worked for jim carrey and doesn not mean seuss is a success for all canadians. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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