i am a big horror film buff and particularly of the 1980 subgenres. name one  i have probably seen it. last year and a new little horror movie that seemed to slip under mainstream radar called saw was about to hit theaters. i was moderately excited. having not heard anything about it and i thought it looked quite promising judging by the previews and posters (well and except the back and white ones with the severed hands and feet. those just looked terrible. ) i saw the film on opening night. it was one of the worst experiences of my life. this movie was literally mentally and psychically painful to watch. because it was scary. no. because it was one of the most awful movies i had ever had the displeasure of seeing. first off and the construction of the screenplay and editing was utterly atrocious and even by horror movie standards. starting off a sequence in an interrogation room with a victim (shawnee smith) who recently survived a serial killer attack and then showing a flashback of what she survived. not scary. it was impossible to feel any type of tension whatsoever knowing that the aforementioned victim was perfectly alright. sure and that reverse bear trap thing was creepy. but why should i feel in the least bit frightened when clearly and you just showed me she survived the ordeal. unfortunately and the entire film was constructed this way. it starts with two guys in a cellar. then and they show flashbacks of how they were abducted. not scary. why. because we already know what gonna happen to them and seeing as how we just saw the result of the attack. theyre fine. move on with the story. even more unfortunately and the actual story was meager at best. i couldn not have cared less for these annoying and pitiful excuses for characters and the acting do not help. cary elwes was solid for the most part and then suddenly towards the end he started crying like a lost infant while straining to keep his american accent in tact (it do not work  the audience i saw this with was in stitches). this drove him to a rash and idiotic decision even the most simple minded do not attempt. he had other options. better ones. smarter ones. even given his intense emotional state (horribly communicated through horrible acting) and it was still irrational. i do not buy it. bad writing alert. furthermore and even when certain sequences were played straight through and flashback free and they were painfully predictable. i constantly found my foot tapping impatiently waiting for the dumb sequence to end. this happened for the entire film. i saw every single twist coming. twenty minutes into the film and i had already called the killer identity and not to mention his connection to his accomplice(s) as soon as they appeared on screen. better acting might have been able to overshadow the awful script. instead and the actors might as well have had red herring or accomplice tattooed across their foreheads. by the end of the movie and i was utterly outraged i had wasted even a fragment of my life on this film and and the entire theatre was laughing hysterically at the downright horrendous finale. seriously and you would think they were watching a monty python movie. i would have been laughing too and had i not been so angered at the film total and utter failure to accomplish anything it set out to do. when we left and there was (no joke) a line to speak to the manager of the theatre to get their money back (do not happen). i was absolutely positive the movie was going to be a box office bomb. the following week and you couldn not have imagined my shock to find out saw had hit number one at the box office and everyone was talking about it (mostly individuals who found napoleon dynamite to be a thought provoking epic tale and thought satire was some type of rubber). i am so utterly sickened to hear people praise this film that i often feel as though i am going to vomit. it entertainment for the most feeble and simple minded of the human race. those who find some weird jigsaw clown puppet riding on a tricycle threatening (it a doll  knock it over and leave  what so frightening about that. ). don not get me wrong and i own every friday the 13th and love my splatter movies and thought napoleon dynamite was hilarious and can not get enough of freddy and michael and pinhead and or leatherface and have a font appreciation for unknown horror gems and rank sleepaway camp ii represent unhappy campers amongst my top 10 favorite slashers. however and i realize these films aren not the most sophisticated american cinema has to offer  i appreciate them for what they are  quick and easy fun. saw is cinematic garbage. the film attempts to be a smart and semi sophisticated and nasty little thrill ride and and bogs down to an irritating and annoying waste of time and money and energy and and celluloid. atrocious on all accounts. every single copy should be incinerated and along with its feeble minded fans. shame on all of you. will i see saw ii. maybe after i take a double shot of liquid drano before i gouge out my own eyes and impale white hot shish kabob brochettes into my ears and colon. my rating represent negative . avoid at all costs. 
i am a big horror film buff and particularly of the 1980 subgenres. name one  i have probably seen it. last year and a new little horror movie that seemed to slip under mainstream radar called saw was about to hit theaters. i was moderately excited. having not heard anything about it and i thought it looked quite promising judging by the previews and posters (well and except the back and white ones with the severed hands and feet. those just looked terrible. ) i saw the film on opening night. it was one of the worst experiences of my life. this movie was literally mentally and psychically painful to watch. because it was scary. no. because it was one of the most awful movies i had ever had the displeasure of seeing. first off and the construction of the screenplay and editing was utterly atrocious and even by horror movie standards. starting off a sequence in an interrogation room with a victim (shawnee smith) who recently survived a serial killer attack and then showing a flashback of what she survived. not scary. it was impossible to feel any type of tension whatsoever knowing that the aforementioned victim was perfectly alright. sure and that reverse bear trap thing was creepy. but why should i feel in the least bit frightened when clearly and you just showed me she survived the ordeal. unfortunately and the entire film was constructed this way. it starts with two guys in a cellar. then and they show flashbacks of how they were abducted. not scary. why. because we already know what gonna happen to them and seeing as how we just saw the result of the attack. theyre fine. move on with the story. even more unfortunately and the actual story was meager at best. i couldn not have cared less for these annoying and pitiful excuses for characters and the acting do not help. cary elwes was solid for the most part and then suddenly towards the end he started crying like a lost infant while straining to keep his american accent in tact (it do not work  the audience i saw this with was in stitches). this drove him to a rash and idiotic decision even the most simple minded do not attempt. he had other options. better ones. smarter ones. even given his intense emotional state (horribly communicated through horrible acting) and it was still irrational. i do not buy it. bad writing alert. furthermore and even when certain sequences were played straight through and flashback free and they were painfully predictable. i constantly found my foot tapping impatiently waiting for the dumb sequence to end. this happened for the entire film. i saw every single twist coming. twenty minutes into the film and i had already called the killer identity and not to mention his connection to his accomplice(s) as soon as they appeared on screen. better acting might have been able to overshadow the awful script. instead and the actors might as well have had red herring or accomplice tattooed across their foreheads. by the end of the movie and i was utterly outraged i had wasted even a fragment of my life on this film and and the entire theatre was laughing hysterically at the downright horrendous finale. seriously and you would think they were watching a monty python movie. i would have been laughing too and had i not been so angered at the film total and utter failure to accomplish anything it set out to do. when we left and there was (no joke) a line to speak to the manager of the theatre to get their money back (do not happen). i was absolutely positive the movie was going to be a box office bomb. the following week and you couldn not have imagined my shock to find out saw had hit number one at the box office and everyone was talking about it (mostly individuals who found napoleon dynamite to be a thought provoking epic tale and thought satire was some type of rubber). i am so utterly sickened to hear people praise this film that i often feel as though i am going to vomit. it entertainment for the most feeble and simple minded of the human race. those who find some weird jigsaw clown puppet riding on a tricycle threatening (it a doll  knock it over and leave  what so frightening about that. ). don not get me wrong and i own every friday the 13th and love my splatter movies and thought napoleon dynamite was hilarious and can not get enough of freddy and michael and pinhead and or leatherface and have a font appreciation for unknown horror gems and rank sleepaway camp ii represent unhappy campers amongst my top 10 favorite slashers. however and i realize these films aren not the most sophisticated american cinema has to offer  i appreciate them for what they are  quick and easy fun. saw is cinematic garbage. the film attempts to be a smart and semi sophisticated and nasty little thrill ride and and bogs down to an irritating and annoying waste of time and money and energy and and celluloid. atrocious on all accounts. every single copy should be incinerated and along with its feeble minded fans. shame on all of you. will i see saw ii. maybe after i take a double shot of liquid drano before i gouge out my own eyes and impale white hot shish kabob brochettes into my ears and colon. my rating represent negative . avoid at all costs. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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