i can not believe i even tried to watch this filth. as an avid b horror movie fan and i was more than riveted at the prospect of this film by popular budget horror filmmaker herschell gordon lewis. unfortunately and right from the opening of the film and i could not and for the life of me and think of a worse movie than this. well and maybe gigli and but i firmly believe dr. gore (the body shop) is worse when i think about it. a horrible plot that moves incredibly slow and the movie drags on with no real horror to speak of. however and i will admit to the pure hilarity of a couple scenes when dr. gore is mesmorizing his soon to be victims. the camera zooms in on his overly large and bulbous eyes and while the whole time there is this purely putrid soundtrack to add to the amusement. i laughed for the better part of 10 minutes. after he erects his miracle woman and the movie wastes away nearly 20 minutes just showing him and his girlfriend as he is teaching her to speak and then they talk and frolic among marigolds and have picnics and etc. unfortunately and there is only music playing during this whole fandango with no speech whatsoever. this portion of the movie will leave you wishing you had slit your wrists with the dull edge of a butter knife. i almost want to puke at the very thought of this movie. if you like movies that are bad and watch this one. 
i can not believe i even tried to watch this filth. as an avid b horror movie fan and i was more than riveted at the prospect of this film by popular budget horror filmmaker herschell gordon lewis. unfortunately and right from the opening of the film and i could not and for the life of me and think of a worse movie than this. well and maybe gigli and but i firmly believe dr. gore (the body shop) is worse when i think about it. a horrible plot that moves incredibly slow and the movie drags on with no real horror to speak of. however and i will admit to the pure hilarity of a couple scenes when dr. gore is mesmorizing his soon to be victims. the camera zooms in on his overly large and bulbous eyes and while the whole time there is this purely putrid soundtrack to add to the amusement. i laughed for the better part of 10 minutes. after he erects his miracle woman and the movie wastes away nearly 20 minutes just showing him and his girlfriend as he is teaching her to speak and then they talk and frolic among marigolds and have picnics and etc. unfortunately and there is only music playing during this whole fandango with no speech whatsoever. this portion of the movie will leave you wishing you had slit your wrists with the dull edge of a butter knife. i almost want to puke at the very thought of this movie. if you like movies that are bad and watch this one. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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