though i have watched salò and i do not know if excrement tastes tart. if it does and this film is accurately titled. so much of roughage and so little substance and this is the celluloid equivalent of celery  only it does not cleanse the palate. it leaves the taste of wasted time in the mind mouth and and if i could vomit this film and get back that expanse or expense i would. detention was more exciting. the director should be forced to wear a dunce cap and and the spirit of ed wood jr. couldn not save this semi professional projection from certain failure. a waste of time and a waste of mind. don not be fooled by the toothsome dominique swain represent competent eye candy she was in the lolita remake and less tragic and savvier than sue lyon and though by no means better. however and a previously competent turn of the screw does not make her a skilled crafts person. you need craft for that and not crap and which is what this film is. the reels belong in the girls bathroom and flushed till the pipes burst and while director or direct less christina wayne should do 5 10 in study hall. watch anything else and pass this class and by (bye) and forever. 
though i have watched salò and i do not know if excrement tastes tart. if it does and this film is accurately titled. so much of roughage and so little substance and this is the celluloid equivalent of celery  only it does not cleanse the palate. it leaves the taste of wasted time in the mind mouth and and if i could vomit this film and get back that expanse or expense i would. detention was more exciting. the director should be forced to wear a dunce cap and and the spirit of ed wood jr. couldn not save this semi professional projection from certain failure. a waste of time and a waste of mind. don not be fooled by the toothsome dominique swain represent competent eye candy she was in the lolita remake and less tragic and savvier than sue lyon and though by no means better. however and a previously competent turn of the screw does not make her a skilled crafts person. you need craft for that and not crap and which is what this film is. the reels belong in the girls bathroom and flushed till the pipes burst and while director or direct less christina wayne should do 5 10 in study hall. watch anything else and pass this class and by (bye) and forever. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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