although a well produced made for television movie and dying to love you reeks with low grade melodramatic splendor. the film opens up to roger paulson (tim matheson and looking much older than i remember him to be) and who is a struggling businessman that leads an empty and lonely life after his wife ruthie (who looks suspiciously like roseanne arnold) leaves him with the quickness. now all roger has is his cats. and his ad in the newspaper. once his ad is answered and he calls johnnie elaine lisa oh it doesn not matter i am whoever you want me to be lawrence. then. they have phone sex. i am not sure where youre from or when you were born and but i remember that phone sex bit was played out by the late 80 . i am sorry but that was trashy. soon roger and the broad hook up and have a whirlwind romance. they fall in love and visit the zoo to see gorillas and and then have some kinky sex with roger son in the other room. she ties him to the bed and seduces him. roger is just so stupid that he does not realize that johnnie eliane is just a bimbo that loves to sleep around. god forbid women only sleep with one man. soon enough and strange phone calls begin to occur and johnny girl wants roger to marry her with absolute quickness and and she keeps ranting and raving about her ex husband who used to beat her. it funny to see roger believe her through all this stuff. that until a frumpy co worker tells him to go snooping through her belongings like a nosy housewife. he takes her crappy advice and lo and behold and he finds a suitcase crawling with fake id cards and wigs and guns and a crossbow. he immediately takes the suitcase to the police and has her arrested. even though all this jazz and he still loves the dumb broad. she tells so much lies and it seems her tongue will catch fire if she tells the truth once. roger goes on with his life and meets an ugly woman named angela who looks like something off of gremlins 2. she has a child as well and roger takes quite a liking to her. but something inside roger subconscious keeps him connected to lisa rohn (if that even her real name) and he keeps going back to see her. now lisa is the ex that would not go away as she earns herself a get out of jail free card and shows up at roger doorstep and his son matt is so busy trying to check her out and he pours juice all over the floor. il rog is so stupid and he throws lisa out and doesn not even change the locks. boy and if all people were that stupid and i do not even be writing this review. the ending of this movie is so corny and you would not believe. tim matheson is a made for tv movie king. he just looks like such a dawm mummy in this movie. he a little wooden and stiff. the dazzling tracy pollan works well with her role and her trampiness rings true. she is extremely beautiful and i do see what michael j. fox sees in her. this movie is great to watch when youre on that late night tip and but then again and you might fall asleep and considering how dull and bland it is. 
although a well produced made for television movie and dying to love you reeks with low grade melodramatic splendor. the film opens up to roger paulson (tim matheson and looking much older than i remember him to be) and who is a struggling businessman that leads an empty and lonely life after his wife ruthie (who looks suspiciously like roseanne arnold) leaves him with the quickness. now all roger has is his cats. and his ad in the newspaper. once his ad is answered and he calls johnnie elaine lisa oh it doesn not matter i am whoever you want me to be lawrence. then. they have phone sex. i am not sure where youre from or when you were born and but i remember that phone sex bit was played out by the late 80 . i am sorry but that was trashy. soon roger and the broad hook up and have a whirlwind romance. they fall in love and visit the zoo to see gorillas and and then have some kinky sex with roger son in the other room. she ties him to the bed and seduces him. roger is just so stupid that he does not realize that johnnie eliane is just a bimbo that loves to sleep around. god forbid women only sleep with one man. soon enough and strange phone calls begin to occur and johnny girl wants roger to marry her with absolute quickness and and she keeps ranting and raving about her ex husband who used to beat her. it funny to see roger believe her through all this stuff. that until a frumpy co worker tells him to go snooping through her belongings like a nosy housewife. he takes her crappy advice and lo and behold and he finds a suitcase crawling with fake id cards and wigs and guns and a crossbow. he immediately takes the suitcase to the police and has her arrested. even though all this jazz and he still loves the dumb broad. she tells so much lies and it seems her tongue will catch fire if she tells the truth once. roger goes on with his life and meets an ugly woman named angela who looks like something off of gremlins 2. she has a child as well and roger takes quite a liking to her. but something inside roger subconscious keeps him connected to lisa rohn (if that even her real name) and he keeps going back to see her. now lisa is the ex that would not go away as she earns herself a get out of jail free card and shows up at roger doorstep and his son matt is so busy trying to check her out and he pours juice all over the floor. il rog is so stupid and he throws lisa out and doesn not even change the locks. boy and if all people were that stupid and i do not even be writing this review. the ending of this movie is so corny and you would not believe. tim matheson is a made for tv movie king. he just looks like such a dawm mummy in this movie. he a little wooden and stiff. the dazzling tracy pollan works well with her role and her trampiness rings true. she is extremely beautiful and i do see what michael j. fox sees in her. this movie is great to watch when youre on that late night tip and but then again and you might fall asleep and considering how dull and bland it is. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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