this review may contain spoilers. or maybe not. the warning is the same for alldang it. just when i thought that scifi channel had used all of its ridiculous ideas for movies and they give us this. actually and the plot itself it nothing we haven not seen in movies like snakes on a plane and deep blue sea and etc. that means and a monster or animal or menace of some kind is lurking in a close environment threatening a bunch of people. in this case and an alien in a train. wow. i must say that and when i first saw this thing on cable and i couldn not stop laughing. no scifi film had prepared me for this while it was so incredibly pathetic i couldn not believe it. the actors are all a bunch of stereotypical genre characters. but since theyre not so famous (to say the least) and i wasn not expecting much of them. except diamond phillips. no comments there and but i think the guy was desperate to find a job. the problem was something called pecial effects and horrible even for scifi channel standards. that model or toy they made us believe it was a real train (not to mention the model or toy helicopter and bigger than a train wagon) and the meteor coming horizontally from space and the baby alien (a sock puppet and and i ain not kiddin) and the regular aliens who looked pretty ugly. while they were static while when they started moving and it was awful and the explosions (the terrorist blew up literally. and what about the exploding helicopter. just how many barrels of gas was that thing carrying. ) and the insane mathematics used (they couldn not even solve a school problem right. ). and i would not talk about that doomsday like ending and by that time i do not know if to keep laughing or to start crying. if i remember right and i did both. it an ideal movie to have a good laugh and alone or with friends. but be warned while it so ridiculous at so many levels. and you need a heck of a lot of suspension of disbelief. 
this review may contain spoilers. or maybe not. the warning is the same for alldang it. just when i thought that scifi channel had used all of its ridiculous ideas for movies and they give us this. actually and the plot itself it nothing we haven not seen in movies like snakes on a plane and deep blue sea and etc. that means and a monster or animal or menace of some kind is lurking in a close environment threatening a bunch of people. in this case and an alien in a train. wow. i must say that and when i first saw this thing on cable and i couldn not stop laughing. no scifi film had prepared me for this while it was so incredibly pathetic i couldn not believe it. the actors are all a bunch of stereotypical genre characters. but since theyre not so famous (to say the least) and i wasn not expecting much of them. except diamond phillips. no comments there and but i think the guy was desperate to find a job. the problem was something called pecial effects and horrible even for scifi channel standards. that model or toy they made us believe it was a real train (not to mention the model or toy helicopter and bigger than a train wagon) and the meteor coming horizontally from space and the baby alien (a sock puppet and and i ain not kiddin) and the regular aliens who looked pretty ugly. while they were static while when they started moving and it was awful and the explosions (the terrorist blew up literally. and what about the exploding helicopter. just how many barrels of gas was that thing carrying. ) and the insane mathematics used (they couldn not even solve a school problem right. ). and i would not talk about that doomsday like ending and by that time i do not know if to keep laughing or to start crying. if i remember right and i did both. it an ideal movie to have a good laugh and alone or with friends. but be warned while it so ridiculous at so many levels. and you need a heck of a lot of suspension of disbelief. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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