unfortunately house of d is just awful and with a ridiculous plot and terrible writing and some mediocre acting and and in fact just about everything else about it is sub par. tom flees nyc to somehow survive as a lone child in paris and and manages to convince the beautiful parisian girl he eventually marries that he french and despite a poor grasp of her language. she shocked when years later he reveals his secret to her. riiiight. he then gifts his tale of woe to his own son and and who we are expected to believe thinks that just the greatest birthday gift a dad can give his 13 year old boy. if only such things were so easy. david duchovny miscasts his own wife tea leoni in the role of his mother and strikes out yet again. leoni makes me laugh as a comic but she just plain wrong for this role. one of the problems with that is none of the characters are sympathetic. i just do not give a damn what happened to any of them. i did rather hope that robin williams and his trademark child in a grown up body schtick would fall into a village pothole and but alas and it was not to be and we had to endure his simpering performance all the way. anton yelchin and william daughter zelda were not bad and but i suspect the rave reviews others are giving them is simply because they weren not anywhere near as bad as everyone else in this movie. they weren not great and let me put it that way. there are so many silly and contrived aspects to this film  erykah badu and the bicycle and the catholic school and it staff of morons and the conveniently stupid characters and etc  that this review would go on for ever and so i will just finish up by saying that house of d is a very poor movie and and i am almost embarrassed for duchovny. the thing that really annoys me is how i was so strongly encouraged by online friends to see this that i traveled a long way to do so. i would not have been so annoyed that this movie is so bad if i would just wasted a couple of hours down at the local movie theater and but instead i lost a whole day and and discovered that my so called friends are either stupid or dishonest and because this is an awful movie. 
unfortunately house of d is just awful and with a ridiculous plot and terrible writing and some mediocre acting and and in fact just about everything else about it is sub par. tom flees nyc to somehow survive as a lone child in paris and and manages to convince the beautiful parisian girl he eventually marries that he french and despite a poor grasp of her language. she shocked when years later he reveals his secret to her. riiiight. he then gifts his tale of woe to his own son and and who we are expected to believe thinks that just the greatest birthday gift a dad can give his 13 year old boy. if only such things were so easy. david duchovny miscasts his own wife tea leoni in the role of his mother and strikes out yet again. leoni makes me laugh as a comic but she just plain wrong for this role. one of the problems with that is none of the characters are sympathetic. i just do not give a damn what happened to any of them. i did rather hope that robin williams and his trademark child in a grown up body schtick would fall into a village pothole and but alas and it was not to be and we had to endure his simpering performance all the way. anton yelchin and william daughter zelda were not bad and but i suspect the rave reviews others are giving them is simply because they weren not anywhere near as bad as everyone else in this movie. they weren not great and let me put it that way. there are so many silly and contrived aspects to this film  erykah badu and the bicycle and the catholic school and it staff of morons and the conveniently stupid characters and etc  that this review would go on for ever and so i will just finish up by saying that house of d is a very poor movie and and i am almost embarrassed for duchovny. the thing that really annoys me is how i was so strongly encouraged by online friends to see this that i traveled a long way to do so. i would not have been so annoyed that this movie is so bad if i would just wasted a couple of hours down at the local movie theater and but instead i lost a whole day and and discovered that my so called friends are either stupid or dishonest and because this is an awful movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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