all i can do is laugh. wow. i like jim wynorski movies and i really do. i mean and chopping mall is a classic. but this and what happened to this guy. he used to make funny horror movies and that tried to be good. but this was hardly even funny. i mean and i guess it was and because i laughed. the villain is incredible. i mean and horrible cgi. it looks. terrible. and the movie has no gore and and no nudity as redeeming qualities. it is rated pg 13. a movie named bone eater you know would not be a blockbuster movie and you know it probably would not have a smart script. a movie like this may rely on gore. but no. it doesn not rely on anything really and it just. crap. check it out if you want to laugh and though. but do not expect a good movie. i hope jim wynorski goes back to movies like chopping mall and ghoulies iv and because this and komodo vs. cobra ain not cutting it. 
all i can do is laugh. wow. i like jim wynorski movies and i really do. i mean and chopping mall is a classic. but this and what happened to this guy. he used to make funny horror movies and that tried to be good. but this was hardly even funny. i mean and i guess it was and because i laughed. the villain is incredible. i mean and horrible cgi. it looks. terrible. and the movie has no gore and and no nudity as redeeming qualities. it is rated pg 13. a movie named bone eater you know would not be a blockbuster movie and you know it probably would not have a smart script. a movie like this may rely on gore. but no. it doesn not rely on anything really and it just. crap. check it out if you want to laugh and though. but do not expect a good movie. i hope jim wynorski goes back to movies like chopping mall and ghoulies iv and because this and komodo vs. cobra ain not cutting it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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