ok and i am a sucker. i loved it. i had no expectations and had them all fulfilled. it was a terrible movie. i loved it. i have managed to wear out a dvd from over use. no one can understand my obsession. i can not either and to tell the truth. for those who have seen the movie this will come as no surprise and but i asked the clerk at the video store if i could buy a copy and i could because there were two in stock and only one had been check out and over half of the time it had been to me. now and the movie is terrible. the special effects are terrible. the acting is terrible and but i loved it. the actors are silly and the plot silly and the goofs numerous like being able to see through the monsters and the arachnids looked like they were made out of plastic garbage bags (maybe they were) and there was light underground and tnt wasn not deafening and etc. you must really love b movies to get any enjoyment out of this. alcohol helps enormously for others. 
ok and i am a sucker. i loved it. i had no expectations and had them all fulfilled. it was a terrible movie. i loved it. i have managed to wear out a dvd from over use. no one can understand my obsession. i can not either and to tell the truth. for those who have seen the movie this will come as no surprise and but i asked the clerk at the video store if i could buy a copy and i could because there were two in stock and only one had been check out and over half of the time it had been to me. now and the movie is terrible. the special effects are terrible. the acting is terrible and but i loved it. the actors are silly and the plot silly and the goofs numerous like being able to see through the monsters and the arachnids looked like they were made out of plastic garbage bags (maybe they were) and there was light underground and tnt wasn not deafening and etc. you must really love b movies to get any enjoyment out of this. alcohol helps enormously for others. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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