the bad news represent the canadian version of beast in the cellar released by maple pictures that i saw was of poor quality. dark and washed out and it appeared to be dubbed haphazardly from a vhs tape. it even skips at one point due to some missing frames. the good news represent this movie is so bad that the poor quality of the dvd detracted little from my viewing enjoyment. this horror movie fails to build tension and lacks scares. it is a horrorless horror film. while most frightening films have limited dialog and beast in the cellar is a gabfest and so much so that a character will repeat something we have just heard said by two other characters. presumably and all the chit chat acts as filler for a very low budget and unimaginative movie. unfortunately and the dialog isn not campy enough to make it worth a watch. 
the bad news represent the canadian version of beast in the cellar released by maple pictures that i saw was of poor quality. dark and washed out and it appeared to be dubbed haphazardly from a vhs tape. it even skips at one point due to some missing frames. the good news represent this movie is so bad that the poor quality of the dvd detracted little from my viewing enjoyment. this horror movie fails to build tension and lacks scares. it is a horrorless horror film. while most frightening films have limited dialog and beast in the cellar is a gabfest and so much so that a character will repeat something we have just heard said by two other characters. presumably and all the chit chat acts as filler for a very low budget and unimaginative movie. unfortunately and the dialog isn not campy enough to make it worth a watch. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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