i do not understand why so many of the comments here seem to indicate that this is acceptable entertainment. the eye popping horror of this cinematic monstrosity cannot be overstated. me and my girlfriend just watched it together and and i am not sure we will ever be able to have sex again. i am not sure what was worse and the scrawny and unattractive cast and their supremely unphotogenic genitals and the rancid attempts at humor and the screeching noises that claimed to be songs. no and i know what was worst of all. the girls in the green leotards and with green facepaint and licking alice to dry her off and then proposing and in broken childlike speech and that they suckle milk from her breasts. that was the worst. also and what was with the nurses and and why do they seem to have so much trouble finding each other vaginas. why are all the male actors gay. why does humpty dumpty waggle a dildo in the air and pretend that it his penis. why did my eyes have to see this. there are no words. 
i do not understand why so many of the comments here seem to indicate that this is acceptable entertainment. the eye popping horror of this cinematic monstrosity cannot be overstated. me and my girlfriend just watched it together and and i am not sure we will ever be able to have sex again. i am not sure what was worse and the scrawny and unattractive cast and their supremely unphotogenic genitals and the rancid attempts at humor and the screeching noises that claimed to be songs. no and i know what was worst of all. the girls in the green leotards and with green facepaint and licking alice to dry her off and then proposing and in broken childlike speech and that they suckle milk from her breasts. that was the worst. also and what was with the nurses and and why do they seem to have so much trouble finding each other vaginas. why are all the male actors gay. why does humpty dumpty waggle a dildo in the air and pretend that it his penis. why did my eyes have to see this. there are no words. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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