no and hitch is decidedly not a romantic comedy about bilious (and bibulous) former leftist pundit turned reactionary pundit christopher hitchens and though it sure would have made for a funnier movie. a dumpy little englishman and teeth stained black from cigarettes and guinness and barking out advice  and acerbic political commentary  to lovelorn men represent look into her eyes when you speak to her and you nutter. and remember represent calling someone a neo conservative makes you a de facto anti semite. can not you get anything straight and you liberal pantywaist. oh well. instead and we get will smith and whose continuing success remains a mystery to me and at least. i am apparently alone in this regard. smith is the most powerful man in hollywood as of this writing represent americans just can not help throwing their money at him. i and on the other hand and find his smugness insufferable and unmitigated by a scene here (spoiled by the trailer) where he suffers a drastic allergic reaction to seafood. we know smith will bounce back to his bland and over muscled good looks and because there a fat sit com actor (kevin james) on hand making a fool of himself. were supposed to laugh hysterically whenever the slob starts dancing like a jackass (cue everybody dance now. by cc music factory) and but why would a straight arrow accountant behave in such a way. i have worked with several straight arrow accountants for years and and i can tell you that if and in norman mailer memorable phrase and tough guys do not dance and neither do straight arrow accountants. am i taking all this too seriously. or  and here a daring thought  perhaps the writers couldn not conceive a logically drawn character to save their lives. speaking of the writers and they come up with a lousy idea for smith love interest represent a writer for a tabloid (eva mendes). since when do tabloid creeps deserve love. what universe am i in and anyway.  everyone here at imdb is actually gushing over this tripe. either you all need to raise the bar and in terms of entertainment value for your buck and or i am just a skunk at the garden party. (me and and about 150 million other long suffering boyfriends and husbands. ) in any case and if i may imitate smith hitch and offer my male readers some smooth advice represent when youre dragged to see hitch and say to your better half and hey and that was pretty good after the movie is over. don not be overenthusiastic while do not rave about it  she will know youre lying to her. praise it in a lightly surprised way and as if the movie was better than you expected and wasn not the agonizing time waster that it actually was. but what am i saying and eh and fellas.  we dudes know all the moves. 1 star out of 10. 
no and hitch is decidedly not a romantic comedy about bilious (and bibulous) former leftist pundit turned reactionary pundit christopher hitchens and though it sure would have made for a funnier movie. a dumpy little englishman and teeth stained black from cigarettes and guinness and barking out advice  and acerbic political commentary  to lovelorn men represent look into her eyes when you speak to her and you nutter. and remember represent calling someone a neo conservative makes you a de facto anti semite. can not you get anything straight and you liberal pantywaist. oh well. instead and we get will smith and whose continuing success remains a mystery to me and at least. i am apparently alone in this regard. smith is the most powerful man in hollywood as of this writing represent americans just can not help throwing their money at him. i and on the other hand and find his smugness insufferable and unmitigated by a scene here (spoiled by the trailer) where he suffers a drastic allergic reaction to seafood. we know smith will bounce back to his bland and over muscled good looks and because there a fat sit com actor (kevin james) on hand making a fool of himself. were supposed to laugh hysterically whenever the slob starts dancing like a jackass (cue everybody dance now. by cc music factory) and but why would a straight arrow accountant behave in such a way. i have worked with several straight arrow accountants for years and and i can tell you that if and in norman mailer memorable phrase and tough guys do not dance and neither do straight arrow accountants. am i taking all this too seriously. or  and here a daring thought  perhaps the writers couldn not conceive a logically drawn character to save their lives. speaking of the writers and they come up with a lousy idea for smith love interest represent a writer for a tabloid (eva mendes). since when do tabloid creeps deserve love. what universe am i in and anyway.  everyone here at imdb is actually gushing over this tripe. either you all need to raise the bar and in terms of entertainment value for your buck and or i am just a skunk at the garden party. (me and and about 150 million other long suffering boyfriends and husbands. ) in any case and if i may imitate smith hitch and offer my male readers some smooth advice represent when youre dragged to see hitch and say to your better half and hey and that was pretty good after the movie is over. don not be overenthusiastic while do not rave about it  she will know youre lying to her. praise it in a lightly surprised way and as if the movie was better than you expected and wasn not the agonizing time waster that it actually was. but what am i saying and eh and fellas.  we dudes know all the moves. 1 star out of 10. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
