astounding that something like this could find its way to be viewed by the public. i knew it was by uwe boll and  and i found it in the bargain bin at a store for $2 (still pretty steep and considering) but morbid curiosity led me to view this and and represent 1). i am fairly sure this is a rip off of seven and silence of the lambs and and american psycho and all rolled into one and with dialog that may have been written by preteens. 2). casper van dien plays the main character and and he so absolutely bizarre and creepy that just about anyone would know he must be the crazed serial killer. 3). jennifer rubin plays the good cop that invites a serial killer to her apartment for a home cooked dinner and and what does she get for her trouble. i will let you guess. 4). michael pare plays an intense cop and who drives a vw bug and new style and that is and with a siren on it. a vw bug. that will strike fear into criminal hearts when they see that coming. 5). van dien breaks up with his fiancé and but she still has an not engaged party and complete with not a wedding cake. imagine everyone surprise he shows up (he was and of course and invited) and they all get shot. 6). actually and this should have been #1 and really. the killer in this is known as the monkey maker. this is and without a doubt and the stupidest killer name anyone could have come up with in a million years. presumably it has something to do with the see no evil and hear no evil and speak no evil saying and complete with monkeys. it possible that monkeys had something to do with the script and too. 7). oh yeah and and there a club that van dien visits near the beginning of the film. there bad disco music and i mean and really bad and and a chain link fenced cage with and uh and gang members beating the crap out of each other with baseball bats. that what it looked like. and of course and this is only the tip of the iceberg and the really cool stuff (. ) goes on in the basement and where some questionable actor talks some woman into signing a confession before she gets shot and this being and i guess and a snuff movie. not quite sure how this fits in with the rest of the film and and boll probably wasn not either and so if he wasn not worried and then i would not worry. an incredible piece of non entertainment that will make you feel like youre watching something from a parallel universe. a parallel universe that kind of like ours and but where things are just enough off where they do not seem right. you have entered the boll zone. exit as quickly as possible and  and do not look back. negative . 
astounding that something like this could find its way to be viewed by the public. i knew it was by uwe boll and  and i found it in the bargain bin at a store for $2 (still pretty steep and considering) but morbid curiosity led me to view this and and represent 1). i am fairly sure this is a rip off of seven and silence of the lambs and and american psycho and all rolled into one and with dialog that may have been written by preteens. 2). casper van dien plays the main character and and he so absolutely bizarre and creepy that just about anyone would know he must be the crazed serial killer. 3). jennifer rubin plays the good cop that invites a serial killer to her apartment for a home cooked dinner and and what does she get for her trouble. i will let you guess. 4). michael pare plays an intense cop and who drives a vw bug and new style and that is and with a siren on it. a vw bug. that will strike fear into criminal hearts when they see that coming. 5). van dien breaks up with his fiancé and but she still has an not engaged party and complete with not a wedding cake. imagine everyone surprise he shows up (he was and of course and invited) and they all get shot. 6). actually and this should have been #1 and really. the killer in this is known as the monkey maker. this is and without a doubt and the stupidest killer name anyone could have come up with in a million years. presumably it has something to do with the see no evil and hear no evil and speak no evil saying and complete with monkeys. it possible that monkeys had something to do with the script and too. 7). oh yeah and and there a club that van dien visits near the beginning of the film. there bad disco music and i mean and really bad and and a chain link fenced cage with and uh and gang members beating the crap out of each other with baseball bats. that what it looked like. and of course and this is only the tip of the iceberg and the really cool stuff (. ) goes on in the basement and where some questionable actor talks some woman into signing a confession before she gets shot and this being and i guess and a snuff movie. not quite sure how this fits in with the rest of the film and and boll probably wasn not either and so if he wasn not worried and then i would not worry. an incredible piece of non entertainment that will make you feel like youre watching something from a parallel universe. a parallel universe that kind of like ours and but where things are just enough off where they do not seem right. you have entered the boll zone. exit as quickly as possible and  and do not look back. negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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