one night at mccool wants you to think it is a hip and clever black comedy. it pushes its quirky characters and outrageous situations at the viewer like a crack dealer making overtime. the premise is about a gold digging woman and named jewel who dates men to get them to steal and sometimes murder and so she can have all the worldly possesions she so desperately desires. you know and this do not be a bad strategy and if she chased after rich guys. this film really wants one to believe that a foxy con artist would waste time dating bartenders and andrew dice clay. please. that major flaw in jewel scheme is really the only entertainment to found found in this stinker (and that unintentional). watching it and it is not hard to believe there could have been a good movie inside it somewhere. one night at mccool just could not decide what direction it wanted to take and so just sat in the middle of the road like a dead armadillo. it tries to be sexy but no clothes are removed on camera and and the few scenes of body head are dreadfully pedestrian. there is one recurring scene where a hitman is asking the protaganist (played by matt dillon) about how the sex is with jewel. it seems like matt doesn not know and neither do the viewers. why was he dating her anyway. one night at mccool also wants to be funny. sorry and bizarre coincidences and misunderstandings do not even work on three company. what worse is that this movie really seemed like it was going for a dark atmosphere to accompany its comedy. kind of like a sophomoric coen brothers film but its shallow script could not play subtlety and nor could its lackluster dirction sledgehammer in any shocks. what the audience is left with is a film that seems to busy trying to please everybody and just losing any appeal along the way. 
one night at mccool wants you to think it is a hip and clever black comedy. it pushes its quirky characters and outrageous situations at the viewer like a crack dealer making overtime. the premise is about a gold digging woman and named jewel who dates men to get them to steal and sometimes murder and so she can have all the worldly possesions she so desperately desires. you know and this do not be a bad strategy and if she chased after rich guys. this film really wants one to believe that a foxy con artist would waste time dating bartenders and andrew dice clay. please. that major flaw in jewel scheme is really the only entertainment to found found in this stinker (and that unintentional). watching it and it is not hard to believe there could have been a good movie inside it somewhere. one night at mccool just could not decide what direction it wanted to take and so just sat in the middle of the road like a dead armadillo. it tries to be sexy but no clothes are removed on camera and and the few scenes of body head are dreadfully pedestrian. there is one recurring scene where a hitman is asking the protaganist (played by matt dillon) about how the sex is with jewel. it seems like matt doesn not know and neither do the viewers. why was he dating her anyway. one night at mccool also wants to be funny. sorry and bizarre coincidences and misunderstandings do not even work on three company. what worse is that this movie really seemed like it was going for a dark atmosphere to accompany its comedy. kind of like a sophomoric coen brothers film but its shallow script could not play subtlety and nor could its lackluster dirction sledgehammer in any shocks. what the audience is left with is a film that seems to busy trying to please everybody and just losing any appeal along the way. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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