how do stories this bad get made. that not a question. it is a statement. here are my problems with the film. 1) much of the story development was predictable and boring. my emotions ran pretty much in a flat line throughout. there wasn not really much to draw the viewer into the film. 2) the characters were decidedly uncharismatic. one was a loon and another was confusing and and the third was pretty damned boring. there was absolutely zero reason to be drawn to these people. even though i knew it do not happen and i kept hoping that they would run into someone else and someone more interesting. 3) the physical environment was uncomfortable for me. a trailer. in the desert. the desert is a place that most people would prefer not to visit. how is it that these three people end up in the desert. 4) and in the same desert. did the writer really expect me to believe that the last three people on earth would manage to find each other within the span of a few weeks out in that desert. 5) was it really necessary for ms. ryan to be in two scenes that required a swimsuit. hey and she looks great and but it was pretty gratuitous. okay and so if i thought it was so bad and why did i give it a 3. i am trying to be as objective as possible. even though i found alan annoying and i have to say that david arnott did a very credible job of portraying a neurotic nerd (the character reminded me of a few of albert brooks more annoying roles). jeri ryan tried to do something with sarah and but it just wasn not written very well. okay and so she was supposed to be a confused and dysfunctional woman. but why. what did it add to the story. her mood swings left me feeling like i was being jerked (hard. ) one way and then another and then another. i do not often walk out on films and but this one had me contemplating it several times. stiff and predictable and boring. proceed at your own risk. my 2 cents. 
how do stories this bad get made. that not a question. it is a statement. here are my problems with the film. 1) much of the story development was predictable and boring. my emotions ran pretty much in a flat line throughout. there wasn not really much to draw the viewer into the film. 2) the characters were decidedly uncharismatic. one was a loon and another was confusing and and the third was pretty damned boring. there was absolutely zero reason to be drawn to these people. even though i knew it do not happen and i kept hoping that they would run into someone else and someone more interesting. 3) the physical environment was uncomfortable for me. a trailer. in the desert. the desert is a place that most people would prefer not to visit. how is it that these three people end up in the desert. 4) and in the same desert. did the writer really expect me to believe that the last three people on earth would manage to find each other within the span of a few weeks out in that desert. 5) was it really necessary for ms. ryan to be in two scenes that required a swimsuit. hey and she looks great and but it was pretty gratuitous. okay and so if i thought it was so bad and why did i give it a 3. i am trying to be as objective as possible. even though i found alan annoying and i have to say that david arnott did a very credible job of portraying a neurotic nerd (the character reminded me of a few of albert brooks more annoying roles). jeri ryan tried to do something with sarah and but it just wasn not written very well. okay and so she was supposed to be a confused and dysfunctional woman. but why. what did it add to the story. her mood swings left me feeling like i was being jerked (hard. ) one way and then another and then another. i do not often walk out on films and but this one had me contemplating it several times. stiff and predictable and boring. proceed at your own risk. my 2 cents. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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