would somebody please explain why anybody would want to make a british neo noir crime film with a cast almost entirely american. the accents spoken in this film are bloody awful. but entirely in keeping with the performances and which are so wooden and one fears to strike a match for setting the cast on fire. really and what kind of disgusting and moronic and cynical crud is this. even neo noir films have some character you either feel for or want to feel for and even if theyre wretched and doomed while they at least have some decency to them and some sense that what they have done is wrong and or that a seemingly good plan has gone wrong and and that somehow theyre stuck with the responsibility for it. not in this stanky stew. these characters are putrid and betraying each other and themselves and and the audience. also and note that they are low lives  all right and nothing wrong with that  except that they seem to be living a life of luxury. for a film supposedly about desperate petty thieves and the keynote here is  ennui. it all so terribly dull and dross and doncha know. so let just rip some people off or maybe murder them and and go get laid in a luxury hotel. what ambition. gooping this whole mess to some bottom of swampy muck are represent boringly uneven pacing while predictable action sequences that aren not while banal and incoherent set design while made for bad tv camera work and editing while forgettable score while and an entire lack of any imagination or innovation in production and direction. wholly unbelievable and unlikeable and and for less dedicated movie watchers(or masochists) like myself and utterly unwatchable. there are other nasty things i would like to say about this nasty film and but they do not print them here. suffice it to say and you can probably find something more useful to do with your time than watch this film  just about anything and in fact. 
would somebody please explain why anybody would want to make a british neo noir crime film with a cast almost entirely american. the accents spoken in this film are bloody awful. but entirely in keeping with the performances and which are so wooden and one fears to strike a match for setting the cast on fire. really and what kind of disgusting and moronic and cynical crud is this. even neo noir films have some character you either feel for or want to feel for and even if theyre wretched and doomed while they at least have some decency to them and some sense that what they have done is wrong and or that a seemingly good plan has gone wrong and and that somehow theyre stuck with the responsibility for it. not in this stanky stew. these characters are putrid and betraying each other and themselves and and the audience. also and note that they are low lives  all right and nothing wrong with that  except that they seem to be living a life of luxury. for a film supposedly about desperate petty thieves and the keynote here is  ennui. it all so terribly dull and dross and doncha know. so let just rip some people off or maybe murder them and and go get laid in a luxury hotel. what ambition. gooping this whole mess to some bottom of swampy muck are represent boringly uneven pacing while predictable action sequences that aren not while banal and incoherent set design while made for bad tv camera work and editing while forgettable score while and an entire lack of any imagination or innovation in production and direction. wholly unbelievable and unlikeable and and for less dedicated movie watchers(or masochists) like myself and utterly unwatchable. there are other nasty things i would like to say about this nasty film and but they do not print them here. suffice it to say and you can probably find something more useful to do with your time than watch this film  just about anything and in fact. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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