actually i feel like having my review be that one word. my friend and whose opinions i almost always trust about movies and especially horror movies and warned me not to rent this no matter how tempted or bored or desperate to see a new horror movie i was and because it was a complete waste of time. unfortunately i haven not talked to him in a while and and i was in a hurry to pick a movie and and thought and what the heck and how bad could it be. why do not i learn. what was i thinking. did i think it would magically turn into a better movie while sitting there on the shelf for years waiting to be rented. the plot concerns a guy who edits films for some company. his boss is a jerk. the guy who had the job before him went insane and blew himself up in the pre credits sequence and so for some reason the boss picks nerdy ed for the special project of editing loose limbs splatter movies. he never says what ed is supposed to edit and but i guess that doesn not matter. ed is upset by some of the clips and working on them up at this house all by himself that the boss has decided to relocate him to for no apparent reason. he asks his boss if he can stop or do another project and but his boss doesn not care. he starts to slowly go insane and supposedly from watching the clips and and wants to carry out the gory murders in real life. or has he been this way all along. please note that i am making this plot sound much more deep and interesting and and coherent than it actually is. we do not care about the characters at all and or have any sympathy for them and or even hate the bad guys. the plot is really and really boring and predictable. the splatter isn not even that gruesome or creative this is not worth renting just to see the gore and because what there is isn not interesting or original. all the tributes to sam raimi just come off like really bad ripoffs and and no one in the movie is anywhere near good looking enough as bruce campbell and so you can not distract yourself with that. i think an evil dead ii dead by dawn poster is only prominently displayed in one scene in the hopes that sam raimi will be flattered and not consider any sort of legal action. a trained chimp could have written a better screenplay. every time i hear lines like are we having fun. yet. (which even bride of re animator couldn not pull off without making me wince) i start feeling like picking up some sort of deadly weapon myself. characters just appear out of nowhere with no explanation and wandering in only to get killed. this might be ok if the movie was even remotely amusing or entertaining and but it was all i could do to keep from fast forwarding through most of it. fortunately i chose to pay some bills and balance my checkbook at the same time the movie was playing. trust me and it did not require my full attention i still felt like 90 plus minutes of my life were wasted just by having this on in the background. don not watch it and no matter how tempted you are you will hate yourself for wasting your money. horror fans will be completely disgusted by how incompetent it is. even those who haven not seen too many splatter movies should stay away and as there are so many movies out there you could rent that are much more well worth your while. if you want something brainless and low budget and fun and rent something else. complete waste of time with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. be smarter than i was at the time and do not be fooled by the warning not for the faint of heart on the box. you have been warned. 
actually i feel like having my review be that one word. my friend and whose opinions i almost always trust about movies and especially horror movies and warned me not to rent this no matter how tempted or bored or desperate to see a new horror movie i was and because it was a complete waste of time. unfortunately i haven not talked to him in a while and and i was in a hurry to pick a movie and and thought and what the heck and how bad could it be. why do not i learn. what was i thinking. did i think it would magically turn into a better movie while sitting there on the shelf for years waiting to be rented. the plot concerns a guy who edits films for some company. his boss is a jerk. the guy who had the job before him went insane and blew himself up in the pre credits sequence and so for some reason the boss picks nerdy ed for the special project of editing loose limbs splatter movies. he never says what ed is supposed to edit and but i guess that doesn not matter. ed is upset by some of the clips and working on them up at this house all by himself that the boss has decided to relocate him to for no apparent reason. he asks his boss if he can stop or do another project and but his boss doesn not care. he starts to slowly go insane and supposedly from watching the clips and and wants to carry out the gory murders in real life. or has he been this way all along. please note that i am making this plot sound much more deep and interesting and and coherent than it actually is. we do not care about the characters at all and or have any sympathy for them and or even hate the bad guys. the plot is really and really boring and predictable. the splatter isn not even that gruesome or creative this is not worth renting just to see the gore and because what there is isn not interesting or original. all the tributes to sam raimi just come off like really bad ripoffs and and no one in the movie is anywhere near good looking enough as bruce campbell and so you can not distract yourself with that. i think an evil dead ii dead by dawn poster is only prominently displayed in one scene in the hopes that sam raimi will be flattered and not consider any sort of legal action. a trained chimp could have written a better screenplay. every time i hear lines like are we having fun. yet. (which even bride of re animator couldn not pull off without making me wince) i start feeling like picking up some sort of deadly weapon myself. characters just appear out of nowhere with no explanation and wandering in only to get killed. this might be ok if the movie was even remotely amusing or entertaining and but it was all i could do to keep from fast forwarding through most of it. fortunately i chose to pay some bills and balance my checkbook at the same time the movie was playing. trust me and it did not require my full attention i still felt like 90 plus minutes of my life were wasted just by having this on in the background. don not watch it and no matter how tempted you are you will hate yourself for wasting your money. horror fans will be completely disgusted by how incompetent it is. even those who haven not seen too many splatter movies should stay away and as there are so many movies out there you could rent that are much more well worth your while. if you want something brainless and low budget and fun and rent something else. complete waste of time with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. be smarter than i was at the time and do not be fooled by the warning not for the faint of heart on the box. you have been warned. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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