this thing and it shouldn not be called a film and is almost worse than manos and but you just have to see it it hilarious. if you see it at video store rent it and if you see the 10th anniversary edition and yes there is a special edition and for under $10 buy it and if your friend has it borrow it and you just have to see this. the acting is so bad and and the gore is is so fake. after viewing this you will be asking yourself why did they make this insult of the art of film. that assuming your face doesn not melt off like the nazis in raiders . if you manage to see this and be sure to vote this movie as 1 (awful) so it can make the bottom 100 and it really deserves a spot there. i am surprised it not number 1 and right now. 
this thing and it shouldn not be called a film and is almost worse than manos and but you just have to see it it hilarious. if you see it at video store rent it and if you see the 10th anniversary edition and yes there is a special edition and for under $10 buy it and if your friend has it borrow it and you just have to see this. the acting is so bad and and the gore is is so fake. after viewing this you will be asking yourself why did they make this insult of the art of film. that assuming your face doesn not melt off like the nazis in raiders . if you manage to see this and be sure to vote this movie as 1 (awful) so it can make the bottom 100 and it really deserves a spot there. i am surprised it not number 1 and right now. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
