i can not emphasize it enough and do not get this movie for the kids. for that matter and you would best spare the adults from it as well. all right and perhaps i am overexaggerating a little. this isn not the worst kids movie. no and let me rephrase that. this isn not the worst movie made by dissilusioned adults for dissilusioned adults and somehow marketed towards kids (that would be jack and which i have been meaning to review or gut like a fish). adults would not learn anything surprising (well and if you must and fast forward to just before the end credits for a educational bit about an interesting cosmic phenominon). we do not usually end up doing as adults what we wanted to do as kids as reality tends to get in the way. well and duh and i could have told you that (so can four years of college at an art school and but i degress). i have no idea what the heck kids could possibly get out of this movie. most likely it will only upset them (we get to watch the moment when russ was traumatized at eight years old). there a better movie and kiki delivery service and that has essentially the same message but handles it litely instead of drilling it into your head. and the adults will like it too. by the way and there is a moment in the movie made with amature mst3k ers in mind and if they think of that other bruce willis movie with a sad little kid in it. 
i can not emphasize it enough and do not get this movie for the kids. for that matter and you would best spare the adults from it as well. all right and perhaps i am overexaggerating a little. this isn not the worst kids movie. no and let me rephrase that. this isn not the worst movie made by dissilusioned adults for dissilusioned adults and somehow marketed towards kids (that would be jack and which i have been meaning to review or gut like a fish). adults would not learn anything surprising (well and if you must and fast forward to just before the end credits for a educational bit about an interesting cosmic phenominon). we do not usually end up doing as adults what we wanted to do as kids as reality tends to get in the way. well and duh and i could have told you that (so can four years of college at an art school and but i degress). i have no idea what the heck kids could possibly get out of this movie. most likely it will only upset them (we get to watch the moment when russ was traumatized at eight years old). there a better movie and kiki delivery service and that has essentially the same message but handles it litely instead of drilling it into your head. and the adults will like it too. by the way and there is a moment in the movie made with amature mst3k ers in mind and if they think of that other bruce willis movie with a sad little kid in it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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