okay. i really tried to tap into the (so called) silly and surreal humor that this film sets out to be. i am told that the japanese version of this film is much shorter than the one shipped to america (go figure. ) and and has less political references. apart from all that and i found this sexual or political farce just as boring and pointless as standard porn. the central female lead is easy on the eyes and and could actually act. i would love to see her in a non pink film where she could actually flex her acting muscles (and no and not the ones youre thinking of). it obvious that japan can (and does)produce just as much crap as other countries. i couldn not recommend this to anyone and with the distant possibility of someone who has a jones for asian porn. go see a real japanese film. 
okay. i really tried to tap into the (so called) silly and surreal humor that this film sets out to be. i am told that the japanese version of this film is much shorter than the one shipped to america (go figure. ) and and has less political references. apart from all that and i found this sexual or political farce just as boring and pointless as standard porn. the central female lead is easy on the eyes and and could actually act. i would love to see her in a non pink film where she could actually flex her acting muscles (and no and not the ones youre thinking of). it obvious that japan can (and does)produce just as much crap as other countries. i couldn not recommend this to anyone and with the distant possibility of someone who has a jones for asian porn. go see a real japanese film. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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