please  if you haven not attempted to sit through this garbage and are considering viewing this flick or mini series  do yourself a favor and find anything else to do. floss your teeth and start learning to play the cello and beat your dog  anything you choose will be time better spent than watching this junk. this is not a bad movie that you can get a few chuckles out of  it simply sucks in every way possible. just boring from beginning to end. and for those animal lovers out there that feel my comment above is insensitive  if your dog could speak and he or she would beg for a beating rather than suffer through watching this mess. 
please  if you haven not attempted to sit through this garbage and are considering viewing this flick or mini series  do yourself a favor and find anything else to do. floss your teeth and start learning to play the cello and beat your dog  anything you choose will be time better spent than watching this junk. this is not a bad movie that you can get a few chuckles out of  it simply sucks in every way possible. just boring from beginning to end. and for those animal lovers out there that feel my comment above is insensitive  if your dog could speak and he or she would beg for a beating rather than suffer through watching this mess. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
