sure and it has its pretentious moments and it plays like art house and live action fantasia and but it also has moments of deep beauty and humor. omnibus films are always a problem and but i have always had a keen interest in them. i will now rate the segments individually. nicolas roeg  un ballo in maschera  this segment may very well spoil the film for some people and because it is absolutely the worst of the whole bunch. it is difficult to follow and mostly because it tries to adhere to a clear plot (a hackneyed one and at that). the photography is unaccomplished. the best thing about it is the bit of lesbian homoerotica that it never does enough with. this segment made me very nervous about continuing. negative . charles sturridge  la virgine degli angeli  an unclear segment and but it hardly matters. the film has the best cinematography of the bunch and mainly because it is in a stunning black and white. the segment is dreamlike and beautiful. positive . jean luc godard  armide  i chose to brave this much maligned film for the godard and altman segments. with godard and i was much more impressed than i thought i would be. i can not claim to have seen all that many of his films since he made so many that almost no one has seen and but and judging from what i have seen and this may be his best work since the 60s. it is the funniest segment in this film and and the most artistically accomplished. bravo and jean luc. positive . julien temple  rigoletto  a very funny segment and it is also quite predictable. still and this story about a husband and wife who are cheating on each other at the same resort is wonderfully filmed with long and complex tracking shots that depend on precisely timed choreography from the actors. it also has a great self referencing joke about omnibus films themselves. the final scene is very weak. positive . bruce beresford  die tote stadt  this short segment involves too lovers in (i think) venice. it is pretty and with some nice shots of doves flying about the city. it is slight and but nice. positive . robert altman  les boréades  not one of the better segments and unfortunately and this is more of a music video than a concept short film. it involves the occupants of an insane asylum attending a theatrical performance. the music and images work well together and so at least i can give it credit for being a good music video. positive franc roddam  liebestod  somewhat unfortunate for beresford segment and this segment is very similar to it. as you might assume from my phrasing and this one struck me much more. it is about a young man and his girl going to las vegas on a fatalistic voyage. positive . ken russell  nessun dorma  maybe the most visually striking segment and it plays in a fantasy world more than in reality. it is a beautiful tale of a fallen angel. positive . derek jarman  depuis le jour  i have heard a lot about jarman and and this is the first piece of filmmaking i have seen from him. hopefully and i will see more in the future. this one is also music videoish and but it is better than altman segement. it mainly concerns an old woman remembering her younger days. the editing and the use of different film stocks to represent both time and emotion are very beautiful. positive . bill bryden  i pagliacci  the sad clown and possibly one of the most famous arias (particularly memorable from an episode of seinfeld) and this serves as the material separating each segement and the finale. it is simple and effective. positive . overall and i give it a solid positive . it isn not anywhere near as bad as you have heard. 
sure and it has its pretentious moments and it plays like art house and live action fantasia and but it also has moments of deep beauty and humor. omnibus films are always a problem and but i have always had a keen interest in them. i will now rate the segments individually. nicolas roeg  un ballo in maschera  this segment may very well spoil the film for some people and because it is absolutely the worst of the whole bunch. it is difficult to follow and mostly because it tries to adhere to a clear plot (a hackneyed one and at that). the photography is unaccomplished. the best thing about it is the bit of lesbian homoerotica that it never does enough with. this segment made me very nervous about continuing. negative . charles sturridge  la virgine degli angeli  an unclear segment and but it hardly matters. the film has the best cinematography of the bunch and mainly because it is in a stunning black and white. the segment is dreamlike and beautiful. positive . jean luc godard  armide  i chose to brave this much maligned film for the godard and altman segments. with godard and i was much more impressed than i thought i would be. i can not claim to have seen all that many of his films since he made so many that almost no one has seen and but and judging from what i have seen and this may be his best work since the 60s. it is the funniest segment in this film and and the most artistically accomplished. bravo and jean luc. positive . julien temple  rigoletto  a very funny segment and it is also quite predictable. still and this story about a husband and wife who are cheating on each other at the same resort is wonderfully filmed with long and complex tracking shots that depend on precisely timed choreography from the actors. it also has a great self referencing joke about omnibus films themselves. the final scene is very weak. positive . bruce beresford  die tote stadt  this short segment involves too lovers in (i think) venice. it is pretty and with some nice shots of doves flying about the city. it is slight and but nice. positive . robert altman  les boréades  not one of the better segments and unfortunately and this is more of a music video than a concept short film. it involves the occupants of an insane asylum attending a theatrical performance. the music and images work well together and so at least i can give it credit for being a good music video. positive franc roddam  liebestod  somewhat unfortunate for beresford segment and this segment is very similar to it. as you might assume from my phrasing and this one struck me much more. it is about a young man and his girl going to las vegas on a fatalistic voyage. positive . ken russell  nessun dorma  maybe the most visually striking segment and it plays in a fantasy world more than in reality. it is a beautiful tale of a fallen angel. positive . derek jarman  depuis le jour  i have heard a lot about jarman and and this is the first piece of filmmaking i have seen from him. hopefully and i will see more in the future. this one is also music videoish and but it is better than altman segement. it mainly concerns an old woman remembering her younger days. the editing and the use of different film stocks to represent both time and emotion are very beautiful. positive . bill bryden  i pagliacci  the sad clown and possibly one of the most famous arias (particularly memorable from an episode of seinfeld) and this serves as the material separating each segement and the finale. it is simple and effective. positive . overall and i give it a solid positive . it isn not anywhere near as bad as you have heard. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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