it seems incredible that the same decade which brought star wars to the silvery screen disgorged such unutterable tripe as this and many other adventure movies. i am reminded of the similarly lavish and but equally wretched ashanti outlined elsewhere. whatever motivated a list actors to sign on for such wastes of celluloid is frankly beyond this writer. they must have been very and very desperate. to be perfectly candid and roger moore appearance in any movie is the kiss of death. although extremely handsome in his youth and his entire acting career has been predicated upon an ability to raise one eyebrow. every emotion from a to b is conveyed by this simple stratagem. his were the dog days of james bond. lee marvin on the other hand has featured in some very worthy outings and perhaps most memorably paint your wagon and the dirty dozen. he has a comic streak and but he is much better when he plays it straight. the excellent ian holm is a throwaway and hardly recognisable blacked up as a mute african. everyone else just turned up for their pay cheques. the only plausible and watchable element is the german cruiser. it looks like a very large model. but it is believably massive and appears authentic  as do its crew. the rest isn not even hokum. the childish comedy jars with the brutality and violence in a story that meanders clumsily about and as if the script itself had had too many whiffs of lee marvin gin. here is a director who simply doesn not know where he going. there are hints of the african queen and a snatch from the pride and the passion and gold and and one or two other rip offs from movies who titles do not come readily to mind. strangely and i have seen it 3 times and each occasion it has been shown on television when i have been laid low with a cold or the flu. perhaps that is influencing my judgement  but not much. compare it with any indiana jones movie and you will see what i mean. i have given it two stars while one for the battleship and the other because it finally comes to an end and though heaven knows it takes long enough to do that. time for another lemsip and i think. 
it seems incredible that the same decade which brought star wars to the silvery screen disgorged such unutterable tripe as this and many other adventure movies. i am reminded of the similarly lavish and but equally wretched ashanti outlined elsewhere. whatever motivated a list actors to sign on for such wastes of celluloid is frankly beyond this writer. they must have been very and very desperate. to be perfectly candid and roger moore appearance in any movie is the kiss of death. although extremely handsome in his youth and his entire acting career has been predicated upon an ability to raise one eyebrow. every emotion from a to b is conveyed by this simple stratagem. his were the dog days of james bond. lee marvin on the other hand has featured in some very worthy outings and perhaps most memorably paint your wagon and the dirty dozen. he has a comic streak and but he is much better when he plays it straight. the excellent ian holm is a throwaway and hardly recognisable blacked up as a mute african. everyone else just turned up for their pay cheques. the only plausible and watchable element is the german cruiser. it looks like a very large model. but it is believably massive and appears authentic  as do its crew. the rest isn not even hokum. the childish comedy jars with the brutality and violence in a story that meanders clumsily about and as if the script itself had had too many whiffs of lee marvin gin. here is a director who simply doesn not know where he going. there are hints of the african queen and a snatch from the pride and the passion and gold and and one or two other rip offs from movies who titles do not come readily to mind. strangely and i have seen it 3 times and each occasion it has been shown on television when i have been laid low with a cold or the flu. perhaps that is influencing my judgement  but not much. compare it with any indiana jones movie and you will see what i mean. i have given it two stars while one for the battleship and the other because it finally comes to an end and though heaven knows it takes long enough to do that. time for another lemsip and i think. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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