dear scifi channel represent how have you been. how was your summer. i have been ok and but i feel like our relationship isn not the same anymore and were growing apart. i do not understand why you do not love me anymore. i have just finished watching your scifi channel original skeleton man and and once again and you have shown a blatant lack of respect for my feelings by killing off every hot girl in this movie. i mean and i understand that youre just in this for instant gratification. all you care about is producing a movie where people get sliced and diced by a homicidal indian spirit or creature or legend or whatever. so you really do not have time to put some thought and effort into anything else  like finding a costume for skeleton man that doesn not make him like the gay lover of skeletor from he man. seriously and his robe looks like a satin blanket sheet and his skull is smooth as a baby behind and he almost looks like a killer halloween costume for a 6 year old as he marches through the wilderness on a homicidal rampage. so we throw you a bone and because were not looking for oscar winning performances and intriguing plot or realistic character reactions to the situations at hand. because we realize that even though michael rooker and caspar van diem and all the girls are supposed to be trained special ops agents and they are all mysteriously transformed into keystone kops who can not shoot or see straight whenever skeleton man appears. and we also fully expect that nothing  bullets and explosions and electrocution and nothing  can kill skeleton man until there is one minute left in the movie and we need to find a way to tie things up neatly. we expect to see blood and guts. but you have a knack for taking the least attractive actress in the entire cast and making her the only female who survives. and quite honestly and i think you do it just to antagonize me. because this movie and as silly as it is and has the potential to be a so bad it good classic and just killing off all the hotties ruins everything  and forces me to lower its rating. all i ask is that once and just once and you take my feelings into account and let the sexiest girls survive the movie. please. 
dear scifi channel represent how have you been. how was your summer. i have been ok and but i feel like our relationship isn not the same anymore and were growing apart. i do not understand why you do not love me anymore. i have just finished watching your scifi channel original skeleton man and and once again and you have shown a blatant lack of respect for my feelings by killing off every hot girl in this movie. i mean and i understand that youre just in this for instant gratification. all you care about is producing a movie where people get sliced and diced by a homicidal indian spirit or creature or legend or whatever. so you really do not have time to put some thought and effort into anything else  like finding a costume for skeleton man that doesn not make him like the gay lover of skeletor from he man. seriously and his robe looks like a satin blanket sheet and his skull is smooth as a baby behind and he almost looks like a killer halloween costume for a 6 year old as he marches through the wilderness on a homicidal rampage. so we throw you a bone and because were not looking for oscar winning performances and intriguing plot or realistic character reactions to the situations at hand. because we realize that even though michael rooker and caspar van diem and all the girls are supposed to be trained special ops agents and they are all mysteriously transformed into keystone kops who can not shoot or see straight whenever skeleton man appears. and we also fully expect that nothing  bullets and explosions and electrocution and nothing  can kill skeleton man until there is one minute left in the movie and we need to find a way to tie things up neatly. we expect to see blood and guts. but you have a knack for taking the least attractive actress in the entire cast and making her the only female who survives. and quite honestly and i think you do it just to antagonize me. because this movie and as silly as it is and has the potential to be a so bad it good classic and just killing off all the hotties ruins everything  and forces me to lower its rating. all i ask is that once and just once and you take my feelings into account and let the sexiest girls survive the movie. please. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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