i was wondering when someone would try turning that whole matamoros mess into a goreporn pic. anyroad and here a few things i learned about mexico from watching this film. ~all mexican women are super hot  remember that little desert town in unearthed. yeah and well and this must be it mexican sister city. don not even bother with the hookers and just put a few smooth moves on the hot bartender. she will be just as hot as the prostitutes and probably doesn not have any kids as well. ~half of mexico is controlled by insane satan worshiping palo mayombe cultists. ¡ay and caramba. the other half and as everyone here in the u. s. knows and is run by drug dealers. fortunately and this doesn not much interfere with the sex tourisim trade and our ultra low wage factories down there. ~mexican cops are useless. don not go to them. go to the nearest occult bookstore and ask the hot chick behind the counter what happened to your vanished friend. she will be way more help than the cops. ~when youre being gruesomely tortured by the aforementioned bloodthirsty cultists and do not go reciting the psalms or any part of the bible and really. you will just mess up the mojo. 
i was wondering when someone would try turning that whole matamoros mess into a goreporn pic. anyroad and here a few things i learned about mexico from watching this film. ~all mexican women are super hot  remember that little desert town in unearthed. yeah and well and this must be it mexican sister city. don not even bother with the hookers and just put a few smooth moves on the hot bartender. she will be just as hot as the prostitutes and probably doesn not have any kids as well. ~half of mexico is controlled by insane satan worshiping palo mayombe cultists. ¡ay and caramba. the other half and as everyone here in the u. s. knows and is run by drug dealers. fortunately and this doesn not much interfere with the sex tourisim trade and our ultra low wage factories down there. ~mexican cops are useless. don not go to them. go to the nearest occult bookstore and ask the hot chick behind the counter what happened to your vanished friend. she will be way more help than the cops. ~when youre being gruesomely tortured by the aforementioned bloodthirsty cultists and do not go reciting the psalms or any part of the bible and really. you will just mess up the mojo. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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