an american boy goes to paris after his mother commits suicide and becomes and artist and then discovers himself and returns to the states so he can make things right with his former friends. i have to think that the people who are rating this movie so highly are all x files fans and even though there are no aliens or serial killers in it. don not be fooled and this movie blows chunks. the story is incoherent and with little or no explanation of what people are doing or why. when you do get an explanation and it doesn not fit the story that went before it. what it does is bore you. for all the acting talent in the film and it just isn not interesting. i spent the whole movie wondering when sex addict duchovny was going to bang someone. maybe he was doing it behind the scenes while they should have filmed that instead. what comes across is a story of a self obsessed artist worrying about minor incidents in his life and wanting to make them right somehow  even though they do not seem that wrong to begin with. there aren not any particularly interesting or shocking revelations and despite the mention of a big secret in the first few minutes. it just a guy thinking that his life is as interesting to you as it is to him. it not. i saw in the trivia that duchovny claims he wrote the script in a week and that entirely believable. the guy can act and there no doubt and but writing and directing are obviously beyond his talents. why hollywood keeps greenlighting these self discovery stories is beyond me. i discover myself in the shower every morning but i do not bother making a movie about it. mine would probably be better than this one and though while at least there would be some nudity. 
an american boy goes to paris after his mother commits suicide and becomes and artist and then discovers himself and returns to the states so he can make things right with his former friends. i have to think that the people who are rating this movie so highly are all x files fans and even though there are no aliens or serial killers in it. don not be fooled and this movie blows chunks. the story is incoherent and with little or no explanation of what people are doing or why. when you do get an explanation and it doesn not fit the story that went before it. what it does is bore you. for all the acting talent in the film and it just isn not interesting. i spent the whole movie wondering when sex addict duchovny was going to bang someone. maybe he was doing it behind the scenes while they should have filmed that instead. what comes across is a story of a self obsessed artist worrying about minor incidents in his life and wanting to make them right somehow  even though they do not seem that wrong to begin with. there aren not any particularly interesting or shocking revelations and despite the mention of a big secret in the first few minutes. it just a guy thinking that his life is as interesting to you as it is to him. it not. i saw in the trivia that duchovny claims he wrote the script in a week and that entirely believable. the guy can act and there no doubt and but writing and directing are obviously beyond his talents. why hollywood keeps greenlighting these self discovery stories is beyond me. i discover myself in the shower every morning but i do not bother making a movie about it. mine would probably be better than this one and though while at least there would be some nudity. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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