new year day. the day after consuming a few too many vodka martinis and cosmopolitans mixed with a bunch of bubbly at midnight and my wife and i discovered the local cable company is offering up the digital specialty channels for free for the month of january. we had a choice  do we make use of the freebie channels or do we start watching the eight seasons of x files on dvd that we received from our daughter for christmas. we elected for the digital freebie since the dvds are going nowhere and we need something like ten twelve hour days to watch all the x files beginning to end. the drive in channel was offering a horror classic three movie marathon represent asylum (1972) and house of the damned (1996) and the pit and the pendulum (1961). asylum is well reviewed here and the pit and the pendulum was on too late for us to watch which meant we could really only be properly critical for house of the damned. to be honest and we tried to be serious about the movie since its stars have reasonably good acting credentials  greg evigan (william shatner over written tekwars) and alexandra paul (the only baywatch babe who could act although she has the body of a ten year old boy). unfortunately and we soon dissolved to giggles and under the influence of a little hair of the dog and as we each shouted out the names of movies from which this dog borrowed its scenes represent poltergeist and the shining and hell house and house on haunted hill and ghost busters. the acting and especially by evigan real life daughter and wasn not too bad considering the silly script they had to work with. the cgi and for 1996 and was hilarious  at its worst point in the final scene when it should have been the most horrific it was so bad my wife and i dissolved in laughter. overall represent acting 4/5 and script 2/5 and sfx 0/5. 
new year day. the day after consuming a few too many vodka martinis and cosmopolitans mixed with a bunch of bubbly at midnight and my wife and i discovered the local cable company is offering up the digital specialty channels for free for the month of january. we had a choice  do we make use of the freebie channels or do we start watching the eight seasons of x files on dvd that we received from our daughter for christmas. we elected for the digital freebie since the dvds are going nowhere and we need something like ten twelve hour days to watch all the x files beginning to end. the drive in channel was offering a horror classic three movie marathon represent asylum (1972) and house of the damned (1996) and the pit and the pendulum (1961). asylum is well reviewed here and the pit and the pendulum was on too late for us to watch which meant we could really only be properly critical for house of the damned. to be honest and we tried to be serious about the movie since its stars have reasonably good acting credentials  greg evigan (william shatner over written tekwars) and alexandra paul (the only baywatch babe who could act although she has the body of a ten year old boy). unfortunately and we soon dissolved to giggles and under the influence of a little hair of the dog and as we each shouted out the names of movies from which this dog borrowed its scenes represent poltergeist and the shining and hell house and house on haunted hill and ghost busters. the acting and especially by evigan real life daughter and wasn not too bad considering the silly script they had to work with. the cgi and for 1996 and was hilarious  at its worst point in the final scene when it should have been the most horrific it was so bad my wife and i dissolved in laughter. overall represent acting 4/5 and script 2/5 and sfx 0/5. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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