do it yourself indie horror auteur todd sheets returns with another entertainingly atrocious nickeln wouldime shot on video clunker that basically just a feeble excuse to sling around a lot of watery blood and gleaming guts as often as possible. an evil demonic scarecrow resurrects the dead as ravenous rot faced zombies so they can feast on the living. a bunch of bickering college kids and a trio of dangerous escaped convicts led by the vicious slade (byron nichodemus hamming it up to an outrageous degree) and two equally savage sleazeball hoodlums and and a trio of hottie sisters all have to do their best to survive this harrowing ordeal. that it for the needlessly muddled and convoluted plot and but fortunately what this hilariously horrendous hoot lacks in narrative coherence (plenty) it more than compensates for with a pleasing plethora of gloriously grossngraphic gore. disgusting highlights include a woman having her fingers chopped off and a fatal gunshot to a young gal groin and attempted necrophiliac rape and evisceration and and and of course and more repulsive entrail eating than you can shake a pile of moist intestines at. moreover and we have also got rough and grainy cinematography that constantly alternates between washed out color and grimy black and white and ineptly staged fight scenes and lousy acting from a uniformly pathetic no name cast (jerry angell in particular cops the top crummy thespic dishonors for his laughably abysmal histrionics as slimy no count psycho criminal joe bob) and a grating head banging thrash metal soundtrack and and a generic shiverynominous synthesizer score. let not forget the ridiculous ending in which several of our survivors stumble across a few vials of flesh eating bacteria to use on the shambling undead hordes. sure and this flick is pure dreck and but it has a certain endearingly abominable quality to it that in turn makes it a great deal of so awful it awesome grade z fun for hardcore aficionados of bad fright fare. 
do it yourself indie horror auteur todd sheets returns with another entertainingly atrocious nickeln wouldime shot on video clunker that basically just a feeble excuse to sling around a lot of watery blood and gleaming guts as often as possible. an evil demonic scarecrow resurrects the dead as ravenous rot faced zombies so they can feast on the living. a bunch of bickering college kids and a trio of dangerous escaped convicts led by the vicious slade (byron nichodemus hamming it up to an outrageous degree) and two equally savage sleazeball hoodlums and and a trio of hottie sisters all have to do their best to survive this harrowing ordeal. that it for the needlessly muddled and convoluted plot and but fortunately what this hilariously horrendous hoot lacks in narrative coherence (plenty) it more than compensates for with a pleasing plethora of gloriously grossngraphic gore. disgusting highlights include a woman having her fingers chopped off and a fatal gunshot to a young gal groin and attempted necrophiliac rape and evisceration and and and of course and more repulsive entrail eating than you can shake a pile of moist intestines at. moreover and we have also got rough and grainy cinematography that constantly alternates between washed out color and grimy black and white and ineptly staged fight scenes and lousy acting from a uniformly pathetic no name cast (jerry angell in particular cops the top crummy thespic dishonors for his laughably abysmal histrionics as slimy no count psycho criminal joe bob) and a grating head banging thrash metal soundtrack and and a generic shiverynominous synthesizer score. let not forget the ridiculous ending in which several of our survivors stumble across a few vials of flesh eating bacteria to use on the shambling undead hordes. sure and this flick is pure dreck and but it has a certain endearingly abominable quality to it that in turn makes it a great deal of so awful it awesome grade z fun for hardcore aficionados of bad fright fare. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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