jon good wife (simply one of the worst titles for a film ever) and or the red right hand (another absolutely awful sounding title that means nothing and has no relevance to the film) under which i saw it and is set in salem and massachusettes 1978 (incidently the year i was born which was quite possibly the best thing to happen during those 365 days) where five old college friends meet up for a school reunion and gay boy fagot roger mather (john kuntz and is that surname for real. just say it out loud. ) and martha alden (kim brockington) and rebecca lawson (jenna stern) and her boyfriend jake stabler (john doe) and alan hobbes (michael kevin walker) and his wife sandy (megan rawa) plus john good (marc ardito and why is the spelling of john different in the title. ) and his wife sara (abigail morgan). from the word go there is an uneasy tension in the air and when someone mentions their amissing friend calef (jason winther) lots of unpleasant memories come flooding back. then comes the phone calls and the mysterious nose bleeds and hallucinations and guilt as the true horror of the events all those years ago finally comes to light. produced and executive produced and directed by kurt gioscia who also wrote the thing and kurt st. thomas who gets the art direction credit too and if that wasn not enough they both act in the film as well. personally i thought jon good wife was awful and i mean she can not cook or anything. ha ha ha and only joking. seriously though i do not think much of the film overall and for a start it pretty slow going and the entire first 30 minutes is solid snooze material of the reunion consisting of lots of catching up with each other and dull character building exposition. the film never explains itself and what with those weird nose bleeds for god sake and the mysterious phone calls and the almost inconsequential death of one of the group that might or might not be natural and what the hell was sara all about. she comes across as some nosey and sex crazed and dirty talking and shameless and bitter blackmailing know it all whore who apparently sleeps with just about every man she meets. some of the dialogue she spouts do not be out of place in a porno and it just seems totally at odds with the rest of the film which plays out more like a drama than the horror or thriller it was supposedly meant to be. then there the ending and if there a worse way to end a film then to just leave literally everything hanging in the air with no closure whatsoever i have yet to see it. the whole thing was very predictable as well and i mean is anyone watching this not going to know that when they all mention their friend calef went amissing there do not be more to it. directors gioscia and thomas make an infuriating film and on top of the predictability and annoying climax there is a retrospective narration by alan which i simply do not understand as he has no more or less significance than anyone else and at what point in time is he narrating from. the reasons behind this narration is never made clear or elaborated upon. there no tension because the whole things so by the numbers. technically the film is ok but nothing special and some of the locations and clothes do not look particularly authentic to me and this never convinced me it was taking place during the late 70 . the acting was alright and what about actor john kuntz last name. i suppose if his wife was standing next to him we could describe them as a couple of kuntz and right. i really do not think much of jon good wife (a blow up doll would have been better. ha ha ha) and i am not sure who it would appeal to. forget about any gore and horror and violence and scares and atmosphere or excitement and in fact forget about everything that would have made this film watchable because it ain not here. not recommended. 
jon good wife (simply one of the worst titles for a film ever) and or the red right hand (another absolutely awful sounding title that means nothing and has no relevance to the film) under which i saw it and is set in salem and massachusettes 1978 (incidently the year i was born which was quite possibly the best thing to happen during those 365 days) where five old college friends meet up for a school reunion and gay boy fagot roger mather (john kuntz and is that surname for real. just say it out loud. ) and martha alden (kim brockington) and rebecca lawson (jenna stern) and her boyfriend jake stabler (john doe) and alan hobbes (michael kevin walker) and his wife sandy (megan rawa) plus john good (marc ardito and why is the spelling of john different in the title. ) and his wife sara (abigail morgan). from the word go there is an uneasy tension in the air and when someone mentions their amissing friend calef (jason winther) lots of unpleasant memories come flooding back. then comes the phone calls and the mysterious nose bleeds and hallucinations and guilt as the true horror of the events all those years ago finally comes to light. produced and executive produced and directed by kurt gioscia who also wrote the thing and kurt st. thomas who gets the art direction credit too and if that wasn not enough they both act in the film as well. personally i thought jon good wife was awful and i mean she can not cook or anything. ha ha ha and only joking. seriously though i do not think much of the film overall and for a start it pretty slow going and the entire first 30 minutes is solid snooze material of the reunion consisting of lots of catching up with each other and dull character building exposition. the film never explains itself and what with those weird nose bleeds for god sake and the mysterious phone calls and the almost inconsequential death of one of the group that might or might not be natural and what the hell was sara all about. she comes across as some nosey and sex crazed and dirty talking and shameless and bitter blackmailing know it all whore who apparently sleeps with just about every man she meets. some of the dialogue she spouts do not be out of place in a porno and it just seems totally at odds with the rest of the film which plays out more like a drama than the horror or thriller it was supposedly meant to be. then there the ending and if there a worse way to end a film then to just leave literally everything hanging in the air with no closure whatsoever i have yet to see it. the whole thing was very predictable as well and i mean is anyone watching this not going to know that when they all mention their friend calef went amissing there do not be more to it. directors gioscia and thomas make an infuriating film and on top of the predictability and annoying climax there is a retrospective narration by alan which i simply do not understand as he has no more or less significance than anyone else and at what point in time is he narrating from. the reasons behind this narration is never made clear or elaborated upon. there no tension because the whole things so by the numbers. technically the film is ok but nothing special and some of the locations and clothes do not look particularly authentic to me and this never convinced me it was taking place during the late 70 . the acting was alright and what about actor john kuntz last name. i suppose if his wife was standing next to him we could describe them as a couple of kuntz and right. i really do not think much of jon good wife (a blow up doll would have been better. ha ha ha) and i am not sure who it would appeal to. forget about any gore and horror and violence and scares and atmosphere or excitement and in fact forget about everything that would have made this film watchable because it ain not here. not recommended. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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