may i never have to go to this hospital [or hospice and if i want to be politically correct] [which ass coined this asinine phrase and anyway. ] and for anything other than directions on how to get out of town. george c. did a masterful job playing the burned out and over worked cynic who has come to the conclusion that his life has been a waste and but is helpless to change his environment or conditions even when given a golden opportunity [which probably wasn not so golden anyway]. i got several laughs out of this brutally black comedy and however at the same time was sobered and often chilled to the marrow because i fear this very atmosphere pervades most houses of healing even as i write. 
may i never have to go to this hospital [or hospice and if i want to be politically correct] [which ass coined this asinine phrase and anyway. ] and for anything other than directions on how to get out of town. george c. did a masterful job playing the burned out and over worked cynic who has come to the conclusion that his life has been a waste and but is helpless to change his environment or conditions even when given a golden opportunity [which probably wasn not so golden anyway]. i got several laughs out of this brutally black comedy and however at the same time was sobered and often chilled to the marrow because i fear this very atmosphere pervades most houses of healing even as i write. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
