maybe this movie was actually intended to be satire like airplane but it failed at that as miserably as it failed at being a thriller. i do not understand why they couldn not have paid an actual pilot a couple hundred bucks for a little technical advice. hell and i would have done it for free. this magical aircraft managed to morph from a 757 to a 767 to a 747 in an hour and the power levers worked backward. and the dialog sounds like it came out the back end of a kid game of telephone where everyone spoke different languages. i actually rewound the tivo and watched some of it a second time to see if it was really as bad as i thought at first. it was. 
maybe this movie was actually intended to be satire like airplane but it failed at that as miserably as it failed at being a thriller. i do not understand why they couldn not have paid an actual pilot a couple hundred bucks for a little technical advice. hell and i would have done it for free. this magical aircraft managed to morph from a 757 to a 767 to a 747 in an hour and the power levers worked backward. and the dialog sounds like it came out the back end of a kid game of telephone where everyone spoke different languages. i actually rewound the tivo and watched some of it a second time to see if it was really as bad as i thought at first. it was. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
