what gives anthony minghella the right to ruin two extraordinary works of fiction. first and he destroyed the english patient and which was bad enough and but now i discover he butchered cold mountain  butchered. i had such a strange reaction to the english patient. my son and i went to see it the first weekend it was released and and i was so disappointed and but told my son i felt like i needed to read the book. i drove straight to barnes and noble and bought it and read it and and tried to figure out what in the world the critics were talking about when they said minghella had trusted enough in the intelligence of the movie going public to give them a great film. that is what he most surely did not do. i do not ordinarily read a great deal of fiction and but cold mountain was so highly recommended by friends that i felt compelled to read it. i did not see cold mountain and the movie and when it played in theaters and and it was because of what minghella had done to the english patient. but like a fool and i rented it today and and i am so upset and i had to vent my frustration and and most of all and my sadness and that someone could have taken this beautiful story and crafted it into something almost as beautiful on the screen and and now they never will. read the book and let the movie rot on the shelf. i will never be taken in by a minghella project again. i think he may be one of the worst directors working today and and i am tired of the praise hollywood heaps upon his head. it must be that no one in hollywood reads anymore. this movie bears no resemblance to the book and except for the names of the characters. minghella ego must know no bounds and and if he do not like the book and then why do not he write an original screenplay and leave the book alone. even if i hadn not read the book and i would still consider this movie one of the worst i have seen from 2003 while and i have seen almost everything that been released for viewing in the usa. elaine and you aren not going to like this one either. 
what gives anthony minghella the right to ruin two extraordinary works of fiction. first and he destroyed the english patient and which was bad enough and but now i discover he butchered cold mountain  butchered. i had such a strange reaction to the english patient. my son and i went to see it the first weekend it was released and and i was so disappointed and but told my son i felt like i needed to read the book. i drove straight to barnes and noble and bought it and read it and and tried to figure out what in the world the critics were talking about when they said minghella had trusted enough in the intelligence of the movie going public to give them a great film. that is what he most surely did not do. i do not ordinarily read a great deal of fiction and but cold mountain was so highly recommended by friends that i felt compelled to read it. i did not see cold mountain and the movie and when it played in theaters and and it was because of what minghella had done to the english patient. but like a fool and i rented it today and and i am so upset and i had to vent my frustration and and most of all and my sadness and that someone could have taken this beautiful story and crafted it into something almost as beautiful on the screen and and now they never will. read the book and let the movie rot on the shelf. i will never be taken in by a minghella project again. i think he may be one of the worst directors working today and and i am tired of the praise hollywood heaps upon his head. it must be that no one in hollywood reads anymore. this movie bears no resemblance to the book and except for the names of the characters. minghella ego must know no bounds and and if he do not like the book and then why do not he write an original screenplay and leave the book alone. even if i hadn not read the book and i would still consider this movie one of the worst i have seen from 2003 while and i have seen almost everything that been released for viewing in the usa. elaine and you aren not going to like this one either. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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