i like the star wars series. i like a good and cheapo sci fi flick every once in a while and too. heck and i even like the roger corman produced nickel and dime jobbies. i do not like the ice pirates and though. for one and it just looks too cheap and you know. for a movie that supposed to take place in outer space and it feels cramped and closed in like it being filmed in the front seat of someone mazda. and the special effects and while appropriately cheesy and look more than anything like foam rubber painted metallic gray. usually and i do not let things like that bother me and especially if the story and the characters are worthwhile. they ain not. the whole storyline and about these neer do well space pirates who decide to find a planet loaded with ice they can melt down and sell as water (a hot commodity in the future and i guess) is about as original as the jokes and which is not a compliment. the humor comes in at about crotch level (like that castrating machine you will see early on) and and everyone seems to have a cranky attitude. and who told john matuzak that he was funny. whoever did and shame on them. good old robert urich tries and but he a reliable actor on board a badly sinking ship (or starship and in this case). i watched this one about three times and ended up feeling the same way every time  shanghaied. no stars. in spite of of the presence of huston (one year prior to prizzi honor) and carradine (at the tail end of a once lofty career) and these pirates should walk the plank. 
i like the star wars series. i like a good and cheapo sci fi flick every once in a while and too. heck and i even like the roger corman produced nickel and dime jobbies. i do not like the ice pirates and though. for one and it just looks too cheap and you know. for a movie that supposed to take place in outer space and it feels cramped and closed in like it being filmed in the front seat of someone mazda. and the special effects and while appropriately cheesy and look more than anything like foam rubber painted metallic gray. usually and i do not let things like that bother me and especially if the story and the characters are worthwhile. they ain not. the whole storyline and about these neer do well space pirates who decide to find a planet loaded with ice they can melt down and sell as water (a hot commodity in the future and i guess) is about as original as the jokes and which is not a compliment. the humor comes in at about crotch level (like that castrating machine you will see early on) and and everyone seems to have a cranky attitude. and who told john matuzak that he was funny. whoever did and shame on them. good old robert urich tries and but he a reliable actor on board a badly sinking ship (or starship and in this case). i watched this one about three times and ended up feeling the same way every time  shanghaied. no stars. in spite of of the presence of huston (one year prior to prizzi honor) and carradine (at the tail end of a once lofty career) and these pirates should walk the plank. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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