oh and where the hell should i begin. give a brief summary of the story. no. either you have already heard it and or do not want to. either way and it sucks. much like the movie. i happen to be a semi large horror movie aficionado and and i must say this is one of the dumbest and most clumsily executed movies i have ever had the displeasure of viewing. the script is horrendously stupid. the story starts too fast with absolutely no suspense or build up in the slightest. all of those torture scenes would have been a lot more effective if we gave even the tiniest bit of crap for the characters. since the first scene in the film is when the teenage girls meet capt. howdy and how the hell are we supposed to sympathize with them. first off and they seem stupid for going to a party with a guy they do not even know and and second and we do not even know their damn names. why the hell should i care if they live or die. not to mention the fact that they actually have the guts to try and make us feel sympathetic towards capt. howdy after he been reformed. please. i was cheering when he got his just deserts. he deserved them. hell and he deserved worse. also and were forced to sit through a pointless misdirect sequence lifted directly from the silence of the lambs (and here it done horribly. of course he gonna give them a false address. and even if he had given them the real one and do not you think he would be waiting and not piercing some guy johnson upstairs. retarded. )then there the dialogue. everything captain howdy says is either laughable or just plain stupid. the dead are so dreadfully dead and when theyre dead. what the hell kind of crap is that. dee snider at one point says knowledge is power. well and if that true and this film has absolutely no power whatsoever. then and there the plot holes. yes and i know this is a horror film (well and wannabe horror film) and but damn. you could drive a semi truck into these holes. first off and these have got to be the dumbest cops i have ever seen. ever. i mean and dear god and these guys are morons. call for backup and idiots. second and how the hell did that humungous septum ring fall out of captain howdy nose. evidentially this piercing expert guy says that the biggest one i have ever seen and but if it so damn big and how the hell could it have fallen out so easily. did capt. howdy just leave it at the crime scene because he wanted to get caught. they sure do not make it seem like he did. also and they would never release capt. howdy and and i know that for a damn fact. he would be in jail for the rest of his life and and there no getting around this. much less let him return to his old house where he killed or tortured everybody. impossible and implausible. and now the acting. dear god did these people suck. linda cardellini is the only thing good in this film. she poised and amazing. too bad she hardly gets a good chance to act in this piece of crap. amy smart shows up for about 10 minutes and then drops out of existence. even the usually entertaining robert englund is underused and ineffective here. dee snider plays the crazy guy with no talent whatsoever. i never felt threatened and scared or intimidated. i would rather have seen dee snider in alexis arquette role in bride of chucky. it would have been so much more fun to see this talent less hack get it by that lovable psycho doll. dee snider just plain sucks. he can not act (one of the least scary villains i have ever seen) and he can not write (did he write this damn movie in his sleep. ) and and he obviously dumber than freaking jessica simpson. this film is just a way for dee snider to show off all the weird crap he knows about self mutilation and modern primitives and blah blah blah. either it been done before or it just do not need to be done. i was bored throughout the whole damn thing. the acting sucks and the music sucks and the script sucks and the pacing sucks and the special fx suck and the directing sucks. basically and this movie sucks. this film tries to be a serious and sophisticated thriller or horror flick and it fails miserably. it doesn not manage to scare and shock and or disturb in any shape and way or form. this is probably one of the least effective and utterly unoriginal films i have ever seen in my entire life. a piece of cinematic garbage captured on celluloid. strangeland gets a negative . avoid at any and all costs. not enjoyable in the slightest. 
oh and where the hell should i begin. give a brief summary of the story. no. either you have already heard it and or do not want to. either way and it sucks. much like the movie. i happen to be a semi large horror movie aficionado and and i must say this is one of the dumbest and most clumsily executed movies i have ever had the displeasure of viewing. the script is horrendously stupid. the story starts too fast with absolutely no suspense or build up in the slightest. all of those torture scenes would have been a lot more effective if we gave even the tiniest bit of crap for the characters. since the first scene in the film is when the teenage girls meet capt. howdy and how the hell are we supposed to sympathize with them. first off and they seem stupid for going to a party with a guy they do not even know and and second and we do not even know their damn names. why the hell should i care if they live or die. not to mention the fact that they actually have the guts to try and make us feel sympathetic towards capt. howdy after he been reformed. please. i was cheering when he got his just deserts. he deserved them. hell and he deserved worse. also and were forced to sit through a pointless misdirect sequence lifted directly from the silence of the lambs (and here it done horribly. of course he gonna give them a false address. and even if he had given them the real one and do not you think he would be waiting and not piercing some guy johnson upstairs. retarded. )then there the dialogue. everything captain howdy says is either laughable or just plain stupid. the dead are so dreadfully dead and when theyre dead. what the hell kind of crap is that. dee snider at one point says knowledge is power. well and if that true and this film has absolutely no power whatsoever. then and there the plot holes. yes and i know this is a horror film (well and wannabe horror film) and but damn. you could drive a semi truck into these holes. first off and these have got to be the dumbest cops i have ever seen. ever. i mean and dear god and these guys are morons. call for backup and idiots. second and how the hell did that humungous septum ring fall out of captain howdy nose. evidentially this piercing expert guy says that the biggest one i have ever seen and but if it so damn big and how the hell could it have fallen out so easily. did capt. howdy just leave it at the crime scene because he wanted to get caught. they sure do not make it seem like he did. also and they would never release capt. howdy and and i know that for a damn fact. he would be in jail for the rest of his life and and there no getting around this. much less let him return to his old house where he killed or tortured everybody. impossible and implausible. and now the acting. dear god did these people suck. linda cardellini is the only thing good in this film. she poised and amazing. too bad she hardly gets a good chance to act in this piece of crap. amy smart shows up for about 10 minutes and then drops out of existence. even the usually entertaining robert englund is underused and ineffective here. dee snider plays the crazy guy with no talent whatsoever. i never felt threatened and scared or intimidated. i would rather have seen dee snider in alexis arquette role in bride of chucky. it would have been so much more fun to see this talent less hack get it by that lovable psycho doll. dee snider just plain sucks. he can not act (one of the least scary villains i have ever seen) and he can not write (did he write this damn movie in his sleep. ) and and he obviously dumber than freaking jessica simpson. this film is just a way for dee snider to show off all the weird crap he knows about self mutilation and modern primitives and blah blah blah. either it been done before or it just do not need to be done. i was bored throughout the whole damn thing. the acting sucks and the music sucks and the script sucks and the pacing sucks and the special fx suck and the directing sucks. basically and this movie sucks. this film tries to be a serious and sophisticated thriller or horror flick and it fails miserably. it doesn not manage to scare and shock and or disturb in any shape and way or form. this is probably one of the least effective and utterly unoriginal films i have ever seen in my entire life. a piece of cinematic garbage captured on celluloid. strangeland gets a negative . avoid at any and all costs. not enjoyable in the slightest. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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