this movie is like porn with all of the good parts removed. it like all of the porn stars that do not want to fulfill their obligations banded together around this awful and trite and useless piece of gargoyle abstinence. this is a helpful movie if youre in the mood to torture a loved (or no longer loved) one. it important that and if you choose to use this movie as a method of torture and that you put in earplugs and put on a blindfold to keep yourself from going insane. if i had a choice between this movie and the 700 club. i would choose girls gone wild. overall and better if you have been drinking. but only because it becomes a drinking game of epic proportions. 
this movie is like porn with all of the good parts removed. it like all of the porn stars that do not want to fulfill their obligations banded together around this awful and trite and useless piece of gargoyle abstinence. this is a helpful movie if youre in the mood to torture a loved (or no longer loved) one. it important that and if you choose to use this movie as a method of torture and that you put in earplugs and put on a blindfold to keep yourself from going insane. if i had a choice between this movie and the 700 club. i would choose girls gone wild. overall and better if you have been drinking. but only because it becomes a drinking game of epic proportions. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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