the director of this waste of celluloid specialises in dreadful exploitation films where pretension is all while the previous year he did dangerously close whose good idea (about gangs getting too much power in school and the school paper editor against them) was submerged in a sea of sloppiness and and he would go on to do cyborg and jean claude van damme worst film ever (no mean feat). this would be comedy about a girl  kathy ireland in her film debut  who a total schlump whose inner babe is only awakened after she falls to the centre of the earth and has a set of badly filmed and impossible to follow adventures (chiefly involving a set of dwarves who want her because she has big bones  go figure. ) before returning home changed for the better isn not funny and gripping or entertaining in the slightest. and anybody watching this to salivate over miss ireland will be put off too  not because of her voice and but because she spends most of the film buried under tons of baggy clothes and with huge glasses to boot. no wonder cannon and the producers and are out of business. amazingly and kathy ireland has made better films since then. or maybe that isn not so amazing. next to this and barb wire is aliens. 
the director of this waste of celluloid specialises in dreadful exploitation films where pretension is all while the previous year he did dangerously close whose good idea (about gangs getting too much power in school and the school paper editor against them) was submerged in a sea of sloppiness and and he would go on to do cyborg and jean claude van damme worst film ever (no mean feat). this would be comedy about a girl  kathy ireland in her film debut  who a total schlump whose inner babe is only awakened after she falls to the centre of the earth and has a set of badly filmed and impossible to follow adventures (chiefly involving a set of dwarves who want her because she has big bones  go figure. ) before returning home changed for the better isn not funny and gripping or entertaining in the slightest. and anybody watching this to salivate over miss ireland will be put off too  not because of her voice and but because she spends most of the film buried under tons of baggy clothes and with huge glasses to boot. no wonder cannon and the producers and are out of business. amazingly and kathy ireland has made better films since then. or maybe that isn not so amazing. next to this and barb wire is aliens. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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