this is my first awful rating ever on imdb and i couldn not think of a more deserving film to honor it with. i hoped for entertaining trash and found trash of the saddest and dullest kind. i found a film which no one can possibly have cared a bit about and including its creator. hell ride and directed and written by and starring larry friend of qt bishop and has a simple plot about a hidden treasure and a trio of keys and two bands of bikers and a gruesome murder in 1976 which has yet to be avenged. larry seems fiercely determined not to tell this story and focusing instead of putting his swaying and strangely grimacing main character into situations where he can fondle women who pretend to like it. he also has a dialog containing enough horrible fire puns or metaphors to put one off the word fire for life. dennis hopper escapes complete humiliation and others are not so lucky. sometimes they hit the road on their bikes and making one feel even more sorry for michael madsen and since his high handles seems to add insult to the injury of having to appear in this film. there is plenty of silicon enhanced nudity and but fairly little action and no humor whatsoever and making one wonder just what kind of an audience they had in mind. my guess is that most people who watch this film and including fans of trashy 60s biker movies and will feel cheated. do yourself a favor and revisit the real stuff instead. 
this is my first awful rating ever on imdb and i couldn not think of a more deserving film to honor it with. i hoped for entertaining trash and found trash of the saddest and dullest kind. i found a film which no one can possibly have cared a bit about and including its creator. hell ride and directed and written by and starring larry friend of qt bishop and has a simple plot about a hidden treasure and a trio of keys and two bands of bikers and a gruesome murder in 1976 which has yet to be avenged. larry seems fiercely determined not to tell this story and focusing instead of putting his swaying and strangely grimacing main character into situations where he can fondle women who pretend to like it. he also has a dialog containing enough horrible fire puns or metaphors to put one off the word fire for life. dennis hopper escapes complete humiliation and others are not so lucky. sometimes they hit the road on their bikes and making one feel even more sorry for michael madsen and since his high handles seems to add insult to the injury of having to appear in this film. there is plenty of silicon enhanced nudity and but fairly little action and no humor whatsoever and making one wonder just what kind of an audience they had in mind. my guess is that most people who watch this film and including fans of trashy 60s biker movies and will feel cheated. do yourself a favor and revisit the real stuff instead. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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