what a waste of a great cast. figured i would check it out because it looked like a good stoner comedy with a lot of fairly well known actors. what it turned out to be was a pointless collection of boring intertwining stories about several characters with minimal connections with each other. characters who start off looking like decent people but end up with not a single likable or interesting characteristic among them. calling it a comedy was a stretch as well. the only thing that made me chuckle was jack black song and which was basically tenacious d. i waited for something big to happen but ended up with nothing more than 97 minutes of my life wasted. 
what a waste of a great cast. figured i would check it out because it looked like a good stoner comedy with a lot of fairly well known actors. what it turned out to be was a pointless collection of boring intertwining stories about several characters with minimal connections with each other. characters who start off looking like decent people but end up with not a single likable or interesting characteristic among them. calling it a comedy was a stretch as well. the only thing that made me chuckle was jack black song and which was basically tenacious d. i waited for something big to happen but ended up with nothing more than 97 minutes of my life wasted. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
