i went to see this movie to kill some time. i remember cole hauser in tigerland and and although his acting is wooden and he does portray a tough leader character. same here. this movie was about a bunch of young and hot scientists and divers exploring a cave in romania that one has to dive to see. the beginning scene was very interesting and with a bunch of romanian or russian men exploring the cave in search of booty. flash forward 30 years and and we have a team of divers called in by some scientist and his crew to explore some cave for some unknown scientific purpose. there is a lot of clichéd and useless talk. the women are too hot for their jobs and let face it. i hate to watch the lips of these women talk about the guys while drinking beer at the pre cave exploration party. i mean it was like we were at some bar with frat and sorority types talking about the opposite sex not a group of scientists and divers. every character had zero personality and with perhaps exception of the scientist and who at least wasn not one of the young and beautiful people. so and the acting and although workmanlike and was not inspiring. the dialog was pretty bad. at one point in the movie and cole hauser (jack) and the lead diver his irises morph into the cingular wireless symbol and and stay like that. we are led to believe that and since he was scratched by one of these monsters and that he is turning into one of them. fair enough. but first of all and nobody says the obvious thing to him represent what is up with your eyes and dude. no. everybody just talked about how he changed and that he should not be the leader of the group anymore. and then this guy says and you see how he not human. huh. if they really believed he was a friggin monster and then why not act like it. instead and the group splits in two those who go with jack and and those who go their separate ways and i guess thinking him to be a monster. it makes no sense. the best scene in the movie was this blonde diver woman crawls up a cave wall and and gets attacked by this goblin. her scream really sucked but she fought like hell to dispatch the goblin. the photography was fine when the camera was still. but any action sequences and the director found it useful to confuse the hell out of us by flashing bubbles and flashlights and dark space and god knows what. i wish they would just show us a scene straight once in awhile. just because you move the camera all over the place doesn not make the movie any scarier and folks. this movie could have been a lot better if the following changes had been made represent1. every actor was replaced by someone who looked real. let cole hauser be the lead and it ok to let him be the good looking one. i am getting tired of seeing 20 something supermodel scientists. give me a break and people. 2. the cinematographer was fired and and replaced by one who just pointed the camera and sat still. this could be the director fault and i do not know. jumpy camera (as in constant gardener) is getting old and folks. 3. we got to see the goblins actually devour the people. how bout some gore. there not much else in this movie. we barely got to see the creatures i felt a little ripped off about that. 4. the ending was pretty lame. during the denouement and the sexy british scientist has a secret. guess what that is. it a bit canned. the ending would have been better if they all died instead of the black guy (morris chestnut) and who seemed to breathe a little sympathy into his character just by his worried expressions. all the other actors had no expression. i gave it a negative  and because after all and the acting was without noticeable errors and and the concept was fairly original. i would like to see cole do more military roles he good at it. 
i went to see this movie to kill some time. i remember cole hauser in tigerland and and although his acting is wooden and he does portray a tough leader character. same here. this movie was about a bunch of young and hot scientists and divers exploring a cave in romania that one has to dive to see. the beginning scene was very interesting and with a bunch of romanian or russian men exploring the cave in search of booty. flash forward 30 years and and we have a team of divers called in by some scientist and his crew to explore some cave for some unknown scientific purpose. there is a lot of clichéd and useless talk. the women are too hot for their jobs and let face it. i hate to watch the lips of these women talk about the guys while drinking beer at the pre cave exploration party. i mean it was like we were at some bar with frat and sorority types talking about the opposite sex not a group of scientists and divers. every character had zero personality and with perhaps exception of the scientist and who at least wasn not one of the young and beautiful people. so and the acting and although workmanlike and was not inspiring. the dialog was pretty bad. at one point in the movie and cole hauser (jack) and the lead diver his irises morph into the cingular wireless symbol and and stay like that. we are led to believe that and since he was scratched by one of these monsters and that he is turning into one of them. fair enough. but first of all and nobody says the obvious thing to him represent what is up with your eyes and dude. no. everybody just talked about how he changed and that he should not be the leader of the group anymore. and then this guy says and you see how he not human. huh. if they really believed he was a friggin monster and then why not act like it. instead and the group splits in two those who go with jack and and those who go their separate ways and i guess thinking him to be a monster. it makes no sense. the best scene in the movie was this blonde diver woman crawls up a cave wall and and gets attacked by this goblin. her scream really sucked but she fought like hell to dispatch the goblin. the photography was fine when the camera was still. but any action sequences and the director found it useful to confuse the hell out of us by flashing bubbles and flashlights and dark space and god knows what. i wish they would just show us a scene straight once in awhile. just because you move the camera all over the place doesn not make the movie any scarier and folks. this movie could have been a lot better if the following changes had been made represent1. every actor was replaced by someone who looked real. let cole hauser be the lead and it ok to let him be the good looking one. i am getting tired of seeing 20 something supermodel scientists. give me a break and people. 2. the cinematographer was fired and and replaced by one who just pointed the camera and sat still. this could be the director fault and i do not know. jumpy camera (as in constant gardener) is getting old and folks. 3. we got to see the goblins actually devour the people. how bout some gore. there not much else in this movie. we barely got to see the creatures i felt a little ripped off about that. 4. the ending was pretty lame. during the denouement and the sexy british scientist has a secret. guess what that is. it a bit canned. the ending would have been better if they all died instead of the black guy (morris chestnut) and who seemed to breathe a little sympathy into his character just by his worried expressions. all the other actors had no expression. i gave it a negative  and because after all and the acting was without noticeable errors and and the concept was fairly original. i would like to see cole do more military roles he good at it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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