let see and cardboard characters like muslim terrorists have forced a cardboard scientist to perform some exotic drug tests on some cardboard people who have been drugged and kidnapped. you will be sure to laugh when these pathetic excuses for humanoids get their just deserts. turns out the drug experiments have given them the ability to sense another world. the world of religious fantasy. complete with cardboard demons who look like they are made of papier mache. everybody gets dragged off to hell except for one poor chap who goes to heaven where he can presumably spend eternity with the blockheads that created this masterpiece of the absurd. i think i would opt for hellfire myself. go see something else and unless you are stoned and in which case and you might actually like it. couldn not hurt. 
let see and cardboard characters like muslim terrorists have forced a cardboard scientist to perform some exotic drug tests on some cardboard people who have been drugged and kidnapped. you will be sure to laugh when these pathetic excuses for humanoids get their just deserts. turns out the drug experiments have given them the ability to sense another world. the world of religious fantasy. complete with cardboard demons who look like they are made of papier mache. everybody gets dragged off to hell except for one poor chap who goes to heaven where he can presumably spend eternity with the blockheads that created this masterpiece of the absurd. i think i would opt for hellfire myself. go see something else and unless you are stoned and in which case and you might actually like it. couldn not hurt. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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