is this supposed to be serious. i hope not. this is one of the most pathetically hilarious movies i have ever seen. given that i picked it up for a buck on the bad movies shelf and it sure lives up to its spot in the shop. what can i say and the gore effects are spattered (pun intended) all over the place and some looking quite real and some looking like a teddy bear that had an accident with a bottle of tomato sauce. the music is some of the most horrible i have heard and the acting is one of the most amusing elements. must i continue. don not bother unless you have seen every other pathetic horror movie in the shop and this is all that left. 
is this supposed to be serious. i hope not. this is one of the most pathetically hilarious movies i have ever seen. given that i picked it up for a buck on the bad movies shelf and it sure lives up to its spot in the shop. what can i say and the gore effects are spattered (pun intended) all over the place and some looking quite real and some looking like a teddy bear that had an accident with a bottle of tomato sauce. the music is some of the most horrible i have heard and the acting is one of the most amusing elements. must i continue. don not bother unless you have seen every other pathetic horror movie in the shop and this is all that left. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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        print "This is a semantically positive review."
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        print "This is a semantically negative review."
