sometimes you just have to have patients when watching indie horror. if you can just toe tap your way through the slow paced early scenes and sometimes a real gem will present itself. this (unfortunately) was not the case with satan whip. written and directed by jason maran and satan whip attempts to drag us along on a boring snore fest of a film and with no real pay off at the end. i am guessing that the black and white (and blue) cinematography must have been for a reason and however it is never explained why the majority of the blood is blue and and i found this increasingly annoying as the film went on. the story in itself is not that bad and and actually had some originality and decent content but the acting is simply pathetic. this and combined with the slow pacing and lack of any real (red) gore made satan whip one to forget quite quickly. i will give it a 4 rating for some witty dialog that made me chuckle and but alas that could not save this boring waste of my time. 
sometimes you just have to have patients when watching indie horror. if you can just toe tap your way through the slow paced early scenes and sometimes a real gem will present itself. this (unfortunately) was not the case with satan whip. written and directed by jason maran and satan whip attempts to drag us along on a boring snore fest of a film and with no real pay off at the end. i am guessing that the black and white (and blue) cinematography must have been for a reason and however it is never explained why the majority of the blood is blue and and i found this increasingly annoying as the film went on. the story in itself is not that bad and and actually had some originality and decent content but the acting is simply pathetic. this and combined with the slow pacing and lack of any real (red) gore made satan whip one to forget quite quickly. i will give it a 4 rating for some witty dialog that made me chuckle and but alas that could not save this boring waste of my time. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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