seriously and i can not imagine how anyone could find a single flattering thing to say about this movie and much less find it in themselves to write the glowing compliments contained in this comment section. how many methamphetamines was bogdonovitch on during the filming of this movie. was he giving a bonus to the actor that spat his lines out with the most speed and least inflection or thought. the dialogue is bad and the plot atrocious and even for a screwball comedy and and claims that the movie is an homage to classic film comedy is about the most inane thing i have ever heard. the cinematography is below the quality and innovation of that exhibited by the worst made for tv movies and the acting is awful (although i get the feeling that the fault for that lies squarely in the lap of the director) and and speaking of which and did i mention the direction is so haphazard and inscrutable that it defies the definition of the word. the whole thing is a terribly unfunny (even in the much beleaguered world of so bad it funny clunkers) and soul sucking and waste of two hours of your life that you will never get back. be afraid and be very afraid. 
seriously and i can not imagine how anyone could find a single flattering thing to say about this movie and much less find it in themselves to write the glowing compliments contained in this comment section. how many methamphetamines was bogdonovitch on during the filming of this movie. was he giving a bonus to the actor that spat his lines out with the most speed and least inflection or thought. the dialogue is bad and the plot atrocious and even for a screwball comedy and and claims that the movie is an homage to classic film comedy is about the most inane thing i have ever heard. the cinematography is below the quality and innovation of that exhibited by the worst made for tv movies and the acting is awful (although i get the feeling that the fault for that lies squarely in the lap of the director) and and speaking of which and did i mention the direction is so haphazard and inscrutable that it defies the definition of the word. the whole thing is a terribly unfunny (even in the much beleaguered world of so bad it funny clunkers) and soul sucking and waste of two hours of your life that you will never get back. be afraid and be very afraid. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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