a very funny movie. michael douglas do is worth watching this flick for if for no other reason. i would like to see him do more of these low life roles. he was terrific and as were all the performers. the film struck me right off as an american roshomon and only funnier and easier to watch because it was in american and do not need no stinkin subtitles. in a funny movie with a laugh every minute or so and two of the best were with john goodman (not someone i am crazy about)  1. he is telling the priest about jewel doing something he liked and says i had to wipe the smile off my face. the visual shows he is not smiling and clearly is a guy who never smiles and but probably doesn not know it. 2. the scene at the end between goodman and all suited up for jewel in his cop uniform and and grappling with the be leathered reiser hunched over a table. and the two of them then protesting that they are not gay to another character who happens on the scene  this alone deserved a special comedy academy award. 
a very funny movie. michael douglas do is worth watching this flick for if for no other reason. i would like to see him do more of these low life roles. he was terrific and as were all the performers. the film struck me right off as an american roshomon and only funnier and easier to watch because it was in american and do not need no stinkin subtitles. in a funny movie with a laugh every minute or so and two of the best were with john goodman (not someone i am crazy about)  1. he is telling the priest about jewel doing something he liked and says i had to wipe the smile off my face. the visual shows he is not smiling and clearly is a guy who never smiles and but probably doesn not know it. 2. the scene at the end between goodman and all suited up for jewel in his cop uniform and and grappling with the be leathered reiser hunched over a table. and the two of them then protesting that they are not gay to another character who happens on the scene  this alone deserved a special comedy academy award. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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