nbc had a chance to make a powerful religious epic along the lines of the ten commandments and the greatest story ever told and and instead they chose to make some halfhearted cartoon that was more like waterworld than anything else. i do not recall a bible passage where lot turns into a pirate and attacks the ark and nor do i remember one where noah son develops a serious friendship with an orange and nor do i remember noah being some crazy old loon who suddenly acts like he commanding a naval fleet and runs around shouting nautical terms like hoist the mainstay. this was possibly the worst marketing decision in history. obviously the majority of people watching this were going to be jewish and christian parents with their kids and so why on earth make the movie so offensive to those people. if they were intentionally trying to offend and why not advertise it that way and at least reel in the right audience. i hope they make a real noah movie someday and one done seriously and thoughtfully and one that actually appeals to people and makes money. until then and do not waste your time with this trash. 
nbc had a chance to make a powerful religious epic along the lines of the ten commandments and the greatest story ever told and and instead they chose to make some halfhearted cartoon that was more like waterworld than anything else. i do not recall a bible passage where lot turns into a pirate and attacks the ark and nor do i remember one where noah son develops a serious friendship with an orange and nor do i remember noah being some crazy old loon who suddenly acts like he commanding a naval fleet and runs around shouting nautical terms like hoist the mainstay. this was possibly the worst marketing decision in history. obviously the majority of people watching this were going to be jewish and christian parents with their kids and so why on earth make the movie so offensive to those people. if they were intentionally trying to offend and why not advertise it that way and at least reel in the right audience. i hope they make a real noah movie someday and one done seriously and thoughtfully and one that actually appeals to people and makes money. until then and do not waste your time with this trash. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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