moscow zero stole my money and i want it back. this is a horror movie and not thriller and not suspense and a horror movie. yes and this movie is a horror. horrifyingly bad. after many years of lurking here at imdb and i am actually moved to set up an account just so i (like at least one other reviewer here) can warn people do not watch this movie. it will steal your soul and or at least your desire to live in a world that makes movies this bad and or at least an hour and a half of your life if you are not wise enough to hit the fast forward button. seriously and i would love to hear the director voice over on an enhanced dvd (there another horrifying thought) to see what the hell they were thinking. the producers had to assume there were enough suckers out there to fall for the val kilmer name to make this film at least break even in international distribution. i actually had the misfortune to pick this to watch on movies on demand and which provided no subtitles to the russian dialog. not that it mattered much. straining to hear the russian and translate it in your head (if you can) only to find out how dull it is just adds insult to injury. i will give this movie a 1 because i cannot give it a lower rating and and because it did achieve one remarkable thing. it somehow made an almost entirely subterranean movie not feel claustrophobic. now that a dubious achievement. heres your spoiler represent and the ending and holy mother (no pun intended) it like they ran out of money and just decided to stop filming. the climax of the film literally happens seconds before the end and is solved by the simplest escape i have ever seen on film. exercise your simple escape mechanism too if you find yourself watching this  the off button. 
moscow zero stole my money and i want it back. this is a horror movie and not thriller and not suspense and a horror movie. yes and this movie is a horror. horrifyingly bad. after many years of lurking here at imdb and i am actually moved to set up an account just so i (like at least one other reviewer here) can warn people do not watch this movie. it will steal your soul and or at least your desire to live in a world that makes movies this bad and or at least an hour and a half of your life if you are not wise enough to hit the fast forward button. seriously and i would love to hear the director voice over on an enhanced dvd (there another horrifying thought) to see what the hell they were thinking. the producers had to assume there were enough suckers out there to fall for the val kilmer name to make this film at least break even in international distribution. i actually had the misfortune to pick this to watch on movies on demand and which provided no subtitles to the russian dialog. not that it mattered much. straining to hear the russian and translate it in your head (if you can) only to find out how dull it is just adds insult to injury. i will give this movie a 1 because i cannot give it a lower rating and and because it did achieve one remarkable thing. it somehow made an almost entirely subterranean movie not feel claustrophobic. now that a dubious achievement. heres your spoiler represent and the ending and holy mother (no pun intended) it like they ran out of money and just decided to stop filming. the climax of the film literally happens seconds before the end and is solved by the simplest escape i have ever seen on film. exercise your simple escape mechanism too if you find yourself watching this  the off button. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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