i have spent a year deployed in iraq and and amongst the hundreds of movies i have seen here was this little gem called vampire assassin. judging from the cover (african american with corn rows with a curved blade and leather coat and the demeanor of a badass) and i expected a blade rip off. fair enough. so i pop it in and observed a borderlined overweight african american with no blade and no cornrows and and well and nothing at all really except. i do not know. if you have read any of these other reviews and you get the gist of the flick. it sucks. bad. really bad. i do not know if it was the highlander esquire lightning after killing an immortal vampire and or the karate kick sound effects for camera zooms and or the twenty dollar budget on props and or the ok and we have 90 minutes to film this before were caught filming in a johnson and johnson parking lot and or the martial arts that is as exciting and fast paced as two old people having sex and or the 7th grade acting talent and or the eccentric asian master who either senial or on acid and or what and but the movie manages to force you to question your existence. and that awesome. not many movies can be so bad that your head will explode like scanners. if you heckle (or mst3k) with your friends and this is the flick for you. i have seen it three times already and and i think it might have caused permanent damage on my psyche. if you still do not have any clue as to the quality of the film and people were trying to give it away for free and no one would take it. not even by force. long story short and watch it. either as masochistic pleasure or punishment. it will rock your skull (and for the most part and for all the wrong reasons). 
i have spent a year deployed in iraq and and amongst the hundreds of movies i have seen here was this little gem called vampire assassin. judging from the cover (african american with corn rows with a curved blade and leather coat and the demeanor of a badass) and i expected a blade rip off. fair enough. so i pop it in and observed a borderlined overweight african american with no blade and no cornrows and and well and nothing at all really except. i do not know. if you have read any of these other reviews and you get the gist of the flick. it sucks. bad. really bad. i do not know if it was the highlander esquire lightning after killing an immortal vampire and or the karate kick sound effects for camera zooms and or the twenty dollar budget on props and or the ok and we have 90 minutes to film this before were caught filming in a johnson and johnson parking lot and or the martial arts that is as exciting and fast paced as two old people having sex and or the 7th grade acting talent and or the eccentric asian master who either senial or on acid and or what and but the movie manages to force you to question your existence. and that awesome. not many movies can be so bad that your head will explode like scanners. if you heckle (or mst3k) with your friends and this is the flick for you. i have seen it three times already and and i think it might have caused permanent damage on my psyche. if you still do not have any clue as to the quality of the film and people were trying to give it away for free and no one would take it. not even by force. long story short and watch it. either as masochistic pleasure or punishment. it will rock your skull (and for the most part and for all the wrong reasons). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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