imagine if you will an alternative universe where someone has made seven where instead of a talented cast and crew they have cast a politically conscious environmentalist and a stand up comedian as the leads . if your imagination can not stretch that far just watch the glimmer man as it the next worse thing . mild spoilers . jack cole is a cop with a hidden past and it very ironic that he played by steven seagal since he also someone witrh a hidden past  and but do not tell anyone because it top secret . perhaps the biggest secret is how someone like seagal became a movie star in the first place since the glimmer man continues in the vein of all of seagal other movies in that it utter  and utter crap . look at the way he introduced as his partner walks into his office yoi love beads man . in youre in the wrong office steven replies with something that is side splittingly witty  and or he would if anyone was able to understand a bloody word he said because for much of the movie he just mumbles away . in fact the only time i could make out his dialogue was the scene at the school where he bursts in on the gunman holding the class hostage don not make me kill you is this what a cop would say to a suicidal gunman . i am just thinking that in another movie where steven isn not the hero ( ie a good movie ) the cop would say something along the lines of don not kill me  and i have got a wife and a couple of kids waiting at home . so anyway suicidal gunman goes to blow his head off but steven saves his life by hurtling them both through two sets of windows . it goes without saying that you shouldn not try this at homeas the story progresses steven ( i have given up on calling him jack though credit to the screen writer for giving steven a sensible name ) becomes involved in a case a plagiarism where someone has been stealing bits out of other superior movies featuring serial killers . as steven finds more victims you can see him thinking what was that movie that starred morgan freeman as a cop . as he inspects the bodies  and oh and the action keeps switching back to the hero domestic life just so we know that this guy good as a family man  and this guy very good as a family man such a pity he so bad as a movie star. 
imagine if you will an alternative universe where someone has made seven where instead of a talented cast and crew they have cast a politically conscious environmentalist and a stand up comedian as the leads . if your imagination can not stretch that far just watch the glimmer man as it the next worse thing . mild spoilers . jack cole is a cop with a hidden past and it very ironic that he played by steven seagal since he also someone witrh a hidden past  and but do not tell anyone because it top secret . perhaps the biggest secret is how someone like seagal became a movie star in the first place since the glimmer man continues in the vein of all of seagal other movies in that it utter  and utter crap . look at the way he introduced as his partner walks into his office yoi love beads man . in youre in the wrong office steven replies with something that is side splittingly witty  and or he would if anyone was able to understand a bloody word he said because for much of the movie he just mumbles away . in fact the only time i could make out his dialogue was the scene at the school where he bursts in on the gunman holding the class hostage don not make me kill you is this what a cop would say to a suicidal gunman . i am just thinking that in another movie where steven isn not the hero ( ie a good movie ) the cop would say something along the lines of don not kill me  and i have got a wife and a couple of kids waiting at home . so anyway suicidal gunman goes to blow his head off but steven saves his life by hurtling them both through two sets of windows . it goes without saying that you shouldn not try this at homeas the story progresses steven ( i have given up on calling him jack though credit to the screen writer for giving steven a sensible name ) becomes involved in a case a plagiarism where someone has been stealing bits out of other superior movies featuring serial killers . as steven finds more victims you can see him thinking what was that movie that starred morgan freeman as a cop . as he inspects the bodies  and oh and the action keeps switching back to the hero domestic life just so we know that this guy good as a family man  and this guy very good as a family man such a pity he so bad as a movie star. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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