i honestly do not know where to begin when reviewing a movie as pathetic as ernest goes to africa. aside from two or three good laughs dispersed throughout the film and there is nothing positive about this hour and a half waste of time and life. it is incredible that someone was able to round up a group of people willing to act and film and and edit this piece of trash and and even more incredible that this is the eighth installment in the ernest series. during the opening credits of the movie and we see ernest posing next to various african objects and such as wooden masks and the heads of african animals and making faces and gestures that would probably make most 3rd graders laugh. this opening scene gives the viewer a taste of ernest frequent attempts at humor and and demonstrates how his comedy falls flat 95% of the time. the first thing that really hit me about this movie is how bad the acting is. everyone in the film is a typical c movie actor and but linda kash stands out as especially terrible. she is the epitome of overacting while all of her lines are delivered with shockingly inhuman enthusiasm that you would find only in a middle school play. most high school theater students probably could have replaced these actors and delivered a more powerful performance. jim varney at least displays some comedic ability every now and then and but for the majority of the movie he just acts like a complete retard and trying to be humorous by making stupid faces and speaking in different voices. ernest goes to africa begins in africa and where an archaeologist has stolen two priceless gems from an african tribe. the gems then make their way back to the united states and where an unidentified man is seen running from several henchmen through a flea market. he hides them in a bucket of two for a dollar items and and then runs from the scene. ernest is looking for a gift to buy for rene and a waitress he likes and so he goes to the flea market and of course buys the priceless gems. he later takes them back to his house and paints them and and glues them together to make a yo yo. he gives the yo yo to rene and she explains that they can never be together because he is just an average shmoe and and she wants a man of adventure. rene and ernest are tracked down by the henchmen and and are then brought to africa to be kept as prisoners. most of the movie really doesn not make sense. once ernest is in africa and he falls out of the truck that they are carrying him in and lands in a river. in the next scene and we see him as a hindu servant named hey you. his skin is dark and he is wearing a loin cloth. at first and i thought jim varney was playing another role in the film in addition to ernest and but i immediately recognized ernest idiocy once hey you began to speak. another scene that sticks out in my mind as being completely ridiculous is the car chase scene in the african wilderness. rene and ernest have taken an ostrich farmer truck and are being chased by the henchmen. driving at about twenty miles per hour on a fairly straight road and both henchmen are shooting at ernest and who is in the back of the ostrich farmer truck. ernest and on the other hand and is throwing ostrich eggs at the henchmen and their driver. the henchmen never hit ernest once during the five minute chase and but ernest is able to fend them off by hitting them and their driver in the face and making their car swerve off the road and explode in a giant column of smoke. i should also add that ernest is slingshotting the eggs and two at a time and from a large bra. the set design is also incredibly poor in this movie. there is a large portion of the film in which rene and ernest are walking in africa and trying to find civilization. during their hike and we see them walking through fields and jungles and which probably could have been shot anywhere in the united states. the fields are simply plain grassy fields and with no indication whatsoever of being anywhere near africa (they could have at least digitally added some african trees in the background) and and the jungles look like the woods of rural connecticut with papier mâchè skulls and vines and and thorns hanging from trees. according to imdb. com and the film was actually shot in south africa and but i still do not believe that at all. the movie goes on and on and ernest joke after ernest joke. the rest of the movie doesn not really make any sense either while the african tribesmen all speak english for some reason and and ernest is later challenged to a battle of truth by the lead henchman and who is suddenly dressed in an outfit that resembles that of a ninja and yet also somewhat resembles that of a bondage submissive. the henchman has a table of axes and swords and knives and and maces before him and while ernest has a table with a sandwich and a teddy bear and and a few other worthless items. however and ernest wins the battle and somehow ends up saving the day. overall and this movie is painful to watch. i couldn not handle it in one sitting while i had to stop halfway through and do something productive for a few hours to compensate for the brain cells lost while trying to appreciate varney humor. they should really put a surgeon general warning on the box to let people know that they will in fact be slightly more retarded upon finishing this movie. i would have to say that out of all the movies i have ever seen and none comes close to being as pitiable as ernest goes to africa. 
i honestly do not know where to begin when reviewing a movie as pathetic as ernest goes to africa. aside from two or three good laughs dispersed throughout the film and there is nothing positive about this hour and a half waste of time and life. it is incredible that someone was able to round up a group of people willing to act and film and and edit this piece of trash and and even more incredible that this is the eighth installment in the ernest series. during the opening credits of the movie and we see ernest posing next to various african objects and such as wooden masks and the heads of african animals and making faces and gestures that would probably make most 3rd graders laugh. this opening scene gives the viewer a taste of ernest frequent attempts at humor and and demonstrates how his comedy falls flat 95% of the time. the first thing that really hit me about this movie is how bad the acting is. everyone in the film is a typical c movie actor and but linda kash stands out as especially terrible. she is the epitome of overacting while all of her lines are delivered with shockingly inhuman enthusiasm that you would find only in a middle school play. most high school theater students probably could have replaced these actors and delivered a more powerful performance. jim varney at least displays some comedic ability every now and then and but for the majority of the movie he just acts like a complete retard and trying to be humorous by making stupid faces and speaking in different voices. ernest goes to africa begins in africa and where an archaeologist has stolen two priceless gems from an african tribe. the gems then make their way back to the united states and where an unidentified man is seen running from several henchmen through a flea market. he hides them in a bucket of two for a dollar items and and then runs from the scene. ernest is looking for a gift to buy for rene and a waitress he likes and so he goes to the flea market and of course buys the priceless gems. he later takes them back to his house and paints them and and glues them together to make a yo yo. he gives the yo yo to rene and she explains that they can never be together because he is just an average shmoe and and she wants a man of adventure. rene and ernest are tracked down by the henchmen and and are then brought to africa to be kept as prisoners. most of the movie really doesn not make sense. once ernest is in africa and he falls out of the truck that they are carrying him in and lands in a river. in the next scene and we see him as a hindu servant named hey you. his skin is dark and he is wearing a loin cloth. at first and i thought jim varney was playing another role in the film in addition to ernest and but i immediately recognized ernest idiocy once hey you began to speak. another scene that sticks out in my mind as being completely ridiculous is the car chase scene in the african wilderness. rene and ernest have taken an ostrich farmer truck and are being chased by the henchmen. driving at about twenty miles per hour on a fairly straight road and both henchmen are shooting at ernest and who is in the back of the ostrich farmer truck. ernest and on the other hand and is throwing ostrich eggs at the henchmen and their driver. the henchmen never hit ernest once during the five minute chase and but ernest is able to fend them off by hitting them and their driver in the face and making their car swerve off the road and explode in a giant column of smoke. i should also add that ernest is slingshotting the eggs and two at a time and from a large bra. the set design is also incredibly poor in this movie. there is a large portion of the film in which rene and ernest are walking in africa and trying to find civilization. during their hike and we see them walking through fields and jungles and which probably could have been shot anywhere in the united states. the fields are simply plain grassy fields and with no indication whatsoever of being anywhere near africa (they could have at least digitally added some african trees in the background) and and the jungles look like the woods of rural connecticut with papier mâchè skulls and vines and and thorns hanging from trees. according to imdb. com and the film was actually shot in south africa and but i still do not believe that at all. the movie goes on and on and ernest joke after ernest joke. the rest of the movie doesn not really make any sense either while the african tribesmen all speak english for some reason and and ernest is later challenged to a battle of truth by the lead henchman and who is suddenly dressed in an outfit that resembles that of a ninja and yet also somewhat resembles that of a bondage submissive. the henchman has a table of axes and swords and knives and and maces before him and while ernest has a table with a sandwich and a teddy bear and and a few other worthless items. however and ernest wins the battle and somehow ends up saving the day. overall and this movie is painful to watch. i couldn not handle it in one sitting while i had to stop halfway through and do something productive for a few hours to compensate for the brain cells lost while trying to appreciate varney humor. they should really put a surgeon general warning on the box to let people know that they will in fact be slightly more retarded upon finishing this movie. i would have to say that out of all the movies i have ever seen and none comes close to being as pitiable as ernest goes to africa. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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