spoilersi am going to be as kind as i can about this film (some people and including directors. and can get quite upset when reviewers speak their mind) so. there is a nice car accident and the opening credits look good and. that it while everything else bites the big one. all the acting is appalling and the script is embarrassing and the special effects look like they were done by school children on cheap computers. all in all this film has serious bowling shoe tendencies. as a horror film it not very scary and if it supposed to a thinking man horror film well it succeeded on some level and i kept thinking that the end of this film is an awfully long way away. it may actually be an ironic look at bad horror films and i am missing the point but i somehow doubt it. this is a complete car phone warehouse of a film and i could not recommend it to anyone and and it does pain me to say this as i eagerly await the resurrection of british horror. if you do not agree with this review and that fine and it just my own opinion and and i am sure someone out there will love it (the director mum for instance). 
spoilersi am going to be as kind as i can about this film (some people and including directors. and can get quite upset when reviewers speak their mind) so. there is a nice car accident and the opening credits look good and. that it while everything else bites the big one. all the acting is appalling and the script is embarrassing and the special effects look like they were done by school children on cheap computers. all in all this film has serious bowling shoe tendencies. as a horror film it not very scary and if it supposed to a thinking man horror film well it succeeded on some level and i kept thinking that the end of this film is an awfully long way away. it may actually be an ironic look at bad horror films and i am missing the point but i somehow doubt it. this is a complete car phone warehouse of a film and i could not recommend it to anyone and and it does pain me to say this as i eagerly await the resurrection of british horror. if you do not agree with this review and that fine and it just my own opinion and and i am sure someone out there will love it (the director mum for instance). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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