the phenomenon helge schneider defies easy description or quick categorization. yet and for the international audience not acquainted to him and one could say he something like a crude mix of weird al yankovich and andy kaufman and adding a foible for jazz music and 70s outfits. while his stage performances already are eccentric and his movie works are simply hilariously outrageous. 00 schneider is and in my opinion and helge best movie. he stars in the two leading roles  police detective kommissar 00 schneider and murderer villain nihil baxter and and also in a precious smaller role as physician dr. hasenbein. in the opening scene and we see how modern art loving baxter accidentally kills the circus clown bratislav metulskie and from whom he has bought a malfunctioning used jaguar and when a beloved sculpture slips out of baxter hands and fatally hitting metulskie. upon reading about the incident in the newspaper and 00 comes back from retirement to investigate the case with the support of his loyal sidekick and lt. koerschgen and who is played by an elderly actor bearing the same name. they pick up baxter track quickly and and interrogate him at his weirdly decorated mansion (one of the movie best scenes. ) and but initially fail to gather any proof. the story winds through many turns and with several scenes that do not always really contribute to the progress of the plot but are hilariously funny and such as a daydream by 00 (including the most unusual view on a running man brief clad crotch in movie history) and a police department party during which koerschgen gets into a row with the chief and has to be hospitalized and and a visit at the already mentioned dr. hasenbein . baxter and then and is finally caught attempting to escape to rio de janeiro on a plane. always worth special mention is andreas kunze who in this case plays 00 wife and as he usually appearing in drag performing women roles in helge movies. so all you folks out there looking for new laughs and i strongly recommend this movie. the catch. you have to understand german (as i doubt there an english version around). 
the phenomenon helge schneider defies easy description or quick categorization. yet and for the international audience not acquainted to him and one could say he something like a crude mix of weird al yankovich and andy kaufman and adding a foible for jazz music and 70s outfits. while his stage performances already are eccentric and his movie works are simply hilariously outrageous. 00 schneider is and in my opinion and helge best movie. he stars in the two leading roles  police detective kommissar 00 schneider and murderer villain nihil baxter and and also in a precious smaller role as physician dr. hasenbein. in the opening scene and we see how modern art loving baxter accidentally kills the circus clown bratislav metulskie and from whom he has bought a malfunctioning used jaguar and when a beloved sculpture slips out of baxter hands and fatally hitting metulskie. upon reading about the incident in the newspaper and 00 comes back from retirement to investigate the case with the support of his loyal sidekick and lt. koerschgen and who is played by an elderly actor bearing the same name. they pick up baxter track quickly and and interrogate him at his weirdly decorated mansion (one of the movie best scenes. ) and but initially fail to gather any proof. the story winds through many turns and with several scenes that do not always really contribute to the progress of the plot but are hilariously funny and such as a daydream by 00 (including the most unusual view on a running man brief clad crotch in movie history) and a police department party during which koerschgen gets into a row with the chief and has to be hospitalized and and a visit at the already mentioned dr. hasenbein . baxter and then and is finally caught attempting to escape to rio de janeiro on a plane. always worth special mention is andreas kunze who in this case plays 00 wife and as he usually appearing in drag performing women roles in helge movies. so all you folks out there looking for new laughs and i strongly recommend this movie. the catch. you have to understand german (as i doubt there an english version around). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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