yes. they finally got it down to perfection. what a great idea and a refreshing exploitation epic for generation x and whether they know it or not. after disasters like sgt. kabukiman nypd and and getting screwed by blockbuster and our hero and lloyd kaufman just decided to go for it and stop catering to distributors and and let troma be all the troma it can be. lloyd would make this one the most unapologetic and outlandish and downright hilarious troma movie yet. this time and lloyd takes shakespeare love story and turns it inside out and tromatizes it and and adds that long and lost and entertainment value it was always lacking. entertainment value and such as lemmy kilmister (the narrator) and debbie rochon (the cook) and joe fleishaker (the fat guy) and and of course and brutal mutilations and toilet humor. tromeo and juliet is the definitive edition of a rather lackluster story and and the crown jewel of the troma universe. years ago and in tromaville and n. j. business partners and monty que and cap capulet start a film company called silky films and which would produce supposedly tasteful and soft core films. monty considers cap his friend and but cap is out to screw the poor sucker out of his share of the company. on paper and and in books and it appears that monty gave away his life work for free. fast forward to mid 90 manhattan and we have two families who are extremely displeased with one another and it to the point that theyre just looking for a reason to take a limb and or preferably and a life. monty has a son and tromeo and nephew and benny and they and with their friend and murray martini and who just a little too excited about all the carnage and wage war on the incestuous capulets and except monty and he too drunk to care. like in the original and there is a confusing situation and leading to tromeo falling for cap daughter and who he has never met and or never even knew about. unfortunately and cap is a sadistic pervert and who and not unlike tromeo dad and has a thing for the bottle and and this would of course and lead to daddy little chenshaw melon being physically and and emotionally abused and and molested and and kept in a plexiglas cage and off and on and depending on how foul of a mood cap is in. cap is also forcing his vegetarian daughter to marry london arbuckle and a billionaire butcher and who and would make just about anyone uneasy and with or without the raisin loaf. with all these inconveniences and the young lovers feel that eloping would be the best decision and but how will this effect the big feud. it might and or might not and go a little something like the original and but figuring out how this one ends up is just simply not going to happen and you will never see it coming. the one with leo is downright sleep inducing compared to tromeo and juliet and but if watered down and over directed and big budget and hollywood and garbage is what you have been programmed to go for and then by all means and go for it and but if youre in the mood for something a little more colorful and something that really packs a punch and and doesn not follow the normal movie pattern and and if you happen to have a rather abnormal sense of humor and then you just might not hate this movie. tromeo and juliet gives the finger to all that is mainstream. full blast exploitation with as much mean spirited humor as anything from a young john waters. along with some badass acting and tromeo and juliet flaunts a thunderous score which includes the legendary motorhead and and not to mention and much input from james gunn and that really brought this one together. for more awesomeness from james gunn and check out lollilove and and for more excellence from lloyd kaufman and check out his next vision and terror firmer. tromeo and juliet is jaw droppingly priceless exploitation for the 90 brought to us by the one and and only and king of the b movies. thank  and lloyd. positive . 
yes. they finally got it down to perfection. what a great idea and a refreshing exploitation epic for generation x and whether they know it or not. after disasters like sgt. kabukiman nypd and and getting screwed by blockbuster and our hero and lloyd kaufman just decided to go for it and stop catering to distributors and and let troma be all the troma it can be. lloyd would make this one the most unapologetic and outlandish and downright hilarious troma movie yet. this time and lloyd takes shakespeare love story and turns it inside out and tromatizes it and and adds that long and lost and entertainment value it was always lacking. entertainment value and such as lemmy kilmister (the narrator) and debbie rochon (the cook) and joe fleishaker (the fat guy) and and of course and brutal mutilations and toilet humor. tromeo and juliet is the definitive edition of a rather lackluster story and and the crown jewel of the troma universe. years ago and in tromaville and n. j. business partners and monty que and cap capulet start a film company called silky films and which would produce supposedly tasteful and soft core films. monty considers cap his friend and but cap is out to screw the poor sucker out of his share of the company. on paper and and in books and it appears that monty gave away his life work for free. fast forward to mid 90 manhattan and we have two families who are extremely displeased with one another and it to the point that theyre just looking for a reason to take a limb and or preferably and a life. monty has a son and tromeo and nephew and benny and they and with their friend and murray martini and who just a little too excited about all the carnage and wage war on the incestuous capulets and except monty and he too drunk to care. like in the original and there is a confusing situation and leading to tromeo falling for cap daughter and who he has never met and or never even knew about. unfortunately and cap is a sadistic pervert and who and not unlike tromeo dad and has a thing for the bottle and and this would of course and lead to daddy little chenshaw melon being physically and and emotionally abused and and molested and and kept in a plexiglas cage and off and on and depending on how foul of a mood cap is in. cap is also forcing his vegetarian daughter to marry london arbuckle and a billionaire butcher and who and would make just about anyone uneasy and with or without the raisin loaf. with all these inconveniences and the young lovers feel that eloping would be the best decision and but how will this effect the big feud. it might and or might not and go a little something like the original and but figuring out how this one ends up is just simply not going to happen and you will never see it coming. the one with leo is downright sleep inducing compared to tromeo and juliet and but if watered down and over directed and big budget and hollywood and garbage is what you have been programmed to go for and then by all means and go for it and but if youre in the mood for something a little more colorful and something that really packs a punch and and doesn not follow the normal movie pattern and and if you happen to have a rather abnormal sense of humor and then you just might not hate this movie. tromeo and juliet gives the finger to all that is mainstream. full blast exploitation with as much mean spirited humor as anything from a young john waters. along with some badass acting and tromeo and juliet flaunts a thunderous score which includes the legendary motorhead and and not to mention and much input from james gunn and that really brought this one together. for more awesomeness from james gunn and check out lollilove and and for more excellence from lloyd kaufman and check out his next vision and terror firmer. tromeo and juliet is jaw droppingly priceless exploitation for the 90 brought to us by the one and and only and king of the b movies. thank  and lloyd. positive . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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