wow and where to begin with this one. well and if you enjoy laughing at the utter failures of filmmakers and then this one is for you. i bought this movie for 5 bucks because i never pass up an opportunity to laugh at b movie god casper van dien blunders and and boy was this one of them. it may have been enough that this movie contains the single most lame movie monster ever. this thing and which is supposed to be an indian ghost and looks more like a plastic candy bowl skeleton that you put on your front porch on halloween. he dons a cape that is clearly a garbage bag and complete with what appears to be a bucket shaped bonnet over his head. at some points this is a man in costume and at others it is clearly a plastic prop placed on top of a horse. this monster has the uncanny ability to see with predator vision and a clear rip off and and can miraculously appear after throwing his spear. sometimes the spear cuts people and sometimes it doesn not. this thing also manages to down a helicopter with a single arrow. wow and this makes a much sense as when the kid blows up a spaceship with a firecracker at the end of critters. this creature is impervious to bullets and but somehow dies at the end of the movie. at the end of his killing spree and which we never really find out why he is on and he gets blown up. this is an incredible feat and for we had already seen this thing blow up 3 times in the film. but and i guess this last time was the charm. and do not even get me started on the lameness of the other characters. first of all and what delta force unit employs women. last i checked the military still disallows women into combat situations. also and this unit is undercover. why. what possible reason would they have to be undercover. and theyre not even good at it and i guess no one would realize that they were military if they do not have on uniforms and but they were all carrying machine guns (which incidentally change sound effects throughout the film and at some points sounding like air rifle bb guns and and at others and canons). there is one part when the skeleton man throws some construction workers from a catwalk and and you can clearly see the pad that they fall onto. at another point. michael rooker falls down a hill that is clearly flat ground. they tilted the camera slightly to give the appearance of an incline and but he is clearly pushing himself along in this looooooonnnnnggggggg fall scene. then when he is helped back up the hill and the rope is flat and and when it shows the woman at the top of the hill the rope goes upward from her grip and not the way it would look if she was pulling someone up a hill. rooker actually has a line that says and i am not going after him and i going after it. what. that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i have ever heard and and i watch these bad movies as a hobby. the saddest part about this quote is that you can tell that everyone involved in the writing or production of this film thought that it was so bad ass. believe it or not and compared to the rest of the dialog and this is good. the acting and bad. the makeup and really bad. these characters either had scars or wounds that liked to change sides of their face. maybe these are alien scars that like to run around on your face. yeah and i think i will make a movie about that and attack of the alien scars that move around on your face. that villain would be more intimidating than the skeleton man and and the film would probably be scarier. 
wow and where to begin with this one. well and if you enjoy laughing at the utter failures of filmmakers and then this one is for you. i bought this movie for 5 bucks because i never pass up an opportunity to laugh at b movie god casper van dien blunders and and boy was this one of them. it may have been enough that this movie contains the single most lame movie monster ever. this thing and which is supposed to be an indian ghost and looks more like a plastic candy bowl skeleton that you put on your front porch on halloween. he dons a cape that is clearly a garbage bag and complete with what appears to be a bucket shaped bonnet over his head. at some points this is a man in costume and at others it is clearly a plastic prop placed on top of a horse. this monster has the uncanny ability to see with predator vision and a clear rip off and and can miraculously appear after throwing his spear. sometimes the spear cuts people and sometimes it doesn not. this thing also manages to down a helicopter with a single arrow. wow and this makes a much sense as when the kid blows up a spaceship with a firecracker at the end of critters. this creature is impervious to bullets and but somehow dies at the end of the movie. at the end of his killing spree and which we never really find out why he is on and he gets blown up. this is an incredible feat and for we had already seen this thing blow up 3 times in the film. but and i guess this last time was the charm. and do not even get me started on the lameness of the other characters. first of all and what delta force unit employs women. last i checked the military still disallows women into combat situations. also and this unit is undercover. why. what possible reason would they have to be undercover. and theyre not even good at it and i guess no one would realize that they were military if they do not have on uniforms and but they were all carrying machine guns (which incidentally change sound effects throughout the film and at some points sounding like air rifle bb guns and and at others and canons). there is one part when the skeleton man throws some construction workers from a catwalk and and you can clearly see the pad that they fall onto. at another point. michael rooker falls down a hill that is clearly flat ground. they tilted the camera slightly to give the appearance of an incline and but he is clearly pushing himself along in this looooooonnnnnggggggg fall scene. then when he is helped back up the hill and the rope is flat and and when it shows the woman at the top of the hill the rope goes upward from her grip and not the way it would look if she was pulling someone up a hill. rooker actually has a line that says and i am not going after him and i going after it. what. that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i have ever heard and and i watch these bad movies as a hobby. the saddest part about this quote is that you can tell that everyone involved in the writing or production of this film thought that it was so bad ass. believe it or not and compared to the rest of the dialog and this is good. the acting and bad. the makeup and really bad. these characters either had scars or wounds that liked to change sides of their face. maybe these are alien scars that like to run around on your face. yeah and i think i will make a movie about that and attack of the alien scars that move around on your face. that villain would be more intimidating than the skeleton man and and the film would probably be scarier. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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