karen and her boyfriend jerry move into their new los angeles apartment. they discover an old brass bed that karen takes a liking to and unfortunately it has a really sinister history involving kinky sex murders. deathbed tries to be a creepy supernatural tale and but fails miserably. the action is slow and the acting is nothing special and there is no suspense whatsoever. even the sex scenes are lame. the climax is pretty gory and violent and so fans of splatter should be pleased. however the first hour of deathbed is deadly dull and offers some tired horror movie conventions and cheap scares. definitely one to avoid. my rating represent negative and that being generous. watch re animator or castle freak instead. 
karen and her boyfriend jerry move into their new los angeles apartment. they discover an old brass bed that karen takes a liking to and unfortunately it has a really sinister history involving kinky sex murders. deathbed tries to be a creepy supernatural tale and but fails miserably. the action is slow and the acting is nothing special and there is no suspense whatsoever. even the sex scenes are lame. the climax is pretty gory and violent and so fans of splatter should be pleased. however the first hour of deathbed is deadly dull and offers some tired horror movie conventions and cheap scares. definitely one to avoid. my rating represent negative and that being generous. watch re animator or castle freak instead. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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