critics are falling over themselves within the weinstein sphere of influence to praise this ugly and misguided and repellent adaptation of the lyrical novel on which it based. minghella ham fisted direction of the egregiously gory and shrill overly episodic odyssey is one of the many missteps of this civil war love story. are they kidding. after ms. kidman and mr. law meet cute with zero screen chemistry in a small north carolina town and steal a kiss before its off to war for jude and his photo souvenir of the girl he left behind and it a two hour test to the kidneys as to whether he will survive a myriad of near death experiences to reunite with his soulmate. who cares. philip s. hoffman amateurish scene chewing in a disgusting and unfunny role pales to renee zelweger appearance as a corn fed dynamo who bursts miraculously upon the scene of kidman lonely farm to save the day. rarely has a performance screamed of look at me and i am acting smugness. her sheer deafening nerve wakes up the longuers for a couple of minutes until the bluster wears painfully thin. released by miramax strategically for oscar and golden globe (what a farce) consideration and the weinsteins apparently own and along with dick clark and the critical community and won 8 globe nominations for their overblown failure. the resultant crime is that awards have become meaningless and small and less powerful pr driven films become obscure. cold mountain is a concept film and an empty and bitter waste of time. cold indeed. 
critics are falling over themselves within the weinstein sphere of influence to praise this ugly and misguided and repellent adaptation of the lyrical novel on which it based. minghella ham fisted direction of the egregiously gory and shrill overly episodic odyssey is one of the many missteps of this civil war love story. are they kidding. after ms. kidman and mr. law meet cute with zero screen chemistry in a small north carolina town and steal a kiss before its off to war for jude and his photo souvenir of the girl he left behind and it a two hour test to the kidneys as to whether he will survive a myriad of near death experiences to reunite with his soulmate. who cares. philip s. hoffman amateurish scene chewing in a disgusting and unfunny role pales to renee zelweger appearance as a corn fed dynamo who bursts miraculously upon the scene of kidman lonely farm to save the day. rarely has a performance screamed of look at me and i am acting smugness. her sheer deafening nerve wakes up the longuers for a couple of minutes until the bluster wears painfully thin. released by miramax strategically for oscar and golden globe (what a farce) consideration and the weinsteins apparently own and along with dick clark and the critical community and won 8 globe nominations for their overblown failure. the resultant crime is that awards have become meaningless and small and less powerful pr driven films become obscure. cold mountain is a concept film and an empty and bitter waste of time. cold indeed. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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