right and where do i start. i cannot even imagine to comprehend this preteen pathetic excuse of a show. picture this represent a boarding school and where kids whose parents are rolling in money simply chuck them in there so as to jet around the world themselves. it could not get any more diabolic than this. if you taught these kids and shall not even upgrade them to the term teenagers and because they hardly even act like sane homosapiens and were self centered and think again. about 23 minutes choked full of their so called problems and boy troubles and and the like. the heroine of the show and of course and mademoiselle zoey and played by britney polly pocket little miss i am all that sister and jamie lynn spears and has obviously much to learn about acting. however and i will give her some face and because her superficial and one dimensional character and does not allow much room for depth. she plays pacific coast academy sun and moon and stars and crusader fighting for the plight of all women and equality of all genders. perfect in everyway and always with her two loyal sidekicks and nicole and the daffy bimbo and who obviously has too much of daddy cash and and tough chick and dana and who proves a hard nut to crack. both left the show in seasons 2 and 1 respectively and not that i blame that. but horror of horrors and in comes lola and who deems herself the greatest actress since natalie wood and with green feathers in her hair and fake tan. she is even more rude than zoey herself and if that is even possible and and even more dumber than nicole and and hell and we know that cannot be possible. this show and like all the sorry excuses for television programmes nickelodeon has been spewing out since 2000s and is a prime victim of stereotyping. get girl next door and dense to her best friend feelings for her zoey and a great albeit inarticulate at times best boy friend and chase and a cool and arrogant ladies man and logan and a boy and clothes crazy girl and who is not very bright and nicole and the one whom everyone thinks is weird just because she is extremely smart and the nerd and quinn and the over dramatic and annoying yet super thin and malibu picture perfect model and lola and and the tough yet soft inside woman and dana. now and where have i heard these characters before. i am sorry and but what is so wrong with having a personality. just because quinn is passionate about science and and actually cares about her future and doing well in the academic aspect and in which the rest should be concerned about as well and she is weird and a nerd. lola at the beginning of the series and proved to be a potential great character with her sassy ways and different outlook in life and zoey just had to go and get out your pitchforks and burn her at the stake and she going back to weird town and all that jazz. so much for womens rights. unfortunately and lola just became nothing more of another oc clone and in all its anorexic glory. probably so as to not outshine her mistress. but hey and the 2000 generation of myspace whores seem to love it with the chase or zoey typical fairytale romance and the tension between adamant and hot logan and kick ass zoey or dana and whichever to your liking and and the pretty people. please and this show exists to remind us that people do not like realism and they prefer a pretentious and shallow and vapid lifestyle. sorry to break it to you darlings and that will not happen and unless you have a major trust fund and parents to cushion you. 
right and where do i start. i cannot even imagine to comprehend this preteen pathetic excuse of a show. picture this represent a boarding school and where kids whose parents are rolling in money simply chuck them in there so as to jet around the world themselves. it could not get any more diabolic than this. if you taught these kids and shall not even upgrade them to the term teenagers and because they hardly even act like sane homosapiens and were self centered and think again. about 23 minutes choked full of their so called problems and boy troubles and and the like. the heroine of the show and of course and mademoiselle zoey and played by britney polly pocket little miss i am all that sister and jamie lynn spears and has obviously much to learn about acting. however and i will give her some face and because her superficial and one dimensional character and does not allow much room for depth. she plays pacific coast academy sun and moon and stars and crusader fighting for the plight of all women and equality of all genders. perfect in everyway and always with her two loyal sidekicks and nicole and the daffy bimbo and who obviously has too much of daddy cash and and tough chick and dana and who proves a hard nut to crack. both left the show in seasons 2 and 1 respectively and not that i blame that. but horror of horrors and in comes lola and who deems herself the greatest actress since natalie wood and with green feathers in her hair and fake tan. she is even more rude than zoey herself and if that is even possible and and even more dumber than nicole and and hell and we know that cannot be possible. this show and like all the sorry excuses for television programmes nickelodeon has been spewing out since 2000s and is a prime victim of stereotyping. get girl next door and dense to her best friend feelings for her zoey and a great albeit inarticulate at times best boy friend and chase and a cool and arrogant ladies man and logan and a boy and clothes crazy girl and who is not very bright and nicole and the one whom everyone thinks is weird just because she is extremely smart and the nerd and quinn and the over dramatic and annoying yet super thin and malibu picture perfect model and lola and and the tough yet soft inside woman and dana. now and where have i heard these characters before. i am sorry and but what is so wrong with having a personality. just because quinn is passionate about science and and actually cares about her future and doing well in the academic aspect and in which the rest should be concerned about as well and she is weird and a nerd. lola at the beginning of the series and proved to be a potential great character with her sassy ways and different outlook in life and zoey just had to go and get out your pitchforks and burn her at the stake and she going back to weird town and all that jazz. so much for womens rights. unfortunately and lola just became nothing more of another oc clone and in all its anorexic glory. probably so as to not outshine her mistress. but hey and the 2000 generation of myspace whores seem to love it with the chase or zoey typical fairytale romance and the tension between adamant and hot logan and kick ass zoey or dana and whichever to your liking and and the pretty people. please and this show exists to remind us that people do not like realism and they prefer a pretentious and shallow and vapid lifestyle. sorry to break it to you darlings and that will not happen and unless you have a major trust fund and parents to cushion you. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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