never has the words hidden gem been so accurate. bad movie lovers might search all over for the next hidden obscurity and sometimes coming up short with stuff like weasels rip my flesh and but other times and luck will prevail and you might end up with something like death bed and then hopefully realizing it not a bad movie at all and it just has a bad title and and not even a bad title and but a humorous one that might throw you off and but somehow death bed still fits into the bad category. with a vibe that somber and empty and death bed is a true masterpiece of low budget horror and reserved only for those fortunate enough to appreciate such a dark shadow of a vision. death bed involves an incoherent and yet intriguing relationship between a demon in the bed and the sympathetic ghost trapped in the portrait and who only wishes he could spare someone from the awful fate of being devoured by the yellow suds. although not all that scary and considering it about a killer bed and death bed possesses the qualities that make for successful horror. a dark and desolate vibe and confusion and an eerie and subtle score and that dream quality that this masterpiece almost flaunts. such a quality and or vibe usually seems unintentional. not only is it intentional and but from what i have read and death bed is based on an actual dream and george barry and the director and successfully transferred dream to film and only a genius could accomplish such a task. old mansions make for good quality horror and as do portraits and not sure what to make of the killer bed with its killer yellow liquid and quite a bizarre dream and indeed. also and this isn not quite the brand of b horror i was expecting and considering the title and all. before viewing this gothic gem i expected something more like class reunion massacre and now thats a bad movie and if you have seen it and you know what i am saying. after considering all of the above and i feel like death bed deserves only eight stars and but since it stayed so obscure for so long we will say the bed that eats deserves nine. 
never has the words hidden gem been so accurate. bad movie lovers might search all over for the next hidden obscurity and sometimes coming up short with stuff like weasels rip my flesh and but other times and luck will prevail and you might end up with something like death bed and then hopefully realizing it not a bad movie at all and it just has a bad title and and not even a bad title and but a humorous one that might throw you off and but somehow death bed still fits into the bad category. with a vibe that somber and empty and death bed is a true masterpiece of low budget horror and reserved only for those fortunate enough to appreciate such a dark shadow of a vision. death bed involves an incoherent and yet intriguing relationship between a demon in the bed and the sympathetic ghost trapped in the portrait and who only wishes he could spare someone from the awful fate of being devoured by the yellow suds. although not all that scary and considering it about a killer bed and death bed possesses the qualities that make for successful horror. a dark and desolate vibe and confusion and an eerie and subtle score and that dream quality that this masterpiece almost flaunts. such a quality and or vibe usually seems unintentional. not only is it intentional and but from what i have read and death bed is based on an actual dream and george barry and the director and successfully transferred dream to film and only a genius could accomplish such a task. old mansions make for good quality horror and as do portraits and not sure what to make of the killer bed with its killer yellow liquid and quite a bizarre dream and indeed. also and this isn not quite the brand of b horror i was expecting and considering the title and all. before viewing this gothic gem i expected something more like class reunion massacre and now thats a bad movie and if you have seen it and you know what i am saying. after considering all of the above and i feel like death bed deserves only eight stars and but since it stayed so obscure for so long we will say the bed that eats deserves nine. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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