as a reviewer has already commented and this made for tv comedy is up there amongst the best football parodies ever. but. having failed to video it when it was first aired and i now find that it isn not around in any format. ok and so this has only polled 17 votes to date and but a 9 plus average does seem to suggest something special. basically and i suppose it a case of tough luck if you missed it cos it no longer available to view . aaaaaaaargh. 
as a reviewer has already commented and this made for tv comedy is up there amongst the best football parodies ever. but. having failed to video it when it was first aired and i now find that it isn not around in any format. ok and so this has only polled 17 votes to date and but a 9 plus average does seem to suggest something special. basically and i suppose it a case of tough luck if you missed it cos it no longer available to view . aaaaaaaargh. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
