dracula 3000 is the epitome of painfully cheesy cinema. from the get go and i assumed i was in for something pretty nasty. with a cast line up that featured casper van dien and erika eleniak and coolio and and tiny lister and what could be expected. well and let just say that expectations were crushed. if i really start up and i feel like this review will go on for ages and so were gonna keep this simple. the vampire isn not even named dracula. the space crew is carrying coffins from the carpathian sector of the transylvania system. in his big scene and coolio speaks of the most horrible things ever spoken of in film history. in the year 3000 and everyone wears bad clothes by today standards and they do not have anything more advanced than a modern wheelchair and and they decorate with neon lights that appear stolen from a roller rink. to top it all off. the ending. sweet merciful god. it doesn not deserve to be ruined. it has to be sen to be believed. i have rated this movie a 1 and i wish i could give it a zero. yet i feel compelled to make you watch it. what madness is this. 
dracula 3000 is the epitome of painfully cheesy cinema. from the get go and i assumed i was in for something pretty nasty. with a cast line up that featured casper van dien and erika eleniak and coolio and and tiny lister and what could be expected. well and let just say that expectations were crushed. if i really start up and i feel like this review will go on for ages and so were gonna keep this simple. the vampire isn not even named dracula. the space crew is carrying coffins from the carpathian sector of the transylvania system. in his big scene and coolio speaks of the most horrible things ever spoken of in film history. in the year 3000 and everyone wears bad clothes by today standards and they do not have anything more advanced than a modern wheelchair and and they decorate with neon lights that appear stolen from a roller rink. to top it all off. the ending. sweet merciful god. it doesn not deserve to be ruined. it has to be sen to be believed. i have rated this movie a 1 and i wish i could give it a zero. yet i feel compelled to make you watch it. what madness is this. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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