this movie is total dumbness incarnate. yet and i have seen this movie several times already and plan to watch several more times because and despite its sheer dumbness and it very entertaining. and it has one of my favorite hokey movie actors and casper van dien and who is here in his full hokey movie glory. here and casper van dien is fully casper van dien and and ya gotta love him for it. if he hadn not been in this movie and it would have been totally unwatchable dreck and or at least far dreckier than it already is. the (cough cough) science used here makes absolutely no sense at all. no one else in the world noticed that big asteroid approaching the earth besides that small group. not even with thousands and thousands and thousands of professional and amateur astronomers constantly searching the skies for just such a thing. an asteroid that big would have made itself completely obvious to anyone who has a pair of eyes even vaguely capable of sight. and a chunk of the asteroid bounced off the atmosphere and no one even noticed it. a rock that big hitting the atmosphere would have caused enormous shockwaves that would have in turned caused an enormous amount of damage to the planet surface. surely and someone would have noticed such a thing. bwahahaha. the science used in this movie is so completely ridiculous and that and somehow it works for making this movie as entertaining as it is. one thing i noticed is that despite the uber heat and all the characters weren not dripping with sweat and their clothes completely soaked with it. at the most and the characters looked like they had been lightly spritzed on occasion by someone off camera with a water bottle to give a sweat sheen. authenticity was not a goal that this movie assiduously and constantly strived for. which and in a weird and hilarious sort of way and gives this movie its entertainment charm. is this movie actually worth watching. definitely. assuming and of course and you have absolutely no expectations of anything that even remotely approaches reality. and and it your desire to wallow and luxuriate in total hokeyness at the moment. 
this movie is total dumbness incarnate. yet and i have seen this movie several times already and plan to watch several more times because and despite its sheer dumbness and it very entertaining. and it has one of my favorite hokey movie actors and casper van dien and who is here in his full hokey movie glory. here and casper van dien is fully casper van dien and and ya gotta love him for it. if he hadn not been in this movie and it would have been totally unwatchable dreck and or at least far dreckier than it already is. the (cough cough) science used here makes absolutely no sense at all. no one else in the world noticed that big asteroid approaching the earth besides that small group. not even with thousands and thousands and thousands of professional and amateur astronomers constantly searching the skies for just such a thing. an asteroid that big would have made itself completely obvious to anyone who has a pair of eyes even vaguely capable of sight. and a chunk of the asteroid bounced off the atmosphere and no one even noticed it. a rock that big hitting the atmosphere would have caused enormous shockwaves that would have in turned caused an enormous amount of damage to the planet surface. surely and someone would have noticed such a thing. bwahahaha. the science used in this movie is so completely ridiculous and that and somehow it works for making this movie as entertaining as it is. one thing i noticed is that despite the uber heat and all the characters weren not dripping with sweat and their clothes completely soaked with it. at the most and the characters looked like they had been lightly spritzed on occasion by someone off camera with a water bottle to give a sweat sheen. authenticity was not a goal that this movie assiduously and constantly strived for. which and in a weird and hilarious sort of way and gives this movie its entertainment charm. is this movie actually worth watching. definitely. assuming and of course and you have absolutely no expectations of anything that even remotely approaches reality. and and it your desire to wallow and luxuriate in total hokeyness at the moment. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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