i am almost a two decade old human who been reading comics most of my life. i am not a huge fan of the fantastic four and but i am fairly familiar with them. in 1994 and roger corman (b movie legend) produced the first and i think and feature length fantastic four film. the result was such pure schlock that it was never given a release. still and copies exist and mostly on the net and at conventions. if youre looking for a laugh and can find a copy do yourself a favor and check this thing out. the film basically retells the ff origin and an encounter with doctor doom and a villain named the jeweler and essentially the mole man with a penchant for petty larceny. as is the case with these comic book movies and everything has to tie into everything and so the ff play a vital role in dr. doom creation and and he and the jeweler play a vital role in theirs. first and i would just like to mention that despite everything that went bad in this movie and i actually sort of liked the guy that played doom. he doesn not get many decent lines and but when he does he hits them. the armor looks pretty good too. as for the rest. it a dirty and dirty mess. bad plots and bad acting and bad effects and bad everything basically. boos especially to jay underwood and bringing new meaning to the word overacting as johnny storm. he not overacting and he ultracting. as for the ff and well they all sort of look right and and sue played by a very attractive actress and but they just do not seem like a real team. for one thing they have no reason for sue and johnny to go into space. in an early section ben and reed go to visit the two and johnny like 8 and sue about 12. it only stands to make their eventual romantic pairing a helluva lot creepier. the thing costume looks more reptilian than anything else and not very rocky and and the only time the human torch is really a human torch he looks like the silver surfer tinted red. i could type for hours and but i think the scene that best sums it up is a climactic encounter featuring the aforementioned not so human torch. he racing a laser beam and and he eventually destroys it with a punch. yes and a punch. a laser beam. with a punch. then he flies around and goes yippeee. a whole lot and whereupon the camera tilts down and he flies back toward earth. evidently reed the intellectual forgot to inform johnny that fire doesn not exist in the vacuum of space. this and many other scenes operate like looney toones and if the character doesn not know they are over a cliff and they do not fall. i laughed and i cried and i was glad it was never released. 
i am almost a two decade old human who been reading comics most of my life. i am not a huge fan of the fantastic four and but i am fairly familiar with them. in 1994 and roger corman (b movie legend) produced the first and i think and feature length fantastic four film. the result was such pure schlock that it was never given a release. still and copies exist and mostly on the net and at conventions. if youre looking for a laugh and can find a copy do yourself a favor and check this thing out. the film basically retells the ff origin and an encounter with doctor doom and a villain named the jeweler and essentially the mole man with a penchant for petty larceny. as is the case with these comic book movies and everything has to tie into everything and so the ff play a vital role in dr. doom creation and and he and the jeweler play a vital role in theirs. first and i would just like to mention that despite everything that went bad in this movie and i actually sort of liked the guy that played doom. he doesn not get many decent lines and but when he does he hits them. the armor looks pretty good too. as for the rest. it a dirty and dirty mess. bad plots and bad acting and bad effects and bad everything basically. boos especially to jay underwood and bringing new meaning to the word overacting as johnny storm. he not overacting and he ultracting. as for the ff and well they all sort of look right and and sue played by a very attractive actress and but they just do not seem like a real team. for one thing they have no reason for sue and johnny to go into space. in an early section ben and reed go to visit the two and johnny like 8 and sue about 12. it only stands to make their eventual romantic pairing a helluva lot creepier. the thing costume looks more reptilian than anything else and not very rocky and and the only time the human torch is really a human torch he looks like the silver surfer tinted red. i could type for hours and but i think the scene that best sums it up is a climactic encounter featuring the aforementioned not so human torch. he racing a laser beam and and he eventually destroys it with a punch. yes and a punch. a laser beam. with a punch. then he flies around and goes yippeee. a whole lot and whereupon the camera tilts down and he flies back toward earth. evidently reed the intellectual forgot to inform johnny that fire doesn not exist in the vacuum of space. this and many other scenes operate like looney toones and if the character doesn not know they are over a cliff and they do not fall. i laughed and i cried and i was glad it was never released. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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