i have seen many movies over the years and i am a big fan of comedies. but this so called comedy almost reduced me to tears. it is without a doubt the worst movie i have ever witnessed and the worst. i remember hearing about this movie from a friend and and decided to view it. if i could i could turn back time and i would. i will regret for as long as i live and the time i wasted watching this rubbish. the storyline is so insane while it just makes no sense at all and leaves you confused. there is a scottish mob and a german headhunter who are after pestario pest vargas (john leguizamo) and the scottish mob after $50 and 000 dollars and the germans after his head. in trying to escape the pest and takes the form of many disguises. but in doing this we witness some of the most annoying and worst and mind numbing acting and dialogue and sounds in cinema history. this movie annoyed me so much while by the end i was full of aggression. i was so angry that i had wasted so much time watching a movie that would surely drive depressed people to almost certain suicide. i mean how can there be hope when a movie like this can be given permission to be made. i know people have their own opinions and but the most shocking thing about the pest is that people actually like it. why. what is funny about a man that is annoying from the very first second to the last. a man who cannot act. who has an annoying voice and confusing face. i sat through it thinking the movie would get better and surely it would. it did not. usually and you want the good guy to survive and but i wanted the germans or the scottish mob to find and kill the pest and anything to put me out of my misery. there is nothing funny and interesting or normal that happens in this movie and its just plain annoying and confusing. the jokes are dead even before they are told. i feel sorry for the cameramen who have no say in how the movie is made and but actually have to film this drivel. i do not be surprised if they are receiving counselling. if you want to remain sane and part of society and my advice is to never watch this movie. i would rather lock myself in my room for 5 weeks and go without food and water than watch this movie again. i do not think i will ever hate anything more than this. 
i have seen many movies over the years and i am a big fan of comedies. but this so called comedy almost reduced me to tears. it is without a doubt the worst movie i have ever witnessed and the worst. i remember hearing about this movie from a friend and and decided to view it. if i could i could turn back time and i would. i will regret for as long as i live and the time i wasted watching this rubbish. the storyline is so insane while it just makes no sense at all and leaves you confused. there is a scottish mob and a german headhunter who are after pestario pest vargas (john leguizamo) and the scottish mob after $50 and 000 dollars and the germans after his head. in trying to escape the pest and takes the form of many disguises. but in doing this we witness some of the most annoying and worst and mind numbing acting and dialogue and sounds in cinema history. this movie annoyed me so much while by the end i was full of aggression. i was so angry that i had wasted so much time watching a movie that would surely drive depressed people to almost certain suicide. i mean how can there be hope when a movie like this can be given permission to be made. i know people have their own opinions and but the most shocking thing about the pest is that people actually like it. why. what is funny about a man that is annoying from the very first second to the last. a man who cannot act. who has an annoying voice and confusing face. i sat through it thinking the movie would get better and surely it would. it did not. usually and you want the good guy to survive and but i wanted the germans or the scottish mob to find and kill the pest and anything to put me out of my misery. there is nothing funny and interesting or normal that happens in this movie and its just plain annoying and confusing. the jokes are dead even before they are told. i feel sorry for the cameramen who have no say in how the movie is made and but actually have to film this drivel. i do not be surprised if they are receiving counselling. if you want to remain sane and part of society and my advice is to never watch this movie. i would rather lock myself in my room for 5 weeks and go without food and water than watch this movie again. i do not think i will ever hate anything more than this. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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