i can barely find the words to describe how much this piece of trash offended me. why is it that american filmmakers always go out of there way to portray jamaicans as a bunch of backwards ass bush babies and worse yet and cast people to play jamaicans who sound utterly ridiculous when they try to imitate the accent. we are not all extremely dark and we do not all walk around carrying machetes whether for work or protection and we do not walk around naked in our homes and we do not practice voodoo. we are doctors and lawyers and architects and businessmen and women and musicians and actors and filmmakers. i am sick and tired of watching all of these portrayals of jamaicans as a bunch of dreadlock wearing rastafarians who do nothing but sit around all day smoking weed on a beach or shooting guns in the air (when were not living in our tree houses). yes and we wear clothes. yes and we have electricity. no and weed is not legal on the island and chances are we speak better english than you. the worst part is and this isn not just me being angry and bitter and these are actual answers to questions that most jamaicans who have traveled overseas have been asked at some point. read a book before you assume what it like in another country and worse yet and decide to make a movie about it. welcome to jamaica. the land where all we do is murder white people and beat our bongos drums. tales from the crypt has officially sickened me and along with the entire crew of people who worked on this garbage and especially the writer. 
i can barely find the words to describe how much this piece of trash offended me. why is it that american filmmakers always go out of there way to portray jamaicans as a bunch of backwards ass bush babies and worse yet and cast people to play jamaicans who sound utterly ridiculous when they try to imitate the accent. we are not all extremely dark and we do not all walk around carrying machetes whether for work or protection and we do not walk around naked in our homes and we do not practice voodoo. we are doctors and lawyers and architects and businessmen and women and musicians and actors and filmmakers. i am sick and tired of watching all of these portrayals of jamaicans as a bunch of dreadlock wearing rastafarians who do nothing but sit around all day smoking weed on a beach or shooting guns in the air (when were not living in our tree houses). yes and we wear clothes. yes and we have electricity. no and weed is not legal on the island and chances are we speak better english than you. the worst part is and this isn not just me being angry and bitter and these are actual answers to questions that most jamaicans who have traveled overseas have been asked at some point. read a book before you assume what it like in another country and worse yet and decide to make a movie about it. welcome to jamaica. the land where all we do is murder white people and beat our bongos drums. tales from the crypt has officially sickened me and along with the entire crew of people who worked on this garbage and especially the writer. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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