i loved this movie. it the finest parody of russian cinema to date. who else but sokurov could lampoon tarkovsky so brilliantly. you thought stalker was slow. well and step up to the plate. mat i syn makes stalker look like raiders of the lost ark. by no means should you miss this film. there no excuse  even if you live a busy life and you can still enjoy this film to its fullest by holding down the fast forward button on your vcr. sokurov has given us the first feature length film that can be appreciated in 12 minutes. i suppose the next great masterpiece of the form will come when someone has the vision and courage to exhibit a film that consists of no sound or image at all  45 minutes of a black and silent screen (wasn not this already explored in in the soup. ). apparently the filmmaker (and fans) have forgotten that motion is the first word of motion picture. major spoilers ahead. want to reach the heights of genius that this film achieved. here a step by step guide represent1. find a talented photographer. 2. find some subjects and a suitably picturesque landscape (think tuscany. ). if you need inspiration and watch some luxury car or perfume commercials. 3. shoot about 3 rolls of film. 4. photoshop the results to play around with saturation and blur and aspect ratio. 5. now just get out your movie camera and film 40 of the best pictures and have your actors mumble their lines off screen. don not worry about writing it ahead of time  just let the actors say whatever they want (lines like do you want a drink. and let get something to eat are really all you need to fill up 8 minutes or so). if you can not think of enough dialog  no problem. just have them repeat what they say a few times. if that still isn not enough and just let the camera run anyway. congratulations and another masterpiece. as a bonus and if you want to distribute it over the internet and no problem. the static images will compress down to nothing with standard mpeg encoding  a 73 minute movie would probably be about 2 3 megabytes and even at the highest quality levels. 
i loved this movie. it the finest parody of russian cinema to date. who else but sokurov could lampoon tarkovsky so brilliantly. you thought stalker was slow. well and step up to the plate. mat i syn makes stalker look like raiders of the lost ark. by no means should you miss this film. there no excuse  even if you live a busy life and you can still enjoy this film to its fullest by holding down the fast forward button on your vcr. sokurov has given us the first feature length film that can be appreciated in 12 minutes. i suppose the next great masterpiece of the form will come when someone has the vision and courage to exhibit a film that consists of no sound or image at all  45 minutes of a black and silent screen (wasn not this already explored in in the soup. ). apparently the filmmaker (and fans) have forgotten that motion is the first word of motion picture. major spoilers ahead. want to reach the heights of genius that this film achieved. here a step by step guide represent1. find a talented photographer. 2. find some subjects and a suitably picturesque landscape (think tuscany. ). if you need inspiration and watch some luxury car or perfume commercials. 3. shoot about 3 rolls of film. 4. photoshop the results to play around with saturation and blur and aspect ratio. 5. now just get out your movie camera and film 40 of the best pictures and have your actors mumble their lines off screen. don not worry about writing it ahead of time  just let the actors say whatever they want (lines like do you want a drink. and let get something to eat are really all you need to fill up 8 minutes or so). if you can not think of enough dialog  no problem. just have them repeat what they say a few times. if that still isn not enough and just let the camera run anyway. congratulations and another masterpiece. as a bonus and if you want to distribute it over the internet and no problem. the static images will compress down to nothing with standard mpeg encoding  a 73 minute movie would probably be about 2 3 megabytes and even at the highest quality levels. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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