okay and i guess i am pretty much a fan of spindled and mutilated and and destroyed stephen king stories (when they reach the screen) as any of us sad masochists out here. i know full well that most of them are done poorly. i expect it. i plan on it. i humbly allow for it. but and this time. geeeeeeeeeeeeez. okay and so i think i saw this thing a number of years ago. and fine. i thought i remembered that it was pretty good. wrong. like i am saying (granted in a wordy and annoying and roundabout way represent ) i really wasn not trying to be snobby or expect much and but what was this thing and a mini series. i have only one thing to say represent d. r. a. w. n o. u. t how can you possibly justify dragging the thing out minute by minute and scene by scene of friggin endless and completely meaningless and and mind numbingly slow dialog. i mean every bldy scene is two people discussing how they feel and back and forth and d. r. a. g i. t bldy well o. u. t after about an hour and a half and which i think is about half of the running time (i do not check and sorry represent ) i finally got totally fed up. after an hour and a half what had happened other than the original accident. they were running away while the shop guy was killing eye doctors and news photographers and and lots and lots and lots of meandering dialog. i am sorry and i promise that it is not that i have to have non stop mindless action while i love lots of films where not much happens and but in them at least when they do talk and such meaningful things are being said and characters are being deepened and thoughts are being conveyed. something. okay and i admit that the actors in and of themselves were not too bad (except stephen king and of course represent ) i liked the shop guy and i thought both of the older people were fine. i liked the general and the main woman. it just if they could have cut out all of the hours of filler and that all i am saying. i mean and it supposed to be a sci fi thriller and sort of. and right. you know what really took the prize when the shop guy was needlessly making one of his many time filling telephone calls and this time he is talking to god knows who getting all emotional (for him anyway) and acting like he can not handle it. wtf. the guy has clearly been shown to be a cold blooded and efficient killer. what the hell was that about. so and just multiply that by about 500 and that is basically why i finally turned if off about half way through while it was either that or hang myself and i swear. i mean there are other king adaptations out there that are lame and but at least they move along. oh well and i guess perhaps if you maybe are into the tory itself and do not mind crawling along and have the supreme and divine patience to wait until the end and it might be worthwhile. but and i sincerely and humbly doubt it. i do not write these things very often and but this time i just had to or i do not be able to sleep at night (like i did during the show. represent ). 
okay and i guess i am pretty much a fan of spindled and mutilated and and destroyed stephen king stories (when they reach the screen) as any of us sad masochists out here. i know full well that most of them are done poorly. i expect it. i plan on it. i humbly allow for it. but and this time. geeeeeeeeeeeeez. okay and so i think i saw this thing a number of years ago. and fine. i thought i remembered that it was pretty good. wrong. like i am saying (granted in a wordy and annoying and roundabout way represent ) i really wasn not trying to be snobby or expect much and but what was this thing and a mini series. i have only one thing to say represent d. r. a. w. n o. u. t how can you possibly justify dragging the thing out minute by minute and scene by scene of friggin endless and completely meaningless and and mind numbingly slow dialog. i mean every bldy scene is two people discussing how they feel and back and forth and d. r. a. g i. t bldy well o. u. t after about an hour and a half and which i think is about half of the running time (i do not check and sorry represent ) i finally got totally fed up. after an hour and a half what had happened other than the original accident. they were running away while the shop guy was killing eye doctors and news photographers and and lots and lots and lots of meandering dialog. i am sorry and i promise that it is not that i have to have non stop mindless action while i love lots of films where not much happens and but in them at least when they do talk and such meaningful things are being said and characters are being deepened and thoughts are being conveyed. something. okay and i admit that the actors in and of themselves were not too bad (except stephen king and of course represent ) i liked the shop guy and i thought both of the older people were fine. i liked the general and the main woman. it just if they could have cut out all of the hours of filler and that all i am saying. i mean and it supposed to be a sci fi thriller and sort of. and right. you know what really took the prize when the shop guy was needlessly making one of his many time filling telephone calls and this time he is talking to god knows who getting all emotional (for him anyway) and acting like he can not handle it. wtf. the guy has clearly been shown to be a cold blooded and efficient killer. what the hell was that about. so and just multiply that by about 500 and that is basically why i finally turned if off about half way through while it was either that or hang myself and i swear. i mean there are other king adaptations out there that are lame and but at least they move along. oh well and i guess perhaps if you maybe are into the tory itself and do not mind crawling along and have the supreme and divine patience to wait until the end and it might be worthwhile. but and i sincerely and humbly doubt it. i do not write these things very often and but this time i just had to or i do not be able to sleep at night (like i did during the show. represent ). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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