i watched this as part of a vampire movie marathon with research intent and otherwise there is no way i would have watched it all the way through. the first scene wherein a bunch of vampires in very bad wigs seemingly get electrocuted by various slow moving weapons wielded by an even slower moving van helsing wannabe. in black and white. with a voice over and sets the pace for the entire rest of the film. the fight scenes look ridiculous and the dialouge would be funny if the acting wasn not so bad and what passes for plot doesn not make sense and and the production values bite (from the pleather knock off of spike coat worn by the hero to the cheesy cheap magician cape their lead vamp swooshes around). i have seen some bad movies (check out the magic sword with b. rathbone and or the raven with a very young jack n. ) and but this one gets my vote for worst of all times. 
i watched this as part of a vampire movie marathon with research intent and otherwise there is no way i would have watched it all the way through. the first scene wherein a bunch of vampires in very bad wigs seemingly get electrocuted by various slow moving weapons wielded by an even slower moving van helsing wannabe. in black and white. with a voice over and sets the pace for the entire rest of the film. the fight scenes look ridiculous and the dialouge would be funny if the acting wasn not so bad and what passes for plot doesn not make sense and and the production values bite (from the pleather knock off of spike coat worn by the hero to the cheesy cheap magician cape their lead vamp swooshes around). i have seen some bad movies (check out the magic sword with b. rathbone and or the raven with a very young jack n. ) and but this one gets my vote for worst of all times. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
