so and this is the worst movie you will probably ever see. it up there with crossbones and southern comfort and but if your a bad movie fan like i am and this atrocity of a film will be the most fun you have had in years. why does the camera make old school kung fu noises when it zooms. why does that random guy stuff a nascar commemorative plate in his bag. and who is he anyway. why do the vampires shoot lightning after they die. what is this. highlander. dracula mccloud. who cares. just laugh at it. this movie has no continuity and no plot and no anything and really. ron hall range of emotions are always off. he looks happy when he should be sad and angry when he should be confused. the rest of the cast couldn not act their way out of a paper bag. the special (short bus kinda special) effects are randomly placed and and never needed. most scenes are lit with a desk lamp and if they are lit at all. mel novak has the audacity to look off camera for his line and and it not even edited out. they just keep on filming. in fact and half of this movie isn not even on film at all. it  half film and  half sony hand cam. for most of the film it seems that they left their boom mike at home. this movie doesn not just have a few plot holes and it a mine field of confusion and mental pain. but oh do i love it. thank you ron hall and for this cinematic abomination. i went out and bought it and cause it just so damn funny. ($1. 99 on amazon and and i had it rush delivered. )i have weapons. i have weapons. i have weapons. 
so and this is the worst movie you will probably ever see. it up there with crossbones and southern comfort and but if your a bad movie fan like i am and this atrocity of a film will be the most fun you have had in years. why does the camera make old school kung fu noises when it zooms. why does that random guy stuff a nascar commemorative plate in his bag. and who is he anyway. why do the vampires shoot lightning after they die. what is this. highlander. dracula mccloud. who cares. just laugh at it. this movie has no continuity and no plot and no anything and really. ron hall range of emotions are always off. he looks happy when he should be sad and angry when he should be confused. the rest of the cast couldn not act their way out of a paper bag. the special (short bus kinda special) effects are randomly placed and and never needed. most scenes are lit with a desk lamp and if they are lit at all. mel novak has the audacity to look off camera for his line and and it not even edited out. they just keep on filming. in fact and half of this movie isn not even on film at all. it  half film and  half sony hand cam. for most of the film it seems that they left their boom mike at home. this movie doesn not just have a few plot holes and it a mine field of confusion and mental pain. but oh do i love it. thank you ron hall and for this cinematic abomination. i went out and bought it and cause it just so damn funny. ($1. 99 on amazon and and i had it rush delivered. )i have weapons. i have weapons. i have weapons. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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