one of the worst movies i have ever seen. when i was trying to watch this i had flu and i was pretty open minded for any brainless entertainment. unfortunately this was too much. how and so many totally ungifted actors can be in one movie. this movie makes porn look like european art movie. cast just speaks out their lines without any emotions while special thanks to charlie snows (baldwin) soon to be ex wife who talks about her divorce like the rest of us talk about the weather. just horrible (and funny). with lots of booze and friends this might just make it as a background entertainment and few laughs and just like ed wood movies. the plot is a joke and soundtrack straight from some cheeky soap opera. hopefully nobody paid to see this movie. 
one of the worst movies i have ever seen. when i was trying to watch this i had flu and i was pretty open minded for any brainless entertainment. unfortunately this was too much. how and so many totally ungifted actors can be in one movie. this movie makes porn look like european art movie. cast just speaks out their lines without any emotions while special thanks to charlie snows (baldwin) soon to be ex wife who talks about her divorce like the rest of us talk about the weather. just horrible (and funny). with lots of booze and friends this might just make it as a background entertainment and few laughs and just like ed wood movies. the plot is a joke and soundtrack straight from some cheeky soap opera. hopefully nobody paid to see this movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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