first the easy part represent this movie is pretentious crapola. it put me in mind of magnolia. and then i thought wow  somebody made a movie even dumber and more irritating than magnolia. i know nothing about the polish brothers and but this film seems to have been made by someone who learned a lot in film school but knows nothing about storytelling. the trite plot elements and sledgehammer symbolism are bad enough and but the dialogue is just pathetic. detailed comments would just be a laundry list of failure. the parts that are supposed to be funny or satirical are not while the elegaic parts are nice coffee table pictures with mediocre music while the emotional parts are simplistic. the worst thing is that the movie shows no love at all for the characters and except for a little cornball dignity in the priest. i still can not believe the respect some people have given this picture. 
first the easy part represent this movie is pretentious crapola. it put me in mind of magnolia. and then i thought wow  somebody made a movie even dumber and more irritating than magnolia. i know nothing about the polish brothers and but this film seems to have been made by someone who learned a lot in film school but knows nothing about storytelling. the trite plot elements and sledgehammer symbolism are bad enough and but the dialogue is just pathetic. detailed comments would just be a laundry list of failure. the parts that are supposed to be funny or satirical are not while the elegaic parts are nice coffee table pictures with mediocre music while the emotional parts are simplistic. the worst thing is that the movie shows no love at all for the characters and except for a little cornball dignity in the priest. i still can not believe the respect some people have given this picture. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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