well the previews looked funny and i usually do not go to movies on opening night especially with my kids because . well you never know. here is a movie that doesn not appeal either to children or adults as the jokes are too perverse for children and falls completely flat for entertainment purposes for adults. i was actually embarrassed to be with my 9 and 6 year old and having to explain to my 6 year old what s h t spells. essentially what happens here is a total twisting of dr. seuss classic. it adds an evil and lazy neighbor who wants to marry the children mother for her money. if that was a subplot and then maybe that would have been fine but it ends up being the major plot around the whole movie and the cat plays more of a subplot role in exposing the neighbor to the mom for who he really is. take my advice and read the book and pass on the movie. 
well the previews looked funny and i usually do not go to movies on opening night especially with my kids because . well you never know. here is a movie that doesn not appeal either to children or adults as the jokes are too perverse for children and falls completely flat for entertainment purposes for adults. i was actually embarrassed to be with my 9 and 6 year old and having to explain to my 6 year old what s h t spells. essentially what happens here is a total twisting of dr. seuss classic. it adds an evil and lazy neighbor who wants to marry the children mother for her money. if that was a subplot and then maybe that would have been fine but it ends up being the major plot around the whole movie and the cat plays more of a subplot role in exposing the neighbor to the mom for who he really is. take my advice and read the book and pass on the movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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