what up with this movie. does mr. lyne and his writers think that a sado masochistic fling between two screwed up yuppies can carry a feature length movie. maybe if it had some comedic elements (which is doesn not and at least intentionally) and or there were some additional dramatic elements (which there are not) and or maybe if it was hardcore. no and it simply the history of the affair while a chronology of a bunch of r rated trysts. ho hum and who cares. nine ½ weeks deserves every razzie nomination it got. it a loser. and by the way and what up with roger ebert and his rave review. where was his head back in 1986. 
what up with this movie. does mr. lyne and his writers think that a sado masochistic fling between two screwed up yuppies can carry a feature length movie. maybe if it had some comedic elements (which is doesn not and at least intentionally) and or there were some additional dramatic elements (which there are not) and or maybe if it was hardcore. no and it simply the history of the affair while a chronology of a bunch of r rated trysts. ho hum and who cares. nine ½ weeks deserves every razzie nomination it got. it a loser. and by the way and what up with roger ebert and his rave review. where was his head back in 1986. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
