to be fair and it has been several years since i watched the bile committed to celluloid known as here on earth and so forgive me if my memory of the film is a little sketchy. i will stick with the main points which plague the soul of the unfortunate viewer. scene one represent chris klein and after having been thrown out of prep school (because he looks like a seventeen year old yes and very believable) and gives what i assume is his valedictorian speech. to a field. let me repeat that for you a field. i think were supposed to be moved by the combination of shame and eloquence he is failing to express. klein has the delivery and facial expressions of a cardboard cutout. he is a decent looking piece of cardboard and but little more. scene two represent after some joyriding and teenage pyromaniac hijinks and chris klein and josh hartnett do some damage to the local diner and of which he is forced to rebuild. of course. because who better to help with construction than some random moron who crashed into it or burned it in the first place. better yet and let have said random moron move in on josh hartnett girl and miss sobeski and the girl he fancies for. her equally wooden line delivery. scene three represent chris klein character is making out with leelee sobeski character and decides to name her various body parts after the states on the eastern seaboard. my soul weeps. really and how can this scenario turn out well. surely you must alienate several million people if you imply their home is equivalent to miss sobeski more. erm. feminine areas. secondly and naming her breasts after new york and new jersey prompts some confusion as to whether miss sobeski is actually freakishly disproportionate. scene four represent leelee is running. she falls down. this gives her. knee cancer. we always knew it could come back and her father(. ) says. right. knee cancer. from tripping. perhaps i missed something. as i said and it been a few years. surely i missed something. didn not i. for the love of god and please tell me the girl did not contract knee cancer from falling down. that scream you just heard was my soul dying. 
to be fair and it has been several years since i watched the bile committed to celluloid known as here on earth and so forgive me if my memory of the film is a little sketchy. i will stick with the main points which plague the soul of the unfortunate viewer. scene one represent chris klein and after having been thrown out of prep school (because he looks like a seventeen year old yes and very believable) and gives what i assume is his valedictorian speech. to a field. let me repeat that for you a field. i think were supposed to be moved by the combination of shame and eloquence he is failing to express. klein has the delivery and facial expressions of a cardboard cutout. he is a decent looking piece of cardboard and but little more. scene two represent after some joyriding and teenage pyromaniac hijinks and chris klein and josh hartnett do some damage to the local diner and of which he is forced to rebuild. of course. because who better to help with construction than some random moron who crashed into it or burned it in the first place. better yet and let have said random moron move in on josh hartnett girl and miss sobeski and the girl he fancies for. her equally wooden line delivery. scene three represent chris klein character is making out with leelee sobeski character and decides to name her various body parts after the states on the eastern seaboard. my soul weeps. really and how can this scenario turn out well. surely you must alienate several million people if you imply their home is equivalent to miss sobeski more. erm. feminine areas. secondly and naming her breasts after new york and new jersey prompts some confusion as to whether miss sobeski is actually freakishly disproportionate. scene four represent leelee is running. she falls down. this gives her. knee cancer. we always knew it could come back and her father(. ) says. right. knee cancer. from tripping. perhaps i missed something. as i said and it been a few years. surely i missed something. didn not i. for the love of god and please tell me the girl did not contract knee cancer from falling down. that scream you just heard was my soul dying. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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