why and oh why and is this trash considered a classic. i have seen higher body counts on episodes of the simpsons. virtually nothing happens in this film and much of it running time is filled with nearly unbearable melodrama straight out of a low rent soap opera. the trenton family are going through tough times and when dad is away mommy and little boy go to get the car fixed. but when they get to the ranch they discover that the guard dog has gone mad. the rest of the film is just them sitting in the car while the slobbering st. bernard circles them over and over. regarding the kid and i have never and ever seen a more annoying child in a film in my life. and obviously he completely aryan since blonde haired and blue eyed kids and such as the one prominently featured on packets of kinder chocolate and are apparently more sympathetic than people with brown eyes and dark hair and like me. all he does is cry and whine. same goes for mommy. she gets out the car and she gets in the car and she gets out the car and she gets in the car. i know this was made in 1983 but i just sick to death of horror films where the characters make stupid and illogical decisions. if mommy just used some common sense she would be able to get away from the icky dog. it very poorly written and there zero tension. if you want to see a good bad dog movie then check out john lafia man best friend. it funny and inventive and has a better dog and a higher body count and a more involving story. leave this garbage be. 
why and oh why and is this trash considered a classic. i have seen higher body counts on episodes of the simpsons. virtually nothing happens in this film and much of it running time is filled with nearly unbearable melodrama straight out of a low rent soap opera. the trenton family are going through tough times and when dad is away mommy and little boy go to get the car fixed. but when they get to the ranch they discover that the guard dog has gone mad. the rest of the film is just them sitting in the car while the slobbering st. bernard circles them over and over. regarding the kid and i have never and ever seen a more annoying child in a film in my life. and obviously he completely aryan since blonde haired and blue eyed kids and such as the one prominently featured on packets of kinder chocolate and are apparently more sympathetic than people with brown eyes and dark hair and like me. all he does is cry and whine. same goes for mommy. she gets out the car and she gets in the car and she gets out the car and she gets in the car. i know this was made in 1983 but i just sick to death of horror films where the characters make stupid and illogical decisions. if mommy just used some common sense she would be able to get away from the icky dog. it very poorly written and there zero tension. if you want to see a good bad dog movie then check out john lafia man best friend. it funny and inventive and has a better dog and a higher body count and a more involving story. leave this garbage be. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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