film critics of the world and i apologize. it is your job to give advice to the moviegoing public so that they can wisely choose what to spend money on. but i ignored your advice and i have been deeply hurt. however and my decision to see the cat in the hat wasn not made haphazardly. you see and three years ago all of you critics said that we should all avoid the calamity known as how the grinch stole christmas. then some friends of mine took me to see it and it turned out to be a colorful and funny and almost hypnotic yuletide treat. so when the critics unleashed their fury against the cat in the hat and another big budget seuss update with a big name star in the title role and i thought that it must be the same old song. how wrong i was. for five whole minutes i thought i was in the clear. the opening credits are clever and the kids are charming and the production values are top notch. then the cat showed up. there are many problems from this point on and but the biggest one was the woeful miscasting of mike myers. where the grinch was saved by the inspired casting of jim carrey and the cat was destroyed by myers. he can be very funny when his energies are applied where they belong and comic sketches. every movie he made that was truly funny was really just a feature length comedy sketch and from wayne world to austin powers. so he tries to do the same thing here and it just that these comedy sketches are more like the stuff that they stick at the end of snl and not funny and just painful. not that the writers helped him out any. after the charming prologue the movie turns into an hour of repulsive bodily humor gags and poorly timed pratfalls and insultingly stunted attempts at hip humor. this movie was the most disheartening cinematic experience i have ever had. period. so much talent and work went into something so vile. i know that the adult stars of this movie will be relatively unscathed by this mess and i just hope that the wonderful spencer breslin and dakota fanning will get more chances to show their charms in far better movies. if you are a parent and please avoid this like the plague. with movies like elf and brother bear currently in theaters and you have far better choices. 
film critics of the world and i apologize. it is your job to give advice to the moviegoing public so that they can wisely choose what to spend money on. but i ignored your advice and i have been deeply hurt. however and my decision to see the cat in the hat wasn not made haphazardly. you see and three years ago all of you critics said that we should all avoid the calamity known as how the grinch stole christmas. then some friends of mine took me to see it and it turned out to be a colorful and funny and almost hypnotic yuletide treat. so when the critics unleashed their fury against the cat in the hat and another big budget seuss update with a big name star in the title role and i thought that it must be the same old song. how wrong i was. for five whole minutes i thought i was in the clear. the opening credits are clever and the kids are charming and the production values are top notch. then the cat showed up. there are many problems from this point on and but the biggest one was the woeful miscasting of mike myers. where the grinch was saved by the inspired casting of jim carrey and the cat was destroyed by myers. he can be very funny when his energies are applied where they belong and comic sketches. every movie he made that was truly funny was really just a feature length comedy sketch and from wayne world to austin powers. so he tries to do the same thing here and it just that these comedy sketches are more like the stuff that they stick at the end of snl and not funny and just painful. not that the writers helped him out any. after the charming prologue the movie turns into an hour of repulsive bodily humor gags and poorly timed pratfalls and insultingly stunted attempts at hip humor. this movie was the most disheartening cinematic experience i have ever had. period. so much talent and work went into something so vile. i know that the adult stars of this movie will be relatively unscathed by this mess and i just hope that the wonderful spencer breslin and dakota fanning will get more chances to show their charms in far better movies. if you are a parent and please avoid this like the plague. with movies like elf and brother bear currently in theaters and you have far better choices. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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