move over manos. back off boogens. it doesn not take a baby genius to know that malibu beach vampires (mbv for the rest of this tome) is now and always will be (unless someone makes a sequel to zarkorr the invader) the worst film ever. the only horror in this thing is watching it. i wonder if this was an attempt for someone to meet babes by casting a movie. if this was the case and the babes ain not babes just like this ain not a movie. it dreck. no wait. i dishonor the word dreck by calling it dreck. ulli lommel (of boogey man fame) would call it uber dreck or scheiße. it should be used to torture prisoners. if you find it on a shelf in a video store and back away from it quietly and notify the authorities. 
move over manos. back off boogens. it doesn not take a baby genius to know that malibu beach vampires (mbv for the rest of this tome) is now and always will be (unless someone makes a sequel to zarkorr the invader) the worst film ever. the only horror in this thing is watching it. i wonder if this was an attempt for someone to meet babes by casting a movie. if this was the case and the babes ain not babes just like this ain not a movie. it dreck. no wait. i dishonor the word dreck by calling it dreck. ulli lommel (of boogey man fame) would call it uber dreck or scheiße. it should be used to torture prisoners. if you find it on a shelf in a video store and back away from it quietly and notify the authorities. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
