i gave airport 79 only two stars because it a truly lousy film. nobody who had anything to do with it deserves any praise (except for charo chihuahua and who does a pretty good job in his role. ) this is not to say that the film isn not worth watching. it helps if you have a buzz on and but this is not essential. a79 really does seem like an early version of airplane. every scene has a set up and a payoff and and the scenes blunder after one another as if they were totally disconnected. one of my favorite recurring points is that the passengers and crew and and airplane get to keep going and no matter what. youre a news reporter and a strange guy gets murdered at your house in your presence. the hit man then chases you onto your greenhouse roof. no problem. you can still catch that early morning flight to paris. no need to get the cops involved. your plane dodges one unmanned drone missile and four heat seeking missiles and and cannon fire from an unidentified phantom fighter and doing barrel rolls and an unpowered dive and and a crash net landing without thrust reversers in the process. no problem and we will have the mechanics check the oil and get you on your way in just a few hours. it truly funny. and i will admit that there a bit of the anarchist in me that comes out when the passengers pay no attention to the cabin attendants. the highlight is when the attendant tells jimmie walker he will have to put away his saxophone (god spare me from a flight seated in front of a saxophonist playing jazz. ) prior to take off. jimmie basically says and nope. later in the flight and the sax is damaged during a barrel roll and jimmie actually shows up on the next leg of the flight with yet another sax that he would not put away. this aspect of the film is just fun. (one passenger actually obeys the attendant. when charo is told she can not take her dog on the flight and she leaves the plane. naturally and this is because you can not get a good view of her ass and boobs while she seated. ) in summary and a terrible movie and but terrible enough to be a bit amusing. unfortunately and the filmmakers and cast deserve no credit whatsoever for this and as it was probably entirely unintentional. 
i gave airport 79 only two stars because it a truly lousy film. nobody who had anything to do with it deserves any praise (except for charo chihuahua and who does a pretty good job in his role. ) this is not to say that the film isn not worth watching. it helps if you have a buzz on and but this is not essential. a79 really does seem like an early version of airplane. every scene has a set up and a payoff and and the scenes blunder after one another as if they were totally disconnected. one of my favorite recurring points is that the passengers and crew and and airplane get to keep going and no matter what. youre a news reporter and a strange guy gets murdered at your house in your presence. the hit man then chases you onto your greenhouse roof. no problem. you can still catch that early morning flight to paris. no need to get the cops involved. your plane dodges one unmanned drone missile and four heat seeking missiles and and cannon fire from an unidentified phantom fighter and doing barrel rolls and an unpowered dive and and a crash net landing without thrust reversers in the process. no problem and we will have the mechanics check the oil and get you on your way in just a few hours. it truly funny. and i will admit that there a bit of the anarchist in me that comes out when the passengers pay no attention to the cabin attendants. the highlight is when the attendant tells jimmie walker he will have to put away his saxophone (god spare me from a flight seated in front of a saxophonist playing jazz. ) prior to take off. jimmie basically says and nope. later in the flight and the sax is damaged during a barrel roll and jimmie actually shows up on the next leg of the flight with yet another sax that he would not put away. this aspect of the film is just fun. (one passenger actually obeys the attendant. when charo is told she can not take her dog on the flight and she leaves the plane. naturally and this is because you can not get a good view of her ass and boobs while she seated. ) in summary and a terrible movie and but terrible enough to be a bit amusing. unfortunately and the filmmakers and cast deserve no credit whatsoever for this and as it was probably entirely unintentional. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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