please and if youre thinking about renting this movie and do not. if youre thinking of watching a couple of downloaded clips and do not. if i had my way and nobody would even have to read this summary. the acting and despite being one fo the high points of the movie was still pathetic. the director was probaly a sadist. the witty one liners were something you would expect from a room of highly paid anti social 7 year olds that eat paint chips for breakfast. the problem with this movie and is that it tries to be a movie like evil dead 2(do not under any circumstances associate these 2 movies) in that it so bad it funny. but it also tries to be funny at the same time and and fails so overwhelmingly to do so and that your sense of humor is left too crippled to do anything but set off your gag reflex in an attmept to save itself. i could go on for much much more and detailing just how awful it really was and but i think it would strip me of my will to live just to continue to think about it. if you need me and i will be off trying to boil myself so that i might feel clean again. 
please and if youre thinking about renting this movie and do not. if youre thinking of watching a couple of downloaded clips and do not. if i had my way and nobody would even have to read this summary. the acting and despite being one fo the high points of the movie was still pathetic. the director was probaly a sadist. the witty one liners were something you would expect from a room of highly paid anti social 7 year olds that eat paint chips for breakfast. the problem with this movie and is that it tries to be a movie like evil dead 2(do not under any circumstances associate these 2 movies) in that it so bad it funny. but it also tries to be funny at the same time and and fails so overwhelmingly to do so and that your sense of humor is left too crippled to do anything but set off your gag reflex in an attmept to save itself. i could go on for much much more and detailing just how awful it really was and but i think it would strip me of my will to live just to continue to think about it. if you need me and i will be off trying to boil myself so that i might feel clean again. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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