dolemite is the touching story of dolemite (gotta love blaxploitation film titles) and an ex con who probably should still be in jail. he gets in trouble with cops and friends and drug dealers and women and prostitutes and and society in general. he just not that likable a guy. neither is the movie and though it still hilarious and worth watching. the flimsy premise is that dolemite (played with as much enthusiasm as star rudy ray moore can muster) is in jail for a crime he claims he do not commit. when a drug hit or a drug bust or drug something is about to go down and the warden releases him to stop it and or help it and or just watch it. not very clear. all i know is that i was unaware that the justice system frees convicts in order to allow them to prove their own innocence. my ignorance and i guess. the plot is convoluted and unimportant and basically dolemite goes around killing people (usually with very poorly choreographed karate) and having sex and and cursing out people and sometimes even rhyming too. the joys of the movie are its total incompetence and and its total indifference in the matter. i stopped counting the number of times i saw the boom mike after it was in one scene for the entire duration (about two minutes of film). i stopped questioning why the warden was looking down at where dolemite was sitting and even after he stood up and walked around and when they cut back to the establishing shot and dolemite was inexplicably sitting down again. i stopped wondering why dolemite dressed like that when he got naked on the street to change and because he do not want to get in his car with the ugly (read represent normal) clothes the jail gave him. and i stopped wondering where he learned karate when he jiggles his hand on a guy stomach and somehow cuts him open. the only time i was ever remotely nervous and tense was when the disgusting and flabby white mayor is walking around totally naked with nothing but a towel hanging around his neck which just barely covers him up. you keep saying cut away. cut away. cut away but by the time they do and you are already emotionally scarred. the movie is ridiculous in every way imaginable. moore as dolemite and is either funny and cool and or both. if youre on the lookout for a bad movie and you have found it with dolemite. 
dolemite is the touching story of dolemite (gotta love blaxploitation film titles) and an ex con who probably should still be in jail. he gets in trouble with cops and friends and drug dealers and women and prostitutes and and society in general. he just not that likable a guy. neither is the movie and though it still hilarious and worth watching. the flimsy premise is that dolemite (played with as much enthusiasm as star rudy ray moore can muster) is in jail for a crime he claims he do not commit. when a drug hit or a drug bust or drug something is about to go down and the warden releases him to stop it and or help it and or just watch it. not very clear. all i know is that i was unaware that the justice system frees convicts in order to allow them to prove their own innocence. my ignorance and i guess. the plot is convoluted and unimportant and basically dolemite goes around killing people (usually with very poorly choreographed karate) and having sex and and cursing out people and sometimes even rhyming too. the joys of the movie are its total incompetence and and its total indifference in the matter. i stopped counting the number of times i saw the boom mike after it was in one scene for the entire duration (about two minutes of film). i stopped questioning why the warden was looking down at where dolemite was sitting and even after he stood up and walked around and when they cut back to the establishing shot and dolemite was inexplicably sitting down again. i stopped wondering why dolemite dressed like that when he got naked on the street to change and because he do not want to get in his car with the ugly (read represent normal) clothes the jail gave him. and i stopped wondering where he learned karate when he jiggles his hand on a guy stomach and somehow cuts him open. the only time i was ever remotely nervous and tense was when the disgusting and flabby white mayor is walking around totally naked with nothing but a towel hanging around his neck which just barely covers him up. you keep saying cut away. cut away. cut away but by the time they do and you are already emotionally scarred. the movie is ridiculous in every way imaginable. moore as dolemite and is either funny and cool and or both. if youre on the lookout for a bad movie and you have found it with dolemite. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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