now first let me say i love god awful movies. especially horror films mainly. i watched hundreds of movies on mystery science theater 3000 with no pain. but this is the absolute worst film on the planet. i had to turn it off it was so bad. it was unfunny and just plain unwatchable. give me 3 back to back viewings of manos the hands of fate or monster a go go over this any day. avoid this film like the plauge. now excuse me while i go gouge out my eyes to cleanse them of the filth i had to watch to get a decent judgement for this film. only one decent gag in the part i watched was the hitmen now are an extermination pair for hitmen exterminators. even that wasn not to great of a gag. 
now first let me say i love god awful movies. especially horror films mainly. i watched hundreds of movies on mystery science theater 3000 with no pain. but this is the absolute worst film on the planet. i had to turn it off it was so bad. it was unfunny and just plain unwatchable. give me 3 back to back viewings of manos the hands of fate or monster a go go over this any day. avoid this film like the plauge. now excuse me while i go gouge out my eyes to cleanse them of the filth i had to watch to get a decent judgement for this film. only one decent gag in the part i watched was the hitmen now are an extermination pair for hitmen exterminators. even that wasn not to great of a gag. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
