i hope this isn not a portent of things to come. high definition camcorders are getting cheaper all the time (although i do not swear that what was used here) and so it open season for all the wannabe scorseses and tarantinos. there is no hiding the cheapness of this stinker and and calling it a film would be doing the industry a big disservice. the photography is of a standard you would expect on a family outing to the zoo. i could build me a new house with all the wooden acting. what remarkable about that is that nobody stands out as the worst. they are all equally terrible. like a whole bunch of ben afflecks. or steven seagals. what hooked me was the title. i am a sucker for this sort of thing and like frankenhooker and or monsturd. frankenhooker was pretty bad and too and but at least i got some laughs out of it and and the acting was merely bad and not awful. i can not comment on monsturd as i have yet to get hold of a copy of it. anyway and i hope the people who made this do not make any money from it. else they might be encouraged to try it on again. please and guys and pawn the camcorder and go back to your regular job. 
i hope this isn not a portent of things to come. high definition camcorders are getting cheaper all the time (although i do not swear that what was used here) and so it open season for all the wannabe scorseses and tarantinos. there is no hiding the cheapness of this stinker and and calling it a film would be doing the industry a big disservice. the photography is of a standard you would expect on a family outing to the zoo. i could build me a new house with all the wooden acting. what remarkable about that is that nobody stands out as the worst. they are all equally terrible. like a whole bunch of ben afflecks. or steven seagals. what hooked me was the title. i am a sucker for this sort of thing and like frankenhooker and or monsturd. frankenhooker was pretty bad and too and but at least i got some laughs out of it and and the acting was merely bad and not awful. i can not comment on monsturd as i have yet to get hold of a copy of it. anyway and i hope the people who made this do not make any money from it. else they might be encouraged to try it on again. please and guys and pawn the camcorder and go back to your regular job. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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