this movie shows what you can create if you have a camera and some spare paint and cardboard and a toy ship and a few friends who acted in community theater and and the incorrect notion you can make a film. the end result is an unwatchable time waster that you will skip through and unless you take it out of the dvd player and toss it through the window first. the acting in the opening scene (especially by the rotund lee morgan as captain) and the toy ship crashing into the rocks before the credits is a good indicator of what youre in for (with all the foam and it looks like this special effect was shot in a kitchen sink. i guess boyette figured he save some cash by washing the dishes at the same time). in terms of bad cinema and the funny thing is dungeon of harrow seems to have inspired (maybe by coincidence) the twist ending of manos represent the hands of fate. yep and it the same lame i was the victim and and now i take the mad villain place ironic ending. the bigger irony is that two inept and talentless filmmakers could make two equally wretched and texas filmed horror movies and get away with it. monotone nerd russ harvey is a noble in a great family line (why they were great is never broached) and boring us while lamenting the death of his family line and crest before his ship even crashes (were also treating to a droning narration throughout the film). sadly and we aren not so lucky. his family toy ship crashes into some styrofoam in a sink and and he washed ashore with his bloated captain and some woman and conveniently deposited on a mad count island. meanwhile and the count is visited by an evil spirit who and dressed in a blackstone magic kit outfit and assaults him with various puppets (spiders and snakes and bats. . . all the icky stuff). the count (william mcnulty) overacts worse than shatner and has a visibly difficult time keeping a straight face through the typical madman ranting. i would be mad too if i had to be in this disaster. the woman is promptly killed by the count ferocious dogs and and the two jerks are captured by his manservant. the count accuses them of being pirates (apparently his worst fear) and he slaps his manservant around a lot (apparently his greatest joy) and fatboy gets tortured and there a woman who a servant and one who a nurse and the rotting leper hag in a wedding dress countess in the dungeon (she digs the nerdy noble and is the only effective and creepy thing in the movie) and a lot of inane dialogue at a dining room table and the blubbery captain gets killed while making a pathetic getaway (aking to watching a sloth battle a pack of lions). . . it all an ugly haze to me. i spent most of my time on the fast forward button. anyway and the jerk noble and nurse make a getaway and think theyre going to be rescued by three guys in a rowboat on the lake (yeah and were supposed to believe a lake is the ocean). they do not and since the nerd hair turned gray and he scares the would be rescuers away. honestly and i think they simply took the opportunity to row away from this hideous film while the had the chance. they head back to the castle and the nurse starts rotting like the countess (and your stomach and by this time) and and we end with these two getting ready to descend into the . . . dungeon of harrow. blech. i love old and lousy horror films and but they must have some sort of entertainment value. i feel ripped off and even at the low low price of $5. 99 for this biscuit. mystery science theater would have a tough time making this one fun. i was taken in by a few nutty reviewers who claimed this film had atmosphere and some creepy moments. wrong. avoid this tripe at all costs and and do not even waste a buck if you find it in a dollar bin somewhere. this movie makes corman the terror like like a masterpiece of horror and atmosphere. 
this movie shows what you can create if you have a camera and some spare paint and cardboard and a toy ship and a few friends who acted in community theater and and the incorrect notion you can make a film. the end result is an unwatchable time waster that you will skip through and unless you take it out of the dvd player and toss it through the window first. the acting in the opening scene (especially by the rotund lee morgan as captain) and the toy ship crashing into the rocks before the credits is a good indicator of what youre in for (with all the foam and it looks like this special effect was shot in a kitchen sink. i guess boyette figured he save some cash by washing the dishes at the same time). in terms of bad cinema and the funny thing is dungeon of harrow seems to have inspired (maybe by coincidence) the twist ending of manos represent the hands of fate. yep and it the same lame i was the victim and and now i take the mad villain place ironic ending. the bigger irony is that two inept and talentless filmmakers could make two equally wretched and texas filmed horror movies and get away with it. monotone nerd russ harvey is a noble in a great family line (why they were great is never broached) and boring us while lamenting the death of his family line and crest before his ship even crashes (were also treating to a droning narration throughout the film). sadly and we aren not so lucky. his family toy ship crashes into some styrofoam in a sink and and he washed ashore with his bloated captain and some woman and conveniently deposited on a mad count island. meanwhile and the count is visited by an evil spirit who and dressed in a blackstone magic kit outfit and assaults him with various puppets (spiders and snakes and bats. . . all the icky stuff). the count (william mcnulty) overacts worse than shatner and has a visibly difficult time keeping a straight face through the typical madman ranting. i would be mad too if i had to be in this disaster. the woman is promptly killed by the count ferocious dogs and and the two jerks are captured by his manservant. the count accuses them of being pirates (apparently his worst fear) and he slaps his manservant around a lot (apparently his greatest joy) and fatboy gets tortured and there a woman who a servant and one who a nurse and the rotting leper hag in a wedding dress countess in the dungeon (she digs the nerdy noble and is the only effective and creepy thing in the movie) and a lot of inane dialogue at a dining room table and the blubbery captain gets killed while making a pathetic getaway (aking to watching a sloth battle a pack of lions). . . it all an ugly haze to me. i spent most of my time on the fast forward button. anyway and the jerk noble and nurse make a getaway and think theyre going to be rescued by three guys in a rowboat on the lake (yeah and were supposed to believe a lake is the ocean). they do not and since the nerd hair turned gray and he scares the would be rescuers away. honestly and i think they simply took the opportunity to row away from this hideous film while the had the chance. they head back to the castle and the nurse starts rotting like the countess (and your stomach and by this time) and and we end with these two getting ready to descend into the . . . dungeon of harrow. blech. i love old and lousy horror films and but they must have some sort of entertainment value. i feel ripped off and even at the low low price of $5. 99 for this biscuit. mystery science theater would have a tough time making this one fun. i was taken in by a few nutty reviewers who claimed this film had atmosphere and some creepy moments. wrong. avoid this tripe at all costs and and do not even waste a buck if you find it in a dollar bin somewhere. this movie makes corman the terror like like a masterpiece of horror and atmosphere. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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