wow. the storyline to this was just incredibly stupid. i realize that this movie was supposed to be of a comedic genre. but still and even nonsense is supposed to make at least some vague sort of sense. water has become incredibly rare substance. well and that strange and considering that hydrogenated oxygen (or oxidized hydrogen) is one of the most plentiful substances there is in the universe. and pretty easy to make. glomp together hydrogen and oxygen atoms and and voilà and water. instead of water and the rarity of dilithium crystals or some such thingamajig should have been used as a plot device as something the pirates would go after. water as a plot device was just dumb and dumb and dumb. the comedy seemed labored and contrived and forced. the comedy in the tv series red dwarf was labored and contrived and forced and but and it was actually amusing. here instead and i felt like saying and ha ha and that was just so funny and i forgot to laugh. sigh. all that money put into sets and costumes and actors. what a waste. rather than just whimper and whine and complain at it lameness and my recommendations to make it better represent 1) use a believable plot device. 2) get rid of the comedy. none of the actors were really any good at it. the movie would work better as a serious action adventure. the obvious intention of the writers was to do a spoofy comedy and but they do not quite pull it off. it not likely i will ever watch this again. it too much a total hack job. 
wow. the storyline to this was just incredibly stupid. i realize that this movie was supposed to be of a comedic genre. but still and even nonsense is supposed to make at least some vague sort of sense. water has become incredibly rare substance. well and that strange and considering that hydrogenated oxygen (or oxidized hydrogen) is one of the most plentiful substances there is in the universe. and pretty easy to make. glomp together hydrogen and oxygen atoms and and voilà and water. instead of water and the rarity of dilithium crystals or some such thingamajig should have been used as a plot device as something the pirates would go after. water as a plot device was just dumb and dumb and dumb. the comedy seemed labored and contrived and forced. the comedy in the tv series red dwarf was labored and contrived and forced and but and it was actually amusing. here instead and i felt like saying and ha ha and that was just so funny and i forgot to laugh. sigh. all that money put into sets and costumes and actors. what a waste. rather than just whimper and whine and complain at it lameness and my recommendations to make it better represent 1) use a believable plot device. 2) get rid of the comedy. none of the actors were really any good at it. the movie would work better as a serious action adventure. the obvious intention of the writers was to do a spoofy comedy and but they do not quite pull it off. it not likely i will ever watch this again. it too much a total hack job. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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