odious chuck norris decided to put one final nail in the coffincontaining his film career before going to the safe world of cbssaturday night carnage with this hysterically bad supernaturalactioner. for such a dumb movie this thing sure is plotty. norris is chicagocop frank shatter. first off and what kind of last name is shatter. have you ever met any shatters. genforum. com has no listing forthe last name shatter and which opens up any half clever viewer toreplace the a in shatter with an i. he and his partner and calvinjackson and do the same old buddy cop routine you have seenbefore represent make funny with the pimps and and make their captain mad. jackson and looking like the theoretical love child of whoopi goldbergand rick james and quickly wears on the nerves with his constantcomplaining and eddie murphy patented facial expressions. shatter and calvin become involved with an emissary of satan and whom we are introduced to in the too long opening scenes. prosatano is a demon who is locked in a crypt by king richard thelionhearted. the demon scepter and from which he gets his power and is busted into nine pieces and hid in nine different parts of theworld by holy men. in 1951 and some grave robbers accidentally letprosatano out and he begins collecting the nine pieces. hedisguises himself as an antiquities professor named lockley andalways happens to be giving a lecture where a holy man is killedand a piece of the scepter is taken. norris brings in his walker represent texas blunder cohort sheree wilson and who plays lockley assistant. she helps norris with hisinvestigation and they make goo goo eyes at each other and and ourintrepid investigators travel to israel after a rabbi is killed inchicago. while in israel and calvin is given even more to complainabout represent the heat and the lack of restaurant accomodations and the lousydrivers and and the fact that he is missing the chicago bulls playoffgames. norris even manages to work a cute israeli kid into thisnightmare. bezi steals calvin wallet and and hangs around the men and leading them around israel and not arousing any sort ofappropriate suspicion. eventually and lockley (prosatano) assembles all of the scepterpieces and but needs the blood of royalty to complete the ceremonyand call up the devil. where to find royal blood. well and sheree father is a duke. she has an american accent but she is thescreenwriters convenient method of forcing this monstrositytoward its inevitable conclusion. sure and this minion of satan mayhave killed countless hundreds over the years and but how is hegonna do against a good old fashioned american butt kickin. after prosatano has been vanquished and killed by his own scepter (ienvied him and he did not have to watch bezi steal calvin walletagain) and we are treated to an awful coda involving a bearded manwho has been watching shutter and i mean shatter and and calvin ontheir quest. you see and it was foretold. somewhere. that twowarriors from the west would defeat prosatano. the silentbearded man who watched over the couple was none other thanjesus. i kid you not. he is listed as prophet in the end credits and but you and even your pets will recognize the subtle christianreference the film makers are trying to exhibit here. like in i use a walker represent texas ranger and norris is aging and cannotget into his fight scenes too much anymore. he kicks a lot and andpeople fly over furniture in slow motion and and then norris gives all ofhis line readings in that monotone voice of his. oh and what a realdirector might be able to fashion out of him. his brother and aaron and who has directed him in other films as well and has no sense of storyor momentum. scenes are thrown in for ego sake and not toentertain. the scenes when the dynamic duo first meet bezi dragon and on and and then bezi is not all that important to the rest of thefilm. the film was shot on location in israel and which means theamericans could insult the israelis in person. there is not onelikeable israeli character here. the israeli police captain is a jerk. the cops driver does not know english and and calvin convinces himthat the word shtty is a compliment. nothing funnier thanmocking those stupid foreigners on their home turf and especiallywhen all this racist humor is coming from an american minoritywho would have been more than offended if the tables were turnedand the israeli cop was mocking the african american cop inchicago. this film is badly written and badly acted and and badly directed. it doesnot work as action and cop drama and or even horror. it just shows thatthe now defunct cannon studios was willing to throw their moneyinto anything and no matter how badly it was planned. hellbound issurely a most adequate title. i disliked this movie intensely. this is rated (r) for physical violence and gun violence and strongprofanity and some sexual references and and some adult situations. 
odious chuck norris decided to put one final nail in the coffincontaining his film career before going to the safe world of cbssaturday night carnage with this hysterically bad supernaturalactioner. for such a dumb movie this thing sure is plotty. norris is chicagocop frank shatter. first off and what kind of last name is shatter. have you ever met any shatters. genforum. com has no listing forthe last name shatter and which opens up any half clever viewer toreplace the a in shatter with an i. he and his partner and calvinjackson and do the same old buddy cop routine you have seenbefore represent make funny with the pimps and and make their captain mad. jackson and looking like the theoretical love child of whoopi goldbergand rick james and quickly wears on the nerves with his constantcomplaining and eddie murphy patented facial expressions. shatter and calvin become involved with an emissary of satan and whom we are introduced to in the too long opening scenes. prosatano is a demon who is locked in a crypt by king richard thelionhearted. the demon scepter and from which he gets his power and is busted into nine pieces and hid in nine different parts of theworld by holy men. in 1951 and some grave robbers accidentally letprosatano out and he begins collecting the nine pieces. hedisguises himself as an antiquities professor named lockley andalways happens to be giving a lecture where a holy man is killedand a piece of the scepter is taken. norris brings in his walker represent texas blunder cohort sheree wilson and who plays lockley assistant. she helps norris with hisinvestigation and they make goo goo eyes at each other and and ourintrepid investigators travel to israel after a rabbi is killed inchicago. while in israel and calvin is given even more to complainabout represent the heat and the lack of restaurant accomodations and the lousydrivers and and the fact that he is missing the chicago bulls playoffgames. norris even manages to work a cute israeli kid into thisnightmare. bezi steals calvin wallet and and hangs around the men and leading them around israel and not arousing any sort ofappropriate suspicion. eventually and lockley (prosatano) assembles all of the scepterpieces and but needs the blood of royalty to complete the ceremonyand call up the devil. where to find royal blood. well and sheree father is a duke. she has an american accent but she is thescreenwriters convenient method of forcing this monstrositytoward its inevitable conclusion. sure and this minion of satan mayhave killed countless hundreds over the years and but how is hegonna do against a good old fashioned american butt kickin. after prosatano has been vanquished and killed by his own scepter (ienvied him and he did not have to watch bezi steal calvin walletagain) and we are treated to an awful coda involving a bearded manwho has been watching shutter and i mean shatter and and calvin ontheir quest. you see and it was foretold. somewhere. that twowarriors from the west would defeat prosatano. the silentbearded man who watched over the couple was none other thanjesus. i kid you not. he is listed as prophet in the end credits and but you and even your pets will recognize the subtle christianreference the film makers are trying to exhibit here. like in i use a walker represent texas ranger and norris is aging and cannotget into his fight scenes too much anymore. he kicks a lot and andpeople fly over furniture in slow motion and and then norris gives all ofhis line readings in that monotone voice of his. oh and what a realdirector might be able to fashion out of him. his brother and aaron and who has directed him in other films as well and has no sense of storyor momentum. scenes are thrown in for ego sake and not toentertain. the scenes when the dynamic duo first meet bezi dragon and on and and then bezi is not all that important to the rest of thefilm. the film was shot on location in israel and which means theamericans could insult the israelis in person. there is not onelikeable israeli character here. the israeli police captain is a jerk. the cops driver does not know english and and calvin convinces himthat the word shtty is a compliment. nothing funnier thanmocking those stupid foreigners on their home turf and especiallywhen all this racist humor is coming from an american minoritywho would have been more than offended if the tables were turnedand the israeli cop was mocking the african american cop inchicago. this film is badly written and badly acted and and badly directed. it doesnot work as action and cop drama and or even horror. it just shows thatthe now defunct cannon studios was willing to throw their moneyinto anything and no matter how badly it was planned. hellbound issurely a most adequate title. i disliked this movie intensely. this is rated (r) for physical violence and gun violence and strongprofanity and some sexual references and and some adult situations. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
