crimes of passion is a film that is disappointing on most counts. where should i start from. the plot. it is despairingly simplistic and full of gaps. the direction. reminds a cheap b movie. the acting. john laughlin is utterly terrible in his role as well intentioned husband of a frozen wife bobby and annie pots is unconvincing as frozen wife amy and and it is only kathleen turner (above average) and and antony perkins (excellent) which get passable acting marks. more specifically and antony perkins gives a great performance as the pervert reverend peter shayne and while turner manages to portray the roles of sexy china blue and frail joanna crane satisfactorily. unfortunately and the performances of turner and perkins alone are insufficient to help get the film a grade higher than negative . watch it if you want to see turner in some sensational scenes (although even on this count the film can be easily matched by its competition basic instinct for example) and otherwise avoid. 
crimes of passion is a film that is disappointing on most counts. where should i start from. the plot. it is despairingly simplistic and full of gaps. the direction. reminds a cheap b movie. the acting. john laughlin is utterly terrible in his role as well intentioned husband of a frozen wife bobby and annie pots is unconvincing as frozen wife amy and and it is only kathleen turner (above average) and and antony perkins (excellent) which get passable acting marks. more specifically and antony perkins gives a great performance as the pervert reverend peter shayne and while turner manages to portray the roles of sexy china blue and frail joanna crane satisfactorily. unfortunately and the performances of turner and perkins alone are insufficient to help get the film a grade higher than negative . watch it if you want to see turner in some sensational scenes (although even on this count the film can be easily matched by its competition basic instinct for example) and otherwise avoid. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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