i have yet to watch starcrash (1979)  that notoriously cheesy italian take on star wars (1977)  but it can not be much worse than this misbegotten piece of junk which and suffice it to say and makes mel brooks so so spaceballs (1987) look like a veritable work of art. in fact and the main reason why galaxina is remembered at all nowadays is because of the tragic fate which befell its leading lady  playboy centerfold dorothy stratten who was killed by her insanely jealous estranged husband  before the film had even had its official premiere. although statten (who subsequently had two biopics made about her wherein she was portrayed by jamie lee curtis and mariel hemingway) plays the title role and for the first half of the film she is reduced to being propped up in a chair ostensibly driving a spaceship on a 27 year journey to some planet or other while in fact and galaxina is an all purpose android who also serves the wacky crew their snacks and gets them all hot under the collar and even goes scouting for the blue star (cue choral music) once they land. having said that and statten certainly looks luminous in her white attire and and even if her role hardly demands much exertion of any acting talent she might possess and it not exactly demeaning either. still and it ironic that for a film which bears her name and she is overshadowed by the campy and would be zany antics of her fellow crew members and especially the annoying captain cornelius butt (which gives you the idea of the level of comedy on display here) and a long eared and wing sporting colored guy and a pot smoking and proverb quoting old chinaman and and best of all (relatively speaking) a foul mouthed and rock eating and hairy alien creature they hold prisoner. the villain of the piece is a metal clad non entity who does and however and have the best laugh in the film when and upon hearing the choral music following his every mention of the blue star and exclaims and what is this st. there is little point in listing the sci fi classics which are mauled by this stinker in its ludicrous attempts at spoofing the genre since they are not only lame but obvious while incredibly enough and a chest busting but ultimately benign alien is apparently played by diminutive hollywood veteran and angelo rossitto. for what it worth and then and the scenes shot on the planet they visit (which looks more like a western set than a planetary landscape) have a yellowish and sun like hue and its inhabitants are human gourmets (delicacies on their menu include skin and tonic and scotsman on the rocks and thigh pies and baked alaskan and etc) and not to mention a motorcycle gang who serve their own particular deity (the harley davidson) and when our heroes escape on the back of it and they dare not shoot at them for fear of hitting their lord. god(awful) indeed. 
i have yet to watch starcrash (1979)  that notoriously cheesy italian take on star wars (1977)  but it can not be much worse than this misbegotten piece of junk which and suffice it to say and makes mel brooks so so spaceballs (1987) look like a veritable work of art. in fact and the main reason why galaxina is remembered at all nowadays is because of the tragic fate which befell its leading lady  playboy centerfold dorothy stratten who was killed by her insanely jealous estranged husband  before the film had even had its official premiere. although statten (who subsequently had two biopics made about her wherein she was portrayed by jamie lee curtis and mariel hemingway) plays the title role and for the first half of the film she is reduced to being propped up in a chair ostensibly driving a spaceship on a 27 year journey to some planet or other while in fact and galaxina is an all purpose android who also serves the wacky crew their snacks and gets them all hot under the collar and even goes scouting for the blue star (cue choral music) once they land. having said that and statten certainly looks luminous in her white attire and and even if her role hardly demands much exertion of any acting talent she might possess and it not exactly demeaning either. still and it ironic that for a film which bears her name and she is overshadowed by the campy and would be zany antics of her fellow crew members and especially the annoying captain cornelius butt (which gives you the idea of the level of comedy on display here) and a long eared and wing sporting colored guy and a pot smoking and proverb quoting old chinaman and and best of all (relatively speaking) a foul mouthed and rock eating and hairy alien creature they hold prisoner. the villain of the piece is a metal clad non entity who does and however and have the best laugh in the film when and upon hearing the choral music following his every mention of the blue star and exclaims and what is this st. there is little point in listing the sci fi classics which are mauled by this stinker in its ludicrous attempts at spoofing the genre since they are not only lame but obvious while incredibly enough and a chest busting but ultimately benign alien is apparently played by diminutive hollywood veteran and angelo rossitto. for what it worth and then and the scenes shot on the planet they visit (which looks more like a western set than a planetary landscape) have a yellowish and sun like hue and its inhabitants are human gourmets (delicacies on their menu include skin and tonic and scotsman on the rocks and thigh pies and baked alaskan and etc) and not to mention a motorcycle gang who serve their own particular deity (the harley davidson) and when our heroes escape on the back of it and they dare not shoot at them for fear of hitting their lord. god(awful) indeed. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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