stay the hell away from this one. no and really i am serious  i know you might think this is a fun and campy and cheesy hong kong action style b movie. i did and but trust me and it not. in fact and the only thing accurate about that description would be the words hong kong and and then only used in a strictly geographical sense. yes and donnie yen has co directed it. jackie chan has a cameo. the guy ekin cheng and from storm riders plays the lead. it got vampires. it should be good  or at least fun and charming and action packed. once again  it not. i could digress on why this movie sucks  i could dissect it and hack it to tiny and shivering pieces. but where to start. there so much to hate. to make it easier and and to give this hate fest some credability and let me say that i am usually a big fan of hog kong cinema. the heavier drama stuff as well as the more lighthearted action and or or comedy. the really good movies as well as the really cheesy ones. i can sit through hours of bad subtitling and jokes lame enough to make first graders roll their eyes. i can handle lovers as chaste and celibate as a convention of nuns and that and pretty much anything else the average film goer would bang their metaphorical toes against on their way between action sequences. also and hong kong or any other origin  i love it when a movie goes from just being bad to bad enough to be good. but this  arrgh. it just horrible and stupid and unwatchable garbage. so far from being funny or charming it actually painful. so derived of action it makes a bergman movie look like the texas chainsaw massacre. why. why waste such an opportunity. this could have been so much fun. 
stay the hell away from this one. no and really i am serious  i know you might think this is a fun and campy and cheesy hong kong action style b movie. i did and but trust me and it not. in fact and the only thing accurate about that description would be the words hong kong and and then only used in a strictly geographical sense. yes and donnie yen has co directed it. jackie chan has a cameo. the guy ekin cheng and from storm riders plays the lead. it got vampires. it should be good  or at least fun and charming and action packed. once again  it not. i could digress on why this movie sucks  i could dissect it and hack it to tiny and shivering pieces. but where to start. there so much to hate. to make it easier and and to give this hate fest some credability and let me say that i am usually a big fan of hog kong cinema. the heavier drama stuff as well as the more lighthearted action and or or comedy. the really good movies as well as the really cheesy ones. i can sit through hours of bad subtitling and jokes lame enough to make first graders roll their eyes. i can handle lovers as chaste and celibate as a convention of nuns and that and pretty much anything else the average film goer would bang their metaphorical toes against on their way between action sequences. also and hong kong or any other origin  i love it when a movie goes from just being bad to bad enough to be good. but this  arrgh. it just horrible and stupid and unwatchable garbage. so far from being funny or charming it actually painful. so derived of action it makes a bergman movie look like the texas chainsaw massacre. why. why waste such an opportunity. this could have been so much fun. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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