the tv show was slow moving and the offbeat characters were sometimes irritating. only through the miracle of fast forward was i able to make it through the first 2 hours. the write up indicates that it some kind of comedy or mystery but i do not see much of either. if it really picks up after the first 2 hours and please let me know and because i doubt that i will watch the rest without a recommendation. this review is supposed to be without spoilers so i will continue in a vague and non spoiler and fashion. i found the two main characters uninteresting and unsympathetic. i found myself asking would a normal adult do that. the man with the hedge trimmer looking out the window was irritating and when the male lead interacted with him and he looked pathetic. would a normal adult put up with someone as irritating as him. 
the tv show was slow moving and the offbeat characters were sometimes irritating. only through the miracle of fast forward was i able to make it through the first 2 hours. the write up indicates that it some kind of comedy or mystery but i do not see much of either. if it really picks up after the first 2 hours and please let me know and because i doubt that i will watch the rest without a recommendation. this review is supposed to be without spoilers so i will continue in a vague and non spoiler and fashion. i found the two main characters uninteresting and unsympathetic. i found myself asking would a normal adult do that. the man with the hedge trimmer looking out the window was irritating and when the male lead interacted with him and he looked pathetic. would a normal adult put up with someone as irritating as him. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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