this movie starts with interesting set design and a promising premise and but fails to provide the cult movie goods. set in a gritty parallel universe where everything is owned by the blump corporation and it concerns a horrible stand up comic who finds success when he grows a third arm out of his back. all the potential for great cheese is here  washed up 80 star judd nelson and wayne newton and offbeat visuals and strange plot digressions and obese women in skimpy lingerie and necrophilia  but it never pays off. the pacing is the main problem. each scene is excrutiatingly slow. nelson stand up routines are supposed to be funny because theyre pathetically not funny. but each performance drags on until it not even tangentially funny and just boring. imagine someone telling you the longest and weirdest joke imaginable and full of smirky self congratulation for how funny and weird he thinks it is. imagine after a stultifying two hours of this and you never got a punch line. you have just saved yourself the trouble of watching the dark backward. 
this movie starts with interesting set design and a promising premise and but fails to provide the cult movie goods. set in a gritty parallel universe where everything is owned by the blump corporation and it concerns a horrible stand up comic who finds success when he grows a third arm out of his back. all the potential for great cheese is here  washed up 80 star judd nelson and wayne newton and offbeat visuals and strange plot digressions and obese women in skimpy lingerie and necrophilia  but it never pays off. the pacing is the main problem. each scene is excrutiatingly slow. nelson stand up routines are supposed to be funny because theyre pathetically not funny. but each performance drags on until it not even tangentially funny and just boring. imagine someone telling you the longest and weirdest joke imaginable and full of smirky self congratulation for how funny and weird he thinks it is. imagine after a stultifying two hours of this and you never got a punch line. you have just saved yourself the trouble of watching the dark backward. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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