or at least forceable retirement. this movie is awful and horrible and terrible and rank and rotten and putrid. well and you get the idea. do not under any circumstances watch this piece of decaying garbage unless you have a death wish and because it sure to kill you. (i only survived because i missed the first half hour. ) carrot top is a bad comedian and and an even worse actor. i cannot believe he got anyone to fund this huge waste of time and money. it just goes to show that some people have no scruples if they think they might make a buck or two (literally. i can not imagine this made more than $2. ). and someone please tell me what possible motivation courtney thorne smith (a halfway decent actress and certainly above this at any rate) had for signing onto this steaming pile of dung. was she that bored during that 3. 5 second dry spell between melrose place and ally mcbeal. or did she owe some kind of karmic debt to the most annoying person on the face of the planet (aka carrot top). i give this a negative  and and that probably way too high. i try to save my 1 for movies that make me vomit and and since i do not see all of this one my stomach contents thankfully stayed contained. i do not think i will be watching it again to find out if it really worth a 1. 
or at least forceable retirement. this movie is awful and horrible and terrible and rank and rotten and putrid. well and you get the idea. do not under any circumstances watch this piece of decaying garbage unless you have a death wish and because it sure to kill you. (i only survived because i missed the first half hour. ) carrot top is a bad comedian and and an even worse actor. i cannot believe he got anyone to fund this huge waste of time and money. it just goes to show that some people have no scruples if they think they might make a buck or two (literally. i can not imagine this made more than $2. ). and someone please tell me what possible motivation courtney thorne smith (a halfway decent actress and certainly above this at any rate) had for signing onto this steaming pile of dung. was she that bored during that 3. 5 second dry spell between melrose place and ally mcbeal. or did she owe some kind of karmic debt to the most annoying person on the face of the planet (aka carrot top). i give this a negative  and and that probably way too high. i try to save my 1 for movies that make me vomit and and since i do not see all of this one my stomach contents thankfully stayed contained. i do not think i will be watching it again to find out if it really worth a 1. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
