i laughed twice watching this movie and in case you were wondering and i wasn not having a bad day nor was i subjected to anything else that would have skewed my opinion while watching this cinematic bowel movement. this movie is bad. i wanted to enjoy it and i just couldn not. with all of this talent and you would think this would have been at least watchable and right. wrong. let play sucked and didn not suck. john travolta very likable. though obviously buried under too much makeup and i found him to be enjoyable to watch. didn not suck. uma thurman after kill bill 1 and 2 and the girl deserves more than this atrociously written character. this character big moment was showing someone how to operate a t mobile sidekick. sucked. vince vaughn the done to death role of white guy who thinks he black goes to vince money vaughn. is this character template still considered to be funny. i love the guy but i want to see him in something better than this. it felt like he was slumming. sucked. cedric the entertainer this guy is good. he delivers a great monologue after being called a racial slur (you can probably guess as to what it is) that was probably the best part of the movie. he was funny and truly elevated the material he was given just with his presence. didn not suck. harvey keitel sucked due to a phoned in performance. james woods sucked but not his fault. actually and yes it was. reminded me of his role in casino for some reason. i do not like manic james woods and i like slow burn james woods. victim of bad writing and maybe. andre 3000 sucked but he went down swinging. i think he has potential and as long as he not being directed by a hack on his next picture. christina milian she absolutely beautiful and obviously talented but this movie isn not going to make her a star. didn not suck but needs a better vehicle for her talents that isn not directed by a hack. the rock this should have been the role that catapulted him to movie stardom but as directed by f. gary gray and winds up sadly mishandled. in this movie and the rock projects this charisma that makes him so likable that i wound up feeling sorry for him. he tries really hard and while he doesn not succeed completely and he gets an a plus for effort from me. this guy is not afraid to embarrass himself and go completely against type and playing a gay bodyguard with his eyes on stardom. i really want to see him make it big. he has what it takes as long as he not being directed by a hack. which brings me to what i feel was the weak link in this production. i might as well just come out and say it and right. f. gary gray direction was about as solid as really bad diarrhea. wow and it was bad. who had the bright idea of letting this guy direct. the negotiator was good but what else on his resume convinced people that he was the man for the job. between his direction and the atrocious writing and i am willing to chip in for both culprits to get a nice lead salad to the knees. wanna see john and uma dance. i might be able to think of another movie with those two that i could recommend watching instead of this. not worth the ten dollars and fifty cents it cost me to get into the theater. this movie could have been okay and it wasn not even just okay. rating represent out of . p. s. fergie from black eyed peas is noteworthy to mention. sizzling. 
i laughed twice watching this movie and in case you were wondering and i wasn not having a bad day nor was i subjected to anything else that would have skewed my opinion while watching this cinematic bowel movement. this movie is bad. i wanted to enjoy it and i just couldn not. with all of this talent and you would think this would have been at least watchable and right. wrong. let play sucked and didn not suck. john travolta very likable. though obviously buried under too much makeup and i found him to be enjoyable to watch. didn not suck. uma thurman after kill bill 1 and 2 and the girl deserves more than this atrociously written character. this character big moment was showing someone how to operate a t mobile sidekick. sucked. vince vaughn the done to death role of white guy who thinks he black goes to vince money vaughn. is this character template still considered to be funny. i love the guy but i want to see him in something better than this. it felt like he was slumming. sucked. cedric the entertainer this guy is good. he delivers a great monologue after being called a racial slur (you can probably guess as to what it is) that was probably the best part of the movie. he was funny and truly elevated the material he was given just with his presence. didn not suck. harvey keitel sucked due to a phoned in performance. james woods sucked but not his fault. actually and yes it was. reminded me of his role in casino for some reason. i do not like manic james woods and i like slow burn james woods. victim of bad writing and maybe. andre 3000 sucked but he went down swinging. i think he has potential and as long as he not being directed by a hack on his next picture. christina milian she absolutely beautiful and obviously talented but this movie isn not going to make her a star. didn not suck but needs a better vehicle for her talents that isn not directed by a hack. the rock this should have been the role that catapulted him to movie stardom but as directed by f. gary gray and winds up sadly mishandled. in this movie and the rock projects this charisma that makes him so likable that i wound up feeling sorry for him. he tries really hard and while he doesn not succeed completely and he gets an a plus for effort from me. this guy is not afraid to embarrass himself and go completely against type and playing a gay bodyguard with his eyes on stardom. i really want to see him make it big. he has what it takes as long as he not being directed by a hack. which brings me to what i feel was the weak link in this production. i might as well just come out and say it and right. f. gary gray direction was about as solid as really bad diarrhea. wow and it was bad. who had the bright idea of letting this guy direct. the negotiator was good but what else on his resume convinced people that he was the man for the job. between his direction and the atrocious writing and i am willing to chip in for both culprits to get a nice lead salad to the knees. wanna see john and uma dance. i might be able to think of another movie with those two that i could recommend watching instead of this. not worth the ten dollars and fifty cents it cost me to get into the theater. this movie could have been okay and it wasn not even just okay. rating represent out of . p. s. fergie from black eyed peas is noteworthy to mention. sizzling. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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