i rented this because i couldn not pass up the chance to see pre hollywood fame clive owen and catherine zeta jones together and but it definitely wasn not worth it. the only reason i give it two stars instead of one is for the novelty of seeing them before they made it big across the pond. zeta jones and who is usually fun to watch even if she isn not the greatest thesp in the world and is awful. owen seems really uncomfortable to be in such a turkey and plus he wears a ridiculous and egregiously ill fitting chin length wig (at least i hope that a wig and not his real hair). and the scene where he dances a country jig with zeta jones just makes you embarrassed for him. joan plowright walks around in a daze the whole movie  she probably wondering how she got herself into such a mess. the actress who plays clive owen wife isn not terrible and but just about everyone else is. oh and and the writing stinks too. 
i rented this because i couldn not pass up the chance to see pre hollywood fame clive owen and catherine zeta jones together and but it definitely wasn not worth it. the only reason i give it two stars instead of one is for the novelty of seeing them before they made it big across the pond. zeta jones and who is usually fun to watch even if she isn not the greatest thesp in the world and is awful. owen seems really uncomfortable to be in such a turkey and plus he wears a ridiculous and egregiously ill fitting chin length wig (at least i hope that a wig and not his real hair). and the scene where he dances a country jig with zeta jones just makes you embarrassed for him. joan plowright walks around in a daze the whole movie  she probably wondering how she got herself into such a mess. the actress who plays clive owen wife isn not terrible and but just about everyone else is. oh and and the writing stinks too. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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