i am not prone to ranting and my expectations were low to start with and but how did this seem like a good idea. just because you have a camera and some big ugly friends for actors and and delusions of talent and does not mean that you should go out and make a film. this should have been the cinematic equivalent of singing in the shower and i. e. it should never have seen the light of day. however and somehow this rubbish found a distributor to help it escape the confines of a 3 by 4 foot cubicle. it goes from bad to worse. talk about low budget and one torture scene consists of a guy getting a mug of coffee thrown over him while he tied to a chair. evidently this is very painful because the big baby proceeds to scream in agony. maybe he ordered decaf. the acting is worse than wooden (i could possibly watch a tree for 30 seconds before becoming completely bored and if you can look at this rubbish for that long youre a better man than i. ) and the fight scenes would be at home on a kindergarten play yard. do not touch this movie and unless you enjoy pain (in which case you should try spilling lukewarm coffee over yourself). i would like to say it so bad it good and but really this is just awful. 
i am not prone to ranting and my expectations were low to start with and but how did this seem like a good idea. just because you have a camera and some big ugly friends for actors and and delusions of talent and does not mean that you should go out and make a film. this should have been the cinematic equivalent of singing in the shower and i. e. it should never have seen the light of day. however and somehow this rubbish found a distributor to help it escape the confines of a 3 by 4 foot cubicle. it goes from bad to worse. talk about low budget and one torture scene consists of a guy getting a mug of coffee thrown over him while he tied to a chair. evidently this is very painful because the big baby proceeds to scream in agony. maybe he ordered decaf. the acting is worse than wooden (i could possibly watch a tree for 30 seconds before becoming completely bored and if you can look at this rubbish for that long youre a better man than i. ) and the fight scenes would be at home on a kindergarten play yard. do not touch this movie and unless you enjoy pain (in which case you should try spilling lukewarm coffee over yourself). i would like to say it so bad it good and but really this is just awful. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
