a friend of mine showed me this film yesterday and and i was really amazed that someone could make a movie this terrible. mix the most awful and clichéd dialog and with the most wooden acting you have ever seen and with the cheesiest special effects know to man and and you get this magnificent beast. vampire assassins is funnier than most comedies i have seen and it really is awful. i was in stitches during the scene where the ex cop or vampire assassin character is having coffee with the internet journalist. just watch it and you will see what i mean. i honestly can not believe that someone made this with serious intentions. tragic and but a really good laugh. it has to be seen to be believed. 
a friend of mine showed me this film yesterday and and i was really amazed that someone could make a movie this terrible. mix the most awful and clichéd dialog and with the most wooden acting you have ever seen and with the cheesiest special effects know to man and and you get this magnificent beast. vampire assassins is funnier than most comedies i have seen and it really is awful. i was in stitches during the scene where the ex cop or vampire assassin character is having coffee with the internet journalist. just watch it and you will see what i mean. i honestly can not believe that someone made this with serious intentions. tragic and but a really good laugh. it has to be seen to be believed. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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