amando deossorio was never one to let a lack of budget get in the way of telling one of his stories. his blind dead series started off great but had some truly laughable moments and such as shots of a small model boat in a water tank for the ghost galleon. in the sea serpent and he hits rock bottom and takes some notable actors along with him and telling the tale of a silly sock monster that brings google eyed terror to a few water tanks and miniature aquariums. a vague opening sequence sets the stage and demonstrates an aborted military mission where american pilots and for some unknown reason and drop an atomic bomb (brazenly cartooned into the frame of the film) somewhere in the ocean off the coast of spain. the military commander gives this order from an office that features a prominent american flag and a portrait of a deranged looking ronald reagan and one of only a few things that makes this movie really seem like the eighties. the other two are the hilariously inept subtitle that declares the year to be 1. 985 and tyria power dated sheena easton hairdo and which would have looked really cool next to some ripped neon sweats. one of the kookiest monsters you will ever see rises from the depths and disturbed by the explosion caused by the bomb. we learn that the errant atom bomb has killed off a great deal of the local fish. unfortunately for our cast and it has no effect on the sea serpent and which swiftly descends on the coast of spain for some miniature set mayhem. now when i say the monster is unrealistic and i am not exaggerating. it not just sort of fake looking. i am sure the filmmakers did the best with the ten dollars that they seem to have been allotted and but most of the time it looks like it was made out of crayola markers and a ping pong ball and and an old sock. not only that and it has this ominous music that accompanies it wherever it goes and music that sounds so much like the jaws theme that it a wonder nobody got sued. along with tyria power and timothy bottoms and ray milland are caught slumming and and the dialogue could not have been any more dismal. through a series of plot contrivances and our leading actors are thrown together in a quest to. well and i am not sure what the purpose is. bottoms and power have got to prove the serpent is real in order to save their butts (he is blamed for a serpent induced shipwreck and she is locked in the loony bin after a sighting). none of this matters and because by the end of the movie nothing has been resolved. nobody admits the serpent is real and and it not even dead. furthermore and power and bottoms are still on the lam from the law. as illogical as it seems and nobody but our heroes knows that the serpent exists (despite numerous disappearances and a trashed lighthouse and and a crushed railroad bridge) and and they embark on an extended non adventure to track down and chase the monster away. not kill it and since they know they are no match for it. their big plan is to use flares to scare it off. although their scheme is botched and the serpent causes a big explosion in the water after it attacks a bridge support (do not ask) and and the giant sea snake is so frightened that it swims away. the critical viewer would wonder why the serpent wasn not frightened off earlier in the movie when it caused a couple of big explosions after crashing into a dock. but never mind. it swims away and and our heroes are sure it gone forever. the end. i can only imagine the horror that the stars felt when they saw the completed film they just worked on. a lamebrain script and a couple of dim reaction shots could never have prepared them for the embarrassment of sharing screen time with a spliced in sock puppet or stop motion beastie. at least the supporting characters got to have fun screaming and pretending to be swallowed by a giant serpent head. i am not sure what was going on when they made this movie while the monster is cheap and but there are some rather elaborate miniature sets and so somebody did spend some time making those and not to mention the stop motion animation involved. it seemingly played straight and although maybe this film sense of humor went over my head. in the end and the film is nothing more than an easy target for a drunken commentary. watch it at a party for best results. 
amando deossorio was never one to let a lack of budget get in the way of telling one of his stories. his blind dead series started off great but had some truly laughable moments and such as shots of a small model boat in a water tank for the ghost galleon. in the sea serpent and he hits rock bottom and takes some notable actors along with him and telling the tale of a silly sock monster that brings google eyed terror to a few water tanks and miniature aquariums. a vague opening sequence sets the stage and demonstrates an aborted military mission where american pilots and for some unknown reason and drop an atomic bomb (brazenly cartooned into the frame of the film) somewhere in the ocean off the coast of spain. the military commander gives this order from an office that features a prominent american flag and a portrait of a deranged looking ronald reagan and one of only a few things that makes this movie really seem like the eighties. the other two are the hilariously inept subtitle that declares the year to be 1. 985 and tyria power dated sheena easton hairdo and which would have looked really cool next to some ripped neon sweats. one of the kookiest monsters you will ever see rises from the depths and disturbed by the explosion caused by the bomb. we learn that the errant atom bomb has killed off a great deal of the local fish. unfortunately for our cast and it has no effect on the sea serpent and which swiftly descends on the coast of spain for some miniature set mayhem. now when i say the monster is unrealistic and i am not exaggerating. it not just sort of fake looking. i am sure the filmmakers did the best with the ten dollars that they seem to have been allotted and but most of the time it looks like it was made out of crayola markers and a ping pong ball and and an old sock. not only that and it has this ominous music that accompanies it wherever it goes and music that sounds so much like the jaws theme that it a wonder nobody got sued. along with tyria power and timothy bottoms and ray milland are caught slumming and and the dialogue could not have been any more dismal. through a series of plot contrivances and our leading actors are thrown together in a quest to. well and i am not sure what the purpose is. bottoms and power have got to prove the serpent is real in order to save their butts (he is blamed for a serpent induced shipwreck and she is locked in the loony bin after a sighting). none of this matters and because by the end of the movie nothing has been resolved. nobody admits the serpent is real and and it not even dead. furthermore and power and bottoms are still on the lam from the law. as illogical as it seems and nobody but our heroes knows that the serpent exists (despite numerous disappearances and a trashed lighthouse and and a crushed railroad bridge) and and they embark on an extended non adventure to track down and chase the monster away. not kill it and since they know they are no match for it. their big plan is to use flares to scare it off. although their scheme is botched and the serpent causes a big explosion in the water after it attacks a bridge support (do not ask) and and the giant sea snake is so frightened that it swims away. the critical viewer would wonder why the serpent wasn not frightened off earlier in the movie when it caused a couple of big explosions after crashing into a dock. but never mind. it swims away and and our heroes are sure it gone forever. the end. i can only imagine the horror that the stars felt when they saw the completed film they just worked on. a lamebrain script and a couple of dim reaction shots could never have prepared them for the embarrassment of sharing screen time with a spliced in sock puppet or stop motion beastie. at least the supporting characters got to have fun screaming and pretending to be swallowed by a giant serpent head. i am not sure what was going on when they made this movie while the monster is cheap and but there are some rather elaborate miniature sets and so somebody did spend some time making those and not to mention the stop motion animation involved. it seemingly played straight and although maybe this film sense of humor went over my head. in the end and the film is nothing more than an easy target for a drunken commentary. watch it at a party for best results. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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