i woke up and it was a beautiful day while the sun was shining and the birds were singing and i fancied getting a movie and something new and a horror movie perhaps. like many other reviewers i came across what can only be described as a piece of poopy in a gold wrapper. the front cover is great and and the comment on the back is mesmerising  it will scare the crop out of you. oh how i chuckle looking back at such naivety and ignorance. one of the many things scarier than this movie is the acting skills of these actors. i think and no and i did actually cheer when they got slashed up by these carecrows and who were wearing some classic fancy dress costumes. i used to drive quite quickly past cornfields as i found them to be pretty scary at night and but having seen this movie and i nearly wet myself (through laughing so much) just at the sight. i have seen scarier omelette quite honestly and not mine though and i am a dab hand at cooking omelette  and and if anyone associates this movie with my omelette  and let just say that i would create a situation in which they would be forced to watch this movie 3 times in a row. if anyone has any good corn (crop not pop) movies they can recommend and feel free to inform me. it a great comedy if nothing else and ok it is nothing else. enjoy and but a little advice  before pressing the play button on your dvd player and throw it out of the window. 
i woke up and it was a beautiful day while the sun was shining and the birds were singing and i fancied getting a movie and something new and a horror movie perhaps. like many other reviewers i came across what can only be described as a piece of poopy in a gold wrapper. the front cover is great and and the comment on the back is mesmerising  it will scare the crop out of you. oh how i chuckle looking back at such naivety and ignorance. one of the many things scarier than this movie is the acting skills of these actors. i think and no and i did actually cheer when they got slashed up by these carecrows and who were wearing some classic fancy dress costumes. i used to drive quite quickly past cornfields as i found them to be pretty scary at night and but having seen this movie and i nearly wet myself (through laughing so much) just at the sight. i have seen scarier omelette quite honestly and not mine though and i am a dab hand at cooking omelette  and and if anyone associates this movie with my omelette  and let just say that i would create a situation in which they would be forced to watch this movie 3 times in a row. if anyone has any good corn (crop not pop) movies they can recommend and feel free to inform me. it a great comedy if nothing else and ok it is nothing else. enjoy and but a little advice  before pressing the play button on your dvd player and throw it out of the window. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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