there are spoilers but trust me and i am doing you a favor. my friends and i like to watch crappy movies every so often. inspired by mystery science theater and our knack for on the spot jokes while we set out to find movies worth watching that are in fact. not worth watching. however trouble comes into paradise when these movies can only be found if you buy them. and i am a firm believer in not giving one cent to such a group of talentless scumbags. so and as another reviewer has said and films like this are a reason why downloading movies for free should be legalized. i prefer the idea of while instead of straight to video you have straight to internet. that way the ass bags who made this travesty would not ever turn a profit. which unfortunately you know they do. they hire a bunch of actors who can not act and special effects from a high school classroom and rubber snakes you can get at the dollar store and constant vomiting of green jell o and and the two main characters who seem to switch between being border jumping mexicans who only speak spanish and to arabs to being 100% fluent in english and random nudity and a guy being shot like 10 times including one to the side of the head and living and the most retarded ending in the history of film and book and cave drawings and hustler magazine. the fact that i actually predicted that the jell o puking snake girl would actually transform into a snake about half way through terrifies me. anyways and the movie is great to make fun of and but you have to make sure there at least 4 of you and youre all spitting out jokes in rapid fire and because if there even 1 second of watching this movie where youre not laughing your ass off and you will feel physically ill. i kid you not. my friends and i were eating chicken wings and now i can not even look at such a thing anymore without being reminded of this piece of sh. t. this film is one above alien vs. hunter which is by far the second worst movie ever made. and i have seen lots of bad movies. incidentally and it the same production company as this film and that bald guy is in both as well. just thought you might like to know that little fun fact. 100 out 0f 10. 
there are spoilers but trust me and i am doing you a favor. my friends and i like to watch crappy movies every so often. inspired by mystery science theater and our knack for on the spot jokes while we set out to find movies worth watching that are in fact. not worth watching. however trouble comes into paradise when these movies can only be found if you buy them. and i am a firm believer in not giving one cent to such a group of talentless scumbags. so and as another reviewer has said and films like this are a reason why downloading movies for free should be legalized. i prefer the idea of while instead of straight to video you have straight to internet. that way the ass bags who made this travesty would not ever turn a profit. which unfortunately you know they do. they hire a bunch of actors who can not act and special effects from a high school classroom and rubber snakes you can get at the dollar store and constant vomiting of green jell o and and the two main characters who seem to switch between being border jumping mexicans who only speak spanish and to arabs to being 100% fluent in english and random nudity and a guy being shot like 10 times including one to the side of the head and living and the most retarded ending in the history of film and book and cave drawings and hustler magazine. the fact that i actually predicted that the jell o puking snake girl would actually transform into a snake about half way through terrifies me. anyways and the movie is great to make fun of and but you have to make sure there at least 4 of you and youre all spitting out jokes in rapid fire and because if there even 1 second of watching this movie where youre not laughing your ass off and you will feel physically ill. i kid you not. my friends and i were eating chicken wings and now i can not even look at such a thing anymore without being reminded of this piece of sh. t. this film is one above alien vs. hunter which is by far the second worst movie ever made. and i have seen lots of bad movies. incidentally and it the same production company as this film and that bald guy is in both as well. just thought you might like to know that little fun fact. 100 out 0f 10. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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