i first saw this movie in a queer film festival. 10 minutes after the movie ended a gay couple walked up to me and asked me whether i needed help  i was still sitting and crying like a maniac. the movie is cheesy and it bizarre and it over the top and it gay  but it is amazing. i do think that every character is plausible. everett character is mean to a woman who only tries to help and he brutally throws his (terrible) friends out and he does have a temper and he can harm a fly and the fly that killed the love of his life and doubly so. bates is a miracle and she is perfect and just like a role. a woman whose love and admiration is so strong that she even loves the homosexual lover of her idol is to me the essence of true love. i even understand max (the husband) and he is bored with his life and he got a midlife crisis. he moves out and tries to lead an exciting life and only to realise a) that he the really boring part in the relationship and b) that he loves his wife. i love the fact that she comes back to him in the end because i think that it gives the film the right balance between dream and reality. for in the end he her husband and he might not be as exciting as victor but he real and he is the man she loves in a very down to earth way. i have watched it about 50 times and i do love this film and everything about it unconditionally. btw and just read rupert everett autobiography and ul is the only film that he talks of as one of the best films he ever made. to me it the best film he ever made. 
i first saw this movie in a queer film festival. 10 minutes after the movie ended a gay couple walked up to me and asked me whether i needed help  i was still sitting and crying like a maniac. the movie is cheesy and it bizarre and it over the top and it gay  but it is amazing. i do think that every character is plausible. everett character is mean to a woman who only tries to help and he brutally throws his (terrible) friends out and he does have a temper and he can harm a fly and the fly that killed the love of his life and doubly so. bates is a miracle and she is perfect and just like a role. a woman whose love and admiration is so strong that she even loves the homosexual lover of her idol is to me the essence of true love. i even understand max (the husband) and he is bored with his life and he got a midlife crisis. he moves out and tries to lead an exciting life and only to realise a) that he the really boring part in the relationship and b) that he loves his wife. i love the fact that she comes back to him in the end because i think that it gives the film the right balance between dream and reality. for in the end he her husband and he might not be as exciting as victor but he real and he is the man she loves in a very down to earth way. i have watched it about 50 times and i do love this film and everything about it unconditionally. btw and just read rupert everett autobiography and ul is the only film that he talks of as one of the best films he ever made. to me it the best film he ever made. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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