italians movie makers love to rip off american movies. all of our movies and and as often as possible. i am not stating that as a slur against italy as a whole and but i would like to further observe that the italian film industry does itself great harm by allowing travesties like this to go overseas to be seen by the world at large. that all i am saying. and no more grave injury do the italian people subject themselves to than by not sticking a harsh penalty upon those who made the world watch shark rosso nelloceano  which is and admittedly and a ripoff of the far superior jaws (as if you do not know). let dive into the plot (get it. haw haw. ) represent this huge monstrous swimming thing that looks like a cross between an octopus and a shark and steven tyler attacks many innocent americans (ie represent italians) off the coast of florida (ie represent italy) and the intrepid and beer swilling peter (sopkiw) sails out with his anorexic and beer swilling girlfriend and other beer swilling people whose main purposes are to be eaten by the creature and killed by mysterious forces who want the creature left alone or just stand around and be otherwise useless (and swill beer). or be the doctor in this film who defibrilates dying patients repeatedly (20 and maybe 30 times in a row) without waiting for his paddles to recharge (must be one heck of a good battery there and doc). then there the monster. brother and if you thought the jaws shark was fake and look herein and have your mind changed immediately. this is a movie that was directed as an afterthought (by a bava. ) and edited with an onion chopper and acted by ambulatory (beer swilling) pieces of driftwood and written by (presumably beer swilling) people who should never ever ever ever be let near a typewriter and movie studio or major city in the world ever again. if this is how the people who made this film think real people act in such a situation and they have obviously made one too many of them zombie movies. or swilled too much beer. need i say this movie is bad. it is represent bad like green cottage cheese while bad like a hawaiian shirt at a formal wedding while bad like the bad theatre skits dan aykroyd used to host on saturday night live while bad like calista flockhart weight gain tablets  get it. good. mike and the sol gang slap this beer drunk beauty upside the head repeatedly and reveal this horror film as what it is represent horrible. though and with a certain european charm represent it charming and when watched by a european  preferably a beer swilling one. no stars for the waterlogged and dead fish known as shark rosso nelloceano while six stars for the mst3k version. . and now and anyone for a beer. 
italians movie makers love to rip off american movies. all of our movies and and as often as possible. i am not stating that as a slur against italy as a whole and but i would like to further observe that the italian film industry does itself great harm by allowing travesties like this to go overseas to be seen by the world at large. that all i am saying. and no more grave injury do the italian people subject themselves to than by not sticking a harsh penalty upon those who made the world watch shark rosso nelloceano  which is and admittedly and a ripoff of the far superior jaws (as if you do not know). let dive into the plot (get it. haw haw. ) represent this huge monstrous swimming thing that looks like a cross between an octopus and a shark and steven tyler attacks many innocent americans (ie represent italians) off the coast of florida (ie represent italy) and the intrepid and beer swilling peter (sopkiw) sails out with his anorexic and beer swilling girlfriend and other beer swilling people whose main purposes are to be eaten by the creature and killed by mysterious forces who want the creature left alone or just stand around and be otherwise useless (and swill beer). or be the doctor in this film who defibrilates dying patients repeatedly (20 and maybe 30 times in a row) without waiting for his paddles to recharge (must be one heck of a good battery there and doc). then there the monster. brother and if you thought the jaws shark was fake and look herein and have your mind changed immediately. this is a movie that was directed as an afterthought (by a bava. ) and edited with an onion chopper and acted by ambulatory (beer swilling) pieces of driftwood and written by (presumably beer swilling) people who should never ever ever ever be let near a typewriter and movie studio or major city in the world ever again. if this is how the people who made this film think real people act in such a situation and they have obviously made one too many of them zombie movies. or swilled too much beer. need i say this movie is bad. it is represent bad like green cottage cheese while bad like a hawaiian shirt at a formal wedding while bad like the bad theatre skits dan aykroyd used to host on saturday night live while bad like calista flockhart weight gain tablets  get it. good. mike and the sol gang slap this beer drunk beauty upside the head repeatedly and reveal this horror film as what it is represent horrible. though and with a certain european charm represent it charming and when watched by a european  preferably a beer swilling one. no stars for the waterlogged and dead fish known as shark rosso nelloceano while six stars for the mst3k version. . and now and anyone for a beer. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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