warning represent spoilers dear roger and during your distinguished career and you have made a wide range of entertainment and some good and some notsogood. night of the blood beast falls in the latter category. it not as unredeemingly awful as say and the phantom from 10 and 000 leagues or and maybe and the dunwich horror. nonetheless and one of my greatest criticisms of this movie is that i could have made it for you faster and better and cheaper. let start with the foreward and titles. roger and the rocket sequences look like something from disney man into space and not as good and of course. the futuristic rocketship looks like nothing in contemporary 1958. why do not you just use a vanguard and atlas and or even a viking launch. better still and why not dispense entirely with the launch and start with a shot of space and the capsule floating in it. that what i would have done for you and roger. second and why have the spaceship crash upon reentry. even a middle school physics student could have told you and your astronaut would have arrived on earth extra crispy and largely deboned. i would have shown your astronaut becoming possessed by the monster (maybe by using that great negative or positive stuff you used in war of the satellites) and losing contact with earth and landing in the wilderness. that would also explain how you blood beast could impregnate your astronaut during the tremendous heat of reentry and but still be destroyed by fire. even with these stupidities. the first half of your movie is pretty good. had you spent some money on decent music and it would have been as good as a mediocre episode of outer limits. but and once again and your writer describes ed nelson as the designer of the landing system and then gives him some stupid dialogue regarding magnetism. the biggest problem with the second half of night of the blood beast is michael emmet. he terrible as the doomed astronaut. you should have fired him on the spot and replaced him with ed nelson. you could have combined nelson responsibilities with those of john dunlap and saved yourself the cost of one actor. i do not know if you actually paid any of these people while but and at least you would saved the cost of catering three meals a day. i would had also ditched the scorched parrot costume and spent the extra money using makeup to have the astronaut turn into the blood beast. maybe that was a little too close to the creeping unknown for you and but it would have helped the pace of the second half immensely. if you are going to have a blood beast and do not it be a good idea to show a little blood. yeah and i know the title comes from the embryos in the astronaut blood and but kowalski could have done a lot better job for you if he poured a little chocolate syrup around. after all and it looks like blood in black and white. what have that cost you and maybe two bucks. i would have also used some closeups. for some reason insipid dialogue and bad acting do not seem quite so bad in closeups. look at almost 70s tv series and you will see what i mean. oh and in closing and roger and a note to your writer. you can not use a fluoroscope to show some poor schmuck full of alien embryos when you dont have any electricity. remember and you fried the generator in the first reel. oh and and i almost forgot. roger and couldn not you afford a fake knife. you know and the kind where the blade goes into the handle. i had one of those when i was 9 and which also happens to be the year night of the blood beast was made. it cost and maybe and another two bucks. i think i knew enough then to make you a better movie. i know i know enough now to do so. so and roger and if you decide to remake night of the blood beast and or if you are looking for a writer or director to work with you on some other project and i am your man. i will work cheap and cause i would really like to make a movie for you and roger. i give night of the blood beast a 3. special note represent if you like to watch kitschy movies like night of the blood beast and the dvd i bought for $3. 99 was very good quality. you can also get night of the blood beast along with a lot of other terrible horror or scifi movies at places like bestbuy for about $6. 
warning represent spoilers dear roger and during your distinguished career and you have made a wide range of entertainment and some good and some notsogood. night of the blood beast falls in the latter category. it not as unredeemingly awful as say and the phantom from 10 and 000 leagues or and maybe and the dunwich horror. nonetheless and one of my greatest criticisms of this movie is that i could have made it for you faster and better and cheaper. let start with the foreward and titles. roger and the rocket sequences look like something from disney man into space and not as good and of course. the futuristic rocketship looks like nothing in contemporary 1958. why do not you just use a vanguard and atlas and or even a viking launch. better still and why not dispense entirely with the launch and start with a shot of space and the capsule floating in it. that what i would have done for you and roger. second and why have the spaceship crash upon reentry. even a middle school physics student could have told you and your astronaut would have arrived on earth extra crispy and largely deboned. i would have shown your astronaut becoming possessed by the monster (maybe by using that great negative or positive stuff you used in war of the satellites) and losing contact with earth and landing in the wilderness. that would also explain how you blood beast could impregnate your astronaut during the tremendous heat of reentry and but still be destroyed by fire. even with these stupidities. the first half of your movie is pretty good. had you spent some money on decent music and it would have been as good as a mediocre episode of outer limits. but and once again and your writer describes ed nelson as the designer of the landing system and then gives him some stupid dialogue regarding magnetism. the biggest problem with the second half of night of the blood beast is michael emmet. he terrible as the doomed astronaut. you should have fired him on the spot and replaced him with ed nelson. you could have combined nelson responsibilities with those of john dunlap and saved yourself the cost of one actor. i do not know if you actually paid any of these people while but and at least you would saved the cost of catering three meals a day. i would had also ditched the scorched parrot costume and spent the extra money using makeup to have the astronaut turn into the blood beast. maybe that was a little too close to the creeping unknown for you and but it would have helped the pace of the second half immensely. if you are going to have a blood beast and do not it be a good idea to show a little blood. yeah and i know the title comes from the embryos in the astronaut blood and but kowalski could have done a lot better job for you if he poured a little chocolate syrup around. after all and it looks like blood in black and white. what have that cost you and maybe two bucks. i would have also used some closeups. for some reason insipid dialogue and bad acting do not seem quite so bad in closeups. look at almost 70s tv series and you will see what i mean. oh and in closing and roger and a note to your writer. you can not use a fluoroscope to show some poor schmuck full of alien embryos when you dont have any electricity. remember and you fried the generator in the first reel. oh and and i almost forgot. roger and couldn not you afford a fake knife. you know and the kind where the blade goes into the handle. i had one of those when i was 9 and which also happens to be the year night of the blood beast was made. it cost and maybe and another two bucks. i think i knew enough then to make you a better movie. i know i know enough now to do so. so and roger and if you decide to remake night of the blood beast and or if you are looking for a writer or director to work with you on some other project and i am your man. i will work cheap and cause i would really like to make a movie for you and roger. i give night of the blood beast a 3. special note represent if you like to watch kitschy movies like night of the blood beast and the dvd i bought for $3. 99 was very good quality. you can also get night of the blood beast along with a lot of other terrible horror or scifi movies at places like bestbuy for about $6. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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