after a while i realized it was just my iq slowly dropping. frostbite is one of those pathetic movies where no one and and i mean no one and is even trying. i rooted for the dorky hero to die inside that trashcan (how did he even manage to fit in there and anyway. ) and traci lords and the queen of b movies and was horribly unfunny and ripped me and my friends off by not showing her boobs a single time. the characters and though i use that term loosely and are people so exaggerated and one dimensional they might as well have used cardboard cutouts. the jokes (i use this term loosely as well) are simply hilarious. a guy fart causes an earthquake. roflcopter. our hero gets a butt acupuncture by traci lords. oh god and i can not breathe. the blind guy uses the f word repeatedly. this is too much. say what you want about the acting but i thought adam grimes did a pretty good job at playing a mentally challenged snowboarder. apart from that the sole source of entertainment value here is boobs. i think i counted three and maybe four pairs throughout the entire film and scattered over maybe five minutes of screen time. that five minutes worth watching out of 83 minutes of unfunny trash. don not watch this. watch barb wire with pamela anderson  at least there was plenty of nudity and action in that trashy flick. (r#26). 
after a while i realized it was just my iq slowly dropping. frostbite is one of those pathetic movies where no one and and i mean no one and is even trying. i rooted for the dorky hero to die inside that trashcan (how did he even manage to fit in there and anyway. ) and traci lords and the queen of b movies and was horribly unfunny and ripped me and my friends off by not showing her boobs a single time. the characters and though i use that term loosely and are people so exaggerated and one dimensional they might as well have used cardboard cutouts. the jokes (i use this term loosely as well) are simply hilarious. a guy fart causes an earthquake. roflcopter. our hero gets a butt acupuncture by traci lords. oh god and i can not breathe. the blind guy uses the f word repeatedly. this is too much. say what you want about the acting but i thought adam grimes did a pretty good job at playing a mentally challenged snowboarder. apart from that the sole source of entertainment value here is boobs. i think i counted three and maybe four pairs throughout the entire film and scattered over maybe five minutes of screen time. that five minutes worth watching out of 83 minutes of unfunny trash. don not watch this. watch barb wire with pamela anderson  at least there was plenty of nudity and action in that trashy flick. (r#26). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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