i readily admit that i watch a lot of really bad movies. but there are very few that i can think of that are quite as bad as when women had tails. it a stinker of epic proportions. what should have been a sexy comedy about a group of cavemen discovering a woman for the first time is instead a dull and lifeless affair without a single laugh to be had. the comedy is extremely weak. i suppose if you think bashing someone in the head is funny and you might find a laugh or two. the guys in this movie make the three stooges look like high art. and there just not enough of a plot to hold the thing together. it seems to drag on and on and on. well and you may be asking yourself and if it as bad as you say and why haven not you rated it lower than a negative . good question. and i have got two answers. first and the movie is not without its curiosity value. i do find a bit of interest in an italian spoof of movies like one million years b. c. with raquel welch. i will give when women had tails a point for its historic value. the other two points are for the mere presence of senta berger. i know it not much of an explanation or reasoning for a rating and but what are you going to do. it the best i can come up with. 
i readily admit that i watch a lot of really bad movies. but there are very few that i can think of that are quite as bad as when women had tails. it a stinker of epic proportions. what should have been a sexy comedy about a group of cavemen discovering a woman for the first time is instead a dull and lifeless affair without a single laugh to be had. the comedy is extremely weak. i suppose if you think bashing someone in the head is funny and you might find a laugh or two. the guys in this movie make the three stooges look like high art. and there just not enough of a plot to hold the thing together. it seems to drag on and on and on. well and you may be asking yourself and if it as bad as you say and why haven not you rated it lower than a negative . good question. and i have got two answers. first and the movie is not without its curiosity value. i do find a bit of interest in an italian spoof of movies like one million years b. c. with raquel welch. i will give when women had tails a point for its historic value. the other two points are for the mere presence of senta berger. i know it not much of an explanation or reasoning for a rating and but what are you going to do. it the best i can come up with. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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