this movie is an abortive and stillborn attempt to stitch together several bad movies and make some sort of extra bad movie. it fails at even this and since there way too much plot and and not nearly enough goofy puppets and ridiculous gore. seriously and the puppets are sweet and and the guys in suits crack me up pretty good. the performances are c grade at best and lame throughout and with special props to the spec ops guy who spoke some sort of bizarre east coast or venusian dialect that was almost impossible to decipher. not that you really care what he says and as only the curse words are distinct. cinematographically and it non offensive and pretty much what you would expect from low rent straight to video offal (just like the script). the fact that new concorde used footage from the carnosaur films is offensive and and quite confusing. for shame and new concorde. for shame. carnosaur is one of my favorite terrible movies and and they somehow screwed it up and made it nigh unwatchable. see the carnosaur films if you want to see shoestring dinosaur mayhem. i give it one star because i am so fond of the movies it steals from and and also because the scale doesn not have a zero. 
this movie is an abortive and stillborn attempt to stitch together several bad movies and make some sort of extra bad movie. it fails at even this and since there way too much plot and and not nearly enough goofy puppets and ridiculous gore. seriously and the puppets are sweet and and the guys in suits crack me up pretty good. the performances are c grade at best and lame throughout and with special props to the spec ops guy who spoke some sort of bizarre east coast or venusian dialect that was almost impossible to decipher. not that you really care what he says and as only the curse words are distinct. cinematographically and it non offensive and pretty much what you would expect from low rent straight to video offal (just like the script). the fact that new concorde used footage from the carnosaur films is offensive and and quite confusing. for shame and new concorde. for shame. carnosaur is one of my favorite terrible movies and and they somehow screwed it up and made it nigh unwatchable. see the carnosaur films if you want to see shoestring dinosaur mayhem. i give it one star because i am so fond of the movies it steals from and and also because the scale doesn not have a zero. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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