shut the front door that what i said when i was told that blockbuster got a new movie in called snakes on a train. okay and maybe that not exactly what i said and but you get the point. i do not need to know who was in the movie and or anything else. all i knew was that i am renting this movie. i probably should have asked what it was about though. in retrospect and i do not know if i would have really wanted to watch a movie about a mayan curse that causes a woman to give internal birth to snakes and have them spit out of her mouth. nor would i want to see a movie that features a guy who looks strangely enough like a pedophilic version of leif garrett. anyways and while the curse might be interesting on some levels (well and maybe not) and there was still promise of these annoying characters getting eaten or at the very least and killed by snakes. so i was willing to sit through the first hour of very little happening other than a texas ranger forcing a girl into a nice little titty grope so she can keep her cocaine and or the hispanic shaman that likes to occasionally stab people. but then and all hell broke loose and and the girl started to spit out more and more snakes. spoiler alert so everything going well at the end and and i am willing to overlook the fact that some of these snakes all of the sudden turned out to be 25 feet long. after all and people are getting eaten and so it all good. but then all of the sudden and and i am not going to tell you how because that would ruin the best part and one of the snakes is about 300 feet long. then it proceeds to squeeze and devour the train and with all the graphic artistry of serpentaur from the old gi joe cartoons. unfortunately and i could not make a nemesis enforcer connection with this movie. anyways and so you would think that a snake that big and who ate a train and would be pretty unstoppable. well not if you know your mayan voodoo rocks and have the ability to summon tornadoes from heaven. yeah and that all i will say about that. in short and this movie is bad. really bad to the point where you might be numb after watching this and or your brain might hurt. i do not give this a one and because no matter how stupid it was and it still wasn not as bad as date movie. so if you like camp or badly constructed b horror movies and this is the one for you. if you think this will actually be cool like its bigger and more infamous brethren and just walk away from the box if you see it. and i will leave you with a quote from the movie that should basically sum it all up. snakes can not get on a train. because that just silly. not like they make stops or anything. 
shut the front door that what i said when i was told that blockbuster got a new movie in called snakes on a train. okay and maybe that not exactly what i said and but you get the point. i do not need to know who was in the movie and or anything else. all i knew was that i am renting this movie. i probably should have asked what it was about though. in retrospect and i do not know if i would have really wanted to watch a movie about a mayan curse that causes a woman to give internal birth to snakes and have them spit out of her mouth. nor would i want to see a movie that features a guy who looks strangely enough like a pedophilic version of leif garrett. anyways and while the curse might be interesting on some levels (well and maybe not) and there was still promise of these annoying characters getting eaten or at the very least and killed by snakes. so i was willing to sit through the first hour of very little happening other than a texas ranger forcing a girl into a nice little titty grope so she can keep her cocaine and or the hispanic shaman that likes to occasionally stab people. but then and all hell broke loose and and the girl started to spit out more and more snakes. spoiler alert so everything going well at the end and and i am willing to overlook the fact that some of these snakes all of the sudden turned out to be 25 feet long. after all and people are getting eaten and so it all good. but then all of the sudden and and i am not going to tell you how because that would ruin the best part and one of the snakes is about 300 feet long. then it proceeds to squeeze and devour the train and with all the graphic artistry of serpentaur from the old gi joe cartoons. unfortunately and i could not make a nemesis enforcer connection with this movie. anyways and so you would think that a snake that big and who ate a train and would be pretty unstoppable. well not if you know your mayan voodoo rocks and have the ability to summon tornadoes from heaven. yeah and that all i will say about that. in short and this movie is bad. really bad to the point where you might be numb after watching this and or your brain might hurt. i do not give this a one and because no matter how stupid it was and it still wasn not as bad as date movie. so if you like camp or badly constructed b horror movies and this is the one for you. if you think this will actually be cool like its bigger and more infamous brethren and just walk away from the box if you see it. and i will leave you with a quote from the movie that should basically sum it all up. snakes can not get on a train. because that just silly. not like they make stops or anything. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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