i have to say this and this is the first movie i am reviewing on here i do not finish watching. i mean. i couldnt continue. no matter how adamant i am for watching things until the bitter end and the ballad of the sad café proved no match to this viewer. vanessa redgrave stars as the strange woman in town who does things like walk through the river with a full set of clothes on. anyways and . a long lost relative comes to visit and he a midget and well and that as far as i got. what the heck was the point of all of this. i do not even bother to wait for michael carradine to come on and as i was already pummeled senseless by the combination of the slow script and having to deal with a midget in a dramatic role. i call this coffee table cinema. the type of cinema that appeals to just a scant few of you and but the others just stay away. 
i have to say this and this is the first movie i am reviewing on here i do not finish watching. i mean. i couldnt continue. no matter how adamant i am for watching things until the bitter end and the ballad of the sad café proved no match to this viewer. vanessa redgrave stars as the strange woman in town who does things like walk through the river with a full set of clothes on. anyways and . a long lost relative comes to visit and he a midget and well and that as far as i got. what the heck was the point of all of this. i do not even bother to wait for michael carradine to come on and as i was already pummeled senseless by the combination of the slow script and having to deal with a midget in a dramatic role. i call this coffee table cinema. the type of cinema that appeals to just a scant few of you and but the others just stay away. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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