if youre like me and you occasionally enjoy watching terrible movies (i guess it kind of like slowing down at a car crash) and you can not do better than this. the plot is inane and the special effects are hilarious and the acting is some of the worst you will ever see. 4 thumbs down. wooohoooooooo. seriously and i have no idea how the director and the actors can sleep at night. it painful and and yet hysterically funny and to watch and i highly recommend it for those who want to punish themselves for something. if you can watch this crap without wincing and youre a better man than i will ever be. i wonder if the producer of this garbage had any idea what he was getting himself (and his money) into. 
if youre like me and you occasionally enjoy watching terrible movies (i guess it kind of like slowing down at a car crash) and you can not do better than this. the plot is inane and the special effects are hilarious and the acting is some of the worst you will ever see. 4 thumbs down. wooohoooooooo. seriously and i have no idea how the director and the actors can sleep at night. it painful and and yet hysterically funny and to watch and i highly recommend it for those who want to punish themselves for something. if you can watch this crap without wincing and youre a better man than i will ever be. i wonder if the producer of this garbage had any idea what he was getting himself (and his money) into. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
