dryly irreverent and but sadly unfunny satire of detective movies and with stony faced michael caine playing a british author of trashy crime stories traveling to the mediterraean to assist in writing the memoirs of a would be gangster while soon and he realizes he being followed and his life is in danger. caine narrates the proceedings with considerable sly wit and low keyed sarcasm and but his actual performance is bereft of energy (caine shrill bursts of anger or frustration seem to come out of nowhere and and he connects with nobody on the screen). other cast members (particularly mickey rooney and a silver haired lionel stander and and lizabeth scott) do very well in colorfully outré roles and though al lettieri has an insulting part as an apparent cross dressing homosexual (lettieri gets insulted without being able to defend himself and an unenviable position). writer director mike hodges has the germ of a good idea (satirize the detective movies of the 1940s without compromising the hard boiled talk and milieu) and but he hasn not a very sharp sense of humor. when a bogart lookalike asking a question about a falcon is the best joke and what follows is anemic indeed. from . 
dryly irreverent and but sadly unfunny satire of detective movies and with stony faced michael caine playing a british author of trashy crime stories traveling to the mediterraean to assist in writing the memoirs of a would be gangster while soon and he realizes he being followed and his life is in danger. caine narrates the proceedings with considerable sly wit and low keyed sarcasm and but his actual performance is bereft of energy (caine shrill bursts of anger or frustration seem to come out of nowhere and and he connects with nobody on the screen). other cast members (particularly mickey rooney and a silver haired lionel stander and and lizabeth scott) do very well in colorfully outré roles and though al lettieri has an insulting part as an apparent cross dressing homosexual (lettieri gets insulted without being able to defend himself and an unenviable position). writer director mike hodges has the germ of a good idea (satirize the detective movies of the 1940s without compromising the hard boiled talk and milieu) and but he hasn not a very sharp sense of humor. when a bogart lookalike asking a question about a falcon is the best joke and what follows is anemic indeed. from . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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