looking and sounding like a cheap porno without the sex and this is the first in an impressive string of stinkers from producer (or in this case director) geoffrey reeve. and it a doozy. laughable on just about every level. some government agents (i think) are professionally murdered in amsterdam and a considerably less than charismatic and block of wood interpol agent (who i assure you is not named louis salinger) is sent in to investigate by walking around a lot to ensure the tax dodge financiers get their money worth for the plane tickets to shoot on location. the wannabe hard hitting attitudes to drugs and depiction of prostitution must have looked laughably outdated even before the celluloid dried and but the script at least is very obliging in that it explains exactly what happening regularly in horribly contrived direlogue (were you followed. oh no of course not. no one outside washington even knows youre here. ) yet despite this the plot somehow remains confusing. by the time a sinister vladimir putin lookalike priest (no less than kronsteen from from russia with love) swaggers up to his pulpit to deliver a sermon your brain will have switched off and which is unfortunate because you will miss our hero  pinned to the ground during a fight  struggling to reach for a plank of wood only to later realise he is in fact sitting on a loaded pistol and and him shouting you bastaaaard. at his friend murdered corpse and and the leather bound and moustachioed go go boys and the morris dancing and the hilarious torture sequence  all of which provide ample laughs. only the climactic boat chase impresses. it an exciting and well directed sequence that really has no place in this movie. such a glaring anomaly is explained when the credits roll  reeve had nothing to do with that sequence. thankfully everything goes back to business as usual for the ridiculous and spit out your drink twist and warehouse shootout. unless such a wretched thing as a geoffrey reeve completist exists  and youre one of them  i do not bother with this instantly forgettable nonsense. 
looking and sounding like a cheap porno without the sex and this is the first in an impressive string of stinkers from producer (or in this case director) geoffrey reeve. and it a doozy. laughable on just about every level. some government agents (i think) are professionally murdered in amsterdam and a considerably less than charismatic and block of wood interpol agent (who i assure you is not named louis salinger) is sent in to investigate by walking around a lot to ensure the tax dodge financiers get their money worth for the plane tickets to shoot on location. the wannabe hard hitting attitudes to drugs and depiction of prostitution must have looked laughably outdated even before the celluloid dried and but the script at least is very obliging in that it explains exactly what happening regularly in horribly contrived direlogue (were you followed. oh no of course not. no one outside washington even knows youre here. ) yet despite this the plot somehow remains confusing. by the time a sinister vladimir putin lookalike priest (no less than kronsteen from from russia with love) swaggers up to his pulpit to deliver a sermon your brain will have switched off and which is unfortunate because you will miss our hero  pinned to the ground during a fight  struggling to reach for a plank of wood only to later realise he is in fact sitting on a loaded pistol and and him shouting you bastaaaard. at his friend murdered corpse and and the leather bound and moustachioed go go boys and the morris dancing and the hilarious torture sequence  all of which provide ample laughs. only the climactic boat chase impresses. it an exciting and well directed sequence that really has no place in this movie. such a glaring anomaly is explained when the credits roll  reeve had nothing to do with that sequence. thankfully everything goes back to business as usual for the ridiculous and spit out your drink twist and warehouse shootout. unless such a wretched thing as a geoffrey reeve completist exists  and youre one of them  i do not bother with this instantly forgettable nonsense. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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