this dvd is barely 30 minutes long and and has dull interviews that reveal that the average slipknotian has an iq of around 30. but these aspects are the least problematic here. the real trouble is that slipknot is one of the least talented metal bands to ever sell over 100 and 000 units of their crap. (the only reason i say one of the instead of the is because system of a down are even worse. ) much like ed gein girlfriends and this band music is pieced together from age old metal clichés and which are to be found in both their image and their ultra dull music. in fact and their image is kind of fun while their videos are like snippets from cheesy horror films hence they fulfill at least some purpose as entertainment. their music and however and consists of nothing of quality  whatsoever represent just a bunch of gimmicky and heard them a million times before played solely at the guitar neck riffs that are in no way related to each other and yet are randomly grouped together to form songs that have no cohesion and no highlights and no nothing. but if the riffs are truly bad and then the vocals are even worse represent slipknot singer has a stereotypical hence uninteresting evil growl  the kind 90% of all metal bands today have  but that is nothing compared to when this deluded hick starts trying to sing. still and what could one expect. rule no. 39 of the nu metal handbook says quite clearly represent you will alternately growl and sing. ignore the fact that the two styles do not mix well and because most of your fans are so tone deaf they will love you even if you into the microphone. slipknot are at their absolute worst when their singer starts belching out melodies. but back to their image. it stolen and copied and ripped off and nicked and borrowed and taken without asking from none other than mr. bungle. you have never heard of them. of course you haven not. you only listen to nu metal and and mr. bungle is quite far from that and and beyond any categorization anyway. they too wore masks  grotesque and horror ones and similar to those of slipknot and i might add  in the late 80s and early 90s. this band and whose frontman is mike patton from faith no more and never hit it big because their music wasn not directed toward the average music fans (to put it mildly). so and basically slipknot aren not even original in the image department. they have nothing at all new to offer hence will be forgotten in several years represent once the masks become boring to the legions of their zit faced fans and which is when slipknot will be forced to compete in the music market solely with their generic music. speaking of mike patton and it interesting that a number of nu metal bands often site his singing as a major influence. predictably  and thankfully  patton is not flattered by this and has denied being in any way proud to have been an influence for one of the worst metal sub genres ever. having said that and enjoy this short dvd and the cheap thrills it might provide to the untrained ear and bored eye. and then polish those slipknot posters and because in a few years no one will be taking care of them and the poor dears. having seen corey in the documentary get thrashed and i finally understand why he wears a mask represent he is a blue eyed baby faced ginger and looking like dave mustaine younger brother. not exactly scary. for more of my music world rants and go to represent http represent or or rateyourmusic. com or collection or fedor8/1please punish me hard and very hard and by clicking no below. that will teach me. 
this dvd is barely 30 minutes long and and has dull interviews that reveal that the average slipknotian has an iq of around 30. but these aspects are the least problematic here. the real trouble is that slipknot is one of the least talented metal bands to ever sell over 100 and 000 units of their crap. (the only reason i say one of the instead of the is because system of a down are even worse. ) much like ed gein girlfriends and this band music is pieced together from age old metal clichés and which are to be found in both their image and their ultra dull music. in fact and their image is kind of fun while their videos are like snippets from cheesy horror films hence they fulfill at least some purpose as entertainment. their music and however and consists of nothing of quality  whatsoever represent just a bunch of gimmicky and heard them a million times before played solely at the guitar neck riffs that are in no way related to each other and yet are randomly grouped together to form songs that have no cohesion and no highlights and no nothing. but if the riffs are truly bad and then the vocals are even worse represent slipknot singer has a stereotypical hence uninteresting evil growl  the kind 90% of all metal bands today have  but that is nothing compared to when this deluded hick starts trying to sing. still and what could one expect. rule no. 39 of the nu metal handbook says quite clearly represent you will alternately growl and sing. ignore the fact that the two styles do not mix well and because most of your fans are so tone deaf they will love you even if you into the microphone. slipknot are at their absolute worst when their singer starts belching out melodies. but back to their image. it stolen and copied and ripped off and nicked and borrowed and taken without asking from none other than mr. bungle. you have never heard of them. of course you haven not. you only listen to nu metal and and mr. bungle is quite far from that and and beyond any categorization anyway. they too wore masks  grotesque and horror ones and similar to those of slipknot and i might add  in the late 80s and early 90s. this band and whose frontman is mike patton from faith no more and never hit it big because their music wasn not directed toward the average music fans (to put it mildly). so and basically slipknot aren not even original in the image department. they have nothing at all new to offer hence will be forgotten in several years represent once the masks become boring to the legions of their zit faced fans and which is when slipknot will be forced to compete in the music market solely with their generic music. speaking of mike patton and it interesting that a number of nu metal bands often site his singing as a major influence. predictably  and thankfully  patton is not flattered by this and has denied being in any way proud to have been an influence for one of the worst metal sub genres ever. having said that and enjoy this short dvd and the cheap thrills it might provide to the untrained ear and bored eye. and then polish those slipknot posters and because in a few years no one will be taking care of them and the poor dears. having seen corey in the documentary get thrashed and i finally understand why he wears a mask represent he is a blue eyed baby faced ginger and looking like dave mustaine younger brother. not exactly scary. for more of my music world rants and go to represent http represent or or rateyourmusic. com or collection or fedor8/1please punish me hard and very hard and by clicking no below. that will teach me. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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