set in 1976 for no apparent reason other than to keep the set dressers busy and the box was directed by richard kelly (donnie darko) and and stars cameron diaz and james marsden as norma and arthur lewis and a young couple who are supposedly struggling financially even though they both have successful careers she as a high school teacher and he as an optical specialist at nasa langley and virginia and research center. they have one child and walter (sam oz stone). one day the lewises find a parcel on their doorstep and containing a black box with a big red button. there is a note from a mr. steward indicating that he will return at 5 represent00 pm to explain about the box. the mysterious arlington steward and played by frank langella and shows up at the appointed time and nattily attired in an elegant savile row suit. he is polite but businesslike and however his most noticeable feature is his face and half of which appears to have been blown off and improperly attended to. langella is the only thing worth watching in the movie and however he is unfortunately upstaged by his own makeup and which resembles that of harvey two face dent (aaron eckhart) from christopher nolan the dark knight. it like the elephant in the room represent one can try to ignore it and but it more than a little distracting. steward explains that he will return in 24 hours to collect the button. if and during that time and they decide to unlock and push the button and he will give them $1 million cash. the only catch and it a big one is that somewhere a stranger will die. it might be across town and it might be on another continent and however steward assures them the victim will be someone unknown to them. as a show of good faith and he leaves them with a crisp $100 bill and theirs to keep whether they push the button or not. arthur and norma are skeptical and believing the whole thing to be a scam or an elaborate hoax and however it isn not long before they begin to wonder what would happen if they did push the button. would they really get a million dollars. would somebody really die. weary of the speculation and norma slaps the button. nothing happens. however and their initial relief gives way to alarm when steward shows up the next day with a briefcase full of cash. they decide to call the whole thing off and however steward tells them it too late. you have already pushed the button and he explains. as steward limo pulls away and arthur notes the license number and which he later discovers is registered to the nsa (national security agency). at this point the film begins to veer deeply into unfollowable territory as the secondary characters start springing nosebleeds and flashing peace signs. meanwhile and the town becomes invaded by pudgy and slack jawed geeks in bad shirts who start following arthur around like an advance scouting party for a race of zombie alien nerds. arthur eventually becomes trapped by the menacing bookworms in the library (. ) and where steward spinsterish wife shows up whom we haven not seen till now and informs arthur that in order to get out of the library he must step into one of three vertical columns of cheesy looking digital water effects. what happens if i choose the wrong one. and arthur asks and seeming far less baffled than he ought to be under the circumstances and and certainly far less baffled than the audience is by this time. eternal damnation and the spinster says ominously. arthur steps into the middle column of digital liquid effects and and after a brief absence suddenly appears and still in his water cocoon and hovering over norma bed. when she wakes up and sees him and the water bubble bursts and arthur tumbles onto the bed in a shower of water which and oddly enough and continues to drip from the overhead water pipes just out of camera range while a sodden marsden and diaz flop around on the bed. it confusing and i know. we eventually learn that steward was once the public relations officer for the nsa and until he was struck by a lightning bolt that destroyed part of his face. he was pronounced dead and but later came back to life and having been transformed into a sort of superman who now serves the ones who make the lightning and and whose powers have enabled him to take over the cia and the nsa and and nasa all by himself. and what is the point of all this nattering rubbish. apparently and steward mission is to subject humans to a kind of biblical character test (e. g. and the binding of isaac) and to determine whether humanity is worth saving. if enough people pass the button test by refusing to push it and steward god like overlords will spare the race. unfortunately and those people who do push the button and such as norma and arthur and must be punished for their moral spinelessness and to which end they are subjected to a series of dreary lady or the tiger ordeals that play out like one of those saw movies and except without the entertaining gore or the benefit of a coherent plot. the box represents the sort of pointless mental masturbation that freshman philosophy students like to blather on about after a few beers. richard kelly tedious exercise in existentialist pettifoggery eventually collapses under the weight of its own incomprehensibility while the tortured melange of insupportable ideas eventually congeals and as with the mixing together of too many colors and into a meandering gray goo of a film as insipid as one of those narcotizing in flight movies the plot of which suffers no more or less from having been interrupted by a leisurely nap. there is a point in the box where arthur and who is a technically minded guy and becomes curious about how the button works. opening up the unit and he is disappointed to find nothing inside. having seen the box and i know exactly how he feels. 
set in 1976 for no apparent reason other than to keep the set dressers busy and the box was directed by richard kelly (donnie darko) and and stars cameron diaz and james marsden as norma and arthur lewis and a young couple who are supposedly struggling financially even though they both have successful careers she as a high school teacher and he as an optical specialist at nasa langley and virginia and research center. they have one child and walter (sam oz stone). one day the lewises find a parcel on their doorstep and containing a black box with a big red button. there is a note from a mr. steward indicating that he will return at 5 represent00 pm to explain about the box. the mysterious arlington steward and played by frank langella and shows up at the appointed time and nattily attired in an elegant savile row suit. he is polite but businesslike and however his most noticeable feature is his face and half of which appears to have been blown off and improperly attended to. langella is the only thing worth watching in the movie and however he is unfortunately upstaged by his own makeup and which resembles that of harvey two face dent (aaron eckhart) from christopher nolan the dark knight. it like the elephant in the room represent one can try to ignore it and but it more than a little distracting. steward explains that he will return in 24 hours to collect the button. if and during that time and they decide to unlock and push the button and he will give them $1 million cash. the only catch and it a big one is that somewhere a stranger will die. it might be across town and it might be on another continent and however steward assures them the victim will be someone unknown to them. as a show of good faith and he leaves them with a crisp $100 bill and theirs to keep whether they push the button or not. arthur and norma are skeptical and believing the whole thing to be a scam or an elaborate hoax and however it isn not long before they begin to wonder what would happen if they did push the button. would they really get a million dollars. would somebody really die. weary of the speculation and norma slaps the button. nothing happens. however and their initial relief gives way to alarm when steward shows up the next day with a briefcase full of cash. they decide to call the whole thing off and however steward tells them it too late. you have already pushed the button and he explains. as steward limo pulls away and arthur notes the license number and which he later discovers is registered to the nsa (national security agency). at this point the film begins to veer deeply into unfollowable territory as the secondary characters start springing nosebleeds and flashing peace signs. meanwhile and the town becomes invaded by pudgy and slack jawed geeks in bad shirts who start following arthur around like an advance scouting party for a race of zombie alien nerds. arthur eventually becomes trapped by the menacing bookworms in the library (. ) and where steward spinsterish wife shows up whom we haven not seen till now and informs arthur that in order to get out of the library he must step into one of three vertical columns of cheesy looking digital water effects. what happens if i choose the wrong one. and arthur asks and seeming far less baffled than he ought to be under the circumstances and and certainly far less baffled than the audience is by this time. eternal damnation and the spinster says ominously. arthur steps into the middle column of digital liquid effects and and after a brief absence suddenly appears and still in his water cocoon and hovering over norma bed. when she wakes up and sees him and the water bubble bursts and arthur tumbles onto the bed in a shower of water which and oddly enough and continues to drip from the overhead water pipes just out of camera range while a sodden marsden and diaz flop around on the bed. it confusing and i know. we eventually learn that steward was once the public relations officer for the nsa and until he was struck by a lightning bolt that destroyed part of his face. he was pronounced dead and but later came back to life and having been transformed into a sort of superman who now serves the ones who make the lightning and and whose powers have enabled him to take over the cia and the nsa and and nasa all by himself. and what is the point of all this nattering rubbish. apparently and steward mission is to subject humans to a kind of biblical character test (e. g. and the binding of isaac) and to determine whether humanity is worth saving. if enough people pass the button test by refusing to push it and steward god like overlords will spare the race. unfortunately and those people who do push the button and such as norma and arthur and must be punished for their moral spinelessness and to which end they are subjected to a series of dreary lady or the tiger ordeals that play out like one of those saw movies and except without the entertaining gore or the benefit of a coherent plot. the box represents the sort of pointless mental masturbation that freshman philosophy students like to blather on about after a few beers. richard kelly tedious exercise in existentialist pettifoggery eventually collapses under the weight of its own incomprehensibility while the tortured melange of insupportable ideas eventually congeals and as with the mixing together of too many colors and into a meandering gray goo of a film as insipid as one of those narcotizing in flight movies the plot of which suffers no more or less from having been interrupted by a leisurely nap. there is a point in the box where arthur and who is a technically minded guy and becomes curious about how the button works. opening up the unit and he is disappointed to find nothing inside. having seen the box and i know exactly how he feels. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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