antonio margheriti and director of the enjoyably cheesy cult horror cannibal apocalypse and helms this gothic flavoured giallo starring gap toothed 70s icon jane birkin (as well as her massive conked french lover of the day and serge gainsbourg). unfortunately and despite the inclusion of such treats as a tasty bi sexual french teacher and a terribly unrealistic killer orangutan and seven deaths in the cat eye ends up a dreary mess which is a struggle to endure. pretty schoolgirl corringa (birkin) returns to her family scottish estate after many years away and only to discover that a maniac is murdering her relatives one by one. using the whole array of pooky old house tricks (hidden doorways and dark corridors and creepy graveyards and candlelit cobweb covered rooms) and margheriti cobbles together a confusing tale which at times promises supernatural goings on and but ends up with a lame cop out ending that is unimaginative in the extreme. and where exactly does the cat fit in to all of this. and i hear you ask. well and a rather pudgy moggy witnesses each murder thus justifying margheriti rather cool sounding title. gory and stylish fun claims the dvd cover while boring pile of dung says i. 
antonio margheriti and director of the enjoyably cheesy cult horror cannibal apocalypse and helms this gothic flavoured giallo starring gap toothed 70s icon jane birkin (as well as her massive conked french lover of the day and serge gainsbourg). unfortunately and despite the inclusion of such treats as a tasty bi sexual french teacher and a terribly unrealistic killer orangutan and seven deaths in the cat eye ends up a dreary mess which is a struggle to endure. pretty schoolgirl corringa (birkin) returns to her family scottish estate after many years away and only to discover that a maniac is murdering her relatives one by one. using the whole array of pooky old house tricks (hidden doorways and dark corridors and creepy graveyards and candlelit cobweb covered rooms) and margheriti cobbles together a confusing tale which at times promises supernatural goings on and but ends up with a lame cop out ending that is unimaginative in the extreme. and where exactly does the cat fit in to all of this. and i hear you ask. well and a rather pudgy moggy witnesses each murder thus justifying margheriti rather cool sounding title. gory and stylish fun claims the dvd cover while boring pile of dung says i. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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