i have no qualms with how the movie does not capture new jersey (like zach and i am from there). fine. whatever. i lived there way long enough. i do not need to see a movie that captures the garden state. what i do have qualms with is how bad this movie is. let make it easy on you. we will use some bullet points. there are probably some spoilers that follow. (not that you do not be able to predict the movie anyway) represent the music placement was maddeningly forced and patronizing. example represent large represent what are you listening to. sam represent the shins. ever heard of em. no. listen to this song  it will change your life. and then they proceed to play that shins song that was in a mcdonalds commercial. (don not you love when the characters in a movie blatantly tell you  the viewer  how to react to something. i love that. hey and they should have put subtitles during various scenes instructing us to chuckle and say aaaaaw cry feel inspired etc. ) the scenes were so bad. so cliché. so melodramatic. example represent the entire movie. but no and really and example represent theyre in the rainy quarry by the ark. large runs up  in the pouring rain (oh he so tormented. )  on top of a piece of heavy machinery and screams. oh how moving. but wait. here comes sam and his buddy (the annoying drug addict) and and they all scream. but wait. oh my god. here it comes. they kiss. long and deep. in the rain. the dialogue was so bad. so cliché. so melodramatic. example. theyre leaving the ark and sam says something like and hey. good luck exploring the infinite abyss. and the guy says back and you and too. oh. oh my. i never realized. could it be. oh my god it is. large life is like. ohmigod. an infinite abyss. another example represent large and sam in the airport. sam says something like and is this goodbye. not enough for ya. ok and largeman says something like and this isn not a period at the end of the sentence. it an ellipses. and guess what happens when he tries to walk down the jetway and go back to his life in la. you know and what. don not guess. it a waste of your time. it a grade z wes anderson rip off movie. when not busy being melodramatic and cliché and the movie spends lots of times with crazy kooky off kilter characters. hey and sam brother. thank you zach braff for including him and because it really made the movie so much more textured. also ripping off anderson represent the dialogue. scene represent sam and largeman are in a bar. in walks friends and vagina. says one of them. then they see him sitting with sam and so one of the friends says and sorry i said vagina. and sam says and it ok. inventive cinematography that not inventive but pointless and annoying. give me a break with the speed up or slow down of film. again and wes anderson does it effectively in his movies. and it was done well in donnie darko. but and really and it was pointless. wow. a crazy party where people are taking x and snorting coke. better roll out all the tricks. you can count the good moments on one hand (even if youre missing fingers). that what makes it even worse. the retarded quarterback thing. well and that was good. the little thing he (largeman) says as theyre about to enter the quarry (something about huffing turpentine). that was good. oh and wait and that about it. you know and zach braff is and i think and always a little too cute. but and he likable. but and man and this is forced and pretentious and melodramatic (have you gotten that yet. ) and overly cute and overly everything. this movie is terrible. apparently and i am outnumbered and as this waste of time is currently rated an 8. 0. please and though and if youre looking for something truly poignant and subtle and unique do. not. rent. this. movie. 
i have no qualms with how the movie does not capture new jersey (like zach and i am from there). fine. whatever. i lived there way long enough. i do not need to see a movie that captures the garden state. what i do have qualms with is how bad this movie is. let make it easy on you. we will use some bullet points. there are probably some spoilers that follow. (not that you do not be able to predict the movie anyway) represent the music placement was maddeningly forced and patronizing. example represent large represent what are you listening to. sam represent the shins. ever heard of em. no. listen to this song  it will change your life. and then they proceed to play that shins song that was in a mcdonalds commercial. (don not you love when the characters in a movie blatantly tell you  the viewer  how to react to something. i love that. hey and they should have put subtitles during various scenes instructing us to chuckle and say aaaaaw cry feel inspired etc. ) the scenes were so bad. so cliché. so melodramatic. example represent the entire movie. but no and really and example represent theyre in the rainy quarry by the ark. large runs up  in the pouring rain (oh he so tormented. )  on top of a piece of heavy machinery and screams. oh how moving. but wait. here comes sam and his buddy (the annoying drug addict) and and they all scream. but wait. oh my god. here it comes. they kiss. long and deep. in the rain. the dialogue was so bad. so cliché. so melodramatic. example. theyre leaving the ark and sam says something like and hey. good luck exploring the infinite abyss. and the guy says back and you and too. oh. oh my. i never realized. could it be. oh my god it is. large life is like. ohmigod. an infinite abyss. another example represent large and sam in the airport. sam says something like and is this goodbye. not enough for ya. ok and largeman says something like and this isn not a period at the end of the sentence. it an ellipses. and guess what happens when he tries to walk down the jetway and go back to his life in la. you know and what. don not guess. it a waste of your time. it a grade z wes anderson rip off movie. when not busy being melodramatic and cliché and the movie spends lots of times with crazy kooky off kilter characters. hey and sam brother. thank you zach braff for including him and because it really made the movie so much more textured. also ripping off anderson represent the dialogue. scene represent sam and largeman are in a bar. in walks friends and vagina. says one of them. then they see him sitting with sam and so one of the friends says and sorry i said vagina. and sam says and it ok. inventive cinematography that not inventive but pointless and annoying. give me a break with the speed up or slow down of film. again and wes anderson does it effectively in his movies. and it was done well in donnie darko. but and really and it was pointless. wow. a crazy party where people are taking x and snorting coke. better roll out all the tricks. you can count the good moments on one hand (even if youre missing fingers). that what makes it even worse. the retarded quarterback thing. well and that was good. the little thing he (largeman) says as theyre about to enter the quarry (something about huffing turpentine). that was good. oh and wait and that about it. you know and zach braff is and i think and always a little too cute. but and he likable. but and man and this is forced and pretentious and melodramatic (have you gotten that yet. ) and overly cute and overly everything. this movie is terrible. apparently and i am outnumbered and as this waste of time is currently rated an 8. 0. please and though and if youre looking for something truly poignant and subtle and unique do. not. rent. this. movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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