i usually spend almost as much time writing my reviews as i do watching the film and but with today you die and i feel that doing so would be a criminal waste of my time. so here is a five minute rant about how bad this film is. there was a time in the mid 80s when a single look from steven seagal was enough to crack your ribs while a full on scowl could knock you off your feet. if he actually got a hold of you and he would snap you like a twig. these days and although he is still capable of doing considerable damage and he no longer looks the part. he gone to seed and just doesn not know when to call it quits. he walks like he dumped in his pants yet somehow still manages to look constipated and and he has put on weight. his trademark long ponytail has gone and but his hair still looks stupid. how this man keeps on working in the movie industry is beyond me. today you die is the usual seagal mix of bone crunching fights and car crashes and gun battles and pyrotechnics. seagal mumbles his way through the dull script and delivering his lines with zero enthusiasm or believability. in this third rate action flick and he plays harlan banks a thief trying to go straight and who is conned into partaking in a $20 and 000 and 000 robbery. he gets caught and goes to jail and escapes and and seeks revenge. yawn. there are some pretty good car chases and gun fights which intersperse the boring stuff (of which there is a lot) and but reading other comments on imdb has revealed that these were actually borrowed from other better movies. seagal is also body doubled an awful lot in this one. seagal turns in one of the most dreadful performances of his careerand that saying something and considering the lousy acting in some of his recent efforts. most hilarious is his totally embarrassing attempt at ebonics (african american street slang). i da man and fo shono and actually steven and you sound like an arse. with a ridiculous script and plot lines that go nowhere and this film is a waste of time and money and effort. and the final moment and where harlan banks saves a children home from closure is enough to make you blow chunks. damn and i just looked at the clock. i was enjoying trashing this steaming pile of dreck so much and i went way over my five minutes. it time to post this comment and get to watching something decent. 
i usually spend almost as much time writing my reviews as i do watching the film and but with today you die and i feel that doing so would be a criminal waste of my time. so here is a five minute rant about how bad this film is. there was a time in the mid 80s when a single look from steven seagal was enough to crack your ribs while a full on scowl could knock you off your feet. if he actually got a hold of you and he would snap you like a twig. these days and although he is still capable of doing considerable damage and he no longer looks the part. he gone to seed and just doesn not know when to call it quits. he walks like he dumped in his pants yet somehow still manages to look constipated and and he has put on weight. his trademark long ponytail has gone and but his hair still looks stupid. how this man keeps on working in the movie industry is beyond me. today you die is the usual seagal mix of bone crunching fights and car crashes and gun battles and pyrotechnics. seagal mumbles his way through the dull script and delivering his lines with zero enthusiasm or believability. in this third rate action flick and he plays harlan banks a thief trying to go straight and who is conned into partaking in a $20 and 000 and 000 robbery. he gets caught and goes to jail and escapes and and seeks revenge. yawn. there are some pretty good car chases and gun fights which intersperse the boring stuff (of which there is a lot) and but reading other comments on imdb has revealed that these were actually borrowed from other better movies. seagal is also body doubled an awful lot in this one. seagal turns in one of the most dreadful performances of his careerand that saying something and considering the lousy acting in some of his recent efforts. most hilarious is his totally embarrassing attempt at ebonics (african american street slang). i da man and fo shono and actually steven and you sound like an arse. with a ridiculous script and plot lines that go nowhere and this film is a waste of time and money and effort. and the final moment and where harlan banks saves a children home from closure is enough to make you blow chunks. damn and i just looked at the clock. i was enjoying trashing this steaming pile of dreck so much and i went way over my five minutes. it time to post this comment and get to watching something decent. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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