way back at the dawn of human civilization cavemen sat around and made lame jokes and hit each other over the heads with what ever they could grab and and women were never seen and apparently at one time had tails. these cavemen lived in a geographically diverse region with a cockatoo and a camel and a monkey  but no women. this film tells of the hilarious misadventures of seven(or so) cavemen  having burned their land with the new discovery of fire  moving on by water to a new land where they find this woman with the extra appendage. along the way we get such great moments of comedy like a fat cavemen swallowing a frog that keeps croaking in his stomach. a monkey throwing rocks at their heads. a man swallowing a mouse to get the frog in his stomach. the obligatory gay caveman. the list could go on and on. this movie is the very definition of cinematic dreck. i was bored from the onset and it only got worse as the cavemen bobbled around hitting each other and making poor jokes such as puns on the word perch and hitting each other and and mauling poor seta berger who looks like she lost a bet to a producer to appear in this nonsense. she is indeed one of two bright spots in this film. she isn not much of an actress so you have to guess why she is an ass et. the other bright spot is the music. as soon as i heard the score and i said to myself that it sounded very familiar. i had never heard the actual score but the music was unmistakably that of ennio morricone. it a nice score and the best thing in an otherwise crude and boring and lewd and unimaginative and and ridiculous film essentially about a group of moes finding a woman for the first time and and first wanting to eat her like some animal and being taught what she could do. awwwwh. sorry and i am stifling a yawn as i relive the plot. the end of the film has some 100 or so mostly naked women on screen with all the erotic feel of pulling a scab off your knee. this movie was painful to sit through and offers nothing of any real merit whatsoever. the fact that it spawned a sequel doesn not surprise me as it offers that one thing which will prick viewer interest  tail. 
way back at the dawn of human civilization cavemen sat around and made lame jokes and hit each other over the heads with what ever they could grab and and women were never seen and apparently at one time had tails. these cavemen lived in a geographically diverse region with a cockatoo and a camel and a monkey  but no women. this film tells of the hilarious misadventures of seven(or so) cavemen  having burned their land with the new discovery of fire  moving on by water to a new land where they find this woman with the extra appendage. along the way we get such great moments of comedy like a fat cavemen swallowing a frog that keeps croaking in his stomach. a monkey throwing rocks at their heads. a man swallowing a mouse to get the frog in his stomach. the obligatory gay caveman. the list could go on and on. this movie is the very definition of cinematic dreck. i was bored from the onset and it only got worse as the cavemen bobbled around hitting each other and making poor jokes such as puns on the word perch and hitting each other and and mauling poor seta berger who looks like she lost a bet to a producer to appear in this nonsense. she is indeed one of two bright spots in this film. she isn not much of an actress so you have to guess why she is an ass et. the other bright spot is the music. as soon as i heard the score and i said to myself that it sounded very familiar. i had never heard the actual score but the music was unmistakably that of ennio morricone. it a nice score and the best thing in an otherwise crude and boring and lewd and unimaginative and and ridiculous film essentially about a group of moes finding a woman for the first time and and first wanting to eat her like some animal and being taught what she could do. awwwwh. sorry and i am stifling a yawn as i relive the plot. the end of the film has some 100 or so mostly naked women on screen with all the erotic feel of pulling a scab off your knee. this movie was painful to sit through and offers nothing of any real merit whatsoever. the fact that it spawned a sequel doesn not surprise me as it offers that one thing which will prick viewer interest  tail. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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