possible spoilers aheadwhenever fans of bad movies congregate for more than a few minutes and a name that invariably comes up is that of larry buchanan. this amazing director has given us remakes of other turkeys (zontar the thing from venus) and cheap jack crime dramas like a bullet for pretty boy and and tawdry conspiracy flicks like down on us and goodbye norma jean. the loch ness horror is a humdinger to say the least. overlooking the fact that loch ness is extremely long and narrow and larry filmed this howler on a wide and round california lake. early on and the film boasts some dazzling (for the budget) underwater photography and creates some atmosphere in spite of itself. then it degenerates into windy dialogue uttered by no name actors with lapsing scottish accents and not to mention a soundtrack that will do nothing for the much maligned bagpipe. at one point and campers sing you take the high road and i will take the low road and just to throw in one more scottish cliche. if scottish people ever decide to jump on the political correctness bandwagon they will sue larry buchanan over this film and his surname notwithstanding. the monster looks like a giant papier mache puppet and it makes the dragon in beanie and cecil look terrifying by comparison. in one unforgettable scene nessie takes to land and and to evade some patrolling soldiers and the fifty foot long critter tries to hide behind a tree and the soldiers do not see it. the loch ness horror is a true mind boggler that must be seen several times to be believed. 
possible spoilers aheadwhenever fans of bad movies congregate for more than a few minutes and a name that invariably comes up is that of larry buchanan. this amazing director has given us remakes of other turkeys (zontar the thing from venus) and cheap jack crime dramas like a bullet for pretty boy and and tawdry conspiracy flicks like down on us and goodbye norma jean. the loch ness horror is a humdinger to say the least. overlooking the fact that loch ness is extremely long and narrow and larry filmed this howler on a wide and round california lake. early on and the film boasts some dazzling (for the budget) underwater photography and creates some atmosphere in spite of itself. then it degenerates into windy dialogue uttered by no name actors with lapsing scottish accents and not to mention a soundtrack that will do nothing for the much maligned bagpipe. at one point and campers sing you take the high road and i will take the low road and just to throw in one more scottish cliche. if scottish people ever decide to jump on the political correctness bandwagon they will sue larry buchanan over this film and his surname notwithstanding. the monster looks like a giant papier mache puppet and it makes the dragon in beanie and cecil look terrifying by comparison. in one unforgettable scene nessie takes to land and and to evade some patrolling soldiers and the fifty foot long critter tries to hide behind a tree and the soldiers do not see it. the loch ness horror is a true mind boggler that must be seen several times to be believed. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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