i must confess that i have been a huge fan of the almighty david the hoff hasselhoff ever since he starred in the hit 80 tv series knight rider. whether it his extraordinary debut as a libidinous high school basketball player in the hilariously raunchy revenge of the cheerleaders or his brilliant portrayal of a dashing prince in the schlocky sci fi gem starcrash and the hoff has proved time and time again that he a simply terrific (and shamefully underrated) actor supreme. the hoff excels here as gary and a cynical and skeptical photographer who along with his repressed virginal writer girlfriend leslie (attractive brunette leslie cummings) investigates a seedy dilapidated haunted hotel located on a remote island off the coast of massachussetts. theyre doing research on witchcraft throughout the ages and the hotel last owner was an actress who allegedly practiced the black arts. a bickering family also shows up on the premises to check out the hotel. pretty soon various folks begin to get bumped off in assorted gruesome ways by the mysterious lady in black (an effectively eerie hildegard knef). granted and the rest of the cast gives the hoff a run for his money represent the ever perky linda blair projects her customary charming flair as a spunky pregnant woman who winds up becoming possessed (natch. ) and legendary jazz singer annie ross bitches it up with gleeful aplomb as a snippy old bat (poor annie winds up being incinerated alive after she has her lips sewn shut and she hung upside down in a chimney) and and gorgeous blonde catherine hickland oozes considerable sex appeal from every fetching pore as a lusty slut. fabrizio laurenti competent direction and a suitably creepy atmosphere and gianlorenzo battaglia slick and glossy cinematography (the fluid prowling steadicam tracking shots are especially nice) and the gaudy special effects and carlo maria cordio and randy miller spirited shudderyn pooky score and and the gory and sadistic violence are all up to par. but ultimately it the tremendously dynamic and charismatic presence of the one and only the hoff which makes this choice tasty chunk of tacky italian horror cheese such a winner represent he takes his shirt off once (hubba hubba. ) and gets sprayed with blood and and  warning represent major spoiler ahead  even meets a pleasingly grisly untimely end. produced by none other than joe damato and this picture overall rates as good and sleazy fun. 
i must confess that i have been a huge fan of the almighty david the hoff hasselhoff ever since he starred in the hit 80 tv series knight rider. whether it his extraordinary debut as a libidinous high school basketball player in the hilariously raunchy revenge of the cheerleaders or his brilliant portrayal of a dashing prince in the schlocky sci fi gem starcrash and the hoff has proved time and time again that he a simply terrific (and shamefully underrated) actor supreme. the hoff excels here as gary and a cynical and skeptical photographer who along with his repressed virginal writer girlfriend leslie (attractive brunette leslie cummings) investigates a seedy dilapidated haunted hotel located on a remote island off the coast of massachussetts. theyre doing research on witchcraft throughout the ages and the hotel last owner was an actress who allegedly practiced the black arts. a bickering family also shows up on the premises to check out the hotel. pretty soon various folks begin to get bumped off in assorted gruesome ways by the mysterious lady in black (an effectively eerie hildegard knef). granted and the rest of the cast gives the hoff a run for his money represent the ever perky linda blair projects her customary charming flair as a spunky pregnant woman who winds up becoming possessed (natch. ) and legendary jazz singer annie ross bitches it up with gleeful aplomb as a snippy old bat (poor annie winds up being incinerated alive after she has her lips sewn shut and she hung upside down in a chimney) and and gorgeous blonde catherine hickland oozes considerable sex appeal from every fetching pore as a lusty slut. fabrizio laurenti competent direction and a suitably creepy atmosphere and gianlorenzo battaglia slick and glossy cinematography (the fluid prowling steadicam tracking shots are especially nice) and the gaudy special effects and carlo maria cordio and randy miller spirited shudderyn pooky score and and the gory and sadistic violence are all up to par. but ultimately it the tremendously dynamic and charismatic presence of the one and only the hoff which makes this choice tasty chunk of tacky italian horror cheese such a winner represent he takes his shirt off once (hubba hubba. ) and gets sprayed with blood and and  warning represent major spoiler ahead  even meets a pleasingly grisly untimely end. produced by none other than joe damato and this picture overall rates as good and sleazy fun. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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