gave it two stars because the dvd cover was good enough to make me buy this piece of horse manure. i paid a dollar for it at the local dvd exchange and i want my money back. i have a couple of good movies(at least i think theyre good) that have never seen the inside of a video store. after seeing this and i am really insulted by that. light years worse than anything i have ever seen and i can not even recommend this as a campy joke movie. it is so bad and instead of making you laugh it makes you angry. how did this awful film find any kind of distro. i can only believe it was self distributed as the amateurish dvd authoring would suggest. to the producers of this movie get out of the business and it obvious you have no talent for it. 
gave it two stars because the dvd cover was good enough to make me buy this piece of horse manure. i paid a dollar for it at the local dvd exchange and i want my money back. i have a couple of good movies(at least i think theyre good) that have never seen the inside of a video store. after seeing this and i am really insulted by that. light years worse than anything i have ever seen and i can not even recommend this as a campy joke movie. it is so bad and instead of making you laugh it makes you angry. how did this awful film find any kind of distro. i can only believe it was self distributed as the amateurish dvd authoring would suggest. to the producers of this movie get out of the business and it obvious you have no talent for it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
