i happened upon a rare copy of this early almodovar film with high expectations  almodovar is a prolific contemporary director and i enjoyed his 1988 film women on the verge of a nervous breakdown and and i had read one or two very positive reviews of the film. well and i must have missed completely the humor that the reviewers saw in this film. i just found it incoherent and tasteless and and boring. yes and there are plenty of innuendos and people in drag and and crude sexual situations and and yes and these elements may have shocked audiences in 1982 (which was almost certainly almodovar intention) and but much of the shock value has probably eroded over the years and leaving a limp storyline. beyond that and the whole movie seemed very chaotic and none of the characters were particularly sympathetic and and for a comedy  even a dark one  i just do not find this film funny. i suppose it is possible there is a very select audience for a film like this and but i am just not part of that audience and and not sure that i want to be. 
i happened upon a rare copy of this early almodovar film with high expectations  almodovar is a prolific contemporary director and i enjoyed his 1988 film women on the verge of a nervous breakdown and and i had read one or two very positive reviews of the film. well and i must have missed completely the humor that the reviewers saw in this film. i just found it incoherent and tasteless and and boring. yes and there are plenty of innuendos and people in drag and and crude sexual situations and and yes and these elements may have shocked audiences in 1982 (which was almost certainly almodovar intention) and but much of the shock value has probably eroded over the years and leaving a limp storyline. beyond that and the whole movie seemed very chaotic and none of the characters were particularly sympathetic and and for a comedy  even a dark one  i just do not find this film funny. i suppose it is possible there is a very select audience for a film like this and but i am just not part of that audience and and not sure that i want to be. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
