death machines takes a fairly decent premise for an action movie (unstoppable martial arts killing machines sent out to eliminate a crime boss opponents) and turns it into an unwatchable mess. i have rarely seen such a breath taking combination of tiny budget and bad acting and incoherent script released as a so called movie. it easily the worst martial arts or action oriented movie i have seen in years and eclipsing even ninja holocaust (which at least had some good energetic fight scenes). the actual star of the movie is the white death machine and (it basically his vehicle) so he is featured prominently in many more scenes than his two cohorts. he in good shape and and he not bad looking and but as an actor he barely there  think chuck norris in the octagon and only without any energy or emotion. this is obviously a deliberate choice on the part of the actor and director. but you have to be arnold to pull this kind of thing off and and this guy is no arnold. the movie (and the director) can not seem to find the time (or the budget) to film the scenes that would have answered the basic questions that it originally posed and like represent who was the shadowy figure giving the marbled mouthed asian lady her orders. how did the gang war end. why did the mush mouthed asian lady decide to have her zombie assassins killed. and what the heck happened that left her assistant dead and her wielding a katana like a broom stick. it does and however and find the time to film a completely extraneous bar fight in which a sailor (well and he looked like popeye) destroys a bar because the juke box do not work. it only related to the rest of the film because in the process he also k. o. the movie hero and a bartender or karate student who was a victim of the death machines first major assignment (he got his hand chopped off while they were killing his teacher). it follows this up with one of the most un called for love scenes between the hero and his girlfriend i have ever watched. the segue makes no sense  at the end of the bar fight and she grimacing over his splayed limp body and and the next thing they are in a tasteful shadow montage of sex and love that looks like it came from a hallmark card. btw and we never see the sailor again. and wait until you see the showdown between the homicide detective and his captain  it plays as if the director and screenwriter never actually saw a movie scene placed inside a police station and but had heard of them second hand and decided to include some without really knowing how they worked. the movie is a textbook case of poor casting and community theater level actors floundering without decent direction. the three death machines come across as clods while the hero knows his lines but can not carry the movie and given that his character is an ineffective wimp while his girlfriend is a charisma vacuum while and all the other minor parts are barely watchable. all this makes for a fairly poor movie but the dragon lady does more to drag the movie into subterranean stinker territory than anyone or anything else. she looks ridiculous while her tiny and inexpressive face is overpowered by her ton o hair skyscraper wig and she wears her red silk dress like a bathrobe and and she talks with a terrible mush mouth delivery that screams needed time with a dialog coach. poor lady  she was obviously way out of her element and and as far as i know and never appeared in a film again. add to this a low budget one synthesizer soundtrack that never shuts up and never plays anything appropriate or interesting while crappy film stock and lighting while fight choreography that is strictly from hunger while and a general all around dreariness and lack of energy in the blocking and the stage business. and you have one lame movie. i got this as part of a 50 movie dvd compilation and so it probably cost me about 50 cents to watch it. it wasn not worth it. feh. 
death machines takes a fairly decent premise for an action movie (unstoppable martial arts killing machines sent out to eliminate a crime boss opponents) and turns it into an unwatchable mess. i have rarely seen such a breath taking combination of tiny budget and bad acting and incoherent script released as a so called movie. it easily the worst martial arts or action oriented movie i have seen in years and eclipsing even ninja holocaust (which at least had some good energetic fight scenes). the actual star of the movie is the white death machine and (it basically his vehicle) so he is featured prominently in many more scenes than his two cohorts. he in good shape and and he not bad looking and but as an actor he barely there  think chuck norris in the octagon and only without any energy or emotion. this is obviously a deliberate choice on the part of the actor and director. but you have to be arnold to pull this kind of thing off and and this guy is no arnold. the movie (and the director) can not seem to find the time (or the budget) to film the scenes that would have answered the basic questions that it originally posed and like represent who was the shadowy figure giving the marbled mouthed asian lady her orders. how did the gang war end. why did the mush mouthed asian lady decide to have her zombie assassins killed. and what the heck happened that left her assistant dead and her wielding a katana like a broom stick. it does and however and find the time to film a completely extraneous bar fight in which a sailor (well and he looked like popeye) destroys a bar because the juke box do not work. it only related to the rest of the film because in the process he also k. o. the movie hero and a bartender or karate student who was a victim of the death machines first major assignment (he got his hand chopped off while they were killing his teacher). it follows this up with one of the most un called for love scenes between the hero and his girlfriend i have ever watched. the segue makes no sense  at the end of the bar fight and she grimacing over his splayed limp body and and the next thing they are in a tasteful shadow montage of sex and love that looks like it came from a hallmark card. btw and we never see the sailor again. and wait until you see the showdown between the homicide detective and his captain  it plays as if the director and screenwriter never actually saw a movie scene placed inside a police station and but had heard of them second hand and decided to include some without really knowing how they worked. the movie is a textbook case of poor casting and community theater level actors floundering without decent direction. the three death machines come across as clods while the hero knows his lines but can not carry the movie and given that his character is an ineffective wimp while his girlfriend is a charisma vacuum while and all the other minor parts are barely watchable. all this makes for a fairly poor movie but the dragon lady does more to drag the movie into subterranean stinker territory than anyone or anything else. she looks ridiculous while her tiny and inexpressive face is overpowered by her ton o hair skyscraper wig and she wears her red silk dress like a bathrobe and and she talks with a terrible mush mouth delivery that screams needed time with a dialog coach. poor lady  she was obviously way out of her element and and as far as i know and never appeared in a film again. add to this a low budget one synthesizer soundtrack that never shuts up and never plays anything appropriate or interesting while crappy film stock and lighting while fight choreography that is strictly from hunger while and a general all around dreariness and lack of energy in the blocking and the stage business. and you have one lame movie. i got this as part of a 50 movie dvd compilation and so it probably cost me about 50 cents to watch it. it wasn not worth it. feh. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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