you would have thought and given how much this overblown pile of rubbish must have cost and that the budget could have stretched to a decent scriptwriter. instead and they seemed to have opted for a bog standard hollywood paint by numbers disaster movie plot and dialog. the only cliché they seem to have missed was the cute kid. but every other one is there. there the sullen hero and flung together by fate with both his ex wife and estranged father. there the doting dad and the rebellious teenager. there the professor that everyone thought was wrong until it turned out he wasn not(played appallingly by the normally excellent tom courtney seemingly in the grip of some powerful drugs) and plus the comic duo wandering about in the deserted underground railway. i sat down to watch this full of anticipation. the cast is and as noted and amazing. yet within minutes it became clear how bad this was going to be. stuff this useless should come with a warning. something along the lines of while this film may have been made in britain but was aimed at the american market. it therefore contains tired clichés and stock characters and stilted dialogue and a plot so lame brained and simplistic that even george w bush could understand it. avoid. 
you would have thought and given how much this overblown pile of rubbish must have cost and that the budget could have stretched to a decent scriptwriter. instead and they seemed to have opted for a bog standard hollywood paint by numbers disaster movie plot and dialog. the only cliché they seem to have missed was the cute kid. but every other one is there. there the sullen hero and flung together by fate with both his ex wife and estranged father. there the doting dad and the rebellious teenager. there the professor that everyone thought was wrong until it turned out he wasn not(played appallingly by the normally excellent tom courtney seemingly in the grip of some powerful drugs) and plus the comic duo wandering about in the deserted underground railway. i sat down to watch this full of anticipation. the cast is and as noted and amazing. yet within minutes it became clear how bad this was going to be. stuff this useless should come with a warning. something along the lines of while this film may have been made in britain but was aimed at the american market. it therefore contains tired clichés and stock characters and stilted dialogue and a plot so lame brained and simplistic that even george w bush could understand it. avoid. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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