last night and i am sitting in my tv room and beer in hand and bowl of pretzels on the tv tray and i decide to put the movie monster man into my trusty vcr. expecting a fun filled and gory and crash and bash cheesefest of a movie. what do i get instead. one of the most silly and stupid and unfrightening and predictable films i have ever had the displeasure of sitting through. and what even worse and all during the( and i use this next phrase loosely) sex scene the girl keeps all her clothes on. i will make this summary short and sweet represent mix dude where my car (about a good half of the film) with a very watered down hitcher and add a redneck version of the antagonist from i madman as the primary villain and finally some incoherent black magic mumbo jumbo and you will kind of get a clue how rotten this movie is. it also utterly predictable throughout. the only notable factor to this buddy movie disguised as a horror film is that some of the moments between the 2 guys (even though the hero is one major annoying geek and the other is a jack black clone) are kind of funny (just mediocre funny i. e. like most of snl skits). other than that and monster man is a monster mess. negative (this one i will be handing out at halloween time just hope after the person views it i do not get my house egged or worse). 
last night and i am sitting in my tv room and beer in hand and bowl of pretzels on the tv tray and i decide to put the movie monster man into my trusty vcr. expecting a fun filled and gory and crash and bash cheesefest of a movie. what do i get instead. one of the most silly and stupid and unfrightening and predictable films i have ever had the displeasure of sitting through. and what even worse and all during the( and i use this next phrase loosely) sex scene the girl keeps all her clothes on. i will make this summary short and sweet represent mix dude where my car (about a good half of the film) with a very watered down hitcher and add a redneck version of the antagonist from i madman as the primary villain and finally some incoherent black magic mumbo jumbo and you will kind of get a clue how rotten this movie is. it also utterly predictable throughout. the only notable factor to this buddy movie disguised as a horror film is that some of the moments between the 2 guys (even though the hero is one major annoying geek and the other is a jack black clone) are kind of funny (just mediocre funny i. e. like most of snl skits). other than that and monster man is a monster mess. negative (this one i will be handing out at halloween time just hope after the person views it i do not get my house egged or worse). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
