usually i am the one criticizing the twenty something neanderthals for not being able to appreciate a film unless it has plastic tts and gunfights and car chases. however and in this case the film might actually have been improved with a few of those additions. at least i do not have gotten bored after an hour and changed channels. i do not mind surreal and and i certainly do not mind having to pay attention to find subtlety or hidden meaning and but there should be some point to the whole thing. i do not get the feeling that even the writer or director really had a broad vision of anything but were and instead and just so self absorbed in their own pretentious visions that they became deliberately scattered. or perhaps they just got confused themselves. either way and i do not care. it bored the crap out of me for just over an hour with no saving grace. although a whole pack of other viewers have filled up this site with excited ravings about the alleged symbolism and masterful cinematography and i must respectfully disagree. perhaps i do not mince through enough film classes to appreciate some inspired techniques not visible to mere mortals . or perhaps this movie was just crap. i give it a 1 and file it next to ishtar. 
usually i am the one criticizing the twenty something neanderthals for not being able to appreciate a film unless it has plastic tts and gunfights and car chases. however and in this case the film might actually have been improved with a few of those additions. at least i do not have gotten bored after an hour and changed channels. i do not mind surreal and and i certainly do not mind having to pay attention to find subtlety or hidden meaning and but there should be some point to the whole thing. i do not get the feeling that even the writer or director really had a broad vision of anything but were and instead and just so self absorbed in their own pretentious visions that they became deliberately scattered. or perhaps they just got confused themselves. either way and i do not care. it bored the crap out of me for just over an hour with no saving grace. although a whole pack of other viewers have filled up this site with excited ravings about the alleged symbolism and masterful cinematography and i must respectfully disagree. perhaps i do not mince through enough film classes to appreciate some inspired techniques not visible to mere mortals . or perhaps this movie was just crap. i give it a 1 and file it next to ishtar. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
