the best bit in the film was when alan pulled down her knickers and ran the cut throat razor over her bum cheeks and around her bum hole. it was also brilliant to see alan bum going up and down like a fiddler elbow later on in the film. alan was tough as hell in it like when he got annoyed and pushed the four eyed wimp onto the sofa. i have been laughing for days about the cut throat razor bit. a brilliant idea by the script writers. alan must be brought back into eastenders so he can do the same to peggy. alan is back and and this time he armed with a razor. watch out if youre a girl and he finds you and pulls your knickers down. 
the best bit in the film was when alan pulled down her knickers and ran the cut throat razor over her bum cheeks and around her bum hole. it was also brilliant to see alan bum going up and down like a fiddler elbow later on in the film. alan was tough as hell in it like when he got annoyed and pushed the four eyed wimp onto the sofa. i have been laughing for days about the cut throat razor bit. a brilliant idea by the script writers. alan must be brought back into eastenders so he can do the same to peggy. alan is back and and this time he armed with a razor. watch out if youre a girl and he finds you and pulls your knickers down. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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