after wasting 2 hours of my life watching this movie on late night television and i went back and reread some of the imdb material and to remind myself of why i watched it in the first place. in hindsight and the only thing that i can think of is that the genre generally appeals to me. but this movie was a total waste of effort. it fails on every level and and to see that it described on imdb as a comedy really leaves me at a loss. i do not recall more than a couple of chuckles. there are more laughs in any episode of law and order than in the last man. seriously. too much of the characters interaction just do not seem to me to have any foundation and and was therefore very unlikely or unbelievable. if it hadn not been for the almost gratuitous bikini shots and well and what can i say. avoid this movie like the plague. or tape it and just fast forward to the bikini shots. do not spend even $1 to rent it though. 
after wasting 2 hours of my life watching this movie on late night television and i went back and reread some of the imdb material and to remind myself of why i watched it in the first place. in hindsight and the only thing that i can think of is that the genre generally appeals to me. but this movie was a total waste of effort. it fails on every level and and to see that it described on imdb as a comedy really leaves me at a loss. i do not recall more than a couple of chuckles. there are more laughs in any episode of law and order than in the last man. seriously. too much of the characters interaction just do not seem to me to have any foundation and and was therefore very unlikely or unbelievable. if it hadn not been for the almost gratuitous bikini shots and well and what can i say. avoid this movie like the plague. or tape it and just fast forward to the bikini shots. do not spend even $1 to rent it though. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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