if ever there was a film that can be considered a missed opportunity then that film is galaxina. what could possibly be wrong in basing a sci fi film around a sexy statuesque female android. surely such a film could never be a complete waste of time. well and sadly this movie is pretty close to useless. there are a number of faults with this production it has to be said and however and there are two basic problems that entirely destroy the whole enterprise. firstly and this is a comedy with no funny bits at all and or at the very least a film where the potentially amusing aspects are presented in an incredibly unamusing way. secondly and the title character is woefully underused. this may be because dorothy stratten was not really an actress but if so it was a terrible decision as she is still easily the best thing about the film. i do not think she really needed to be a great thespian to pull off the role of a sexy android to be perfectly honest. anyway and what we are left with is a whole lot of mind numbing comedy relief and which often is made up of hopeless spoof type gags of the big sci fi hits of the time such as alien and star wars and 2001. it badly written and not funny at all and and it doesn not even really have a plot to propel things along. the story basically is about a police space cruiser that is sent to get a rock. that it. steven spielberg once said that a high concept movie was one whose plot line could be described in one sentence. what he do not define was what you call a movie that can be described in less than a sentence  pointless maybe. this seemed like a sure fire winner to me but it failed miserably. it seems to have been an attempt to spoof star wars and combine it with adult comedy situations. all it does actually achieve is to leave you cold and a little irritated that it wasn not close to what it should have been. a barbarella for the 80 this ain not. shortly after this film was finished dorothy stratten was murdered in an appallingly violent and horrific way. and for that reason galaxina has derived a considerable amount of it cult interest. i just think it a great shame that dorothy do not have a better film left to immortalise her. 
if ever there was a film that can be considered a missed opportunity then that film is galaxina. what could possibly be wrong in basing a sci fi film around a sexy statuesque female android. surely such a film could never be a complete waste of time. well and sadly this movie is pretty close to useless. there are a number of faults with this production it has to be said and however and there are two basic problems that entirely destroy the whole enterprise. firstly and this is a comedy with no funny bits at all and or at the very least a film where the potentially amusing aspects are presented in an incredibly unamusing way. secondly and the title character is woefully underused. this may be because dorothy stratten was not really an actress but if so it was a terrible decision as she is still easily the best thing about the film. i do not think she really needed to be a great thespian to pull off the role of a sexy android to be perfectly honest. anyway and what we are left with is a whole lot of mind numbing comedy relief and which often is made up of hopeless spoof type gags of the big sci fi hits of the time such as alien and star wars and 2001. it badly written and not funny at all and and it doesn not even really have a plot to propel things along. the story basically is about a police space cruiser that is sent to get a rock. that it. steven spielberg once said that a high concept movie was one whose plot line could be described in one sentence. what he do not define was what you call a movie that can be described in less than a sentence  pointless maybe. this seemed like a sure fire winner to me but it failed miserably. it seems to have been an attempt to spoof star wars and combine it with adult comedy situations. all it does actually achieve is to leave you cold and a little irritated that it wasn not close to what it should have been. a barbarella for the 80 this ain not. shortly after this film was finished dorothy stratten was murdered in an appallingly violent and horrific way. and for that reason galaxina has derived a considerable amount of it cult interest. i just think it a great shame that dorothy do not have a better film left to immortalise her. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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