i only watched this because i saw a couple of good reviews for this and so i was expecting at the very least a half way cheesy movie. toybox doesn not even deliver that. there are so many problems with this flick and that i do not even know where to start and so i will list a couple of main issues (once again and spoiler warning. just read them and it will save you the trouble of watching this later). one and this movie starts out with and and often mentions and the mythical folklore of both celeste noir (a witch and who the main character claims she is the reincarnation of) and and the mid folker (or something like that and an evil man with a big smile who cuts people open with hooks and sells their innards in pies). i liked that and it was a cute concept and anything to do with pies is simply enjoyable. but then you watch the movie and it all about this idiot girl and her boyfriend (and what was the deal with him. was he psychic. did he have powers. why did he keep seeing visions that even the so called witch do not notice. ) and and them meeting their insane family. not really insane and they just argue a lot. that what most of this movie is and arguing and and they barely touch on the supposed myth ever again except in a couple of confusing scenes that you can not make heads or tails of. in one scene and berenice (the main witch related character) wanders off and does some sort of ritual by candle light. it seemed rather important and but absolutely nothing happened after she did it and it just wasted more of my time. and who the hell was that guy with his dog. you see him walking towards the house from the very start of the movie with that evil red eyed dog and and then he finally gets there and gets killed. what the hell. was he the mid folker. was his dog possessed. did someone kill the dog. they never really showed that. also and any scene involving the vicar was completely pointless and only served to weakly explain the lame ending. it was like they had all these interesting character ideas and they all went nowhere. the boyfriend and who obviously had some sort of powers but never explains them. the grandmother and who appeared to also have some sort of witch powers and but never used them. the vicar and who. ok and never mind and there really was no point for his existence at all. and then there was berenice and her stupid amulet. could she really do magic and or did she just use it to reflect light and blind people. this was a complete waste of time and and the only reason i give it two stars at all is because a) berenice is kinda cute and and b) it mentioned pies. save yourself the money of renting this and dear god do not even think about buying it and unless wasting money is a new fad. 
i only watched this because i saw a couple of good reviews for this and so i was expecting at the very least a half way cheesy movie. toybox doesn not even deliver that. there are so many problems with this flick and that i do not even know where to start and so i will list a couple of main issues (once again and spoiler warning. just read them and it will save you the trouble of watching this later). one and this movie starts out with and and often mentions and the mythical folklore of both celeste noir (a witch and who the main character claims she is the reincarnation of) and and the mid folker (or something like that and an evil man with a big smile who cuts people open with hooks and sells their innards in pies). i liked that and it was a cute concept and anything to do with pies is simply enjoyable. but then you watch the movie and it all about this idiot girl and her boyfriend (and what was the deal with him. was he psychic. did he have powers. why did he keep seeing visions that even the so called witch do not notice. ) and and them meeting their insane family. not really insane and they just argue a lot. that what most of this movie is and arguing and and they barely touch on the supposed myth ever again except in a couple of confusing scenes that you can not make heads or tails of. in one scene and berenice (the main witch related character) wanders off and does some sort of ritual by candle light. it seemed rather important and but absolutely nothing happened after she did it and it just wasted more of my time. and who the hell was that guy with his dog. you see him walking towards the house from the very start of the movie with that evil red eyed dog and and then he finally gets there and gets killed. what the hell. was he the mid folker. was his dog possessed. did someone kill the dog. they never really showed that. also and any scene involving the vicar was completely pointless and only served to weakly explain the lame ending. it was like they had all these interesting character ideas and they all went nowhere. the boyfriend and who obviously had some sort of powers but never explains them. the grandmother and who appeared to also have some sort of witch powers and but never used them. the vicar and who. ok and never mind and there really was no point for his existence at all. and then there was berenice and her stupid amulet. could she really do magic and or did she just use it to reflect light and blind people. this was a complete waste of time and and the only reason i give it two stars at all is because a) berenice is kinda cute and and b) it mentioned pies. save yourself the money of renting this and dear god do not even think about buying it and unless wasting money is a new fad. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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