alien express is one of the worst movies i have bothered to experience. the plot is predictable. the aliens look like rubber sock puppets. the effects would have been mediocre in the 70  and but are just atrocious by today standards. couldn not they take a shot of a real train instead of using an obvious model. the acting isn not great but and really and the dialogue is the worst part. it gouges its way into your mind. don not you die on me. not now. if you ever manage to suspend disbelief long enough to be absorbed into the movie and you will rapidly be jolted painfully back to reality by the aliens and the model train and or the clichéd dialogue. the only reason i do not give this movie a 1 is that it doesn not deserve to be rated so badly that some poor suckers might watch it for the pleasure inherent in a truly bad film. 
alien express is one of the worst movies i have bothered to experience. the plot is predictable. the aliens look like rubber sock puppets. the effects would have been mediocre in the 70  and but are just atrocious by today standards. couldn not they take a shot of a real train instead of using an obvious model. the acting isn not great but and really and the dialogue is the worst part. it gouges its way into your mind. don not you die on me. not now. if you ever manage to suspend disbelief long enough to be absorbed into the movie and you will rapidly be jolted painfully back to reality by the aliens and the model train and or the clichéd dialogue. the only reason i do not give this movie a 1 is that it doesn not deserve to be rated so badly that some poor suckers might watch it for the pleasure inherent in a truly bad film. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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