a pretentious but  to varying degrees  watchable collection of mostly pointless stories. but let start from the top. kaurismaki represent if one ever wondered what finnish love or romance was like and perhaps this dull little oddity is some indication. subdued feelings and non emotions and apathetic faces and a very depressing prospect of moving from finland to siberia. i guess the sequel to this story will be for our honeymoon we move from siberia to greenland. aki obviously had no clue what to write for this little movie and so he just made up some half assed non story centering around a band he particularly likes (or maybe theyre his friends) because we get to watch them and listen to their music more than the two principal characters. erice represent first off and i have never heard of this guy before  and now i know why. nice black and white photography and pretty much nothing else  unless being bored silly can be considered an asset. but you would be surprised how many movie critics and film students love boredom in movies so i hotly recommend erice 10 minute snooze fest to those two groups of humanoids. herzog represent not a movie but probably a slice out of his documentaries about tribes in south america. this isn not a short film but a report and but considering how dull the first two entries were and herzog bit is almost refreshing and does have some interesting moments and and if nothing else fits into the movie pretentious time concept very neatly. jarmusch represent as was to be almost expected and this once interesting film maker (with the brain of a peanut while a talented idiot savant) serves us yet another doze of pointlessness. he has become lazy and can not be bothered to write anything interesting and either for his own movies or a collection such as tmo. the only bright side in watching how a dumb veggie actress spends 10 minutes in a trailer is that she is played by the lovely chloe sevigny. otherwise and skip this nonsense. oh and and btw represent i do not believe that any young actress listens to classical music while was jarmusch trying to be surreal by making chloe listen to that kind of music. does lindsey lohan perhaps listen to opera. maybe drew barrymore is a jazz fan. who am i to say they aren not. jim jarmusch is a moron. oh and right. i already mentioned that. wenders represent here is the actual shock of the whole movie represent wenders can actually make something good. everything else i have seen from this overrated charlatan has so far been dull and pointless. however and this short little story is done with style(.  atypical) and is the best part of the movie. it leaves one wanting to see more of it and even though the story has a resolution. spike lee represent oh and dear lord what can i say here. lee makes anyone seem talented by comparison. like herzog and he chooses not a story but submits a report  and a left wing political propaganda report at that. cnn and but in black and white and and one sided and of course. naturally and we wuz robbed and the retarded title of this little sleep inducer and is about how the poor and gullible and infinitely idealistic democrats wuz robbed by bush and his evil evil team of thieves. this is by far the dumbest and dullest entry in this movie and and i had to utilize the fast forward button so as not to doze off. spike lee truly is a product of affirmative action. god knows how many really talented (black) directors never had a chance to make movies because this pretentious and talentless little runt keeps getting opportunity after opportunity to make them. and he gets it wrong every time. now that does take some kind of talent and right. kaige represent the chinese story has a solid premise. it okay and nothing more. all in all and there are many and far better movies to spend your time on and but if your time isn not that valuable (as is apparently the case with my own) you can check this little film out. ten minutes sure can be an eternity in the hands of anti masters of cinema. time is precious. waste it on better movies.  fedor miklowitz and 1588. 
a pretentious but  to varying degrees  watchable collection of mostly pointless stories. but let start from the top. kaurismaki represent if one ever wondered what finnish love or romance was like and perhaps this dull little oddity is some indication. subdued feelings and non emotions and apathetic faces and a very depressing prospect of moving from finland to siberia. i guess the sequel to this story will be for our honeymoon we move from siberia to greenland. aki obviously had no clue what to write for this little movie and so he just made up some half assed non story centering around a band he particularly likes (or maybe theyre his friends) because we get to watch them and listen to their music more than the two principal characters. erice represent first off and i have never heard of this guy before  and now i know why. nice black and white photography and pretty much nothing else  unless being bored silly can be considered an asset. but you would be surprised how many movie critics and film students love boredom in movies so i hotly recommend erice 10 minute snooze fest to those two groups of humanoids. herzog represent not a movie but probably a slice out of his documentaries about tribes in south america. this isn not a short film but a report and but considering how dull the first two entries were and herzog bit is almost refreshing and does have some interesting moments and and if nothing else fits into the movie pretentious time concept very neatly. jarmusch represent as was to be almost expected and this once interesting film maker (with the brain of a peanut while a talented idiot savant) serves us yet another doze of pointlessness. he has become lazy and can not be bothered to write anything interesting and either for his own movies or a collection such as tmo. the only bright side in watching how a dumb veggie actress spends 10 minutes in a trailer is that she is played by the lovely chloe sevigny. otherwise and skip this nonsense. oh and and btw represent i do not believe that any young actress listens to classical music while was jarmusch trying to be surreal by making chloe listen to that kind of music. does lindsey lohan perhaps listen to opera. maybe drew barrymore is a jazz fan. who am i to say they aren not. jim jarmusch is a moron. oh and right. i already mentioned that. wenders represent here is the actual shock of the whole movie represent wenders can actually make something good. everything else i have seen from this overrated charlatan has so far been dull and pointless. however and this short little story is done with style(.  atypical) and is the best part of the movie. it leaves one wanting to see more of it and even though the story has a resolution. spike lee represent oh and dear lord what can i say here. lee makes anyone seem talented by comparison. like herzog and he chooses not a story but submits a report  and a left wing political propaganda report at that. cnn and but in black and white and and one sided and of course. naturally and we wuz robbed and the retarded title of this little sleep inducer and is about how the poor and gullible and infinitely idealistic democrats wuz robbed by bush and his evil evil team of thieves. this is by far the dumbest and dullest entry in this movie and and i had to utilize the fast forward button so as not to doze off. spike lee truly is a product of affirmative action. god knows how many really talented (black) directors never had a chance to make movies because this pretentious and talentless little runt keeps getting opportunity after opportunity to make them. and he gets it wrong every time. now that does take some kind of talent and right. kaige represent the chinese story has a solid premise. it okay and nothing more. all in all and there are many and far better movies to spend your time on and but if your time isn not that valuable (as is apparently the case with my own) you can check this little film out. ten minutes sure can be an eternity in the hands of anti masters of cinema. time is precious. waste it on better movies.  fedor miklowitz and 1588. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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