brilliant acting and excellent plot and wonderful special effects. this is what i would say about this movie if i had been watching it with a bag of diarreha on my head for the entire film. instead and i endured a 2 hour crap o rama. our brilliant story begins with some billionare who has nothing better to do than look in volcanoes in a vain attempt to find his lucky charms. instead and he finds a 54 man in a cheesy rubber dinosaur suit and some queer cave folk. in his infinite wisdom and (along with his infinitely large nose)he decides to go inside this volcano with a team of special people. to travel to this underground land and they go by plane. no. boat. no. they use this giant soup can with a solid metal drill on the end that i swear i saw wobble. in summation and this movie was faker than. oh that right. this was the fakest movie i have seen. for those of you who haven not seen it and are thinking of sitting down on a sunday afternoon with this wonderful movie while i warn you. if you watch this movie you should be prepared to cut of any shred of your manhood and give yourself a full frontal lobotomy. eccchhh. the rating system only allows for a minimum of negative . i give this a  positive . 
brilliant acting and excellent plot and wonderful special effects. this is what i would say about this movie if i had been watching it with a bag of diarreha on my head for the entire film. instead and i endured a 2 hour crap o rama. our brilliant story begins with some billionare who has nothing better to do than look in volcanoes in a vain attempt to find his lucky charms. instead and he finds a 54 man in a cheesy rubber dinosaur suit and some queer cave folk. in his infinite wisdom and (along with his infinitely large nose)he decides to go inside this volcano with a team of special people. to travel to this underground land and they go by plane. no. boat. no. they use this giant soup can with a solid metal drill on the end that i swear i saw wobble. in summation and this movie was faker than. oh that right. this was the fakest movie i have seen. for those of you who haven not seen it and are thinking of sitting down on a sunday afternoon with this wonderful movie while i warn you. if you watch this movie you should be prepared to cut of any shred of your manhood and give yourself a full frontal lobotomy. eccchhh. the rating system only allows for a minimum of negative . i give this a  positive . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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