this. thing. oh god this thing. i can not even call it a movie. a movie is something that does something. goes somewhere. has some semblance of a plot or something. i do not know how i am doing it. i really do not. first i say dark fields is the worst movie ever. and i thought it was. then pirates of ghost island proved me wrong. and now and third time in a row and another film goes above and beyond the call of duty to prove me wrong. (sighs) ok. dark harvest ii represent the maize. lord this is awful. let me break it down for you. man senses daughters are in danger through some magical psychic powers he got from his act ii popcorn apparently and races to find them in a corn field. of course this is the hugest cornfield in all of existence and being the size of the cornfields from jeepers creepers and children of the corn and and signs combined. the main character and whose name is shy (awesome name btw) then runs through a corn field. finds some ghost girls and talks to them and and. runs through a corn field. digs a while. and runs through a corn field. and the incredibly sad thing. i am really not leaving anything out. that pretty much is the entire movie. the only thing i may be leaving out is how he gets chased by two policemen who want to arrest him for. i do not know. pretending to be an actor. i do not care by this point. he gets away and the police are somethinged by the killer offscreen. holy crap there a killer. apparently yes there is as he introduced nearly 4/5 into the movie. but wait. then he runs away for a while and there  and you guessed it and more running through the corn field and digging. then there the ending where he saves his daughters. huzzah. the biggest problem with this movie is and it boring. it incredibly and inhumanly and tremendously boring. i can not explain how atrociously dull this thing is. nothing happens and the characters are as appealing as a root canal and and it just an hour and a half of nothing. the only good thing that came out of this movie was that me and my friend may have found enlightenment due to the near nirvana state this movie put us into after the effects of the drugs in our brain had to kick into overdrive to keep us alive. during the ensuing insanity and i found hugging a wall much more enjoyable and my friend found a new passion for laughing hysterically while flopping all over the floor as if he having a seizure. this is the sort of insanity this movie brings. it not just bad. it bad for your health. the cover looks awesome with a picture of an awesome scarecrow killer that i would totally consider dressing up as for a horror con and but this was the most misleading box ever. dont let it fool you too. do not watch this movie. watch a better corn movie. any movie about corn is better. just do not let it get you. do not. a negative . 
this. thing. oh god this thing. i can not even call it a movie. a movie is something that does something. goes somewhere. has some semblance of a plot or something. i do not know how i am doing it. i really do not. first i say dark fields is the worst movie ever. and i thought it was. then pirates of ghost island proved me wrong. and now and third time in a row and another film goes above and beyond the call of duty to prove me wrong. (sighs) ok. dark harvest ii represent the maize. lord this is awful. let me break it down for you. man senses daughters are in danger through some magical psychic powers he got from his act ii popcorn apparently and races to find them in a corn field. of course this is the hugest cornfield in all of existence and being the size of the cornfields from jeepers creepers and children of the corn and and signs combined. the main character and whose name is shy (awesome name btw) then runs through a corn field. finds some ghost girls and talks to them and and. runs through a corn field. digs a while. and runs through a corn field. and the incredibly sad thing. i am really not leaving anything out. that pretty much is the entire movie. the only thing i may be leaving out is how he gets chased by two policemen who want to arrest him for. i do not know. pretending to be an actor. i do not care by this point. he gets away and the police are somethinged by the killer offscreen. holy crap there a killer. apparently yes there is as he introduced nearly 4/5 into the movie. but wait. then he runs away for a while and there  and you guessed it and more running through the corn field and digging. then there the ending where he saves his daughters. huzzah. the biggest problem with this movie is and it boring. it incredibly and inhumanly and tremendously boring. i can not explain how atrociously dull this thing is. nothing happens and the characters are as appealing as a root canal and and it just an hour and a half of nothing. the only good thing that came out of this movie was that me and my friend may have found enlightenment due to the near nirvana state this movie put us into after the effects of the drugs in our brain had to kick into overdrive to keep us alive. during the ensuing insanity and i found hugging a wall much more enjoyable and my friend found a new passion for laughing hysterically while flopping all over the floor as if he having a seizure. this is the sort of insanity this movie brings. it not just bad. it bad for your health. the cover looks awesome with a picture of an awesome scarecrow killer that i would totally consider dressing up as for a horror con and but this was the most misleading box ever. dont let it fool you too. do not watch this movie. watch a better corn movie. any movie about corn is better. just do not let it get you. do not. a negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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