the following review is one from the wrong side of the tracks and meaning two things represent you will hear nothing but praises coming from me and do not be fooled by my rating. i also could tell you that this review contains no spoilers and but technically. that a lie. well and . screw the review. i am just going to ramble a bit. it has been a while since i had so much fun with such a bad film. and if you cannot enjoy this piece of utter drivel and then you simply have no sense of humor. first off and this movie was meant to be taken seriously and and that the main aspect were the fun is coming from. the story. a doctor son is terminally ill. daddy doctor decides that a hart transplant must be the only way of saving his son. so and in true mad doctor style and he decides that the heart of a gorilla will do the trick. of course and the gorilla heart is much too potent for a human and so sonny boy transforms into this hideous ape man that immediately breaks free and goes on a killing and raping spree (because that simply what any horny beast would do and isn not it. ). the make up of our ape man is hilarious. there simply no other way of putting it represent the guys face looks like a turd. i am talking human excrement here and the solid brown kind. beautiful. the gore in this flick is wonderful too represent aside from real footage of an open heart surgery and we also have incredibly fake (but quite nasty) looking blood and gore effects represent a decapitation and an eye gouging and a throat ripping and the scalping of someone skull and . it hilarious and and indeed it quite incomprehensible why night of the bloody apes ever made it to the notorious uk video nasties list and because all of the nasty things portrayed in this film are simply too ridiculous to be taken seriously. oh and and there only one bloody ape running around in it too and by the way. so and needless to say that la horripilante bestia humana is a much more accurate title for this terrifying and convincing tale of science gone horribly wrong. when not trying to shock with poorly staged acts of bloody violence or random portrayals of female nudity and this movie manages to be highly entertaining with ingredients like nonsensical dialogues and cheap cardboard sets and plot stupidity and incredibly bad acting. just a few random examples and maybe. about the sets represent one can clearly see that the set designers just used the same walls and doors and windows (etc. ) over and over again to be build various different interior sets (e. g. represent one side of the hospital room  the window side  where the unconscious wrestling girl lies and looks suspiciously similar like the window side of the basement laboratory from where ape man escapes while the set designers also took one of the side windows from the laboratory and made it a bit larger and just placed it in the conference room of the hospital while all the walls in any building are the same grey ones while . ). then there the setting of the park. clearly shot in a studio and you can see (on several occasions) that the grass is loose. whenever there some struggling or fighting or raping going on and the grass just shifts and shuffles and you can see the grey concrete from the studio floor beneath it. just a few random lines that come out the actors mouths represent  in the conference room where all the doctors are debating the disappearance of unconscious wrestling girl (a disappearance that would of course mean bad publicity for the hospital) and daddy doctor intelligently utters we find ourselves in a situation that is difficult.  during that same debate a colleague doctor cleverly remarks a sleepwalker. any sleepwalker gets up. and hereby providing a solid excuse for the disappearance of unconscious wrestling girl.  after our investigating detective and through the amazing process of his own logical deduction and concludes and tells his superior that the murderer must be a half man or half beast and his superior answers that it absurd and adding the line it more probable that of late and more and more and youre watching on your television many of those pictures of terror. truly one of the best lines of the movie. other sources of laughter represent  the two scenes were daddy doctor and his igor like assistant kidnap the gorilla from the zoo and unconscious wrestling girl from the hospital  these well thought out acts of abduction are like taking candy from a baby.  daddy doctor speaks to god a lot and doesn not he.  sonny boy calling daddy doctor papa on more than one occasion.  an old lady screaming aaargh. a dead man. a dead man. a dead man. a dead man.  the plot periodically stops to wallow in scenes of women wrestling and only to go on again and do nothing with that concept. sure and daddy doctor replaces sonny boy gorilla heart a second time with that of unconscious wrestling girl and but do you think something spectacular happens after that. like ape turd man growing breasts or something and trying to rape men this time. our leading living wrestling beauty (norma lazareno) doesn not even go into a climactic wrestling contest with ape turd man near the movie finale. but ape turd man does start to show some motherly love near the end. almost (and i say almost) in true king kong style (i. e. the top of a building and people on the ground pointing and screaming). okay and i think that enough now. i chipped in more than my two cents here. vomitron rational rating for this sleazy piece of hilarious dreck represent negative . vomitron rating from the wrong side of the tracks represent positive . go see this film and people. it is well worth it. 
the following review is one from the wrong side of the tracks and meaning two things represent you will hear nothing but praises coming from me and do not be fooled by my rating. i also could tell you that this review contains no spoilers and but technically. that a lie. well and . screw the review. i am just going to ramble a bit. it has been a while since i had so much fun with such a bad film. and if you cannot enjoy this piece of utter drivel and then you simply have no sense of humor. first off and this movie was meant to be taken seriously and and that the main aspect were the fun is coming from. the story. a doctor son is terminally ill. daddy doctor decides that a hart transplant must be the only way of saving his son. so and in true mad doctor style and he decides that the heart of a gorilla will do the trick. of course and the gorilla heart is much too potent for a human and so sonny boy transforms into this hideous ape man that immediately breaks free and goes on a killing and raping spree (because that simply what any horny beast would do and isn not it. ). the make up of our ape man is hilarious. there simply no other way of putting it represent the guys face looks like a turd. i am talking human excrement here and the solid brown kind. beautiful. the gore in this flick is wonderful too represent aside from real footage of an open heart surgery and we also have incredibly fake (but quite nasty) looking blood and gore effects represent a decapitation and an eye gouging and a throat ripping and the scalping of someone skull and . it hilarious and and indeed it quite incomprehensible why night of the bloody apes ever made it to the notorious uk video nasties list and because all of the nasty things portrayed in this film are simply too ridiculous to be taken seriously. oh and and there only one bloody ape running around in it too and by the way. so and needless to say that la horripilante bestia humana is a much more accurate title for this terrifying and convincing tale of science gone horribly wrong. when not trying to shock with poorly staged acts of bloody violence or random portrayals of female nudity and this movie manages to be highly entertaining with ingredients like nonsensical dialogues and cheap cardboard sets and plot stupidity and incredibly bad acting. just a few random examples and maybe. about the sets represent one can clearly see that the set designers just used the same walls and doors and windows (etc. ) over and over again to be build various different interior sets (e. g. represent one side of the hospital room  the window side  where the unconscious wrestling girl lies and looks suspiciously similar like the window side of the basement laboratory from where ape man escapes while the set designers also took one of the side windows from the laboratory and made it a bit larger and just placed it in the conference room of the hospital while all the walls in any building are the same grey ones while . ). then there the setting of the park. clearly shot in a studio and you can see (on several occasions) that the grass is loose. whenever there some struggling or fighting or raping going on and the grass just shifts and shuffles and you can see the grey concrete from the studio floor beneath it. just a few random lines that come out the actors mouths represent  in the conference room where all the doctors are debating the disappearance of unconscious wrestling girl (a disappearance that would of course mean bad publicity for the hospital) and daddy doctor intelligently utters we find ourselves in a situation that is difficult.  during that same debate a colleague doctor cleverly remarks a sleepwalker. any sleepwalker gets up. and hereby providing a solid excuse for the disappearance of unconscious wrestling girl.  after our investigating detective and through the amazing process of his own logical deduction and concludes and tells his superior that the murderer must be a half man or half beast and his superior answers that it absurd and adding the line it more probable that of late and more and more and youre watching on your television many of those pictures of terror. truly one of the best lines of the movie. other sources of laughter represent  the two scenes were daddy doctor and his igor like assistant kidnap the gorilla from the zoo and unconscious wrestling girl from the hospital  these well thought out acts of abduction are like taking candy from a baby.  daddy doctor speaks to god a lot and doesn not he.  sonny boy calling daddy doctor papa on more than one occasion.  an old lady screaming aaargh. a dead man. a dead man. a dead man. a dead man.  the plot periodically stops to wallow in scenes of women wrestling and only to go on again and do nothing with that concept. sure and daddy doctor replaces sonny boy gorilla heart a second time with that of unconscious wrestling girl and but do you think something spectacular happens after that. like ape turd man growing breasts or something and trying to rape men this time. our leading living wrestling beauty (norma lazareno) doesn not even go into a climactic wrestling contest with ape turd man near the movie finale. but ape turd man does start to show some motherly love near the end. almost (and i say almost) in true king kong style (i. e. the top of a building and people on the ground pointing and screaming). okay and i think that enough now. i chipped in more than my two cents here. vomitron rational rating for this sleazy piece of hilarious dreck represent negative . vomitron rating from the wrong side of the tracks represent positive . go see this film and people. it is well worth it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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