dire beyond belief. obviously set on the isle of man masquerading as the us  very badly  and full of cut rate british actors who can not do american accents. a monster that looks like an unarticulated promotional cut out for alien from a movie store and with the most inflexible feet ever seen. girls in the shower and undressing and catfighting and blah and blah and blah. you get the idea. don not watch it and run away and hide and avoid. 
dire beyond belief. obviously set on the isle of man masquerading as the us  very badly  and full of cut rate british actors who can not do american accents. a monster that looks like an unarticulated promotional cut out for alien from a movie store and with the most inflexible feet ever seen. girls in the shower and undressing and catfighting and blah and blah and blah. you get the idea. don not watch it and run away and hide and avoid. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
