i found the movie at my local video store and i was surprised to see it on dvd. i had heard about the explicit sex scenes and gruesome violence and and the notorious debauchery. i sat and watched and i began laughing. the set decorations and art direction was cheap and fake while the nudity was sardonic and incredibly unsexy while the story was poorly written and it was just a parade of incredibly beautiful and talented actors being held hostage to quote the worst dialogue ever written. the incestuous relationship between caligola (malcolm mcdowell) and his serenely beautiful sister drusilla (theresa ann savoy and a vulnerable beauty) can not be taken seriously. it not even shocking or repulsive. peter otoole and john geilgud were obviously held hostage during the making of this film luckily they die in the first thirty minutes of the film. the cinematography was a joke and i was even more amused when they used a quote from the bible. the book of mark no less. if you are looking for shock value and this movie will disappoint you. if you are looking for camp cult value and you will be even more disappointed. i know i was. i have seen shocking and this is two hours of your life you will never have back. 
i found the movie at my local video store and i was surprised to see it on dvd. i had heard about the explicit sex scenes and gruesome violence and and the notorious debauchery. i sat and watched and i began laughing. the set decorations and art direction was cheap and fake while the nudity was sardonic and incredibly unsexy while the story was poorly written and it was just a parade of incredibly beautiful and talented actors being held hostage to quote the worst dialogue ever written. the incestuous relationship between caligola (malcolm mcdowell) and his serenely beautiful sister drusilla (theresa ann savoy and a vulnerable beauty) can not be taken seriously. it not even shocking or repulsive. peter otoole and john geilgud were obviously held hostage during the making of this film luckily they die in the first thirty minutes of the film. the cinematography was a joke and i was even more amused when they used a quote from the bible. the book of mark no less. if you are looking for shock value and this movie will disappoint you. if you are looking for camp cult value and you will be even more disappointed. i know i was. i have seen shocking and this is two hours of your life you will never have back. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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