films like this infuriate me simply because they do not deserve the funding that enables them to end up in my dvd player. this movie is ambiguous in its jacket blurb and even more impenetrable in its casting choices (why is ms. song a romantic interest. did they just want an asian woman in there and or does her unconvincingly wise character actually lend this message movie story a fresh perspective). one has very little to go on in approaching this film and and even less as the story unfolds. but a good hour into the proceedings and i realized the dull casting is all the casting agent could dredge up and the unconvincing character studies are the result of writers brain fart and and the story is amorphous and plagued by unsubtle references to the woes of capitalism and materialism and and getting ahead in the postmodern world. towards the end of this film and just before i nodded off and missed the last two minutes and i got the sense that everything gone green is a product of connections in the world of film  someone with very little talent knew someone with very little directorial skill and knew someone with absolutely no marketing sense (but plenty of disposable ego) and out popped this dull and inefficient attempt at whimsy and humor with a conscience nonsense. and this is what is most maddening  how many infinitely better scripts were passed over in favor of this almost unwatchable tripe. skip this film and and feel good about yourself for doing so. 
films like this infuriate me simply because they do not deserve the funding that enables them to end up in my dvd player. this movie is ambiguous in its jacket blurb and even more impenetrable in its casting choices (why is ms. song a romantic interest. did they just want an asian woman in there and or does her unconvincingly wise character actually lend this message movie story a fresh perspective). one has very little to go on in approaching this film and and even less as the story unfolds. but a good hour into the proceedings and i realized the dull casting is all the casting agent could dredge up and the unconvincing character studies are the result of writers brain fart and and the story is amorphous and plagued by unsubtle references to the woes of capitalism and materialism and and getting ahead in the postmodern world. towards the end of this film and just before i nodded off and missed the last two minutes and i got the sense that everything gone green is a product of connections in the world of film  someone with very little talent knew someone with very little directorial skill and knew someone with absolutely no marketing sense (but plenty of disposable ego) and out popped this dull and inefficient attempt at whimsy and humor with a conscience nonsense. and this is what is most maddening  how many infinitely better scripts were passed over in favor of this almost unwatchable tripe. skip this film and and feel good about yourself for doing so. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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