it was (foolishly) with some degree of relish that i sat down to watch what a friend had promised would be the worst or best movie experience of my life and the mighty roller blade 7. 2 years on and i am still in therapy. oh yes my dear friends it really is that bad. they obviously got about 40 minutes of footage in the can and then decided to use said footage endlessly and repeatedly to brain numbing effect. my only fear of the kind of post apocalyptic world featured in this turkey is that somehow and some way and a print of this abomination would survive. truly the living would envy the dead. 
it was (foolishly) with some degree of relish that i sat down to watch what a friend had promised would be the worst or best movie experience of my life and the mighty roller blade 7. 2 years on and i am still in therapy. oh yes my dear friends it really is that bad. they obviously got about 40 minutes of footage in the can and then decided to use said footage endlessly and repeatedly to brain numbing effect. my only fear of the kind of post apocalyptic world featured in this turkey is that somehow and some way and a print of this abomination would survive. truly the living would envy the dead. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
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        print "This is a semantically positive review."
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        print "This is a semantically negative review."
