i loved this movie. it a lot of laughs. the acting is good and the writing is really sharp. i would rather see a hundred movies like this than three lord of the rings repeating and repeating themselves. it a low budget affair and seems to be shot on dv but looks good and jay mohr and julianne nicholson are great together. why do you have a ten line minimum. i am not a critic and just a patron. i doubt very much that quentin tarantino could write a picture this funny without filling it with masturbatory gratuitous violence. this movie should be seen on more screens than just one. i laughed from beginning to end. >. 
i loved this movie. it a lot of laughs. the acting is good and the writing is really sharp. i would rather see a hundred movies like this than three lord of the rings repeating and repeating themselves. it a low budget affair and seems to be shot on dv but looks good and jay mohr and julianne nicholson are great together. why do you have a ten line minimum. i am not a critic and just a patron. i doubt very much that quentin tarantino could write a picture this funny without filling it with masturbatory gratuitous violence. this movie should be seen on more screens than just one. i laughed from beginning to end. >. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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