the screaming is a very low budget horror movie that was shot on video. it features passable acting and poor lighting and a weak story and and some of the worst monster effects i have ever seen. the plot has a college student being pressured to join a cult by his attractive landlord. the cult is a parody of scientology with a book similar to dianetics. this would have been a funny shot at that group were it not for a dumb script and the cheapness of the production. the monster effects look awful and the picture quality makes it feel like youre watching a home video or a public service announcement. i think anyone who sees this will agree that movies should be shot on film. 
the screaming is a very low budget horror movie that was shot on video. it features passable acting and poor lighting and a weak story and and some of the worst monster effects i have ever seen. the plot has a college student being pressured to join a cult by his attractive landlord. the cult is a parody of scientology with a book similar to dianetics. this would have been a funny shot at that group were it not for a dumb script and the cheapness of the production. the monster effects look awful and the picture quality makes it feel like youre watching a home video or a public service announcement. i think anyone who sees this will agree that movies should be shot on film. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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