comparing this movie to anything by almodovar is an insult to almodovar. the best thing i can say about it is it tries desperately to be like an almodovar movie and fails miserably. the script is dreadful and the characters are one dimensional and and the performances are the quality of high school drama (except marcia gay harden  and which is pretty good and given the material she has to work with). furthermore and the cinematography does absolutely nothing to convey the whimsical beauty of gaudi architecture or the infectious charm of barcelona. if you enjoy the grit and pathos and dark and quirky comedy of almodovar movies and you will find none of them here. spend your money on something other than this waste of celluloid. 
comparing this movie to anything by almodovar is an insult to almodovar. the best thing i can say about it is it tries desperately to be like an almodovar movie and fails miserably. the script is dreadful and the characters are one dimensional and and the performances are the quality of high school drama (except marcia gay harden  and which is pretty good and given the material she has to work with). furthermore and the cinematography does absolutely nothing to convey the whimsical beauty of gaudi architecture or the infectious charm of barcelona. if you enjoy the grit and pathos and dark and quirky comedy of almodovar movies and you will find none of them here. spend your money on something other than this waste of celluloid. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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