wow and there a lot of venom directed at this movie and and a lot of it is deserved and but it not the worst movie of all time. (that probably zoolander. )anyway and if youre high on something and really drunk and or just in the mood for a b minus minus movie that you can make fun of and this may be your cup of tea. yes and as others said and the first part of the movie makes you think youre watching an updating of the bram stoker novel. two of the main characters are named van helsing and mina and the ship is the demeter and and theyre in the carpathian galaxy. you later find that van helsing is a descendant of the original and and he just happens to be on a ship in the 30th century with dracula. suuuuuuuuuuure. oh yeah and and to add to the originality and this spooky ghost ship movie has another character named ash. sound familiar. there paper thin character development and anachronisms like the aforementioned manual wheelchair and and coolio and tom lister talking 20th century black slang. but what really makes the movie ridiculous is the ending. if that what happens to the characters and then the previous two hours have been a waste. like i said and it you want a dumb movie to play mystery science theater with and and your mind is in approximately the same mode required for viewing the great vegetable rebellion episode of lost in space and then you may find this diverting. otherwise and put a stake in it and it done. 
wow and there a lot of venom directed at this movie and and a lot of it is deserved and but it not the worst movie of all time. (that probably zoolander. )anyway and if youre high on something and really drunk and or just in the mood for a b minus minus movie that you can make fun of and this may be your cup of tea. yes and as others said and the first part of the movie makes you think youre watching an updating of the bram stoker novel. two of the main characters are named van helsing and mina and the ship is the demeter and and theyre in the carpathian galaxy. you later find that van helsing is a descendant of the original and and he just happens to be on a ship in the 30th century with dracula. suuuuuuuuuuure. oh yeah and and to add to the originality and this spooky ghost ship movie has another character named ash. sound familiar. there paper thin character development and anachronisms like the aforementioned manual wheelchair and and coolio and tom lister talking 20th century black slang. but what really makes the movie ridiculous is the ending. if that what happens to the characters and then the previous two hours have been a waste. like i said and it you want a dumb movie to play mystery science theater with and and your mind is in approximately the same mode required for viewing the great vegetable rebellion episode of lost in space and then you may find this diverting. otherwise and put a stake in it and it done. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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