i hafta watch crap like this all the way through to see if there are any redeemable qualities whatsoever to justify including it in my clients video libraries. don not you watch this and not even a minute of it and unless someone has a gun to your head. you will and as i did and moan and groan at least 500 times and and pray that one of the one dimensional characters and all played by really bad actors and would turn and shoot you dead. even if you are the biggest sandra bullock fan in the world and it is not worth even watching the two or three short scenes in which she appears. i want to kick the asses of the sleazy marketing people who put sandra huge picture on the face of this dvd box and have them thrown in jail for mugging me or something like that. i really wish i had the chance to read a review of this film before i bought it. please and give me a call and and i will pay you $10 to remove this movie immediately from my inventory before it stinks up the whole place. (just kidding please do not call). 
i hafta watch crap like this all the way through to see if there are any redeemable qualities whatsoever to justify including it in my clients video libraries. don not you watch this and not even a minute of it and unless someone has a gun to your head. you will and as i did and moan and groan at least 500 times and and pray that one of the one dimensional characters and all played by really bad actors and would turn and shoot you dead. even if you are the biggest sandra bullock fan in the world and it is not worth even watching the two or three short scenes in which she appears. i want to kick the asses of the sleazy marketing people who put sandra huge picture on the face of this dvd box and have them thrown in jail for mugging me or something like that. i really wish i had the chance to read a review of this film before i bought it. please and give me a call and and i will pay you $10 to remove this movie immediately from my inventory before it stinks up the whole place. (just kidding please do not call). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
