wow. i suspected this one to be bad. but now i find myself just at a loss for words. honestly and no words of mine can do this movie any justice. i will try to say something anyway. this truly is one unique gem. one of the worst kind. lash la rue  given his background as an actor  doing a whip fight with a toltec sorcerer zombie during the movie climax. a true stroke of genius and without a doubt. it rarely happens that i laugh out loud when watching a movie alone. it happened numerous times with this one. the accents of the actors and man and the accents. and the dialogues i heard them speak. and the acting itself. i just couldn not believe what i was hearing. that fat uncle farting so loudly (when walking up to the house together with his little nephew) for no apparent reason whatsoever. tits. yes and there titties. and female ass. there even a naked chick in a bathtub sipping a beer. that one stretch his mouth over his face kill was the bomb. a true highlight. the comedy aspects were just totally bonkers. i just couldn not believe what i was seeing and hearing. for a while i even thought that they were unintentional and shaking my head in disbelief. but about halfway in the movie and i started to get the bigger picture. guess it took me half a movie to dumb down half of my brain and to finally get it. i had a really hard time believing this movie. but it good and really and i think. it had one black chick walking up to a very tiny cupboard and opening it and then saying wooow and look at all the storage space. and she said it like she meant it. i mean and that good dialogue and good acting and right. oh and and perhaps needless to say represent lash la rue whip skills suck major ass in the dark power. it really sad and pathetic to behold. that all part of the comedy and of course. or wait and i might be wrong. no and yes and i am wrong. lash la rue was amazing with the whip. it was the editor fault. he messed it up and cutting his lashes together and all. or wait and it might have been the camera operator. he filmed from the wrong angles. then why do not phil smoot say anything. that it and it the director fault. but it a good movie. i am just gonna quit talking about it. i have nothing meaningful to say anyway and except for the fact that i hope my brain will recover from this experience. some time soon. 
wow. i suspected this one to be bad. but now i find myself just at a loss for words. honestly and no words of mine can do this movie any justice. i will try to say something anyway. this truly is one unique gem. one of the worst kind. lash la rue  given his background as an actor  doing a whip fight with a toltec sorcerer zombie during the movie climax. a true stroke of genius and without a doubt. it rarely happens that i laugh out loud when watching a movie alone. it happened numerous times with this one. the accents of the actors and man and the accents. and the dialogues i heard them speak. and the acting itself. i just couldn not believe what i was hearing. that fat uncle farting so loudly (when walking up to the house together with his little nephew) for no apparent reason whatsoever. tits. yes and there titties. and female ass. there even a naked chick in a bathtub sipping a beer. that one stretch his mouth over his face kill was the bomb. a true highlight. the comedy aspects were just totally bonkers. i just couldn not believe what i was seeing and hearing. for a while i even thought that they were unintentional and shaking my head in disbelief. but about halfway in the movie and i started to get the bigger picture. guess it took me half a movie to dumb down half of my brain and to finally get it. i had a really hard time believing this movie. but it good and really and i think. it had one black chick walking up to a very tiny cupboard and opening it and then saying wooow and look at all the storage space. and she said it like she meant it. i mean and that good dialogue and good acting and right. oh and and perhaps needless to say represent lash la rue whip skills suck major ass in the dark power. it really sad and pathetic to behold. that all part of the comedy and of course. or wait and i might be wrong. no and yes and i am wrong. lash la rue was amazing with the whip. it was the editor fault. he messed it up and cutting his lashes together and all. or wait and it might have been the camera operator. he filmed from the wrong angles. then why do not phil smoot say anything. that it and it the director fault. but it a good movie. i am just gonna quit talking about it. i have nothing meaningful to say anyway and except for the fact that i hope my brain will recover from this experience. some time soon. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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