cyclone is a piece of dreck with little redeeming value and even on the so bad its entertaining front. a friend of mine took the tape from an overflowing st. vincent depaul clothes bin. okay and that may be a little bit dodgy but it was meant to be a clothes bin and not a crappy old vhs bin and something the less fortunate members of our society do not really need to make their lives better. it could be considered a mercy. watching a movie like cyclone would really only add to their problems. anyway the basic premise of a woman with a super powerful motorcycle that it armed to the teeth with rockets and lasers isn not even properly exploited. the two high speed chase sequences involve vehicles travelling at less than hair raising speeds of around 40 kmph and a super fast motorcycle that is in danger of being overtaken by a crappy old station wagon is not that awe inspiring when you get down to it. there is only one scene where the bikes goofy weaponry is used and at the film climax and and it is laughably ineffectual and or just laughable and when it is. this includes laser beams that look like they should be coming out of the hands of an evil wizard in a cheesy eighties sword and sorcery that produced large bursts of flame which seem to have no noticeable effect on their targets even when they hit directly. the rest of the movie is just tedious hard to watch filler. lots of bad actors and yes even combs and landau suck in this and most of whom seem like they have been lifted from the set of a porno movie stand around exchanging really bad dialogue in a desperate attempt to pus forward the barely coherent plot. there are a few badly staged fight sequences and some excruciatingly unfunny comic relief scenes with some cops and the owner of the motor cycle repair shop. comedy of the sub benny hill horny old man can not stop staring at the female leads chest variety. basically the amoney scenes involving the bike actually doing stuff are few and lame and the rest is clunky filler material. skip it. 
cyclone is a piece of dreck with little redeeming value and even on the so bad its entertaining front. a friend of mine took the tape from an overflowing st. vincent depaul clothes bin. okay and that may be a little bit dodgy but it was meant to be a clothes bin and not a crappy old vhs bin and something the less fortunate members of our society do not really need to make their lives better. it could be considered a mercy. watching a movie like cyclone would really only add to their problems. anyway the basic premise of a woman with a super powerful motorcycle that it armed to the teeth with rockets and lasers isn not even properly exploited. the two high speed chase sequences involve vehicles travelling at less than hair raising speeds of around 40 kmph and a super fast motorcycle that is in danger of being overtaken by a crappy old station wagon is not that awe inspiring when you get down to it. there is only one scene where the bikes goofy weaponry is used and at the film climax and and it is laughably ineffectual and or just laughable and when it is. this includes laser beams that look like they should be coming out of the hands of an evil wizard in a cheesy eighties sword and sorcery that produced large bursts of flame which seem to have no noticeable effect on their targets even when they hit directly. the rest of the movie is just tedious hard to watch filler. lots of bad actors and yes even combs and landau suck in this and most of whom seem like they have been lifted from the set of a porno movie stand around exchanging really bad dialogue in a desperate attempt to pus forward the barely coherent plot. there are a few badly staged fight sequences and some excruciatingly unfunny comic relief scenes with some cops and the owner of the motor cycle repair shop. comedy of the sub benny hill horny old man can not stop staring at the female leads chest variety. basically the amoney scenes involving the bike actually doing stuff are few and lame and the rest is clunky filler material. skip it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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