i would probably want to give this movie a zero if not for the climax and which involves not really snakes on a train and but rather train in a snake. the premise was cooked up far more than likely over the course of a night of beers after hearing about snakes on a plane in production (this and in fact and was released to coincide with that film release). the joke is probably not lost on those who will seek this out while i do not think there would be a soul out there who would consider this anything as a serious action thriller effort (unless on an ironic level beyond the capacity for rational thought). it about a mayan curse placed on a woman who damned by her family for leaving with another man and and is soon seen sickened and coughing up green slime laced with and of course and snakes. she and her beau go on a train headed for los angeles and and very soon after the more than cliché characters are privy to snakes overtaking the train with the originator woman becoming a snake herself. if it would be worth listing more about the movie i would and but there isn not enough time during the day. all that can be said for the quality factor is that it almost on existent while there are student short films with larger budgets. maybe that was a wise calculation on the filmmakers end and that there would be so many copies sold and just for the joke factor alone and that they would re coup their budget in the first weekend. because by looking at the sets (the trains themselves change randomly in the middle of a scene. ) and the actors (if you can call them that and with only one other actor the one with the very thin hair who hits on the one woman throughout the movie who benefited from the flick being produced) and the fx (also next to non existent and making the effects in snakes on a plane seem like star wars) and and the actual cgi snakes themselves and with the final huge behemoth snake something to behold in sci fi movie channel terms. this all means and basically and that it is a laugh riot every step of the way (especially and as cruel as it sounds and when a little girl becomes involved in a snake attention) and with the very disregard for good taste working well in its favor. this being said and it is also 100% disposable and like a b movie sour flavor lollipop. 
i would probably want to give this movie a zero if not for the climax and which involves not really snakes on a train and but rather train in a snake. the premise was cooked up far more than likely over the course of a night of beers after hearing about snakes on a plane in production (this and in fact and was released to coincide with that film release). the joke is probably not lost on those who will seek this out while i do not think there would be a soul out there who would consider this anything as a serious action thriller effort (unless on an ironic level beyond the capacity for rational thought). it about a mayan curse placed on a woman who damned by her family for leaving with another man and and is soon seen sickened and coughing up green slime laced with and of course and snakes. she and her beau go on a train headed for los angeles and and very soon after the more than cliché characters are privy to snakes overtaking the train with the originator woman becoming a snake herself. if it would be worth listing more about the movie i would and but there isn not enough time during the day. all that can be said for the quality factor is that it almost on existent while there are student short films with larger budgets. maybe that was a wise calculation on the filmmakers end and that there would be so many copies sold and just for the joke factor alone and that they would re coup their budget in the first weekend. because by looking at the sets (the trains themselves change randomly in the middle of a scene. ) and the actors (if you can call them that and with only one other actor the one with the very thin hair who hits on the one woman throughout the movie who benefited from the flick being produced) and the fx (also next to non existent and making the effects in snakes on a plane seem like star wars) and and the actual cgi snakes themselves and with the final huge behemoth snake something to behold in sci fi movie channel terms. this all means and basically and that it is a laugh riot every step of the way (especially and as cruel as it sounds and when a little girl becomes involved in a snake attention) and with the very disregard for good taste working well in its favor. this being said and it is also 100% disposable and like a b movie sour flavor lollipop. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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