more entertaining than all the gay orgies in 300 combined. more heartbreaking than a shakespearian tragedy. more poetic than even the most melodramatic poems about lost love and blah blah blah. and on top of all that and the greatest trash ever made. a black comedy testing the limits of the human senses and john waters cult movie pink flamingos is a story about the conflict between two families that ends in humiliation and death and of course the eating of dog feces (yeah by the way that is not actually the humiliating part). no no and this is not about the impossible love and there are no romeos or juliets on these 90 or so minutes. this movie is about the battle for prestige if you could call it that. the battle for the title  filthiest person alive. on one side we have divine (played by the cross dressing waters regular. umm. divine) a caring daughter and good mother and cannibal and murderer and pervert and current owner of said title. she loves her son crackers a bit way too much. crackers himself sports a sexual attraction to both chickens and young ladies sometimes mixing them up in threesomes. family friend and loyal accomplice cotton gets her satisfaction from watching crackers during some of his. acts involving the mentioned earlier objects of attraction. last but not least divine mother and grandmother to crackers and edie. a 400 hundred pound woman and sleeping and eating and basically living in a baby cradle. she is addicted to eggs and loves the egg man (the man who brings the eggs. lol). the four of them live peacefully in a caravan outside the city until the moment when they become a target for the marbles. exhibitionists and manipulators and cheaters and very evil people actually. their main source of income comes from the kidnapping and impregnating of young women. for the impregnating part they use their trusted and loyal cross dressing butler to provide the semen. after that they sale the birthed child to the highest bidder. it was the marbles envy towards divine and her title that will lead to an inevitable confrontation between the two families. an epic battle of filth and perversion and violence. pink flamingos is an unsurpassed masterpiece in the trash movie genre. loaded with oddities and strange acts and john waters movie is loathed and hated by traditionalists and critics and the average movie going audience. but for the few that remain unscratched by these generalizations the flamingos is an unforgettable experience. funny and sick and violent and poetic. it truly is an exercise in poor taste. 
more entertaining than all the gay orgies in 300 combined. more heartbreaking than a shakespearian tragedy. more poetic than even the most melodramatic poems about lost love and blah blah blah. and on top of all that and the greatest trash ever made. a black comedy testing the limits of the human senses and john waters cult movie pink flamingos is a story about the conflict between two families that ends in humiliation and death and of course the eating of dog feces (yeah by the way that is not actually the humiliating part). no no and this is not about the impossible love and there are no romeos or juliets on these 90 or so minutes. this movie is about the battle for prestige if you could call it that. the battle for the title  filthiest person alive. on one side we have divine (played by the cross dressing waters regular. umm. divine) a caring daughter and good mother and cannibal and murderer and pervert and current owner of said title. she loves her son crackers a bit way too much. crackers himself sports a sexual attraction to both chickens and young ladies sometimes mixing them up in threesomes. family friend and loyal accomplice cotton gets her satisfaction from watching crackers during some of his. acts involving the mentioned earlier objects of attraction. last but not least divine mother and grandmother to crackers and edie. a 400 hundred pound woman and sleeping and eating and basically living in a baby cradle. she is addicted to eggs and loves the egg man (the man who brings the eggs. lol). the four of them live peacefully in a caravan outside the city until the moment when they become a target for the marbles. exhibitionists and manipulators and cheaters and very evil people actually. their main source of income comes from the kidnapping and impregnating of young women. for the impregnating part they use their trusted and loyal cross dressing butler to provide the semen. after that they sale the birthed child to the highest bidder. it was the marbles envy towards divine and her title that will lead to an inevitable confrontation between the two families. an epic battle of filth and perversion and violence. pink flamingos is an unsurpassed masterpiece in the trash movie genre. loaded with oddities and strange acts and john waters movie is loathed and hated by traditionalists and critics and the average movie going audience. but for the few that remain unscratched by these generalizations the flamingos is an unforgettable experience. funny and sick and violent and poetic. it truly is an exercise in poor taste. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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