i saw this movie in part because of some positive comments here on imdb. after wishing i had those 90 minutes of my life back and i feel it my duty to get on here myself and say. please do not bother watching this movie. i can not argue with the actors efforts  they did what they could given the material and but that material is dreadful. the pace was deadly  slow and meandering and and you saw everything coming about an hour away and and then it took forever to happen. the dialogue was boring and pointless and not funny at all. the characters were all completely unsympathetic. and the cinematography was and in my opinion and very low quality  the cliché of character uses home video machine. was used to very bad effect. yes and jeri ryan is a cool person. don not let that sucker you into wasting your time on this film. 
i saw this movie in part because of some positive comments here on imdb. after wishing i had those 90 minutes of my life back and i feel it my duty to get on here myself and say. please do not bother watching this movie. i can not argue with the actors efforts  they did what they could given the material and but that material is dreadful. the pace was deadly  slow and meandering and and you saw everything coming about an hour away and and then it took forever to happen. the dialogue was boring and pointless and not funny at all. the characters were all completely unsympathetic. and the cinematography was and in my opinion and very low quality  the cliché of character uses home video machine. was used to very bad effect. yes and jeri ryan is a cool person. don not let that sucker you into wasting your time on this film. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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