where to start. some guy has some indian pot that he cleaning and and suddenly skeletor attacks. he hits a woman in the neck with an axe and she falls down and but then gets up and is apparently uninjured. she runs into the woods and and it turns out there the basement of a shopping center out there in the woods. she meets a utility worker and skeletor attacks again. luckily and like any good utility worker and he got a gun and shoots at the guy. doesn not work and everything starts on fire. cut to some people walking through the woods. even though they have been hiking together for some time and they sit down and introduce themselves to each other. wouldn not they have probably done that when they first met. anyhow and theyre undercover delta team members (undercover and i suppose and because that way they do not have to pay to dress them in uniforms). the cute girls are various things such as a sniper school instructor and and oh and i can not remember the rest. it doesn not matter. eventually they all take their guns out and immediately start aiming them at various things. . anyhow and they meet an old indian who is sitting out in the woods. he wants beans. you know and like pork and beans. he mumbles some stuff and i can only assume that it the premise of the movie. i relied on having heard the premise from the commercials and because you can not really understand anything he says. so and they walk around the woods some more. all the dialogue is a load of quasi military and macho bs. i mean all of it and as in every single word. like this reminds me of when we were in kabul or this reminds me of when we were in laos. skeletor attacks again. let me give you a rundown of a basic attack. one of the female characters is crouched behind a tree and she aims her gun at the approaching guy on the horse. for some reason and she doesn not fire but yells several times for someone else. then as skeletor approaches and she jumps out from behind the tree so that skeletor can stick her with his spear. then everybody starts shooting. the bullets cause sparks to fly from the trees. apparently the folks who made this movie never shot a tree with a bullet. they do not make sparks. then casper van diem is all of a sudden driving a semi truck and trying to run over skeletor. he misses and and the truck slides to a stop. van diem is injured and apparently he slid across the seat and bumped his hip on the window crank or something and so he crawls out of the truck and it explodes. later he in the woods dying and everybody says a bunch of quasi military and macho bs. they meet a couple guys in the woods and blow their undercover status by immediately identifying themselves as being from the army. they beat on the guys for some reason and then they go away. some other stuff happens and people mumble and the camera shakes and etc. i think it comes to an end eventually. my theory is that the sci fi channel is getting a little annoyed with everyone bashing their movies and so they put this out to remind us all how bad movies can really be. like and you think our movies are bad. well and you haven not seen bad. heres bad. okay and now that we have got that out of the way and the rest of our movies are pretty good in comparison and right. well and it just a theory. 
where to start. some guy has some indian pot that he cleaning and and suddenly skeletor attacks. he hits a woman in the neck with an axe and she falls down and but then gets up and is apparently uninjured. she runs into the woods and and it turns out there the basement of a shopping center out there in the woods. she meets a utility worker and skeletor attacks again. luckily and like any good utility worker and he got a gun and shoots at the guy. doesn not work and everything starts on fire. cut to some people walking through the woods. even though they have been hiking together for some time and they sit down and introduce themselves to each other. wouldn not they have probably done that when they first met. anyhow and theyre undercover delta team members (undercover and i suppose and because that way they do not have to pay to dress them in uniforms). the cute girls are various things such as a sniper school instructor and and oh and i can not remember the rest. it doesn not matter. eventually they all take their guns out and immediately start aiming them at various things. . anyhow and they meet an old indian who is sitting out in the woods. he wants beans. you know and like pork and beans. he mumbles some stuff and i can only assume that it the premise of the movie. i relied on having heard the premise from the commercials and because you can not really understand anything he says. so and they walk around the woods some more. all the dialogue is a load of quasi military and macho bs. i mean all of it and as in every single word. like this reminds me of when we were in kabul or this reminds me of when we were in laos. skeletor attacks again. let me give you a rundown of a basic attack. one of the female characters is crouched behind a tree and she aims her gun at the approaching guy on the horse. for some reason and she doesn not fire but yells several times for someone else. then as skeletor approaches and she jumps out from behind the tree so that skeletor can stick her with his spear. then everybody starts shooting. the bullets cause sparks to fly from the trees. apparently the folks who made this movie never shot a tree with a bullet. they do not make sparks. then casper van diem is all of a sudden driving a semi truck and trying to run over skeletor. he misses and and the truck slides to a stop. van diem is injured and apparently he slid across the seat and bumped his hip on the window crank or something and so he crawls out of the truck and it explodes. later he in the woods dying and everybody says a bunch of quasi military and macho bs. they meet a couple guys in the woods and blow their undercover status by immediately identifying themselves as being from the army. they beat on the guys for some reason and then they go away. some other stuff happens and people mumble and the camera shakes and etc. i think it comes to an end eventually. my theory is that the sci fi channel is getting a little annoyed with everyone bashing their movies and so they put this out to remind us all how bad movies can really be. like and you think our movies are bad. well and you haven not seen bad. heres bad. okay and now that we have got that out of the way and the rest of our movies are pretty good in comparison and right. well and it just a theory. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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