possible spoilers  i love dennis quaid and i like meg ryan. i was looking forward to seeing them together and being married and all and i wanted to see their on screen chemistry. okay and that being said and i guess the fact that they are actors and their off screen relationship do not have to permeate their performances and especially with this script. how stupid can a professor be to glue himself to anyone. i do not remember the original and but i can only assume that obrien probably was handcuffed to his leading lady and probably in a more inevitable way. if i were bonded to someone i would be pretty angry. the crush i would have would definitely have dissipated quickly. meg showed not even a little annoyance only slight surprise. dennis would have to take me kicking and screaming. that whole section of the movie was so horrible  especially meg having to go to the bathroom (#2) between dumpsters in the dark at night. ewww. no fing way. what with dennis socking every single suspect in the movie. sock first ask questions later. not once and not twice but too many times  i could have kept count if i were so inclined. the most interesting part of the movie was nick and his family drama. too bad that couldn not have become more of the plot. the assumed off screen drama leading up to this tragedy. i think it could have been written in without distracting from dex quest. my blame lies with the writer of this screenplay. unless the director and others doctored it up so much that it unrecognizable. i would not even get into the real reason poor dex was murdered. how ludicrous is that. even when dex confronted the real killer and the reason was explained and (a true film noir moment) everyone on screen seemed bored. oh and _____ happened. oh. (yawn) dex even says this is a silly reason for a triple murder. oh the tension and you could cut it with a spoon. if anyone but dennis had been in this movie and i would have to give it half star (only because i really have seen worse) and but in this case 1 1/ negative . for dennis and meg stars and see anything else. 
possible spoilers  i love dennis quaid and i like meg ryan. i was looking forward to seeing them together and being married and all and i wanted to see their on screen chemistry. okay and that being said and i guess the fact that they are actors and their off screen relationship do not have to permeate their performances and especially with this script. how stupid can a professor be to glue himself to anyone. i do not remember the original and but i can only assume that obrien probably was handcuffed to his leading lady and probably in a more inevitable way. if i were bonded to someone i would be pretty angry. the crush i would have would definitely have dissipated quickly. meg showed not even a little annoyance only slight surprise. dennis would have to take me kicking and screaming. that whole section of the movie was so horrible  especially meg having to go to the bathroom (#2) between dumpsters in the dark at night. ewww. no fing way. what with dennis socking every single suspect in the movie. sock first ask questions later. not once and not twice but too many times  i could have kept count if i were so inclined. the most interesting part of the movie was nick and his family drama. too bad that couldn not have become more of the plot. the assumed off screen drama leading up to this tragedy. i think it could have been written in without distracting from dex quest. my blame lies with the writer of this screenplay. unless the director and others doctored it up so much that it unrecognizable. i would not even get into the real reason poor dex was murdered. how ludicrous is that. even when dex confronted the real killer and the reason was explained and (a true film noir moment) everyone on screen seemed bored. oh and _____ happened. oh. (yawn) dex even says this is a silly reason for a triple murder. oh the tension and you could cut it with a spoon. if anyone but dennis had been in this movie and i would have to give it half star (only because i really have seen worse) and but in this case 1 1/ negative . for dennis and meg stars and see anything else. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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