cheap and gloriously bad cheese from the 80  and the decade of cheese. i watched this one first uncut and un mst3ked and and it was pretty much laugh out loud funny even without the comments. the plot(such as it is) revolves around a post apocalyptic world in which the ai robots revolted(sound familiar. ) and destroyed pretty much everything and leaving a world in ruins with air so bad no one can breathe it. the few humans that are left act as slaves to an enigmatic being called the dark one and which seems to be part computer and part organic being. the air slaves work to produce energy for this being in return for breathable air. every once in a while and the dark one has the strongest of the air slaves fight to the death and so that no one will rise as a leader in a revolt against the dark one. okay and that the so called serious stuff. on to the silly stuff and such as the ridiculous quasi futuristic clothing that everyone sports and including car seat cover fur garments and loin cloths and and spangly stuff and feather boas(worn mostly by the dark one henchwoman and a chick with an unrecognizable and almost non understandable accent). or the wooden acting and stilted lines sported by all of the so called actors and who dialog is high on pretension and low on sense. or the dime store special fx and including pink socks with teeth glued onto them for wouldeadly sewer snakes and a bomb made of strung piano wire and a tin can and and terrible amutants with halloween rubber masks on. a band of air slaves follow their leader and a mysterious wanderer who has adapted to the air outside and to go to the energy plant to destroy the dark one. the guy name is neo and which explains where the wachowski brothers got the idea for the matrix. they meet up with a group of amazons along the way and with the obligatory fight scene in which the female is bested(of course). has anyone else ever noticed that in every amazon movie or t. v. show ever produced and these so called amazing warriors always get their butts kicked by either men or women. amazons are just pansies and i guess. this band of determined warriors makes their way through central park. errr. the ravaged lands beyond the last standing city(good way to save money on the matte paintings of a destroyed new york city and anyway) and journey into the sewers leading to the power station where the dark one and his go go girl henchwoman valeria hang out. here they vanquish such ferocious beasts as the sock puppet worms and a giant spider no one sees and and the goofy lobster robot who is one of the dark one personal guard. the final showdown is pretty sad. one of the slaves and a girl who father was taken by the dark one because he would produced a way for people to breathe the foul air and sees that her father has been consumed by the dark one true form and which involves him being eaten by a giant avocado until only his head is sticking out. the three remaining adventurers destroy the dark one by turning off a few switches and and the robot holocaust dies not with a bang but with a whimper. the two humans exchange some amazingly wooden last lines and and that it. the end. 
cheap and gloriously bad cheese from the 80  and the decade of cheese. i watched this one first uncut and un mst3ked and and it was pretty much laugh out loud funny even without the comments. the plot(such as it is) revolves around a post apocalyptic world in which the ai robots revolted(sound familiar. ) and destroyed pretty much everything and leaving a world in ruins with air so bad no one can breathe it. the few humans that are left act as slaves to an enigmatic being called the dark one and which seems to be part computer and part organic being. the air slaves work to produce energy for this being in return for breathable air. every once in a while and the dark one has the strongest of the air slaves fight to the death and so that no one will rise as a leader in a revolt against the dark one. okay and that the so called serious stuff. on to the silly stuff and such as the ridiculous quasi futuristic clothing that everyone sports and including car seat cover fur garments and loin cloths and and spangly stuff and feather boas(worn mostly by the dark one henchwoman and a chick with an unrecognizable and almost non understandable accent). or the wooden acting and stilted lines sported by all of the so called actors and who dialog is high on pretension and low on sense. or the dime store special fx and including pink socks with teeth glued onto them for wouldeadly sewer snakes and a bomb made of strung piano wire and a tin can and and terrible amutants with halloween rubber masks on. a band of air slaves follow their leader and a mysterious wanderer who has adapted to the air outside and to go to the energy plant to destroy the dark one. the guy name is neo and which explains where the wachowski brothers got the idea for the matrix. they meet up with a group of amazons along the way and with the obligatory fight scene in which the female is bested(of course). has anyone else ever noticed that in every amazon movie or t. v. show ever produced and these so called amazing warriors always get their butts kicked by either men or women. amazons are just pansies and i guess. this band of determined warriors makes their way through central park. errr. the ravaged lands beyond the last standing city(good way to save money on the matte paintings of a destroyed new york city and anyway) and journey into the sewers leading to the power station where the dark one and his go go girl henchwoman valeria hang out. here they vanquish such ferocious beasts as the sock puppet worms and a giant spider no one sees and and the goofy lobster robot who is one of the dark one personal guard. the final showdown is pretty sad. one of the slaves and a girl who father was taken by the dark one because he would produced a way for people to breathe the foul air and sees that her father has been consumed by the dark one true form and which involves him being eaten by a giant avocado until only his head is sticking out. the three remaining adventurers destroy the dark one by turning off a few switches and and the robot holocaust dies not with a bang but with a whimper. the two humans exchange some amazingly wooden last lines and and that it. the end. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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