after 30 minutes. mostly fast forwarding and deleted it off my recorder. the first critters movie was self consciously fun and the conversation between the critters just before granny blows them away off the porch and for example. this film just limps along and waiting for someone to shoot it and put it out of your misery. i can not imagine anyone who worked on this turkey being proud of it. one was fun and four just was awful. don not bother even if the alternative is watching reruns of a tbs 700 club fund raiser and you will at least get some good laughs there (and the alien makeup is more believable. grin). 
after 30 minutes. mostly fast forwarding and deleted it off my recorder. the first critters movie was self consciously fun and the conversation between the critters just before granny blows them away off the porch and for example. this film just limps along and waiting for someone to shoot it and put it out of your misery. i can not imagine anyone who worked on this turkey being proud of it. one was fun and four just was awful. don not bother even if the alternative is watching reruns of a tbs 700 club fund raiser and you will at least get some good laughs there (and the alien makeup is more believable. grin). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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