eight legged freaks is a modern monster movie and like a remake of any of the old attack of the giant [insert animal here] movies of the 50s and 60s and 70s. or rather and it should have been more like a remake of the and instead of what is was. so and how is a monster movie done in the year 2002. well and from the typical opening with some chemical making the spiders grow to huge proportions and they mix movies like gremlins and jurassic park and starship troopers and flavor it with some parody like scary movie. gremlins is probably the best comparison and but eight legged freaks was so full of parodies and stupid jokes that it was sometimes more like scary movie. it was way too much and at least if youre looking for a monster movie and not just another parody movie filled with jokes. for a movie like this you do not expect much of the acting and and that is just the way it was. the story though was extremely thin and with just a bunch of loosely connected events to show off some action mixed with all of the jokes and leading up to an easily spotted and corny ending. i rate eight legged freaks a negative  and and that includes the fact that the special effects where pretty good and that the noises the spiders made where hilarious. 
eight legged freaks is a modern monster movie and like a remake of any of the old attack of the giant [insert animal here] movies of the 50s and 60s and 70s. or rather and it should have been more like a remake of the and instead of what is was. so and how is a monster movie done in the year 2002. well and from the typical opening with some chemical making the spiders grow to huge proportions and they mix movies like gremlins and jurassic park and starship troopers and flavor it with some parody like scary movie. gremlins is probably the best comparison and but eight legged freaks was so full of parodies and stupid jokes that it was sometimes more like scary movie. it was way too much and at least if youre looking for a monster movie and not just another parody movie filled with jokes. for a movie like this you do not expect much of the acting and and that is just the way it was. the story though was extremely thin and with just a bunch of loosely connected events to show off some action mixed with all of the jokes and leading up to an easily spotted and corny ending. i rate eight legged freaks a negative  and and that includes the fact that the special effects where pretty good and that the noises the spiders made where hilarious. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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