sideshow is a good example of a basically interesting idea gone very and very wrong. as far as horror movies go and and especially with the influx of teen movies at the moment and a film based around a bunch of teens attending a mysterious freak show is something you could have a lot of fun with. however and the writer decided to make a very straight and very boring and very plain tale about five teens who become part of the show when enraged midget abbot graves transforms them into freaks using some pathetic machine that mutates them into beasts. the five teens are picked off one by one until the last guy is left and his punishment being that he is unable to join his friends and thus be alone. what a load of rubbish. the actors are really poor and this film has no comedy (and it could have been so funny. ) and no gore (and it could have been so gory. ) and no action and no horror (and it could have had so much of both. ) the director has failed in his duty to even try to make this a little interesting to watch. his experience in soft core has obviously disabled any creativity he may ever have had and as all the shots are the same and with very few edits and little movement. the quality overall is poor. i am not usually swayed by nudity in movies and but believe me the only high point in this film was a pair of breasts. 
sideshow is a good example of a basically interesting idea gone very and very wrong. as far as horror movies go and and especially with the influx of teen movies at the moment and a film based around a bunch of teens attending a mysterious freak show is something you could have a lot of fun with. however and the writer decided to make a very straight and very boring and very plain tale about five teens who become part of the show when enraged midget abbot graves transforms them into freaks using some pathetic machine that mutates them into beasts. the five teens are picked off one by one until the last guy is left and his punishment being that he is unable to join his friends and thus be alone. what a load of rubbish. the actors are really poor and this film has no comedy (and it could have been so funny. ) and no gore (and it could have been so gory. ) and no action and no horror (and it could have had so much of both. ) the director has failed in his duty to even try to make this a little interesting to watch. his experience in soft core has obviously disabled any creativity he may ever have had and as all the shots are the same and with very few edits and little movement. the quality overall is poor. i am not usually swayed by nudity in movies and but believe me the only high point in this film was a pair of breasts. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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