unspeakable starts in los angeles with jim (roger cline) and his wife alice fhelleps (tamera noll) arguing as they drive along in the pouring rain and unfortunately jim crashes the car and his daughter heather (leigh silver) ends up dead while alice is turned into a wheelchair bound vegetable. devastated by the death of his daughter jim starts visiting prostitutes and he then kills them because of voices in his head. erm and that it really. written and produced and directed by chad ferrin i hate unspeakable as a film. there are some films you occasionally see that move the goal posts as it were in regard to everything you watch thereafter and some films are so brilliant that all other will be judged by it while other like unspeakable for example are so bad that it sets a new cinematic low. this is truly one of the worst films i have ever seen and i am seriously surprised by the largely positive comments on the imdb although i am not surprised the the low overall rating on the main page and i not sure if i missed something but for a start unspeakable has no plot and it has no story and a lot of it seems almost random. there was nothing in unspeakable to maintain my interest or entertain and as a result became a test of endurance to get through to the end. the film tries to be shocking with some limp scenes of sexual abuse of a rent boy by a priest and there is a scene in which a disabled person craps herself and it splats on the floor and her dodgy male nurse starts feeling her soiled genitals and legs and underwear. if anyone can find such crap entertaining then i will just cut my wrists now and the character are some of the worst i have had the misfortune to know and the dialogue is hilariously bad with some it sounding like it came straight from some dirty faggot porno of the worst kind. it doesn not work as a horror as it not scary in the slightest and it absolutely hilarious and frankly insulting to claim that it is trying to be a serious drama about someone suffering a great loss and attempting to cope with it and overall i just think it a pointless and rubbishy and badly made piece of crap from troma. director ferrin films like some badly made documentary and the special effects are terrible and are of the let pour tomato ketchup on our actor face and the audience will be convinced that they died a gory death variety and there is no graphic violence at all apart from a suicide where someone sticks a knife in their own mouth. considering the amount of prostitutes in unspeakable the nudity levels are kept to an absolute minimum. apparently unspeakable had a budget of about $20 and 000 and all i can say is where did all the money go. oh and a quick note to the filmmakers and if your going to record sound live make sure you do not have your actor deliver their lines next to a main road that half of los angeles seem to be driving up. the acting sucks and period. unspeakable is and in my opinion and total crap. it probably not the worst i have ever seen but it right down there and i can not remember seeing such a awful film recently. one to avoid unless your a masochist or insomniac. 
unspeakable starts in los angeles with jim (roger cline) and his wife alice fhelleps (tamera noll) arguing as they drive along in the pouring rain and unfortunately jim crashes the car and his daughter heather (leigh silver) ends up dead while alice is turned into a wheelchair bound vegetable. devastated by the death of his daughter jim starts visiting prostitutes and he then kills them because of voices in his head. erm and that it really. written and produced and directed by chad ferrin i hate unspeakable as a film. there are some films you occasionally see that move the goal posts as it were in regard to everything you watch thereafter and some films are so brilliant that all other will be judged by it while other like unspeakable for example are so bad that it sets a new cinematic low. this is truly one of the worst films i have ever seen and i am seriously surprised by the largely positive comments on the imdb although i am not surprised the the low overall rating on the main page and i not sure if i missed something but for a start unspeakable has no plot and it has no story and a lot of it seems almost random. there was nothing in unspeakable to maintain my interest or entertain and as a result became a test of endurance to get through to the end. the film tries to be shocking with some limp scenes of sexual abuse of a rent boy by a priest and there is a scene in which a disabled person craps herself and it splats on the floor and her dodgy male nurse starts feeling her soiled genitals and legs and underwear. if anyone can find such crap entertaining then i will just cut my wrists now and the character are some of the worst i have had the misfortune to know and the dialogue is hilariously bad with some it sounding like it came straight from some dirty faggot porno of the worst kind. it doesn not work as a horror as it not scary in the slightest and it absolutely hilarious and frankly insulting to claim that it is trying to be a serious drama about someone suffering a great loss and attempting to cope with it and overall i just think it a pointless and rubbishy and badly made piece of crap from troma. director ferrin films like some badly made documentary and the special effects are terrible and are of the let pour tomato ketchup on our actor face and the audience will be convinced that they died a gory death variety and there is no graphic violence at all apart from a suicide where someone sticks a knife in their own mouth. considering the amount of prostitutes in unspeakable the nudity levels are kept to an absolute minimum. apparently unspeakable had a budget of about $20 and 000 and all i can say is where did all the money go. oh and a quick note to the filmmakers and if your going to record sound live make sure you do not have your actor deliver their lines next to a main road that half of los angeles seem to be driving up. the acting sucks and period. unspeakable is and in my opinion and total crap. it probably not the worst i have ever seen but it right down there and i can not remember seeing such a awful film recently. one to avoid unless your a masochist or insomniac. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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