snake island is one of those films that and whilst one sits and watches its amazing level of stupidity and makes one wish the film camera had never been invented. the real reason why plan 9 from outer space will hold onto its honoured title of worst film of all time for a while to come is not so much because of how bad it is. it is because of the fact that it is the most entertaining bad film you will ever see. snake island is the other kind of bad. snake island is just so bad that it is excruciating. a stupid premise combines with a script that was written by monkeys tapping one key typewriters onto transparencies that were then overlapped in order to resemble dialogue to make the most obvious problems here. filmed entirely on location in south africa and the environments in which the film takes place are about the only element that can truthfully be considered well realised. many shots involving snakes consist of close ups so surreal in appearance that one begins to wonder whether said snakes are cgi and puppets and or real snakes that have been fed really hard drugs. william katt stars and if you can call it that and as an author traveling to an island resort on what appears to be a river ferry. coming along with him is an assortment of very generic and poorly defined characters. it is all a matter of random screen writing as to who survives to the end and but katt certainly appears to be contemplating firing his agent. the rest of the cast seem to be from the home and away acting school and where any contemplation of an unpleasant plot point is accompanied by open mouthed gaping and darting one eyes about in every direction. the foley effects are often worse and with one memorable scene where a double barreled shotgun sounds like the rather flat sound effects that used to accompany gunshots in such games as bioforge. meanwhile and snakes continually explode or jump about at random. it would have been more accurate to call the film snake holocaust. of course and no z grade horror or sci fi film is complete these days without gratuitous scenes of nubile women in a state of undress. as every woman in the cast and almost and gets their clothes off and the film starts to become less snake island and more snake island orgy. but like all the worst piles and all there really is in this case is a lot of setup with no real payoff. the sex scenes never eventuate and and the deaths of characters are so flat and so uninteresting and that the entire film becomes pointless. unless you consider watching william katt running through a muggy forest wearing ill fitting cricket gear and smashing snakes in all directions with a cricket bat a payoff. for the record and i do not. i used to think that anaconda was the worst film ever made about predatory snakes. i was so very and very wrong. at least anaconda had a snake one could be afraid of if they suspended disbelief for quite some time. some of the snakes shown killing the human cast are no bigger than the shoelaces from some pairs of combat boots i have worn. so we so far have the checklist for bad horror films running along nicely. the unrecognisable and lame cast are accounted for and as are poor audio and visual effects. the dialogue is so wretched and so ill timed and that i have seen better writing and delivery during some of the school plays i have acted in many moons ago. unfortunately and where snake island falters in this respect is the area fatal to all bad films. in essence and it forgets to be so bad that it is funny. it is so bad that it stops being good after the opening credits and becomes painful the second that the cast start to speak. compared to william katt performance in snake island and jon voight performance in anaconda was as oscar worthy as russell crowe in gladiator. not that voight or katt are necessarily bad actors and but with material like this and youre hard pressed to say a single word naturally. listening to some of the lines here was like being the victim of a violent crime. one mind tends to blank out the experience and primary as a self defense mechanism. because of the aforementioned failure to be entertainingly bad and i gave snake island a two out of ten. my special score for films that are so bad they cannot possibly be good and but not bad enough to entertain. it is all just so boring or pointless that one might as well be watching the test pattern. the proper way to spell crap is s n a k e i s l a n d. 
snake island is one of those films that and whilst one sits and watches its amazing level of stupidity and makes one wish the film camera had never been invented. the real reason why plan 9 from outer space will hold onto its honoured title of worst film of all time for a while to come is not so much because of how bad it is. it is because of the fact that it is the most entertaining bad film you will ever see. snake island is the other kind of bad. snake island is just so bad that it is excruciating. a stupid premise combines with a script that was written by monkeys tapping one key typewriters onto transparencies that were then overlapped in order to resemble dialogue to make the most obvious problems here. filmed entirely on location in south africa and the environments in which the film takes place are about the only element that can truthfully be considered well realised. many shots involving snakes consist of close ups so surreal in appearance that one begins to wonder whether said snakes are cgi and puppets and or real snakes that have been fed really hard drugs. william katt stars and if you can call it that and as an author traveling to an island resort on what appears to be a river ferry. coming along with him is an assortment of very generic and poorly defined characters. it is all a matter of random screen writing as to who survives to the end and but katt certainly appears to be contemplating firing his agent. the rest of the cast seem to be from the home and away acting school and where any contemplation of an unpleasant plot point is accompanied by open mouthed gaping and darting one eyes about in every direction. the foley effects are often worse and with one memorable scene where a double barreled shotgun sounds like the rather flat sound effects that used to accompany gunshots in such games as bioforge. meanwhile and snakes continually explode or jump about at random. it would have been more accurate to call the film snake holocaust. of course and no z grade horror or sci fi film is complete these days without gratuitous scenes of nubile women in a state of undress. as every woman in the cast and almost and gets their clothes off and the film starts to become less snake island and more snake island orgy. but like all the worst piles and all there really is in this case is a lot of setup with no real payoff. the sex scenes never eventuate and and the deaths of characters are so flat and so uninteresting and that the entire film becomes pointless. unless you consider watching william katt running through a muggy forest wearing ill fitting cricket gear and smashing snakes in all directions with a cricket bat a payoff. for the record and i do not. i used to think that anaconda was the worst film ever made about predatory snakes. i was so very and very wrong. at least anaconda had a snake one could be afraid of if they suspended disbelief for quite some time. some of the snakes shown killing the human cast are no bigger than the shoelaces from some pairs of combat boots i have worn. so we so far have the checklist for bad horror films running along nicely. the unrecognisable and lame cast are accounted for and as are poor audio and visual effects. the dialogue is so wretched and so ill timed and that i have seen better writing and delivery during some of the school plays i have acted in many moons ago. unfortunately and where snake island falters in this respect is the area fatal to all bad films. in essence and it forgets to be so bad that it is funny. it is so bad that it stops being good after the opening credits and becomes painful the second that the cast start to speak. compared to william katt performance in snake island and jon voight performance in anaconda was as oscar worthy as russell crowe in gladiator. not that voight or katt are necessarily bad actors and but with material like this and youre hard pressed to say a single word naturally. listening to some of the lines here was like being the victim of a violent crime. one mind tends to blank out the experience and primary as a self defense mechanism. because of the aforementioned failure to be entertainingly bad and i gave snake island a two out of ten. my special score for films that are so bad they cannot possibly be good and but not bad enough to entertain. it is all just so boring or pointless that one might as well be watching the test pattern. the proper way to spell crap is s n a k e i s l a n d. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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