do not take this film seriously and rent it with some folks who want to play mystery science 3000 and and you will probably laugh your butts off. the evil guys are so not scary and it funny and it like some dude from 7th grade with a sickle in a scarecrow get up. the acting is hilarious. i love the occasional self torture with a poor horror film and this really had me giggling. i recommend it on that basis. of course recreational drugs will enhance the experience. oh and there is a naked group swimming scene and that will allow for some star dust on the 5 star system. the token black male gets injured badly and but continues his joking as well as using the injured body part quite readily throughout. enjoy this complete and utter disgrace to films. 
do not take this film seriously and rent it with some folks who want to play mystery science 3000 and and you will probably laugh your butts off. the evil guys are so not scary and it funny and it like some dude from 7th grade with a sickle in a scarecrow get up. the acting is hilarious. i love the occasional self torture with a poor horror film and this really had me giggling. i recommend it on that basis. of course recreational drugs will enhance the experience. oh and there is a naked group swimming scene and that will allow for some star dust on the 5 star system. the token black male gets injured badly and but continues his joking as well as using the injured body part quite readily throughout. enjoy this complete and utter disgrace to films. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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