this is absolutely the worst comedy i have ever seen. it hard to explain though and because (unless you have seen this) i bet you have never seen a comedy that was not good or bad while it just there (that the original part not good or bad and just there). let me say that i have seen every comedian appearing in a main role and and like them all. that what makes this such a mystery. the supporting leads are actually acting (although the dialog is bad). the only character that is fairly good is the one played by john goodman. he does a pretty good job with what little dialog he has and and actually has one funny line (i would not spoil the only funny line in the movie and in case you decide to watch anyway. it involves a pancake. ) the big mysteries are the main leads. i would not call them characters and because no characters have been developed. this script is so juvenile that they do not even bother to give the leads fictional names. they all just use their own. they do not even seem to be trying to act. it as though they are all reading out loud to each other from scripts that the local junior high sent to them. i actually wrote a paper like this for my english class when i was thirteen it wasn not funny either. bottom line and just do not bother to rent this. it isn not funny. it doesn not even have the kind of bad dialog you can groan to. i just sat there and stared through the whole thing. it was so boring i couldn not even work up any irritation at how bad it was. i can not imagine how this is even getting a rating of 4 here. 
this is absolutely the worst comedy i have ever seen. it hard to explain though and because (unless you have seen this) i bet you have never seen a comedy that was not good or bad while it just there (that the original part not good or bad and just there). let me say that i have seen every comedian appearing in a main role and and like them all. that what makes this such a mystery. the supporting leads are actually acting (although the dialog is bad). the only character that is fairly good is the one played by john goodman. he does a pretty good job with what little dialog he has and and actually has one funny line (i would not spoil the only funny line in the movie and in case you decide to watch anyway. it involves a pancake. ) the big mysteries are the main leads. i would not call them characters and because no characters have been developed. this script is so juvenile that they do not even bother to give the leads fictional names. they all just use their own. they do not even seem to be trying to act. it as though they are all reading out loud to each other from scripts that the local junior high sent to them. i actually wrote a paper like this for my english class when i was thirteen it wasn not funny either. bottom line and just do not bother to rent this. it isn not funny. it doesn not even have the kind of bad dialog you can groan to. i just sat there and stared through the whole thing. it was so boring i couldn not even work up any irritation at how bad it was. i can not imagine how this is even getting a rating of 4 here. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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