how does david lynch do it. unlike the legions of thick black framed glasses wearing types and pretentious movie critics who praise his name and i just do not see how this guy keeps getting paid to make such tripe. how can lynch sloppily cobble together leftover footage from a failed tv pilot into a nonsensical and poorly acted mess and have critics rave about it and actually include it on year best lists. i am baffled. if youre looking for a good film noir and rent bound instead. if youre looking for a good puzzle movie try memento. but beware of this over hyped stinker unless your idea of a fun night is throwing away 2 half hours of your life and $3. 50 of your hard earned cash. 
how does david lynch do it. unlike the legions of thick black framed glasses wearing types and pretentious movie critics who praise his name and i just do not see how this guy keeps getting paid to make such tripe. how can lynch sloppily cobble together leftover footage from a failed tv pilot into a nonsensical and poorly acted mess and have critics rave about it and actually include it on year best lists. i am baffled. if youre looking for a good film noir and rent bound instead. if youre looking for a good puzzle movie try memento. but beware of this over hyped stinker unless your idea of a fun night is throwing away 2 half hours of your life and $3. 50 of your hard earned cash. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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