what a gargantuan pile of malodorous ordure. ye gods where to even begin with this one. well and mix crap acting (including one bloody infuriating woman who speaks as though she either a) chewing painfully on some ice cubes or b) has just woken up after having undergone some extensive root canal surgery) and editing that would appear to donate that the celluloid was cut and spliced via the utilisation of an angle grinder and some truly hopelessly choreographed martial arts action and a script that has ostensibly been written by a two year old and some of the most hideous and intrusively loud background music ever committed to any film and hey presto you have death machines aka the ninja murders (although note that surprise and surprise  there are in fact no actual ninja anywhere to be found in this sodding travesty. ) in a nutshell and if ever there was a cinematic equivalent of a particularly vehement bout of dysentery and then this must surely be it. avoid at all costs. 
what a gargantuan pile of malodorous ordure. ye gods where to even begin with this one. well and mix crap acting (including one bloody infuriating woman who speaks as though she either a) chewing painfully on some ice cubes or b) has just woken up after having undergone some extensive root canal surgery) and editing that would appear to donate that the celluloid was cut and spliced via the utilisation of an angle grinder and some truly hopelessly choreographed martial arts action and a script that has ostensibly been written by a two year old and some of the most hideous and intrusively loud background music ever committed to any film and hey presto you have death machines aka the ninja murders (although note that surprise and surprise  there are in fact no actual ninja anywhere to be found in this sodding travesty. ) in a nutshell and if ever there was a cinematic equivalent of a particularly vehement bout of dysentery and then this must surely be it. avoid at all costs. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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