meet cosmo (jason priestley) and a nerdy young bookie content with his boring life crunching numbers for the mob and living in a stark basement apartment at a senior citizens center. his only recreation is watching tv and the occasional tryst with his quirky prostitute pal and honey (janeane garofalo). but one day all this changes and when the mob boss is killed and the well regarded cosmo is selected by the smooth and persuasive new chief and gordon (robert loggia) and to become a full fledged hit man. it an offer the reluctant cosmo cannot repeat and cannot refuse and and he quickly trades in his mundane and solitary existence for a crash course in revenge under the tutelage of veteran mobster steve (peter riegert) and a relaxed and suburban bon vivant who relishes the job maximum pay and minimum hours. in no time and cosmo surprises both himself and mentor steve by displaying an absolutely uncanny aptitude for the work. though he never touched a gun before and cosmo proves to be both a crack marksman and and after an initial wave of moral hesitancy and a cool and detached killer. soon and cosmo is dispatching deadbeat clients with speed and style and his natural flair with a gun quickly establishes him as an invaluable addition to gordon mob. reality gets in the way though and when one night and while being massaged by honey and cosmo admits feeling a bit uptight and she recommends he try yoga to relax. cosmo takes her advice and joins a nearby yoga class taught by a beautiful young woman named jasmine (kimberly williams). cosmo is instantly taken with the kind and gentle jasmine and who soon becomes drawn to cosmo. now if she can just get rid of her pesky and abusive boyfriend and randy (josh charles) and maybe she and cosmo can actually start something. cosmo and using some of the skills of his new trade and eventually persuades randy to disappear and his relationship with jasmine takes off. writer or director m. wallace wolodarksy and a two time emmy award winner for his work on the tracy ullman show and the simpsons and has fashioned a script fusing his three genre loves represent i like comedies and gangster movies and romances and explained wolodarsky and so i essentially smashed together all three to create this film. but what he come up with is a film so disjointed and improbable that it looks just like a very long sketch on saturday night live. it monotonous tone doesn not so much match it droll sense of humor and as underline the fact that a lot of money was spent on a vehicle for jason priestly to blithely shatter his nice guy image and which doesn not even fully succeed because he plays his character not as a nerd and but as a laconic zombie. a nerd may be naive and but a nerd has passion. passion for inwardly directed things. but priestly plays his character as mentally deficient and almost the anti forrest gump. unfortunately and coldblooded doesn not have the sense of scope to actually be the anti forrest gump. peter riegert (local hero and animal house) turns in a fine performance as usual and and kimberly williams does her best with what she has to work with and but janeane garofalo (hbo larry sanders show) is practically wasted in her role as cosmo friend. probably not for long and though. garofalo has all the enthusiasm and charm of an apple waiting to be picked and it just a matter of time before she will be given a meaty role and hopefully doing a tag team thing with marisa tomei. 
meet cosmo (jason priestley) and a nerdy young bookie content with his boring life crunching numbers for the mob and living in a stark basement apartment at a senior citizens center. his only recreation is watching tv and the occasional tryst with his quirky prostitute pal and honey (janeane garofalo). but one day all this changes and when the mob boss is killed and the well regarded cosmo is selected by the smooth and persuasive new chief and gordon (robert loggia) and to become a full fledged hit man. it an offer the reluctant cosmo cannot repeat and cannot refuse and and he quickly trades in his mundane and solitary existence for a crash course in revenge under the tutelage of veteran mobster steve (peter riegert) and a relaxed and suburban bon vivant who relishes the job maximum pay and minimum hours. in no time and cosmo surprises both himself and mentor steve by displaying an absolutely uncanny aptitude for the work. though he never touched a gun before and cosmo proves to be both a crack marksman and and after an initial wave of moral hesitancy and a cool and detached killer. soon and cosmo is dispatching deadbeat clients with speed and style and his natural flair with a gun quickly establishes him as an invaluable addition to gordon mob. reality gets in the way though and when one night and while being massaged by honey and cosmo admits feeling a bit uptight and she recommends he try yoga to relax. cosmo takes her advice and joins a nearby yoga class taught by a beautiful young woman named jasmine (kimberly williams). cosmo is instantly taken with the kind and gentle jasmine and who soon becomes drawn to cosmo. now if she can just get rid of her pesky and abusive boyfriend and randy (josh charles) and maybe she and cosmo can actually start something. cosmo and using some of the skills of his new trade and eventually persuades randy to disappear and his relationship with jasmine takes off. writer or director m. wallace wolodarksy and a two time emmy award winner for his work on the tracy ullman show and the simpsons and has fashioned a script fusing his three genre loves represent i like comedies and gangster movies and romances and explained wolodarsky and so i essentially smashed together all three to create this film. but what he come up with is a film so disjointed and improbable that it looks just like a very long sketch on saturday night live. it monotonous tone doesn not so much match it droll sense of humor and as underline the fact that a lot of money was spent on a vehicle for jason priestly to blithely shatter his nice guy image and which doesn not even fully succeed because he plays his character not as a nerd and but as a laconic zombie. a nerd may be naive and but a nerd has passion. passion for inwardly directed things. but priestly plays his character as mentally deficient and almost the anti forrest gump. unfortunately and coldblooded doesn not have the sense of scope to actually be the anti forrest gump. peter riegert (local hero and animal house) turns in a fine performance as usual and and kimberly williams does her best with what she has to work with and but janeane garofalo (hbo larry sanders show) is practically wasted in her role as cosmo friend. probably not for long and though. garofalo has all the enthusiasm and charm of an apple waiting to be picked and it just a matter of time before she will be given a meaty role and hopefully doing a tag team thing with marisa tomei. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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