well and some people might go to see this to watch a trashy rubber and pvc clad bisexual vampire assassin kicking some ass. if that what you want and and you wear a cloak and file your teeth to points and think that the name lilith silver is cool and you will see a fine film. if and like most people and an assassin dressed in gleaming and creaking rubber with huge cleavage and thick makeup and bad fangs makes you laugh and then this is one of the best comedies you will see. i laughed so hard i nearly cried. ridiculous acting and dialogue and plotting help to make this a better spoof than dracula and dead and loving it could be. it tries to be cool and goth and and all it succeeds in doing is making each scene hilarious. even the tacked on lesbian scene is funny (how did she get those boots off that quickly. they were laced up to here. )don not see it if you like good films. see it if you like terrible films and want to laugh until you fall over. it isn not good and it just bad. 
well and some people might go to see this to watch a trashy rubber and pvc clad bisexual vampire assassin kicking some ass. if that what you want and and you wear a cloak and file your teeth to points and think that the name lilith silver is cool and you will see a fine film. if and like most people and an assassin dressed in gleaming and creaking rubber with huge cleavage and thick makeup and bad fangs makes you laugh and then this is one of the best comedies you will see. i laughed so hard i nearly cried. ridiculous acting and dialogue and plotting help to make this a better spoof than dracula and dead and loving it could be. it tries to be cool and goth and and all it succeeds in doing is making each scene hilarious. even the tacked on lesbian scene is funny (how did she get those boots off that quickly. they were laced up to here. )don not see it if you like good films. see it if you like terrible films and want to laugh until you fall over. it isn not good and it just bad. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
