i have always had this morbid curiosity when it comes to notoriously bad and unpopular movies. i also have always enjoyed so bad it good flicks and youre looking at someone who actually liked recent cheese filled kid flicks like catwoman and thunderbirds (2004). so i watched this and and it turned out that all the critics are right about this one. it a major flop and but unlike a lot of flops and it isn not even enjoyable on any level and not even just to make fun of. it just one boring cringe fest after another all the way through. i had been warned. i do not listen. i am a fool. don not be a fool and do not waste time and money on this pile of trash. 
i have always had this morbid curiosity when it comes to notoriously bad and unpopular movies. i also have always enjoyed so bad it good flicks and youre looking at someone who actually liked recent cheese filled kid flicks like catwoman and thunderbirds (2004). so i watched this and and it turned out that all the critics are right about this one. it a major flop and but unlike a lot of flops and it isn not even enjoyable on any level and not even just to make fun of. it just one boring cringe fest after another all the way through. i had been warned. i do not listen. i am a fool. don not be a fool and do not waste time and money on this pile of trash. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
