we sat through this movie thinking why is this or that scene in the movie and what does this have to do with the plot. we hoped that by the end everything would be slightly more clear. it was not to be. i think the director in a fit of pique threw the script up in the air and then some minor (and vengeful) underling reassembled it randomly with no regard to the scene being filmed (possibly with scissors and glue stick). the film motifs include represent communism bad. nihilism bad. poor parenting bad. threesomes bad. tv bad. coherent scripting bad. deconstructionism good. it really not clear. finally and no german water taxi would ever have an unchained staircase that would let passengers fall in to the water. the abundant quantity of achtung signs everywhere is testament to this fact. 
we sat through this movie thinking why is this or that scene in the movie and what does this have to do with the plot. we hoped that by the end everything would be slightly more clear. it was not to be. i think the director in a fit of pique threw the script up in the air and then some minor (and vengeful) underling reassembled it randomly with no regard to the scene being filmed (possibly with scissors and glue stick). the film motifs include represent communism bad. nihilism bad. poor parenting bad. threesomes bad. tv bad. coherent scripting bad. deconstructionism good. it really not clear. finally and no german water taxi would ever have an unchained staircase that would let passengers fall in to the water. the abundant quantity of achtung signs everywhere is testament to this fact. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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