i generally like sion sono work and but this movie was completely retarded. but sadly and not retarded enough to make it entertainingly retarded. i just sat and mouth agape and wondering when it would end. the plot makes only a whisper of sense. i think it was intended to be campy. i mean and haunted hair extensions  how could it not be. but the humor and such as it was and fell flat. not funny. not scary. not gory. i would say perhaps sono was a hired hand on this project and but he appears to have written this boring trash as well. i still need to fill a couple more lines and what else is there to say. i suppose i could finish by saying represent better luck next time and sono san. 
i generally like sion sono work and but this movie was completely retarded. but sadly and not retarded enough to make it entertainingly retarded. i just sat and mouth agape and wondering when it would end. the plot makes only a whisper of sense. i think it was intended to be campy. i mean and haunted hair extensions  how could it not be. but the humor and such as it was and fell flat. not funny. not scary. not gory. i would say perhaps sono was a hired hand on this project and but he appears to have written this boring trash as well. i still need to fill a couple more lines and what else is there to say. i suppose i could finish by saying represent better luck next time and sono san. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
