i saw this one on the late and late and late and late show back when mst3k was just a twinkle in joel hodgson eye. i had the privilege of seeing it without knowing exactly how bad it would be. i do not know that a woman with an arrow in her chest could run to the ends of the earth in about an hour and a half (thank god her father gave such specific directions) and then take days to make it back to the castle with help. i do not know that a sword wielding barbarian type could run into the forest and create a hanglider and flash powder bombs in under 30 seconds. i had no idea how disjointed a movie could be. it a bad thing children and a very bad thing. if you enjoy bad movies and go for it. 
i saw this one on the late and late and late and late show back when mst3k was just a twinkle in joel hodgson eye. i had the privilege of seeing it without knowing exactly how bad it would be. i do not know that a woman with an arrow in her chest could run to the ends of the earth in about an hour and a half (thank god her father gave such specific directions) and then take days to make it back to the castle with help. i do not know that a sword wielding barbarian type could run into the forest and create a hanglider and flash powder bombs in under 30 seconds. i had no idea how disjointed a movie could be. it a bad thing children and a very bad thing. if you enjoy bad movies and go for it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
