wave after wave of directionless nausea  this film wants and at first promises to be quirky and original but is in fact obvious and solipsistic and mired in cliché driven dialogue which builds to a crecendo of awfulness and cheese by the end. throughout the film we meet supposedly off the wall characters and who are actually very dull and and just do not quite work and who clunk through the horrific screenplay like men in armour suits and driving jeeps through mansion houses and spouting preppy existential obviousness accompanied by the whinings of coldplay. the film has occasional funny episodes and often no funnier than a dog playing with its genitals and which happened twice (an index of the slapstick and rudimentary humour of the film in general) but by the end and the film falls into an infinite abyss of complete detritus and the director egocentric ramblings which made me want to gouge my eyes out. watch this film at your peril. 
wave after wave of directionless nausea  this film wants and at first promises to be quirky and original but is in fact obvious and solipsistic and mired in cliché driven dialogue which builds to a crecendo of awfulness and cheese by the end. throughout the film we meet supposedly off the wall characters and who are actually very dull and and just do not quite work and who clunk through the horrific screenplay like men in armour suits and driving jeeps through mansion houses and spouting preppy existential obviousness accompanied by the whinings of coldplay. the film has occasional funny episodes and often no funnier than a dog playing with its genitals and which happened twice (an index of the slapstick and rudimentary humour of the film in general) but by the end and the film falls into an infinite abyss of complete detritus and the director egocentric ramblings which made me want to gouge my eyes out. watch this film at your peril. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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