where do we start with an offering like this. i nearly said film but that would be going a step too far. the only thing hellish about this film is that it is certainly a marriage made in hell and between nothing and nonsense and baloney and balderdash. these films should carry a physiological health warning so as not to damage one spirit to the point where one might believe that all good film makers have left the planet and their resources have been handed to the dunderheads who have make this classic piece of trite garbage just like it sister in arms league of extraordinary twaddle. they are neither science fiction nor fact and entertaining nor thought provoking and humorous nor weighty but lay in a twilight zone devoid of any and all accoutrements that entice people to give up their valuable time and sit in a darkened room and generally be more enlightened and enlivened or happy at the end of it. if we could award turkey points for films like this and this would be a turnip and as we would gone through the turkey and ham and potatoes and sprouts and gravy and all other embellishments before reaching rock bottom. 
where do we start with an offering like this. i nearly said film but that would be going a step too far. the only thing hellish about this film is that it is certainly a marriage made in hell and between nothing and nonsense and baloney and balderdash. these films should carry a physiological health warning so as not to damage one spirit to the point where one might believe that all good film makers have left the planet and their resources have been handed to the dunderheads who have make this classic piece of trite garbage just like it sister in arms league of extraordinary twaddle. they are neither science fiction nor fact and entertaining nor thought provoking and humorous nor weighty but lay in a twilight zone devoid of any and all accoutrements that entice people to give up their valuable time and sit in a darkened room and generally be more enlightened and enlivened or happy at the end of it. if we could award turkey points for films like this and this would be a turnip and as we would gone through the turkey and ham and potatoes and sprouts and gravy and all other embellishments before reaching rock bottom. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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