i vowed some time ago to never get another joe castro film (perhaps after near death) but i sort of ended up with this one by accident and since it was a troma release and i do not read the cover carefully. oops. well and i watched it and and it by no means good and but it  and i guess and sort of tongue in cheek. if it not and it sure seemed that way. some intrepid folks from the university of the rio grande set out to find if the chupacabra exists and because of surveillance camera footage from someone goat barn that shows this weird thing hopping across the field of vision. and also because the person that this thing supposedly killed was the uncle of the leader of the expedition. there a couple of camera men and one of whom whines the whole time and and there some ex marine named army (. ) and who is some kind of munitions expert or something. at any rate and the do find the chupacabra on some guy ranch and set out to find it and getting involved with two supposed witches along the way. the creature itself is rather ridiculous looking and with spines on its back and a great big long tongue that gene simmons would die for. eventually and after a bunch of folks done get killed and so does the chupacabra and and they take it back to the university for an autopsy. so and is it from another planet. is it a genetic creation from some lab in puerto rico. uh and they do not tell us and really. not exactly intriguing but not quite terrible either. definitely not a wide audience for this one. negative . 
i vowed some time ago to never get another joe castro film (perhaps after near death) but i sort of ended up with this one by accident and since it was a troma release and i do not read the cover carefully. oops. well and i watched it and and it by no means good and but it  and i guess and sort of tongue in cheek. if it not and it sure seemed that way. some intrepid folks from the university of the rio grande set out to find if the chupacabra exists and because of surveillance camera footage from someone goat barn that shows this weird thing hopping across the field of vision. and also because the person that this thing supposedly killed was the uncle of the leader of the expedition. there a couple of camera men and one of whom whines the whole time and and there some ex marine named army (. ) and who is some kind of munitions expert or something. at any rate and the do find the chupacabra on some guy ranch and set out to find it and getting involved with two supposed witches along the way. the creature itself is rather ridiculous looking and with spines on its back and a great big long tongue that gene simmons would die for. eventually and after a bunch of folks done get killed and so does the chupacabra and and they take it back to the university for an autopsy. so and is it from another planet. is it a genetic creation from some lab in puerto rico. uh and they do not tell us and really. not exactly intriguing but not quite terrible either. definitely not a wide audience for this one. negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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