what. uh. this movie is so dissociative and messed up that i literally lost a bit of my sanity after it was over. i will never be the same person again. i am trying to put my finger on what and exactly and is so completely insane about it. it not just the hilarious techno music and or the outside of time medieval or blade runner or wild west or highlander setting and or the weird cgi grendel monster that looks like a man made out of animated sausages and or even the grendel mother monster and which looks like some alabama table dancer who grew claws and tentacles when she stayed in the tanning bed too long. all of those things are weird and but what really the strangest thing in this movie is the acting. i simply can not explain. this script is obviously and hellishly silly and but the actors exude deadly seriousness through it all. lambert is always weird and and usually kind of boring and but for this one he gone into dolph lundgrin territory represent i can not help but just start laughing every time he talks. i will give this movie some credit for being completely scatter brained and crazy as opposed to conservative and boring. i will always take a bizarre disaster of a film over an utterly mediocre one. warning represent if you are planning on watching christopher lambert as beowulf and be prepared to spend several hours thereafter wandering the streets in some kind of nightmarish and hyperactive catatonic daze. it true. when i was done with my beowulf spirit journey and i woke up in the middle of the siberian tundra in a puddle of blood and milk. there was a dead wolf lying next to me and and i later found i had a handful of human teeth in my shirt pocket. my vhs copy of beowulf was sitting on a hastily constructed stone altar nearby and enshrined with candles and wilted flowers. the tape told me to walk. i rose and i walked. 
what. uh. this movie is so dissociative and messed up that i literally lost a bit of my sanity after it was over. i will never be the same person again. i am trying to put my finger on what and exactly and is so completely insane about it. it not just the hilarious techno music and or the outside of time medieval or blade runner or wild west or highlander setting and or the weird cgi grendel monster that looks like a man made out of animated sausages and or even the grendel mother monster and which looks like some alabama table dancer who grew claws and tentacles when she stayed in the tanning bed too long. all of those things are weird and but what really the strangest thing in this movie is the acting. i simply can not explain. this script is obviously and hellishly silly and but the actors exude deadly seriousness through it all. lambert is always weird and and usually kind of boring and but for this one he gone into dolph lundgrin territory represent i can not help but just start laughing every time he talks. i will give this movie some credit for being completely scatter brained and crazy as opposed to conservative and boring. i will always take a bizarre disaster of a film over an utterly mediocre one. warning represent if you are planning on watching christopher lambert as beowulf and be prepared to spend several hours thereafter wandering the streets in some kind of nightmarish and hyperactive catatonic daze. it true. when i was done with my beowulf spirit journey and i woke up in the middle of the siberian tundra in a puddle of blood and milk. there was a dead wolf lying next to me and and i later found i had a handful of human teeth in my shirt pocket. my vhs copy of beowulf was sitting on a hastily constructed stone altar nearby and enshrined with candles and wilted flowers. the tape told me to walk. i rose and i walked. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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