a friend of mine loves tacky horror films so i often get to see low budget stuff like this. this is and however the first time i have been compelled to write a review of one. put simply this is probably the worst film i have ever seen. even worse then boggy creek ii. the entire budget for the film seems to have been spent on a brief scene in the middle when dr. klaus stands in this chamber thing and turns all vampire ish. the only good thing to say about it is that it was hilarious after a few beers (but for all the wrong reasons). 
a friend of mine loves tacky horror films so i often get to see low budget stuff like this. this is and however the first time i have been compelled to write a review of one. put simply this is probably the worst film i have ever seen. even worse then boggy creek ii. the entire budget for the film seems to have been spent on a brief scene in the middle when dr. klaus stands in this chamber thing and turns all vampire ish. the only good thing to say about it is that it was hilarious after a few beers (but for all the wrong reasons). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
