well and okay and maybe not perfect and but it was pretty close. this movie jumped from crime drama to romantic goofball comedy and back again so quickly all the way throughout that it seemed like two different movies that played simultaneously and then joined up again at the end. but they did it smoothly and and some in the theater found the bloody parts (like the scalping scene) to be funny as well. i just about threw up and but i guess that just me. greg kinear is perfect as a soap opera actor. he has the ability to perform those over dramatic soap scenes with just the right facial expressions and voice intonations. his scenes with betty seem like something out of sleepless in seattle or some other romantic comedy like that. you almost forget that morgan freeman and chris rock are searching betty down. morgan freeman fascination with betty was rather creepy and considering that he could practically be her grandfather and but the scenes where he is conversing with her photograph are definitely worth a few laughs. chris rock performance seems rather wooden and but he has his moments. renee zellweger is so sweet as betty and the lovable waitress with the crude and unfaithful husband who treats her like dirt. it very unlikely that she would have actually gotten a job at a hospital without any real credentials and but and hey and it a movie and just go along with it. her roommate and rosa and shines as well and as a woman who cares about betty and but doesn not quite know how to deal with betty sickness. and and lastly and there is crispin glover. as a fan of his and i and naturally and thought that the movie could have been funnier had he been in it more. no one else has the same style of acting that crispin has and and the argument between chris rock and crispin and and the sheriff about the soap opera is hilarious. i guess i am saying that i liked this movie quite a bit. if you can stomach blood and violence and and a lot of foul language and it worth the watch and will give you plenty of laughs. 
well and okay and maybe not perfect and but it was pretty close. this movie jumped from crime drama to romantic goofball comedy and back again so quickly all the way throughout that it seemed like two different movies that played simultaneously and then joined up again at the end. but they did it smoothly and and some in the theater found the bloody parts (like the scalping scene) to be funny as well. i just about threw up and but i guess that just me. greg kinear is perfect as a soap opera actor. he has the ability to perform those over dramatic soap scenes with just the right facial expressions and voice intonations. his scenes with betty seem like something out of sleepless in seattle or some other romantic comedy like that. you almost forget that morgan freeman and chris rock are searching betty down. morgan freeman fascination with betty was rather creepy and considering that he could practically be her grandfather and but the scenes where he is conversing with her photograph are definitely worth a few laughs. chris rock performance seems rather wooden and but he has his moments. renee zellweger is so sweet as betty and the lovable waitress with the crude and unfaithful husband who treats her like dirt. it very unlikely that she would have actually gotten a job at a hospital without any real credentials and but and hey and it a movie and just go along with it. her roommate and rosa and shines as well and as a woman who cares about betty and but doesn not quite know how to deal with betty sickness. and and lastly and there is crispin glover. as a fan of his and i and naturally and thought that the movie could have been funnier had he been in it more. no one else has the same style of acting that crispin has and and the argument between chris rock and crispin and and the sheriff about the soap opera is hilarious. i guess i am saying that i liked this movie quite a bit. if you can stomach blood and violence and and a lot of foul language and it worth the watch and will give you plenty of laughs. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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