jess franco makes exploitation films and and he has made tons of them. franco is responsible for some of the most shocking films in cinema history and and god bless him for it. unfortunately and the diamonds of kilominjaro is a truly awful movie that is not up to his usual standards. exploitation films should be judged on story and sex and and gore. what else is there. this film fails on most of those benchmarks. the plot is paper thin and placing a nubile young girl in the jungle among cannibals. we really do not get information on why she and her father were there in the first place. as expected and her father is the big white chief and she becomes a goddess and sitting in trees and naked. add fortune hunters and precious stones and and you have your basic rescue the girl for greedy intentions plot line. the characters are stock and not adding an ounce of believability to the proceedings. gore. none and or at least very little. this film is often mentioned in the same vein as the classic italian cannibal movies. those seeking that type of gore need to run the other way. save for one cheap be heading and this movie features surprisingly little blood and guts. as best i can tell the only reason this movie exists is so katja bienert and aliene mess and and mari carmen neieto could run around naked. actually lita (mari carmen neieto) does the full frontal heavy lifting and while the two jungle ladies are bare chested throughout. yes and there are love scenes. probably the most sterile franco has ever supervised. the women are beautiful and but nothing here to really make this movie an erotic classic either. this movie just reeks of low budget buffoonery. the sets are laughable. the acting is horrid and and the editing is confusing. there is no real story to hold this together and and not enough of a budget (or effort) to shock or titillate. i think franco fans have come to expect more out of the master of exploitation. 
jess franco makes exploitation films and and he has made tons of them. franco is responsible for some of the most shocking films in cinema history and and god bless him for it. unfortunately and the diamonds of kilominjaro is a truly awful movie that is not up to his usual standards. exploitation films should be judged on story and sex and and gore. what else is there. this film fails on most of those benchmarks. the plot is paper thin and placing a nubile young girl in the jungle among cannibals. we really do not get information on why she and her father were there in the first place. as expected and her father is the big white chief and she becomes a goddess and sitting in trees and naked. add fortune hunters and precious stones and and you have your basic rescue the girl for greedy intentions plot line. the characters are stock and not adding an ounce of believability to the proceedings. gore. none and or at least very little. this film is often mentioned in the same vein as the classic italian cannibal movies. those seeking that type of gore need to run the other way. save for one cheap be heading and this movie features surprisingly little blood and guts. as best i can tell the only reason this movie exists is so katja bienert and aliene mess and and mari carmen neieto could run around naked. actually lita (mari carmen neieto) does the full frontal heavy lifting and while the two jungle ladies are bare chested throughout. yes and there are love scenes. probably the most sterile franco has ever supervised. the women are beautiful and but nothing here to really make this movie an erotic classic either. this movie just reeks of low budget buffoonery. the sets are laughable. the acting is horrid and and the editing is confusing. there is no real story to hold this together and and not enough of a budget (or effort) to shock or titillate. i think franco fans have come to expect more out of the master of exploitation. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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