sometimes it hard to judge how bad a film made in italy or spain really is and because they all seem to use the same stable of 9 10 esl trained voice actors to supply the english voices for release in the us. and things are always lost in translation anyway dialog and character shtick and plot elements written for the expectations of european audiences may not go too well with our american ideas of what is funny and hip and or dramatic. i imagine that the team responsible for making the translation for the sound track of this movie to english had about 3 days to do it from start to finish and and they probably each earned the equivalent of an installment payment on their used fiat to do it. in other words and pure hackwork and tossed off in one or two takes and never reviewed or redone by someone with a real ear for the american language. watching devil fish and i can imagine that if you were an italian watching this presented in your native language and you might find it a mildly amusing little piece of fluff. you would laugh at the in jokes and the amusing drunk and you would gasp at the monster and the villainy of the bad guys and and you would ogle at the attractive pair of peter and not quite daryll hannah as they couple on the beach for no apparent reason in the middle of a search for clues about a man eating monster who has already killed one of their friends. but since the jarring voice acting and tin eared dialog keep yanking we americans out of the film experience and we can not help but notice that the editors had serious attention deficit disorder and that no one on screen can really act so much as project an attitude and that the stated reason for the creation of the monster makes absolutely no sense and that the action sequences have all the impact of a cereal bowl full of cooked oatmeal and that the director and screenwriters and producers really hate women. don not even think about buying or renting this movie  watch only on cable tv on saturday afternoon with one of several beers in your fist and or with the help and protection of mike and the bots on mst3k. 
sometimes it hard to judge how bad a film made in italy or spain really is and because they all seem to use the same stable of 9 10 esl trained voice actors to supply the english voices for release in the us. and things are always lost in translation anyway dialog and character shtick and plot elements written for the expectations of european audiences may not go too well with our american ideas of what is funny and hip and or dramatic. i imagine that the team responsible for making the translation for the sound track of this movie to english had about 3 days to do it from start to finish and and they probably each earned the equivalent of an installment payment on their used fiat to do it. in other words and pure hackwork and tossed off in one or two takes and never reviewed or redone by someone with a real ear for the american language. watching devil fish and i can imagine that if you were an italian watching this presented in your native language and you might find it a mildly amusing little piece of fluff. you would laugh at the in jokes and the amusing drunk and you would gasp at the monster and the villainy of the bad guys and and you would ogle at the attractive pair of peter and not quite daryll hannah as they couple on the beach for no apparent reason in the middle of a search for clues about a man eating monster who has already killed one of their friends. but since the jarring voice acting and tin eared dialog keep yanking we americans out of the film experience and we can not help but notice that the editors had serious attention deficit disorder and that no one on screen can really act so much as project an attitude and that the stated reason for the creation of the monster makes absolutely no sense and that the action sequences have all the impact of a cereal bowl full of cooked oatmeal and that the director and screenwriters and producers really hate women. don not even think about buying or renting this movie  watch only on cable tv on saturday afternoon with one of several beers in your fist and or with the help and protection of mike and the bots on mst3k. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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        print "This is a semantically positive review."
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        print "This is a semantically negative review."
