considering that they wanted to do a vampire movie in space and i thought and well and it will probably be pretty cheesy and but at least interesting enough to see a different take on the whole genre. whoops. i do not care what kind of movies you like while even if youre the biggest vampire and horror and thriller and or suspense fan in the world and or adversely and if you have never seen a horror movie before and would expect that your first would be impressive in any way whatsoever. youre wrong. i do not think i have ever seen a made for tv movie or after school special this bad. i have never seen a tv pilot show this bad. i have never seen footage of animals sleeping or shitting that as bad as this. this is and by far and the single biggest waste of hours you could otherwise spend contemplating the importance of dish towels and their effect on your life. i would far rather be trapped in a bathroom for weeks with nothing to consume but my own urine and excrement than watch even a single clip of this movie again. watching this made me wish for the fates that the characters fell to instead of dealing with knowing that i paid money to watch it. it was and however and like a train wreck represent so bad you just couldn not help but watch and hoping something good might happen. it do not. please and for the love of god and if you or your friends  even if using illicit substances while doing so  even consider watching this movie and choose instead to have a contest to see who can shoot a snot rocket farther. it will bring you far greater enjoyment and entertainment. 
considering that they wanted to do a vampire movie in space and i thought and well and it will probably be pretty cheesy and but at least interesting enough to see a different take on the whole genre. whoops. i do not care what kind of movies you like while even if youre the biggest vampire and horror and thriller and or suspense fan in the world and or adversely and if you have never seen a horror movie before and would expect that your first would be impressive in any way whatsoever. youre wrong. i do not think i have ever seen a made for tv movie or after school special this bad. i have never seen a tv pilot show this bad. i have never seen footage of animals sleeping or shitting that as bad as this. this is and by far and the single biggest waste of hours you could otherwise spend contemplating the importance of dish towels and their effect on your life. i would far rather be trapped in a bathroom for weeks with nothing to consume but my own urine and excrement than watch even a single clip of this movie again. watching this made me wish for the fates that the characters fell to instead of dealing with knowing that i paid money to watch it. it was and however and like a train wreck represent so bad you just couldn not help but watch and hoping something good might happen. it do not. please and for the love of god and if you or your friends  even if using illicit substances while doing so  even consider watching this movie and choose instead to have a contest to see who can shoot a snot rocket farther. it will bring you far greater enjoyment and entertainment. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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