i first heard of this film when patton oswalt talked about it on his werewolves and lollipops cd. he said it was a lost classic that is completely ridiculous. being a lover of terrible cinema and i knew i was in for a treat. this film is and hands down and one of the weirdest i have ever seen. certainly one of the weirdest shlock films. basically and a demon took human form years ago for a woman and the woman died or something and the demon cried blood and the blood fell on the bed and the bed is now possessed and it now eats. along with fruit and flowers and chicken and it also has a taste for people. the people can range between horny teens and mayors and gangsters and servants or professional orgy throwers. there also a sick guy who the bed ate but put his soul behind a picture in the room. most movies let you figure out the plot through exciting action. death bed takes another path represent it basically tells you through narration exactly what happening while slow and dull murder scenes take place. also and i must say everyone who eaten by the bed are surprisingly quiet. i would think if a bed is eating you through the ways of a 5th grade science fair experiment and it would sting a little. i guess nerve endings weren not invented until 1981 or so. the story is wacky and the direction is slow and pretty awful and the sets are sparse and the acting it fairly painful and the brother is one of the unintentionally ugliest actors i have ever seen. probably would make a great party film if alcohol and smart asses are involved. certainly one you shouldn not miss. 
i first heard of this film when patton oswalt talked about it on his werewolves and lollipops cd. he said it was a lost classic that is completely ridiculous. being a lover of terrible cinema and i knew i was in for a treat. this film is and hands down and one of the weirdest i have ever seen. certainly one of the weirdest shlock films. basically and a demon took human form years ago for a woman and the woman died or something and the demon cried blood and the blood fell on the bed and the bed is now possessed and it now eats. along with fruit and flowers and chicken and it also has a taste for people. the people can range between horny teens and mayors and gangsters and servants or professional orgy throwers. there also a sick guy who the bed ate but put his soul behind a picture in the room. most movies let you figure out the plot through exciting action. death bed takes another path represent it basically tells you through narration exactly what happening while slow and dull murder scenes take place. also and i must say everyone who eaten by the bed are surprisingly quiet. i would think if a bed is eating you through the ways of a 5th grade science fair experiment and it would sting a little. i guess nerve endings weren not invented until 1981 or so. the story is wacky and the direction is slow and pretty awful and the sets are sparse and the acting it fairly painful and the brother is one of the unintentionally ugliest actors i have ever seen. probably would make a great party film if alcohol and smart asses are involved. certainly one you shouldn not miss. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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