have i seen a worse movie. no i can not say that i have. this was pathetic. if the director is still alive represent 1. he shouldn not be. 2. he should be ashamed. 3. god and how i would like to take out my 2 completely wasted hours of time on his a$$. to give you guys a few pointers of the film represent 1. (i am a male) and i would rather give myself a papercut on the opening of my urethra before viewing this again (seriously). 2. it does have a few known names in it (casper van dien and erika eleniak and coolio). they do not help and and their careers in cinema after this film are officially over by the way. 3. the dialog is the worst i have ever heard. i want to ejaculate on your bozonkas. what kind of writer did they have on this film. was he still using hooked on phonics and just got his letters mixed up to make these horrible sentences. and or was he trying to get the director killed by the few people who saw this. 4. watch this film backwards. because i promise you that you do not want to watch it forwards. 5. this film would make helen keller get up and walk out of the theater. 6. the set of the movie looks like an adult sized mcdonald playplace. i was just waiting for this so called dracula to fall in the ball pit at some time in the movie. 7. also and i like that in the year 3000 they still have headsets with wires that go to their mouth. no bluetooth and no wireless headsets and no chips placed in the brain and but they use headsets borrowed from a telemarketing agency that went out of business in 1983(nice job set director on this one. real professional. i hope youre currently unemployed and reading this. ) 8. i do not know who was in charge of special effects and but i could have done better in my backyard with my vhs camcorder that doesn not have a battery. 9. i was a devout catholic before this film. but since viewing it and i know there is not a god and because if there was and he do not have let this film be produced. i am now an atheist. 10. i will be honest i can not talk about the ending. last time i tried to explain it i fell into a coma. folks however bored you get and however curious(or brave) you are and however many laughs you think you will get out of this movie and please do not watch this. it has literally ruined my life. avoid at all costs. comment to the director represent i hate you. you have ruined my life. after viewing this i feel empty inside. my wife and kids have left me and hate me because i couldn not speak or hardly move after seeing this. i lost my job and my dignity and and above all my pride. i will never forgive you in this life or the next(which is not looking good from my newfound beliefs) . 
have i seen a worse movie. no i can not say that i have. this was pathetic. if the director is still alive represent 1. he shouldn not be. 2. he should be ashamed. 3. god and how i would like to take out my 2 completely wasted hours of time on his a$$. to give you guys a few pointers of the film represent 1. (i am a male) and i would rather give myself a papercut on the opening of my urethra before viewing this again (seriously). 2. it does have a few known names in it (casper van dien and erika eleniak and coolio). they do not help and and their careers in cinema after this film are officially over by the way. 3. the dialog is the worst i have ever heard. i want to ejaculate on your bozonkas. what kind of writer did they have on this film. was he still using hooked on phonics and just got his letters mixed up to make these horrible sentences. and or was he trying to get the director killed by the few people who saw this. 4. watch this film backwards. because i promise you that you do not want to watch it forwards. 5. this film would make helen keller get up and walk out of the theater. 6. the set of the movie looks like an adult sized mcdonald playplace. i was just waiting for this so called dracula to fall in the ball pit at some time in the movie. 7. also and i like that in the year 3000 they still have headsets with wires that go to their mouth. no bluetooth and no wireless headsets and no chips placed in the brain and but they use headsets borrowed from a telemarketing agency that went out of business in 1983(nice job set director on this one. real professional. i hope youre currently unemployed and reading this. ) 8. i do not know who was in charge of special effects and but i could have done better in my backyard with my vhs camcorder that doesn not have a battery. 9. i was a devout catholic before this film. but since viewing it and i know there is not a god and because if there was and he do not have let this film be produced. i am now an atheist. 10. i will be honest i can not talk about the ending. last time i tried to explain it i fell into a coma. folks however bored you get and however curious(or brave) you are and however many laughs you think you will get out of this movie and please do not watch this. it has literally ruined my life. avoid at all costs. comment to the director represent i hate you. you have ruined my life. after viewing this i feel empty inside. my wife and kids have left me and hate me because i couldn not speak or hardly move after seeing this. i lost my job and my dignity and and above all my pride. i will never forgive you in this life or the next(which is not looking good from my newfound beliefs) . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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