i and like most other people and saw this movie after hearing of it from patton oswalt. oddly enough and it was easier to find than i thought it would be. though and it shouldn not come as a surprise that i found it used. the plot is summed upped masterfully within the title. it a bed that eats. nothing more and nothing less. there is an effort to throw in a story line but not a very good one. a demon blood ended up on a bed and and as a result and it becomes possessed. it devours anything that happens upon it by absorbing and then dissolving it in what appears to be orange fanta. there is an artist who fell victim to the bed and but was sick and ends up behind a painting in the room it inhabits. the narrative is told entirely through him. this movie fails horribly at everything and even at being bad. still and it not without its own brand of charm. 
i and like most other people and saw this movie after hearing of it from patton oswalt. oddly enough and it was easier to find than i thought it would be. though and it shouldn not come as a surprise that i found it used. the plot is summed upped masterfully within the title. it a bed that eats. nothing more and nothing less. there is an effort to throw in a story line but not a very good one. a demon blood ended up on a bed and and as a result and it becomes possessed. it devours anything that happens upon it by absorbing and then dissolving it in what appears to be orange fanta. there is an artist who fell victim to the bed and but was sick and ends up behind a painting in the room it inhabits. the narrative is told entirely through him. this movie fails horribly at everything and even at being bad. still and it not without its own brand of charm. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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