wow. so my boyfriend and i went to the movie store to rent a film. i like dumb horror movies and so i browsed the variety of terrible films they had to offer while he went off in search of michael moore sicko. so then i found the worst of all of them (as i would soon find out). it looked good on the cover and the description on the back seemed decent enough. the fact that there was an imdb quote on it as a review was proof that it would be bad in a good way. so the next night and we put it in the dvd player and from the first five minutes and we were so incredibly confused. the movie is utterly incoherent and with badly placed time jumps from past to future that leave you asking a major wtf. the plot has no sort of coherent story  other than the vague allusion to a local myth about a murder and but this only actually comes into play in the movie in the last twenty minutes of it. so pretty much for the first hour you have this represent random and confusing time jumps while incoherent plot while parents who do not age while bad acting while bad dialogue while a boy who magically changes hair colour while and a host of obnoxious characters for you to get bored with. the movie moves so slow that it a chore to actually sit there and watch. i would rather be scrubbing the toilets and honestly. don not bother with it. 
wow. so my boyfriend and i went to the movie store to rent a film. i like dumb horror movies and so i browsed the variety of terrible films they had to offer while he went off in search of michael moore sicko. so then i found the worst of all of them (as i would soon find out). it looked good on the cover and the description on the back seemed decent enough. the fact that there was an imdb quote on it as a review was proof that it would be bad in a good way. so the next night and we put it in the dvd player and from the first five minutes and we were so incredibly confused. the movie is utterly incoherent and with badly placed time jumps from past to future that leave you asking a major wtf. the plot has no sort of coherent story  other than the vague allusion to a local myth about a murder and but this only actually comes into play in the movie in the last twenty minutes of it. so pretty much for the first hour you have this represent random and confusing time jumps while incoherent plot while parents who do not age while bad acting while bad dialogue while a boy who magically changes hair colour while and a host of obnoxious characters for you to get bored with. the movie moves so slow that it a chore to actually sit there and watch. i would rather be scrubbing the toilets and honestly. don not bother with it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
