seriously and folks. i was getting ready to actually write the razzie council and recommend this movie as razzie champ for 2007. until i got on imdb. com and realized its copyright date was 2006 and not 2007. seriously and though and this movie could have easily been a razzie champ. this movie sucked. how in the world this piece of crap was overlooked even for a razzie nomination in 2006 is beyond me and because it easily could have competed with basically and it stinks and too for the 2006 razzie championship. i rented this movie on the recommendation of a female neighbor of mine who told me and oh my god and after seeing this movie and it going to be a long and long time before i ever stop at a rest stop ever again. i couldn not believe how not scary and awful this movie was. possible spoilers below and not that you will be missing out on anything. ok and first of all. the problem. the rest stop itself. obviously the director of this piece of crap doesn not know the first thing about women. the toilets in that rest stop were on the same level as the one in the movie trainspotting. i do not claim to know everything there is to know about women and but one thing i do know is that women and for the most part and are total and complete hygiene or neat freaks. given the choice between taking a crap on either of those toilets and possibly catching something or squatting in the woods and a woman is going to opt for squatting in the woods. i know and because i have gone camping with them before and and they have no problem squatting in the woods. so right there. major plot hole and untruth. second of all. she comes out of the rest stop and and her boyfriend who drove the car is nowhere to be found and not him nor his car. he just left. she starts screaming his name and wondering where he is. ummm. hello. youre standing on wet mud. did it ever occur to you to look down for some tire tracks. i mean and his car is gone. it do not just get up and fly away. and actually and that makes me think. i actually was looking down at her feet and and there weren not any tread marks in the mud. how. exactly. did that happen. third. the bible thumping mobile home family with the freak midget in the back taking polaroid pictures. wtf. they made absolutely no sense at all and and it as if the director just threw them in to be weird for the sake of being weird. they made no sense at all and had no place even being in the movie. fourth. oh my god and this. i mean and finally. near the end of the movie. she finally sees the escape hatch on the ceiling inside the rest stop. i am like and you. dumb. bih. you have been locked up in this rest stop for all this time. and you just. now. see. the escape hatch on the ceiling. i mean. it like they threw that in just because the killer tossed gasoline on the floor through the window and was getting ready to light a match. so she needs to get to higher ground to avoid being burned and and. oh and look. a perfect reason for her to get to higher ground. an escape hatch on the ceiling. it like. why do not she go through that before. most people in that situation would have seen that from the moment they were locked in that rest stop and gotten the fk out of dodge. when they showed that escape hatch at the end of the movie and i was like and you have got to be kidding me. fifth. what was the deal with all the of people she encountered continuing to just disappear. the girl in the broom closet in the rest stop. the dumb cop. her at the end of the movie when she ended up in the broom closet herself. it was never explained. personally and when they did this and i thought to myself and oh and christ on a cracker and it her. she the killer. wonderful. she killed all of those people and doesn not remember doing it and and the writers of this movie just ripped off a certain french horror flick that i can not mention on imdb. com or i will be blacklisted for giving away the ending (that movie sucked and by the way and too and people). but it wasn not. she wasn not the killer and and the whole deal with the dead people disappearing was never and ever explained. oh and for the love of god and people and stay away from this movie. this movie sucked balls and and i have now got a serious bone to pick with my neighbor. it on the 2 for $1 rack at family video and do not even rent it if someone gives it to you for free. 
seriously and folks. i was getting ready to actually write the razzie council and recommend this movie as razzie champ for 2007. until i got on imdb. com and realized its copyright date was 2006 and not 2007. seriously and though and this movie could have easily been a razzie champ. this movie sucked. how in the world this piece of crap was overlooked even for a razzie nomination in 2006 is beyond me and because it easily could have competed with basically and it stinks and too for the 2006 razzie championship. i rented this movie on the recommendation of a female neighbor of mine who told me and oh my god and after seeing this movie and it going to be a long and long time before i ever stop at a rest stop ever again. i couldn not believe how not scary and awful this movie was. possible spoilers below and not that you will be missing out on anything. ok and first of all. the problem. the rest stop itself. obviously the director of this piece of crap doesn not know the first thing about women. the toilets in that rest stop were on the same level as the one in the movie trainspotting. i do not claim to know everything there is to know about women and but one thing i do know is that women and for the most part and are total and complete hygiene or neat freaks. given the choice between taking a crap on either of those toilets and possibly catching something or squatting in the woods and a woman is going to opt for squatting in the woods. i know and because i have gone camping with them before and and they have no problem squatting in the woods. so right there. major plot hole and untruth. second of all. she comes out of the rest stop and and her boyfriend who drove the car is nowhere to be found and not him nor his car. he just left. she starts screaming his name and wondering where he is. ummm. hello. youre standing on wet mud. did it ever occur to you to look down for some tire tracks. i mean and his car is gone. it do not just get up and fly away. and actually and that makes me think. i actually was looking down at her feet and and there weren not any tread marks in the mud. how. exactly. did that happen. third. the bible thumping mobile home family with the freak midget in the back taking polaroid pictures. wtf. they made absolutely no sense at all and and it as if the director just threw them in to be weird for the sake of being weird. they made no sense at all and had no place even being in the movie. fourth. oh my god and this. i mean and finally. near the end of the movie. she finally sees the escape hatch on the ceiling inside the rest stop. i am like and you. dumb. bih. you have been locked up in this rest stop for all this time. and you just. now. see. the escape hatch on the ceiling. i mean. it like they threw that in just because the killer tossed gasoline on the floor through the window and was getting ready to light a match. so she needs to get to higher ground to avoid being burned and and. oh and look. a perfect reason for her to get to higher ground. an escape hatch on the ceiling. it like. why do not she go through that before. most people in that situation would have seen that from the moment they were locked in that rest stop and gotten the fk out of dodge. when they showed that escape hatch at the end of the movie and i was like and you have got to be kidding me. fifth. what was the deal with all the of people she encountered continuing to just disappear. the girl in the broom closet in the rest stop. the dumb cop. her at the end of the movie when she ended up in the broom closet herself. it was never explained. personally and when they did this and i thought to myself and oh and christ on a cracker and it her. she the killer. wonderful. she killed all of those people and doesn not remember doing it and and the writers of this movie just ripped off a certain french horror flick that i can not mention on imdb. com or i will be blacklisted for giving away the ending (that movie sucked and by the way and too and people). but it wasn not. she wasn not the killer and and the whole deal with the dead people disappearing was never and ever explained. oh and for the love of god and people and stay away from this movie. this movie sucked balls and and i have now got a serious bone to pick with my neighbor. it on the 2 for $1 rack at family video and do not even rent it if someone gives it to you for free. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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