i just finished watching disappearances at afi fest 2006 with about 30 other people in a mostly vacant 1000 seat auditorium. the festival programmer and after seeing the lack of audience and started his opening comments with and well at least a few of those attending the festival have good taste in film. well mr. programmer and after watching this film i must answer back no we do not and and either do you. this back woods period piece follows young (not so) wild bill as he and his mystic family dangerously run illegal canadian whiskey across the border during america prohibition. the old time outlaws (kris kristofferson and company) not only need the money to save their ramshackle vermont farm but want to introduce little wild bill to the virtues of manhood. although handsomely photographed and this adventure story lacks what makes films of this sort good and tension and believability. kristofferson lackluster performance and dry monologue reminds me of a dream i once had where al gore was playing the role of willy wonka. i just do not care and when wild bills mystic grandmother appears out of thin air to give him advice it just do not fit. yes and i almost fell asleep more than once. gary farmer does do a good job as the cameron frye in ferris bueller character while brother in law of big bill while the teenage chris mcdermott does uses those piercing blue eyes to his acting benefit. but overall expect to see jay cravens disappearances playing at a block buster $2 bin near you. 
i just finished watching disappearances at afi fest 2006 with about 30 other people in a mostly vacant 1000 seat auditorium. the festival programmer and after seeing the lack of audience and started his opening comments with and well at least a few of those attending the festival have good taste in film. well mr. programmer and after watching this film i must answer back no we do not and and either do you. this back woods period piece follows young (not so) wild bill as he and his mystic family dangerously run illegal canadian whiskey across the border during america prohibition. the old time outlaws (kris kristofferson and company) not only need the money to save their ramshackle vermont farm but want to introduce little wild bill to the virtues of manhood. although handsomely photographed and this adventure story lacks what makes films of this sort good and tension and believability. kristofferson lackluster performance and dry monologue reminds me of a dream i once had where al gore was playing the role of willy wonka. i just do not care and when wild bills mystic grandmother appears out of thin air to give him advice it just do not fit. yes and i almost fell asleep more than once. gary farmer does do a good job as the cameron frye in ferris bueller character while brother in law of big bill while the teenage chris mcdermott does uses those piercing blue eyes to his acting benefit. but overall expect to see jay cravens disappearances playing at a block buster $2 bin near you. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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