oh my. bad clothing and worse synth music and the worst represent david hasselhoff. the 80 are back with vengeance in witchery and an american italian co production and helmed by infamous joe damato on the production side and short careered director (thank heavens for small miracles) fabrizio laurenti directing . marketed as a kind of sequel to sam raimi evil dead series in italy (that was dubbed la casa in there) and witchery delivers some modest gore groceries and bad acting. a mix of ghost story and possessions and witchcraft and the film bounces clueless from scene to another without letting some seriously wooden actors and hilarious day and night mix ups slow it progress to expectable ending and topped with some serious wtf surprise climax. (i just love the look on her face. ) surprisingly laurenti manages to gather some suspense and air of malice in few  very few  scenes while unluckily for him and these few glimpses of mild movie magic go down quickly and effectively. the plus sides are experienced and when the gore hits the fan. this department is quite effective and entertaining in that classic latex and red paint style of the 80 italo gore and when things were made 100% hand made and as shockingly and vivid as modest budgets could allow. i could only watch with sadistic glee and few laughters all the over the top ways that obnoxious characters (and actors) got mangled and misused and one by one. i only felt sorry for linda blair and who apparently haven not been let to try any other than that good old possessed girl or woman role ever in his career and or so it looks like when checking out his filmography. well and folks  not much more to tell and and even less to tell home about. don not expect too much when spending some rainy afternoon with this and and probably you will experience at least some mild fun. it also helps if your rotten little heart pounds in the beat of 80 euro gore horror. and speaking of hearts  every movie that has david hasselhoff getting skewered by a sizeable metal object and bleeding heavily around the room and corridors and must have it one on the right place. this is my truth  what is yours. 
oh my. bad clothing and worse synth music and the worst represent david hasselhoff. the 80 are back with vengeance in witchery and an american italian co production and helmed by infamous joe damato on the production side and short careered director (thank heavens for small miracles) fabrizio laurenti directing . marketed as a kind of sequel to sam raimi evil dead series in italy (that was dubbed la casa in there) and witchery delivers some modest gore groceries and bad acting. a mix of ghost story and possessions and witchcraft and the film bounces clueless from scene to another without letting some seriously wooden actors and hilarious day and night mix ups slow it progress to expectable ending and topped with some serious wtf surprise climax. (i just love the look on her face. ) surprisingly laurenti manages to gather some suspense and air of malice in few  very few  scenes while unluckily for him and these few glimpses of mild movie magic go down quickly and effectively. the plus sides are experienced and when the gore hits the fan. this department is quite effective and entertaining in that classic latex and red paint style of the 80 italo gore and when things were made 100% hand made and as shockingly and vivid as modest budgets could allow. i could only watch with sadistic glee and few laughters all the over the top ways that obnoxious characters (and actors) got mangled and misused and one by one. i only felt sorry for linda blair and who apparently haven not been let to try any other than that good old possessed girl or woman role ever in his career and or so it looks like when checking out his filmography. well and folks  not much more to tell and and even less to tell home about. don not expect too much when spending some rainy afternoon with this and and probably you will experience at least some mild fun. it also helps if your rotten little heart pounds in the beat of 80 euro gore horror. and speaking of hearts  every movie that has david hasselhoff getting skewered by a sizeable metal object and bleeding heavily around the room and corridors and must have it one on the right place. this is my truth  what is yours. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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