i just saw a terrible film called the sleeping dictionary. one reviewer on four word film review (www. fwfr. com) got it right right when he wrote and from a to zzzzzzzzz. the story is about an english colonialist jerk that comes to malaysia to civilize the savages so to speak and ends up falling in love with his sleeping dictionary. a sleeping dictionary is a native malaysian prostitute fluent in english that services englishmen colonialists and teaches them her native language in return for . well the movie never really makes that clear and but i can only assume he gives her money or something. needless to say and the movie focuses a lot more on the sleeping part than on the dictionary part of the job description. things get complicated for our young hero when the forbidden love affair gets compounded by her culture and his soap opera domestic situation and and his own boundless stupidity in every major decision he makes throughout the film. so yes and the movie has some major flaws and but on the other hand and it delivered exactly the two things i rented it for in the first place represent a beautifully photographed exotic location and and an even more beautifully photographed and exotic woman that plays the sleeping dictionary and jessica alba. my friend told me that this crappy movie was her at her most beautiful and damn was he right. she not a great actress and and doesn not quite pass for malaysian and and its pretty obvious that they use a body double for the nudity and but who cares. jessica alba has that rare face and figure that more than just sexy and but also beautiful in the way that a vivaldi violin concerto or a rembrandt painting is. (p. s. sorry to all you feminists out there who discourage objectifying women and the male gaze and etc. etc. and but i hope you can understand that i mean no disrespect. ). 
i just saw a terrible film called the sleeping dictionary. one reviewer on four word film review (www. fwfr. com) got it right right when he wrote and from a to zzzzzzzzz. the story is about an english colonialist jerk that comes to malaysia to civilize the savages so to speak and ends up falling in love with his sleeping dictionary. a sleeping dictionary is a native malaysian prostitute fluent in english that services englishmen colonialists and teaches them her native language in return for . well the movie never really makes that clear and but i can only assume he gives her money or something. needless to say and the movie focuses a lot more on the sleeping part than on the dictionary part of the job description. things get complicated for our young hero when the forbidden love affair gets compounded by her culture and his soap opera domestic situation and and his own boundless stupidity in every major decision he makes throughout the film. so yes and the movie has some major flaws and but on the other hand and it delivered exactly the two things i rented it for in the first place represent a beautifully photographed exotic location and and an even more beautifully photographed and exotic woman that plays the sleeping dictionary and jessica alba. my friend told me that this crappy movie was her at her most beautiful and damn was he right. she not a great actress and and doesn not quite pass for malaysian and and its pretty obvious that they use a body double for the nudity and but who cares. jessica alba has that rare face and figure that more than just sexy and but also beautiful in the way that a vivaldi violin concerto or a rembrandt painting is. (p. s. sorry to all you feminists out there who discourage objectifying women and the male gaze and etc. etc. and but i hope you can understand that i mean no disrespect. ). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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