from the dire special effects onwards i was absolutely gob smacked at how bad anyone can make a film. lets put it this way and i have absolutely no directing experience whatsoever and for the first time ever when watching a film i thought i can do better than that. whilst sat watching this pap. the acting in this film was terrible and i suppose the best actor was the guy from lawnmower man but the french guy from aliens3 was so wooden i wondered how he got the former job in the first place. the storyline was mediocre and i suppose and like most films and if the rest had been done well it would have stood up. i do not usually write reviews here but after seeing a couple of people gave this film a good rating (must be cast or crew) i felt i had to say my piece to save anyone from accidentally hiring it or wasting their money on buying this cack. 
from the dire special effects onwards i was absolutely gob smacked at how bad anyone can make a film. lets put it this way and i have absolutely no directing experience whatsoever and for the first time ever when watching a film i thought i can do better than that. whilst sat watching this pap. the acting in this film was terrible and i suppose the best actor was the guy from lawnmower man but the french guy from aliens3 was so wooden i wondered how he got the former job in the first place. the storyline was mediocre and i suppose and like most films and if the rest had been done well it would have stood up. i do not usually write reviews here but after seeing a couple of people gave this film a good rating (must be cast or crew) i felt i had to say my piece to save anyone from accidentally hiring it or wasting their money on buying this cack. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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