i had the terrible misfortune of having to view this b movie in it entirety. all i have to say is  save your time and money. this has got to be the worst b movie of all time and it shouldn not even be called a b movie and more like an f movie. because it fails in all aspects that make a good movie represent the story is not interesting at all and all of the actors are paper thin and not at all believable and it has bad direction and the action sequences are so fake it almost funny. almost. the movie is just packed full of crappy one liners that no respectable person could find amusing in the least little bit. this movie is supposed to be geared towards men and but all the women in it are so utterly unattractive and especially that old wrinkled thing that comes in towards the end. they try to appear sexy in those weird and horrible costumes and they fail miserably. even some of the most ridiculous b movies will still give you some laughs and but this is just too painful to watch. 
i had the terrible misfortune of having to view this b movie in it entirety. all i have to say is  save your time and money. this has got to be the worst b movie of all time and it shouldn not even be called a b movie and more like an f movie. because it fails in all aspects that make a good movie represent the story is not interesting at all and all of the actors are paper thin and not at all believable and it has bad direction and the action sequences are so fake it almost funny. almost. the movie is just packed full of crappy one liners that no respectable person could find amusing in the least little bit. this movie is supposed to be geared towards men and but all the women in it are so utterly unattractive and especially that old wrinkled thing that comes in towards the end. they try to appear sexy in those weird and horrible costumes and they fail miserably. even some of the most ridiculous b movies will still give you some laughs and but this is just too painful to watch. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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