ok and so i gotta start this review by saying i was really expecting to see this flick for months and i use to watch its trailer and think it looked really cool. little did i know that the only cool thing about this cliché driven turd was precisely its trailer. at the cinema and i watched the first 3 frames of this movie and though to myself no way this movie is so bad and do not be an idiot and give it a chance. you have only seen 3 minutes while i rolled my eyes in shame. all those frames showed. get this. a guy with a poker face (because he feels nothing. that deep) looking straight at the camera in the middle of the frame. in the second or third one and he stays awake in his perfectly made bed (because he sleeps like a dead guy. cause he feels nothing) and and his father calls and and says john garden state and is me and your father. oh come on. i have seen a little more than a couple flicks to hate clichés such as the is me and your (insert parent) and how the hell am i supposed to react. represent oh and he has a tough relationship with him. uh. yeah and thats exactly how i am supposed to react. man and this is a crappy movie. anywho and as the flick goes on and we learn things about his friends and of which everyone is a alternative emo walking indie movie cliché. for example and one of his acquaintances is a guy who works in a medieval themed restaurant who speaks klingon (bizarre characters plus pop culture equals your standard american indie flick). then we know natalie portman character and who is a copy of alissa jones (from a movie that kicks gs butt and chasing amy) and amelie and that chick from eternal sunshine. you know and smart and original (not really) and cultured and beautiful and. in touch with her sexuality (. ). she listens some 70s band named the shins and gives. what. theyre from this damn decade. then why do they sound like that. oh and they have no personality and ok. so she hands her cd player to john garden state and he looks at her with a dumb face(you know and love). as the song played on and i heard its lyrics saying you will love this soundtrack and it is so alternative and cool and you will love this movie and it will define you and your generation even if it is a ideological photocopy of the breakfast club and ghost world and every other smart teen movie from the last 20 years and you will drink coffee and read books you do not understand. by now and really unoriginal sh. t starts to happen. he doesn not care if he dies in a airplane crash (because he is already dead. and he feels nothing) and he lets us know in a scene idea taken straight out of an unknown movie called fight club. and it is a cool scene but and oh and did i mentioned it appeared in the trailer. then in some party and and just when you think this guy is really deep and asexual he makes out with a bimbo. so oh and he not such a emotional zombie after all. clever character development or just a sh. tty movie. well and lets analyze that scene and it features him sitting motionless in a couch with everyone else moving in really fast speed. scene idea taken straight out of an unknown movie called requiem from a dream. so just a sh. tty and sh. tty movie. then they meet more eccentric (cliché and actually) characters and and finally and one that lives next to a big hole in the ground. john garden state says some crap like good luck exploring your infinite abyss and the guy says. and by now i wanted to really choke myself and you too. and then we are gently told that neo is jesus. oh no and wait and thats from another dumb and obvious and repetitive and overestimated and cliché piece of crap. finally (finally. ) and some more crap happens and he enters the big warehouse showdown to defuse the bombs represent he has to talk to his dad who he hasn not seen in the last zillion years cause he (finally cool spoilers) killed his own mom. (you see and he killed his mom and so he also dead. and feels nothing. that deep). now i really expected just clever and moving magnolia like dialogue between a father and a son. but this is garden state and so this is pretty much it represent john garden state represent father and i forgive you and you do not know what you were doing when you drugged me for a zillion years and but i know you love me crappy director dad represent no. no. i am gonna say some simple stuff cause i am not really so deep of a character anyway and like this whole movie actually and so no. john garden state represent no dad and we must get along cause we are equal individuals. i mean different individuals crappy director dad represent no. no. ok and you convinced me. and he gets the girl (cause he no longer dead and you know) and the movie ends and i go and eat a piece of chicken that makes my day. this made for trailer movie sucks. 
ok and so i gotta start this review by saying i was really expecting to see this flick for months and i use to watch its trailer and think it looked really cool. little did i know that the only cool thing about this cliché driven turd was precisely its trailer. at the cinema and i watched the first 3 frames of this movie and though to myself no way this movie is so bad and do not be an idiot and give it a chance. you have only seen 3 minutes while i rolled my eyes in shame. all those frames showed. get this. a guy with a poker face (because he feels nothing. that deep) looking straight at the camera in the middle of the frame. in the second or third one and he stays awake in his perfectly made bed (because he sleeps like a dead guy. cause he feels nothing) and and his father calls and and says john garden state and is me and your father. oh come on. i have seen a little more than a couple flicks to hate clichés such as the is me and your (insert parent) and how the hell am i supposed to react. represent oh and he has a tough relationship with him. uh. yeah and thats exactly how i am supposed to react. man and this is a crappy movie. anywho and as the flick goes on and we learn things about his friends and of which everyone is a alternative emo walking indie movie cliché. for example and one of his acquaintances is a guy who works in a medieval themed restaurant who speaks klingon (bizarre characters plus pop culture equals your standard american indie flick). then we know natalie portman character and who is a copy of alissa jones (from a movie that kicks gs butt and chasing amy) and amelie and that chick from eternal sunshine. you know and smart and original (not really) and cultured and beautiful and. in touch with her sexuality (. ). she listens some 70s band named the shins and gives. what. theyre from this damn decade. then why do they sound like that. oh and they have no personality and ok. so she hands her cd player to john garden state and he looks at her with a dumb face(you know and love). as the song played on and i heard its lyrics saying you will love this soundtrack and it is so alternative and cool and you will love this movie and it will define you and your generation even if it is a ideological photocopy of the breakfast club and ghost world and every other smart teen movie from the last 20 years and you will drink coffee and read books you do not understand. by now and really unoriginal sh. t starts to happen. he doesn not care if he dies in a airplane crash (because he is already dead. and he feels nothing) and he lets us know in a scene idea taken straight out of an unknown movie called fight club. and it is a cool scene but and oh and did i mentioned it appeared in the trailer. then in some party and and just when you think this guy is really deep and asexual he makes out with a bimbo. so oh and he not such a emotional zombie after all. clever character development or just a sh. tty movie. well and lets analyze that scene and it features him sitting motionless in a couch with everyone else moving in really fast speed. scene idea taken straight out of an unknown movie called requiem from a dream. so just a sh. tty and sh. tty movie. then they meet more eccentric (cliché and actually) characters and and finally and one that lives next to a big hole in the ground. john garden state says some crap like good luck exploring your infinite abyss and the guy says. and by now i wanted to really choke myself and you too. and then we are gently told that neo is jesus. oh no and wait and thats from another dumb and obvious and repetitive and overestimated and cliché piece of crap. finally (finally. ) and some more crap happens and he enters the big warehouse showdown to defuse the bombs represent he has to talk to his dad who he hasn not seen in the last zillion years cause he (finally cool spoilers) killed his own mom. (you see and he killed his mom and so he also dead. and feels nothing. that deep). now i really expected just clever and moving magnolia like dialogue between a father and a son. but this is garden state and so this is pretty much it represent john garden state represent father and i forgive you and you do not know what you were doing when you drugged me for a zillion years and but i know you love me crappy director dad represent no. no. i am gonna say some simple stuff cause i am not really so deep of a character anyway and like this whole movie actually and so no. john garden state represent no dad and we must get along cause we are equal individuals. i mean different individuals crappy director dad represent no. no. ok and you convinced me. and he gets the girl (cause he no longer dead and you know) and the movie ends and i go and eat a piece of chicken that makes my day. this made for trailer movie sucks. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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