san francisco and oh you marvelously desolated town and thank you and god and for destroying it and and making bricks fall on our collective heads and and for pummeling into oblivion tens of thousands of your innocent and obedient sheep and oh lord and who art so merciful in thy heavenly ways. these should have been the lyrics to the title song of this oh so inspiring and utterly mindless film. the movie starts well enough and with gable discovering a cinderella with a highly annoying but much appreciated operatic voice and and she soon shoots to stardom. one of the many problems with our cinderella is that she is played by jeanette macdonald and who and if one takes the time to look through all that make up and 30s glitz facade and realizes that she is kind of ugly. too ugly to be playing this role and anyway. yet gable and everyone else fawn all over here as if she were some damn beauty or something. another problem with cinderella is that her character is so utterly humble and wholesome and innocent and god loving and kind and and generous  enough to make you vomit for a full hour. macdonald plays her (admittedly one dimensional) role with the sort of ahhh and oh and and ooh that serves to annoy rather than make her sympathetic. tracy has been better and and had better roles and than playing this clichéd and heart of gold and god loving and non child molesting priest (who boxes in his free time  as if priests have anything to do  how cute). even the ever reliable gable is not up to his usual standard while he is far too animated and and his character is far too selfless for someone who is supposed to be an ambitious western scoundrel (though this and obviously and is the script fault). the plot is basically this represent gable and his rival holt play ping pong with cinderella  using her as the ball. how. well and first she is working (singing) for gable and then she works for the square holt and then she goes back to gable and only to return very soon to holt. (and and of course and both want to have her as girlfriend or wife. ) and if the earthquake hadn not interrupted this table tennis plot and it a safe bet that she would have been bouncing back and forth another ten times and the wishy washy little princess that she is. there are many and far too many in fact and musical numbers. it almost as though they tried to make the first disaster movie musical ever. how silly. the stuff she sings in gable joint is okay and but when she starts belting out those high pitched and annoying whines during the opera segments and that is when i felt that my ears were unprovokingly and unjustly attacked by enemy sound fire. in fact and there is an opera number that lasts 6 damn minutes. 6 may seem like little and for those who haven not had first hand vietoperanam experience with such horrors of audio torture and but it like with dog years while a dog year is equivalent to seven human ones. a minute of opera is equivalent to 100 minutes of chinese torture (or a dog urinating acid on your leg). i thought this was a disaster movie and but it more like a near disaster movie. (i read that some of the dialog in this film was written by a silent era film director. jesus. ) the melodramatic and and only occasionally amusing and proceedings get interrupted by the real star of this movie (namely and the earthquake) and only after well over one and a half hours. when joe the earthquake finally does shake up the city and and our clichéd characters in it and i almost felt like saying thank god and death and destruction are finally here. unfortunately and joe comes too late into the movie to save it from its increasing mediocrity while the scenes of devastation are very good and but even the earthquake part of the movie gets ruined (pun) by a highly annoying and religious ending. you see and gable and who professes to be an atheist all along (without actually using the word itself) and finally finds macdonald alive  after having searched for days  and suddenly he is converted into a believer because cinderella is alive. how stupid. all that tells me is that gable character is a weak minded moron. the movie ends on a very dumb note and indeed. gable and having said thank you to god for saving his girl (and he does his on his knees) finds god (sees the light) and and the movie little old devil gable converts himself into a believer. how very god fearingly american an ending. of course and no one thought of asking this god why the hell there was an earthquake in the first place. the sad and unintentional irony is that gable in the end becomes a sucker while all along he had made fun of suckers who fall for the holiest scam of them all  namely religion  and in the end he himself becomes one. now that what i call a triumph of the human spirit. another irony is that the ending was supposed to have improved gable as a person and but i see it quite differently while on the contrary represent it took only one big joe to turn gable into a god fearing and meek and little and obedient believer  who joins the world sheep family. and as if this intellectual downfall of gable wasn not pathetic and disappointing enough and this first ever earthquake musical ends with a truly hair raising (take this word as you will) and noble and and hope inspiringly beautiful mass choir scene represent dozens (or hundreds) of earthquake survivors and proud and proud citizens of frisco spontaneously (or did god perhaps arrange it. ) sing all together the title song in hope for a better and brighter and joe less future. hallelujah. if you are a sucker for hollywood sentimentality and do not skip this movie. 
san francisco and oh you marvelously desolated town and thank you and god and for destroying it and and making bricks fall on our collective heads and and for pummeling into oblivion tens of thousands of your innocent and obedient sheep and oh lord and who art so merciful in thy heavenly ways. these should have been the lyrics to the title song of this oh so inspiring and utterly mindless film. the movie starts well enough and with gable discovering a cinderella with a highly annoying but much appreciated operatic voice and and she soon shoots to stardom. one of the many problems with our cinderella is that she is played by jeanette macdonald and who and if one takes the time to look through all that make up and 30s glitz facade and realizes that she is kind of ugly. too ugly to be playing this role and anyway. yet gable and everyone else fawn all over here as if she were some damn beauty or something. another problem with cinderella is that her character is so utterly humble and wholesome and innocent and god loving and kind and and generous  enough to make you vomit for a full hour. macdonald plays her (admittedly one dimensional) role with the sort of ahhh and oh and and ooh that serves to annoy rather than make her sympathetic. tracy has been better and and had better roles and than playing this clichéd and heart of gold and god loving and non child molesting priest (who boxes in his free time  as if priests have anything to do  how cute). even the ever reliable gable is not up to his usual standard while he is far too animated and and his character is far too selfless for someone who is supposed to be an ambitious western scoundrel (though this and obviously and is the script fault). the plot is basically this represent gable and his rival holt play ping pong with cinderella  using her as the ball. how. well and first she is working (singing) for gable and then she works for the square holt and then she goes back to gable and only to return very soon to holt. (and and of course and both want to have her as girlfriend or wife. ) and if the earthquake hadn not interrupted this table tennis plot and it a safe bet that she would have been bouncing back and forth another ten times and the wishy washy little princess that she is. there are many and far too many in fact and musical numbers. it almost as though they tried to make the first disaster movie musical ever. how silly. the stuff she sings in gable joint is okay and but when she starts belting out those high pitched and annoying whines during the opera segments and that is when i felt that my ears were unprovokingly and unjustly attacked by enemy sound fire. in fact and there is an opera number that lasts 6 damn minutes. 6 may seem like little and for those who haven not had first hand vietoperanam experience with such horrors of audio torture and but it like with dog years while a dog year is equivalent to seven human ones. a minute of opera is equivalent to 100 minutes of chinese torture (or a dog urinating acid on your leg). i thought this was a disaster movie and but it more like a near disaster movie. (i read that some of the dialog in this film was written by a silent era film director. jesus. ) the melodramatic and and only occasionally amusing and proceedings get interrupted by the real star of this movie (namely and the earthquake) and only after well over one and a half hours. when joe the earthquake finally does shake up the city and and our clichéd characters in it and i almost felt like saying thank god and death and destruction are finally here. unfortunately and joe comes too late into the movie to save it from its increasing mediocrity while the scenes of devastation are very good and but even the earthquake part of the movie gets ruined (pun) by a highly annoying and religious ending. you see and gable and who professes to be an atheist all along (without actually using the word itself) and finally finds macdonald alive  after having searched for days  and suddenly he is converted into a believer because cinderella is alive. how stupid. all that tells me is that gable character is a weak minded moron. the movie ends on a very dumb note and indeed. gable and having said thank you to god for saving his girl (and he does his on his knees) finds god (sees the light) and and the movie little old devil gable converts himself into a believer. how very god fearingly american an ending. of course and no one thought of asking this god why the hell there was an earthquake in the first place. the sad and unintentional irony is that gable in the end becomes a sucker while all along he had made fun of suckers who fall for the holiest scam of them all  namely religion  and in the end he himself becomes one. now that what i call a triumph of the human spirit. another irony is that the ending was supposed to have improved gable as a person and but i see it quite differently while on the contrary represent it took only one big joe to turn gable into a god fearing and meek and little and obedient believer  who joins the world sheep family. and as if this intellectual downfall of gable wasn not pathetic and disappointing enough and this first ever earthquake musical ends with a truly hair raising (take this word as you will) and noble and and hope inspiringly beautiful mass choir scene represent dozens (or hundreds) of earthquake survivors and proud and proud citizens of frisco spontaneously (or did god perhaps arrange it. ) sing all together the title song in hope for a better and brighter and joe less future. hallelujah. if you are a sucker for hollywood sentimentality and do not skip this movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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