the net is a movie i never saw upon release and i remember giving it a pass upon the mediocre reviews and since then perhaps been noticing a snippet here and there when it been on tv. seeing it now and fourteen years after it original release and i am a little flabbergasted as to how time flies. being in my mid 20  and it made my childhood feel ancient. i felt as if i should probably do some exercise before my body starts stacking up fat in all the wrong places. cut down on fat and sugar. too much coffee and cigarettes. anyway and that was the best part of this movie experience for me. i would say the first 30 minutes of this movie really kept me occupied with retro heaven. look at those big cans they call computers. look and they chat in chat rooms. i remember those tank tops. they look. stupid. and hey and it even stars sandra bullock. first billed. would you look at that. as a movie and the net is just an unimaginative and plain and totally routine hitchockian cat and mouse thriller. nothing archaic about that and they made them then as much as they make them now. bullock plays a reclusive computer nerd who job it is to fix software for people who do not get that whole computer thingy. as it happens and she stumbles upon some delicate information and after her vacation trip ends up with her nearly getting killed by a sexy lay who turns out to be a killer (played by jeremy northam and and she should have been suspicious by the fact that they are in an american movie and the guy both smokes and has a british accent. ) she gets her identity wiped out. her house is empty and for sale and and upon checking it out and it turns out that she now has got a new identity. a convicted prostitute and impostor and no less. now you might say that this is improbable. how could they possibly do that to her. even in 1995 and it impossible. that true and but back in 95 a lot of people do not even know what the internet was. i can see how it a plot hole you could have accepted back then. what far more disastrous though is the inconsistencies that have nothing to do with technology. the movie obviously owes a lot to hitchcock movies (it one of those thrillers that feature a merry go round by night) but hitchcock always made sure that his movies were plausible. the characters do not act like confused maniacs when trying to prove their innocence and and the plot do not conveniently lay down for a structure where one obstacle inevitable leads to the other. the characters also tried a little before giving into the whole rouge chase. has bullock character really no friends what so ever. couldn not any old high school teacher confirm her identity. or like. her nearest pizza guy. oh right and she orders pizza from the internet. never mind. you figure the movie out pretty quickly. there seems to be hope in an ex boyfriend. you really think so. you should always count on at least one surprise. the net offers none. the internet poses a lot of danger and this movie seems to predict. but and had the movie been made today and imagine the troubles the villains would have to go through to ensure the identity wipe. not only do they have to do all those boring literal things and she would still have her facebook membership and with at least like 100 friends or so and and picture tags and not to mention she might be on youtube or linked in and and what about her video blog with like 150 daily hits and or the webcams in her house and recorded video of her in other people cell phones and webcams and web downloads. her imdb membership. 
the net is a movie i never saw upon release and i remember giving it a pass upon the mediocre reviews and since then perhaps been noticing a snippet here and there when it been on tv. seeing it now and fourteen years after it original release and i am a little flabbergasted as to how time flies. being in my mid 20  and it made my childhood feel ancient. i felt as if i should probably do some exercise before my body starts stacking up fat in all the wrong places. cut down on fat and sugar. too much coffee and cigarettes. anyway and that was the best part of this movie experience for me. i would say the first 30 minutes of this movie really kept me occupied with retro heaven. look at those big cans they call computers. look and they chat in chat rooms. i remember those tank tops. they look. stupid. and hey and it even stars sandra bullock. first billed. would you look at that. as a movie and the net is just an unimaginative and plain and totally routine hitchockian cat and mouse thriller. nothing archaic about that and they made them then as much as they make them now. bullock plays a reclusive computer nerd who job it is to fix software for people who do not get that whole computer thingy. as it happens and she stumbles upon some delicate information and after her vacation trip ends up with her nearly getting killed by a sexy lay who turns out to be a killer (played by jeremy northam and and she should have been suspicious by the fact that they are in an american movie and the guy both smokes and has a british accent. ) she gets her identity wiped out. her house is empty and for sale and and upon checking it out and it turns out that she now has got a new identity. a convicted prostitute and impostor and no less. now you might say that this is improbable. how could they possibly do that to her. even in 1995 and it impossible. that true and but back in 95 a lot of people do not even know what the internet was. i can see how it a plot hole you could have accepted back then. what far more disastrous though is the inconsistencies that have nothing to do with technology. the movie obviously owes a lot to hitchcock movies (it one of those thrillers that feature a merry go round by night) but hitchcock always made sure that his movies were plausible. the characters do not act like confused maniacs when trying to prove their innocence and and the plot do not conveniently lay down for a structure where one obstacle inevitable leads to the other. the characters also tried a little before giving into the whole rouge chase. has bullock character really no friends what so ever. couldn not any old high school teacher confirm her identity. or like. her nearest pizza guy. oh right and she orders pizza from the internet. never mind. you figure the movie out pretty quickly. there seems to be hope in an ex boyfriend. you really think so. you should always count on at least one surprise. the net offers none. the internet poses a lot of danger and this movie seems to predict. but and had the movie been made today and imagine the troubles the villains would have to go through to ensure the identity wipe. not only do they have to do all those boring literal things and she would still have her facebook membership and with at least like 100 friends or so and and picture tags and not to mention she might be on youtube or linked in and and what about her video blog with like 150 daily hits and or the webcams in her house and recorded video of her in other people cell phones and webcams and web downloads. her imdb membership. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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