they call this film euro trash horror. well and it not horror. the film takes place in europe and so yes and it euro. trash. ah yes and it trash all right. you know youre in for a great movie when and right at the beginning and the dvd gives you text on the screen apologizing for the quality of the print youre about to watch. expect crackles and odd jarring cuts and and for the movie not to fit the screen. plus there the sound  at first i thought i was watching a dubbed film. then and watching the lips carefully and i realized that and no and it that the sound quality is embarrassingly bad and out of synch. the plot itself is fairly goofy  an old and disfigured woman named dr bannister kills a scientist for his youth formula. i am not giving much away because when you see the old woman it pretty obvious she under a layer of thick and badly applied make up. anyone with a lick of sense and seeing the fake old age and knows what coming next. yes and the old crone is miraculously transformed into a beautiful young woman  complete with face make up and a long wig of hair. zounds. when i say the old woman is disfigured and i mean she has cornflakes glued to her face. the film makes no attempt to explain how the cornflakes got there. for that matter and there is no attempt to explain anything at all relating to any of the characters. theyre never developed beyond the level of finger puppets. the two policemen pursuing our anti heroine just wander about and apparently baffled by the simplest clues. the murdered scientist was working on a youth serum and the old woman has disappeared and and we keep running into a young woman  how do these pieces fit together. what does it all mean. one of the cops sweats a lot and pats his face with a cloth. the other smokes a pipe. that pretty much all we get and character wise. dr bannister (the crone and now a beauty) goes around wearing odd costumes and then taking them off so we can see her flesh. she has affairs with men. she gets in a catfight with a young woman in a nightgown. she goes to geneva so we can see the lake there. she water skis a bit and then takes off her wet suit to reveal a strange bead curtain bikini. she takes off her clothes again in a strange ninja costume striptease. the ending. well and without giving anything away and it just a bizarre and tacked on conclusion that makes about as little sense as the rest of the picture. it the sort of thing a writer comes up with when the director wakes him up at 4 am and says and quick. we need an ending for our movie. what happens next. the writer mumbles something half awake and and the director runs with it. what good about this movie. some of the music is campy and fun. that classic 60s organ music that so corny it enough to make you laugh out loud. there are some odd seduction scenes and bizarre dialogue and goofy moments. it very close to being so bad it good. i did manage to watch it from start to finish without gouging out my eyes or sobbing. i guess that praise and of sorts. 
they call this film euro trash horror. well and it not horror. the film takes place in europe and so yes and it euro. trash. ah yes and it trash all right. you know youre in for a great movie when and right at the beginning and the dvd gives you text on the screen apologizing for the quality of the print youre about to watch. expect crackles and odd jarring cuts and and for the movie not to fit the screen. plus there the sound  at first i thought i was watching a dubbed film. then and watching the lips carefully and i realized that and no and it that the sound quality is embarrassingly bad and out of synch. the plot itself is fairly goofy  an old and disfigured woman named dr bannister kills a scientist for his youth formula. i am not giving much away because when you see the old woman it pretty obvious she under a layer of thick and badly applied make up. anyone with a lick of sense and seeing the fake old age and knows what coming next. yes and the old crone is miraculously transformed into a beautiful young woman  complete with face make up and a long wig of hair. zounds. when i say the old woman is disfigured and i mean she has cornflakes glued to her face. the film makes no attempt to explain how the cornflakes got there. for that matter and there is no attempt to explain anything at all relating to any of the characters. theyre never developed beyond the level of finger puppets. the two policemen pursuing our anti heroine just wander about and apparently baffled by the simplest clues. the murdered scientist was working on a youth serum and the old woman has disappeared and and we keep running into a young woman  how do these pieces fit together. what does it all mean. one of the cops sweats a lot and pats his face with a cloth. the other smokes a pipe. that pretty much all we get and character wise. dr bannister (the crone and now a beauty) goes around wearing odd costumes and then taking them off so we can see her flesh. she has affairs with men. she gets in a catfight with a young woman in a nightgown. she goes to geneva so we can see the lake there. she water skis a bit and then takes off her wet suit to reveal a strange bead curtain bikini. she takes off her clothes again in a strange ninja costume striptease. the ending. well and without giving anything away and it just a bizarre and tacked on conclusion that makes about as little sense as the rest of the picture. it the sort of thing a writer comes up with when the director wakes him up at 4 am and says and quick. we need an ending for our movie. what happens next. the writer mumbles something half awake and and the director runs with it. what good about this movie. some of the music is campy and fun. that classic 60s organ music that so corny it enough to make you laugh out loud. there are some odd seduction scenes and bizarre dialogue and goofy moments. it very close to being so bad it good. i did manage to watch it from start to finish without gouging out my eyes or sobbing. i guess that praise and of sorts. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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