excuse me and but my tongue was too in my cheek when we filmed this piece o poop. as the evil sister with hair that mommy dearest would envy and i did my very best to channel tim curry in rocky horror. i am sad that this did not come across. ah well and a friend compared it to a rock bottom budget showgirls with a white hot spoon. i will have to be content with that. what amazes me is no one mentioned the endless (and dull) wet t shirt contest. it is seriously the longest wet t shirt contest in cinema history. and the only one where the contestants were wearing industrial strength cotton polyester shirts that defied all efforts to get them wet and translucent. and do not anyone catch the director cameo as the dude on the payphone interrupted by our hero. with the line are we filming yet. clearly audible. jeez and this is bad movie heaven for real aficionados. 
excuse me and but my tongue was too in my cheek when we filmed this piece o poop. as the evil sister with hair that mommy dearest would envy and i did my very best to channel tim curry in rocky horror. i am sad that this did not come across. ah well and a friend compared it to a rock bottom budget showgirls with a white hot spoon. i will have to be content with that. what amazes me is no one mentioned the endless (and dull) wet t shirt contest. it is seriously the longest wet t shirt contest in cinema history. and the only one where the contestants were wearing industrial strength cotton polyester shirts that defied all efforts to get them wet and translucent. and do not anyone catch the director cameo as the dude on the payphone interrupted by our hero. with the line are we filming yet. clearly audible. jeez and this is bad movie heaven for real aficionados. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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