i admit to a secret admiration of the original love thy neighbour tv shows  mostly because they exhibit the kind of exuberant brashness and bad taste synonymous with so many programmes of their era  but i would be lying through my teeth (very uncomfortable position) if i pretended that this big screen spin off is anything other than an abomination. the opening scenes of wanton vandalism are not only pointless but baffling as well  it never explained why the film opens with a tracking shot of people trashing each other houses  and nothing improves from there. by the time the film unearths the oldest joke in the book  the horrible dragon of a mother in law turns up unexpectedly to stay  is followed by the crashingly obvious revelation that she developing a soft spot for the black neighbour father and moving her bigoted son to ever greater depths of self righteous and ignorant rage and most discerning viewers will have switched off. take that as a warning and unless youre keen on cheapskate spin offs with terrible acting and static direction and the overall comic flair of a burning orphanage. 
i admit to a secret admiration of the original love thy neighbour tv shows  mostly because they exhibit the kind of exuberant brashness and bad taste synonymous with so many programmes of their era  but i would be lying through my teeth (very uncomfortable position) if i pretended that this big screen spin off is anything other than an abomination. the opening scenes of wanton vandalism are not only pointless but baffling as well  it never explained why the film opens with a tracking shot of people trashing each other houses  and nothing improves from there. by the time the film unearths the oldest joke in the book  the horrible dragon of a mother in law turns up unexpectedly to stay  is followed by the crashingly obvious revelation that she developing a soft spot for the black neighbour father and moving her bigoted son to ever greater depths of self righteous and ignorant rage and most discerning viewers will have switched off. take that as a warning and unless youre keen on cheapskate spin offs with terrible acting and static direction and the overall comic flair of a burning orphanage. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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