the fanglys is set in a small texan town called layton on the eve of halloween as the townspeople treat it like the second coming of christ or something and i mean halloween isn not that important is it. anyway and sheriff pete (burton gilliam) has been called out to yet another murder as local boy ned (co associate producer john william galt) has discovered a body in the local woods. could it be the fang lady (justin hamilton). the central character involved in a local legend about a witch who kills teenagers and who knows. being the fun sort of guy he is mark (asisstant director and producer robert harvey) convinces his missus kelly (laurie reeves) to ride out to a cemetery that his mate steven (josh gobin) found the night before for a halloween party. the idea of spending the night in a cemetery in the middle of the woods obviously appeals to kelly and she agrees and along with steven and a girl he picked up named camille (natalie woods) and their nerdy friend jerry (tim boswell) they all set out for a night of fun and well as much fun as you can expect to have in an isolated cemetery. however they soon discover that the legend of the fang lady is far from the bedtime story many make out. edited and executive produced and written and directed by christopher abram the fanglys is a pretty rubbish attempt at a horror film. the script is very predictable and dull and doesn not deliver any sort of entertainment value whatsoever and in the right hands and with a decent budget the fanglys could have been an effective horror film but as it is it isn not. it moves along at a fair pace but the on screen action is so poor that it doesn not matter and i do not quite know what else to say other than the fanglys is a really bad film and i can not see anyone getting any sort of enjoyment out of it. the dialogue is basic and the character are clichéd and lifeless while as a whole the film seems a lot longer than the 90 minutes running time. there are a few lame attempts at humour which do not sit that well along side the horror elements and what was that retard keeping in that cage. i would imagine the budget do not allow the filmmakers to show it. oh and if you want to know what happens to jerry at the end then you will have too keep watching past the end credits as the lame truth is revealed and assuming you can actually make it that far of course (believe me it takes some doing). director abram doesn not do anything special. abram thinks bathing scenes in neon light is stylish and i can tell him that it isn not when your film is supposed to be set in the woods. there no atmosphere and scares and tension and excitement or any of the elements that makes a good horror film good. forget about decent gore and there a bit when someone eats some skin off an arm and a pitchfork stuck through someones throat. apparently the fanglys had a filming budget of $2 and 837 which makes it one of the lowest budget films ever to have a commercial release and  and to be brutally honest it shows. what about the retarded guy and his false joke shop teeth that look ridiculous. the terrible special effects and the camcorder cinematography and the terrible acting from everyone involved that makes it even more of a pain to sit through. the fanglys is straight to video crap and it has no redeeming features whatsoever and it low imdb user rating score is fully justified and it one of those films that within half an hour i was looking at the clock and wishing the thing would just finish. 
the fanglys is set in a small texan town called layton on the eve of halloween as the townspeople treat it like the second coming of christ or something and i mean halloween isn not that important is it. anyway and sheriff pete (burton gilliam) has been called out to yet another murder as local boy ned (co associate producer john william galt) has discovered a body in the local woods. could it be the fang lady (justin hamilton). the central character involved in a local legend about a witch who kills teenagers and who knows. being the fun sort of guy he is mark (asisstant director and producer robert harvey) convinces his missus kelly (laurie reeves) to ride out to a cemetery that his mate steven (josh gobin) found the night before for a halloween party. the idea of spending the night in a cemetery in the middle of the woods obviously appeals to kelly and she agrees and along with steven and a girl he picked up named camille (natalie woods) and their nerdy friend jerry (tim boswell) they all set out for a night of fun and well as much fun as you can expect to have in an isolated cemetery. however they soon discover that the legend of the fang lady is far from the bedtime story many make out. edited and executive produced and written and directed by christopher abram the fanglys is a pretty rubbish attempt at a horror film. the script is very predictable and dull and doesn not deliver any sort of entertainment value whatsoever and in the right hands and with a decent budget the fanglys could have been an effective horror film but as it is it isn not. it moves along at a fair pace but the on screen action is so poor that it doesn not matter and i do not quite know what else to say other than the fanglys is a really bad film and i can not see anyone getting any sort of enjoyment out of it. the dialogue is basic and the character are clichéd and lifeless while as a whole the film seems a lot longer than the 90 minutes running time. there are a few lame attempts at humour which do not sit that well along side the horror elements and what was that retard keeping in that cage. i would imagine the budget do not allow the filmmakers to show it. oh and if you want to know what happens to jerry at the end then you will have too keep watching past the end credits as the lame truth is revealed and assuming you can actually make it that far of course (believe me it takes some doing). director abram doesn not do anything special. abram thinks bathing scenes in neon light is stylish and i can tell him that it isn not when your film is supposed to be set in the woods. there no atmosphere and scares and tension and excitement or any of the elements that makes a good horror film good. forget about decent gore and there a bit when someone eats some skin off an arm and a pitchfork stuck through someones throat. apparently the fanglys had a filming budget of $2 and 837 which makes it one of the lowest budget films ever to have a commercial release and  and to be brutally honest it shows. what about the retarded guy and his false joke shop teeth that look ridiculous. the terrible special effects and the camcorder cinematography and the terrible acting from everyone involved that makes it even more of a pain to sit through. the fanglys is straight to video crap and it has no redeeming features whatsoever and it low imdb user rating score is fully justified and it one of those films that within half an hour i was looking at the clock and wishing the thing would just finish. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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