upon completing this infernal piece of trash and a friend and i swore a solemn vow never to again speak of how we had just trashed away the last 90 minutes of our lives. this film is completely pointless and a two dimensional hero and heroin who we can not give a hoot whether or not they survive and some of the lamest villains to ever darken the screen of horror (or any other) genre. to further prove just how absolutely pointless this film was and i would have liked to add a plot synopsis and but i can not write fiction. all and all and the only reason i can think of that anyone would ever want to view this film is if they had just murdered their entire community and is looking for some self afflicted punishment that will haunt you for all following years to come. 
upon completing this infernal piece of trash and a friend and i swore a solemn vow never to again speak of how we had just trashed away the last 90 minutes of our lives. this film is completely pointless and a two dimensional hero and heroin who we can not give a hoot whether or not they survive and some of the lamest villains to ever darken the screen of horror (or any other) genre. to further prove just how absolutely pointless this film was and i would have liked to add a plot synopsis and but i can not write fiction. all and all and the only reason i can think of that anyone would ever want to view this film is if they had just murdered their entire community and is looking for some self afflicted punishment that will haunt you for all following years to come. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
