this movie was in a box set with 20 others and with varying quality and  and i can safely say that this title was right at the bottom of the heap. it is pointless to go through the plot and what there was of it and picking out what was wrong and as i haven not got all day and life is to short and which reminds me and i have just lost around 85 minutes of mine watching this tripe. the acting was diabolically bad in a way that made it funny and though only just and whilst the comedy elements like the two idiotic cops must have made any laurel and hardy fans groan. one of the only barely funny moments was when the leading lady made a joke about her former friends plastic tts and which would have been okay if i hadn not had to watch them bob around whenever she waddled on the screen. the lowest i can give is one and  and it probably deserves that for having heather thomas in it and as she was certainly sexy and shapely and though her acting was as bad as everyone else. 
this movie was in a box set with 20 others and with varying quality and  and i can safely say that this title was right at the bottom of the heap. it is pointless to go through the plot and what there was of it and picking out what was wrong and as i haven not got all day and life is to short and which reminds me and i have just lost around 85 minutes of mine watching this tripe. the acting was diabolically bad in a way that made it funny and though only just and whilst the comedy elements like the two idiotic cops must have made any laurel and hardy fans groan. one of the only barely funny moments was when the leading lady made a joke about her former friends plastic tts and which would have been okay if i hadn not had to watch them bob around whenever she waddled on the screen. the lowest i can give is one and  and it probably deserves that for having heather thomas in it and as she was certainly sexy and shapely and though her acting was as bad as everyone else. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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