okay and so when a friend of mine told me he was supposed to direct mm2 and mm3 and i thought and heck and i got to check out monster man and see what its like and maybe i can get a part in it and but when i popped it into my dvd player and and tried to choke down the first 45 minutes of nothing but bad and bad i mean horribly annoying bad comedy from that fat ass thinking he funny and not to mention how looooong the director spent on the pointless desert road trip and i cam to the conclusion that these guys do not have a clue of what they were doing and missed the boat by a long shot. the story had potential to be somewhat different than the usual bs you see on the blockbuster or hollywood video shelf put out by lions gate these days and but they surely messed this one up. why put so much time and effort in shooting annoying bad acting and bad jokes and why not shorten the road trip and put more of the plot in the movie. myabe the writing was so bad that they had to cut out a lot of the movie or maybe the director do not shoot enough of the horror and gore and that they had to find filler to make the usual 84 minutes. all in all and and i am being easy here and maybe because a friend of mine is the bald redneck in the bar scene that gets his skull crushed when chasing the three leads out into the street and i will give it at least 1 star for trying and and the gore or kill scenes weren not that bad and again and they tried. too bad and lions gate could have created a cool franchise from this idea and but failed. i do not recommend paying to rent it and maybe you can find a cut down version where the movie starts from the hitch hiker scene. crap. 
okay and so when a friend of mine told me he was supposed to direct mm2 and mm3 and i thought and heck and i got to check out monster man and see what its like and maybe i can get a part in it and but when i popped it into my dvd player and and tried to choke down the first 45 minutes of nothing but bad and bad i mean horribly annoying bad comedy from that fat ass thinking he funny and not to mention how looooong the director spent on the pointless desert road trip and i cam to the conclusion that these guys do not have a clue of what they were doing and missed the boat by a long shot. the story had potential to be somewhat different than the usual bs you see on the blockbuster or hollywood video shelf put out by lions gate these days and but they surely messed this one up. why put so much time and effort in shooting annoying bad acting and bad jokes and why not shorten the road trip and put more of the plot in the movie. myabe the writing was so bad that they had to cut out a lot of the movie or maybe the director do not shoot enough of the horror and gore and that they had to find filler to make the usual 84 minutes. all in all and and i am being easy here and maybe because a friend of mine is the bald redneck in the bar scene that gets his skull crushed when chasing the three leads out into the street and i will give it at least 1 star for trying and and the gore or kill scenes weren not that bad and again and they tried. too bad and lions gate could have created a cool franchise from this idea and but failed. i do not recommend paying to rent it and maybe you can find a cut down version where the movie starts from the hitch hiker scene. crap. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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