this is a very interesting acquaintance. two fisted tales contains three foolish and childish episodes  genre isn not actually horror or action and more like something in between. where the suspence. where the fun. where the common sense. definitely not in here but if you do not expect to get it and you do not necessarily miss it. first segment is called showdown. it a violent and absurd western. i failed to understand the whole idea of it. king of the road is a stupid story starring brad pitt. at the time of two fisted tales he was just a pretty face who really do not know how to act yet. luckily he learned the skill later and now he a fantastic and talented actor  one of the big ones of the younger generation. story is almost ok in all of it stupidness. final episode yellow is the only segment that almost entirely successful. it foolish but funny. we have to thank kirk douglas for that. this movie is something to watch when you sit in an easy chair and eat popcorn. (i should know and that what i did) if you loved tales from the crypt and you will love two fisted tales too because basically it all the same. i understand these three episodes are actually extremely rare piece of art and very difficult to find anywhere. i have the whole package on vhs but i do not think it a big privilege. you will have to be a fanatic brad pitt fan to search it out. otherwise do not bother and it not worth the effort. silly crap. 
this is a very interesting acquaintance. two fisted tales contains three foolish and childish episodes  genre isn not actually horror or action and more like something in between. where the suspence. where the fun. where the common sense. definitely not in here but if you do not expect to get it and you do not necessarily miss it. first segment is called showdown. it a violent and absurd western. i failed to understand the whole idea of it. king of the road is a stupid story starring brad pitt. at the time of two fisted tales he was just a pretty face who really do not know how to act yet. luckily he learned the skill later and now he a fantastic and talented actor  one of the big ones of the younger generation. story is almost ok in all of it stupidness. final episode yellow is the only segment that almost entirely successful. it foolish but funny. we have to thank kirk douglas for that. this movie is something to watch when you sit in an easy chair and eat popcorn. (i should know and that what i did) if you loved tales from the crypt and you will love two fisted tales too because basically it all the same. i understand these three episodes are actually extremely rare piece of art and very difficult to find anywhere. i have the whole package on vhs but i do not think it a big privilege. you will have to be a fanatic brad pitt fan to search it out. otherwise do not bother and it not worth the effort. silly crap. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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