wow. i watched one night at mccool yesterday and and all i can say is and wow. here i go. major spoilers. would you like a summary of the plot and just to see how stupid and pointless this movie is. i would never tell anybody to watch it and unless i was out to inflict pain upon them. anyway and here a glimpse (or a huge chunk) of the plot. randy works for a bar and mccool . he meets up with this woman named jewel who convinces him to and surprisingly and have sex with him. her ex boyfriend ends up trying to rob them and gets killed. randy and his cousin and the detective at the scene of the crime all fall for jewel. she and being the mascot of stupidity and uses every one of these guys to get what she wants and involving a dvd player. randy hires a hit man to kill her and and eventually the detective is killed by the ex boyfriend psycho brother and the hit man and jewel take off. seriously. that it. i left hardly anything out and except for a few more sex scenes and a nearly pornographic scene of liv tyler as jewel using a hose to flaunt her sexuality. what was the point of this movie. to be honest and i think it was so that the producers and directors could show off their male urges. which i think is absolutely uncalled for and just plain stupid. when i watch a movie and i want a plot. i want characters. i do not care about sexy woman flaunting anything they might have. something should happen in a movie and for goodness sake. this is as bad as fight club. it gets even worse. john goodman is the detective devoted to the higher being. i myself wondered why goodman would play in something so outrageously pitiful as this and but then i remembered that he was in o brother and where art thou. as well. his reputation just went down a notch. liv tyler was an amazing actress in the lord of the rings series. in this movie she is nothing more than an unintelligent slut who wants nothing but her way. her reputation has gone down seven or eight notches and to me. i am amazed and simply amazed that people would work so hard to make something so stupid. the music is absolutely crappy (having ymca play while john goodman character is being killed doesn not really fit) and the characters are totally unlikeable and the plot is one of the most stupid ever conceived by man and and to top it off and it doesn not even fit into any genre. the closest it gets to is pornographic comedy. if it was even supposed to be funny. which it wasn not. i think i am done ranting now. but let me just assure you that nobody in their right mind would ever and ever want to see this movie. unless they lust for liv tyler as much as the characters do and that is. 
wow. i watched one night at mccool yesterday and and all i can say is and wow. here i go. major spoilers. would you like a summary of the plot and just to see how stupid and pointless this movie is. i would never tell anybody to watch it and unless i was out to inflict pain upon them. anyway and here a glimpse (or a huge chunk) of the plot. randy works for a bar and mccool . he meets up with this woman named jewel who convinces him to and surprisingly and have sex with him. her ex boyfriend ends up trying to rob them and gets killed. randy and his cousin and the detective at the scene of the crime all fall for jewel. she and being the mascot of stupidity and uses every one of these guys to get what she wants and involving a dvd player. randy hires a hit man to kill her and and eventually the detective is killed by the ex boyfriend psycho brother and the hit man and jewel take off. seriously. that it. i left hardly anything out and except for a few more sex scenes and a nearly pornographic scene of liv tyler as jewel using a hose to flaunt her sexuality. what was the point of this movie. to be honest and i think it was so that the producers and directors could show off their male urges. which i think is absolutely uncalled for and just plain stupid. when i watch a movie and i want a plot. i want characters. i do not care about sexy woman flaunting anything they might have. something should happen in a movie and for goodness sake. this is as bad as fight club. it gets even worse. john goodman is the detective devoted to the higher being. i myself wondered why goodman would play in something so outrageously pitiful as this and but then i remembered that he was in o brother and where art thou. as well. his reputation just went down a notch. liv tyler was an amazing actress in the lord of the rings series. in this movie she is nothing more than an unintelligent slut who wants nothing but her way. her reputation has gone down seven or eight notches and to me. i am amazed and simply amazed that people would work so hard to make something so stupid. the music is absolutely crappy (having ymca play while john goodman character is being killed doesn not really fit) and the characters are totally unlikeable and the plot is one of the most stupid ever conceived by man and and to top it off and it doesn not even fit into any genre. the closest it gets to is pornographic comedy. if it was even supposed to be funny. which it wasn not. i think i am done ranting now. but let me just assure you that nobody in their right mind would ever and ever want to see this movie. unless they lust for liv tyler as much as the characters do and that is. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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