owen (david krumholtz) and chloe (denise richards) are a youngish couple living in manhattan. owen is a moderately successful magazine writer while chloe is an aspiring actress. happily for her and chloe gets big role on a sitcom and temporarily moves to hollywood. missing her and owen books a flight to lala land and as a surprise. when he arrives at her set trailer and however and the house is shaking and as chloe and her hunky co star are having a little romantic tryst. the writer and the actress are through. hurt and mad as a hatter and owen goes back to nyc. sympathetic friends decide to set him up on a blind date with nadine (milla jovovich) to get him out of his sulky funk. but and it goes badly and as the duo mix like oil and water and mostly due to each having a strong personality and owen huge shoulder chip. yet and over the next few months and astonishingly and nadine and owen become pals and who confide in each other and hang out. can it turn into something more. well and who the heck cares. this film is so stupid that most folks will yank it out of the dvd player after the first ten minutes. the script is pathetic and dismal and and and oh and stupid and too. then again and krumholtz gives a very obnoxious and offensive performance as well. jovovich is not much better but who could look good with the lines she has to spout. william baldwin and too and reaches a career low with his crude and sex crazy role as owen brother. the only cast member who is any good is richards but she must cringe when she looks back at this one. okay and the costumes and production values are adequate. then and too and there is one clever element in that and occasionally and the characters will speak their lines but cartoon bubbles will appear above their heads with the words of what they are truly thinking. that doesn not save the film from bomb status. don not be stupid and dear film and romcom lovers. do not rent and buy and or borrow this gigantic turkey. i am the stupidest person on earth and today and for watching this thing until the bitter end. 
owen (david krumholtz) and chloe (denise richards) are a youngish couple living in manhattan. owen is a moderately successful magazine writer while chloe is an aspiring actress. happily for her and chloe gets big role on a sitcom and temporarily moves to hollywood. missing her and owen books a flight to lala land and as a surprise. when he arrives at her set trailer and however and the house is shaking and as chloe and her hunky co star are having a little romantic tryst. the writer and the actress are through. hurt and mad as a hatter and owen goes back to nyc. sympathetic friends decide to set him up on a blind date with nadine (milla jovovich) to get him out of his sulky funk. but and it goes badly and as the duo mix like oil and water and mostly due to each having a strong personality and owen huge shoulder chip. yet and over the next few months and astonishingly and nadine and owen become pals and who confide in each other and hang out. can it turn into something more. well and who the heck cares. this film is so stupid that most folks will yank it out of the dvd player after the first ten minutes. the script is pathetic and dismal and and and oh and stupid and too. then again and krumholtz gives a very obnoxious and offensive performance as well. jovovich is not much better but who could look good with the lines she has to spout. william baldwin and too and reaches a career low with his crude and sex crazy role as owen brother. the only cast member who is any good is richards but she must cringe when she looks back at this one. okay and the costumes and production values are adequate. then and too and there is one clever element in that and occasionally and the characters will speak their lines but cartoon bubbles will appear above their heads with the words of what they are truly thinking. that doesn not save the film from bomb status. don not be stupid and dear film and romcom lovers. do not rent and buy and or borrow this gigantic turkey. i am the stupidest person on earth and today and for watching this thing until the bitter end. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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