first of all and i am upset there no choice of a negative . i was bored tonight and and while flipping through the channels and i see dr. chopper. with there being nothing else on and i decide to watch it and expecting it to be just another crappy horror movie and with a similar plot to cabin fever. man was i wrong. dr. chopper made cabin fever look like it should have won numerous academy awards. may i remind you and cabin fever contains a scene of a little hick boy doing roundhouse kicks off of a porch screaming and pancakes. and characters who leave their dying friend in a tiny shack to bleed to death and and shawn from boy meets world mistakenly fingering a hole in a girl thigh. so needless to say and dr. chopper was a big and smelly pile o crap. it wasn not even funny crap. it reminded me of a horror movie i had to make in 8th grade and called the campout. except for the fact that the campout had a better script (we wrote it about an hour before filming) and better actors and plots and bloody scenes and and camera work. i was hoping to get some laughs out of a poorly made horror film and but instead i could only watch in astonishment as i thought to myself and was this made by 8th graders. the acting was horrible and the events and different little subplots were thrown together and do not make sense and and the gore and violence was very minimal. i liked how that from a small stab wound and people died instantly and and the only weapons the killers had were small pocket knives. if youre going to make a horror movie and at least give the killer(s) an insane killing device. also and what the hell was the point of the sorority girls hazing their pledges. good way to bring in some scenes of girls running around in their bras and even if they have no relevance to the story whatsoever. and i must say and my favorite line was when the blonde says to dr. chopper and i would like to introduce you to someone. my inner bitch. her inner bitch then proceeds to grab a garbage can and throw it at dr. chopper and miss and and back up in terror of the killer. wheww. well that was a long one and but i felt that i needed to express my feelings on how absolutely horrible this movie was. i know that everyone has their own opinions and but if anyone rates this movie higher than a 2 and they should be shot to hell. seriously. 
first of all and i am upset there no choice of a negative . i was bored tonight and and while flipping through the channels and i see dr. chopper. with there being nothing else on and i decide to watch it and expecting it to be just another crappy horror movie and with a similar plot to cabin fever. man was i wrong. dr. chopper made cabin fever look like it should have won numerous academy awards. may i remind you and cabin fever contains a scene of a little hick boy doing roundhouse kicks off of a porch screaming and pancakes. and characters who leave their dying friend in a tiny shack to bleed to death and and shawn from boy meets world mistakenly fingering a hole in a girl thigh. so needless to say and dr. chopper was a big and smelly pile o crap. it wasn not even funny crap. it reminded me of a horror movie i had to make in 8th grade and called the campout. except for the fact that the campout had a better script (we wrote it about an hour before filming) and better actors and plots and bloody scenes and and camera work. i was hoping to get some laughs out of a poorly made horror film and but instead i could only watch in astonishment as i thought to myself and was this made by 8th graders. the acting was horrible and the events and different little subplots were thrown together and do not make sense and and the gore and violence was very minimal. i liked how that from a small stab wound and people died instantly and and the only weapons the killers had were small pocket knives. if youre going to make a horror movie and at least give the killer(s) an insane killing device. also and what the hell was the point of the sorority girls hazing their pledges. good way to bring in some scenes of girls running around in their bras and even if they have no relevance to the story whatsoever. and i must say and my favorite line was when the blonde says to dr. chopper and i would like to introduce you to someone. my inner bitch. her inner bitch then proceeds to grab a garbage can and throw it at dr. chopper and miss and and back up in terror of the killer. wheww. well that was a long one and but i felt that i needed to express my feelings on how absolutely horrible this movie was. i know that everyone has their own opinions and but if anyone rates this movie higher than a 2 and they should be shot to hell. seriously. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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