i am not sure what i can add that hasn not already been said in some of these other fine and and quite hilarious and comments and but ill try. so you know the plot represent there is a bed possessed by a demon that absorbs and selectively disintegrates the bodies of whoever (or whatever) lays on it with its orange soda filled body. we have the man and in some scenes looking uncannily like robert smith of the cure and hanging out inside the wall commenting on the goings on and and we have our various victims that just cant resist the comfort of this mystical bed. this is no ordinary bed. no sirree bob. not only does it eat people and but it cleans up after itself and draws the covers back and and it even makes itself. who do not want a bed like that. it can even use its sheets as a rudimentary lasso to wrangle escaped victims back in (especially if theyre taking up half the length of the film to try and escape). our main story (if you can call it that) and is about these three girls who go out to this remote area to house sit(. ). i do not recall exactly and but it doesn not really matter though as there are plenty of things that defy convention that you just have to give in and accept. the dialogue in the film is like no other while the characters talk to each other seemingly by telepathy as their mouths never seem to move and there is a constant echo. one of our girls believes she isn not liked by the rest of the gang and makes sure to tell us all her feelings on this matter through an echoey voice over and but we do not care while character development was thrown out the window a long time before in this film so why start now. there are scenes when the bed laughs and snores and crunches and and makes various other noises that we assume judging by our cast non reaction to said noises and cant be heard. this and the telepathy makes the issue of diegesis very difficult to ascertain. but thats ok. this is death bed represent the bed that eats and it defies all logic so its ok. it makes for a lush dreamy quality to this most bizarre film if you buy (hehe buy. did i say buy. ) this dvd and make sure to check out the introduction by the director. he explains that the filming of this flick started in 1972 and do not wrap up until 1977 and he shopped it for a few years with no luck and and then fast forward 26 years to 2003 it gets released on dvd. supposedly someone somewhere had a print of this in some other country and made bootleg after bootleg of it and it was quite by chance and on a message board no less and that our director found evidence that people knew and and gasp. cared and about his little known film. its from there that he decided to give it a shot and release it. i am glad he did. once you have even so much as heard the title to this film and you must see it. i for one am going to buy this and i am going to preach its gospel around the world. starting with this comment. 
i am not sure what i can add that hasn not already been said in some of these other fine and and quite hilarious and comments and but ill try. so you know the plot represent there is a bed possessed by a demon that absorbs and selectively disintegrates the bodies of whoever (or whatever) lays on it with its orange soda filled body. we have the man and in some scenes looking uncannily like robert smith of the cure and hanging out inside the wall commenting on the goings on and and we have our various victims that just cant resist the comfort of this mystical bed. this is no ordinary bed. no sirree bob. not only does it eat people and but it cleans up after itself and draws the covers back and and it even makes itself. who do not want a bed like that. it can even use its sheets as a rudimentary lasso to wrangle escaped victims back in (especially if theyre taking up half the length of the film to try and escape). our main story (if you can call it that) and is about these three girls who go out to this remote area to house sit(. ). i do not recall exactly and but it doesn not really matter though as there are plenty of things that defy convention that you just have to give in and accept. the dialogue in the film is like no other while the characters talk to each other seemingly by telepathy as their mouths never seem to move and there is a constant echo. one of our girls believes she isn not liked by the rest of the gang and makes sure to tell us all her feelings on this matter through an echoey voice over and but we do not care while character development was thrown out the window a long time before in this film so why start now. there are scenes when the bed laughs and snores and crunches and and makes various other noises that we assume judging by our cast non reaction to said noises and cant be heard. this and the telepathy makes the issue of diegesis very difficult to ascertain. but thats ok. this is death bed represent the bed that eats and it defies all logic so its ok. it makes for a lush dreamy quality to this most bizarre film if you buy (hehe buy. did i say buy. ) this dvd and make sure to check out the introduction by the director. he explains that the filming of this flick started in 1972 and do not wrap up until 1977 and he shopped it for a few years with no luck and and then fast forward 26 years to 2003 it gets released on dvd. supposedly someone somewhere had a print of this in some other country and made bootleg after bootleg of it and it was quite by chance and on a message board no less and that our director found evidence that people knew and and gasp. cared and about his little known film. its from there that he decided to give it a shot and release it. i am glad he did. once you have even so much as heard the title to this film and you must see it. i for one am going to buy this and i am going to preach its gospel around the world. starting with this comment. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
