some directors take 2 and a half hours to tell a story and david lynch takes 2 and a half hours to piece together scenes with clues and his trademark oddity and but there never a story. no plot. no progression of the characters (unless you find revealed delusion a progression). it amazes me how anyone can call lynch garbage art and but if beauty rests in the eye of the beholder and so be it. lynch movie and tv work in the 1980 came off as avant garde and alternative and fine. 20 years later and work like mulholland drive comes off as a 2. 5 hour david lynch masturbation piece. it embarrasing. i have finally seen the movie that takes my top spot as the worst ever. at least the people churning out godzilla and rodan weren not passing them off as art. 
some directors take 2 and a half hours to tell a story and david lynch takes 2 and a half hours to piece together scenes with clues and his trademark oddity and but there never a story. no plot. no progression of the characters (unless you find revealed delusion a progression). it amazes me how anyone can call lynch garbage art and but if beauty rests in the eye of the beholder and so be it. lynch movie and tv work in the 1980 came off as avant garde and alternative and fine. 20 years later and work like mulholland drive comes off as a 2. 5 hour david lynch masturbation piece. it embarrasing. i have finally seen the movie that takes my top spot as the worst ever. at least the people churning out godzilla and rodan weren not passing them off as art. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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