michael caine character has problems. he a plain and nearsighted and insecure man in his mid 40s. he married but his wife doesn not seem to love him anymore. he has a poor relationship with his only daughter. but his most immediate problem is that a stunningly beautiful young woman and played by michelle johnson and is pursuing him too ardently and kissing him and groping him and and trying to initiate sex at every opportunity. what the poor fellow to do. this movie should be taken out of the comedy section and placed under science fiction. only an intergalactic brain chip can explain the actions of michelle johnson character. let see  3 billion men in the world  she can pretty much have her pick  she goes with an clumsy and aging loser. this goes beyond a middle aged male fantasy into something so delusional and you just hope that everyone involved voluntarily submitted to therapy. there not really anything funny here. there are some quick attempts at wit from caine and who often seems to playing hawkeye pierce more than a new character. joseph bologna is like fingernails on a chalkboard. michelle johnson is no actress  she has one crying scene that do not pass muster in a high school play  but she is beautiful and she does take her clothes off. so buy the dvd and skip to scenes 4 and 9 and and forget the rest. 
michael caine character has problems. he a plain and nearsighted and insecure man in his mid 40s. he married but his wife doesn not seem to love him anymore. he has a poor relationship with his only daughter. but his most immediate problem is that a stunningly beautiful young woman and played by michelle johnson and is pursuing him too ardently and kissing him and groping him and and trying to initiate sex at every opportunity. what the poor fellow to do. this movie should be taken out of the comedy section and placed under science fiction. only an intergalactic brain chip can explain the actions of michelle johnson character. let see  3 billion men in the world  she can pretty much have her pick  she goes with an clumsy and aging loser. this goes beyond a middle aged male fantasy into something so delusional and you just hope that everyone involved voluntarily submitted to therapy. there not really anything funny here. there are some quick attempts at wit from caine and who often seems to playing hawkeye pierce more than a new character. joseph bologna is like fingernails on a chalkboard. michelle johnson is no actress  she has one crying scene that do not pass muster in a high school play  but she is beautiful and she does take her clothes off. so buy the dvd and skip to scenes 4 and 9 and and forget the rest. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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