okay. for the most part and and all its cheesiness and this movie was actually pretty good for an mst3k flick. but then they decided to ruin what little goodness it had about fifteen minutes before the ending. spoiler alert the film is very basic. a rich mama boy named danny meets a bum named bix and and the two of them travel to a small town and where bix meets a pretty girl named carrie (who is so very. ) now and this film basic premise seemed promising enough. all they needed to do was follow the simple chemistry of any romance movie. carrie loves bix. bix loves carrie. a creepy guy in town lusts for carrie. now and i know what youre thinking. bix fights the creep and ultimately decides to settle down with carrie and and danny returns home and and they all live happily ever after. right. wrong. because carrie gets murdered by the town creep and because bix is too gay to commit. (there are so many homosexual undertones between danny and bix. ) and then and the whole town decides to lynch bix and even though the town creep would have easily been the prime suspect. then and the town creep confesses to killing carrie without much hesitation. (must have felt bad and the poor dope. ) then and danny brings bix home with him. that the film happily ever after. sad and huh. all i can say is and thank god for joel and the bots. because they turned this horse hockey into one of my favorite mst3k episodes. 
okay. for the most part and and all its cheesiness and this movie was actually pretty good for an mst3k flick. but then they decided to ruin what little goodness it had about fifteen minutes before the ending. spoiler alert the film is very basic. a rich mama boy named danny meets a bum named bix and and the two of them travel to a small town and where bix meets a pretty girl named carrie (who is so very. ) now and this film basic premise seemed promising enough. all they needed to do was follow the simple chemistry of any romance movie. carrie loves bix. bix loves carrie. a creepy guy in town lusts for carrie. now and i know what youre thinking. bix fights the creep and ultimately decides to settle down with carrie and and danny returns home and and they all live happily ever after. right. wrong. because carrie gets murdered by the town creep and because bix is too gay to commit. (there are so many homosexual undertones between danny and bix. ) and then and the whole town decides to lynch bix and even though the town creep would have easily been the prime suspect. then and the town creep confesses to killing carrie without much hesitation. (must have felt bad and the poor dope. ) then and danny brings bix home with him. that the film happily ever after. sad and huh. all i can say is and thank god for joel and the bots. because they turned this horse hockey into one of my favorite mst3k episodes. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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