yeah and a long time ago it turned into a tourist attraction. now it a prison again. kind of. well and it more like an airport mixed together with a junior high school but there are lots of guys running around wearing orange jumpsuits and so i guess in that way it like a prison. not really though. when sasha and steven seagal character and is being admitted into prison and he standing shackled in line and wanders over to a different line so he can talk to his friend and like he in line for the security check at the airport. then before too long he and his friend are throwing punches and smacking around a couple of security guards. let me tell you something. you assault a corrections officer in a federal prison and they will shoot you on the spot. ja rule would have been shot about 30 times before he threw his second punch. oh and and there are guys wearing beanies and bandanas and whatnot. in prison. federal prison. you can not dress like that at most high schools in america. speaking of ja rule and i have to say that the person who probably enjoyed his performance more than anyone else on earth and including ja rule himself and had to have been 50 cent. just before i watched this movie i saw one of those shows on tv about the greatest celebrity feuds ever and and like number 7 or 8 was this rivalry between 50 cent and who had lived the thug life for real and and ja rule. who had not. every time i saw ja rule on screen the only thing i could picture was 50 cent laughing his ass off. ja rule looks like a rowdy 9 year old every time he appears on screen. anyway and getting back to the plot. it funny. sasha is an fbi agent working undercover and he agrees to let himself be sentenced to prison so he can get behind the criminal organization. he sentenced to five years and and that old line between determination and stupidity instantly vanishes. nothing else in the movie matters after that and it becomes a meaningless string of action sequences and most of which aren not even well choreographed. oh and how about this and a helicopter crashes through the roof of new alcatraz at one point and accidentally freeing all of the inmates. and what do they do. they all run out of their cells and play basketball in the middle of the cell block. without so much as a basket. they had a ball and but it doesn not matter. the scene is so stupid they might as well have been playing hopscotch. so some guy is being sentenced to be the first person ever to be executed in alcatraz state of the art execution chamber and evidently not for stealing $200 million dollars in gold and but for not telling where it was hidden once he was caught. hey and good thinking and people. if you can not get information out of someone and kill them. that a great way to learn the truth. so some gang breaks into the prison planning to stop the execution and get the location of the $200 million for themselves. oh and the $200 million is in gold bricks. i doubt they thought ahead to how difficult it would be to turn that into exchangeable currency. there also the issue of the warden at the prison. he some tough talking vato who thinks he a hardcore chollo from the barrio and which reminds me of a joke. i saw this comedian once talking about people in california who talk all tough calling each other ese and homes and all kinds of other such nonsense. these people go to mexico and the comedian says and and theyre like and oh my god. people live there. that like and a total shack. the best is when the united states supreme court justice arrives and this guy tells her that her men can not carry their guns inside his prison and i do not care if she is a united states supreme court justice. this woman could squish him like a grape and he thinks he in charge. ha. and by the way and the supreme court justice that gets taken as a hostage in the movie tells the bad guy that she is 53. that a year younger than steven seagal. i just thought that was funny. the only good scene in the movie is the one in the prison where ja rule is getting slapped around the prison like a sack of cotton balls by this little asian woman. that was the funniest thing i have seen in a movie in a long and long time. you know and i work for the company that produced this film (which i why i watched it) and and i still do not have a single positive thing to say about it and except and of course and for that one scene with ja rule getting spanked by that asian woman. so read my review of malena and you will see how strongly i sometimes disagree with professional film critics like roger ebert and but in his review of this movie ebert wrote something that i agreed with as much as anything else he ever written representi imagine the flywheels at the mpaa congratulating each other on a good day work as they rated half past dead pg 13 and after giving the anti gun movie bowling for columbine an r. way to go and guys. 
yeah and a long time ago it turned into a tourist attraction. now it a prison again. kind of. well and it more like an airport mixed together with a junior high school but there are lots of guys running around wearing orange jumpsuits and so i guess in that way it like a prison. not really though. when sasha and steven seagal character and is being admitted into prison and he standing shackled in line and wanders over to a different line so he can talk to his friend and like he in line for the security check at the airport. then before too long he and his friend are throwing punches and smacking around a couple of security guards. let me tell you something. you assault a corrections officer in a federal prison and they will shoot you on the spot. ja rule would have been shot about 30 times before he threw his second punch. oh and and there are guys wearing beanies and bandanas and whatnot. in prison. federal prison. you can not dress like that at most high schools in america. speaking of ja rule and i have to say that the person who probably enjoyed his performance more than anyone else on earth and including ja rule himself and had to have been 50 cent. just before i watched this movie i saw one of those shows on tv about the greatest celebrity feuds ever and and like number 7 or 8 was this rivalry between 50 cent and who had lived the thug life for real and and ja rule. who had not. every time i saw ja rule on screen the only thing i could picture was 50 cent laughing his ass off. ja rule looks like a rowdy 9 year old every time he appears on screen. anyway and getting back to the plot. it funny. sasha is an fbi agent working undercover and he agrees to let himself be sentenced to prison so he can get behind the criminal organization. he sentenced to five years and and that old line between determination and stupidity instantly vanishes. nothing else in the movie matters after that and it becomes a meaningless string of action sequences and most of which aren not even well choreographed. oh and how about this and a helicopter crashes through the roof of new alcatraz at one point and accidentally freeing all of the inmates. and what do they do. they all run out of their cells and play basketball in the middle of the cell block. without so much as a basket. they had a ball and but it doesn not matter. the scene is so stupid they might as well have been playing hopscotch. so some guy is being sentenced to be the first person ever to be executed in alcatraz state of the art execution chamber and evidently not for stealing $200 million dollars in gold and but for not telling where it was hidden once he was caught. hey and good thinking and people. if you can not get information out of someone and kill them. that a great way to learn the truth. so some gang breaks into the prison planning to stop the execution and get the location of the $200 million for themselves. oh and the $200 million is in gold bricks. i doubt they thought ahead to how difficult it would be to turn that into exchangeable currency. there also the issue of the warden at the prison. he some tough talking vato who thinks he a hardcore chollo from the barrio and which reminds me of a joke. i saw this comedian once talking about people in california who talk all tough calling each other ese and homes and all kinds of other such nonsense. these people go to mexico and the comedian says and and theyre like and oh my god. people live there. that like and a total shack. the best is when the united states supreme court justice arrives and this guy tells her that her men can not carry their guns inside his prison and i do not care if she is a united states supreme court justice. this woman could squish him like a grape and he thinks he in charge. ha. and by the way and the supreme court justice that gets taken as a hostage in the movie tells the bad guy that she is 53. that a year younger than steven seagal. i just thought that was funny. the only good scene in the movie is the one in the prison where ja rule is getting slapped around the prison like a sack of cotton balls by this little asian woman. that was the funniest thing i have seen in a movie in a long and long time. you know and i work for the company that produced this film (which i why i watched it) and and i still do not have a single positive thing to say about it and except and of course and for that one scene with ja rule getting spanked by that asian woman. so read my review of malena and you will see how strongly i sometimes disagree with professional film critics like roger ebert and but in his review of this movie ebert wrote something that i agreed with as much as anything else he ever written representi imagine the flywheels at the mpaa congratulating each other on a good day work as they rated half past dead pg 13 and after giving the anti gun movie bowling for columbine an r. way to go and guys. ---------------------------------Answer Question 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