joe damato might have made some other notable movies in his very long and very prolific career prolific and of course and by turns of making very cheap z grade movies in italy big exploitation boom of the late 70s early 70s but porno holocaust isn not one of them and or at least shouldn not be. granted and i should not expect much from a movie with such a title and but i thought considering the back of the box description that it might have some fun horror scenes with the horny and mutant and cannibal zombie. turns out the zombie doesn not appear until more than halfway into the movie and and at every turn we get instead a tawdry sex scene as hardcore as one can imagine. which is fine. but it not very enjoyable and except in the most what the f is this bs kind of way. there laughable dialog involving lobsters costing more from mail order japan than in paris and hot and slim women play biologists and zoologists who have particular sexual hang ups (letting the door be unlocked to be raped and and a bi polar kind of enjoyment out of getting gang banged). it all leads up to the island and where the main attraction is a guy who early on just spends an absolutely pathetic (forget ludicrous) amount of time just staring at the newcomers to the radioactive wasteland of the shot on caribbean island and and once revealed has a face like one of the guards in jabba palace and has a sweet potato for a main genital. but much dumber than anything before it is the relationship that develops between the monster and a dark skinned lady who has an inordinate amount of time to escape and but just sits there and blank faced and as the monster brings gifts and for what must be a racially motivated exploitation move on the part of the filmmakers the monster only rapes and kills the white women and and not her. and it ends and of course and with a happy ending. i use quotes and of course and out of a kind of shock that this could have any kind of legitimate ending at all. bottom line and this is not what you might expect and as possibly being a bloody horror movie with plenty of tacky but cool looking italian monster zombies devouring human flesh. if anything what violence is in the film is done on a shoe string while a log hit to the face is immediately cut to the bloody aftermath and which is like the aftermath of a tomato hitting someone. so really and the last part of the title is meant more for market sake. yet even as a porno movie it has little to go on except as a reason for the cast and crew to get a paid vacation to the caribbean (as an interview with george eastman suggests and this was just one of a few quickies made while on the island). its got penny bought schlocky camera work and similar actors and filled with genitalia about 3/4 of the whole time and with wretched lip syncing and music like nino rota forced at gun point to make something snappy in a bordello and and it still a piece of celluloid dung all the same while all of this could be an immense guilty pleasure and but it isn not. 
joe damato might have made some other notable movies in his very long and very prolific career prolific and of course and by turns of making very cheap z grade movies in italy big exploitation boom of the late 70s early 70s but porno holocaust isn not one of them and or at least shouldn not be. granted and i should not expect much from a movie with such a title and but i thought considering the back of the box description that it might have some fun horror scenes with the horny and mutant and cannibal zombie. turns out the zombie doesn not appear until more than halfway into the movie and and at every turn we get instead a tawdry sex scene as hardcore as one can imagine. which is fine. but it not very enjoyable and except in the most what the f is this bs kind of way. there laughable dialog involving lobsters costing more from mail order japan than in paris and hot and slim women play biologists and zoologists who have particular sexual hang ups (letting the door be unlocked to be raped and and a bi polar kind of enjoyment out of getting gang banged). it all leads up to the island and where the main attraction is a guy who early on just spends an absolutely pathetic (forget ludicrous) amount of time just staring at the newcomers to the radioactive wasteland of the shot on caribbean island and and once revealed has a face like one of the guards in jabba palace and has a sweet potato for a main genital. but much dumber than anything before it is the relationship that develops between the monster and a dark skinned lady who has an inordinate amount of time to escape and but just sits there and blank faced and as the monster brings gifts and for what must be a racially motivated exploitation move on the part of the filmmakers the monster only rapes and kills the white women and and not her. and it ends and of course and with a happy ending. i use quotes and of course and out of a kind of shock that this could have any kind of legitimate ending at all. bottom line and this is not what you might expect and as possibly being a bloody horror movie with plenty of tacky but cool looking italian monster zombies devouring human flesh. if anything what violence is in the film is done on a shoe string while a log hit to the face is immediately cut to the bloody aftermath and which is like the aftermath of a tomato hitting someone. so really and the last part of the title is meant more for market sake. yet even as a porno movie it has little to go on except as a reason for the cast and crew to get a paid vacation to the caribbean (as an interview with george eastman suggests and this was just one of a few quickies made while on the island). its got penny bought schlocky camera work and similar actors and filled with genitalia about 3/4 of the whole time and with wretched lip syncing and music like nino rota forced at gun point to make something snappy in a bordello and and it still a piece of celluloid dung all the same while all of this could be an immense guilty pleasure and but it isn not. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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