not me. if it came down to it and i could kick a dog ass and and that why this movie doesn not work for me. if it was me against the alien and or jason. or. hell and i dunno. any other horror movie antagonist and then there would be no contest and i would have my ass handed to me barring divine intervention. a horror movie works because it puts people in a situation with a creature and person and being and entity and whatever and that is more powerful or resourceful or intelligent than they are and and then people think well what if that happened to me and and they get scared  and that why this is a horrible idea for a story. i can not imagine myself being terrorized by a dog and so i am not scared. 
not me. if it came down to it and i could kick a dog ass and and that why this movie doesn not work for me. if it was me against the alien and or jason. or. hell and i dunno. any other horror movie antagonist and then there would be no contest and i would have my ass handed to me barring divine intervention. a horror movie works because it puts people in a situation with a creature and person and being and entity and whatever and that is more powerful or resourceful or intelligent than they are and and then people think well what if that happened to me and and they get scared  and that why this is a horrible idea for a story. i can not imagine myself being terrorized by a dog and so i am not scared. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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