even those of us who like cute animal pictures   and i abhor them  would be hard pressed to find any merit in this abysmally bad travesty of a film. perhaps inspired by 101 dalmatians with its smart and loyal dogs and its dumb and devious humans and its absurdly happy and predictable ending and the alternate title 101 turkeys springs to mind. that would just about cover everyone involved in its unfortunate production. i dismissed it as some inane hollywood perversion of british customs before learning and to my horror and that it actually is a canadian film and done in victoria bc and that phony british theme park of a town and while sucking tax dollars out of ottawa on and that equally phony pit of canadian mediocrity. let me count the ways it is bad. the dizzy plot. the asinine script. the dismal performances and sophomoric direction. the cloyingly clever animals. the endless clichés and predictable slapstick. on second thought and neither i nor those browsing the imdb have time for a complete catalogue of its failings. yet were i to detail its merits and this space would remain blank. trust me and it is bad while a signal monument in the vast pantheon of truly terrible (canadian) cinema. if you have seen it already and my condolences. if you have not and stay away from it as you would sars or bubonic plague. or other movies with cute animals. don not even let your children see it lest their tiny minds be warped by the even tinier minds of those who financed and fabricated and filmed this frightful folly. perhaps tonight and when i retire and i will have a nightmare with ghastly fanged beasts springing from the bed table as i flee in frantic flight. i hope so. it will be a far far better thing i do than watch this beastly banal boondoggle. but then and i might dream that i had to watch it a second time and the sheer terror and cold sweat of that makes me want to stay up all night and trembling at the very possibility of seeing it again even as a bad dream. i might even find something worthwhile to watch in its stead. maybe godzilla or attack of the killer tomatoes perhaps the instruction video for my built in vacuum cleaner. 
even those of us who like cute animal pictures   and i abhor them  would be hard pressed to find any merit in this abysmally bad travesty of a film. perhaps inspired by 101 dalmatians with its smart and loyal dogs and its dumb and devious humans and its absurdly happy and predictable ending and the alternate title 101 turkeys springs to mind. that would just about cover everyone involved in its unfortunate production. i dismissed it as some inane hollywood perversion of british customs before learning and to my horror and that it actually is a canadian film and done in victoria bc and that phony british theme park of a town and while sucking tax dollars out of ottawa on and that equally phony pit of canadian mediocrity. let me count the ways it is bad. the dizzy plot. the asinine script. the dismal performances and sophomoric direction. the cloyingly clever animals. the endless clichés and predictable slapstick. on second thought and neither i nor those browsing the imdb have time for a complete catalogue of its failings. yet were i to detail its merits and this space would remain blank. trust me and it is bad while a signal monument in the vast pantheon of truly terrible (canadian) cinema. if you have seen it already and my condolences. if you have not and stay away from it as you would sars or bubonic plague. or other movies with cute animals. don not even let your children see it lest their tiny minds be warped by the even tinier minds of those who financed and fabricated and filmed this frightful folly. perhaps tonight and when i retire and i will have a nightmare with ghastly fanged beasts springing from the bed table as i flee in frantic flight. i hope so. it will be a far far better thing i do than watch this beastly banal boondoggle. but then and i might dream that i had to watch it a second time and the sheer terror and cold sweat of that makes me want to stay up all night and trembling at the very possibility of seeing it again even as a bad dream. i might even find something worthwhile to watch in its stead. maybe godzilla or attack of the killer tomatoes perhaps the instruction video for my built in vacuum cleaner. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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