a comedy of biblical proportions. those masters of hyperbole and the movie tag line writers and at it again while the sequel to 2003 bruce almighty and raises barely a chuckle. the only thing which raises my interest in this movie above total indifference is its dogmatic christian undertones. sorry and make that overtones. steve carrel and ignoring jim carrey good sense to decline a role reprisal and plays evan baxter and the smug news anchor from bruce almighty and who has just been elected to congress. with a new life in virginia and the stress of moving into a house the size of the acropolis and the pressure of all the change takes its toll on his family. his wife (lauren graham) and evidently airlifted in from stepford and and three sons (jimmy bennett and graham phillips and johnny simmons) and who do a stilted job of looking sad to a piano accompaniment and pray for the family to become closer and and almost out of guilt and so does evan. in what must be the greatest shock of all time and god (morgan freeman) actually shows up and but does the whole pesky working in mysterious ways thing all over the place by telling evan to build a noah esquire ark in preparation for a great flood instead of just giving him a pool table or and x box or something. and in true mischievous deity style and he also forces evan to grow a beard and long hair and wear worn and tatty robes. now and back in the day i am sure razors were hard to come by so the beard was somewhat of an inevitability for noah and but i am almost certain it had nothing to do with spirituality. same with the robes while a massive construction job is surely made all the more difficult by such impractical clothing. couldn not god have conjured up a pair of steel toed boots and a hard hat for the poor guy. apparently not. to paraphrase bill hicks and i find the idea that god is messing with us somewhat unsettling and and so does evan who fights him every step of the way. and who do not. god essentially gets him fired and drives away his loved ones and makes him a laughing stock and at one point actually threatens him. of course god turns out to be right and and the rational and hard working family man who was getting on fine by himself is forced to eat a large slice of bittersweet humble pie. it almost as if to be left alone by god and evan had to tolerate and humour him. what kind of message is that. evan almighty does have a highly commendable environmental slant and with the underlying theme being that the federal government is blind to the damage being done to the world around us. it is also the first film ever to offset its carbon emissions and this should surely be considered a landmark achievement by a hollywood studio. were it not for the trite and condescending banner of american christianity flying high above it and evan almighty could have been an inoffensive family movie and with a praiseworthy environmental record. but with its confused religious dogma and relentless blind faith message and it ranks as one of the most repugnant movies of all time. 
a comedy of biblical proportions. those masters of hyperbole and the movie tag line writers and at it again while the sequel to 2003 bruce almighty and raises barely a chuckle. the only thing which raises my interest in this movie above total indifference is its dogmatic christian undertones. sorry and make that overtones. steve carrel and ignoring jim carrey good sense to decline a role reprisal and plays evan baxter and the smug news anchor from bruce almighty and who has just been elected to congress. with a new life in virginia and the stress of moving into a house the size of the acropolis and the pressure of all the change takes its toll on his family. his wife (lauren graham) and evidently airlifted in from stepford and and three sons (jimmy bennett and graham phillips and johnny simmons) and who do a stilted job of looking sad to a piano accompaniment and pray for the family to become closer and and almost out of guilt and so does evan. in what must be the greatest shock of all time and god (morgan freeman) actually shows up and but does the whole pesky working in mysterious ways thing all over the place by telling evan to build a noah esquire ark in preparation for a great flood instead of just giving him a pool table or and x box or something. and in true mischievous deity style and he also forces evan to grow a beard and long hair and wear worn and tatty robes. now and back in the day i am sure razors were hard to come by so the beard was somewhat of an inevitability for noah and but i am almost certain it had nothing to do with spirituality. same with the robes while a massive construction job is surely made all the more difficult by such impractical clothing. couldn not god have conjured up a pair of steel toed boots and a hard hat for the poor guy. apparently not. to paraphrase bill hicks and i find the idea that god is messing with us somewhat unsettling and and so does evan who fights him every step of the way. and who do not. god essentially gets him fired and drives away his loved ones and makes him a laughing stock and at one point actually threatens him. of course god turns out to be right and and the rational and hard working family man who was getting on fine by himself is forced to eat a large slice of bittersweet humble pie. it almost as if to be left alone by god and evan had to tolerate and humour him. what kind of message is that. evan almighty does have a highly commendable environmental slant and with the underlying theme being that the federal government is blind to the damage being done to the world around us. it is also the first film ever to offset its carbon emissions and this should surely be considered a landmark achievement by a hollywood studio. were it not for the trite and condescending banner of american christianity flying high above it and evan almighty could have been an inoffensive family movie and with a praiseworthy environmental record. but with its confused religious dogma and relentless blind faith message and it ranks as one of the most repugnant movies of all time. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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