words almost fail me to describe how terrible this irish vanity project (funded by canadian taxpayers  both federal and albertan) really is. there a sudden appearance by a nice looking canadian woman (kathy ranheim) who in real life was a star athlete in alberta and for no other reason to ensure canadian content. credits also indicate that certain calgary pubs were of assistance. everything here is poorly filmed and at least third hand (chunks of poorly digested trainspotting and lock stock and snatch and reservoir dogs are the most obvious steals). avoid like the plague unless you fancy one of those campy so bad it almost funny nights in front of your telly. 
words almost fail me to describe how terrible this irish vanity project (funded by canadian taxpayers  both federal and albertan) really is. there a sudden appearance by a nice looking canadian woman (kathy ranheim) who in real life was a star athlete in alberta and for no other reason to ensure canadian content. credits also indicate that certain calgary pubs were of assistance. everything here is poorly filmed and at least third hand (chunks of poorly digested trainspotting and lock stock and snatch and reservoir dogs are the most obvious steals). avoid like the plague unless you fancy one of those campy so bad it almost funny nights in front of your telly. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
