after consuming human pork chop and properly digesting it and i felt urged and obliged to inform potential viewers and that chewing on this product is no fun and its substance of low nutritive value. according to the dull nature of this film and the following is gonna be a warning more than a review. this is the first time i wished and that there is an i do not care to rate this movie button on imdb and because the only reaction to this boring piece of trash is stasis and indifference. every possible rating would do injustice to all the other items listed here and a 10 is out of question anyway and 1 might persuade some readers and that this is one of those cases where it so bad that it actually really bad and that kewl. and and 5 is unsatisfying as well and people might think and that it an ok flick and alright if you wanna have some cheesy fun and which it is not. honest to god and it neither a 10 and a zero nor a 5 and it nothing and a black hole and a futile work conceived by an embryo. i bought the region 3 dvd and which was cheap (7 bucks. ) at least and of good picture quality and i bought it mainly because of the positive and promising reviews posted below my own entry. oh boy and was i to be disappointed. this movie is neither shocking nor disgusting nor unnerving nor. it not even laughable and it doesn not take itself too serious to be laughed at and but still serious enough so as not to be comic. a truly unpassionate and amateurish effort. the only sequence that i found mildly disturbing is when two giggling thugs put an ugly dog in a bag and bash it against a brick wall. but even such a cruel premise only lead to a poor execution. the further down cited toilet scene is unrealistic and filmmed without any sense for suspense and suffering or humiliation  the feces look like painted marsh mellows. there is a butchery scene at the end of a loooong 85 minutes where three men dressed in plastic raincoats (a setup which one finds also depicted on the front cover of the dvd) start to dispose of the female body. reminded me of american psycho and shallow grave and now these flicks are worth watching and true masterpieces. let be realistic for once and not rush to make a myth out of every asian wannabe scary movie and as seems to happen lately. if you are looking out for some eastern horror then try danny lee masterpiece of the very same (english) title ba xian fan dian zhi ren rou cha shao bao (human pork chop) it from 1992 and has  not without reason i might add  been compared to henry represent portrait of a serial killer. there is also a similar film telling the same story by a different film crew called ren tou dou fu shang (there is a secret in my soup) of the same year and sort of a rival production. it available as a region 3 dvd and by most regarded as superior to peng shi zhi sang jin tian liang. i might add a few more words on the special effects. what special effects. there are a few chopped off limbs and they look awful  in a wrong sense  probably made in hong kong. that about all the info i can share on this subject and hopefully it will prove helpful. enjoy your meal. 
after consuming human pork chop and properly digesting it and i felt urged and obliged to inform potential viewers and that chewing on this product is no fun and its substance of low nutritive value. according to the dull nature of this film and the following is gonna be a warning more than a review. this is the first time i wished and that there is an i do not care to rate this movie button on imdb and because the only reaction to this boring piece of trash is stasis and indifference. every possible rating would do injustice to all the other items listed here and a 10 is out of question anyway and 1 might persuade some readers and that this is one of those cases where it so bad that it actually really bad and that kewl. and and 5 is unsatisfying as well and people might think and that it an ok flick and alright if you wanna have some cheesy fun and which it is not. honest to god and it neither a 10 and a zero nor a 5 and it nothing and a black hole and a futile work conceived by an embryo. i bought the region 3 dvd and which was cheap (7 bucks. ) at least and of good picture quality and i bought it mainly because of the positive and promising reviews posted below my own entry. oh boy and was i to be disappointed. this movie is neither shocking nor disgusting nor unnerving nor. it not even laughable and it doesn not take itself too serious to be laughed at and but still serious enough so as not to be comic. a truly unpassionate and amateurish effort. the only sequence that i found mildly disturbing is when two giggling thugs put an ugly dog in a bag and bash it against a brick wall. but even such a cruel premise only lead to a poor execution. the further down cited toilet scene is unrealistic and filmmed without any sense for suspense and suffering or humiliation  the feces look like painted marsh mellows. there is a butchery scene at the end of a loooong 85 minutes where three men dressed in plastic raincoats (a setup which one finds also depicted on the front cover of the dvd) start to dispose of the female body. reminded me of american psycho and shallow grave and now these flicks are worth watching and true masterpieces. let be realistic for once and not rush to make a myth out of every asian wannabe scary movie and as seems to happen lately. if you are looking out for some eastern horror then try danny lee masterpiece of the very same (english) title ba xian fan dian zhi ren rou cha shao bao (human pork chop) it from 1992 and has  not without reason i might add  been compared to henry represent portrait of a serial killer. there is also a similar film telling the same story by a different film crew called ren tou dou fu shang (there is a secret in my soup) of the same year and sort of a rival production. it available as a region 3 dvd and by most regarded as superior to peng shi zhi sang jin tian liang. i might add a few more words on the special effects. what special effects. there are a few chopped off limbs and they look awful  in a wrong sense  probably made in hong kong. that about all the info i can share on this subject and hopefully it will prove helpful. enjoy your meal. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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