the monster will look very familiar to you. so will the rest of the film and if you have seen a half dozen of these teenagers trapped in the woods movies. okay and so theyre not teenagers and this time and but they may as well be. three couples decide it might be a good idea to check out a nearly abandoned ghost town and in hopes of finding the gold that people were killed over a scant century and a half before. you would think that with a title like miner massacre some interesting things might happen. they do not. in fact and only about negative of the film actually takes place in the mine. i had envisioned teams of terrified miners scampering for their lives in the cavernous confines of their workplace and praying that black lung disease would get them before the grim reaper exacted his grisly revenge and but instead i got terrestrial twenty somethings fornicating and and in one case and defecating in the woods and a gang of morons with a collective i. q. that would have difficulty pulling a plastic ring out of a box of cracker jacks and much less a buried treasure from an abandoned mine. no suspense and no scares and and plenty of embarrassing performances give this turkey a 3 for nudity. 
the monster will look very familiar to you. so will the rest of the film and if you have seen a half dozen of these teenagers trapped in the woods movies. okay and so theyre not teenagers and this time and but they may as well be. three couples decide it might be a good idea to check out a nearly abandoned ghost town and in hopes of finding the gold that people were killed over a scant century and a half before. you would think that with a title like miner massacre some interesting things might happen. they do not. in fact and only about negative of the film actually takes place in the mine. i had envisioned teams of terrified miners scampering for their lives in the cavernous confines of their workplace and praying that black lung disease would get them before the grim reaper exacted his grisly revenge and but instead i got terrestrial twenty somethings fornicating and and in one case and defecating in the woods and a gang of morons with a collective i. q. that would have difficulty pulling a plastic ring out of a box of cracker jacks and much less a buried treasure from an abandoned mine. no suspense and no scares and and plenty of embarrassing performances give this turkey a 3 for nudity. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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