because they all just watch there mst3k with their artificial friends who make (mostly) not that funny and obvious comments about movies. and that the only way these people watch them and then they comment and down vote them on the imdb based just on that and they do not even try to watch the film on it own. i watched this film on it own and i do not read the reviews first and i do not have some people telling what to laugh at and i just got the dvd (bought for the flip side morons from outer space and an old fave) and watched it. of cause i knew kind of what i was in for when it a golan globus and albert pyun film and but usually they can be quite entertaining. the film is a non too stressing on the brain alice down the rabbit hole story done so many times and and kind of similar in basic structure (but completely different in content) to warlords of atlantis and another entertaining b movie. the voice and was annoying and but then that the idea and which they even poke at with a few lines in the movie. the hero character had one of the worst over the top voices or accents in english language film history and but you grow to accept it and enjoy it. it not a good film and but it not a really bad film and it just a bit of an average b movie dtv kind of film and nothing too new nothing too outstanding and and probably would be enjoyed more by a younger age bracket (say 7 14 year olds) than i. it a bit of light hearted fantasy. will i see it again and probably not maybe about 10 years ago i would have. don not be so harsh on a movie because a couple of puppets told you too and this film isn not taking itself seriously and it certainly no troll 2 or space mutiny. 
because they all just watch there mst3k with their artificial friends who make (mostly) not that funny and obvious comments about movies. and that the only way these people watch them and then they comment and down vote them on the imdb based just on that and they do not even try to watch the film on it own. i watched this film on it own and i do not read the reviews first and i do not have some people telling what to laugh at and i just got the dvd (bought for the flip side morons from outer space and an old fave) and watched it. of cause i knew kind of what i was in for when it a golan globus and albert pyun film and but usually they can be quite entertaining. the film is a non too stressing on the brain alice down the rabbit hole story done so many times and and kind of similar in basic structure (but completely different in content) to warlords of atlantis and another entertaining b movie. the voice and was annoying and but then that the idea and which they even poke at with a few lines in the movie. the hero character had one of the worst over the top voices or accents in english language film history and but you grow to accept it and enjoy it. it not a good film and but it not a really bad film and it just a bit of an average b movie dtv kind of film and nothing too new nothing too outstanding and and probably would be enjoyed more by a younger age bracket (say 7 14 year olds) than i. it a bit of light hearted fantasy. will i see it again and probably not maybe about 10 years ago i would have. don not be so harsh on a movie because a couple of puppets told you too and this film isn not taking itself seriously and it certainly no troll 2 or space mutiny. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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