i do not normally write reviews and but this film was special. i couldn not turn it off. i do not believe i have ever seen a worse movie and but there i sat and watching. it was like a horrible car wreck with blood flowing all over the highway. it was disgusting and but i couldn not turn away. where do i start. the movie seems to think it a sports thriller and but it so utterly ridiculous and it can only be a comedy and but it not funny and not even in a dumb or silly way. it like watching your cousins try to act out a skit on family get togethers. it painful to watch and but at least it only for a minute or two. second string went on for over an hour. whoever was involved with making this movie should not work again. the writing and directing and acting and and everything was just terrible. the problem is i can not describe how bad it was while you just had to see it. and i am sure this will never be shown again and so unless you saw it and youre out of luck. i mean it was almost worth seeing just for the fact that it gave me some appreciation for every other bad film i have seen over my lifetime. and for every film i see in the future that i can not stand and i will think to myself and well and at least it wasn not bad as the second string. 
i do not normally write reviews and but this film was special. i couldn not turn it off. i do not believe i have ever seen a worse movie and but there i sat and watching. it was like a horrible car wreck with blood flowing all over the highway. it was disgusting and but i couldn not turn away. where do i start. the movie seems to think it a sports thriller and but it so utterly ridiculous and it can only be a comedy and but it not funny and not even in a dumb or silly way. it like watching your cousins try to act out a skit on family get togethers. it painful to watch and but at least it only for a minute or two. second string went on for over an hour. whoever was involved with making this movie should not work again. the writing and directing and acting and and everything was just terrible. the problem is i can not describe how bad it was while you just had to see it. and i am sure this will never be shown again and so unless you saw it and youre out of luck. i mean it was almost worth seeing just for the fact that it gave me some appreciation for every other bad film i have seen over my lifetime. and for every film i see in the future that i can not stand and i will think to myself and well and at least it wasn not bad as the second string. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
