like most and i rented this after i heard the universal praise. and despite countless bizarre and unexplainable moments along the way and i was very interested and entertained through 100 minutes of the film. then the two women went to the performance late at night. the rest of movie (which is another 40 minutes by the way) is even weirder than the first part and completely contradict and dump on what i had already seen. then the movie abruptly ends. baffled and i wandered over to my computer to see if i could buy a clue as to what just happened. nothing made sense and and i am a pretty clever guy. none of these other user comments made sense and even when they say spoilers. i still have no idea what theyre saying. someone dream. not real. then what the point of a 2 hour 30 minute movie if it not real. or is it real. i am forced to make a choice. either represent[a] the movie is a work of genius on a mensa level and i am simply too stupid to understand it. [b] the movie is weird for weird sake and just doesn not make sense. everyone who loves it is trying to save face and pretend like they get it. i choose [b]. screw you guys and i am going home. 
like most and i rented this after i heard the universal praise. and despite countless bizarre and unexplainable moments along the way and i was very interested and entertained through 100 minutes of the film. then the two women went to the performance late at night. the rest of movie (which is another 40 minutes by the way) is even weirder than the first part and completely contradict and dump on what i had already seen. then the movie abruptly ends. baffled and i wandered over to my computer to see if i could buy a clue as to what just happened. nothing made sense and and i am a pretty clever guy. none of these other user comments made sense and even when they say spoilers. i still have no idea what theyre saying. someone dream. not real. then what the point of a 2 hour 30 minute movie if it not real. or is it real. i am forced to make a choice. either represent[a] the movie is a work of genius on a mensa level and i am simply too stupid to understand it. [b] the movie is weird for weird sake and just doesn not make sense. everyone who loves it is trying to save face and pretend like they get it. i choose [b]. screw you guys and i am going home. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
