i am utterly astonished at how over rated cemetery man is among horror fans. now and i usually welcome movies that blend two or more kinds of genre styles into one and i love just about every zombie comedy i have ever seen. to my dismay and this italian cult classic really do not show me a lot to get too pumped up about. it follows the unusual duties of a full time cemetery care taker and his retarded and man child and curly joe looking assistant as they seem to primarily dispose of the recently deceased who pop out of the ground seven days after their initial death. he meets a widow whom he wows with some grisly grave yard atmosphere and develops a quick romance and soon having sex with her on her dead husband grave. the husband corpse springs alive and bites her and triggering a series of events that seem to consume the rest of the movie. cemetery man attempts to incorporate every element it can and like horror and romance and comedy and action and and fails entirely in the long run. it plods along and never able to focus on any aspect long enough to make it interesting for the viewer and such as the paunchy sidekick relationship with a living severed head and a motorcycle riding zombie launching out of the ground and the main character deciding to gun down random people on the sidewalk and etc. this thing is so convoluted and dull that it nearly impossible to take it seriously. sure and it stylish and often elegant and but even the most artsy kind of films need the right kind of lineage to allow it to make sense. cemetery man plods along and appearing unable to focus on anything for more than a few minutes which becomes very tiring after a while. people argue that it a more sophisticated zombie movie. frankly and when it comes to zombies and i do not want anything more sophisticated than romero. there a little bit of gore and nudity  mainly in the scenes where it wants to play horror movie and but not nearly enough to make up for it uncompromising lack of structure. terrible film. 
i am utterly astonished at how over rated cemetery man is among horror fans. now and i usually welcome movies that blend two or more kinds of genre styles into one and i love just about every zombie comedy i have ever seen. to my dismay and this italian cult classic really do not show me a lot to get too pumped up about. it follows the unusual duties of a full time cemetery care taker and his retarded and man child and curly joe looking assistant as they seem to primarily dispose of the recently deceased who pop out of the ground seven days after their initial death. he meets a widow whom he wows with some grisly grave yard atmosphere and develops a quick romance and soon having sex with her on her dead husband grave. the husband corpse springs alive and bites her and triggering a series of events that seem to consume the rest of the movie. cemetery man attempts to incorporate every element it can and like horror and romance and comedy and action and and fails entirely in the long run. it plods along and never able to focus on any aspect long enough to make it interesting for the viewer and such as the paunchy sidekick relationship with a living severed head and a motorcycle riding zombie launching out of the ground and the main character deciding to gun down random people on the sidewalk and etc. this thing is so convoluted and dull that it nearly impossible to take it seriously. sure and it stylish and often elegant and but even the most artsy kind of films need the right kind of lineage to allow it to make sense. cemetery man plods along and appearing unable to focus on anything for more than a few minutes which becomes very tiring after a while. people argue that it a more sophisticated zombie movie. frankly and when it comes to zombies and i do not want anything more sophisticated than romero. there a little bit of gore and nudity  mainly in the scenes where it wants to play horror movie and but not nearly enough to make up for it uncompromising lack of structure. terrible film. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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