don not you just hate them slashers that never seem to get started. it sometimes takes them a full hour of lame red herrings before some real action takes place. tourist trap isn not like that. if it typically gruesome slashing you want. than it typically gruesome slashing you will get. plenty of it and constantly from start to finish. this movie contains what is probably the greatest opening sequence in 80 horror cinema when a teenager and on a stroll after engine trouble and is trapped in a deserted house and assaulted by a creepy collection of wax statues. four other lambs to the slaughter arrive at the house and encounter an utterly insane maniac that looks somewhat like a mixture of leatherface (from texas chainsaw massacre) and one of those mad sculptors from old wax museum movies. tourist trap is exciting horror entertainment and with some genuine suspense and grisly images and ultimate weirdness and morbid humor and terrific make up effects. the plot twists aren not always original and the acting is pretty lousy but and seriously and who cares. the fast pacing and the groovy killer icon caused this tourist trap to earn a spot amongst my 5 favorite slashers. a bit surprising is the total lack of nudity and though. too bad and because all the girls look ravishing and after only 10 minutes and the obligatory line who needs a bathing suit. is spoken. 
don not you just hate them slashers that never seem to get started. it sometimes takes them a full hour of lame red herrings before some real action takes place. tourist trap isn not like that. if it typically gruesome slashing you want. than it typically gruesome slashing you will get. plenty of it and constantly from start to finish. this movie contains what is probably the greatest opening sequence in 80 horror cinema when a teenager and on a stroll after engine trouble and is trapped in a deserted house and assaulted by a creepy collection of wax statues. four other lambs to the slaughter arrive at the house and encounter an utterly insane maniac that looks somewhat like a mixture of leatherface (from texas chainsaw massacre) and one of those mad sculptors from old wax museum movies. tourist trap is exciting horror entertainment and with some genuine suspense and grisly images and ultimate weirdness and morbid humor and terrific make up effects. the plot twists aren not always original and the acting is pretty lousy but and seriously and who cares. the fast pacing and the groovy killer icon caused this tourist trap to earn a spot amongst my 5 favorite slashers. a bit surprising is the total lack of nudity and though. too bad and because all the girls look ravishing and after only 10 minutes and the obligatory line who needs a bathing suit. is spoken. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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