do the following represent get a copy of this movie and a friend. wager the friend $10 that they can not sit through this entire movie. they cannot divert their gaze or be distracted by anything. now watch your friend. win or lose and you get $10 of entertainment. it angers me to no end when people see a movie and are quick to give it negative  and or sum up their thoughts with it sucked. (and when asked why. and they respond and just because. arrgh. ) that is why this movie exists. it sole purpose is for me to say and there. this is a horrible movie. that is negative . this movie is absolutely appalling. while the recent trend of movie parodies has forced them to become increasingly formulaic and this movie falls short in every single aspect. it not funny. it not entertaining. and for some of the parodies and it completely inaccurate. horrible acting. unfunny dialogue. a witless story. terrible special effects. one inane gag after another. and to make matters even worse and there isn not even gratuitous nudity to somehow make it even fleetingly worthwhile. this movie leaps past idiotic and stumbles over stupid and and lands face first on moronic. even i and who loves a good check your brain at the door movie and found myself physically agitated watching this. this movie isn not even hard ticket to hawaii so terrible it good bad. its just bad. note represent i actually challenged a friend to watch this as described above. not only couldn not he make it all the way through and but he had a headache and needed a couple minutes afterward because he felt a little ill. true story. i could not accentuate this rating any more. a resounding negative . 
do the following represent get a copy of this movie and a friend. wager the friend $10 that they can not sit through this entire movie. they cannot divert their gaze or be distracted by anything. now watch your friend. win or lose and you get $10 of entertainment. it angers me to no end when people see a movie and are quick to give it negative  and or sum up their thoughts with it sucked. (and when asked why. and they respond and just because. arrgh. ) that is why this movie exists. it sole purpose is for me to say and there. this is a horrible movie. that is negative . this movie is absolutely appalling. while the recent trend of movie parodies has forced them to become increasingly formulaic and this movie falls short in every single aspect. it not funny. it not entertaining. and for some of the parodies and it completely inaccurate. horrible acting. unfunny dialogue. a witless story. terrible special effects. one inane gag after another. and to make matters even worse and there isn not even gratuitous nudity to somehow make it even fleetingly worthwhile. this movie leaps past idiotic and stumbles over stupid and and lands face first on moronic. even i and who loves a good check your brain at the door movie and found myself physically agitated watching this. this movie isn not even hard ticket to hawaii so terrible it good bad. its just bad. note represent i actually challenged a friend to watch this as described above. not only couldn not he make it all the way through and but he had a headache and needed a couple minutes afterward because he felt a little ill. true story. i could not accentuate this rating any more. a resounding negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
