and i may be being generous. the overwhelming majority of the movie consists of looped footage. the shambling monster and two women exercising and the shambling monster again and a bunch of people in the pool and the shambling monster again and none the worse for wear despite having been injured. you get the picture. i restrained myself from yelling get on with it already on several occasions. and it doesn not help that the footage they used was poorly produced. the sound is disconcertingly out of sync with the image. and in the one scene where they tried to get artistic with the lighting and camera techniques and the lighting guy and holding the flashlight that provides the scene only illumination and is clearly visible in the shot. my hope is that the production was the victim of some horrible disaster in which the original audio track and most of the footage was destroyed and but they decided to release it anyways and cobbled together from the editing room floor and in memory of the heroic crew members who gave their lives trying to save the real film  the one with the plot and the interesting dialog. sadly and there no evidence of this and and i am forced to conclude that and in the immortal words of joel and the bots and they just do not care. 
and i may be being generous. the overwhelming majority of the movie consists of looped footage. the shambling monster and two women exercising and the shambling monster again and a bunch of people in the pool and the shambling monster again and none the worse for wear despite having been injured. you get the picture. i restrained myself from yelling get on with it already on several occasions. and it doesn not help that the footage they used was poorly produced. the sound is disconcertingly out of sync with the image. and in the one scene where they tried to get artistic with the lighting and camera techniques and the lighting guy and holding the flashlight that provides the scene only illumination and is clearly visible in the shot. my hope is that the production was the victim of some horrible disaster in which the original audio track and most of the footage was destroyed and but they decided to release it anyways and cobbled together from the editing room floor and in memory of the heroic crew members who gave their lives trying to save the real film  the one with the plot and the interesting dialog. sadly and there no evidence of this and and i am forced to conclude that and in the immortal words of joel and the bots and they just do not care. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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