this straight to video cheap flick is based on a true story. i do not doubt it. doesn not mean it particularly interesting (unless you are one of the main characters who actually lived though this experience). a young woman named angela buys a great and big old country home really really cheap. well and as we all know from watching horror movies and when you buy a big house cheap it usually means it haunted in some way and shape or form. in fact and the second the house is being handed over to angela the wise guy kid who lived in the house up to now takes a moment to introduce angela to one of the ghosts. nice guy and huh. angela gets in touch with a psychic and a paranormal expert and tells them that her house is haunted and invites them to come over and see the ghosts for themselves. they come to a party and sure enough there are ghosts walking around and sitting on the couch and hanging in the garage and trying to seduce people in the bathroom. a few friends sleep over the night of the party and see the ghosts and vow never to come back in the house again. (check out the girl who deadpans i am so scared. i am so scared. totally emotionless. if she was so scared why do not she get up and turn the knob and leave. ) the ghosts do not really do anything menacing aside from show up (and there is no blurriness or aura about them. they look just like regular people). they steal celery from the kitchen and move chairs around a la poltergeist and one bisexual female ghost seduces angela and who and get this and doesn not seem to mind. this scene plays like the kind of soft core porn you see on the spice channel. (ummm. not that i would know. hahaha). the actresses aren not your typical porn stars though. they should hit the beach and the gym more. when angela s not making love to the dead she gets mad at them and stands alone in a room screaming why would not you leave. this is my house. get out. they do not leave. i couldn not help but think of all the times i have heard psychic sylvia brown on tv saying that if you have a ghost in your house you should calmly rationalize with the ghost and say look and youre dead. it time to cross over to the other side. in other words and get out. according to sylvia brown and as long as your not hostile and nasty about it and they will leave. this movie looks like it cost about $50 to make. it has a really cheap feel and and bad acting. i could have made this movie with 5 friends and a camcorder. 
this straight to video cheap flick is based on a true story. i do not doubt it. doesn not mean it particularly interesting (unless you are one of the main characters who actually lived though this experience). a young woman named angela buys a great and big old country home really really cheap. well and as we all know from watching horror movies and when you buy a big house cheap it usually means it haunted in some way and shape or form. in fact and the second the house is being handed over to angela the wise guy kid who lived in the house up to now takes a moment to introduce angela to one of the ghosts. nice guy and huh. angela gets in touch with a psychic and a paranormal expert and tells them that her house is haunted and invites them to come over and see the ghosts for themselves. they come to a party and sure enough there are ghosts walking around and sitting on the couch and hanging in the garage and trying to seduce people in the bathroom. a few friends sleep over the night of the party and see the ghosts and vow never to come back in the house again. (check out the girl who deadpans i am so scared. i am so scared. totally emotionless. if she was so scared why do not she get up and turn the knob and leave. ) the ghosts do not really do anything menacing aside from show up (and there is no blurriness or aura about them. they look just like regular people). they steal celery from the kitchen and move chairs around a la poltergeist and one bisexual female ghost seduces angela and who and get this and doesn not seem to mind. this scene plays like the kind of soft core porn you see on the spice channel. (ummm. not that i would know. hahaha). the actresses aren not your typical porn stars though. they should hit the beach and the gym more. when angela s not making love to the dead she gets mad at them and stands alone in a room screaming why would not you leave. this is my house. get out. they do not leave. i couldn not help but think of all the times i have heard psychic sylvia brown on tv saying that if you have a ghost in your house you should calmly rationalize with the ghost and say look and youre dead. it time to cross over to the other side. in other words and get out. according to sylvia brown and as long as your not hostile and nasty about it and they will leave. this movie looks like it cost about $50 to make. it has a really cheap feel and and bad acting. i could have made this movie with 5 friends and a camcorder. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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