asia argento is a sexy beautiful woman who likes to run around naked which isn not a bad thing in it self and but and when her character talks about all the guys she serviced and and to see her with michael madsen and an asian guy in the present tense of the movie and it made me feel like i needed a condom over my eyes to watch this movie and like a disease was going to rub off on me or something. the movie felt like it was going for a love triangle or drama or action or . plot and it just seemed to go everywhere and nowhere at the same time. the acting was great and the plot and not so great. the director needs to at least pick a genre and practice and practice and practice and before trying to do something as complicated as this again and because they are not very good at it obviously. 
asia argento is a sexy beautiful woman who likes to run around naked which isn not a bad thing in it self and but and when her character talks about all the guys she serviced and and to see her with michael madsen and an asian guy in the present tense of the movie and it made me feel like i needed a condom over my eyes to watch this movie and like a disease was going to rub off on me or something. the movie felt like it was going for a love triangle or drama or action or . plot and it just seemed to go everywhere and nowhere at the same time. the acting was great and the plot and not so great. the director needs to at least pick a genre and practice and practice and practice and before trying to do something as complicated as this again and because they are not very good at it obviously. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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