as a serious horror fan and i get that certain marketing ploys are used to sell movies and especially the really bad ones. so i do not call it naiveté that i assumed this was softcore horror ripping off cannibal or zombi or jungle holocaust. unfortunately and i was completely wrong as this is very hardcore. i should have realized that when i saw the odd no actual or identifiable minor was used warning. notice the identifiable part as though he is daring us to catch him. a group of scientists and half of whom are pretty women in bikinis and are led by a sea captain with a penchant for 69ing on the beach and in search for a mutated native killing villagers. due to a nuclear bomb detonated on a supposedly evacuated island and the radiation turned this last man into a rapist or killer. writer or actor george eastman is the only one trying here and succeeds in keeping his clothes on. the sex scenes are whacked out. women walk around nude exuding a strange overconfidence and one even asks for rape when her husband turns her down. well and two chicks slapping each other naturally turns into a lesbo scene because women are horndogs. i saw the chick toss another chicks salad and finger herself. if there is anything you should know about this film and it is that. because the rest of this insane movie is just the same. oh and who am i kidding. there is a ton more to tell here. like the white duchess that pays for 2 black guys to tag team her in a parlor. or the duchess taking off her top to use as a bandage when the captain cuts himself. when he refuses her advances and she starts crying. so being the good gentleman he is and he reluctantly lets her pleasure him in front of the other crew members. i was honestly waiting for the pizza guy to show up and the duchess to ask if there is any other way to pay him. and all of this happens before they depart for the island to conduct their research. wait and i thought this was a zombie flick. but the zombie doesn not enter until the 73min mark and but by that time everyone else has been entered plenty. i found myself hitting fast forward a few scenesor several. this is my first splatter porn flick and i do not think it does that subgenre any justice. i guess it is the woman in me talking when i say that i would like more plot and less sweaty and slobbering and hairy sex. funny thing is this could have worked as a decent horror film as the idea of atomic bombing mutating a bitter man and killing his family and was a good one. even eastman character shakes his head and walks away from a couple copulating. it makes me wonder if it was the character or the writer himself that was disgusted. i do not feel like going into the sound or film quality because you should have already guessed it was bad. this production was shot back to back with 3 other movies including erotic nights of the living dead and which sports most of the same cast. eastman has said this was done because everyone wanted a vacation and a paycheck. nevermind and i feel like talking about the sound suddenly. the sound was weird during the sex scenes because while the cast is speaking italian and it seems as though they recorded english voiceovers and played that over their dialogue. so while 2 people are boning and i can clearly hear someone in the background say and no. yes. wonderful. wait. there was a slightly amusing italian score that couldn not save this movie. the sfx were minimal at best and consisted of some blood in only a few scenes. and i would like to point out that there were no violent rape scenes as the bright warning label said on the dvd cover (ahem and another marketing ploy) and so no fear there. only fear the bad movie. presented in widescreen 1. 85 represent1 aspect ratio. i watched the region 1 not rated version running at 113min released in 2005 by exploitation digital. there is apparently a xxx version by alfa digital and which is the same running time and so i doubt anything is different. prices vary and but you shouldn not pay more than $25. 00 for a copy. or as i would recommend and pay nothing and pretend it doesn not exist. favorite quote represent shipmate and civilians are bad luck. women are bad luck. theyre scientists too. they must really be monsters. dvd extras represent original trailer with hardcore shots and kills to make it look more interesting than it is and trailers for ss hell camp and emmanuelle and  and enotld and and a very informative interview with eastman. bottom line represent lame porno and but even weaker as a horror film. either get real porn or watch real horror. rating represent negative by molly celaschi www. horroryearbook. com. 
as a serious horror fan and i get that certain marketing ploys are used to sell movies and especially the really bad ones. so i do not call it naiveté that i assumed this was softcore horror ripping off cannibal or zombi or jungle holocaust. unfortunately and i was completely wrong as this is very hardcore. i should have realized that when i saw the odd no actual or identifiable minor was used warning. notice the identifiable part as though he is daring us to catch him. a group of scientists and half of whom are pretty women in bikinis and are led by a sea captain with a penchant for 69ing on the beach and in search for a mutated native killing villagers. due to a nuclear bomb detonated on a supposedly evacuated island and the radiation turned this last man into a rapist or killer. writer or actor george eastman is the only one trying here and succeeds in keeping his clothes on. the sex scenes are whacked out. women walk around nude exuding a strange overconfidence and one even asks for rape when her husband turns her down. well and two chicks slapping each other naturally turns into a lesbo scene because women are horndogs. i saw the chick toss another chicks salad and finger herself. if there is anything you should know about this film and it is that. because the rest of this insane movie is just the same. oh and who am i kidding. there is a ton more to tell here. like the white duchess that pays for 2 black guys to tag team her in a parlor. or the duchess taking off her top to use as a bandage when the captain cuts himself. when he refuses her advances and she starts crying. so being the good gentleman he is and he reluctantly lets her pleasure him in front of the other crew members. i was honestly waiting for the pizza guy to show up and the duchess to ask if there is any other way to pay him. and all of this happens before they depart for the island to conduct their research. wait and i thought this was a zombie flick. but the zombie doesn not enter until the 73min mark and but by that time everyone else has been entered plenty. i found myself hitting fast forward a few scenesor several. this is my first splatter porn flick and i do not think it does that subgenre any justice. i guess it is the woman in me talking when i say that i would like more plot and less sweaty and slobbering and hairy sex. funny thing is this could have worked as a decent horror film as the idea of atomic bombing mutating a bitter man and killing his family and was a good one. even eastman character shakes his head and walks away from a couple copulating. it makes me wonder if it was the character or the writer himself that was disgusted. i do not feel like going into the sound or film quality because you should have already guessed it was bad. this production was shot back to back with 3 other movies including erotic nights of the living dead and which sports most of the same cast. eastman has said this was done because everyone wanted a vacation and a paycheck. nevermind and i feel like talking about the sound suddenly. the sound was weird during the sex scenes because while the cast is speaking italian and it seems as though they recorded english voiceovers and played that over their dialogue. so while 2 people are boning and i can clearly hear someone in the background say and no. yes. wonderful. wait. there was a slightly amusing italian score that couldn not save this movie. the sfx were minimal at best and consisted of some blood in only a few scenes. and i would like to point out that there were no violent rape scenes as the bright warning label said on the dvd cover (ahem and another marketing ploy) and so no fear there. only fear the bad movie. presented in widescreen 1. 85 represent1 aspect ratio. i watched the region 1 not rated version running at 113min released in 2005 by exploitation digital. there is apparently a xxx version by alfa digital and which is the same running time and so i doubt anything is different. prices vary and but you shouldn not pay more than $25. 00 for a copy. or as i would recommend and pay nothing and pretend it doesn not exist. favorite quote represent shipmate and civilians are bad luck. women are bad luck. theyre scientists too. they must really be monsters. dvd extras represent original trailer with hardcore shots and kills to make it look more interesting than it is and trailers for ss hell camp and emmanuelle and  and enotld and and a very informative interview with eastman. bottom line represent lame porno and but even weaker as a horror film. either get real porn or watch real horror. rating represent negative by molly celaschi www. horroryearbook. com. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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