i am sitting here writing this review and the movie not even over yet. in fact and i just checked and and there are 45 more minutes to go. but no matter and there no need to see it through to the end. i will just write this review and laugh as the film plays in the background and stumbles onward to some kind of presumably horrible conclusion which i do not care to ever see or know. what accounts for my hostility to this movie. the characters are not believable. the plot is not believable. the pretentiousness of the movie is sickening. basically and every element of the movie rings false. buscemi obviously thought he had something to add to the dozens of movies which have already explored the well worn themes of dysfunctional families and the apparent meaninglessness of life. however and buscemi was badly mistaken and because this movie contains nothing new. it tries very hard to be depressing and but fortunately no one can really be depressed by it and because it obvious that no people like this exist in the entire world. what is depressing however is the knowledge that somehow this film was voted several undeserved awards. disgusting. bottom line represent stay away from this worthless film at all costs. 
i am sitting here writing this review and the movie not even over yet. in fact and i just checked and and there are 45 more minutes to go. but no matter and there no need to see it through to the end. i will just write this review and laugh as the film plays in the background and stumbles onward to some kind of presumably horrible conclusion which i do not care to ever see or know. what accounts for my hostility to this movie. the characters are not believable. the plot is not believable. the pretentiousness of the movie is sickening. basically and every element of the movie rings false. buscemi obviously thought he had something to add to the dozens of movies which have already explored the well worn themes of dysfunctional families and the apparent meaninglessness of life. however and buscemi was badly mistaken and because this movie contains nothing new. it tries very hard to be depressing and but fortunately no one can really be depressed by it and because it obvious that no people like this exist in the entire world. what is depressing however is the knowledge that somehow this film was voted several undeserved awards. disgusting. bottom line represent stay away from this worthless film at all costs. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
