i am sorry and but this movie is just way to shallow for me. in it and perez is a taxi dancer with boyfriend keitel trying to make it as an actress. first of all and what the hell is a taxi dancer. even after sitting through this and i still do not know. oh yeah and perez also inspires delorenzo to follow her like a lovesick puppy. there no reason behind the love and it just kind of happens. there are times when the characters and events really try to pull at your heartstrings and but it rarely works. the only character you really do feel anything for or with is keitel character and and that only because he does such a good job with it. any other actor and the character would have been just like the others. the script is basically an uninspired rehashing about how hard it is to make it as an actor or actress. it been done and said before and the language and dialog sounds like it was written by a street pimp. the ending is. well and i do not want to spoil it. let just say it feels unsatisfying. i would be more upset if the story was any good to begin with. the directing is average with nothing truly wonderful and but nothing that is really painful to watch either. to reiterate the acting and the only one that does anything worth watching is keitel. though i could have lived on without seeing him in tiger print bikini underwear. oh yeah and eddie bunker shows up. as random as that mention is and that how random it is in the film. and tarantino does his director buddy a favor by showing up for about 20 seconds. 
i am sorry and but this movie is just way to shallow for me. in it and perez is a taxi dancer with boyfriend keitel trying to make it as an actress. first of all and what the hell is a taxi dancer. even after sitting through this and i still do not know. oh yeah and perez also inspires delorenzo to follow her like a lovesick puppy. there no reason behind the love and it just kind of happens. there are times when the characters and events really try to pull at your heartstrings and but it rarely works. the only character you really do feel anything for or with is keitel character and and that only because he does such a good job with it. any other actor and the character would have been just like the others. the script is basically an uninspired rehashing about how hard it is to make it as an actor or actress. it been done and said before and the language and dialog sounds like it was written by a street pimp. the ending is. well and i do not want to spoil it. let just say it feels unsatisfying. i would be more upset if the story was any good to begin with. the directing is average with nothing truly wonderful and but nothing that is really painful to watch either. to reiterate the acting and the only one that does anything worth watching is keitel. though i could have lived on without seeing him in tiger print bikini underwear. oh yeah and eddie bunker shows up. as random as that mention is and that how random it is in the film. and tarantino does his director buddy a favor by showing up for about 20 seconds. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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