i have no idea how anyone can give this movie high marks. i do not rent it thinking it was the next great horror flick and the next great horror spoof and or the next great low budget horror spoof. obviously and this isn not meant to scare and but one fatal flaw with the production entirely sapped the joy out of the viewing experience. the sound editing was horrible. i had to work the volume control the entire movie. you can imagine how difficult it is to get into something  even a low budget spoof  when youre either turning the volume up or down and or trying to anticipate the next time you have to do so. the regular dialogue is very low and and all screams and noises and etc. and are very loud. were not talking about toggling between 5 and 7 on the volume control and finding a happy medium at 6. were talking toggling between 2 and 9 on the volume where it is virtually impossible to leave the volume alone. again and this movie might be a decent example of what it is meant to be and but youre going to be spending so much time adjusting your volume control that you will never have the chance to enjoy it. 
i have no idea how anyone can give this movie high marks. i do not rent it thinking it was the next great horror flick and the next great horror spoof and or the next great low budget horror spoof. obviously and this isn not meant to scare and but one fatal flaw with the production entirely sapped the joy out of the viewing experience. the sound editing was horrible. i had to work the volume control the entire movie. you can imagine how difficult it is to get into something  even a low budget spoof  when youre either turning the volume up or down and or trying to anticipate the next time you have to do so. the regular dialogue is very low and and all screams and noises and etc. and are very loud. were not talking about toggling between 5 and 7 on the volume control and finding a happy medium at 6. were talking toggling between 2 and 9 on the volume where it is virtually impossible to leave the volume alone. again and this movie might be a decent example of what it is meant to be and but youre going to be spending so much time adjusting your volume control that you will never have the chance to enjoy it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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        print "This is a semantically negative review."
