this amusing and sometimes poignant look at the hollywood detective genre of the 1940 and 1950 stars robert sacci as an unnamed former cop who retires and uses his life savings to pay for plastic surgery to transform his image into that of his idol and humphrey bogart and then sets up shop as a private eye under the name sam marlowe. robert sacchi and incidentally and is one of the rare few bogart impersonators who got the lisp exactly right while more to the point and the body and facial language are there. for awhile and sam only client is his landlady and who wants him to find her undersized boyfriend and and his only conversational foil is his secretary and simply called dutchess (misty rowe) and who in his own words and looked like marilyn monroe and made about as much sense as gracie allen and and has a passion for banana splits. then he encounters elsa (olivia hussey) and the plain and sweet and virginal daughter of a retired props master who has been murdered for no discernible reason. in the process of investigating the murder and sam shortly runs across represent the gene tierney lookalike daughter (michelle phillips) of anastas and an avaricious and obscenely wealthy greek shipping tycoon (victor buono and turning in a creditable sidney greenstreet) and his hapless and long suffering second wife (yvonne decarlo and who manages to play a variety of put upon emotions without saying a word) and his two smarmy henchmen (herbert lom and channelling peter lorre and and jay robinson and doing a reasonably accurate lionel atwill) and and anastas vicious and amoral middle eastern potentate (franco nero) who comes complete with a glamorus and bafflingly loyal mistress (sybil danning) and all of whom would give anything to acquire the eyes of alexander and two huge and perfectly matched star sapphires. when elsa is murdered and marlowe interest in solving the case becomes personal and and he sets out through a labyrinth of los angeles landmarks and including the hollywood bowl and the scatological and esoteric attractions of hollywood boulevard and and santa catalina island in pursuit of the rocks and determined to get at them before either of the two wealthy competitors. throw in cameos by mike mazurki and assorted others and the traditional dumb but sympathetic ally on the police force and and a plethora of nicely drawn character turns that provide dimension to practically all players and and despite an unfortunate title song and you have and to my mind and a thoroughly enjoyable movie experience. 
this amusing and sometimes poignant look at the hollywood detective genre of the 1940 and 1950 stars robert sacci as an unnamed former cop who retires and uses his life savings to pay for plastic surgery to transform his image into that of his idol and humphrey bogart and then sets up shop as a private eye under the name sam marlowe. robert sacchi and incidentally and is one of the rare few bogart impersonators who got the lisp exactly right while more to the point and the body and facial language are there. for awhile and sam only client is his landlady and who wants him to find her undersized boyfriend and and his only conversational foil is his secretary and simply called dutchess (misty rowe) and who in his own words and looked like marilyn monroe and made about as much sense as gracie allen and and has a passion for banana splits. then he encounters elsa (olivia hussey) and the plain and sweet and virginal daughter of a retired props master who has been murdered for no discernible reason. in the process of investigating the murder and sam shortly runs across represent the gene tierney lookalike daughter (michelle phillips) of anastas and an avaricious and obscenely wealthy greek shipping tycoon (victor buono and turning in a creditable sidney greenstreet) and his hapless and long suffering second wife (yvonne decarlo and who manages to play a variety of put upon emotions without saying a word) and his two smarmy henchmen (herbert lom and channelling peter lorre and and jay robinson and doing a reasonably accurate lionel atwill) and and anastas vicious and amoral middle eastern potentate (franco nero) who comes complete with a glamorus and bafflingly loyal mistress (sybil danning) and all of whom would give anything to acquire the eyes of alexander and two huge and perfectly matched star sapphires. when elsa is murdered and marlowe interest in solving the case becomes personal and and he sets out through a labyrinth of los angeles landmarks and including the hollywood bowl and the scatological and esoteric attractions of hollywood boulevard and and santa catalina island in pursuit of the rocks and determined to get at them before either of the two wealthy competitors. throw in cameos by mike mazurki and assorted others and the traditional dumb but sympathetic ally on the police force and and a plethora of nicely drawn character turns that provide dimension to practically all players and and despite an unfortunate title song and you have and to my mind and a thoroughly enjoyable movie experience. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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