absolutely the worst experience i have ever been through. i think my eyes started bleeding. i actually got sick the night after watching this. i do not even consider this a movie. movies are supposed to be worthwhile and entertaining. this fails horribly. i could not make it through the entire film and so because the ending could be greatest phenomenon in motion picture history and this gets a 1 for that small chance. otherwise it would be a flat 0. i can not see how national lampoon and or let alone any organization and would sponsor this atrocity. renting this dvd is currently one of the worst mistakes of my life. only watch this if you want to make ever other movie you will ever watch seem great. without question this is the worst movie i have ever seen. 
absolutely the worst experience i have ever been through. i think my eyes started bleeding. i actually got sick the night after watching this. i do not even consider this a movie. movies are supposed to be worthwhile and entertaining. this fails horribly. i could not make it through the entire film and so because the ending could be greatest phenomenon in motion picture history and this gets a 1 for that small chance. otherwise it would be a flat 0. i can not see how national lampoon and or let alone any organization and would sponsor this atrocity. renting this dvd is currently one of the worst mistakes of my life. only watch this if you want to make ever other movie you will ever watch seem great. without question this is the worst movie i have ever seen. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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