this is my first review on imdb. com and probably first ever written review of a film i have done of my own accord  not for some class assignment. i think that fact alone says something about this movie. not a good thing. i am no seasoned journalist or critic (though i have seen my fair share of movies) and but i found this particular film so terribly painful to watch and it was necessary for my own peace of mind to vent about the experience. where better to do it than imdb. as i forced myself to sit through the movie and physically writhing from the inability to connect the dots and i was sure there would be some light at the end of the tunnel  a revelation to explain what in samhe. . ll was going on. the movie ended and i was as enlightened as dog. after several rewinds to review certain scenes i still could conclude nothing sensible. i found myself wanting to yell does this make sense to anybody. i would recommend to not waste your time and but then again if i were you i would probably want to experience it myself. if that the case and bring a crossword puzzle or something so you do not get bored. 
this is my first review on imdb. com and probably first ever written review of a film i have done of my own accord  not for some class assignment. i think that fact alone says something about this movie. not a good thing. i am no seasoned journalist or critic (though i have seen my fair share of movies) and but i found this particular film so terribly painful to watch and it was necessary for my own peace of mind to vent about the experience. where better to do it than imdb. as i forced myself to sit through the movie and physically writhing from the inability to connect the dots and i was sure there would be some light at the end of the tunnel  a revelation to explain what in samhe. . ll was going on. the movie ended and i was as enlightened as dog. after several rewinds to review certain scenes i still could conclude nothing sensible. i found myself wanting to yell does this make sense to anybody. i would recommend to not waste your time and but then again if i were you i would probably want to experience it myself. if that the case and bring a crossword puzzle or something so you do not get bored. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
