the filmmakers were clearly on drugs. that the only explanation i have. how else do you explain this travesty of a jane austen adaptation. northanger abbey is a parody of a gothic novel. but this film was made as if it were a gothic novel. the bizarre music and dream sequences to me suggest drug induced hallucinations rather than a naive and innocent girl with an overactive imagination and as catherine of the novel is. the actress who played catherine just stands around bug eyed all the time. peter firth looks at least 10 years too old to play henry and he actually seemed a bit on the gay side to me. i do not see the attraction between him and catherine. john thorpe portrayal was rather odd but isabella actually wasn not that bad. but nothing could save this piece of crap movie. one more thing this film invents a character not in the book and a french friend of general tilney  and the marchioness. why exactly they added her is beyond me. must have been the drugs. she is scary looking beyond belief and with white foundation and red lips and black lines randomly painted on her face (dimples. ). you would think this would at least be entertaining in a so bad it good quality but unfortunately and it not. it just bad. 
the filmmakers were clearly on drugs. that the only explanation i have. how else do you explain this travesty of a jane austen adaptation. northanger abbey is a parody of a gothic novel. but this film was made as if it were a gothic novel. the bizarre music and dream sequences to me suggest drug induced hallucinations rather than a naive and innocent girl with an overactive imagination and as catherine of the novel is. the actress who played catherine just stands around bug eyed all the time. peter firth looks at least 10 years too old to play henry and he actually seemed a bit on the gay side to me. i do not see the attraction between him and catherine. john thorpe portrayal was rather odd but isabella actually wasn not that bad. but nothing could save this piece of crap movie. one more thing this film invents a character not in the book and a french friend of general tilney  and the marchioness. why exactly they added her is beyond me. must have been the drugs. she is scary looking beyond belief and with white foundation and red lips and black lines randomly painted on her face (dimples. ). you would think this would at least be entertaining in a so bad it good quality but unfortunately and it not. it just bad. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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