as americans and we have come to expect crapiness as par for the course when it comes to horror and unknown directors directing unknown actors acting for unknown writers. we truly expect this to suck and when they do not suck and it becomes an over night success. this is not an over night success and nor is it an over the weekend or over the month success. this blows from start to finish and my only recommendation is this represent go into this knowing it sucks and enjoy it for what it is and for what it isn not and if you have something better to do and keep this on the back way back burner. it entertaining in the way watching the elderly cross a busy street during rush hour and but do not expect much they almost never get hit by an actual car and its just a lot of hoopla. 
as americans and we have come to expect crapiness as par for the course when it comes to horror and unknown directors directing unknown actors acting for unknown writers. we truly expect this to suck and when they do not suck and it becomes an over night success. this is not an over night success and nor is it an over the weekend or over the month success. this blows from start to finish and my only recommendation is this represent go into this knowing it sucks and enjoy it for what it is and for what it isn not and if you have something better to do and keep this on the back way back burner. it entertaining in the way watching the elderly cross a busy street during rush hour and but do not expect much they almost never get hit by an actual car and its just a lot of hoopla. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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