certainly expected more after seeing the cast list and but wow. i think a first time director could have done a better job with this project and and the fact that a veteran like john buechler made it and puzzles me to no end. somehow and the budget allowed them to secure a bevy of d list actors and whom they succeeded in embarrassing for an hour and a half. the unknown actors were just plain awful and less steve wastell who does a decent job as axl. the story is so bad and that it really needs no mention. the overall production value seems standard and with some above average camera work and if you can make it through the god awful slo mo scenes and the painful person on fire sequences. i knew it would be dumb and i just had no idea how dumb and and unfortunately it time spent that can never be returned to me. i suppose if you enjoy really bad b films and this might work for you and but if you value any story at all and this one is simply dreadful. a complete waste of time. 
certainly expected more after seeing the cast list and but wow. i think a first time director could have done a better job with this project and and the fact that a veteran like john buechler made it and puzzles me to no end. somehow and the budget allowed them to secure a bevy of d list actors and whom they succeeded in embarrassing for an hour and a half. the unknown actors were just plain awful and less steve wastell who does a decent job as axl. the story is so bad and that it really needs no mention. the overall production value seems standard and with some above average camera work and if you can make it through the god awful slo mo scenes and the painful person on fire sequences. i knew it would be dumb and i just had no idea how dumb and and unfortunately it time spent that can never be returned to me. i suppose if you enjoy really bad b films and this might work for you and but if you value any story at all and this one is simply dreadful. a complete waste of time. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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