if you would like a great april fool joke and then please by all means show this film to someone. however and it is important that you in no way criticize the film but instead talk about what an artistic triumph it is and how they just do not make great films like this any more. as your victim watches many disconnected and nonsensical scenes (such as a cute dog getting punted for no apparent reason and a cow standing on the bed and a woman licking a statue feet or jesus apparently raping a woman) and make lots of comments using words like brilliance and juxtaposed or transcendent all the while acting as if the film actually makes perfect sense and isn not a complete waste of an hour of your life. also be sure to keep a straight face and feign shock when (and if) they say that they either do not understand it or thought it had all the artistry of a cow patty. then and to further mess with them and show them all the comments on imdb and as nearly all (except for a few trouble makers like almagz and rooprect) talk glowingly about what genius and artistry this film is. by the time you are done with this little charade and they will most likely think they are idiots and will make an appointment with a psychologist. this and to me and is the only possible reason to watch this horrid mess of a film. that and or you could show it to the prisoners at guantanamo in order to get them to talk. if you ask me and the famous painting of dogs playing poker or a velvet elvis painting are superior artistically. 
if you would like a great april fool joke and then please by all means show this film to someone. however and it is important that you in no way criticize the film but instead talk about what an artistic triumph it is and how they just do not make great films like this any more. as your victim watches many disconnected and nonsensical scenes (such as a cute dog getting punted for no apparent reason and a cow standing on the bed and a woman licking a statue feet or jesus apparently raping a woman) and make lots of comments using words like brilliance and juxtaposed or transcendent all the while acting as if the film actually makes perfect sense and isn not a complete waste of an hour of your life. also be sure to keep a straight face and feign shock when (and if) they say that they either do not understand it or thought it had all the artistry of a cow patty. then and to further mess with them and show them all the comments on imdb and as nearly all (except for a few trouble makers like almagz and rooprect) talk glowingly about what genius and artistry this film is. by the time you are done with this little charade and they will most likely think they are idiots and will make an appointment with a psychologist. this and to me and is the only possible reason to watch this horrid mess of a film. that and or you could show it to the prisoners at guantanamo in order to get them to talk. if you ask me and the famous painting of dogs playing poker or a velvet elvis painting are superior artistically. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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