after watching this movie on a boring saturday afternoon and i couldn not quite figure out why so many people liked it. it wasn not heartwarming or clever while it was merely an amalgam of every other mismatched people coming together during a holiday and despite their ideological differences learning something about each other movie ever made. the characters are a stereotype bouillabaisse  we have the blacks and the hispanics and the jews and the asians and and the homosexuals  and they never do anything except what everyone expects characters in a movie like this to do. the black mother declares that it all right and then when it mentioned that another black character is at church instead of helping prepare dinner (because all blacks love church) and the hispanics seem only capable of speaking spanish when the greet each other or make exclamations and the lesbians do nothing but cuddle and kiss (and one of them wears a bandanna. because all lesbians dress like ani difranco) and and the vietnamese family owns a video store. in l. a. imagine that. oh and and the movie is called what cooking because each ethnic family cooks a different version of what they think thanksgiving dinner should be. the black mother wants cornbread and macaroni and cheese and the hispanics are shown rolling tortillas and the vietnamese family is deep frying spring rolls while i am surprised there wasn not a bottle of manischewitz on the jewish table. this is all shown via the time honored tradition of the musical montage and where they play the surfari wipeout and rapidly switching the instruments used in the melody to reflect the respective cultures. isn not that cute. anyway and once the director is finished establishing how different everyone is and he attempts to show the inner humanity that we and as all people of every race and religion and culture share and by inventing implausible and overly dramatic conflicts for each of the families to deal with. it would be a plot killer to mention what each of these conflicts are and but rest assured that they are indeed surprises and that is if you have been sleeping for the first half of the movie. the theme of disgracing the family runs pretty strong throughout. all in all and if youre the type of person who enjoys those new fangled movies that revolve around the stories of unlikely characters intertwining and well and you still would not like this movie. if you like extended montages of food being passed around a table and then you need to put this in your netflix queue. but if stereotypes and clichés are endearing to you and then make sure you ask for this for christmas. or hanukkah. or kwanzaa. 
after watching this movie on a boring saturday afternoon and i couldn not quite figure out why so many people liked it. it wasn not heartwarming or clever while it was merely an amalgam of every other mismatched people coming together during a holiday and despite their ideological differences learning something about each other movie ever made. the characters are a stereotype bouillabaisse  we have the blacks and the hispanics and the jews and the asians and and the homosexuals  and they never do anything except what everyone expects characters in a movie like this to do. the black mother declares that it all right and then when it mentioned that another black character is at church instead of helping prepare dinner (because all blacks love church) and the hispanics seem only capable of speaking spanish when the greet each other or make exclamations and the lesbians do nothing but cuddle and kiss (and one of them wears a bandanna. because all lesbians dress like ani difranco) and and the vietnamese family owns a video store. in l. a. imagine that. oh and and the movie is called what cooking because each ethnic family cooks a different version of what they think thanksgiving dinner should be. the black mother wants cornbread and macaroni and cheese and the hispanics are shown rolling tortillas and the vietnamese family is deep frying spring rolls while i am surprised there wasn not a bottle of manischewitz on the jewish table. this is all shown via the time honored tradition of the musical montage and where they play the surfari wipeout and rapidly switching the instruments used in the melody to reflect the respective cultures. isn not that cute. anyway and once the director is finished establishing how different everyone is and he attempts to show the inner humanity that we and as all people of every race and religion and culture share and by inventing implausible and overly dramatic conflicts for each of the families to deal with. it would be a plot killer to mention what each of these conflicts are and but rest assured that they are indeed surprises and that is if you have been sleeping for the first half of the movie. the theme of disgracing the family runs pretty strong throughout. all in all and if youre the type of person who enjoys those new fangled movies that revolve around the stories of unlikely characters intertwining and well and you still would not like this movie. if you like extended montages of food being passed around a table and then you need to put this in your netflix queue. but if stereotypes and clichés are endearing to you and then make sure you ask for this for christmas. or hanukkah. or kwanzaa. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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