ladies and gentlemen and we have really got ourselves a winner here. actually we do not and but boy is this film an often hilarious and always entertaining horrible hoot of a stinker. poor alma (fetching julia ruiz) is suffering from an ancient mayan curse that causes lethal poisonous snakes to grow inside of her body. alma and her deranged shaman husband brujo (alby castro and who feverishly overacts with delicious eye rolling intensity) stowaway on a train that bound for los angeles. naturally and a bunch of deadly vipers get lose so they can terrorize the motley assortment of passengers. the mallachi brothers and working from an absurd script by eric fosberg and treat the ridiculous premise straight and thereby creating a wonderfully wretched piece of deliriously campy cheese. the cruddy cgi effects and the pathetically unfrightening common variety gardner snakes (there would be scary rattlesnake noises added to the soundtrack to imbue them with a faint sense of otherwise nonexistent menace) and the plodding pace and the total dearth of any tension or momentum and the obvious rickety stage bound train set and and especially the simply astonishing you gotta be kiddin me. over the top preposterous ending are all downright awesome in their very jaw dropping awfulness. better still and we also got game (if lame) acting from a no name cast and a nice smidgen of tasty gratuitous female nudity and a funky humn hiver score and and plenty of extremely gross and grotesque make up f or x. bonus points for the fact that the token irritatingly cutesy little girl gets eaten by a large reptile and for the stoner engineer who gets caught smoking crack out of a hollow light bulb (. ). an absolute gut buster of a kitsch howler. 
ladies and gentlemen and we have really got ourselves a winner here. actually we do not and but boy is this film an often hilarious and always entertaining horrible hoot of a stinker. poor alma (fetching julia ruiz) is suffering from an ancient mayan curse that causes lethal poisonous snakes to grow inside of her body. alma and her deranged shaman husband brujo (alby castro and who feverishly overacts with delicious eye rolling intensity) stowaway on a train that bound for los angeles. naturally and a bunch of deadly vipers get lose so they can terrorize the motley assortment of passengers. the mallachi brothers and working from an absurd script by eric fosberg and treat the ridiculous premise straight and thereby creating a wonderfully wretched piece of deliriously campy cheese. the cruddy cgi effects and the pathetically unfrightening common variety gardner snakes (there would be scary rattlesnake noises added to the soundtrack to imbue them with a faint sense of otherwise nonexistent menace) and the plodding pace and the total dearth of any tension or momentum and the obvious rickety stage bound train set and and especially the simply astonishing you gotta be kiddin me. over the top preposterous ending are all downright awesome in their very jaw dropping awfulness. better still and we also got game (if lame) acting from a no name cast and a nice smidgen of tasty gratuitous female nudity and a funky humn hiver score and and plenty of extremely gross and grotesque make up f or x. bonus points for the fact that the token irritatingly cutesy little girl gets eaten by a large reptile and for the stoner engineer who gets caught smoking crack out of a hollow light bulb (. ). an absolute gut buster of a kitsch howler. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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