ever watched something so awful you just have to keep watching to be sure it really is as bad as it looks. this is one of those films. it was slammed by the critics on it release and not least for the way it was funded. i caught it on tv last night and gave in to curiosity. in the event and it is what it says on the box and no more nor less represent low level humour and crudity and very much in the carry on. vein but with adult language. indeed and it harks back to the 60s/70s uk porn industry and cheating punters by promising real sex and not delivering (spot the nipple. ) that whole tawdry era is lovingly recreated here but with modern cinematography. it has the benefit of mackenzie crook (the office and pirates of the caribbean and much more) and also johnny vegas. the chip shop girl is genuinely sexy. beyond these unexpected positives and it does leave me wondering what happened to england. junk food and low paid work and council estates and desperate lives. as a bonus and there are some nice shots of leafy birmingham. foreigners might find it informative about british attitudes and aspirations. overall and though and i still feel disbelief that i sat through it. 
ever watched something so awful you just have to keep watching to be sure it really is as bad as it looks. this is one of those films. it was slammed by the critics on it release and not least for the way it was funded. i caught it on tv last night and gave in to curiosity. in the event and it is what it says on the box and no more nor less represent low level humour and crudity and very much in the carry on. vein but with adult language. indeed and it harks back to the 60s/70s uk porn industry and cheating punters by promising real sex and not delivering (spot the nipple. ) that whole tawdry era is lovingly recreated here but with modern cinematography. it has the benefit of mackenzie crook (the office and pirates of the caribbean and much more) and also johnny vegas. the chip shop girl is genuinely sexy. beyond these unexpected positives and it does leave me wondering what happened to england. junk food and low paid work and council estates and desperate lives. as a bonus and there are some nice shots of leafy birmingham. foreigners might find it informative about british attitudes and aspirations. overall and though and i still feel disbelief that i sat through it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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