i love dissing this movie. my peers always try their best to defend it and probably out of love for quentin tarantino or harvey keitel and but they will never convince me that this one should be treasured. here some huge reasons why represent a represent the plot goes from kidnapping road trip movie to vampire inhabited strip bar slasher flick with no set up whatsoever. suddenly something very real turns into something very fake and which is like sitting the audience down to a thanksgiving feast then exploding it with dynamite. b represent that untalented juliette lewis is in it. c represent preposterous ideas abound such as actual torso and leg guitars and brothers with the last name gecko and bad vampire make up jobs and cheech marin playing three characters (. ) and and a crotch based gun that only fires when erect and belongs to a guy who goes by sex machine. if robert rodriguez do not pathetically try to be so innovative with his violence and i might have had fun with this obvious popcorn flick. the whole project like he got the ideas by playing with action figures. the only thing even close to being considered my favorite scene is george clooney laugh out loud cheesy monologue after he kills his blood sucking and horny for children and terrible acting brother. i swear i think they thought it up right then and there. this movie out to offend and and ends up offending those who want the offensive. horrible movie. 
i love dissing this movie. my peers always try their best to defend it and probably out of love for quentin tarantino or harvey keitel and but they will never convince me that this one should be treasured. here some huge reasons why represent a represent the plot goes from kidnapping road trip movie to vampire inhabited strip bar slasher flick with no set up whatsoever. suddenly something very real turns into something very fake and which is like sitting the audience down to a thanksgiving feast then exploding it with dynamite. b represent that untalented juliette lewis is in it. c represent preposterous ideas abound such as actual torso and leg guitars and brothers with the last name gecko and bad vampire make up jobs and cheech marin playing three characters (. ) and and a crotch based gun that only fires when erect and belongs to a guy who goes by sex machine. if robert rodriguez do not pathetically try to be so innovative with his violence and i might have had fun with this obvious popcorn flick. the whole project like he got the ideas by playing with action figures. the only thing even close to being considered my favorite scene is george clooney laugh out loud cheesy monologue after he kills his blood sucking and horny for children and terrible acting brother. i swear i think they thought it up right then and there. this movie out to offend and and ends up offending those who want the offensive. horrible movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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