john candy and eugene levy star as inept security guards who chase down a big time mobster. inept is truly the right word for this alleged comedy. a few laughs but mostly groans and thoughts to yourself like why am i watching this cp. yes that is meg ryan in this too. which i am sure she doesnt want to be reminded of. a waste of a talented cast. on a scale of one to ten . 0. 
john candy and eugene levy star as inept security guards who chase down a big time mobster. inept is truly the right word for this alleged comedy. a few laughs but mostly groans and thoughts to yourself like why am i watching this cp. yes that is meg ryan in this too. which i am sure she doesnt want to be reminded of. a waste of a talented cast. on a scale of one to ten . 0. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
