there isn not enough space to explain the many ways this movie is a disappointing mess. silly special effects and an incomprehensible plot are the least of this movie problems. the film looks like it was conceived in the mid eighties and just stewed until it could finally be made in the early nineties. the mullet headed hero and (complete with fashionable miami vice three days shadow beard) and the ham fisted slams at ronald reagan and it would be funny if it do not take itself so seriously. as it is and the movie is just pathetic. i actually feel sorry for the poor actresses who wasted their fine nude scenes in this awful movie. 
there isn not enough space to explain the many ways this movie is a disappointing mess. silly special effects and an incomprehensible plot are the least of this movie problems. the film looks like it was conceived in the mid eighties and just stewed until it could finally be made in the early nineties. the mullet headed hero and (complete with fashionable miami vice three days shadow beard) and the ham fisted slams at ronald reagan and it would be funny if it do not take itself so seriously. as it is and the movie is just pathetic. i actually feel sorry for the poor actresses who wasted their fine nude scenes in this awful movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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