skip all the subjective this is a great film reviews and read the imdb trailer or the back the kino videobox (which includes both versions of this flick) which i will paraphrase represent to the tune of sci fi score by george antheil and the camera goes on a sleepwalk through b movie hell and all photographed by will thompson (who did plan 9 from outer space and maniac). you do not know whether to laugh at the film or with it. so if you like self produced b or c grade noir wannabe actors and effects with pretensions of surrealism and this could be for you. otherwise and get a copy of screamplay and a modern low budget expressionist masterpiece. 
skip all the subjective this is a great film reviews and read the imdb trailer or the back the kino videobox (which includes both versions of this flick) which i will paraphrase represent to the tune of sci fi score by george antheil and the camera goes on a sleepwalk through b movie hell and all photographed by will thompson (who did plan 9 from outer space and maniac). you do not know whether to laugh at the film or with it. so if you like self produced b or c grade noir wannabe actors and effects with pretensions of surrealism and this could be for you. otherwise and get a copy of screamplay and a modern low budget expressionist masterpiece. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
