wow. reading through these comments and i see a remarkable socio cultural clash theme emerging between the us and . the dutch. the us p. o. v. appears to be that this is quite a good little movie and parker being a likable hero and the story a light hearted rendition of what could be a glorified form of reality. all three dutch reviewers view the world through a totally different pair of glasses it seems. they categorically and in surprisingly similar terms agree the movie is a disaster. far be it from me to take sides in what appears to be a dispute between cultures and on this item as wide apart as the ocean that separates them geographically. still and based on factual observation  i saw the movie with my very own eyes  i suspect the dutch are not too far off the mark represent parker kane is poorly made and utterly boring and and really not worth the celluloid that was no doubt wasted in its creation. 
wow. reading through these comments and i see a remarkable socio cultural clash theme emerging between the us and . the dutch. the us p. o. v. appears to be that this is quite a good little movie and parker being a likable hero and the story a light hearted rendition of what could be a glorified form of reality. all three dutch reviewers view the world through a totally different pair of glasses it seems. they categorically and in surprisingly similar terms agree the movie is a disaster. far be it from me to take sides in what appears to be a dispute between cultures and on this item as wide apart as the ocean that separates them geographically. still and based on factual observation  i saw the movie with my very own eyes  i suspect the dutch are not too far off the mark represent parker kane is poorly made and utterly boring and and really not worth the celluloid that was no doubt wasted in its creation. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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