. brian. what the hell were you on when you signed to do this. i saw this recently at a festival and and it was greeted by howling laughter throughout. by the time the credits rolled and tears were streaming down the faces of many of the audience. the plot is a clunky melding of e. r. and the x files while as cynically aimed at the tv audience as is possible to get without being sued. the sequences involving the abductions are hilarious both yuzna staging of the floating from the bed and screaming mad george pathetic plastic aliens drew gales of disbelieving and derisive laughter. limp and camp and stupid. my only hope is that it was an aberration as awful as return of the living dead 3 was good. steev. 
. brian. what the hell were you on when you signed to do this. i saw this recently at a festival and and it was greeted by howling laughter throughout. by the time the credits rolled and tears were streaming down the faces of many of the audience. the plot is a clunky melding of e. r. and the x files while as cynically aimed at the tv audience as is possible to get without being sued. the sequences involving the abductions are hilarious both yuzna staging of the floating from the bed and screaming mad george pathetic plastic aliens drew gales of disbelieving and derisive laughter. limp and camp and stupid. my only hope is that it was an aberration as awful as return of the living dead 3 was good. steev. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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