i do not know what to expect when i rented this widescreen dvd. i knew it had a cult following but i had also seen a lot of the director later works which although delightfully gory were also pretty much incoherent. dont torture a duckling actually had a linear storyline and a mystery that kept me guessing almost until the end. and after all was said and done and it was a genuinely unsettling and creepy experience. one major caveat represent i would much rather have heard the original soundtrack and read english subtitles than the uneven dubbing found here. 
i do not know what to expect when i rented this widescreen dvd. i knew it had a cult following but i had also seen a lot of the director later works which although delightfully gory were also pretty much incoherent. dont torture a duckling actually had a linear storyline and a mystery that kept me guessing almost until the end. and after all was said and done and it was a genuinely unsettling and creepy experience. one major caveat represent i would much rather have heard the original soundtrack and read english subtitles than the uneven dubbing found here. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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