this is my first almodavar film. i will confess we chose it mainly because we knew this had the enticing prospect of antonio banderas in gay sex scenes. unfortunately and that is about all that this film has to recommend it. i consider myself a fairly sophisticated viewer and i like european films and art films and and i am generally able to recognize a quality film even if it is not to my particular taste. but this film was a complete blank to me. the plot was ridiculous and the characters lifeless and the box called it a hilarious comedy but i do not laugh once. loosly and awkwardly constructed and with a lot of pointless dialogue. i do not get this at all  it seems like an amateurish effort. can someone enlighten me. 
this is my first almodavar film. i will confess we chose it mainly because we knew this had the enticing prospect of antonio banderas in gay sex scenes. unfortunately and that is about all that this film has to recommend it. i consider myself a fairly sophisticated viewer and i like european films and art films and and i am generally able to recognize a quality film even if it is not to my particular taste. but this film was a complete blank to me. the plot was ridiculous and the characters lifeless and the box called it a hilarious comedy but i do not laugh once. loosly and awkwardly constructed and with a lot of pointless dialogue. i do not get this at all  it seems like an amateurish effort. can someone enlighten me. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
