against my own better judgment i went to see this film today and and god i wish i hadn not. awful. the first avp film looks like a classic compared to this and it that bad. these guys actually make paul ws anderson look like a master storyteller. in fact and this is what i would expect an alien and or or predator film to look like if it was made by uwe boll. this movie actually offended me and and lord only knows what would transpire if ridley scott or hr giger were ever forced to watch this piece of crap. i can not understand how any fan of either franchise could like this film. truly i do not know where to begin. i mean and the first avp was poop and but it at least a semi interesting story and setting and and occasionally some genuine tension. it do not take itself overly seriously and it could at least be semi enjoyed on a purely leave your brain at home basis. but this one and it felt to me as though the people behind it thought they were making the next horror masterpiece. one after the other was a contrived uspenseful scene in a dark room or corridor with creepy music playing and essentially bashing you over the head saying be scared now. as james cameron once said and you can not be told to be scared and you can only have your own senses heightened. the guys that made this film obviously weren not paying attention because they tried everything in the book to force you to be scared rather than letting you come to that level yourself. it a cliché for internet nerds to say god and i was so bored from this movie and felt like leaving and well this is exactly how i felt and even in the middle of the action scenes. they took this film totally seriously and which removed any possibility of enjoyment. even the gag about how governments do not lie to their people was played without a hint of irony. as for the characters and i knew going in that the human characters were going to be completely pointless to this film but seriously if theyre going to be on screen at least have them doing something that is relevant to the story. i do not care about this guy being beaten up by his dreamgirl boyfriend and i do not care about the mother who own daughter doesn not even know her and boo hoo. (a pair of night vision goggles for a present. give me a break. ) or the released criminal just trying to make a decent living and set an example for his brother and what a guy. hell and even the obligatory hot chick in panties moment was more contrived than usual. i get the feeling they expected the audience to be so shocked at the ending and as well as seeing chestbursters come out of kids and expectant mothers being raped and the like and that that would make up for everything. i do not think so. then we move onto the stars of the film and and again very little to write home about. were the aliens well designed. i do not have a clue because you can never see the damn things. all you see is one of a mouth and a head and a tail or a really dodgy cg outline climbing a wall and and barely enough to actually process that it is in fact an alien before mr i cut marilyn manson and nin music videos and think i will do the same thing here editor goes at it with the slice tool. also and notice how hack action directors always set their films at night and in the rain. hmmmm. the predator could have been fighting giant sea monkeys for all we knew. yes and the predator was more impressive this time around and and i did think some of the new weaponry was cool and but that was about it. also and since when does a predator sound like a dinosaur from the lost world. there were a couple of things that i kinda liked though. one was the use of sound effects and music from the original films (i also giggled a little bit at get to the chopper. ) and although other references were stupid (the main character name being dallas and give me a break). i also liked the visual fx for the predator vision and as well as how the hybrid alien looked (certainly beat the one from resurrection). but really and those are the only positive things. overall i found this movie inane and pointless and insulting and above all else offensive to the vision of the original creators of both creatures. that they have left the door open for another one leaves me almost depressed. if they had any decency they would remove dan obannon and ron schusett and hr giger from the credits of this film. they have done nothing to deserve this. 
against my own better judgment i went to see this film today and and god i wish i hadn not. awful. the first avp film looks like a classic compared to this and it that bad. these guys actually make paul ws anderson look like a master storyteller. in fact and this is what i would expect an alien and or or predator film to look like if it was made by uwe boll. this movie actually offended me and and lord only knows what would transpire if ridley scott or hr giger were ever forced to watch this piece of crap. i can not understand how any fan of either franchise could like this film. truly i do not know where to begin. i mean and the first avp was poop and but it at least a semi interesting story and setting and and occasionally some genuine tension. it do not take itself overly seriously and it could at least be semi enjoyed on a purely leave your brain at home basis. but this one and it felt to me as though the people behind it thought they were making the next horror masterpiece. one after the other was a contrived uspenseful scene in a dark room or corridor with creepy music playing and essentially bashing you over the head saying be scared now. as james cameron once said and you can not be told to be scared and you can only have your own senses heightened. the guys that made this film obviously weren not paying attention because they tried everything in the book to force you to be scared rather than letting you come to that level yourself. it a cliché for internet nerds to say god and i was so bored from this movie and felt like leaving and well this is exactly how i felt and even in the middle of the action scenes. they took this film totally seriously and which removed any possibility of enjoyment. even the gag about how governments do not lie to their people was played without a hint of irony. as for the characters and i knew going in that the human characters were going to be completely pointless to this film but seriously if theyre going to be on screen at least have them doing something that is relevant to the story. i do not care about this guy being beaten up by his dreamgirl boyfriend and i do not care about the mother who own daughter doesn not even know her and boo hoo. (a pair of night vision goggles for a present. give me a break. ) or the released criminal just trying to make a decent living and set an example for his brother and what a guy. hell and even the obligatory hot chick in panties moment was more contrived than usual. i get the feeling they expected the audience to be so shocked at the ending and as well as seeing chestbursters come out of kids and expectant mothers being raped and the like and that that would make up for everything. i do not think so. then we move onto the stars of the film and and again very little to write home about. were the aliens well designed. i do not have a clue because you can never see the damn things. all you see is one of a mouth and a head and a tail or a really dodgy cg outline climbing a wall and and barely enough to actually process that it is in fact an alien before mr i cut marilyn manson and nin music videos and think i will do the same thing here editor goes at it with the slice tool. also and notice how hack action directors always set their films at night and in the rain. hmmmm. the predator could have been fighting giant sea monkeys for all we knew. yes and the predator was more impressive this time around and and i did think some of the new weaponry was cool and but that was about it. also and since when does a predator sound like a dinosaur from the lost world. there were a couple of things that i kinda liked though. one was the use of sound effects and music from the original films (i also giggled a little bit at get to the chopper. ) and although other references were stupid (the main character name being dallas and give me a break). i also liked the visual fx for the predator vision and as well as how the hybrid alien looked (certainly beat the one from resurrection). but really and those are the only positive things. overall i found this movie inane and pointless and insulting and above all else offensive to the vision of the original creators of both creatures. that they have left the door open for another one leaves me almost depressed. if they had any decency they would remove dan obannon and ron schusett and hr giger from the credits of this film. they have done nothing to deserve this. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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