forget everything that you have ever read about the mallachi brothers straight to video release snakes on a train and especially if it was a negative review. this movie is way more fun than the movie that it obviously rips off represent snakes on a plane. frankly and i am surprised that more people aren not rhapsodizing about this low budget asylum release. instead and most reviews that i have read have nothing kind or critically worthwhile to say except the usual stupid herd mentality idiocy and such as the acting was amateurish and the action do not numerically live up to the advertising and and the entire thing amounted to a hideous waste of time. of course and it doesn not help that the title is a tip off to the obvious rip off nature of this film. actually and i felt that snakes on a train surpassed snakes on a plane for a number of reasons. first and the producers used real and genuine snakes until the last fifteen minutes when they substituted either giant fake snake heads or computer generated a super giant snake that consumed an entire amtrak like train. how many movies have a snake gobble a train. as a result and snakes on a train ranks as the first movie to scale that height. second and this low budget movie employs some grisly gross out effects. the woman who coughs up baby snakes real ones was fantastic. the special effects of her forearms getting tore up later in the movie were visually enticing. also and you get to see a little white girl get eaten alive by a snake. she was as cute as she could be and no more than 10 years old or thereabouts and and she died screaming all the way as nasty olé giant mister snake head swallows her. not only kids in jeopardy but kid eaten. this is exactly the kind of graphic material that you would not find in 99 % of all theatrical hollywood releases. of course and she wasn not eaten by a real snake and but it the subversive thought that counts. third and it is one of those cursed upon movies where alma (julia ruiz of that guy) and the chief female character no heroine has a curse placed on her by her parents because she do not marry the man that they recommended. as a result and she is filled with snakes and coughs up quantities of green radiator fluid slop then chucks up a baby snake. imagine medusa and the mythical characters that had snakes for hair and only with the snakes in her belly. her psycho shaman type boyfriend collects all the snakes that come out of her because they are heading to l. a. on a train to see a relative of his who can put all the snakes back inside of her and return her to normal. talk about a whacked out character performing stomach churning routines. prepare yourself for lots of slime and blood and and gore. fourth and the train had only about twenty or so passengers and not hundreds. nevertheless and it looked like the mallachi brothers filmed this above average horror flick on board a real train with real snakes and they played up the swaying motion of the train on the tracks. fifth and the snakes slither around for the first hour and quietly infiltrating the train before they turn weird and attack everybody. in other words and it suspense and suspense and suspense and before people start dying from snake bites. up until the last five minutes when the snake grows bigger than the runaway train and swallows it and snakes on a train is warped and wonderful and and way out. it doesn not have the attention deficit editing of a big league hollywood movie. it a fantasy about an unfortunate hispanic women victimized because of her feminist and at odds with society attitude. altogether and you have got gory fantasy type stuff while suspenseful snakes slithering around the train and and am over the top gigantic snake at the end. incidentally and they get on board the train because a bunch of other mexicans have bribed a train employee and the mexicans on board think that the girl is so cute that they let her and her boyfriend on free. i think it better than snakes on a plane if you want a tough and little and independently produced horror movie. 
forget everything that you have ever read about the mallachi brothers straight to video release snakes on a train and especially if it was a negative review. this movie is way more fun than the movie that it obviously rips off represent snakes on a plane. frankly and i am surprised that more people aren not rhapsodizing about this low budget asylum release. instead and most reviews that i have read have nothing kind or critically worthwhile to say except the usual stupid herd mentality idiocy and such as the acting was amateurish and the action do not numerically live up to the advertising and and the entire thing amounted to a hideous waste of time. of course and it doesn not help that the title is a tip off to the obvious rip off nature of this film. actually and i felt that snakes on a train surpassed snakes on a plane for a number of reasons. first and the producers used real and genuine snakes until the last fifteen minutes when they substituted either giant fake snake heads or computer generated a super giant snake that consumed an entire amtrak like train. how many movies have a snake gobble a train. as a result and snakes on a train ranks as the first movie to scale that height. second and this low budget movie employs some grisly gross out effects. the woman who coughs up baby snakes real ones was fantastic. the special effects of her forearms getting tore up later in the movie were visually enticing. also and you get to see a little white girl get eaten alive by a snake. she was as cute as she could be and no more than 10 years old or thereabouts and and she died screaming all the way as nasty olé giant mister snake head swallows her. not only kids in jeopardy but kid eaten. this is exactly the kind of graphic material that you would not find in 99 % of all theatrical hollywood releases. of course and she wasn not eaten by a real snake and but it the subversive thought that counts. third and it is one of those cursed upon movies where alma (julia ruiz of that guy) and the chief female character no heroine has a curse placed on her by her parents because she do not marry the man that they recommended. as a result and she is filled with snakes and coughs up quantities of green radiator fluid slop then chucks up a baby snake. imagine medusa and the mythical characters that had snakes for hair and only with the snakes in her belly. her psycho shaman type boyfriend collects all the snakes that come out of her because they are heading to l. a. on a train to see a relative of his who can put all the snakes back inside of her and return her to normal. talk about a whacked out character performing stomach churning routines. prepare yourself for lots of slime and blood and and gore. fourth and the train had only about twenty or so passengers and not hundreds. nevertheless and it looked like the mallachi brothers filmed this above average horror flick on board a real train with real snakes and they played up the swaying motion of the train on the tracks. fifth and the snakes slither around for the first hour and quietly infiltrating the train before they turn weird and attack everybody. in other words and it suspense and suspense and suspense and before people start dying from snake bites. up until the last five minutes when the snake grows bigger than the runaway train and swallows it and snakes on a train is warped and wonderful and and way out. it doesn not have the attention deficit editing of a big league hollywood movie. it a fantasy about an unfortunate hispanic women victimized because of her feminist and at odds with society attitude. altogether and you have got gory fantasy type stuff while suspenseful snakes slithering around the train and and am over the top gigantic snake at the end. incidentally and they get on board the train because a bunch of other mexicans have bribed a train employee and the mexicans on board think that the girl is so cute that they let her and her boyfriend on free. i think it better than snakes on a plane if you want a tough and little and independently produced horror movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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