irwin allen and past master of cinematic schlock and pulled out all the stops in voyage to the bottom of the sea. a badly aged walter pidgeon and who actually may have been dead when he played this role and is the commander of an atomic submarine that must be the size of the empire state building. every room is gigantic and some even appear to have no ceilings. you could bowl and hold a formal ball simultaneously in some of these rooms. the sub and called the seaview and is on its maiden run when all hell breaks loose represent the van allen radiation belt catches fire and the seaview must launch a missile into the belt by a certain time or the world will go down in global warming flames. along for the ride are a bunch of truly terrible character actors and many borrowed from tv. this makes them tv hack tors. the worst is probably that poor man stella stevens and barbara eden and as a naval secretary and squeezed into too tight clothes and sporting high heels and acting like she appearing in a beach party flick. maybe that because frankie avalon is also along for the ride. a badly aged joan fontaine and almost unrecognizable here and plays a visiting doctor with a big bad secret and but in truth who cares. voyage is a truly bad movie obviously made for small children and but what child is going to sit still for endless shots of a miniature seaview model moving over and over again from right to left across the screen in what is obviously a studio tank. there is not one scene where we believe these folks are actually aboard a sub. when the seaview shakes and the actors fling themselves about and sometimes in opposite directions to one another. just like on the good old star trek tv series and when the bridge shakes. if i remember correctly and not one fish or sea creature is seen  except for an octopus that momentarily latches onto the sub and a nod to 20 and 000 leagues under the sea. the octopus and if it was real and was probably about a foot long and it shows. worse and when folks are standing at the seaview glass nose and the ocean they are supposedly watching is obviously a closeup involving an unseen air hose spouting bubbles and probably filmed in a fish tank. you have never seen bigger bubbles in your life. you would think these bubbles alone would smash the damned sub to pieces. sadly and a badly aged peter lorre is also along for the ride. near the end and when the missile is entering the flaming belt and lorre is seen enthusiastically congratulating pidgeon while everyone else is still waiting for their cue to start shaking hands and embracing one another in victory. a one take scene if i have ever seen one. what a stinker. it not even good for a laugh. stick with silent running. 
irwin allen and past master of cinematic schlock and pulled out all the stops in voyage to the bottom of the sea. a badly aged walter pidgeon and who actually may have been dead when he played this role and is the commander of an atomic submarine that must be the size of the empire state building. every room is gigantic and some even appear to have no ceilings. you could bowl and hold a formal ball simultaneously in some of these rooms. the sub and called the seaview and is on its maiden run when all hell breaks loose represent the van allen radiation belt catches fire and the seaview must launch a missile into the belt by a certain time or the world will go down in global warming flames. along for the ride are a bunch of truly terrible character actors and many borrowed from tv. this makes them tv hack tors. the worst is probably that poor man stella stevens and barbara eden and as a naval secretary and squeezed into too tight clothes and sporting high heels and acting like she appearing in a beach party flick. maybe that because frankie avalon is also along for the ride. a badly aged joan fontaine and almost unrecognizable here and plays a visiting doctor with a big bad secret and but in truth who cares. voyage is a truly bad movie obviously made for small children and but what child is going to sit still for endless shots of a miniature seaview model moving over and over again from right to left across the screen in what is obviously a studio tank. there is not one scene where we believe these folks are actually aboard a sub. when the seaview shakes and the actors fling themselves about and sometimes in opposite directions to one another. just like on the good old star trek tv series and when the bridge shakes. if i remember correctly and not one fish or sea creature is seen  except for an octopus that momentarily latches onto the sub and a nod to 20 and 000 leagues under the sea. the octopus and if it was real and was probably about a foot long and it shows. worse and when folks are standing at the seaview glass nose and the ocean they are supposedly watching is obviously a closeup involving an unseen air hose spouting bubbles and probably filmed in a fish tank. you have never seen bigger bubbles in your life. you would think these bubbles alone would smash the damned sub to pieces. sadly and a badly aged peter lorre is also along for the ride. near the end and when the missile is entering the flaming belt and lorre is seen enthusiastically congratulating pidgeon while everyone else is still waiting for their cue to start shaking hands and embracing one another in victory. a one take scene if i have ever seen one. what a stinker. it not even good for a laugh. stick with silent running. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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