i was watching this movie and getting increasingly bored with the silly plot that was going nowhere and when suddenly and the story takes a surreal turn for the worse and has an actor playing herself. oh how i guffawed. because it sooooo funny and isn not it. we know julia roberts is playing the character of tess and and here they are and in the film and cracking the joke that the character of tess looks a bit like julia roberts. so julia plays someone impersonating julia. how well she does this and we will never know and because 99. 999% of the audience do not actually know julia roberts personally (and reading about her in hello magazine doesn not count). and then bruce willis turns up. apparently and he julia roberts best friend. well and he is in the film. how would i know whether or not bruce willis and julia roberts even know each other. i am not in the least bit interested in the personal lives of actors  i just pay my money and expect them to do the job theyre paid to do. anyway they start cracking jokes about the plot twist in the film where willis (rather unconvincingly) plays a psychiatrist. the one with the little kid in it. you know the one. i do not and i have forgotten what it called. willis even drops in a comment about how well that film did at the box office  how modest of you mr willis. the problem is that and not only are these scenes pointless and horribly horribly self indulgent and it also remind us and the viewers and that were simply watching a bunch of actors strutting around and getting paid vast sums of money for very little effort. you see and when i see a movie and i want to suspend disbelief and forget that i am watching actors  i want to believe in the story i am watching. when you start pulling the scenery down and mid movie and you simply ruin the illusion for me. you know that a tv series has jumped the shark when it starts introducing celebrities and playing themselves (stand up and be counted the simpsons and friends and etc. ) and but this is the first time i have seen a movie jump the shark. i usually stay away from movies like that (e. g. scary movie and the naked gun and etc. ). the trouble is and i honestly never thought the ocean 11 films would go in this direction. what a shame. so with suspension of disbelief thrown out the window and and the plot now languishing in the movie then cracks the most wicked joke of all on the audience  the heist actually happened way back in the story and and the final 90 minutes or so of the film was pointless posturing. yes and that right represent steven soderwhatsit and his actor friends all get up and point at us the audience and say and ha haaa. you have all been had. thanks for your money. then they give us the single fingered salute. well and right back at you. i do not actually pay to see this movie. i downloaded the dvd for nothing. how dya like them apples. now thats a plot twist. 
i was watching this movie and getting increasingly bored with the silly plot that was going nowhere and when suddenly and the story takes a surreal turn for the worse and has an actor playing herself. oh how i guffawed. because it sooooo funny and isn not it. we know julia roberts is playing the character of tess and and here they are and in the film and cracking the joke that the character of tess looks a bit like julia roberts. so julia plays someone impersonating julia. how well she does this and we will never know and because 99. 999% of the audience do not actually know julia roberts personally (and reading about her in hello magazine doesn not count). and then bruce willis turns up. apparently and he julia roberts best friend. well and he is in the film. how would i know whether or not bruce willis and julia roberts even know each other. i am not in the least bit interested in the personal lives of actors  i just pay my money and expect them to do the job theyre paid to do. anyway they start cracking jokes about the plot twist in the film where willis (rather unconvincingly) plays a psychiatrist. the one with the little kid in it. you know the one. i do not and i have forgotten what it called. willis even drops in a comment about how well that film did at the box office  how modest of you mr willis. the problem is that and not only are these scenes pointless and horribly horribly self indulgent and it also remind us and the viewers and that were simply watching a bunch of actors strutting around and getting paid vast sums of money for very little effort. you see and when i see a movie and i want to suspend disbelief and forget that i am watching actors  i want to believe in the story i am watching. when you start pulling the scenery down and mid movie and you simply ruin the illusion for me. you know that a tv series has jumped the shark when it starts introducing celebrities and playing themselves (stand up and be counted the simpsons and friends and etc. ) and but this is the first time i have seen a movie jump the shark. i usually stay away from movies like that (e. g. scary movie and the naked gun and etc. ). the trouble is and i honestly never thought the ocean 11 films would go in this direction. what a shame. so with suspension of disbelief thrown out the window and and the plot now languishing in the movie then cracks the most wicked joke of all on the audience  the heist actually happened way back in the story and and the final 90 minutes or so of the film was pointless posturing. yes and that right represent steven soderwhatsit and his actor friends all get up and point at us the audience and say and ha haaa. you have all been had. thanks for your money. then they give us the single fingered salute. well and right back at you. i do not actually pay to see this movie. i downloaded the dvd for nothing. how dya like them apples. now thats a plot twist. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
