rarely does one find a movie so bad that it achieves the often sought paradigm of having so little redeeming value that that alone makes it worth watching. cyclone and i am happy to report and is such a film. i knew i was in for something good as soon as i found the videotape. i am at least its fourth owner represent it has a used movie sale. $9. 95 sticker on the front and and a yard sale sticker for one dollar. i picked it up at a thrift store for fifty cents. the used movie sale. sticker covers much of the front cover artwork and meaning that what i see is a truly odd blended still of the front of the cyclone super bike and a car flipping over on fire and and heather thomas and wearing flouncy eighties hair with her mouth open in an expression that says and i ave a ooth ache. i saw that and thought and all right. the case and honestly and was enough (with nowhere to turn and no one to trust and teri is plunged headlong into a maze of danger and deceit) and but i surprised myself by actually getting around to watching it. i always make time for the really bad films. that fight club tape can wait. meet teri. teri is a stunningly well crafted character and as we can tell from her introduction and in which she and her friend do exercises that highlight her breasts and and later and her legwarmers. then teri goes off to hook up with her boyfriend for the evening that goes horribly wrong. before she knows it and teri is driven straight into a web of deadly double crosses in cyclone. the vhs box tells it like it is. left out of the box summary  perhaps out of some faint hope that actual copies of this film would be sold  is how awful the acting is. it might have been just me and but i kept thinking i could read the characters thoughts through their eyes. this is dumb and thinks heather thomas. i know and thinks bad guy with too wide mouth. a driving force (no pun intended) for the second half of this epic picture are the car chases. those were actually pretty good and although i am inclined that gasoline doesn not need coaching on how to explode. what really impressed me is that and in all the chases and the streets were pretty much empty. it like there are only twenty people in this huge city. i know what youre thinking. youre thinking and gee wilikers. i have to see this movie. the sad thing and though and is that you can not find it. oh no. cyclone is a film that finds you. just wait. some day  perhaps during lunch and perhaps late in the evening and perhaps when military scientist jeffery combs (re animator)is murdered by hired assassins  you will hear the rustle of legwarmers and and know that it is time. 
rarely does one find a movie so bad that it achieves the often sought paradigm of having so little redeeming value that that alone makes it worth watching. cyclone and i am happy to report and is such a film. i knew i was in for something good as soon as i found the videotape. i am at least its fourth owner represent it has a used movie sale. $9. 95 sticker on the front and and a yard sale sticker for one dollar. i picked it up at a thrift store for fifty cents. the used movie sale. sticker covers much of the front cover artwork and meaning that what i see is a truly odd blended still of the front of the cyclone super bike and a car flipping over on fire and and heather thomas and wearing flouncy eighties hair with her mouth open in an expression that says and i ave a ooth ache. i saw that and thought and all right. the case and honestly and was enough (with nowhere to turn and no one to trust and teri is plunged headlong into a maze of danger and deceit) and but i surprised myself by actually getting around to watching it. i always make time for the really bad films. that fight club tape can wait. meet teri. teri is a stunningly well crafted character and as we can tell from her introduction and in which she and her friend do exercises that highlight her breasts and and later and her legwarmers. then teri goes off to hook up with her boyfriend for the evening that goes horribly wrong. before she knows it and teri is driven straight into a web of deadly double crosses in cyclone. the vhs box tells it like it is. left out of the box summary  perhaps out of some faint hope that actual copies of this film would be sold  is how awful the acting is. it might have been just me and but i kept thinking i could read the characters thoughts through their eyes. this is dumb and thinks heather thomas. i know and thinks bad guy with too wide mouth. a driving force (no pun intended) for the second half of this epic picture are the car chases. those were actually pretty good and although i am inclined that gasoline doesn not need coaching on how to explode. what really impressed me is that and in all the chases and the streets were pretty much empty. it like there are only twenty people in this huge city. i know what youre thinking. youre thinking and gee wilikers. i have to see this movie. the sad thing and though and is that you can not find it. oh no. cyclone is a film that finds you. just wait. some day  perhaps during lunch and perhaps late in the evening and perhaps when military scientist jeffery combs (re animator)is murdered by hired assassins  you will hear the rustle of legwarmers and and know that it is time. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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