ok and so the following review is more of a synopsis more so than really containing any spoilers and but better safe than sorry so as to avoid being blacklisted and right. right. consider yourselves officially warned and and read on. in this parody or tribute to the greatest time in horror movie history  the 1980  a group of stupid teens are getting together to host a seance in the house of the notorious murder mcgee and who butchered his entire family a few years back and buried them in the back yard. as i am sure you can guess and things go from bad to worse faster than you can say where the beef. and in typical 80 horror movie fashion the deaths are bloody and the dialogue is cheesy and and beautiful women are taking off their clothes every chance they get. good times. no clique or 80 horror movie clichéd characterizations are left unrepresented here. in fact and no stone was left unturned at all  we have the cool hero and his innocent girlfriend and the goth chick and the tough thug (think john bender) and the hot blonde who keeps losing her shirt and the shy dork in love with the hot blonde that keeps losing her shirt and a couple of gorgeous half naked lesbians and and two big geeks. as you can plainly see and the cast is pretty big. usually and larger casts are where things can fall apart quickly and with one or two sour apples buggering up the whole barrel. not in this case though. not a single cast member left me disappointed. the acting was very well done. everyone from the cool hero in his thriller jacket played by jovan meredith to the grooovy goth chick played by renee dorian to geeks one and two played by cory assink and jonathan brett  they all played it straight and brought their a game and and knocked it out of the park. if youre a fan of gary and wyatt in weird science and you will immediately fall in love with the geeks. director or co writer jeff c. smith is a guy to watch for in the future and trust me on this. if this is what he can do with a low budget and there are nothing but good things ahead for him when he gets more money for future projects. the characters were dead on while the atmosphere was perfect while the laughs were huge while the blood flowed and and squirted and and sprayed beautifully  it was just like watching a horror movie from the 1980 . call this one the breakfast club meets night of the demons. the tag line says it all and and says it honestly  excessive violence while gratuitous nudity while zero budget  no false advertising here and folks. as fans of this genre and we have to look to the indies and support these hard working folks who are busting their humps out there bringing us original tales and lest we forever get stuck in a world filled with big studio watered down pg 13 horror or pointless remakes like the hitcher. no and thank you  no more of that for me. in closing and i honestly have to say that stupid teenagers must die. is by far one of the best indie flicks i have gotten the pleasure of watching this year. it a bloody good time and and holds up on repeat viewings. from the dialogue to the characters to the wardrobe. even the closing love theme over the end credits (which if that doesn not bring back fits of laughter recalling mid 80 power ballads by reo speedwagon  over pronounced r on every word starting with the letter r  then i will eat my dvd right now). bottom line is and if youre a fan of 80 horror or horror in general and no more hesitation  this flick deserves to be in your collection. 
ok and so the following review is more of a synopsis more so than really containing any spoilers and but better safe than sorry so as to avoid being blacklisted and right. right. consider yourselves officially warned and and read on. in this parody or tribute to the greatest time in horror movie history  the 1980  a group of stupid teens are getting together to host a seance in the house of the notorious murder mcgee and who butchered his entire family a few years back and buried them in the back yard. as i am sure you can guess and things go from bad to worse faster than you can say where the beef. and in typical 80 horror movie fashion the deaths are bloody and the dialogue is cheesy and and beautiful women are taking off their clothes every chance they get. good times. no clique or 80 horror movie clichéd characterizations are left unrepresented here. in fact and no stone was left unturned at all  we have the cool hero and his innocent girlfriend and the goth chick and the tough thug (think john bender) and the hot blonde who keeps losing her shirt and the shy dork in love with the hot blonde that keeps losing her shirt and a couple of gorgeous half naked lesbians and and two big geeks. as you can plainly see and the cast is pretty big. usually and larger casts are where things can fall apart quickly and with one or two sour apples buggering up the whole barrel. not in this case though. not a single cast member left me disappointed. the acting was very well done. everyone from the cool hero in his thriller jacket played by jovan meredith to the grooovy goth chick played by renee dorian to geeks one and two played by cory assink and jonathan brett  they all played it straight and brought their a game and and knocked it out of the park. if youre a fan of gary and wyatt in weird science and you will immediately fall in love with the geeks. director or co writer jeff c. smith is a guy to watch for in the future and trust me on this. if this is what he can do with a low budget and there are nothing but good things ahead for him when he gets more money for future projects. the characters were dead on while the atmosphere was perfect while the laughs were huge while the blood flowed and and squirted and and sprayed beautifully  it was just like watching a horror movie from the 1980 . call this one the breakfast club meets night of the demons. the tag line says it all and and says it honestly  excessive violence while gratuitous nudity while zero budget  no false advertising here and folks. as fans of this genre and we have to look to the indies and support these hard working folks who are busting their humps out there bringing us original tales and lest we forever get stuck in a world filled with big studio watered down pg 13 horror or pointless remakes like the hitcher. no and thank you  no more of that for me. in closing and i honestly have to say that stupid teenagers must die. is by far one of the best indie flicks i have gotten the pleasure of watching this year. it a bloody good time and and holds up on repeat viewings. from the dialogue to the characters to the wardrobe. even the closing love theme over the end credits (which if that doesn not bring back fits of laughter recalling mid 80 power ballads by reo speedwagon  over pronounced r on every word starting with the letter r  then i will eat my dvd right now). bottom line is and if youre a fan of 80 horror or horror in general and no more hesitation  this flick deserves to be in your collection. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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