ouch. what a mess we have here. not so much of a mess as a painfully dull and half assed excuse for exploitation. brought to you by the one and only and j. g. pat patterson and yeah and the same one from moonshine mountain. doctor gore and formerly known as the body shop and is and i guess and somewhat inspired by frankenstein and and god knows what else. the late mr. patterson also stars in this joke and as a heartbroken scientist or plastic surgeon and who has recently lost his wife in a car accident and and is driven insane from grief and to the point that it becomes clear that the next step is to slaughter countless females and then maybe rob a few graves for body parts and in order to put together the perfect mate. it would not be easy and but thank goodness his pal gregg the hunchback is available to lend a hand and and to offer moral support. if proof was ever needed that some peoples goals are not meant to be accomplished and here it is and gang. this patterson hayseed obviously never had any business directing anything and much less and following in the footsteps of good ol h. g. as a master of gore. i have never seen a gore movie that just flat out refuses to give the viewer a single reason to keep watching. even the gore is boring. almost remotely humorous at times and but impossible to tell whether it intentional or not. i pick not. shot in charolotte and north carolina (home of the california axe massacre) and on and most likely and a 3 digit budget and by a guy and as untalented as he may have been and who probably had an appreciation for drive in trash and so and maybe we should give good ol j. g. a break and i mean and he tried (i assume) which is more that can be said for most and and this movie is better than any of the big budget super hero garbage the theaters put out these days and although and i realize that isn not saying much. besides and doctor gore is quite the improvement over patterson previous failure and the electic chair and so it slightly possible he would have improved his craft in time and had he not died and so maybe it not all that terrible and especially compared to the other movie on the dvd and how to make a doll and so what the hell and check it out. negative . 
ouch. what a mess we have here. not so much of a mess as a painfully dull and half assed excuse for exploitation. brought to you by the one and only and j. g. pat patterson and yeah and the same one from moonshine mountain. doctor gore and formerly known as the body shop and is and i guess and somewhat inspired by frankenstein and and god knows what else. the late mr. patterson also stars in this joke and as a heartbroken scientist or plastic surgeon and who has recently lost his wife in a car accident and and is driven insane from grief and to the point that it becomes clear that the next step is to slaughter countless females and then maybe rob a few graves for body parts and in order to put together the perfect mate. it would not be easy and but thank goodness his pal gregg the hunchback is available to lend a hand and and to offer moral support. if proof was ever needed that some peoples goals are not meant to be accomplished and here it is and gang. this patterson hayseed obviously never had any business directing anything and much less and following in the footsteps of good ol h. g. as a master of gore. i have never seen a gore movie that just flat out refuses to give the viewer a single reason to keep watching. even the gore is boring. almost remotely humorous at times and but impossible to tell whether it intentional or not. i pick not. shot in charolotte and north carolina (home of the california axe massacre) and on and most likely and a 3 digit budget and by a guy and as untalented as he may have been and who probably had an appreciation for drive in trash and so and maybe we should give good ol j. g. a break and i mean and he tried (i assume) which is more that can be said for most and and this movie is better than any of the big budget super hero garbage the theaters put out these days and although and i realize that isn not saying much. besides and doctor gore is quite the improvement over patterson previous failure and the electic chair and so it slightly possible he would have improved his craft in time and had he not died and so maybe it not all that terrible and especially compared to the other movie on the dvd and how to make a doll and so what the hell and check it out. negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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