i am a fan of low budget b movies and campy horror flicks and but this was too much and even for me. if you can get past the weak plot and the cheesy effects and the uninspired acting and then the horrible writing will kill you and or you will wish it would. the dialog was most likely written by high school stoners and who thought that saying sir and yes sir over and over again and made these guys sound more military. the characters were all the typical cardboard stereotypes represent gung ho sarge and sorta gung ho other guy with sensitive side and evil scientist with secret agenda (bald or course) and bitchy brainy chick who would be hot if she tried too and dumb sexy chick with vital piece of information and idiot genius nerd and random other sorta military dudes who die soon enough and and spoiler character alert and crazy scientist who was in charge until something went horribly wrong oh yeah and i almost forgot and there is a secret military (navy. ) submarine and sitting on the ocean floor and 5 minutes from hq (or so it seems) and full of radioactive scorpions (ok. ) and dead bodies. your mission is vague and poorly defined. if you watch this and do not say you weren not warned. 
i am a fan of low budget b movies and campy horror flicks and but this was too much and even for me. if you can get past the weak plot and the cheesy effects and the uninspired acting and then the horrible writing will kill you and or you will wish it would. the dialog was most likely written by high school stoners and who thought that saying sir and yes sir over and over again and made these guys sound more military. the characters were all the typical cardboard stereotypes represent gung ho sarge and sorta gung ho other guy with sensitive side and evil scientist with secret agenda (bald or course) and bitchy brainy chick who would be hot if she tried too and dumb sexy chick with vital piece of information and idiot genius nerd and random other sorta military dudes who die soon enough and and spoiler character alert and crazy scientist who was in charge until something went horribly wrong oh yeah and i almost forgot and there is a secret military (navy. ) submarine and sitting on the ocean floor and 5 minutes from hq (or so it seems) and full of radioactive scorpions (ok. ) and dead bodies. your mission is vague and poorly defined. if you watch this and do not say you weren not warned. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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