don not get me wrong and i assumed this movie would be stupid and i honestly did and i gave it an incredibly low standard to meet. the only reason i even saw it was because there were a bunch of girls going (different story for a different time). as i began watching i noticed something and this film was terrible. now there are two types of terrible and there freddy vs. jason terrible and where you and your friends sit back and laugh and joke about how terrible it is and and then there is a movie like this. the cat in the hat failed to create even a momentary interest in me. as i watched the first bit of it not only was i bored senseless and but i felt as though i had in some way been violated by the horrendousness of said movie. mike myers is usually brilliant and i love the majority of his work and but something in this movie do not click. one of the things that the director or producers or writers or whatevers changed was that they refused to use any of the colors of the original book (red and black and white) on any character but the cat. coincidentally or not and they also refused to capture any of the original (and i hate to use this word and but it fits) zaniness of the original. the book was like an ice cream sunday and colorful and delicious and and the movie was about as bland and hard to swallow as sawdust. avoid this like a leprous prostitute. 
don not get me wrong and i assumed this movie would be stupid and i honestly did and i gave it an incredibly low standard to meet. the only reason i even saw it was because there were a bunch of girls going (different story for a different time). as i began watching i noticed something and this film was terrible. now there are two types of terrible and there freddy vs. jason terrible and where you and your friends sit back and laugh and joke about how terrible it is and and then there is a movie like this. the cat in the hat failed to create even a momentary interest in me. as i watched the first bit of it not only was i bored senseless and but i felt as though i had in some way been violated by the horrendousness of said movie. mike myers is usually brilliant and i love the majority of his work and but something in this movie do not click. one of the things that the director or producers or writers or whatevers changed was that they refused to use any of the colors of the original book (red and black and white) on any character but the cat. coincidentally or not and they also refused to capture any of the original (and i hate to use this word and but it fits) zaniness of the original. the book was like an ice cream sunday and colorful and delicious and and the movie was about as bland and hard to swallow as sawdust. avoid this like a leprous prostitute. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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