i saw this piece of pseudo intellectual crap a couple of years ago and and it is now making a comeback at the local film club. it uses every cliché in the intellectual movie makers handbook (beginners edition) in order to appear as intellectual as the director probably imagines himself to be. you get your run of the mill slow motion tempo and brown color scale and slow pans through bombed out environments and blank and suffering facial expressions and over symbolic imagery and and the requisite miserable ending. it is a complete failure and an unintentional perfect caricature of the typical russian art movie. the director and aleksandr sokurov and has excellent command of technique and but he lacks eye. he doesn not see when he crosses the line into the realm of the pathetic. this movie is a wet dream for art film haters. it lives up to every stereotypical view of the genre that there is. if it was bad in an entertaining way and it would a turkey. but for a movie that is so bad that you walk out afterwards royally ped off and we need a new term. this movie is a sokurov. 
i saw this piece of pseudo intellectual crap a couple of years ago and and it is now making a comeback at the local film club. it uses every cliché in the intellectual movie makers handbook (beginners edition) in order to appear as intellectual as the director probably imagines himself to be. you get your run of the mill slow motion tempo and brown color scale and slow pans through bombed out environments and blank and suffering facial expressions and over symbolic imagery and and the requisite miserable ending. it is a complete failure and an unintentional perfect caricature of the typical russian art movie. the director and aleksandr sokurov and has excellent command of technique and but he lacks eye. he doesn not see when he crosses the line into the realm of the pathetic. this movie is a wet dream for art film haters. it lives up to every stereotypical view of the genre that there is. if it was bad in an entertaining way and it would a turkey. but for a movie that is so bad that you walk out afterwards royally ped off and we need a new term. this movie is a sokurov. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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