. and boy is the collision deafening. a female telephone lineman is taken over by the spirit of a recently deceased ninja and strips down to her undies and pours tomato juice on her body so her boyfriend can lick it off and performs a seductive dance and then goes off to kill the policemen who killed the ninja she possessed by. only to be hunted down by a one eyed ninja master. just like in real life and eh. enlivened only by sho kosugi martial arts choreography (and his declining to put his obnoxious kids in this one) and you really have to see this to believe it. it the ultimate mix of totally at odds genres. 
. and boy is the collision deafening. a female telephone lineman is taken over by the spirit of a recently deceased ninja and strips down to her undies and pours tomato juice on her body so her boyfriend can lick it off and performs a seductive dance and then goes off to kill the policemen who killed the ninja she possessed by. only to be hunted down by a one eyed ninja master. just like in real life and eh. enlivened only by sho kosugi martial arts choreography (and his declining to put his obnoxious kids in this one) and you really have to see this to believe it. it the ultimate mix of totally at odds genres. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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