why you ask does this man claim to have the truth behind the existence of the almighty. well its deductive logic my friends and you see i know god exists because satan does and how else would my poor eyes have been soiled on such a horrendous film. yes there is no doubt about it and on a cold friday in the year 2006 satan possessed me and forced me to watch this film. he what. you wonder while the devil makes little girls spit up vomit and climb ceilings and why would he waste his time in making you watch this film. my only conclusion to that query is that satan believes watching camp fear is the worst form of mortal punishment and not gouging out your eyes or making you speak in tongues and instead making you sit mindlessly through one and half hours of the most awful film making ever. can this film be as terrible as he says. yes my friend watching this film is the equivalent of getting kicked in the sack about fifty million times and maybe more. but maybe i am being too harsh and this film does have a few moments in it and the beginning for example and starts in a sorority house with a lot of topless girls while now never being in a sorority i am unsure if girls really do this and but hey one can always pray. now after the five minutes of boobs and butt cheeks has ended we are presented with a scene on campus at an all girls college while the girls themselves (about eight in all) are in an archaeological class and where they discuss virgin sacrifices and ancient mounds. flash forward the professor of the class (who happens to be the only male at this girls college apparently) takes a handful of his nubile students and plus girlfriend and to a remote lake in the mountains and their quests and to find ancient indian artifacts while yeah right professor and we know what angle your pitching. now this is where the movie gets going and the group of five and four girls and one guy stops at a gas station to get some directions and but lo and behold a biker gang pulls up and harasses the girls and only to eventually leave them alone and go their separate ways. moving on they get to a campsite consisting of four logs and some trees and then things start to go horribly wrong. first the prof. and his girlfriend go wandering away to have some alone time when one of the girls takes it upon herself to find them and only to be captured by some unknown force. continuing on the other two girls begin searching for the missing girl when the bikers and plus one drunk guy and come looking for them and their plan and to rape the girls and do horrible things to them. the movie goes on with something about a druid needing four virgins for a sacrifice to save the world from some kind of water monster before the year two thousand while but their is a hitch to this plan mr. druid and one of the girls is devirginized right before us and so away goes that plan. now since i said there would be spoilers i will go ahead and ruin the end of the movie for you and the four girls get taken and drugged with some green goo and then are ready to be sacrificed and after one of them is killed the two remaining bikers and the prof. come to save them while they stand upon a ledge where the not lead biker says and i think i can make it down there. only to leap down and break his leg. the prof. runs at the guy and gets subdued only leaving the once rape minded now heroic biker left to fend off the 63 giant druid. first he makes a pathetic attempt with a stick then pulls a knife and the knife reflects some lazer beam within a gold snakes mouth and lights the druid on fire instantaneously. afterwords they carry the wounded away via emergency stick stretchers and ponder if everything is really over and only to have the lake bubble showing the monster within it still lives. in a nutshell that is the film and this is my review and which unfortunately will go unread by most eyes since this is only the fifth posted review for a film that has been out for fifteen years. thankfully satan can only get to some of us and not all. the judge would like to make one heartfelt apology to the poor girl at circuit city i am going to let borrow this movie while i am sorry sheila and please do not hate me for letting you watch this. 
why you ask does this man claim to have the truth behind the existence of the almighty. well its deductive logic my friends and you see i know god exists because satan does and how else would my poor eyes have been soiled on such a horrendous film. yes there is no doubt about it and on a cold friday in the year 2006 satan possessed me and forced me to watch this film. he what. you wonder while the devil makes little girls spit up vomit and climb ceilings and why would he waste his time in making you watch this film. my only conclusion to that query is that satan believes watching camp fear is the worst form of mortal punishment and not gouging out your eyes or making you speak in tongues and instead making you sit mindlessly through one and half hours of the most awful film making ever. can this film be as terrible as he says. yes my friend watching this film is the equivalent of getting kicked in the sack about fifty million times and maybe more. but maybe i am being too harsh and this film does have a few moments in it and the beginning for example and starts in a sorority house with a lot of topless girls while now never being in a sorority i am unsure if girls really do this and but hey one can always pray. now after the five minutes of boobs and butt cheeks has ended we are presented with a scene on campus at an all girls college while the girls themselves (about eight in all) are in an archaeological class and where they discuss virgin sacrifices and ancient mounds. flash forward the professor of the class (who happens to be the only male at this girls college apparently) takes a handful of his nubile students and plus girlfriend and to a remote lake in the mountains and their quests and to find ancient indian artifacts while yeah right professor and we know what angle your pitching. now this is where the movie gets going and the group of five and four girls and one guy stops at a gas station to get some directions and but lo and behold a biker gang pulls up and harasses the girls and only to eventually leave them alone and go their separate ways. moving on they get to a campsite consisting of four logs and some trees and then things start to go horribly wrong. first the prof. and his girlfriend go wandering away to have some alone time when one of the girls takes it upon herself to find them and only to be captured by some unknown force. continuing on the other two girls begin searching for the missing girl when the bikers and plus one drunk guy and come looking for them and their plan and to rape the girls and do horrible things to them. the movie goes on with something about a druid needing four virgins for a sacrifice to save the world from some kind of water monster before the year two thousand while but their is a hitch to this plan mr. druid and one of the girls is devirginized right before us and so away goes that plan. now since i said there would be spoilers i will go ahead and ruin the end of the movie for you and the four girls get taken and drugged with some green goo and then are ready to be sacrificed and after one of them is killed the two remaining bikers and the prof. come to save them while they stand upon a ledge where the not lead biker says and i think i can make it down there. only to leap down and break his leg. the prof. runs at the guy and gets subdued only leaving the once rape minded now heroic biker left to fend off the 63 giant druid. first he makes a pathetic attempt with a stick then pulls a knife and the knife reflects some lazer beam within a gold snakes mouth and lights the druid on fire instantaneously. afterwords they carry the wounded away via emergency stick stretchers and ponder if everything is really over and only to have the lake bubble showing the monster within it still lives. in a nutshell that is the film and this is my review and which unfortunately will go unread by most eyes since this is only the fifth posted review for a film that has been out for fifteen years. thankfully satan can only get to some of us and not all. the judge would like to make one heartfelt apology to the poor girl at circuit city i am going to let borrow this movie while i am sorry sheila and please do not hate me for letting you watch this. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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