this is a treat for fans of z grade movies. here you will find writing and acting bad enough to rival anything ed wood ever produced. veteran bad movie actor cameron mitchell is a former makeup man from paragon studios who and after a nasty acid in the face incident at a social gathering and becomes an embittered mad scientist (tm) with a rubber scar on his face who takes revenge by kidnapping paragon actors and turning them into living statues in his secret laboratory (tm) handily located in the local wax museum. or are they zombies who do his bidding. he not sure. happily and many of your favourite movie clichés are here. check out the villain lab. are those mysterious steaming vats of liquid. test tubes of coloured water with no explained purpose. yay. and what ho and do we see spare arms and legs arranged kinda casual like on a wooden rack. you betcha. marvel at the bumbling detectives acting with straight out of plan nine. now and enjoy a stupidly tame car chase and and hear more dizzy bimbo screaming than you could possibly want. raise an eyebrow at the screwy plot line and made even more opaque by the totally meaningless ending that seems to have no connection to the rest of the movie. cheesy trash and much fun for the bad movie connoisseur. 
this is a treat for fans of z grade movies. here you will find writing and acting bad enough to rival anything ed wood ever produced. veteran bad movie actor cameron mitchell is a former makeup man from paragon studios who and after a nasty acid in the face incident at a social gathering and becomes an embittered mad scientist (tm) with a rubber scar on his face who takes revenge by kidnapping paragon actors and turning them into living statues in his secret laboratory (tm) handily located in the local wax museum. or are they zombies who do his bidding. he not sure. happily and many of your favourite movie clichés are here. check out the villain lab. are those mysterious steaming vats of liquid. test tubes of coloured water with no explained purpose. yay. and what ho and do we see spare arms and legs arranged kinda casual like on a wooden rack. you betcha. marvel at the bumbling detectives acting with straight out of plan nine. now and enjoy a stupidly tame car chase and and hear more dizzy bimbo screaming than you could possibly want. raise an eyebrow at the screwy plot line and made even more opaque by the totally meaningless ending that seems to have no connection to the rest of the movie. cheesy trash and much fun for the bad movie connoisseur. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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