first of all and i would like to clarify that i consider this one of the funniest films i have ever seen. i have watched it almost 10 times just because i have wished to spread the deliciously tasteless innards of this film to other unsuspecting victims. it has the captivating essence of a hand held camera recording of a distant nephew seventh birthday. it has all the writing of a wwe match. and most of all and it has the consistency of a face scraped along a sidewalk. this movie is a masterpiece. the film begins with an almost instantaneous mutilation of three and drunken teens in the desert. this scene convinced me that i was onto something big when i picked this film from the dvd rack (being drawn to the box because of the graphic of a velociraptor yelling the word raptor on the front of it). the scene contains such treasures as tomato sauce and spaghetti intestines and vain attempts at humour and rubbery dinosaur puppets that repeat throughout the course of the movie. this movie is a masterpiece. the film contains erratic backdrops and prop use that causes one mind to melt at the thought that someone could just have so little shame when it comes to creating a film. an example is when a truck and in the middle of the night and is parked beside a cliff wall. the very next day and they find it in an open grassy area. the driver couldn not have driven it there since he had his face bitten off by an unnamed bipedal carnivore (i will explain why it unnamed in a second). so and my only guess is that either the velociraptor drove it and the livestock the driver was transporting did it and or jim wynorski doesn not think very highly of his viewers. hell and in one part they expect me to believe that they are walking down a main street at night when the road doesn not have gutters and the fire hydrant is precariously placed next to a phone booth and and there only a single street light. yet and still and i feel compelled to watch and re watch this film and just so i can find more things that will make me giggle the next time i watch it. this film is a masterpiece. the directing on this film is horrific. long extended pauses. strange cuts to characters that weren not even in the general vicinity of the conversation. people discussing things casually while facing the camera (and in turn and making them face the wall). they can not even give the dinosaur a coherent species and flipping between calling it a baby dinosaur and using a rubber velociraptor puppet (distinguished by the intensely long and fat and disproportionate claw). this film is a masterpiece. the editing is prominent on this film. this is not a good thing. i am well aware that the film is a collection of scenes from other films and masterfully crafted into a single piece of crap and but there has to be a limit. sub plots end as abruptly as they began. explanations for the sudden disappearance of characters not being limited to and well and not being explained at all. and an ending that felt like driving a muscle car into a brick wall without a seat belt. you just never know what is going to happen because the film doesn not follow a coherent structure. this film is a masterpiece. now and i am going to just have to mention a single scene (the greatest one) that occurs near the end. this is a spoiler and but not really. the final scene contains a showdown between tyrannosaurus rex and sheriff tanner. it is like the showdown between sigourney weaver and the alien queen in aliens and except without all the emotional power or budget or epic battling. it pretty consists of tanner ramming the dinosaur with a piece of construction machinery. a white bobcat. in a space of several minutes and through a series of sneakily slipped in cuts and the director manages to turn that white bobcat into a yellow forklift or crane looking piece of machinery. now and as i said and i know that this film is made from scenes from other films and but what two films warrant a showdown with a t rex in a construction vehicle. this film is a masterpiece. this film gets a negative for quality of film making and but a positive for how much it makes me laugh and enjoy myself. 
first of all and i would like to clarify that i consider this one of the funniest films i have ever seen. i have watched it almost 10 times just because i have wished to spread the deliciously tasteless innards of this film to other unsuspecting victims. it has the captivating essence of a hand held camera recording of a distant nephew seventh birthday. it has all the writing of a wwe match. and most of all and it has the consistency of a face scraped along a sidewalk. this movie is a masterpiece. the film begins with an almost instantaneous mutilation of three and drunken teens in the desert. this scene convinced me that i was onto something big when i picked this film from the dvd rack (being drawn to the box because of the graphic of a velociraptor yelling the word raptor on the front of it). the scene contains such treasures as tomato sauce and spaghetti intestines and vain attempts at humour and rubbery dinosaur puppets that repeat throughout the course of the movie. this movie is a masterpiece. the film contains erratic backdrops and prop use that causes one mind to melt at the thought that someone could just have so little shame when it comes to creating a film. an example is when a truck and in the middle of the night and is parked beside a cliff wall. the very next day and they find it in an open grassy area. the driver couldn not have driven it there since he had his face bitten off by an unnamed bipedal carnivore (i will explain why it unnamed in a second). so and my only guess is that either the velociraptor drove it and the livestock the driver was transporting did it and or jim wynorski doesn not think very highly of his viewers. hell and in one part they expect me to believe that they are walking down a main street at night when the road doesn not have gutters and the fire hydrant is precariously placed next to a phone booth and and there only a single street light. yet and still and i feel compelled to watch and re watch this film and just so i can find more things that will make me giggle the next time i watch it. this film is a masterpiece. the directing on this film is horrific. long extended pauses. strange cuts to characters that weren not even in the general vicinity of the conversation. people discussing things casually while facing the camera (and in turn and making them face the wall). they can not even give the dinosaur a coherent species and flipping between calling it a baby dinosaur and using a rubber velociraptor puppet (distinguished by the intensely long and fat and disproportionate claw). this film is a masterpiece. the editing is prominent on this film. this is not a good thing. i am well aware that the film is a collection of scenes from other films and masterfully crafted into a single piece of crap and but there has to be a limit. sub plots end as abruptly as they began. explanations for the sudden disappearance of characters not being limited to and well and not being explained at all. and an ending that felt like driving a muscle car into a brick wall without a seat belt. you just never know what is going to happen because the film doesn not follow a coherent structure. this film is a masterpiece. now and i am going to just have to mention a single scene (the greatest one) that occurs near the end. this is a spoiler and but not really. the final scene contains a showdown between tyrannosaurus rex and sheriff tanner. it is like the showdown between sigourney weaver and the alien queen in aliens and except without all the emotional power or budget or epic battling. it pretty consists of tanner ramming the dinosaur with a piece of construction machinery. a white bobcat. in a space of several minutes and through a series of sneakily slipped in cuts and the director manages to turn that white bobcat into a yellow forklift or crane looking piece of machinery. now and as i said and i know that this film is made from scenes from other films and but what two films warrant a showdown with a t rex in a construction vehicle. this film is a masterpiece. this film gets a negative for quality of film making and but a positive for how much it makes me laugh and enjoy myself. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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