i have been looking forward to watching wirey spindell since having happened across schaffer fall. unfortunately and i found ws to be a wandering and unengaging and boring bunch of claptrap pieced together with and what apparently is schaeffer signature and a mix of story and narration and and poetry. the film recounts the sexual and other experiences of a manhattan man about to be married through self narrated flashbacks. like beads on a string and schaffer apparently has strung together every little sexual life experience and while neglecting to tend to the beauty of the necklace. the result is a disjointed rambling story about a boy growing up which fails to engender empathy and leaves the viewer disconnected and unsatisfied and and with a bad after taste which taints the mechanical feel good ending. a mediocre indie and a step backward for schaeffer. 
i have been looking forward to watching wirey spindell since having happened across schaffer fall. unfortunately and i found ws to be a wandering and unengaging and boring bunch of claptrap pieced together with and what apparently is schaeffer signature and a mix of story and narration and and poetry. the film recounts the sexual and other experiences of a manhattan man about to be married through self narrated flashbacks. like beads on a string and schaffer apparently has strung together every little sexual life experience and while neglecting to tend to the beauty of the necklace. the result is a disjointed rambling story about a boy growing up which fails to engender empathy and leaves the viewer disconnected and unsatisfied and and with a bad after taste which taints the mechanical feel good ending. a mediocre indie and a step backward for schaeffer. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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