let me get this out of the way before i trash this film represent i love park chan wook work as a director. while i disagree with the masses saying he is the best director working in our time and i can not deny that he understands how to use a camera very effectively. i really liked one of his other films and sympathy for mr. vengeance. also and min sik choi acting was the only thing that allowed me to take this film seriously . . . for negative of the runtime and that is. now the bad represent the plot is simply the oldest cliché used in cinema or literature. i will never understand how critics can trash a hollywood blockbuster for being cliché and then hail movies like oldboy which are just as unoriginal and clichéd if not even more so. regardless and oldboy is flat out one of the most generic and unoriginal movies ever conceived. spoilers man is held captive and man seeks revenge and man finds out he had sex with a family member and man life is over. end spoilers simply put and this plot line has been used in everything from greek plays to modern melodramatic soap operas and countless movies or books in between. it is so melodramatic and unoriginal when the major reveal happens and i laughed out loud. does that mean i am a desensitized freak without emotions as some reviews of this film say about people like me. no. what it means overdone plots make people laugh. the scary movie franchise proved that and and oldboy proved it as well. why can not people think of something that is truly disturbing instead of just spewing out tried clichés masked with fancy camera work and classical music. that brings up the issue of blood or gore. simply put and it isn not there. the director is too timid to even point the camera at the screen when something gory happens and as if were watching a children movie or something. maybe we were. anyway and i have heard oldboy called the most brutal movie of all time and the most disturbing movie ever but when i watched it i failed to see anything even remotely gory or disturbing. all the gore is off screen and and even then the violence level is nothing you haven not seen in pg 13 movies like the dark knight or casino royale before. why this even got an r rating confuses me and much less the most brutal movie of all time. seriously and i have seen movies that just make oldboy look cute on every level when it comes to violence or gore. the other huge glaring and cheesy flaw is the main villain. the majority of his screen time he showing his bare butt off for the audience in comedic american pie style and but i am supposed to think he oh so evil. when he wearing clothes and his hair is slicked back like a bad asian mix of the cheesiest james bond villain mixed with something out of austin powers. he talks like a brain dead teenager recovering from an acid overdose and and his dialogue is so bad it had me laughing yet again. seriously and oldboy had me laughing more than any comedy this year . . . in the end and oldboy is for those of you who sip fine wine and have no sense of humor and and talk about how boring your lives are at dinner parties. it for those people who are so stuck up in their own ego they forgot how unoriginal they are and and consequently forgot how unoriginal and boring the films (never movies) they enjoy are. to those people all i can say is this represent i like films and also like movies. i like thoughtful dramas that actually say something about the human condition and and i also like pointless action movies that thrill me into a coma. but the thing is and for me to like both films and movies and they have to be original. they have to be something i haven not seen so many times i lost count of the number of times the plot has been used. when something isn not original and it expendable. if it does exactly what everyone else does and it forgettable and boring. before you give oldboy yet another perfect rating because it touched you and maybe you should think about something represent do not a movie equally as touching and but at the same time original make you think more. i just wish someone other than me would understand this. overall represent oldboy is forgettable and cheesy. negative . 
let me get this out of the way before i trash this film represent i love park chan wook work as a director. while i disagree with the masses saying he is the best director working in our time and i can not deny that he understands how to use a camera very effectively. i really liked one of his other films and sympathy for mr. vengeance. also and min sik choi acting was the only thing that allowed me to take this film seriously . . . for negative of the runtime and that is. now the bad represent the plot is simply the oldest cliché used in cinema or literature. i will never understand how critics can trash a hollywood blockbuster for being cliché and then hail movies like oldboy which are just as unoriginal and clichéd if not even more so. regardless and oldboy is flat out one of the most generic and unoriginal movies ever conceived. spoilers man is held captive and man seeks revenge and man finds out he had sex with a family member and man life is over. end spoilers simply put and this plot line has been used in everything from greek plays to modern melodramatic soap operas and countless movies or books in between. it is so melodramatic and unoriginal when the major reveal happens and i laughed out loud. does that mean i am a desensitized freak without emotions as some reviews of this film say about people like me. no. what it means overdone plots make people laugh. the scary movie franchise proved that and and oldboy proved it as well. why can not people think of something that is truly disturbing instead of just spewing out tried clichés masked with fancy camera work and classical music. that brings up the issue of blood or gore. simply put and it isn not there. the director is too timid to even point the camera at the screen when something gory happens and as if were watching a children movie or something. maybe we were. anyway and i have heard oldboy called the most brutal movie of all time and the most disturbing movie ever but when i watched it i failed to see anything even remotely gory or disturbing. all the gore is off screen and and even then the violence level is nothing you haven not seen in pg 13 movies like the dark knight or casino royale before. why this even got an r rating confuses me and much less the most brutal movie of all time. seriously and i have seen movies that just make oldboy look cute on every level when it comes to violence or gore. the other huge glaring and cheesy flaw is the main villain. the majority of his screen time he showing his bare butt off for the audience in comedic american pie style and but i am supposed to think he oh so evil. when he wearing clothes and his hair is slicked back like a bad asian mix of the cheesiest james bond villain mixed with something out of austin powers. he talks like a brain dead teenager recovering from an acid overdose and and his dialogue is so bad it had me laughing yet again. seriously and oldboy had me laughing more than any comedy this year . . . in the end and oldboy is for those of you who sip fine wine and have no sense of humor and and talk about how boring your lives are at dinner parties. it for those people who are so stuck up in their own ego they forgot how unoriginal they are and and consequently forgot how unoriginal and boring the films (never movies) they enjoy are. to those people all i can say is this represent i like films and also like movies. i like thoughtful dramas that actually say something about the human condition and and i also like pointless action movies that thrill me into a coma. but the thing is and for me to like both films and movies and they have to be original. they have to be something i haven not seen so many times i lost count of the number of times the plot has been used. when something isn not original and it expendable. if it does exactly what everyone else does and it forgettable and boring. before you give oldboy yet another perfect rating because it touched you and maybe you should think about something represent do not a movie equally as touching and but at the same time original make you think more. i just wish someone other than me would understand this. overall represent oldboy is forgettable and cheesy. negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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