this stinker is in mystifyingly frequent rotation on one channel here and and i have found myself watching in horror again and again. the script is like something one would come up with friends over several too many drinks and and the production values match admirably. it meant to be a children movie and but features a grotesque (and poorly explained) kidnapping scene while the star dog has a lack of star quality equaled only by the other actors while and it in general has the look of being filmed in someone backyard (the climactic soccer game features no more than three dozen extras sadly cheering in the background). it even all wraps up with a budget ran out voice over sequence when the story and to one relief and simply stops. the high raters here must be either the producers  or the majority of the extras from the soccer game. 
this stinker is in mystifyingly frequent rotation on one channel here and and i have found myself watching in horror again and again. the script is like something one would come up with friends over several too many drinks and and the production values match admirably. it meant to be a children movie and but features a grotesque (and poorly explained) kidnapping scene while the star dog has a lack of star quality equaled only by the other actors while and it in general has the look of being filmed in someone backyard (the climactic soccer game features no more than three dozen extras sadly cheering in the background). it even all wraps up with a budget ran out voice over sequence when the story and to one relief and simply stops. the high raters here must be either the producers  or the majority of the extras from the soccer game. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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