dear readers and i have found in my studies of movies that whenever michael bay makes a movie and people pan it and hate it and yet they still go to see it and it makes somewhere around 100 million dollars. why. because michael bay is one of the top five directors of all time. standing alongside ridley scott and spielberg and kubrick and and miyazaki and michael bay has cemented himself as hollywood best action or adventure director. that point is proved with his most panned film and armageddon. an asteroid the size of texas is hurtling towards the planet and the only way nasa can think to take it down is to land a team of men on the asteroid and drill to its core and and drop a nuclear warhead inside then blow up the asteroid. only one person is qualified enough to do it represent bruce willis. willis portrays harry stamper and a grizzled hardened oil driller trying to keep what left of his family together. not helping that fact is his daughter and grace (liv tyler) and having an affair with his best driller and aj (ben affleck). hired by dan truman (billy bob thornton) and the head of nasa and stamper and his team of roughneck drillers train to become astronauts and save the world. armageddon is a two part movie. first there the funny parts where we meet the gang and wackiness abounds. then they get into space and all the comedy gets sucked out the window and is replaced by mind blowing special effects and cool music and and great serious acting. murphy law goes insane in the second part and meaning that everything that can go wrong and does in fact go wrong and increasing the tension of the film to outstanding levels. with a cool cast and crew (michael bay as director and jerry bruckheimer and gale anne hurd as producers and and j. j. abrams as one of the scriptwriters. ) and tons of special effects and great humor and awesome music and plus an intro done by mr. ben hur himself and charlton heston and armageddon rocks big time. signed and the constant dvd collector and matt macleodparental warnings represent this is not a film for kids. the f bomb is used a few times and lots of other swear words are used as well and plus there a strip bar scene and the extremely intense second part might be too hard for a kid to handle. 
dear readers and i have found in my studies of movies that whenever michael bay makes a movie and people pan it and hate it and yet they still go to see it and it makes somewhere around 100 million dollars. why. because michael bay is one of the top five directors of all time. standing alongside ridley scott and spielberg and kubrick and and miyazaki and michael bay has cemented himself as hollywood best action or adventure director. that point is proved with his most panned film and armageddon. an asteroid the size of texas is hurtling towards the planet and the only way nasa can think to take it down is to land a team of men on the asteroid and drill to its core and and drop a nuclear warhead inside then blow up the asteroid. only one person is qualified enough to do it represent bruce willis. willis portrays harry stamper and a grizzled hardened oil driller trying to keep what left of his family together. not helping that fact is his daughter and grace (liv tyler) and having an affair with his best driller and aj (ben affleck). hired by dan truman (billy bob thornton) and the head of nasa and stamper and his team of roughneck drillers train to become astronauts and save the world. armageddon is a two part movie. first there the funny parts where we meet the gang and wackiness abounds. then they get into space and all the comedy gets sucked out the window and is replaced by mind blowing special effects and cool music and and great serious acting. murphy law goes insane in the second part and meaning that everything that can go wrong and does in fact go wrong and increasing the tension of the film to outstanding levels. with a cool cast and crew (michael bay as director and jerry bruckheimer and gale anne hurd as producers and and j. j. abrams as one of the scriptwriters. ) and tons of special effects and great humor and awesome music and plus an intro done by mr. ben hur himself and charlton heston and armageddon rocks big time. signed and the constant dvd collector and matt macleodparental warnings represent this is not a film for kids. the f bomb is used a few times and lots of other swear words are used as well and plus there a strip bar scene and the extremely intense second part might be too hard for a kid to handle. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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