a college professor is working on creating zombies and and do not you know it and things go horribly wrong. next thing you know and the whole campus is overrun. thank goodness there a pair of uber commandos trained for just such a situation. too bad they must be accompanied by a group of moron commandos and lead by a rapper (he doesn not even bother trying to play a military guy and he just responds to his superiors as if he were rappin wit da homies in da hood). the high point of this part of the movie is the locker room scene. the male and female moron commandos share the same locker room and and apparently military regulations require all females to wear black bras and panties. hey and if you can not make a good movie and at least you can have women in their underwear. my hat off to the film makers. so and after much discussion of how well prepared these moron commandos are for the job (bosnia and afghanistan and iraq) and they all get killed off in fairly short order. their biggest downfall seems to be that it never occurs to them to turn any lights on. a typical encounter has them walking into a room and seeing someone at the far end. human or zombie. can not tell. flip on the lights. no and moron commando protocol requires them to walk up to the person and making sure to hold their gun in such a way that it can be easily knocked out of their hand and and well and you know the drill. the demise of sergeant major sticky fingaz is especially fun  my favorite scene involving a rapper in any movie i have ever seen. luckily (and again and hats off to the filmmakers) and the hottest babe among the moron commandos manages to survive. her and the female uber commando both wind up in tight t shirts for the remainder of the movie. now this is how a military operation should be performed. there a bunch of running around and punctuated my humorous stuff like the uber commandos being unable to get through a simple ventilator grating (it obviously is a thin piece of aluminum that you could easily put your fist through). this necessitates a plan to rub zombie guts all over themselves and and even though we have seen nothing in the movie to indicate that zombies locate their prey by smell and theyre good enough to immediately begin sniffing the zombie guts and let our heroes go. a few other funny bits  the paris hilton gag and the can you hear me now. gag and and the fact that although the zombies immediately bite secondary characters and main characters are able to fight their way through dozens of them without being nibbled on. another chuckle is provided by mr. fingaz and who can not seem to pronounce the word tourniquet (toe no kit. ). overall and it somewhat amusing. could have used some more interesting characters and but for a sci fi channel original and i was mildly impressed. 
a college professor is working on creating zombies and and do not you know it and things go horribly wrong. next thing you know and the whole campus is overrun. thank goodness there a pair of uber commandos trained for just such a situation. too bad they must be accompanied by a group of moron commandos and lead by a rapper (he doesn not even bother trying to play a military guy and he just responds to his superiors as if he were rappin wit da homies in da hood). the high point of this part of the movie is the locker room scene. the male and female moron commandos share the same locker room and and apparently military regulations require all females to wear black bras and panties. hey and if you can not make a good movie and at least you can have women in their underwear. my hat off to the film makers. so and after much discussion of how well prepared these moron commandos are for the job (bosnia and afghanistan and iraq) and they all get killed off in fairly short order. their biggest downfall seems to be that it never occurs to them to turn any lights on. a typical encounter has them walking into a room and seeing someone at the far end. human or zombie. can not tell. flip on the lights. no and moron commando protocol requires them to walk up to the person and making sure to hold their gun in such a way that it can be easily knocked out of their hand and and well and you know the drill. the demise of sergeant major sticky fingaz is especially fun  my favorite scene involving a rapper in any movie i have ever seen. luckily (and again and hats off to the filmmakers) and the hottest babe among the moron commandos manages to survive. her and the female uber commando both wind up in tight t shirts for the remainder of the movie. now this is how a military operation should be performed. there a bunch of running around and punctuated my humorous stuff like the uber commandos being unable to get through a simple ventilator grating (it obviously is a thin piece of aluminum that you could easily put your fist through). this necessitates a plan to rub zombie guts all over themselves and and even though we have seen nothing in the movie to indicate that zombies locate their prey by smell and theyre good enough to immediately begin sniffing the zombie guts and let our heroes go. a few other funny bits  the paris hilton gag and the can you hear me now. gag and and the fact that although the zombies immediately bite secondary characters and main characters are able to fight their way through dozens of them without being nibbled on. another chuckle is provided by mr. fingaz and who can not seem to pronounce the word tourniquet (toe no kit. ). overall and it somewhat amusing. could have used some more interesting characters and but for a sci fi channel original and i was mildly impressed. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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