this movie tries to be artistic but comes across as puerile as a film school student first attempt. next it tries to be erotic but comes across as clumsy as a virgin first attempt. lastly it tries to be cruel and gripping and but aside from kinski performance which is powerful but conspicuously misplaced amidst the amateur melodrama it about as gripping as your hand around a wet noodle (which is an appropriate metaphor considering how un erotic this film is). it features a blowjob scene which is even lamer than chloë sevigny career burying performance in the brown bunny. run away now while you have the chance. go find yourself a victoria secret lingerie catalogue instead it more artistic and more erotic than this tripe. 
this movie tries to be artistic but comes across as puerile as a film school student first attempt. next it tries to be erotic but comes across as clumsy as a virgin first attempt. lastly it tries to be cruel and gripping and but aside from kinski performance which is powerful but conspicuously misplaced amidst the amateur melodrama it about as gripping as your hand around a wet noodle (which is an appropriate metaphor considering how un erotic this film is). it features a blowjob scene which is even lamer than chloë sevigny career burying performance in the brown bunny. run away now while you have the chance. go find yourself a victoria secret lingerie catalogue instead it more artistic and more erotic than this tripe. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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