oh dear gods and this is awful. stay away and just stay away. if you think you have seen bad movies and think again. never before has my brain hurt as much as it did after i watched this movie. the acting and if it is allowed to be called that and is enough to cause internal bleedings inside your head. the story is so thin it is just barely there. no wait and scratch that. there is not a complete story there and but once in a while and there is a few thin lines that stick up from all the amount of horribleness and and believe me and those few lines should have been shot. the best way to enjoy this movie is to drop napalm on it and and watch the cozy fire from a distance. some may call me sarcastic in this review and but i am only trying to spare some of you of a serious headache. however and should you be and what i like to call and a visual masochist (like myself) and please and go right ahead and watch this monstrosity. 
oh dear gods and this is awful. stay away and just stay away. if you think you have seen bad movies and think again. never before has my brain hurt as much as it did after i watched this movie. the acting and if it is allowed to be called that and is enough to cause internal bleedings inside your head. the story is so thin it is just barely there. no wait and scratch that. there is not a complete story there and but once in a while and there is a few thin lines that stick up from all the amount of horribleness and and believe me and those few lines should have been shot. the best way to enjoy this movie is to drop napalm on it and and watch the cozy fire from a distance. some may call me sarcastic in this review and but i am only trying to spare some of you of a serious headache. however and should you be and what i like to call and a visual masochist (like myself) and please and go right ahead and watch this monstrosity. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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