i saw this movie previewed before something else i rented a while back. and it looked decent. i have seen some good stuff from full moon video and and thought it was worth a shot. unfortunately and this was not good stuff. the story is about a possessed bed. a couple moves into a new apartment and discovers the bed and and odd things start happening. odd things like the woman discovers kinky sex. and the man discovers kinky sex. and the woman draws pictures of kinky sex. and the man photographs kinky sex. and they both start having dreams about dead people having kinky sex. you would think a movie with so much kinky sex would be good and right. well. no. the problem is that this is supposed to be a scary movie and or at least a thriller and and it just doesn not deliver. there is little tension and no suspense and and no fear. aside from some troubling dreams and visions and there really isn not anything for this couple to be worried about. the whole movie is basically the two of them having these visions and playing around in bed. sure and you get a monster fight at the end. and some bloodshed. but nothing spectacular. there only one murder and and one good scare and and that it. and the kinky sex. don not get your hopes up (or anything else for that matter). their idea of kinky sex is woman on top and fully clothed and trying to strangle her mate with a necktie. not exactly my idea of a good time. 
i saw this movie previewed before something else i rented a while back. and it looked decent. i have seen some good stuff from full moon video and and thought it was worth a shot. unfortunately and this was not good stuff. the story is about a possessed bed. a couple moves into a new apartment and discovers the bed and and odd things start happening. odd things like the woman discovers kinky sex. and the man discovers kinky sex. and the woman draws pictures of kinky sex. and the man photographs kinky sex. and they both start having dreams about dead people having kinky sex. you would think a movie with so much kinky sex would be good and right. well. no. the problem is that this is supposed to be a scary movie and or at least a thriller and and it just doesn not deliver. there is little tension and no suspense and and no fear. aside from some troubling dreams and visions and there really isn not anything for this couple to be worried about. the whole movie is basically the two of them having these visions and playing around in bed. sure and you get a monster fight at the end. and some bloodshed. but nothing spectacular. there only one murder and and one good scare and and that it. and the kinky sex. don not get your hopes up (or anything else for that matter). their idea of kinky sex is woman on top and fully clothed and trying to strangle her mate with a necktie. not exactly my idea of a good time. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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