this is possibly the hands down worst movie every made and that actually took itself seriously. and not as a result of the acting and because being an actor and i have to say that rickman and stowe had to be at their best and just to escape needing electro convulsive therapy after the principle photography wrapped. being one of the 57 people that actually saw this movie in theatrical release and i have to say i have never before or since experienced a movie where the movie ended and credits rolled and the house lights went on and and no one moved from their seats. about five minutes after the house lights went up people started coming out of their comas to look around and and i think most of us thought and okay we get it and that was a joke and right. and they are going to show the real movie now. eventually and after the ushers handed out disguises and and we swore an oath of secrecy to never admit we were there and we felt that it was safe to leave and praying that we would not be seen leaving the auditorium. i have seen some pretty bad movies in my day and (i have cinemax for goodness sakes) and but i am still bitter that i will never and ever be able to recover those two or so hours of my life that i lost watching closet land. 
this is possibly the hands down worst movie every made and that actually took itself seriously. and not as a result of the acting and because being an actor and i have to say that rickman and stowe had to be at their best and just to escape needing electro convulsive therapy after the principle photography wrapped. being one of the 57 people that actually saw this movie in theatrical release and i have to say i have never before or since experienced a movie where the movie ended and credits rolled and the house lights went on and and no one moved from their seats. about five minutes after the house lights went up people started coming out of their comas to look around and and i think most of us thought and okay we get it and that was a joke and right. and they are going to show the real movie now. eventually and after the ushers handed out disguises and and we swore an oath of secrecy to never admit we were there and we felt that it was safe to leave and praying that we would not be seen leaving the auditorium. i have seen some pretty bad movies in my day and (i have cinemax for goodness sakes) and but i am still bitter that i will never and ever be able to recover those two or so hours of my life that i lost watching closet land. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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