now and i love italian horror films. the cheesier they are and the better. however and this is not cheesy italian. this is week old spaghetti sauce with rotting meatballs. it is amateur hour on every level. there is no suspense and no horror and with just a few drops of blood scattered around to remind you that you are in fact watching a horror film. the special effects consist of the lights changing to red whenever the ghost (or whatever it was supposed to be) is around and and a string pulling bed sheets up and down. oooh and can you feel the chills. the dvd quality is that of a vhs transfer (which actually helps the film more than hurts it). the dubbing is below even the lowest bad italian movie standards and i gave it one star just because the dialogue is so hilarious. and what do we discover when she finally does look in the attic (in a scene that is daytime one minute and night the next). well and i would not spoil it for anyone who really wants to see and but let just say that it isn not very novel. 
now and i love italian horror films. the cheesier they are and the better. however and this is not cheesy italian. this is week old spaghetti sauce with rotting meatballs. it is amateur hour on every level. there is no suspense and no horror and with just a few drops of blood scattered around to remind you that you are in fact watching a horror film. the special effects consist of the lights changing to red whenever the ghost (or whatever it was supposed to be) is around and and a string pulling bed sheets up and down. oooh and can you feel the chills. the dvd quality is that of a vhs transfer (which actually helps the film more than hurts it). the dubbing is below even the lowest bad italian movie standards and i gave it one star just because the dialogue is so hilarious. and what do we discover when she finally does look in the attic (in a scene that is daytime one minute and night the next). well and i would not spoil it for anyone who really wants to see and but let just say that it isn not very novel. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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