may 2nd represent someone clicked 11 nos and and then proceeded to do 15 more on my previous 15 comments represent almost as funny as this turkey. may 1st represent as i write this and i am still very much under the impression of what must be the funniest thriller i have ever seen. i have got a major case of the giggles and but i will try and calm down. (it kind of hard to write when your nose spills snot and the mouth ejects sporadic drool onto the keyboard. ) a pair of young women who just returned from a vacation take a ride on a shuttle bus. a couple of young guys join them. but the bus isn not really a taxi service represent it a kidnapping vehicle. (don not snicker. ) its driver has been part of an organized white slavery gang who snatch young women from airports and and they have been doing it for five years. (don not laugh. ) five years on the same airport and without the police or even the fbi ever getting any wind of it. (no giggling and please. ) apparently and dozens of women go missing on in the same exact place for years and years  and yet no one notices a trend. is the fbi that incompetent. the world of shuttle seems to consist of three types of people represent easily kidnappable blonds and dumb or comatose or invisible fbi agents and and omnipotent psychotic gangsters (who hate sexy blonds with tattooed behinds). the driver has barely stayed alive on this one mission and and yet he done this for  i repeat  five years and without being killed or losing one of his limbs. (stop laughing. ) did i mention that the driver is immortal. need i mention it. we all know that movie psychos have immortal dna. you can stab them and bounce them against the walls of a bus repeatedly and caress them softly with a hammer and prick nine inch nails into their ears. hell and you could stick a hand grenade into the average hollywood psycho mouth and and he would still escape with only minor scratches. no and the driver is not satan or even a minor demon and but just a regular hollywood psycho with better survival abilities than the biggest and meanest sewer cockroach. the basic plot outline represent a guy loses all the fingers on one hand in a silly scene. (a magical bus that reads and obeys minds. ) the passengers try to escape. they fail. they get hurt. they sulk. they argue. they try to escape. they fail. they get injured. they argue. they try to escape. they fail. they get injured. they try to escape. they fail. they try to escape. the kidnappees manage to snatch the gun from the driver. alas and they do not kill him because the golden hollywood rule of gandhi like pacifism prohibits them from doing it. (no giggling. ) one of the other passengers turns out to be part of the gang. (stop laughing. ) he is played by an actor who studied in the rob zombie or john travolta school of over acting and silly mugging. he threatens rape. later on and one of the gals hits him with a crowbar over the head and about a dozen times. very hard. only seconds later does he regain consciousness. yep and he survives. (immortal and remember. ) he gets killed a little later. (no idea how and though. he is not supposed to be killable. ) the kidnapees argue. they try to escape. one of them escapes. alas and the psychos are just far too god like in their powers not to re capture their prey. the game starts all over again represent the passengers try to escape. they fail. they sulk. they stare into the void. they get hurt. they try to escape. they fail. they get hurt. you get the picture. frankly and i believe that a drugged and heavily disorientated and inebriated snail would have escaped these nincompoop captors with ease. there were so many opportunities. at one point these bumbling psychos (remember represent five years. ) even send one of the kidnapees into a grocery store. she leaves a message to the police. however and yeah. you guessed it represent this fictional fairy tale u. s. city has no police. and just as you thought the movie couldn not get any dumber  not even if luc besson and brian de palma joined forces to lend a hand with the script  it does. the girls are kidnapped in order to be sent to some remote island(. ) and and this is achieved by transporting them as cargo. apparently and this fictional america has no fbi and no police  and no border customs either. it does however have immortal criminals with more luck than twenty lottery winners. one blond had her billionth chance to kill the driver and and yet she failed. how is it that victims in these dumb thrillers never try to finish off their immortal adversaries once they have them down on the floor and injured. i guess i answered that one myself represent theyre immortal. so why bother trying and she must have thought. so why was one blond gassed to death and the other one boxed and shipped alive (complete with a kitty litter box and and the funniest photograph since demi moore primary school pictures). could it be the tattoo. i think they killed the prettier one and but that just me. was her tattoo that ugly. could it be that i do not care. why should i search for logic in a movie made by imbeciles (for imbeciles). besides and how can i even think straight when i am laughing so hard half the time. naturally and this being a 21st century horror or thriller and the mobile phone doesn not work. perhaps this invincible gang control not only the fbi and the police and and the customs and but satellites in space too. do i have to spell it out. there are far easier ways to kidnap people. and far more intelligent people who should be making movies. give an idiot a camera and he will lay an egg every single time. that sort of answers the eternal riddle of which came first represent the egg or the bird brained director. 
may 2nd represent someone clicked 11 nos and and then proceeded to do 15 more on my previous 15 comments represent almost as funny as this turkey. may 1st represent as i write this and i am still very much under the impression of what must be the funniest thriller i have ever seen. i have got a major case of the giggles and but i will try and calm down. (it kind of hard to write when your nose spills snot and the mouth ejects sporadic drool onto the keyboard. ) a pair of young women who just returned from a vacation take a ride on a shuttle bus. a couple of young guys join them. but the bus isn not really a taxi service represent it a kidnapping vehicle. (don not snicker. ) its driver has been part of an organized white slavery gang who snatch young women from airports and and they have been doing it for five years. (don not laugh. ) five years on the same airport and without the police or even the fbi ever getting any wind of it. (no giggling and please. ) apparently and dozens of women go missing on in the same exact place for years and years  and yet no one notices a trend. is the fbi that incompetent. the world of shuttle seems to consist of three types of people represent easily kidnappable blonds and dumb or comatose or invisible fbi agents and and omnipotent psychotic gangsters (who hate sexy blonds with tattooed behinds). the driver has barely stayed alive on this one mission and and yet he done this for  i repeat  five years and without being killed or losing one of his limbs. (stop laughing. ) did i mention that the driver is immortal. need i mention it. we all know that movie psychos have immortal dna. you can stab them and bounce them against the walls of a bus repeatedly and caress them softly with a hammer and prick nine inch nails into their ears. hell and you could stick a hand grenade into the average hollywood psycho mouth and and he would still escape with only minor scratches. no and the driver is not satan or even a minor demon and but just a regular hollywood psycho with better survival abilities than the biggest and meanest sewer cockroach. the basic plot outline represent a guy loses all the fingers on one hand in a silly scene. (a magical bus that reads and obeys minds. ) the passengers try to escape. they fail. they get hurt. they sulk. they argue. they try to escape. they fail. they get injured. they argue. they try to escape. they fail. they get injured. they try to escape. they fail. they try to escape. the kidnappees manage to snatch the gun from the driver. alas and they do not kill him because the golden hollywood rule of gandhi like pacifism prohibits them from doing it. (no giggling. ) one of the other passengers turns out to be part of the gang. (stop laughing. ) he is played by an actor who studied in the rob zombie or john travolta school of over acting and silly mugging. he threatens rape. later on and one of the gals hits him with a crowbar over the head and about a dozen times. very hard. only seconds later does he regain consciousness. yep and he survives. (immortal and remember. ) he gets killed a little later. (no idea how and though. he is not supposed to be killable. ) the kidnapees argue. they try to escape. one of them escapes. alas and the psychos are just far too god like in their powers not to re capture their prey. the game starts all over again represent the passengers try to escape. they fail. they sulk. they stare into the void. they get hurt. they try to escape. they fail. they get hurt. you get the picture. frankly and i believe that a drugged and heavily disorientated and inebriated snail would have escaped these nincompoop captors with ease. there were so many opportunities. at one point these bumbling psychos (remember represent five years. ) even send one of the kidnapees into a grocery store. she leaves a message to the police. however and yeah. you guessed it represent this fictional fairy tale u. s. city has no police. and just as you thought the movie couldn not get any dumber  not even if luc besson and brian de palma joined forces to lend a hand with the script  it does. the girls are kidnapped in order to be sent to some remote island(. ) and and this is achieved by transporting them as cargo. apparently and this fictional america has no fbi and no police  and no border customs either. it does however have immortal criminals with more luck than twenty lottery winners. one blond had her billionth chance to kill the driver and and yet she failed. how is it that victims in these dumb thrillers never try to finish off their immortal adversaries once they have them down on the floor and injured. i guess i answered that one myself represent theyre immortal. so why bother trying and she must have thought. so why was one blond gassed to death and the other one boxed and shipped alive (complete with a kitty litter box and and the funniest photograph since demi moore primary school pictures). could it be the tattoo. i think they killed the prettier one and but that just me. was her tattoo that ugly. could it be that i do not care. why should i search for logic in a movie made by imbeciles (for imbeciles). besides and how can i even think straight when i am laughing so hard half the time. naturally and this being a 21st century horror or thriller and the mobile phone doesn not work. perhaps this invincible gang control not only the fbi and the police and and the customs and but satellites in space too. do i have to spell it out. there are far easier ways to kidnap people. and far more intelligent people who should be making movies. give an idiot a camera and he will lay an egg every single time. that sort of answers the eternal riddle of which came first represent the egg or the bird brained director. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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