the sun was not shining and it was too wet to play and so i went to the movies and that cold and cold and wet date day. the cat in the hat was the name of the flick and and when it was over and my stomach was sick. mike myers played the cat and his humor was lame and and kids needn not see this and the humor was not tame. the film was like drinking milk and from a rabid cow and so it is fun to have fun and yet the filmmakers do not know how. this film and in short is atrocious. the acting was bad and the plot was tweaked too much and and the humor was surprisingly very crude. it starts with conrad and sally and a rule breaker and a future sheriff. when their mother has to go to work and she gets mrs. kwan to babysit. possibly the lone funny part in the movie is when mrs. kwan is watching a taiwanese court room and a `la c span. she soon falls asleep and and here comes the cat. the film starts to spiral out of control. the cat came to try to let the kids have some fun. he got thing 1 and thing 2 and who suddenly start trashing the house. he improvises a tv infomercial and and accidentally slices his tail off. and when the cat goes full carmen miranda and it not funny. possibly his only funny disguise is as a hippie activist. and there a fish who tries warning the kids about the cat. too bad he do not warn us this film was as much fun as sour milk and or chopping your tail off. soon the kids are outside looking for the family dog and who has the key to a crate on his collar. if the crate is not locked soon and their house will be home to the cat universe. here it gets a little more interesting and but not enough to save the film. the acting and overall and is horrible. mike meyers brings his brand of irreverent austin powers humor to the cat and saying things like you dirty ho and imagining himself as a woman for the rest of his life after a whack in the testicles while posing as a pinata. spencer breslin is great as the trouble making conrad and and dakota fanning is cute as sally and though they alone are not enough to save this horrendous aortic dissection waiting to kill john ritter(accident waiting to happen). alec baldwin slick and slimey lawrence quinn is disgusting and ever trying to woo the kids mom and who is played by kelly preston. and sean hayes is mr. humberfloob and mom boss and and is also the voice of the fish. the latter three are also bland. overall and if i were a parent i would not take my kids who are into potty humor and cause there plenty of it and more. save your $7. 00 and see something else. as the late great dr. seuss once said and it is fun to have fun and but you have to know how. really and universal and stop. theodore already turning over in his grave. like my mom always says and curiousity killed the cat. the cat in the hat out of . 
the sun was not shining and it was too wet to play and so i went to the movies and that cold and cold and wet date day. the cat in the hat was the name of the flick and and when it was over and my stomach was sick. mike myers played the cat and his humor was lame and and kids needn not see this and the humor was not tame. the film was like drinking milk and from a rabid cow and so it is fun to have fun and yet the filmmakers do not know how. this film and in short is atrocious. the acting was bad and the plot was tweaked too much and and the humor was surprisingly very crude. it starts with conrad and sally and a rule breaker and a future sheriff. when their mother has to go to work and she gets mrs. kwan to babysit. possibly the lone funny part in the movie is when mrs. kwan is watching a taiwanese court room and a `la c span. she soon falls asleep and and here comes the cat. the film starts to spiral out of control. the cat came to try to let the kids have some fun. he got thing 1 and thing 2 and who suddenly start trashing the house. he improvises a tv infomercial and and accidentally slices his tail off. and when the cat goes full carmen miranda and it not funny. possibly his only funny disguise is as a hippie activist. and there a fish who tries warning the kids about the cat. too bad he do not warn us this film was as much fun as sour milk and or chopping your tail off. soon the kids are outside looking for the family dog and who has the key to a crate on his collar. if the crate is not locked soon and their house will be home to the cat universe. here it gets a little more interesting and but not enough to save the film. the acting and overall and is horrible. mike meyers brings his brand of irreverent austin powers humor to the cat and saying things like you dirty ho and imagining himself as a woman for the rest of his life after a whack in the testicles while posing as a pinata. spencer breslin is great as the trouble making conrad and and dakota fanning is cute as sally and though they alone are not enough to save this horrendous aortic dissection waiting to kill john ritter(accident waiting to happen). alec baldwin slick and slimey lawrence quinn is disgusting and ever trying to woo the kids mom and who is played by kelly preston. and sean hayes is mr. humberfloob and mom boss and and is also the voice of the fish. the latter three are also bland. overall and if i were a parent i would not take my kids who are into potty humor and cause there plenty of it and more. save your $7. 00 and see something else. as the late great dr. seuss once said and it is fun to have fun and but you have to know how. really and universal and stop. theodore already turning over in his grave. like my mom always says and curiousity killed the cat. the cat in the hat out of . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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