catherine zeta jones and aaron eckhart star in a romantic drama about an uptight chef played by zeta jones and who ends up carrying for her niece when her sister is killed in a car crash. while she out taking care of family matters she replaced by eckhart. unfunny maudlin tale with no chemistry between the leads (she a dead fish and he okay and but not much of anything). watching this i was wondering why anyone would want to see this since zeta jones character is so unlikable. come on she so obsessed with cooking and being the best all she does is cook for her therapist or talk about food. ugh. i would not use any of the numerous puns that come to mind. i couldn not finish it. 
catherine zeta jones and aaron eckhart star in a romantic drama about an uptight chef played by zeta jones and who ends up carrying for her niece when her sister is killed in a car crash. while she out taking care of family matters she replaced by eckhart. unfunny maudlin tale with no chemistry between the leads (she a dead fish and he okay and but not much of anything). watching this i was wondering why anyone would want to see this since zeta jones character is so unlikable. come on she so obsessed with cooking and being the best all she does is cook for her therapist or talk about food. ugh. i would not use any of the numerous puns that come to mind. i couldn not finish it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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