i had to write a review for this film after i saw it last night and read some of the comments of people trying to classify the displeasure of this film go down to wfmitchell post)). i do not fit any any of those classification. the other classification that needs to be on the list is 5) people do not like this movie because it was not good. i found the film to be booring and forced. my wife picked it for us to see because she is a huge kidman fan and she also likes jude law. speaking of law and it took a long time and a huge amount of suspension of belief for me to believe his southern accent. i can not help but wonder if they do not make his character less talkative on purpose so we wouldt have to hear that tortured accent so much. as far as the movie and it took a long time for it to get interesting (about 1 or 1. 5 hours) and and then fell flat in it ending. what was interesting and is that i did not know that this film was directed by minghella. about 40 minutes into the movie and i asked my wife this isn not going to be another english patient is it. it absolutely was. as far as the battle scenes. i am trying to think of a word to describe the opening battle scene and but i think the most descriptive word that accurately describes it is simply dumb. it was forced and it was unbelievable and it was silly and it was dumb. (after the battle i looked at my wife and asked was that just dumb. to which she vigorously nodded her head). the only bright point in the film was the performance of zellweger. the role was a bit over acted like any decent comedy relief role and but it worked. from her speech pattern and her walk and her mannerisms and esp. her little quips (my favorite represent if you want to get 3 feet up a bull ass all you have to do is listen to sweethearts talk to each other) and she was able to create an almost cartoon like character who did her job extremely well. i simply did not like this movie and i have to wonder about the kind of people who do say they like it (or the english patient for that matter). i suspect you could categorize them in one category represent 1) soap opera fans. 
i had to write a review for this film after i saw it last night and read some of the comments of people trying to classify the displeasure of this film go down to wfmitchell post)). i do not fit any any of those classification. the other classification that needs to be on the list is 5) people do not like this movie because it was not good. i found the film to be booring and forced. my wife picked it for us to see because she is a huge kidman fan and she also likes jude law. speaking of law and it took a long time and a huge amount of suspension of belief for me to believe his southern accent. i can not help but wonder if they do not make his character less talkative on purpose so we wouldt have to hear that tortured accent so much. as far as the movie and it took a long time for it to get interesting (about 1 or 1. 5 hours) and and then fell flat in it ending. what was interesting and is that i did not know that this film was directed by minghella. about 40 minutes into the movie and i asked my wife this isn not going to be another english patient is it. it absolutely was. as far as the battle scenes. i am trying to think of a word to describe the opening battle scene and but i think the most descriptive word that accurately describes it is simply dumb. it was forced and it was unbelievable and it was silly and it was dumb. (after the battle i looked at my wife and asked was that just dumb. to which she vigorously nodded her head). the only bright point in the film was the performance of zellweger. the role was a bit over acted like any decent comedy relief role and but it worked. from her speech pattern and her walk and her mannerisms and esp. her little quips (my favorite represent if you want to get 3 feet up a bull ass all you have to do is listen to sweethearts talk to each other) and she was able to create an almost cartoon like character who did her job extremely well. i simply did not like this movie and i have to wonder about the kind of people who do say they like it (or the english patient for that matter). i suspect you could categorize them in one category represent 1) soap opera fans. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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