witchery is a decent little euro trash horror yarn. david hasselhoff is pretty damn funny in this one and sadly and he one of the better actors. linda blair is downright terrible and the lady who plays hoff wife. she is hilariously bad. the plot of this film is ridiculous too. it got some holes and which you can not help but notice and but it remains entertaining throughout. the gore in witchery is freaking outstanding. i loved the part where the old bag gets sucked into the trash chute and ends up in the chimney to roast. and the part where the lady gets taken advantage of by the devil was pretty damned disturbing. i would say this one is a must for gorehounds. if youre looking for an overproduced and well acted flick and look elsewhere. but if you like old school style italian sleaze and over the top gore and witchery belongs on your shelf. i am surprised by the low rating on here. what were you people expecting and the exorcist. positive  and kids. 
witchery is a decent little euro trash horror yarn. david hasselhoff is pretty damn funny in this one and sadly and he one of the better actors. linda blair is downright terrible and the lady who plays hoff wife. she is hilariously bad. the plot of this film is ridiculous too. it got some holes and which you can not help but notice and but it remains entertaining throughout. the gore in witchery is freaking outstanding. i loved the part where the old bag gets sucked into the trash chute and ends up in the chimney to roast. and the part where the lady gets taken advantage of by the devil was pretty damned disturbing. i would say this one is a must for gorehounds. if youre looking for an overproduced and well acted flick and look elsewhere. but if you like old school style italian sleaze and over the top gore and witchery belongs on your shelf. i am surprised by the low rating on here. what were you people expecting and the exorcist. positive  and kids. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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