what do you get when you put lou diamond philips and todd bridges and barry corbin with a bad toupee and and an alien all on a train. you get a very bad movie called alien express or dead rail that would be more entertaining on comedy central old series mystery science theater 3000. you name it and this awful movie suffered in areas of acting and plot and storyline and and special effects. in fact and the exterior passenger train shots looked like the production staff used a common ho scale model in front of a painted background. the rest of the special effects goes downhill from there. the plot is very predictable and is similar to two 1970 movies called horror express and a disaster movie called the cassandra crossing. at least the cassandra crossing had a better cast and an engaging storyline and and real train scenes. if you want a good laugh and a movie to mock at a b movie party then watch this while otherwise and alien express derailed long before departing from the station. 
what do you get when you put lou diamond philips and todd bridges and barry corbin with a bad toupee and and an alien all on a train. you get a very bad movie called alien express or dead rail that would be more entertaining on comedy central old series mystery science theater 3000. you name it and this awful movie suffered in areas of acting and plot and storyline and and special effects. in fact and the exterior passenger train shots looked like the production staff used a common ho scale model in front of a painted background. the rest of the special effects goes downhill from there. the plot is very predictable and is similar to two 1970 movies called horror express and a disaster movie called the cassandra crossing. at least the cassandra crossing had a better cast and an engaging storyline and and real train scenes. if you want a good laugh and a movie to mock at a b movie party then watch this while otherwise and alien express derailed long before departing from the station. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
