let cut through everything in the first paragraph. the messengers and the newest film by the pang brothers (danny and oxide) and as a horror movie and is profoundly bad. and just as a movie in general and is a big disappointment. it nothing but a rewarmed sixth sense and and as long as that picture is still available and there is no reason on earth to pay money to see this turkey. lately and horror or slasher films such as the final destination series and wrong turn and boogie man and the ring 2 and the grudge and are becoming increasingly more reliant on big shocks with no payoff (for instance and something jumps out at the person on screen and elicits a gasp from the audience and but turns out to be a cat or a crow or something. ) little goes into making it a genuine frightening experience like the sixth sense and or signs and or some of the classic horror movies of the 1940s and 50s and 60s. the messengers relies upon the same old and tired clichés as these newer and far inferior films and and is therefor old and tired and  to my surprise  ended up as one of the most boring movies i have seen in awhile. the plot has another stupid family and led by dad roy (dylan mcdermott and the practice) and mom denise (penelope ann miller and awakenings and kindergarten cop and tv series desperate housewives) and big sis jess (kristen stewart and zathura represent a space adventure) and toddler ben (evan turner) and who move to north dakota from chicago. the reason for the move is never really outlined here and but it has something to do with the dad inability to find work and jess drunken driving escapades. we know there will be trouble immediately because they move into a big gothic house in the middle of nowhere while a domicile that looks like the munster summer home. oh and and the first five minutes of the movie show something really horrible happened there. jess hates the place (hey and who could blame her) and but optimistic pop hopes to make a go out of raising sunflowers (despite the unusually large amount of crows fluttering about). but when he meets burwell (john corbet and raising helen and looking like kevin costner in the film version of my name is earl) and an itinerant drifter and expert on raising sunflowers and things start to pick up. but then weird things begin to happen while jess is terrorized by a violent unseen force in the house (of course and no one else but the two year old ben can see it and so she labeled a flake) and the crows keep hanging around. ben also is able to detect the unearthly creatures and but since he two and he cannot articulate it. scene after scene of people telling the little boy to tell them what he sees finally had me wanting to yell to the screen and he can not tell you. he two  freaking  years old. yes and have the only protagonist who can solve all of these things be a mute toddler is real smart. anyway and were left to ponder the sanity of jess while when and if ben will ever properly describe the paranormal visions he sees while if dad will make the sunflower thing work while if the high plains drifter is a good guy or bad while what the point of the george plimpton looking realtor is while how a pitchfork plunged in the back can only be a flesh wound while what mom role in the family is while and where are all the crows coming from. all of this while waiting and wondering for something  anything  to happen. the conclusion is really lame and as well and and once again begs the question of how a spirit which has no physical body can cause harm to a living person. very dull and pointless and most terrible of all and not frightening in the least. oh and and there are a lot of crows in this movie. 
let cut through everything in the first paragraph. the messengers and the newest film by the pang brothers (danny and oxide) and as a horror movie and is profoundly bad. and just as a movie in general and is a big disappointment. it nothing but a rewarmed sixth sense and and as long as that picture is still available and there is no reason on earth to pay money to see this turkey. lately and horror or slasher films such as the final destination series and wrong turn and boogie man and the ring 2 and the grudge and are becoming increasingly more reliant on big shocks with no payoff (for instance and something jumps out at the person on screen and elicits a gasp from the audience and but turns out to be a cat or a crow or something. ) little goes into making it a genuine frightening experience like the sixth sense and or signs and or some of the classic horror movies of the 1940s and 50s and 60s. the messengers relies upon the same old and tired clichés as these newer and far inferior films and and is therefor old and tired and  to my surprise  ended up as one of the most boring movies i have seen in awhile. the plot has another stupid family and led by dad roy (dylan mcdermott and the practice) and mom denise (penelope ann miller and awakenings and kindergarten cop and tv series desperate housewives) and big sis jess (kristen stewart and zathura represent a space adventure) and toddler ben (evan turner) and who move to north dakota from chicago. the reason for the move is never really outlined here and but it has something to do with the dad inability to find work and jess drunken driving escapades. we know there will be trouble immediately because they move into a big gothic house in the middle of nowhere while a domicile that looks like the munster summer home. oh and and the first five minutes of the movie show something really horrible happened there. jess hates the place (hey and who could blame her) and but optimistic pop hopes to make a go out of raising sunflowers (despite the unusually large amount of crows fluttering about). but when he meets burwell (john corbet and raising helen and looking like kevin costner in the film version of my name is earl) and an itinerant drifter and expert on raising sunflowers and things start to pick up. but then weird things begin to happen while jess is terrorized by a violent unseen force in the house (of course and no one else but the two year old ben can see it and so she labeled a flake) and the crows keep hanging around. ben also is able to detect the unearthly creatures and but since he two and he cannot articulate it. scene after scene of people telling the little boy to tell them what he sees finally had me wanting to yell to the screen and he can not tell you. he two  freaking  years old. yes and have the only protagonist who can solve all of these things be a mute toddler is real smart. anyway and were left to ponder the sanity of jess while when and if ben will ever properly describe the paranormal visions he sees while if dad will make the sunflower thing work while if the high plains drifter is a good guy or bad while what the point of the george plimpton looking realtor is while how a pitchfork plunged in the back can only be a flesh wound while what mom role in the family is while and where are all the crows coming from. all of this while waiting and wondering for something  anything  to happen. the conclusion is really lame and as well and and once again begs the question of how a spirit which has no physical body can cause harm to a living person. very dull and pointless and most terrible of all and not frightening in the least. oh and and there are a lot of crows in this movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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