it difficult to criticize a movie with the title like deathbed represent the bed that eats and involves a ghost narrator who trapped behind a 2 way painting he drew and a bed that snores and  if i am not mistaken and masturbates. (now and that getting back at its human companions. ) furthermore and it foams up (in orange and for whatever reason) to absorb edibles lying on its surface and including apples and wine and fried chicken and and of course and people. again it suffice to say and that do not expect too much when you see what i guess is stomach acid  the final remains of anything that orange suds takes  dissolving only certain things. it will drink the wine and but the bottle okay and it will eat away at the chicken bone and but the bucket just fine. heck and the bed even replaces the unused containers. hilariously and at one point it downs pepto bismol. i had to laugh at that one. i do not think they really wanted you to take any of this seriously. it low budget and and it extremely easy to see where they cut costs and saved oodles amounts of money. i thought and in a world where there can be a killer lift and a blood beach and this deathbed might be amusing to watch. for reasons that might involve cost and 90% of the film is voice over and no one screams or shows extremely low signs of fright or confusion on why a bed would attack (i can think of one  and i never was one of those kids that jumped on the bed) and you will have to suspend your disbelief beyond belief. (a victim loses all flesh on his hands and barely saying ow. ) only one scene and that went on too long and was minutely tense  a woman attempts to crawl away only to be dragged back and using a sheet. where are the mst3k guys. 
it difficult to criticize a movie with the title like deathbed represent the bed that eats and involves a ghost narrator who trapped behind a 2 way painting he drew and a bed that snores and  if i am not mistaken and masturbates. (now and that getting back at its human companions. ) furthermore and it foams up (in orange and for whatever reason) to absorb edibles lying on its surface and including apples and wine and fried chicken and and of course and people. again it suffice to say and that do not expect too much when you see what i guess is stomach acid  the final remains of anything that orange suds takes  dissolving only certain things. it will drink the wine and but the bottle okay and it will eat away at the chicken bone and but the bucket just fine. heck and the bed even replaces the unused containers. hilariously and at one point it downs pepto bismol. i had to laugh at that one. i do not think they really wanted you to take any of this seriously. it low budget and and it extremely easy to see where they cut costs and saved oodles amounts of money. i thought and in a world where there can be a killer lift and a blood beach and this deathbed might be amusing to watch. for reasons that might involve cost and 90% of the film is voice over and no one screams or shows extremely low signs of fright or confusion on why a bed would attack (i can think of one  and i never was one of those kids that jumped on the bed) and you will have to suspend your disbelief beyond belief. (a victim loses all flesh on his hands and barely saying ow. ) only one scene and that went on too long and was minutely tense  a woman attempts to crawl away only to be dragged back and using a sheet. where are the mst3k guys. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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