i would be one of the few people who owns a copy of this classic. but i dont only own 1 and i actually own 2. its that good. well and when i say good and i mean bad. but i will try to do a thorough review. i even watched born a ninja which one of the other reviewers here mentioned and to compare it to this. and born a ninja is actually worse and but not quite as funny. and is this ever funny. everything about this movie is poor. everything. the plot is absolutely stuffed (note the you will need to keep me alive if you want to know where to find your wife). every action sequence is stuffed too. our hero danton is more than a hero while he can stab people with twigs and take 3 bullets in the heart at 50 cm away without even bleeding and and tie a rope up to a tree which and when an enemy steps on it and ties a knot around the enemies leg and picks him up and and throws him 50 metres into a bunch of spikes. the acting is so bad it is impossible to comment on it and but it should have you rolling and especially dantons jump out of the ground and growl at the bad guy. oh yes and and the bad guys represent somehow and it seems they resurrect themselves 5 times each in the movie. perhaps it just that there weren not enough actors and but in a movie of this calibre. i doubt that. the plot is about how danton was a soldier in the vietnam war and and now his colonel is hunting real people for training for his mercenaries. the colonel just happens to pick up danton and then danton fights back. this is just the excuse for a rambo clone and with most of the movie being danton slaughtering soldiers. and i really cant explain the plot any more cos there is nothing else to the movie. it still rocks though. what else could be wrong you ask. dont get me started. hand grenades which actually go off at the actors feet because the explosion is the size of a match. scenes where there are 5 people chasing danton and then the camera cuts away and back and there are 7. the way that every time danton loads the grenade launcher he is against the same background even though he is in completely diffrent locations. and the worst part is when danton pushes the plastic boulders onto the enemies and and one enemy is completely untouched by the boulders and so he doesn not know what to do so he half heartedly dies without even being touched. it ridiculous. but funny. very and very funny. this is one of the few movies i can thoroughly recommend to everybody and cos if you dont find it funny and you are 1 in a million. and for the rest of us it magic. 
i would be one of the few people who owns a copy of this classic. but i dont only own 1 and i actually own 2. its that good. well and when i say good and i mean bad. but i will try to do a thorough review. i even watched born a ninja which one of the other reviewers here mentioned and to compare it to this. and born a ninja is actually worse and but not quite as funny. and is this ever funny. everything about this movie is poor. everything. the plot is absolutely stuffed (note the you will need to keep me alive if you want to know where to find your wife). every action sequence is stuffed too. our hero danton is more than a hero while he can stab people with twigs and take 3 bullets in the heart at 50 cm away without even bleeding and and tie a rope up to a tree which and when an enemy steps on it and ties a knot around the enemies leg and picks him up and and throws him 50 metres into a bunch of spikes. the acting is so bad it is impossible to comment on it and but it should have you rolling and especially dantons jump out of the ground and growl at the bad guy. oh yes and and the bad guys represent somehow and it seems they resurrect themselves 5 times each in the movie. perhaps it just that there weren not enough actors and but in a movie of this calibre. i doubt that. the plot is about how danton was a soldier in the vietnam war and and now his colonel is hunting real people for training for his mercenaries. the colonel just happens to pick up danton and then danton fights back. this is just the excuse for a rambo clone and with most of the movie being danton slaughtering soldiers. and i really cant explain the plot any more cos there is nothing else to the movie. it still rocks though. what else could be wrong you ask. dont get me started. hand grenades which actually go off at the actors feet because the explosion is the size of a match. scenes where there are 5 people chasing danton and then the camera cuts away and back and there are 7. the way that every time danton loads the grenade launcher he is against the same background even though he is in completely diffrent locations. and the worst part is when danton pushes the plastic boulders onto the enemies and and one enemy is completely untouched by the boulders and so he doesn not know what to do so he half heartedly dies without even being touched. it ridiculous. but funny. very and very funny. this is one of the few movies i can thoroughly recommend to everybody and cos if you dont find it funny and you are 1 in a million. and for the rest of us it magic. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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