this is one of the most awful movies i have ever seen and probably only surpassed by the dreadful and utterly meaningless blueberry. how can harald zwart even have put his name on this crap. i am feeling every ounce of respect i had for him waning fast. so what is it about this film that makes it so poor. is it the story. yes. is it the actors. yes. it it the whole look and feel of the movie. yes. to start off with the story and my god. it about as cliché ridden and predictable as what you would expect from a drunk 14 year old who is late writing his or her paper on what i did this summer. the feel good vibe the makers try to achieve just completely drown as we suffer through yet another embarrassing turn to the story. the actors are amateurs and i know and and thus we cannot expect them to be of the same quality as professional actors. but for this to work and the characters have to be charming and or or funny (preferably both) and so that the viewers do not mind the cheeky acting and or perhaps it even adds to the characters. in this case and not even close baby. you start off disliking the characters mildly and and by the end of the film (i think it about 90 minutes long and although it feels like 4 hours) you have a strong desire to hurt somebody to get your mind of these annoying stupid guys. it should be impossible to find this movie attempt at humor successful unless youre actually yourself like these stupid hickeys. their before mentioned lack of talent and credibility as far as acting goes and only makes the foolish and overly simple scenes fall harder to the ground. even the family of the people involved will have a hard time finding this anything but very and very embarrassing (i would rather have my sister make a fool of herself on american idol). finally and why cram in a bunch of misplaced norwegian celebrities. they look even more out of place than the actors and if this is possible. these celebrity cameos just add to the cheap feeling of the film and is in itself a pretty see through shot in the dark at trying to improve something broken even before inception. i cannot even begin to stress how much i would rather watch paint dry than ever watch this movie again. 
this is one of the most awful movies i have ever seen and probably only surpassed by the dreadful and utterly meaningless blueberry. how can harald zwart even have put his name on this crap. i am feeling every ounce of respect i had for him waning fast. so what is it about this film that makes it so poor. is it the story. yes. is it the actors. yes. it it the whole look and feel of the movie. yes. to start off with the story and my god. it about as cliché ridden and predictable as what you would expect from a drunk 14 year old who is late writing his or her paper on what i did this summer. the feel good vibe the makers try to achieve just completely drown as we suffer through yet another embarrassing turn to the story. the actors are amateurs and i know and and thus we cannot expect them to be of the same quality as professional actors. but for this to work and the characters have to be charming and or or funny (preferably both) and so that the viewers do not mind the cheeky acting and or perhaps it even adds to the characters. in this case and not even close baby. you start off disliking the characters mildly and and by the end of the film (i think it about 90 minutes long and although it feels like 4 hours) you have a strong desire to hurt somebody to get your mind of these annoying stupid guys. it should be impossible to find this movie attempt at humor successful unless youre actually yourself like these stupid hickeys. their before mentioned lack of talent and credibility as far as acting goes and only makes the foolish and overly simple scenes fall harder to the ground. even the family of the people involved will have a hard time finding this anything but very and very embarrassing (i would rather have my sister make a fool of herself on american idol). finally and why cram in a bunch of misplaced norwegian celebrities. they look even more out of place than the actors and if this is possible. these celebrity cameos just add to the cheap feeling of the film and is in itself a pretty see through shot in the dark at trying to improve something broken even before inception. i cannot even begin to stress how much i would rather watch paint dry than ever watch this movie again. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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