ok and it easy not to confuse this with the lame stuart gordon movie called death bed that came out a few years back and because this one is the bed that eats. and how do i even begin to describe this. well and for starters and obviously there is a bed that eats. this is as a result of demon teardrops and which of course affect most things and i guess and in a negative way. the bed is in some old servant quarters or something and and has been responsible for the disappearances of quite a few people in its time. we have a narrator and who is a ghost that sits in the wall behind a painting and and collects all the non edible goodies (jewelry and etc) that the bed passes on. he died of consumption and one of the few people to lay in the bed that do not get eaten and probably because he was sick and he theorizes and as we see him hacking blood into hankies. bleah. the thing about this movie is that is has a very odd sense of humor to it but it all played pretty deadpan. the movie is divided into several acts and i guess and breakfast and lunch and dinner and  and just desserts. for fans of the unfathomably weird and bizarre and well and this may just be right up your alley. all i can say is you have to see this one to believe it and it pretty well defies description. positive stars. 
ok and it easy not to confuse this with the lame stuart gordon movie called death bed that came out a few years back and because this one is the bed that eats. and how do i even begin to describe this. well and for starters and obviously there is a bed that eats. this is as a result of demon teardrops and which of course affect most things and i guess and in a negative way. the bed is in some old servant quarters or something and and has been responsible for the disappearances of quite a few people in its time. we have a narrator and who is a ghost that sits in the wall behind a painting and and collects all the non edible goodies (jewelry and etc) that the bed passes on. he died of consumption and one of the few people to lay in the bed that do not get eaten and probably because he was sick and he theorizes and as we see him hacking blood into hankies. bleah. the thing about this movie is that is has a very odd sense of humor to it but it all played pretty deadpan. the movie is divided into several acts and i guess and breakfast and lunch and dinner and  and just desserts. for fans of the unfathomably weird and bizarre and well and this may just be right up your alley. all i can say is you have to see this one to believe it and it pretty well defies description. positive stars. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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