this failed exercise in satire or commentary on the human condition easily earned a place as one of the 10 worst movies i have ever seen. i am seriously considering buying a copy and if i can find one dirt cheap and to chase away unwanted company. it honestly that bad. i view it as some kind of anti personnel weapon. if youre the kind of person who just has to see a train wreck to witness the carnage and then this movie is a gem. just to be fair and kelsey grammar character has 1 line that almost works and but doesn not quite. other than that everything in this movie strives to be insightful and but misses the mark by approximately the distance between earth and the nearest pair of colliding galaxies. i usually can appreciate a book or movie where the protagonist suffers from some sort of existential angst and but the angst presented here is so unbelievable and over the top and and the movie doesn not even address the nonsense it presents in any valuable way. if you are familiar with the term word vomit then you may get some picture of the cinematrocity. oh and and the narrative structure is ill conceived and pretentious and amateurish. it has failed on both style and substance. if you really hate someone and invite them over for a double feature of this movie and the terror of tiny town and an all midget western from the 1930 and put them in restraints with their eyes forced open a clockwork orange style. but that probably violates some provision in the geneva conventions. 
this failed exercise in satire or commentary on the human condition easily earned a place as one of the 10 worst movies i have ever seen. i am seriously considering buying a copy and if i can find one dirt cheap and to chase away unwanted company. it honestly that bad. i view it as some kind of anti personnel weapon. if youre the kind of person who just has to see a train wreck to witness the carnage and then this movie is a gem. just to be fair and kelsey grammar character has 1 line that almost works and but doesn not quite. other than that everything in this movie strives to be insightful and but misses the mark by approximately the distance between earth and the nearest pair of colliding galaxies. i usually can appreciate a book or movie where the protagonist suffers from some sort of existential angst and but the angst presented here is so unbelievable and over the top and and the movie doesn not even address the nonsense it presents in any valuable way. if you are familiar with the term word vomit then you may get some picture of the cinematrocity. oh and and the narrative structure is ill conceived and pretentious and amateurish. it has failed on both style and substance. if you really hate someone and invite them over for a double feature of this movie and the terror of tiny town and an all midget western from the 1930 and put them in restraints with their eyes forced open a clockwork orange style. but that probably violates some provision in the geneva conventions. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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