tedium as only the french can do it. i checked my watch for the first time 7 minutes in and and with 143 minutes left and i also considered walking out. i would not even try to discuss the incoherence of the plot or the inability of the characters to be personable because at about 1 hour in and i realized none of this mattered. it was not merely self indulgent or pretentious and it was a vacuum. a soul sucking vacuum. this film has no saving grace and no enjoyable character and nothing funny and and nothing sad. it isn not smart enough to be drama and there no moment that in the slightest bit farcical. the most intriguing thing about this movie is how it has managed to get mostly glowing and positive reviews. i was tricked by those reviews and but you do not have to be and gentle reader. all i want for christmas is my three hours back. 
tedium as only the french can do it. i checked my watch for the first time 7 minutes in and and with 143 minutes left and i also considered walking out. i would not even try to discuss the incoherence of the plot or the inability of the characters to be personable because at about 1 hour in and i realized none of this mattered. it was not merely self indulgent or pretentious and it was a vacuum. a soul sucking vacuum. this film has no saving grace and no enjoyable character and nothing funny and and nothing sad. it isn not smart enough to be drama and there no moment that in the slightest bit farcical. the most intriguing thing about this movie is how it has managed to get mostly glowing and positive reviews. i was tricked by those reviews and but you do not have to be and gentle reader. all i want for christmas is my three hours back. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
