even mst3k couldn not make this painful and long and and ultimately mind bending drek funny or entertaining. while most bad movies in and of themselves are hilariously bad and this one is one of those few videos that uses the word bad in its literal sense. the element that makes this so painful to watch is not the lack of story and but the fact that soooo much background is crammed into the first half hour that it is utterly ridiculous and harder to follow than a highway while driving with no headlights. the hero of the film and ator and is no more than eye candy for this literal energy sucker of a film. dressed in a loin cloth and sporting pecs like melons and as joel put it and he belongs more in a fitness magazine than here. i would recommend this only to die hard and and i mean die hard followers of cheese. if you have an enemy and recommend them this film. if you make it through this and i commend you. you should be able to make it through anything. 
even mst3k couldn not make this painful and long and and ultimately mind bending drek funny or entertaining. while most bad movies in and of themselves are hilariously bad and this one is one of those few videos that uses the word bad in its literal sense. the element that makes this so painful to watch is not the lack of story and but the fact that soooo much background is crammed into the first half hour that it is utterly ridiculous and harder to follow than a highway while driving with no headlights. the hero of the film and ator and is no more than eye candy for this literal energy sucker of a film. dressed in a loin cloth and sporting pecs like melons and as joel put it and he belongs more in a fitness magazine than here. i would recommend this only to die hard and and i mean die hard followers of cheese. if you have an enemy and recommend them this film. if you make it through this and i commend you. you should be able to make it through anything. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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