plankton and or creatures from the abyss as i am positive it more commonly known as and filmed under as the title creatures from the abyss appears over a moving image and in the same font type as the rest of the credits and starts with five 20 something kids and mike (clay rogers) his girlfriend margaret (sharon twomey) and sisters julie (ann wolf) and dorothy (loren depalm) and an annoying idiot named bobby (michael bon) whom decide to all fit into a small rubber boat and head out to sea and do not ask why as i do not know. oh and the complete idiot bobby left the petrol behind and never thought to tell anyone so it comes as no great surprise that they end up stranded out at sea without any petrol for the motor and to make matters worse they become trapped in a thunder storm and discover a dead body floating in the water. shortly after their luck seems to change when they come across a yacht and potential safety and in a flash everyone boards the yacht and begin to explore. first of all they find a scientific lab with various fish specimens and computer equipment and then down below they find fully furnished and luxurious cabins. they find a chemist (deran sarafian) who appears mad and can not talk. they eat fish from the fridge which makes dorothy puke up green vomit and beetles and slugs. they learn that these fish are living fossil 1000 of years old and have been contaminated by toxic waste dumped in the sea and that they fly and mutate and bite and are generally unpleasant to be around. i really can not be bothered to go on with this plot outline so i would not and here what i think. this italian production was produced and directed by massimiliano cerchi under the pseudonym al passeri (i would hide under a different name if i made a film this bad too) and i think plankton is quite simply one of the worst films ever and there are so many things wrong with this film it difficult to know where to start. first the script by richard baumann is total crap and it makes no sense whatsoever and is so slow and dull it was torture for me to sit through. why would five people just simply set sail for the middle of the ocean on a rubber dinghy barely big enough to fit them all in. what were they planning on doing exactly. why do we often get point of view shots from these fish creatures but they seem to be totally invisible to the characters as they are never shown on screen even though they are right next to a character and  and how do these fish get around the boat as there is no water for them to swim in. people actions and reactions to things are all wrong and they constantly split up and they make bizarre decisions that simply do not make any sense in the situation they find themselves in and some of the dialogue is as awful as anything i have heard. i could go on all day about all the plot holes and ridiculous goings on but i will run out of space if i do. the fish creatures themselves look awful and a mixture of rubbish rubber puppets and some really bad stop motion animation at the end and the scenes where they interact with the human cast also look terrible with some bad super imposition. i have heard a lot of comments saying that plankton is gory and do not make me laugh. forget it there is virtually no blood or gore in plankton whatsoever and there are a couple of slimy scenes when bobby transforms into a fish monster while having sex with julie but it pretty brief and he doesn not kill her and he just sort of drips slime on her and grows a couple of tentacles and a fish head comes out of his mouth. later on julie vagina starts to drip some dark slime but that it and we never get to actually see what happens to her or what the slime is. dorothy has a fish creature come out of her back and off screen and  and control her but again we never get to see what happens to her while margaret commits suicide and a very brief shot of a plastic harpoon stuck to her forehead. easily the grossest scene is when dorothy pukes up that green stuff with what looks like beetles and slugs in it. that it and only one person actually dies on screen and for the most part plankton is quite tame and as exciting as watching paint dry and i nearly fell asleep it so boring. i can not see how anybody can like this total crap and i just can not. the acting is awful and the dubbing is awful and the characters are awful and i hated all of them. tecnically plankton is predictably crap as well and with an estimated budget of only $250 and 000 all i can say is where did the money go. the sets are monotonous and dull with one lab and a few cabins and the special effect are bottom of the barrel stuff including the most fake looking exploding boat ever and the cinematography is bland and the music sucks there is zero atmosphere or tension and as a whole plankton and like it name sake and is as low in the food chain as it could possibly be. i hate plankton and it awful in every single aspect of it overlong 86 minute duration. do yourself a favour and avoid this one at all costs unless your either a masochist or insomniac. 
plankton and or creatures from the abyss as i am positive it more commonly known as and filmed under as the title creatures from the abyss appears over a moving image and in the same font type as the rest of the credits and starts with five 20 something kids and mike (clay rogers) his girlfriend margaret (sharon twomey) and sisters julie (ann wolf) and dorothy (loren depalm) and an annoying idiot named bobby (michael bon) whom decide to all fit into a small rubber boat and head out to sea and do not ask why as i do not know. oh and the complete idiot bobby left the petrol behind and never thought to tell anyone so it comes as no great surprise that they end up stranded out at sea without any petrol for the motor and to make matters worse they become trapped in a thunder storm and discover a dead body floating in the water. shortly after their luck seems to change when they come across a yacht and potential safety and in a flash everyone boards the yacht and begin to explore. first of all they find a scientific lab with various fish specimens and computer equipment and then down below they find fully furnished and luxurious cabins. they find a chemist (deran sarafian) who appears mad and can not talk. they eat fish from the fridge which makes dorothy puke up green vomit and beetles and slugs. they learn that these fish are living fossil 1000 of years old and have been contaminated by toxic waste dumped in the sea and that they fly and mutate and bite and are generally unpleasant to be around. i really can not be bothered to go on with this plot outline so i would not and here what i think. this italian production was produced and directed by massimiliano cerchi under the pseudonym al passeri (i would hide under a different name if i made a film this bad too) and i think plankton is quite simply one of the worst films ever and there are so many things wrong with this film it difficult to know where to start. first the script by richard baumann is total crap and it makes no sense whatsoever and is so slow and dull it was torture for me to sit through. why would five people just simply set sail for the middle of the ocean on a rubber dinghy barely big enough to fit them all in. what were they planning on doing exactly. why do we often get point of view shots from these fish creatures but they seem to be totally invisible to the characters as they are never shown on screen even though they are right next to a character and  and how do these fish get around the boat as there is no water for them to swim in. people actions and reactions to things are all wrong and they constantly split up and they make bizarre decisions that simply do not make any sense in the situation they find themselves in and some of the dialogue is as awful as anything i have heard. i could go on all day about all the plot holes and ridiculous goings on but i will run out of space if i do. the fish creatures themselves look awful and a mixture of rubbish rubber puppets and some really bad stop motion animation at the end and the scenes where they interact with the human cast also look terrible with some bad super imposition. i have heard a lot of comments saying that plankton is gory and do not make me laugh. forget it there is virtually no blood or gore in plankton whatsoever and there are a couple of slimy scenes when bobby transforms into a fish monster while having sex with julie but it pretty brief and he doesn not kill her and he just sort of drips slime on her and grows a couple of tentacles and a fish head comes out of his mouth. later on julie vagina starts to drip some dark slime but that it and we never get to actually see what happens to her or what the slime is. dorothy has a fish creature come out of her back and off screen and  and control her but again we never get to see what happens to her while margaret commits suicide and a very brief shot of a plastic harpoon stuck to her forehead. easily the grossest scene is when dorothy pukes up that green stuff with what looks like beetles and slugs in it. that it and only one person actually dies on screen and for the most part plankton is quite tame and as exciting as watching paint dry and i nearly fell asleep it so boring. i can not see how anybody can like this total crap and i just can not. the acting is awful and the dubbing is awful and the characters are awful and i hated all of them. tecnically plankton is predictably crap as well and with an estimated budget of only $250 and 000 all i can say is where did the money go. the sets are monotonous and dull with one lab and a few cabins and the special effect are bottom of the barrel stuff including the most fake looking exploding boat ever and the cinematography is bland and the music sucks there is zero atmosphere or tension and as a whole plankton and like it name sake and is as low in the food chain as it could possibly be. i hate plankton and it awful in every single aspect of it overlong 86 minute duration. do yourself a favour and avoid this one at all costs unless your either a masochist or insomniac. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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