depressing black black comedy about a woman (mia farrow) who flees her house on christmas eve when she discovers her husband (tony goldwyn) has hired a hit man to kill her. she ends up with a husband and wife (scott glenn and mary louise parker) and then things go wrong. basically farrow keeps running and is continuously meeting very strange people and getting into morbidly unfunny situations. this was advertised as a feel good movie when i saw it around christmas time at its very short run in an art cinema. i found it sick and unfunny and just depressing. i like black humor but this was way too dark for me. what happens to parker character especially was horrifying. to make matters worse eileen brennan is thrown in as a nun (. ) later on and proceeds to chew the scenery with gusto. the only saving grace was farrow acting it much better than this picture deserves. also it was a relief to see the very talented stephen dorff pop up at the end. the ending itself was kind of nice but it couldn not erase what had gone on before. sick and morbid and pitch black comedy. a 1. 
depressing black black comedy about a woman (mia farrow) who flees her house on christmas eve when she discovers her husband (tony goldwyn) has hired a hit man to kill her. she ends up with a husband and wife (scott glenn and mary louise parker) and then things go wrong. basically farrow keeps running and is continuously meeting very strange people and getting into morbidly unfunny situations. this was advertised as a feel good movie when i saw it around christmas time at its very short run in an art cinema. i found it sick and unfunny and just depressing. i like black humor but this was way too dark for me. what happens to parker character especially was horrifying. to make matters worse eileen brennan is thrown in as a nun (. ) later on and proceeds to chew the scenery with gusto. the only saving grace was farrow acting it much better than this picture deserves. also it was a relief to see the very talented stephen dorff pop up at the end. the ending itself was kind of nice but it couldn not erase what had gone on before. sick and morbid and pitch black comedy. a 1. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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