i am a big fan of the vacation franchise and and i love randy quaid as cousin eddie and and at least a couple of the behind the scenes names were involved in this project (most notably matty simmons and who produced or executive produced all 4 of the theatrical releases and as well as animal house). for those reasons i figured this made for tv spin off might be worth checking out and even without chevy chase. for the record and i did not expect it to be very good while i just thought it might be a slightly amusing diversion. therefore and my high level of disappointment goes to prove just how bad this utter turd of a movie really was. it was mind numbingly and jaw droppingly and heart stoppingly and head explodingly terrible. yet and somehow and i could not stop watching it. it a sickness i have while i can not seem to walk out on a film or give up on a tv show before it ends. nothing has ever made me want two hours of my life back more than this movie. 
i am a big fan of the vacation franchise and and i love randy quaid as cousin eddie and and at least a couple of the behind the scenes names were involved in this project (most notably matty simmons and who produced or executive produced all 4 of the theatrical releases and as well as animal house). for those reasons i figured this made for tv spin off might be worth checking out and even without chevy chase. for the record and i did not expect it to be very good while i just thought it might be a slightly amusing diversion. therefore and my high level of disappointment goes to prove just how bad this utter turd of a movie really was. it was mind numbingly and jaw droppingly and heart stoppingly and head explodingly terrible. yet and somehow and i could not stop watching it. it a sickness i have while i can not seem to walk out on a film or give up on a tv show before it ends. nothing has ever made me want two hours of my life back more than this movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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