the movie opens with charlie (jeff daniels) and a business man just finishing his lunch in a neighborhood deli. it appears he doesn not have enough cash to cover the check. instead of reaching for his plastic and he furtively glances around to see if the coast is clear and ducks out of the place without paying. unbeknownst to charlie and lulu (melanie griffith) had been observing him from the other side of the deli. lulu is decked out in what passed for cool back in the 1980 with a brunette page boy cut. she follows him out to let him know that she saw what he did. he tries to deny it but can not escape her accusation. thinking he in it and charlie is surprised when lulu says she doesn not work for the deli and then offers him a ride back to work. when she heads in the opposite direction and thus begins their cavorting across the middle atlantic seaboard. were supposed to get titillated as thoroughly modern lulu puts straight laced charlie into humiliating situations. it all right when the two consenting adults get a little kinky in a motel room but off putting when they wriggle out of paying the check at a family style restaurant. stealing the labor from hard working people is not my idea of wild. charlie is a jerk. lulu is a loony jerk. she starts to pass off charlie as her husband. first to her mom (who blithely tolerates the charade) and then at her conveniently timed 10 year high school reunion (an event used later by another too cool for its own good movie grosse pointe blank). the marriage comes as a surprise to lulu real husband (ray liotta)who just been recently released from prison for armed robbery. ray gives the two a welcome comeuppance and shows them how nasty crime really is. i can not add any irony by writing that i first watched this by sneaking in the movie theater. no and i do not do that sort of thing. i taped it off of cable tv and assure you i view it strictly in the privacy of my own home. so i got to thinking why i taped it when i do not like it very much and conclude that 20 years ago i was on a reggae kick and the soundtrack of something wild does prominently feature reggae. the closing credits start with the treat of sister carol performing her version of wild thing. 
the movie opens with charlie (jeff daniels) and a business man just finishing his lunch in a neighborhood deli. it appears he doesn not have enough cash to cover the check. instead of reaching for his plastic and he furtively glances around to see if the coast is clear and ducks out of the place without paying. unbeknownst to charlie and lulu (melanie griffith) had been observing him from the other side of the deli. lulu is decked out in what passed for cool back in the 1980 with a brunette page boy cut. she follows him out to let him know that she saw what he did. he tries to deny it but can not escape her accusation. thinking he in it and charlie is surprised when lulu says she doesn not work for the deli and then offers him a ride back to work. when she heads in the opposite direction and thus begins their cavorting across the middle atlantic seaboard. were supposed to get titillated as thoroughly modern lulu puts straight laced charlie into humiliating situations. it all right when the two consenting adults get a little kinky in a motel room but off putting when they wriggle out of paying the check at a family style restaurant. stealing the labor from hard working people is not my idea of wild. charlie is a jerk. lulu is a loony jerk. she starts to pass off charlie as her husband. first to her mom (who blithely tolerates the charade) and then at her conveniently timed 10 year high school reunion (an event used later by another too cool for its own good movie grosse pointe blank). the marriage comes as a surprise to lulu real husband (ray liotta)who just been recently released from prison for armed robbery. ray gives the two a welcome comeuppance and shows them how nasty crime really is. i can not add any irony by writing that i first watched this by sneaking in the movie theater. no and i do not do that sort of thing. i taped it off of cable tv and assure you i view it strictly in the privacy of my own home. so i got to thinking why i taped it when i do not like it very much and conclude that 20 years ago i was on a reggae kick and the soundtrack of something wild does prominently feature reggae. the closing credits start with the treat of sister carol performing her version of wild thing. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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