watching alien express inspired feelings of awe and shock and pity and and yes and sheer terror. to think that actors who have done good work in the past should come to something like this. the horror and the horror. tell me if any of this sounds familiar. a train especially built for a political campaign is on it way to las vegas for a big rally for the candidate and a senator from texas (barry corbin and the only actor with roles both alien express and no country for old men in the same decade). at a railroad crossing in utah a meteor incinerates a car waiting for the train to pass. the train stops. local law enforcement is summoned. oh and can it be. the senator has a lovely young lady (amy locane from cry baby and melrose place) who just happened to have once been married to one of the officers answering the 911 call. lou diamond phillips (stand and deliver and la bamba) is the ex husband. meanwhile eeeeevil aliens have managed to stow away on the train. the train leaves. lou gets his buddy to pilot a helicopter so that lou can drop onto the moving train (about 70 miles per hour) so that he can save the day. as the buddy reward and he crashes the helicopter into the mountain. which is another example of how poorly written alien express is. the cop hero sidekick must die and we all know that. but he supposed to die near the end of the third act and usually while saving several lives. once on the train and lou manages to lose his shirt so that he can channel bruce willis in die hard by wearing a wife beater t shirt. yeah and lou is 46 years old but he hits the gym. the part he playing isn not worth bothering with and but he in good shape. the senator is going to have an afternoon delight with miss utah and but aliens intercede and both he and the woman young enough to be his granddaughter pay the ultimate price. soon we have bomb threats and multiplying aliens and and of course the train goes out of control and speeds toward its date with destiny while lou and todd bridges (diffrent strokes) try to save as many lives as they can. there is exactly one surprise in the entire movie. early in the story a couple lift wine glasses to their thirty fifth anniversary and with hopes for thirty five more years together. the dude gets banged up and but he and the mrs. both live. maybe the writers just lost track of them. this is the kind of movie that you would love to be a fly on the wall. these actors who have done better work (and and really and deserve much better than this) are probably just happy for the work. did they actually think they were working on something worthwhile and or did they cry (and or or drink) themselves to sleep at night. at the end of the story the (fairly numerous and all things considered) survivors gather in the last car of the train and which is unhooked. the other cars go over a cliff but the one containing the protagonists stops just inches short of the cliff. lou and his ex are reunited. happiness reigns. i would have thought that the first thing they would do was get off the train so they would have solid ground under their feet and but i digress. someone looks out the window and sees a shooting star. look and make a wish. then another. then more and more. the earth is being bombarded with meteors that will crack open and creepy crawly hand puppets with big teeth will be everywhere. it gotten to a point that seeing the words the sci fi channel presents on an original movie tells us that we will be glad we have ti vo so that we can fast forward through the next two hours. or and better yet and just go ahead and erase it two minutes into the story and spend that time more wisely. 
watching alien express inspired feelings of awe and shock and pity and and yes and sheer terror. to think that actors who have done good work in the past should come to something like this. the horror and the horror. tell me if any of this sounds familiar. a train especially built for a political campaign is on it way to las vegas for a big rally for the candidate and a senator from texas (barry corbin and the only actor with roles both alien express and no country for old men in the same decade). at a railroad crossing in utah a meteor incinerates a car waiting for the train to pass. the train stops. local law enforcement is summoned. oh and can it be. the senator has a lovely young lady (amy locane from cry baby and melrose place) who just happened to have once been married to one of the officers answering the 911 call. lou diamond phillips (stand and deliver and la bamba) is the ex husband. meanwhile eeeeevil aliens have managed to stow away on the train. the train leaves. lou gets his buddy to pilot a helicopter so that lou can drop onto the moving train (about 70 miles per hour) so that he can save the day. as the buddy reward and he crashes the helicopter into the mountain. which is another example of how poorly written alien express is. the cop hero sidekick must die and we all know that. but he supposed to die near the end of the third act and usually while saving several lives. once on the train and lou manages to lose his shirt so that he can channel bruce willis in die hard by wearing a wife beater t shirt. yeah and lou is 46 years old but he hits the gym. the part he playing isn not worth bothering with and but he in good shape. the senator is going to have an afternoon delight with miss utah and but aliens intercede and both he and the woman young enough to be his granddaughter pay the ultimate price. soon we have bomb threats and multiplying aliens and and of course the train goes out of control and speeds toward its date with destiny while lou and todd bridges (diffrent strokes) try to save as many lives as they can. there is exactly one surprise in the entire movie. early in the story a couple lift wine glasses to their thirty fifth anniversary and with hopes for thirty five more years together. the dude gets banged up and but he and the mrs. both live. maybe the writers just lost track of them. this is the kind of movie that you would love to be a fly on the wall. these actors who have done better work (and and really and deserve much better than this) are probably just happy for the work. did they actually think they were working on something worthwhile and or did they cry (and or or drink) themselves to sleep at night. at the end of the story the (fairly numerous and all things considered) survivors gather in the last car of the train and which is unhooked. the other cars go over a cliff but the one containing the protagonists stops just inches short of the cliff. lou and his ex are reunited. happiness reigns. i would have thought that the first thing they would do was get off the train so they would have solid ground under their feet and but i digress. someone looks out the window and sees a shooting star. look and make a wish. then another. then more and more. the earth is being bombarded with meteors that will crack open and creepy crawly hand puppets with big teeth will be everywhere. it gotten to a point that seeing the words the sci fi channel presents on an original movie tells us that we will be glad we have ti vo so that we can fast forward through the next two hours. or and better yet and just go ahead and erase it two minutes into the story and spend that time more wisely. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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