i knew it would be a bad movie when i rented it but i hoped for a good bad movie. oh well and had fun making fun of the endless sand trudging and eating camel dung (well and actually eggplant) and weird grimacing acting from i think it was about five actors. the dvd needs a director commentary so that i can find out what he was thinking. or if he was at all. i can not believe they actually went to england and austrialia and wherever to film this. could have been done anywhere. would have been better if they had managed to get her naked. the best line of the movie. he waiting for his upgrades. yup and still waiting. now that was funny. if anyone had more than 3 pages of dialog (beyond the narrator. shut up already) then i will watch it again. 
i knew it would be a bad movie when i rented it but i hoped for a good bad movie. oh well and had fun making fun of the endless sand trudging and eating camel dung (well and actually eggplant) and weird grimacing acting from i think it was about five actors. the dvd needs a director commentary so that i can find out what he was thinking. or if he was at all. i can not believe they actually went to england and austrialia and wherever to film this. could have been done anywhere. would have been better if they had managed to get her naked. the best line of the movie. he waiting for his upgrades. yup and still waiting. now that was funny. if anyone had more than 3 pages of dialog (beyond the narrator. shut up already) then i will watch it again. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
