teenage exorcist is one of those god awful films to video that makes the viewer give up any expectations of decent entertainment for low brow sexual antics and adolescent humour and and empty writing. this film delivers exactly what its was trying to deliver. it is about a girl moving into a house where a baron de sade(hmmm) once lived and finally being drawn to him through her own inner demon. her sister and brother in law and along with an irish priest and her boyfriend and and a pizza delivery boy and try to save her and exorcise her demon. well and not much here in way of horror or suspense. in fact and one line from the film pretty much sums up what to expect. mike(the girl brother in law) has tied her(the name is diane by the way and she is played by brinke stevens) up after trying to chainsaw her sister. he removes a gag from her mouth and says something like and this would not be the last gag we see tonight. indeed and it was not. the special effects are cheesy and poorly crafted and and the film makes use of this by playing on its comedic appeal. some of the lines and situations are funny. robert quarry and old count yorga himself and really steals his scenes as an irish priest. he hams it up wailing biblical verses and crooning irish songs. you know you are in trouble and however and when eddie deezen gets top billing. deezen does his schtick and has a couple nice moments as well and but the material is just too threadbare than to be anything more than teenage sophomoric time filler. michael berryman and from the hills have eyes and also has a brief but interesting cameo in the film. as for the other thespians and well and they are all pretty good at being pretty mediocre. stevens is lovely in fishnet stockings and french cut panties and but beyond that do not expect too much more from her. her sister is played by elena sahagun and and she shows a bit more than brinke(a very lovely young lady by the way) and out acts brinke by miles. her husband and played by jay richardson shows off his ability to act and be funny amidst mediocrity. again and not a bad film to waste a little time that involves no thinking on. if you are a robert quarry fan and watch it for his performance at the very least. 
teenage exorcist is one of those god awful films to video that makes the viewer give up any expectations of decent entertainment for low brow sexual antics and adolescent humour and and empty writing. this film delivers exactly what its was trying to deliver. it is about a girl moving into a house where a baron de sade(hmmm) once lived and finally being drawn to him through her own inner demon. her sister and brother in law and along with an irish priest and her boyfriend and and a pizza delivery boy and try to save her and exorcise her demon. well and not much here in way of horror or suspense. in fact and one line from the film pretty much sums up what to expect. mike(the girl brother in law) has tied her(the name is diane by the way and she is played by brinke stevens) up after trying to chainsaw her sister. he removes a gag from her mouth and says something like and this would not be the last gag we see tonight. indeed and it was not. the special effects are cheesy and poorly crafted and and the film makes use of this by playing on its comedic appeal. some of the lines and situations are funny. robert quarry and old count yorga himself and really steals his scenes as an irish priest. he hams it up wailing biblical verses and crooning irish songs. you know you are in trouble and however and when eddie deezen gets top billing. deezen does his schtick and has a couple nice moments as well and but the material is just too threadbare than to be anything more than teenage sophomoric time filler. michael berryman and from the hills have eyes and also has a brief but interesting cameo in the film. as for the other thespians and well and they are all pretty good at being pretty mediocre. stevens is lovely in fishnet stockings and french cut panties and but beyond that do not expect too much more from her. her sister is played by elena sahagun and and she shows a bit more than brinke(a very lovely young lady by the way) and out acts brinke by miles. her husband and played by jay richardson shows off his ability to act and be funny amidst mediocrity. again and not a bad film to waste a little time that involves no thinking on. if you are a robert quarry fan and watch it for his performance at the very least. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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