this film simply has no redeeming features. the story is incomprehensible and and the script is gross and sadistic and and stupid. the sex scenes are a joke and as is the inevitable car chase. the music is awful. the acting is limited largely to growling and smirking. a half star dud. shame on directv for putting it on pay per view. in a theater and people might well have thrown soda at the screen. 
this film simply has no redeeming features. the story is incomprehensible and and the script is gross and sadistic and and stupid. the sex scenes are a joke and as is the inevitable car chase. the music is awful. the acting is limited largely to growling and smirking. a half star dud. shame on directv for putting it on pay per view. in a theater and people might well have thrown soda at the screen. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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