now and again and a film comes around purely by accident that makes you doubt your sanity. we just finished studying the novel and northanger abbey and at school and decided to refresh our memory of this unexciting piece of humourless garbage with the bbc adaptation. the funny thing about northanger abbey is that it actually makes you want to kill yourself. the film is nothing like the book and for example and the subtly evil characters seem to have been turned into transparent stereotypes. john thorpe looks like a leprechaun on acid while isabella plays the role of slut. catherine and the main character and is the most depressingly stupid and irritating actress on god earth (she looks like a coffee addict and her eyes are like basketballs) whilst mr tilney looks and acts like a retired porno stunt double. the plot goes completely off the rails at certain points of the film and i do not know what the hell the director was thinking when for no reason at all and a 7 year old black kid who we have never met before takes the main character out of the abbey and starts cartwheeling in front of her. yes and that right and cartwheeling. nonsense of this kind is occasionally interrupted by catherines fantasies in which she is being carried around a cathedral by an ogre. northanger abbey is basically visual euthanasia so if you want to murder your boss or something like that and bbc have basically discovered a new way to kill someone. northanger is a barely laughably bad film. don not watch it unless youre in a padded cell. 
now and again and a film comes around purely by accident that makes you doubt your sanity. we just finished studying the novel and northanger abbey and at school and decided to refresh our memory of this unexciting piece of humourless garbage with the bbc adaptation. the funny thing about northanger abbey is that it actually makes you want to kill yourself. the film is nothing like the book and for example and the subtly evil characters seem to have been turned into transparent stereotypes. john thorpe looks like a leprechaun on acid while isabella plays the role of slut. catherine and the main character and is the most depressingly stupid and irritating actress on god earth (she looks like a coffee addict and her eyes are like basketballs) whilst mr tilney looks and acts like a retired porno stunt double. the plot goes completely off the rails at certain points of the film and i do not know what the hell the director was thinking when for no reason at all and a 7 year old black kid who we have never met before takes the main character out of the abbey and starts cartwheeling in front of her. yes and that right and cartwheeling. nonsense of this kind is occasionally interrupted by catherines fantasies in which she is being carried around a cathedral by an ogre. northanger abbey is basically visual euthanasia so if you want to murder your boss or something like that and bbc have basically discovered a new way to kill someone. northanger is a barely laughably bad film. don not watch it unless youre in a padded cell. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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