you would probably get something like this. i am translating movies for a living and this is the first movie in my 5 year working experience that i found offensive to my intelligence. of course and there are stupid hollywood movies about drunken teenagers on a spring break and but those movies do not even claim to be serious works of art. but when someone strives for greatness and poetry and but delivers a muddled (and often ridiculous) story and a bunch of disparate scenes and pretentious dialogue. then you get the worst kind of a movie that some other reviewer very accurately defined as pretentious crap. to those who find this movie intelligent or even masterful and i can only say  it your intelligence and your imagination you obviously used to try and make some sense of this pitiful attempt (it in our human nature to try and make sense of things) . one more thing represent i can tolerate political incorrectness very well and i am all for artistic freedom and suspension of disbelief and but the slavic female character was just too much. i wish someone told the director that it kind of ridiculous (even in an unrealistic art movie) to portray a slavic woman as a half articulate dishevelled creature connected to the forces of nature and probably due to the fact that she had spent her entire childhood looking at the stars and milking cows on a three legged stool. 
you would probably get something like this. i am translating movies for a living and this is the first movie in my 5 year working experience that i found offensive to my intelligence. of course and there are stupid hollywood movies about drunken teenagers on a spring break and but those movies do not even claim to be serious works of art. but when someone strives for greatness and poetry and but delivers a muddled (and often ridiculous) story and a bunch of disparate scenes and pretentious dialogue. then you get the worst kind of a movie that some other reviewer very accurately defined as pretentious crap. to those who find this movie intelligent or even masterful and i can only say  it your intelligence and your imagination you obviously used to try and make some sense of this pitiful attempt (it in our human nature to try and make sense of things) . one more thing represent i can tolerate political incorrectness very well and i am all for artistic freedom and suspension of disbelief and but the slavic female character was just too much. i wish someone told the director that it kind of ridiculous (even in an unrealistic art movie) to portray a slavic woman as a half articulate dishevelled creature connected to the forces of nature and probably due to the fact that she had spent her entire childhood looking at the stars and milking cows on a three legged stool. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
