i get the feeling a lot of people liked this movie (not all people and but a lot of them) because they do not want to admit they do not understand it. people of middling intelligence and if you will and who pretend to be ever so avant garde and trendy who think lynch is a genius. lynch and to me and is like tarantino. theyre both great and but neither one is the messiah as so many fanboys want to believe. no director can change the world and so chill out. and both make sucky flicks sometimes and it just happens. everyone has a bad day. and clearly and since this movie was actually designed as a pilot first and then hack jobbed into a feature film and it wasn not made with all the passion and forethought one should put into a movie. face it and much of the movie is gibbering unintelligibility which cannot be understood. we can all make up meanings and lynch may have his own view and but none of that matters. it was strewn about the screen incoherently. admittedly and the first portion had the semblance of an intentionally convoluted passingly interesting story and but then it falters. the cowboy and the mysterious organization of men with their phonecalls and the lawyers. come on. i can almost picture david lynch yelling cut and forcing the crew to gather around him and explaining to them all look how crazy and weird i am. isn not it great. it so weird and crazy. weird and crazy works if it a by product of your style. however and it pretentious and tired when you go out of your way to do nothing but that. it like all those half assed pulp fiction throw backs that came out after pulp fiction. it just not cool. 
i get the feeling a lot of people liked this movie (not all people and but a lot of them) because they do not want to admit they do not understand it. people of middling intelligence and if you will and who pretend to be ever so avant garde and trendy who think lynch is a genius. lynch and to me and is like tarantino. theyre both great and but neither one is the messiah as so many fanboys want to believe. no director can change the world and so chill out. and both make sucky flicks sometimes and it just happens. everyone has a bad day. and clearly and since this movie was actually designed as a pilot first and then hack jobbed into a feature film and it wasn not made with all the passion and forethought one should put into a movie. face it and much of the movie is gibbering unintelligibility which cannot be understood. we can all make up meanings and lynch may have his own view and but none of that matters. it was strewn about the screen incoherently. admittedly and the first portion had the semblance of an intentionally convoluted passingly interesting story and but then it falters. the cowboy and the mysterious organization of men with their phonecalls and the lawyers. come on. i can almost picture david lynch yelling cut and forcing the crew to gather around him and explaining to them all look how crazy and weird i am. isn not it great. it so weird and crazy. weird and crazy works if it a by product of your style. however and it pretentious and tired when you go out of your way to do nothing but that. it like all those half assed pulp fiction throw backs that came out after pulp fiction. it just not cool. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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