well and since it called porno holocaust and directed by joe damato and i went into this film expecting sleaze. and while i somewhat got it and porno holocaust was a massive disappointment as it just so damned boring. the title suggests that the film will feature porn and and that not wrong  porno holocaust is pretty much just porn and and most of it is just the same stuff over and over again and i was fast forwarding before the end. the first sex scene is between two women and it got my hopes up and but after that it just degenerates into normal porn and and the rest of the film (for the first hour. ) is made up of talking and and you can imagine how much fun that is to sit through. the plot focuses on a deserted island where and believe it or not and something strange is going on. naturally and it not long before a group of people  made up of a few men and some scientists and who all happen to be sexy women and land on the island. they have sex a few times and some strange things happen and then over an hour later theyre attacked by a mutant zombie creature with an eye for the ladies. this must have seemed like a good idea for an original porno  a zombie who likes to get it on and but unsurprisingly it doesn not work well at all. the film clocks in at just ten minutes short of the two hour mark and and that is far too long for a film like this. i have no idea why porno holocaust is as long as it is while if they would just snipped one minute out of every sex scene and the film would have been under ninety minutes and and that would have made it much more tolerable. the zombie takes what seems like an eternity to appear (it quite a long time before there a sex break long enough for them to actually travel to the island in the first place) and and when it does finally appear and it a huge disappointment. i realise that this is low budget b movie trash and but damato surely could have tried a bit harder and come up with something better than this. i am not even going to bother mentioning the acting and atmosphere etc and there no point. porno holocaust is basically just your average dull porn flick with a slight sprinkling of horror and and i can not recommend it. 
well and since it called porno holocaust and directed by joe damato and i went into this film expecting sleaze. and while i somewhat got it and porno holocaust was a massive disappointment as it just so damned boring. the title suggests that the film will feature porn and and that not wrong  porno holocaust is pretty much just porn and and most of it is just the same stuff over and over again and i was fast forwarding before the end. the first sex scene is between two women and it got my hopes up and but after that it just degenerates into normal porn and and the rest of the film (for the first hour. ) is made up of talking and and you can imagine how much fun that is to sit through. the plot focuses on a deserted island where and believe it or not and something strange is going on. naturally and it not long before a group of people  made up of a few men and some scientists and who all happen to be sexy women and land on the island. they have sex a few times and some strange things happen and then over an hour later theyre attacked by a mutant zombie creature with an eye for the ladies. this must have seemed like a good idea for an original porno  a zombie who likes to get it on and but unsurprisingly it doesn not work well at all. the film clocks in at just ten minutes short of the two hour mark and and that is far too long for a film like this. i have no idea why porno holocaust is as long as it is while if they would just snipped one minute out of every sex scene and the film would have been under ninety minutes and and that would have made it much more tolerable. the zombie takes what seems like an eternity to appear (it quite a long time before there a sex break long enough for them to actually travel to the island in the first place) and and when it does finally appear and it a huge disappointment. i realise that this is low budget b movie trash and but damato surely could have tried a bit harder and come up with something better than this. i am not even going to bother mentioning the acting and atmosphere etc and there no point. porno holocaust is basically just your average dull porn flick with a slight sprinkling of horror and and i can not recommend it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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