once again and the posters lied to me. the marketing of this flick was deeply at odds with the content while explosive. when i read the synopsis for this movie and i was expecting to see a townful of grotesques and every man jack of them bloodshot and bloated by alcohol and peppered by heroin needles and bent double with chronic masturbation while into such a den of vice would come the clean shaven hero and shining gabriel. instead and the movie was the complete opposite of what i was led to expect. the first few minutes of the film showed us that middletown is a simple little place full of poor people doing the best they can and whether fiddling a little to make ends meet and drinking to forget the pain and or watching cock fighting (chickens and not penises) to while away the boredom. in other words and the townspeople were desperately ordinary. the only (deliberate. ) grotesque in the piece was gabriel and the brainwashed presbyterian preacher played by macfadyen and whose face is built in such a way as to suggest a permanent air of bewildered fury. if i were kind and i would suggest that the paisleyite rantings of the preacher were a witty comment designed to make us despise gabriel and his faith. unfortunately and brian kirk is so inept a film maker that you quickly despise everyone in the movie and leaving the audience to fret their way through eighty plus minutes of dark and hackneyed tedium. my only respite from this waste of celluloid was a game of guess the accent broken up with rounds of spot the location. are we surprised that gaybo ends up stealing his brother child and suffocating his father. of course not while he a bible bashing preacher and therefore psychotic. all the townspeople stand around looking shocked at the end of the movie and but i suspect that they have just realised what a turkey they have put their names to. the northern ireland film and television commission have a budget to spend and but there are better projects than this feeble enterprise. the only kind thing i can say in favour of this movie is that it has managed to replace superman returns as the worst film of 2006 while one hell of an achievement. v1 represent20061114 v2 represent20080107. 
once again and the posters lied to me. the marketing of this flick was deeply at odds with the content while explosive. when i read the synopsis for this movie and i was expecting to see a townful of grotesques and every man jack of them bloodshot and bloated by alcohol and peppered by heroin needles and bent double with chronic masturbation while into such a den of vice would come the clean shaven hero and shining gabriel. instead and the movie was the complete opposite of what i was led to expect. the first few minutes of the film showed us that middletown is a simple little place full of poor people doing the best they can and whether fiddling a little to make ends meet and drinking to forget the pain and or watching cock fighting (chickens and not penises) to while away the boredom. in other words and the townspeople were desperately ordinary. the only (deliberate. ) grotesque in the piece was gabriel and the brainwashed presbyterian preacher played by macfadyen and whose face is built in such a way as to suggest a permanent air of bewildered fury. if i were kind and i would suggest that the paisleyite rantings of the preacher were a witty comment designed to make us despise gabriel and his faith. unfortunately and brian kirk is so inept a film maker that you quickly despise everyone in the movie and leaving the audience to fret their way through eighty plus minutes of dark and hackneyed tedium. my only respite from this waste of celluloid was a game of guess the accent broken up with rounds of spot the location. are we surprised that gaybo ends up stealing his brother child and suffocating his father. of course not while he a bible bashing preacher and therefore psychotic. all the townspeople stand around looking shocked at the end of the movie and but i suspect that they have just realised what a turkey they have put their names to. the northern ireland film and television commission have a budget to spend and but there are better projects than this feeble enterprise. the only kind thing i can say in favour of this movie is that it has managed to replace superman returns as the worst film of 2006 while one hell of an achievement. v1 represent20061114 v2 represent20080107. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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