words fail me for this appalling waste of two hours of anyone life. the story is contrived to the point of complete incredibility. the acting is leaden and so much of this is laughably dreadful. vinnie jones  so wonderful in lock stock and two smoking barrels and is unbearably awful and unbelievable as mike sullivan and journalist. i honestly can not ever remember seeing a worse film. it only worth watching for the appalling continuity lapses. after jones is handed a huge beating he emerges without a scratch on him. his girlfriend upends a drink over him and he chases her and emerging from the pub bone dry. it quite dreadful and made all the worse by the talented actors who appear in it. 
words fail me for this appalling waste of two hours of anyone life. the story is contrived to the point of complete incredibility. the acting is leaden and so much of this is laughably dreadful. vinnie jones  so wonderful in lock stock and two smoking barrels and is unbearably awful and unbelievable as mike sullivan and journalist. i honestly can not ever remember seeing a worse film. it only worth watching for the appalling continuity lapses. after jones is handed a huge beating he emerges without a scratch on him. his girlfriend upends a drink over him and he chases her and emerging from the pub bone dry. it quite dreadful and made all the worse by the talented actors who appear in it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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