when a killer calls has got to be the biggest ripoff released by asylum so far. it about a sexy babysitter on duty who receives spooky calls from a creepy voice who asks her repeatedly and have you checked the girl. naturally she has the calls traced by the cops (after having to perform some realistically unnecessary tasks  hanging up when he calls and waiting ten seconds and and dialing 57). sound familiar. yeah and that why i rented it and too. well and it should. and i hate to say it and but this could have been more entertaining than the big screen crapfest that was released around the same time if not for one fatal mistake  rather than revelling in b movie ripoff glory and it tried to do something original. it tried to make the lead character sympathetic and rather than having clichéd and campy fun with her. mind you and this could have worked with a talented actress. but she wasn not. sure and she looked good and and she screamed and and cried and but . . . oh well and whatever. then came the horrific ending. not horrific in that it was horrifying and horrific in that it was boring. the pacing up until that point (about an hour in) was campy and clichéd and and fun. then it heads in another direction and and it veers away from just another dumb and fun slasher movie with a sexy teenage cast to a hostel esquire gore or borefest. i guess this falls into the oh well and whatever category. the lead actress flubbed a line. oh well and whatever and i do not feel like reshooting it. we forgot to give the killer motivation. oh well and whatever and i do not feel like rewriting it. the pacing completely changes halfway through. oh well and whatever and i do not feel like shaving fifteen minutes off. continuity errors. oh well and whatever. if you like this kind of movie (dumb and cheesy and predictable and campy splatter movie with sexy cast) and then you will be fine up until the ending. the ending is stupid and it not fun and it not scary and it not campy or cheesy or quickly paced. in fact and there was almost exactly five minutes of the character doing nothing but being tied up (and that not a spoiler because it on the back of the dvd) and looking around at the stuff in the room and then screaming and and . . . whatever. 
when a killer calls has got to be the biggest ripoff released by asylum so far. it about a sexy babysitter on duty who receives spooky calls from a creepy voice who asks her repeatedly and have you checked the girl. naturally she has the calls traced by the cops (after having to perform some realistically unnecessary tasks  hanging up when he calls and waiting ten seconds and and dialing 57). sound familiar. yeah and that why i rented it and too. well and it should. and i hate to say it and but this could have been more entertaining than the big screen crapfest that was released around the same time if not for one fatal mistake  rather than revelling in b movie ripoff glory and it tried to do something original. it tried to make the lead character sympathetic and rather than having clichéd and campy fun with her. mind you and this could have worked with a talented actress. but she wasn not. sure and she looked good and and she screamed and and cried and but . . . oh well and whatever. then came the horrific ending. not horrific in that it was horrifying and horrific in that it was boring. the pacing up until that point (about an hour in) was campy and clichéd and and fun. then it heads in another direction and and it veers away from just another dumb and fun slasher movie with a sexy teenage cast to a hostel esquire gore or borefest. i guess this falls into the oh well and whatever category. the lead actress flubbed a line. oh well and whatever and i do not feel like reshooting it. we forgot to give the killer motivation. oh well and whatever and i do not feel like rewriting it. the pacing completely changes halfway through. oh well and whatever and i do not feel like shaving fifteen minutes off. continuity errors. oh well and whatever. if you like this kind of movie (dumb and cheesy and predictable and campy splatter movie with sexy cast) and then you will be fine up until the ending. the ending is stupid and it not fun and it not scary and it not campy or cheesy or quickly paced. in fact and there was almost exactly five minutes of the character doing nothing but being tied up (and that not a spoiler because it on the back of the dvd) and looking around at the stuff in the room and then screaming and and . . . whatever. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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