webs starts in chicago represent present day as four electricians and dean (richard grieco) and ray (richard yearwood) and sheldon (jeffrey douglas) and junior (jason jones) are about to disconnect the electric to an unused building scheduled for demolition. as they search for the relevant cables and stuff they come across a set of doors that according to the buildings blue prints shouldn not be there and being nosey and all that they force the doors open to have a look and find a room full of computers and scientific machinery. as they mess around with some buttons a portal to a parallel universe opens and dean and junior accidentally fall in with ray and sheldon following soon after in search of their friends. unfortunately they have all ended up in an exact parallel earth that has been taken over by a mutant spider thing that either eats people or turns them into mutant soldiers with which she uses to protect herself and do whatever she wants them to really. in a desperate bid for survival they team up with a few of the last remaining humans including the original inventor of the portal dr. richard morelli (colin fox) who says that with the help of our electrician boys he might (yeah might) be able to build another portal to take them back home. edited and directed by david wu i thought webs was pretty crap and it as simple and straight forward as that really. the script by grenville case and robinson young is preposterous to say the least and has plot holes in it you could drive a tank through and for instance is this film really trying to suggest that a few mutant spider things no bigger than a couple of people in size took over an entire world. how did they do this. if this parallel earth was the same as ours where the hell was the army. the police. all of our weapons. a few fragile looking spider things against literally billions of humans. the whole flawed and stupid and downright naff concept constantly bugged me throughout the entire film. lets not forget that there is a inter dimensional portal to a parallel earth in the basement of most buildings that have sat there undisturbed for decades and remain in perfect working order and right. then there the nuclear reactor the size of a briefcase and the fact one electrician can make it work perfectly purely by accident as he randomly presses a few buttons in a room that probably had 100 spread over dozens of pieces of equipment and what about the wonderfully thoughtful guy who sets an explosive bobby trap in his base without telling anyone and what if one of his mates had set it off and found themselves blown to pieces by their mates homemade bomb. you do not be best pleased would you. what about food. do they grow their own in little vegetable patches. i could go on and on all day long about how flawed and ill conceived and poorly written webs is but i can not be bothered. the character are clichéd and annoying as is the film as a whole which obviously doesn not help. the only half decent thing i can say about webs is that it short and it moves along at a fair pace but when all said and done it still crap. director wu has to take a large chunck of the blame here and for a start the film looks cheap and the editing that he is credited with is terrible. there lots of annoying inappropriate slow motion shots that come from nowhere and the action scenes are almost identical and become incredibly boring very quickly. he uses that highly annoying quick cut technique along with a bit of the old jerky camera movement and now i do not know about anyone else but i hate this editing style as it just looks a complete incoherent mess. in fact i do not know a single person who does like this sort of thing and i am puzzled as to why filmmakers think people do. forget about any gore and just a few shotgun wounds to the spider zombie soldier guys and they do not have red blood anyway so it doesn not relate to reality in my mind. webs was made for tv and the american sci fi channel i think and it looks every bit as cheap and low budget and rushed as you would expect. it all so bland and forgettable and flat and dull. the special effects are far from special and the spider thing lacks imagination when finally revealed. the acting was ok considering everything else was so poor and i still can not believe the sweater grieco was wearing in this. webs is crap and i can not really say anything good about it other than i have sat through worse films and that the sole reason i am not giving it 1 star and a quick glance at the imdb user ratings for webs confirms what i already knew in that it has more 1 votes than any other and there is very good reason why. 
webs starts in chicago represent present day as four electricians and dean (richard grieco) and ray (richard yearwood) and sheldon (jeffrey douglas) and junior (jason jones) are about to disconnect the electric to an unused building scheduled for demolition. as they search for the relevant cables and stuff they come across a set of doors that according to the buildings blue prints shouldn not be there and being nosey and all that they force the doors open to have a look and find a room full of computers and scientific machinery. as they mess around with some buttons a portal to a parallel universe opens and dean and junior accidentally fall in with ray and sheldon following soon after in search of their friends. unfortunately they have all ended up in an exact parallel earth that has been taken over by a mutant spider thing that either eats people or turns them into mutant soldiers with which she uses to protect herself and do whatever she wants them to really. in a desperate bid for survival they team up with a few of the last remaining humans including the original inventor of the portal dr. richard morelli (colin fox) who says that with the help of our electrician boys he might (yeah might) be able to build another portal to take them back home. edited and directed by david wu i thought webs was pretty crap and it as simple and straight forward as that really. the script by grenville case and robinson young is preposterous to say the least and has plot holes in it you could drive a tank through and for instance is this film really trying to suggest that a few mutant spider things no bigger than a couple of people in size took over an entire world. how did they do this. if this parallel earth was the same as ours where the hell was the army. the police. all of our weapons. a few fragile looking spider things against literally billions of humans. the whole flawed and stupid and downright naff concept constantly bugged me throughout the entire film. lets not forget that there is a inter dimensional portal to a parallel earth in the basement of most buildings that have sat there undisturbed for decades and remain in perfect working order and right. then there the nuclear reactor the size of a briefcase and the fact one electrician can make it work perfectly purely by accident as he randomly presses a few buttons in a room that probably had 100 spread over dozens of pieces of equipment and what about the wonderfully thoughtful guy who sets an explosive bobby trap in his base without telling anyone and what if one of his mates had set it off and found themselves blown to pieces by their mates homemade bomb. you do not be best pleased would you. what about food. do they grow their own in little vegetable patches. i could go on and on all day long about how flawed and ill conceived and poorly written webs is but i can not be bothered. the character are clichéd and annoying as is the film as a whole which obviously doesn not help. the only half decent thing i can say about webs is that it short and it moves along at a fair pace but when all said and done it still crap. director wu has to take a large chunck of the blame here and for a start the film looks cheap and the editing that he is credited with is terrible. there lots of annoying inappropriate slow motion shots that come from nowhere and the action scenes are almost identical and become incredibly boring very quickly. he uses that highly annoying quick cut technique along with a bit of the old jerky camera movement and now i do not know about anyone else but i hate this editing style as it just looks a complete incoherent mess. in fact i do not know a single person who does like this sort of thing and i am puzzled as to why filmmakers think people do. forget about any gore and just a few shotgun wounds to the spider zombie soldier guys and they do not have red blood anyway so it doesn not relate to reality in my mind. webs was made for tv and the american sci fi channel i think and it looks every bit as cheap and low budget and rushed as you would expect. it all so bland and forgettable and flat and dull. the special effects are far from special and the spider thing lacks imagination when finally revealed. the acting was ok considering everything else was so poor and i still can not believe the sweater grieco was wearing in this. webs is crap and i can not really say anything good about it other than i have sat through worse films and that the sole reason i am not giving it 1 star and a quick glance at the imdb user ratings for webs confirms what i already knew in that it has more 1 votes than any other and there is very good reason why. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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