i do not think it necessary to outline the plot for you and because the site and other users have done a superb job of that already. that said and here my take. this is by far the worst movie of 2005 and and there have been some really and really bad ones. i do not even need to go into detail because there is nothing redeeming about this movie. bad acting and bad plot and bad directing and bad special effects you name it. if it doesn not stand alone as the worst film ever made and it tied with some other piece of crap. i would be embarrassed to have my friends know i was in this movie. but hey and most people that are gonna see it will do so no matter what reviews it gets and so more power to ya. when you feel the gaping void between your neurons two hours into your evening and do not blame me. 
i do not think it necessary to outline the plot for you and because the site and other users have done a superb job of that already. that said and here my take. this is by far the worst movie of 2005 and and there have been some really and really bad ones. i do not even need to go into detail because there is nothing redeeming about this movie. bad acting and bad plot and bad directing and bad special effects you name it. if it doesn not stand alone as the worst film ever made and it tied with some other piece of crap. i would be embarrassed to have my friends know i was in this movie. but hey and most people that are gonna see it will do so no matter what reviews it gets and so more power to ya. when you feel the gaping void between your neurons two hours into your evening and do not blame me. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
