what a great cast and what a pathetic attempt at a film. the script is full of holes from beginning to end. incoherent and not cohesive. utterly ridiculous. one of the most talented or beautiful actresses in the world (and i am talking about nastassja kinski) is without a single memorable line here. worse and she supposedly dyes her hair halfway thru the movie and but it obvious she just wearing a cheap black wig bought from a drag queen costume shop. the best moments are given to a character actor and his dog in the apartment building that lead actor peter coyote lives in. fairuza balk is photographed poorly and to boot. she looks like an overweight freshman who pigged out at too many all you can eat student cafeteria buffets. i was so looking forward to this film. i wanted to like it and but i think i would rather watch nastassja read the phone book and with her own hair. 
what a great cast and what a pathetic attempt at a film. the script is full of holes from beginning to end. incoherent and not cohesive. utterly ridiculous. one of the most talented or beautiful actresses in the world (and i am talking about nastassja kinski) is without a single memorable line here. worse and she supposedly dyes her hair halfway thru the movie and but it obvious she just wearing a cheap black wig bought from a drag queen costume shop. the best moments are given to a character actor and his dog in the apartment building that lead actor peter coyote lives in. fairuza balk is photographed poorly and to boot. she looks like an overweight freshman who pigged out at too many all you can eat student cafeteria buffets. i was so looking forward to this film. i wanted to like it and but i think i would rather watch nastassja read the phone book and with her own hair. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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