yikes. i have seen quite a few bad movies in my days and a lot of them in the company of mike and tom and crow and the others from mst3k. so was the case with this one as well and even though i found the movie in itself quite funny and it do not have been nearly as fun without the mst3k commentary. the movie is a prime example of really bad movies coming out of europe during the eighties. horrible music and horrible acting and horrible plot (what little there is) and horrible dialogue and really and really and really and horrible editing. cripes. this might be called a turkey if it weren not for the fact that it not unique in any way whatsoever. it pretty much the same kind of film that almost every italian hack of a director cranked out. so and try and get the mst3k version. it a pretty fun episode with mike and gang in quite good form. 
yikes. i have seen quite a few bad movies in my days and a lot of them in the company of mike and tom and crow and the others from mst3k. so was the case with this one as well and even though i found the movie in itself quite funny and it do not have been nearly as fun without the mst3k commentary. the movie is a prime example of really bad movies coming out of europe during the eighties. horrible music and horrible acting and horrible plot (what little there is) and horrible dialogue and really and really and really and horrible editing. cripes. this might be called a turkey if it weren not for the fact that it not unique in any way whatsoever. it pretty much the same kind of film that almost every italian hack of a director cranked out. so and try and get the mst3k version. it a pretty fun episode with mike and gang in quite good form. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
