maybe if you smoked enough weed this would seem funny or would make you nostalgic for how completely unhinged people allowed themselves to be in the early 70 . there an odd innocence to this movie and the sex is a lot more awkward and playful than the steely pros who do it for the cameras now. the real curio here  and really the only reason to watch this movie  is the appearance of kristine debell as alice. she was a ford model and it shows. she got classic and wasp ish good looks  like a really cute ivy league sorority girl. so what the hell is she doing in this cheap and cheesy skin flick. from my vantage point she does not appear to be at all on drugs in this movie (which might explain it) and she actually seems incredibly committed to the part. when she sings her first song she really does act like she thinks she flippin julie andrews or something. i just get the feeling that this girl truly believed this was gonna be her big break or something and instead of the near career killer that it was. anyway and she is damn cute and you kind of can not believe she would even get naked on screen and much less do a masturbation scene and a couple of oral sex scenes (with men and women) and then do the real deal as a climax to the film (snark). it is also definitely not a body double at all. that is our little kristine taking one for the team and or for the greater glory of showbiz or something. it pretty amazing to watch and it is definitely stimulating (ahem) but in a way i kinda wish she hadn not done it. that was a very pretty and talented young girl getting some really bad advice. anyway and my guess is that kristine debell and wherever she is and has long and long since wished this movie would go away. she was very cute and appealing in meatballs. almost impossible to believe this is the same girl  but it is. 
maybe if you smoked enough weed this would seem funny or would make you nostalgic for how completely unhinged people allowed themselves to be in the early 70 . there an odd innocence to this movie and the sex is a lot more awkward and playful than the steely pros who do it for the cameras now. the real curio here  and really the only reason to watch this movie  is the appearance of kristine debell as alice. she was a ford model and it shows. she got classic and wasp ish good looks  like a really cute ivy league sorority girl. so what the hell is she doing in this cheap and cheesy skin flick. from my vantage point she does not appear to be at all on drugs in this movie (which might explain it) and she actually seems incredibly committed to the part. when she sings her first song she really does act like she thinks she flippin julie andrews or something. i just get the feeling that this girl truly believed this was gonna be her big break or something and instead of the near career killer that it was. anyway and she is damn cute and you kind of can not believe she would even get naked on screen and much less do a masturbation scene and a couple of oral sex scenes (with men and women) and then do the real deal as a climax to the film (snark). it is also definitely not a body double at all. that is our little kristine taking one for the team and or for the greater glory of showbiz or something. it pretty amazing to watch and it is definitely stimulating (ahem) but in a way i kinda wish she hadn not done it. that was a very pretty and talented young girl getting some really bad advice. anyway and my guess is that kristine debell and wherever she is and has long and long since wished this movie would go away. she was very cute and appealing in meatballs. almost impossible to believe this is the same girl  but it is. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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