one of the worst movies i saw in the 90s. i would often use it as a benchmark when viewing other films while at least it wasn not as bad as caro diario. three absolutely pointless segments and all featuring the director playing himself  and he not that interesting. a whole segment about this hypochondriac going to the doctor. another that features him riding around the countryside on his scooter. for three interesting minutes and another fifteen torturous ones. the only redeeming factor was that the scooter scene was set to keith jarrett koln concert. prompted me to go home and rediscover that marvelous album. the best thing you can say about the director or actor or egotist is that he got great taste in music. 
one of the worst movies i saw in the 90s. i would often use it as a benchmark when viewing other films while at least it wasn not as bad as caro diario. three absolutely pointless segments and all featuring the director playing himself  and he not that interesting. a whole segment about this hypochondriac going to the doctor. another that features him riding around the countryside on his scooter. for three interesting minutes and another fifteen torturous ones. the only redeeming factor was that the scooter scene was set to keith jarrett koln concert. prompted me to go home and rediscover that marvelous album. the best thing you can say about the director or actor or egotist is that he got great taste in music. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
