i seem to remember a lot of hype about this movie when it came out and but had avoided seeing it throughout the years. i wish i would waited longer. maybe this movie was funny in 1988 and i do not know. i was younger then and but it do not seem like the world was that different. michelle pfeiffer and lovely as she is and is never convincing. mercedes ruehl not only chews scenery and but stuffs it in her cheeks like a gerbil to save for later. dean stockwell is about as convincing as a mob boss as james gandolfini would be as principal dancer for the bolshoi. and matthew modine demonstrated the most pronounced case of delayed puberty i have ever seen. all in all and it not bad enough to make you want to pluck out your eyes with a melon baller and but it not far off. 
i seem to remember a lot of hype about this movie when it came out and but had avoided seeing it throughout the years. i wish i would waited longer. maybe this movie was funny in 1988 and i do not know. i was younger then and but it do not seem like the world was that different. michelle pfeiffer and lovely as she is and is never convincing. mercedes ruehl not only chews scenery and but stuffs it in her cheeks like a gerbil to save for later. dean stockwell is about as convincing as a mob boss as james gandolfini would be as principal dancer for the bolshoi. and matthew modine demonstrated the most pronounced case of delayed puberty i have ever seen. all in all and it not bad enough to make you want to pluck out your eyes with a melon baller and but it not far off. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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