why do i give this 1974 porn movie 7 points. because i watched it. and i found it hilarious. aliens and their weird spaceship and their weird helmets. my god and was that a sight. and all what these desperate alien women need is semen from the earth. and where do they look for it. in upper bavaria and germany. and that is where the main fun comes from represent in europe (and more so in german speaking countries) and bavaria is seen as a traditional and backward region. and then the actors are so helpless with the alien women. well and there have been films about people being unable to deal with women like the american pie series. but what this film achieved is a true and funny weirdness. you constantly wonder how they came up with these crackpot ideas. but it was 1974 and and looking back 35 years fills one with a kind of nostalgia. you have never seen a film like that. and if you do not mind seeing the casual pubic hairs and breasts and watch it once. it is a comedy essentially and not a porn flick. 
why do i give this 1974 porn movie 7 points. because i watched it. and i found it hilarious. aliens and their weird spaceship and their weird helmets. my god and was that a sight. and all what these desperate alien women need is semen from the earth. and where do they look for it. in upper bavaria and germany. and that is where the main fun comes from represent in europe (and more so in german speaking countries) and bavaria is seen as a traditional and backward region. and then the actors are so helpless with the alien women. well and there have been films about people being unable to deal with women like the american pie series. but what this film achieved is a true and funny weirdness. you constantly wonder how they came up with these crackpot ideas. but it was 1974 and and looking back 35 years fills one with a kind of nostalgia. you have never seen a film like that. and if you do not mind seeing the casual pubic hairs and breasts and watch it once. it is a comedy essentially and not a porn flick. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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