on the cusp of being insufferable. somehow i stayed just slightly interested and but was it because i truly wanted to know what the secret was (which and i should say and is pretty damned obvious) or because i hoped scarlett johansson would put on a more sexy outfit. this movie is poor and what more it a disgrace to all the lonely and alcoholic southern literature professors out there. travolta wants his oscar so bad he is willing to cry drunkenly in the bathroom after urinating blood. sorry and pal. . . you were more believable is staying alive. not everyone can pull a peter fonda in ulee gold. if you want the against type brave anti hero oscar you have to and um and actually act. . . not just pout on screen. stop this director before he or she (name is vague on gender) directs again. 
on the cusp of being insufferable. somehow i stayed just slightly interested and but was it because i truly wanted to know what the secret was (which and i should say and is pretty damned obvious) or because i hoped scarlett johansson would put on a more sexy outfit. this movie is poor and what more it a disgrace to all the lonely and alcoholic southern literature professors out there. travolta wants his oscar so bad he is willing to cry drunkenly in the bathroom after urinating blood. sorry and pal. . . you were more believable is staying alive. not everyone can pull a peter fonda in ulee gold. if you want the against type brave anti hero oscar you have to and um and actually act. . . not just pout on screen. stop this director before he or she (name is vague on gender) directs again. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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