who should watch this film. anyone who has ever taken acid and read philip k. dick and thought the premise of the matrix was better then the special effects and has an interest in philosophy and or likes having their sense of reality messed with. i laughed out loud at this film and just because it was so outrageous and so spot on. this film is great. this film is cool. it is better than the matrix and by a long shot (i do not fall asleep in existenz and for a kick off represent action or special effects films bore me stupid and and despite a plausible philosophical gloss and that is exactly what the matrix is). existenz is gross and it is disturbing and and it is funny. david cronenberg has done some shonky stuff (rabid) and some works of genius too (videodrome is another one worth checking out and as is stephen king adaptation the dead zone). but this is one of my all time favourites. i can not remember the ending which is a good thing and cos it means i can watch it again. or perhaps i never watched this film at all. maybe it an implanted memory. or maybe it really happened to me. i do not know. at any rate and it is now seamlessly stitched into my overall illusion of reality and and i am glad. 
who should watch this film. anyone who has ever taken acid and read philip k. dick and thought the premise of the matrix was better then the special effects and has an interest in philosophy and or likes having their sense of reality messed with. i laughed out loud at this film and just because it was so outrageous and so spot on. this film is great. this film is cool. it is better than the matrix and by a long shot (i do not fall asleep in existenz and for a kick off represent action or special effects films bore me stupid and and despite a plausible philosophical gloss and that is exactly what the matrix is). existenz is gross and it is disturbing and and it is funny. david cronenberg has done some shonky stuff (rabid) and some works of genius too (videodrome is another one worth checking out and as is stephen king adaptation the dead zone). but this is one of my all time favourites. i can not remember the ending which is a good thing and cos it means i can watch it again. or perhaps i never watched this film at all. maybe it an implanted memory. or maybe it really happened to me. i do not know. at any rate and it is now seamlessly stitched into my overall illusion of reality and and i am glad. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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