why is it that instant noodles aren not instant and this was the perplexing problem i placed in the lap of the one legged angry sherpa while he angrily retorted that noodles weren not his bag and equally i replied what bag. he looked further perplexed. some of you will be wondering and why has the sherpa only one lower appendage. the sherpa and who we shall call sherpa 5 and for data protection reasons and injured his toe. how. i hear you ask and i will proceed and as we have learnt from the review of donkey punch (2002) irene via sly nudges and dirty winks etc tried in vain to teach the slight peculiarities of checkers to all the angry sherpas. sherpa 5 who is known only for his violent tirades against democratic principals during the post revolutionary years of the now united states of america and it consequential affect on the mind sets of it population in the post modern empire that now exists and through the invasions of countries smaller than it and got carried away in a river of violence due to his lack of comprehension of checkers. according to an eye witness  and he sprung around like a feckless banjo string at mardi gras wielding a stick with nail through it and after the struggle that ensued 5 llamas were each found to be missing their left testicles and 3 sherpas were discovered spooning beneath a gooseberry bush and sherpa 5 had the nail stuck in his big toe. a sherpas lifestyle is as modest as a nuns and with only rudimentary health care facilities at 15000 ft above sea level. consequentially when the first aid hut was opened only an iou for a tin of spam and and some crotchless knickers were found. sherpa 5 hopped around like a dark on a noose in agony and until irene burst forth like a cock from a hen house and suggested soaked his ailment in llama spit. sherpa 5 agreed to the procedure  and to sedate him and a bottle of 100 yr old glenfiditch was produced and some say it was left by an angry scotsman and who is thought to be an ancestor of the angry sherpas. one under the influence and the toe was bathed until ridged and dressed with irenes slightly soiled diaphragm and some blue tack. some of you may feel that this procedure do not do the sherpa any good and you would be fully vindicated for holding that view. only four days later gangrene set it and a week later the leg was removed through the use of even tighter elastic bands. 
why is it that instant noodles aren not instant and this was the perplexing problem i placed in the lap of the one legged angry sherpa while he angrily retorted that noodles weren not his bag and equally i replied what bag. he looked further perplexed. some of you will be wondering and why has the sherpa only one lower appendage. the sherpa and who we shall call sherpa 5 and for data protection reasons and injured his toe. how. i hear you ask and i will proceed and as we have learnt from the review of donkey punch (2002) irene via sly nudges and dirty winks etc tried in vain to teach the slight peculiarities of checkers to all the angry sherpas. sherpa 5 who is known only for his violent tirades against democratic principals during the post revolutionary years of the now united states of america and it consequential affect on the mind sets of it population in the post modern empire that now exists and through the invasions of countries smaller than it and got carried away in a river of violence due to his lack of comprehension of checkers. according to an eye witness  and he sprung around like a feckless banjo string at mardi gras wielding a stick with nail through it and after the struggle that ensued 5 llamas were each found to be missing their left testicles and 3 sherpas were discovered spooning beneath a gooseberry bush and sherpa 5 had the nail stuck in his big toe. a sherpas lifestyle is as modest as a nuns and with only rudimentary health care facilities at 15000 ft above sea level. consequentially when the first aid hut was opened only an iou for a tin of spam and and some crotchless knickers were found. sherpa 5 hopped around like a dark on a noose in agony and until irene burst forth like a cock from a hen house and suggested soaked his ailment in llama spit. sherpa 5 agreed to the procedure  and to sedate him and a bottle of 100 yr old glenfiditch was produced and some say it was left by an angry scotsman and who is thought to be an ancestor of the angry sherpas. one under the influence and the toe was bathed until ridged and dressed with irenes slightly soiled diaphragm and some blue tack. some of you may feel that this procedure do not do the sherpa any good and you would be fully vindicated for holding that view. only four days later gangrene set it and a week later the leg was removed through the use of even tighter elastic bands. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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