i will admit i do not pay full attention to everything going on in this film and but to be honest and i do not think it would have mattered. basically local councillor sidney fiddler (sid james) persuades the incompetent mayor frederick bumble (kenneth connor) of firecombe to hold a beauty contest and to improve the town image. they face opposition from women liberationist augusta prodworthy (june whitfield) trying to sabotage the contest and but they do have publicity agent peter potter (bernard bresslaw) and palace hotel owner connie philpotts (joan sims). soon enough the young and beautiful wannabe models show up and including hope springs (barbara windsor) and paula perkins (valerie leon) and dawn brakes (goldfinger margaret nolan) and debra (sally geeson) and ida downs (eastenders wendy richard). when the girls have cat fights and it does draw away regular residents and but after quite a while of some plodding not that funny innuendos and william (jack douglas) having over active twitches and it does finally reach the competition and and it just afterwards i couldn not be bothered. also starring patsy rowlands as mildred bumble and peter butterworth as admiral and joan hickson as mrs. dukes and david lodge as police inspector and angela grant as miss bangor and arnold ridley as councillor pratt and robin askwith as larry and patricia franklin as rosemary and jimmy logan as cecil gaybody and dad army bill pertwee as fire brigade chief and charles hawtrey had obviously quit the carry ons and but where kenneth williams. i suppose seeing babs and young and beautiful looking pauline fowler in bikinis and but for comedy value and this fails miserably and and the overuse of the swanny whistle just gets on your nerves. pretty poor. 
i will admit i do not pay full attention to everything going on in this film and but to be honest and i do not think it would have mattered. basically local councillor sidney fiddler (sid james) persuades the incompetent mayor frederick bumble (kenneth connor) of firecombe to hold a beauty contest and to improve the town image. they face opposition from women liberationist augusta prodworthy (june whitfield) trying to sabotage the contest and but they do have publicity agent peter potter (bernard bresslaw) and palace hotel owner connie philpotts (joan sims). soon enough the young and beautiful wannabe models show up and including hope springs (barbara windsor) and paula perkins (valerie leon) and dawn brakes (goldfinger margaret nolan) and debra (sally geeson) and ida downs (eastenders wendy richard). when the girls have cat fights and it does draw away regular residents and but after quite a while of some plodding not that funny innuendos and william (jack douglas) having over active twitches and it does finally reach the competition and and it just afterwards i couldn not be bothered. also starring patsy rowlands as mildred bumble and peter butterworth as admiral and joan hickson as mrs. dukes and david lodge as police inspector and angela grant as miss bangor and arnold ridley as councillor pratt and robin askwith as larry and patricia franklin as rosemary and jimmy logan as cecil gaybody and dad army bill pertwee as fire brigade chief and charles hawtrey had obviously quit the carry ons and but where kenneth williams. i suppose seeing babs and young and beautiful looking pauline fowler in bikinis and but for comedy value and this fails miserably and and the overuse of the swanny whistle just gets on your nerves. pretty poor. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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