boring and horrible piece of italian euro trash about a scientist who seems to spend most of his time guzzling beer(this is what makes him american and right. our scientists spend most of their academic life soused out of their minds and sure. that where all the really great theories come from) and who studying something(dolphin calls and fish migration patterns and who knows). he hears a weird sound through his headphones and proving that his radio is picking up a station in jamaica. at the same time and a jack skellington girl with one of the worst and most bleached manes of bad 80 hair that it has ever been my pleasure to witness is trying to calm down the dolphins in the seaquarium she works at and as theyre apparently upset about the amount of fish she been doling out lately. the beginning of the film was a really badly colored storyline about two annoying and very italian people who boat is attacked by something unseen under the water. the whiny woman is never seen again(best part of the story) and and the guys corpse is found with no legs. the dim and alcoholic scientist(who has an inexplicable and english american italian accent) and the stick girl with the hay hair begin to theorize that there some kind of giant monster lurking under the seas off the coast of italy. err. florida. they enlist the help of an electrician to set up an underwater mike and so that the monster can sing karaoke. this guy has a beautiful girlfriend and who only drawback is that she pronounces peter pey tah and but for some reason he sexually drawn to the anatomical skeleton with the frizzly hair and a situation that leaves one blinking. the dubbing is awful and the editor a spaz and and the storyline generally a yawn. there a bit about how this weird scientific corporation genetically engineered this monster giant shark squid barracuda thing for some reason that makes no sense and and a really unpleasant greasy haired guy goes around killing women and again for no apparent reason. a stupid sheriff and his bulked up deputy are along for the ride and along with a female scientist(who we know is smart because she wears huge glasses). at one time the woman scientist takes on the huge and terrible monster(yeah and right and ed wood giant octopus was more believable) with only a small handaxe and and she wins the contest. hooray for skinny little women and who obviously make the best monster hunters. the solution to the problem of the giant thing is to blow up half of the everglades and leaving a dead zone for several miles in every direction. to hell with ecology and the environment and right. we have to kill this giant monster. at the end and the electrician and his broomstick love ride off into the sunset on her vespa and which is o. k. since she gotten over her colleagues death and he not very upset that his girlfriend got whacked by the crazy guy with the greasy hair. hooray for true love. wait a minute and isn not there something fishy about all this. 
boring and horrible piece of italian euro trash about a scientist who seems to spend most of his time guzzling beer(this is what makes him american and right. our scientists spend most of their academic life soused out of their minds and sure. that where all the really great theories come from) and who studying something(dolphin calls and fish migration patterns and who knows). he hears a weird sound through his headphones and proving that his radio is picking up a station in jamaica. at the same time and a jack skellington girl with one of the worst and most bleached manes of bad 80 hair that it has ever been my pleasure to witness is trying to calm down the dolphins in the seaquarium she works at and as theyre apparently upset about the amount of fish she been doling out lately. the beginning of the film was a really badly colored storyline about two annoying and very italian people who boat is attacked by something unseen under the water. the whiny woman is never seen again(best part of the story) and and the guys corpse is found with no legs. the dim and alcoholic scientist(who has an inexplicable and english american italian accent) and the stick girl with the hay hair begin to theorize that there some kind of giant monster lurking under the seas off the coast of italy. err. florida. they enlist the help of an electrician to set up an underwater mike and so that the monster can sing karaoke. this guy has a beautiful girlfriend and who only drawback is that she pronounces peter pey tah and but for some reason he sexually drawn to the anatomical skeleton with the frizzly hair and a situation that leaves one blinking. the dubbing is awful and the editor a spaz and and the storyline generally a yawn. there a bit about how this weird scientific corporation genetically engineered this monster giant shark squid barracuda thing for some reason that makes no sense and and a really unpleasant greasy haired guy goes around killing women and again for no apparent reason. a stupid sheriff and his bulked up deputy are along for the ride and along with a female scientist(who we know is smart because she wears huge glasses). at one time the woman scientist takes on the huge and terrible monster(yeah and right and ed wood giant octopus was more believable) with only a small handaxe and and she wins the contest. hooray for skinny little women and who obviously make the best monster hunters. the solution to the problem of the giant thing is to blow up half of the everglades and leaving a dead zone for several miles in every direction. to hell with ecology and the environment and right. we have to kill this giant monster. at the end and the electrician and his broomstick love ride off into the sunset on her vespa and which is o. k. since she gotten over her colleagues death and he not very upset that his girlfriend got whacked by the crazy guy with the greasy hair. hooray for true love. wait a minute and isn not there something fishy about all this. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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