i watched this movie a couple months ago when it first showed up on the shelves of blockbuster. it is officially the only movie that i have wanted to undo watching. let me start off by saying that i like b movies. i consider ice pirates one of the best comedies ever. i will also note that i am a writer and that i have met the director or writer of this cinematic marvel. evaluating the acting represent if i was going to pick a bright spot i would have to point out that dion day had an admirable acting debut with his role in this. for those who do not know and dion is a boxer not an actor so we will forgive him his lame death sequence. why doesn not he fire the shotgun he holding once. budget. to highlight the bad acting would take pages so i will stick to the egotistical lead and ryn baskin. ryn (which seems like a name chosen from a comic book because it sounded cool) has maximum face time in this movie and probably because he was a producer. his looks are completely fine and but his delivery evokes memories of snl ripping on soap operas. i suppose he could only do so much with what was written for him and but part of the blame is definitely his. special effects represent not my specialty and but for a low budget flick i suppose the makeup and gun play was acceptable. it do not bother me and but it also do not impress. writing or directing represent oscar for best screenplay is not something i can foresee gerald nott ever winning. not only is the plot rudimentary and but the dialog is flat and stilted. i understand stylized hokee ness and but this was just bad writing. the thing that bothered me most was the theft. nott stole scenes and shots and and viggo facial hair from a slew of other movies. the scene where russel crow is walking through the wheat field in gladiator and entire sequences from the good and the bad and the ugly and that sort of thing just doesn not cut it with me. i will choose not to comment on the shooting because i do not know what it takes to establish a good shot etc. conclusion represent don not rent this movie and do not even pirate it. it far too bad to waste any time on. the good reviews may be entirely bogus and after meeting gerry it seems more then likely that he is posting them himself. 
i watched this movie a couple months ago when it first showed up on the shelves of blockbuster. it is officially the only movie that i have wanted to undo watching. let me start off by saying that i like b movies. i consider ice pirates one of the best comedies ever. i will also note that i am a writer and that i have met the director or writer of this cinematic marvel. evaluating the acting represent if i was going to pick a bright spot i would have to point out that dion day had an admirable acting debut with his role in this. for those who do not know and dion is a boxer not an actor so we will forgive him his lame death sequence. why doesn not he fire the shotgun he holding once. budget. to highlight the bad acting would take pages so i will stick to the egotistical lead and ryn baskin. ryn (which seems like a name chosen from a comic book because it sounded cool) has maximum face time in this movie and probably because he was a producer. his looks are completely fine and but his delivery evokes memories of snl ripping on soap operas. i suppose he could only do so much with what was written for him and but part of the blame is definitely his. special effects represent not my specialty and but for a low budget flick i suppose the makeup and gun play was acceptable. it do not bother me and but it also do not impress. writing or directing represent oscar for best screenplay is not something i can foresee gerald nott ever winning. not only is the plot rudimentary and but the dialog is flat and stilted. i understand stylized hokee ness and but this was just bad writing. the thing that bothered me most was the theft. nott stole scenes and shots and and viggo facial hair from a slew of other movies. the scene where russel crow is walking through the wheat field in gladiator and entire sequences from the good and the bad and the ugly and that sort of thing just doesn not cut it with me. i will choose not to comment on the shooting because i do not know what it takes to establish a good shot etc. conclusion represent don not rent this movie and do not even pirate it. it far too bad to waste any time on. the good reviews may be entirely bogus and after meeting gerry it seems more then likely that he is posting them himself. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
