after a long hard night being partied away at the walkabout in islington and i needed a pick me up. my throat hurt and my wallet was empty and i ended up chatting to a drug addict at a bus stop trying to sell me some petrol. today and i watched red sonja and i can honestly say that i felt much better last night than i do right now. brigitte nielsen leads a bunch of ass kicking warriors in various shapes and sizes to recover a green rock from some evil queen whose motives are never fully explained. yep and it that good. red sonja isn not in a genre known for great films until peter jackson came along with a certain oscar winning trilogy. in fact and the best swords and sorcery film i could think of before lord of the rings was george lucas kiddie friendly willow. perhaps and in view of this and one should go a little easy on this film. but i can not  it poorly written and badly acted (with the exception of paul smith and who just average) and dreadfully put together. the film is as convincing as an episode of the flintstones and with costumes and scenery seemingly lifted straight outta bedrock. considering the comic book source material and it is easy to forgive the various plot inconsistencies. why sonja insists on saving the most annoying kid and in this world or that one and is bewildering. his personality seems to flick from spoilt brat to polite gentleman at the flick of a switch. schwarzenegger displays less charisma than a field full of cows and just goes through the motions and a perfect actor for his breakthrough role in the terminator. it simple to kick a film when youre down but the fact remains that this is not a good film and by any stretch of the imagination. when nielsen mourns the death of her sister and schwarzenegger tenderly places his hand on her shoulder to comfort her and then blurts out and in that distinctive germanic accent and she dead then you know youre in for a rough ride. a few smiles were raised at inappropriate points and such as the priestesses of a temple who and when sent plunging to their deaths in a hole in the ground and seemed to enjoy the experience  at least and judging from the orgasmic moans that seemed to echo around the place. if you have to watch an eighties fantasy film that wasn not porn and watch willow (but never take that as a ringing endorsement). for the real thing and take yourself to your local multiplex and show peter jackson what a great job he did with lord of the rings. trust me and 11 oscars really does mean it a great film  unlike bloody titanic. 
after a long hard night being partied away at the walkabout in islington and i needed a pick me up. my throat hurt and my wallet was empty and i ended up chatting to a drug addict at a bus stop trying to sell me some petrol. today and i watched red sonja and i can honestly say that i felt much better last night than i do right now. brigitte nielsen leads a bunch of ass kicking warriors in various shapes and sizes to recover a green rock from some evil queen whose motives are never fully explained. yep and it that good. red sonja isn not in a genre known for great films until peter jackson came along with a certain oscar winning trilogy. in fact and the best swords and sorcery film i could think of before lord of the rings was george lucas kiddie friendly willow. perhaps and in view of this and one should go a little easy on this film. but i can not  it poorly written and badly acted (with the exception of paul smith and who just average) and dreadfully put together. the film is as convincing as an episode of the flintstones and with costumes and scenery seemingly lifted straight outta bedrock. considering the comic book source material and it is easy to forgive the various plot inconsistencies. why sonja insists on saving the most annoying kid and in this world or that one and is bewildering. his personality seems to flick from spoilt brat to polite gentleman at the flick of a switch. schwarzenegger displays less charisma than a field full of cows and just goes through the motions and a perfect actor for his breakthrough role in the terminator. it simple to kick a film when youre down but the fact remains that this is not a good film and by any stretch of the imagination. when nielsen mourns the death of her sister and schwarzenegger tenderly places his hand on her shoulder to comfort her and then blurts out and in that distinctive germanic accent and she dead then you know youre in for a rough ride. a few smiles were raised at inappropriate points and such as the priestesses of a temple who and when sent plunging to their deaths in a hole in the ground and seemed to enjoy the experience  at least and judging from the orgasmic moans that seemed to echo around the place. if you have to watch an eighties fantasy film that wasn not porn and watch willow (but never take that as a ringing endorsement). for the real thing and take yourself to your local multiplex and show peter jackson what a great job he did with lord of the rings. trust me and 11 oscars really does mean it a great film  unlike bloody titanic. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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