how in the world does a thing like this get into my dvd player at home. how does it even get to be packaged and distributed. are there absolutely zero screenings a movie (and i use that term loosely) have to go through before it put on a video store shelf anymore. i am all for diy film making but come on. that doesn not entitle me to get a group of my friends and relatives together and a crappy camcorder and an awful story and put it all together to create a heaping pile of crap and call it a movie. and i wish people would quit using the words indie and campy to describe these types of movies. theyre not either. in no other profession would something like this be considered acceptable. if someone tried to sell you car that was as bad as this movie and you would take it back and say it was a lemon. if it was a surgical procedure and you would be suing the doctor for malpractice. i wish i could get my time and money back after watching this. shame on the video stores who stock movies like these. theyre a rip off to the public. you want campy. go get any of the friday the 13th movies (even the later ones) or dead alive. at least those do not make you want to kill yourself. it because of movies like this that make people automatically equate independent with garbage. 
how in the world does a thing like this get into my dvd player at home. how does it even get to be packaged and distributed. are there absolutely zero screenings a movie (and i use that term loosely) have to go through before it put on a video store shelf anymore. i am all for diy film making but come on. that doesn not entitle me to get a group of my friends and relatives together and a crappy camcorder and an awful story and put it all together to create a heaping pile of crap and call it a movie. and i wish people would quit using the words indie and campy to describe these types of movies. theyre not either. in no other profession would something like this be considered acceptable. if someone tried to sell you car that was as bad as this movie and you would take it back and say it was a lemon. if it was a surgical procedure and you would be suing the doctor for malpractice. i wish i could get my time and money back after watching this. shame on the video stores who stock movies like these. theyre a rip off to the public. you want campy. go get any of the friday the 13th movies (even the later ones) or dead alive. at least those do not make you want to kill yourself. it because of movies like this that make people automatically equate independent with garbage. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
