before i saw this masterpiece i never would have guessed that a devastating and hideously contagious virus could be defeated by the use of lutheran prayers. and erbs. ralf moeller performance is gargantuan while the realism incandescent. i was so inspired i am flying straight to zambibwia tomorrow to crack out the pesto and get my hands together for third world prosperity. god bless this film. seriously and i am going to have to watch troll 2 and anus magillicutty just to believe that it is possible to concoct more hamfistedly clichéd dialogue. it so tortured that taking a cheesegrater to your knuckles might well be preferable to sitting through it. the only subtlety it manages to achieve is in its thinly disguised racism and as the poor islanders turn to ineffectual dumb ass collective prayer which achieves nothing until the übermenschlich and linen shrouded teutonic hero moeller and with his direct line to yahweh and can provide a blood sample which the horn blowing yankee scientists can get to work on and save the hapless natives. this movie sucks. 
before i saw this masterpiece i never would have guessed that a devastating and hideously contagious virus could be defeated by the use of lutheran prayers. and erbs. ralf moeller performance is gargantuan while the realism incandescent. i was so inspired i am flying straight to zambibwia tomorrow to crack out the pesto and get my hands together for third world prosperity. god bless this film. seriously and i am going to have to watch troll 2 and anus magillicutty just to believe that it is possible to concoct more hamfistedly clichéd dialogue. it so tortured that taking a cheesegrater to your knuckles might well be preferable to sitting through it. the only subtlety it manages to achieve is in its thinly disguised racism and as the poor islanders turn to ineffectual dumb ass collective prayer which achieves nothing until the übermenschlich and linen shrouded teutonic hero moeller and with his direct line to yahweh and can provide a blood sample which the horn blowing yankee scientists can get to work on and save the hapless natives. this movie sucks. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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