dreadful. a friend of mine (who obviously thought i had an abysmal sense of humour) recommended this. it bobbins. i almost switched it off. it is only my anal desire to not leave things unfinished that prevented me doing so. this was evidently a british attempt to make a movie with a bunch of also ran tv actors using some lame script from their mate in the business. i struggle to think of anything even approaching the paucity of this movie. less funny than global warming. i am not normally so vehement and but i watched this well over ten years ago and thought that i wasted an hour or so of my life on it is destructive. puerile and plot less and useless tosh. i would rather eat my feet than watch it again. 
dreadful. a friend of mine (who obviously thought i had an abysmal sense of humour) recommended this. it bobbins. i almost switched it off. it is only my anal desire to not leave things unfinished that prevented me doing so. this was evidently a british attempt to make a movie with a bunch of also ran tv actors using some lame script from their mate in the business. i struggle to think of anything even approaching the paucity of this movie. less funny than global warming. i am not normally so vehement and but i watched this well over ten years ago and thought that i wasted an hour or so of my life on it is destructive. puerile and plot less and useless tosh. i would rather eat my feet than watch it again. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
