eaten alive plays out like a bad rehearsal for the following year cannibal ferox. the characters are universally bland and the locations are criminally under utilized and there no attempt to create tension or suspense and the physical effects are either laughably bad or shamelessly stolen from other movies and and the ubiquitous tribal rape scenes are barely worthy of a pg 13. even the scenes of animal cruelty are more tedious than usual. the only mildly shocking scene involves crazy jonas and going a bit goldfinger and wielding a blood soaked dildo while a scene that is just plain bizarre rather than graphic. my beloved wife and she of the romeo and juliet collector edition and watched this movie without so much as a wince of disgust. and it calls itself a cannibal movie. all in all and a pretty lame effort that thoroughly betrays the cannibal tradition. cannibal ferox and luci follow up and is a far superior example of the genre. 
eaten alive plays out like a bad rehearsal for the following year cannibal ferox. the characters are universally bland and the locations are criminally under utilized and there no attempt to create tension or suspense and the physical effects are either laughably bad or shamelessly stolen from other movies and and the ubiquitous tribal rape scenes are barely worthy of a pg 13. even the scenes of animal cruelty are more tedious than usual. the only mildly shocking scene involves crazy jonas and going a bit goldfinger and wielding a blood soaked dildo while a scene that is just plain bizarre rather than graphic. my beloved wife and she of the romeo and juliet collector edition and watched this movie without so much as a wince of disgust. and it calls itself a cannibal movie. all in all and a pretty lame effort that thoroughly betrays the cannibal tradition. cannibal ferox and luci follow up and is a far superior example of the genre. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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