ok and if you like yer monster moovies sullen and stiff and starchy and and thunderously dull and but with lots of throttling and then head right for lady frankenstein and a stagy and costumy italian corpse walker. joseph cotten(citizen kane)plays the crusty old baron himself and and must have really needed to make that condo payment. sexy sarah bay and who has played in cow ntless european b films and usually as rosabla neri and including hercules against the moon men and plays his ambitious daughter and a surgeon in a ruffled prom dress. cotten makes an ugly and big headed monster (cud it really be that much effort to make a nice one. ) and who immediately throttles cotten(who took his royalty check and ran) and and wanders around throttling everyone in sight. tania(bay) decides to switch the brain of her lover(who is old and wrinkly) with the brain of a younger man (who is beautiful and but stooopid) and in order to make another monster to throttle the first monster cotten made and who is wandering around throttling people. well and after much exposition and and some throttling and the 2 monsters throttle each other for a bit and tania stabs the first monster in the back and and then has sex in the flaming ruins of her mansion with the second monster  only to have him throttle her. doh. there is so much throttling going on that you almoost overlook the fact that the film is about as exciting as a dead carp and and mooves just as quickly. the alpha video version i saw for this review was heavily edited and and one wonders cow much nekkid people were chopped out and not that it would have improved the film much. director von theurmer previously helmed a variety of grade z euro trash and including jungle warriors and island of the dead(as mel wells) and and the crucified girls of san ramon. the moocow says avoid this corpse of a film and and find something that mooves at moore of a full. throttle. while equals 8). 
ok and if you like yer monster moovies sullen and stiff and starchy and and thunderously dull and but with lots of throttling and then head right for lady frankenstein and a stagy and costumy italian corpse walker. joseph cotten(citizen kane)plays the crusty old baron himself and and must have really needed to make that condo payment. sexy sarah bay and who has played in cow ntless european b films and usually as rosabla neri and including hercules against the moon men and plays his ambitious daughter and a surgeon in a ruffled prom dress. cotten makes an ugly and big headed monster (cud it really be that much effort to make a nice one. ) and who immediately throttles cotten(who took his royalty check and ran) and and wanders around throttling everyone in sight. tania(bay) decides to switch the brain of her lover(who is old and wrinkly) with the brain of a younger man (who is beautiful and but stooopid) and in order to make another monster to throttle the first monster cotten made and who is wandering around throttling people. well and after much exposition and and some throttling and the 2 monsters throttle each other for a bit and tania stabs the first monster in the back and and then has sex in the flaming ruins of her mansion with the second monster  only to have him throttle her. doh. there is so much throttling going on that you almoost overlook the fact that the film is about as exciting as a dead carp and and mooves just as quickly. the alpha video version i saw for this review was heavily edited and and one wonders cow much nekkid people were chopped out and not that it would have improved the film much. director von theurmer previously helmed a variety of grade z euro trash and including jungle warriors and island of the dead(as mel wells) and and the crucified girls of san ramon. the moocow says avoid this corpse of a film and and find something that mooves at moore of a full. throttle. while equals 8). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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