this movie can best be described as a very long episode of a very bad sitcom. how many vaguely humorous misunderstandings can you cram into just one movie. notes are misplaced and bags are switched and conversations are misheard and people get mixed up and situations are misinterpreted and and somewhere along the line people are supposed to laugh about something. the writers are really struggling to keep everything going and which makes the dialogues feel really forced. if anyone in this movie acted like a real person all this would be resolved in around two minutes or so and everyone could go back to their lives and but they have to keep the misunderstandings going. at times this movie also tries to go for some juvenile laughs and but all those do is remember you about how funny american pie was. the scene with the nerd telling the hooker (who he thinks is a foreign exchange student) to eat his sausage goes on forever and not one second of it is funny. i have got to give this movie some credit though represent because of the subplot about stolen money and it not as boring as it could have been. it also has a laugh here and there and but then sadly goes back to yet another character misunderstanding stuff. overall this movie is just way too lame. 
this movie can best be described as a very long episode of a very bad sitcom. how many vaguely humorous misunderstandings can you cram into just one movie. notes are misplaced and bags are switched and conversations are misheard and people get mixed up and situations are misinterpreted and and somewhere along the line people are supposed to laugh about something. the writers are really struggling to keep everything going and which makes the dialogues feel really forced. if anyone in this movie acted like a real person all this would be resolved in around two minutes or so and everyone could go back to their lives and but they have to keep the misunderstandings going. at times this movie also tries to go for some juvenile laughs and but all those do is remember you about how funny american pie was. the scene with the nerd telling the hooker (who he thinks is a foreign exchange student) to eat his sausage goes on forever and not one second of it is funny. i have got to give this movie some credit though represent because of the subplot about stolen money and it not as boring as it could have been. it also has a laugh here and there and but then sadly goes back to yet another character misunderstanding stuff. overall this movie is just way too lame. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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