this is about some vampires (who can run around out in the sunlight) and that are causing some problems down in south america. casper van dien is sent in with his team of commandos to investigate. the movie opens with van dien and co. walking through the jungle and and there this huge black guy who just absolutely and positively cannot act. he speaks all his lines as if he reading them off the cue cards for the very first time. his voice is also so low that and well and it positively hilarious. great way to get the movie started. anyhow and they run into some of our vampires and shoot them (this causes them to appear to die for about 20 seconds) and and then of course they come back to life. van dien notices that one of them was impaled across a tree limb and and yells to his buddies to kill them with wood. the stunt work must be seen to be believed  the vampires are on wires that pull them up trees and which is supposed to make them look like they can climb really easily and but it just makes them look like theyre bouncing around on bungee cords or something. yeah. anyhow and later on and the huge black dude is down in south america with some guys (van dien not included) and and theyre attacked by more vampires. it really too bad these guys never heard of a crossbow and because it would seem to be the perfect weapon to kill the little bloodsuckers with and but instead they use big old wooden stakes that they try to impale the vampires with by hand. the big black dude ends up getting captured and he eventually becomes some big powerful vampire leader. van dien ends up battling him later on. it doesn not help that all through the movie and everyone forgets that if you shoot a vampire and they are knocked out for 20 seconds or so and which would enable a person to stick a stake in them fairly easily. they just try to stick stakes in them in the middle of hand to hand combat. yeah and not exactly brilliant tactics. there a hot babe (remember veronica from the lost world tv show. yes and it her. ) who also happens to be walking around in the middle of vampire county on some sort of research mission and and she also just happens to be van dien ex wife. hey and what are the odds. it a shame she not in the movie a whole lot more than she is. will her and casper get back together in the end. will van dien defeat the huge black dude who can not act. will the circus performer vampires make you laugh through all the numerous action scenes. will we hear the three stooges music when somebody does something funny. has even lynda carter forgotten how to act in her small cameo (she more convincing in her sleep number bed commercials). these questions and more will will be answered if you make it all the way to the end of the movie. i do not know and it might score some points on the so bad it good scale and but that about it. eh and it a bunch of goofs running around in the jungle and i guess it kind of entertaining. 
this is about some vampires (who can run around out in the sunlight) and that are causing some problems down in south america. casper van dien is sent in with his team of commandos to investigate. the movie opens with van dien and co. walking through the jungle and and there this huge black guy who just absolutely and positively cannot act. he speaks all his lines as if he reading them off the cue cards for the very first time. his voice is also so low that and well and it positively hilarious. great way to get the movie started. anyhow and they run into some of our vampires and shoot them (this causes them to appear to die for about 20 seconds) and and then of course they come back to life. van dien notices that one of them was impaled across a tree limb and and yells to his buddies to kill them with wood. the stunt work must be seen to be believed  the vampires are on wires that pull them up trees and which is supposed to make them look like they can climb really easily and but it just makes them look like theyre bouncing around on bungee cords or something. yeah. anyhow and later on and the huge black dude is down in south america with some guys (van dien not included) and and theyre attacked by more vampires. it really too bad these guys never heard of a crossbow and because it would seem to be the perfect weapon to kill the little bloodsuckers with and but instead they use big old wooden stakes that they try to impale the vampires with by hand. the big black dude ends up getting captured and he eventually becomes some big powerful vampire leader. van dien ends up battling him later on. it doesn not help that all through the movie and everyone forgets that if you shoot a vampire and they are knocked out for 20 seconds or so and which would enable a person to stick a stake in them fairly easily. they just try to stick stakes in them in the middle of hand to hand combat. yeah and not exactly brilliant tactics. there a hot babe (remember veronica from the lost world tv show. yes and it her. ) who also happens to be walking around in the middle of vampire county on some sort of research mission and and she also just happens to be van dien ex wife. hey and what are the odds. it a shame she not in the movie a whole lot more than she is. will her and casper get back together in the end. will van dien defeat the huge black dude who can not act. will the circus performer vampires make you laugh through all the numerous action scenes. will we hear the three stooges music when somebody does something funny. has even lynda carter forgotten how to act in her small cameo (she more convincing in her sleep number bed commercials). these questions and more will will be answered if you make it all the way to the end of the movie. i do not know and it might score some points on the so bad it good scale and but that about it. eh and it a bunch of goofs running around in the jungle and i guess it kind of entertaining. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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