another gray and horrible bit of schlockiness from the family corman. the first space capsule into outer space crash lands back on earth(with some of the worst special effects ever) and and the pilot appears to be dead. but appearances can be deceiving. he actually more alive than the rest of the cast and including a patronizing misogynist old doctor(who would also really and really boring) and a greasy guy who looks like he cornered the market on hair oil and another guy so dull he doesn not even make much of an impression and a female scientist who never seems to be hurt or angry over the old guy patronizing and and a female photographer with a farah fawcett haircut(pre farah and of course) and about as much liveliness as a dead duck. what are any of these people names. i think it was steve. apparently and everyone in the cast and including the women and were called steve. anyway and the dead pilot steve turns out to not only be alive and but to be incubating baby aliens(or seahorses and or shrimp and or whatever) inside his torso. the momma beast that implanted these little critters looks like a giant bald parrot with claws. once again and i am impressed by the laugh ability factor of the monsters created by the house of corman. the space carrot from venus in it conquered the world is still officially the worst and most laughable monster i have ever seen grace the screen and but the cormans always manage to deliver when it comes to bad and cheesy looking monsters. they also managed to deliver on their other trademarks as well while i. e. a boring and confusing plot and long gray shots(thank god corman did most of his films in black and white and since his color stuff still manages to look somehow gray)two or three locations max and stupid and lame props and special effects and and lots and lots of dull dialog. there only two deaths in the film(if you do not counted the roasted parrot. err. alien blood beast being offed at the end of the film). cheers rang out through the land and i am sure and when the alien rips the old doctor head off and(apparently) eats it. now it can talk in english and has the doctor memories. it can also move the pregnant astronaut around as though he were pinnochio. the monster apparent intent is to rebuild its race using human beings as food and giant wombs. there a confusing bit at the end(well and more confusing than usual and anyway) in which the creature tries to explain why it is doing this and but it makes no sense whatsoever. something about how humanity is about to follow in its race footsteps and destroy themselves by something they will soon create. it never really said what that was. it could have been anything from toaster ovens to digital watches and who knows. its baby minder stabs himself rather than let the alien shrimp crawl out of his body and and the oily guy(and the other guy) burn the parrot alien to death with a molotov cocktail. ahh and the smell of roasting chicken. err. alien. end of story and in which the rest of the characters wander off and leave their dead comrade laying on the ground to rot. oh and hell and why not save yourself the expense of a funeral. i am sure that was what corman was thinking and when he was trying to cut corners and make his scenes as cheaply as possible. 
another gray and horrible bit of schlockiness from the family corman. the first space capsule into outer space crash lands back on earth(with some of the worst special effects ever) and and the pilot appears to be dead. but appearances can be deceiving. he actually more alive than the rest of the cast and including a patronizing misogynist old doctor(who would also really and really boring) and a greasy guy who looks like he cornered the market on hair oil and another guy so dull he doesn not even make much of an impression and a female scientist who never seems to be hurt or angry over the old guy patronizing and and a female photographer with a farah fawcett haircut(pre farah and of course) and about as much liveliness as a dead duck. what are any of these people names. i think it was steve. apparently and everyone in the cast and including the women and were called steve. anyway and the dead pilot steve turns out to not only be alive and but to be incubating baby aliens(or seahorses and or shrimp and or whatever) inside his torso. the momma beast that implanted these little critters looks like a giant bald parrot with claws. once again and i am impressed by the laugh ability factor of the monsters created by the house of corman. the space carrot from venus in it conquered the world is still officially the worst and most laughable monster i have ever seen grace the screen and but the cormans always manage to deliver when it comes to bad and cheesy looking monsters. they also managed to deliver on their other trademarks as well while i. e. a boring and confusing plot and long gray shots(thank god corman did most of his films in black and white and since his color stuff still manages to look somehow gray)two or three locations max and stupid and lame props and special effects and and lots and lots of dull dialog. there only two deaths in the film(if you do not counted the roasted parrot. err. alien blood beast being offed at the end of the film). cheers rang out through the land and i am sure and when the alien rips the old doctor head off and(apparently) eats it. now it can talk in english and has the doctor memories. it can also move the pregnant astronaut around as though he were pinnochio. the monster apparent intent is to rebuild its race using human beings as food and giant wombs. there a confusing bit at the end(well and more confusing than usual and anyway) in which the creature tries to explain why it is doing this and but it makes no sense whatsoever. something about how humanity is about to follow in its race footsteps and destroy themselves by something they will soon create. it never really said what that was. it could have been anything from toaster ovens to digital watches and who knows. its baby minder stabs himself rather than let the alien shrimp crawl out of his body and and the oily guy(and the other guy) burn the parrot alien to death with a molotov cocktail. ahh and the smell of roasting chicken. err. alien. end of story and in which the rest of the characters wander off and leave their dead comrade laying on the ground to rot. oh and hell and why not save yourself the expense of a funeral. i am sure that was what corman was thinking and when he was trying to cut corners and make his scenes as cheaply as possible. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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