i am not gonna lie. to say that this movie is confusing is like saying the sun is hot but not really. and if you have seen cult director richard kelly previous films and donnie darko and southland tales and you know that gotta mean something. when i went to see this movie and there were about 50 people in the theater. before an hour into the film and about half of the audience had already walked out. by the end and there were only 15 people left wondering what in the hell did they just see. i for one could only comprehend roughly 40% of what i saw on screen and and even then it can only be called interpretation. so why did i give this movie a generous seven stars. because for one and we get some spectacular performances (marsden great and langella returns as a familiar creepy character) and and most importantly two and because it entirely original and richard kelly and undoubtedly one of the bravest directors alive and uses his creative vision to tell a story that dares to be different. quite frankly and it the only way  only through kelly unique style could this story be told the way it intended. in the end and if youre not willing to spend some serious thought into an intelligent movie (and even then it may all amount to nothing) and stay far away from this one. but if you want to watch a deep and rich and complex and thought provoking piece on spirituality and existentialism and and the predictability of human nature and go see this. be prepared for lengthy discussions with your partner however. note represent if by chance you have read this review and taken my recommendation and have actually seen the movie and still believe you have wasted 2 hours of your life and i would be happy to share my views on the whole meaning and plot of the film. see and that why i liked it so much  it promotes discussion. as hard as it is though and i will try summing it up by paraphrasing a rather depressing quote by langella character and who explains the significance of the simple box to an employee represent your house is a box which you live in. the car that you drove to work is a box and on wheels. when you return home from work you sit in front of a box with moving images. you watch until the mind and soul rots and the box that is your body deteriorates and when finally you are placed into the ultimate box. to rest under the soil and earth. 
i am not gonna lie. to say that this movie is confusing is like saying the sun is hot but not really. and if you have seen cult director richard kelly previous films and donnie darko and southland tales and you know that gotta mean something. when i went to see this movie and there were about 50 people in the theater. before an hour into the film and about half of the audience had already walked out. by the end and there were only 15 people left wondering what in the hell did they just see. i for one could only comprehend roughly 40% of what i saw on screen and and even then it can only be called interpretation. so why did i give this movie a generous seven stars. because for one and we get some spectacular performances (marsden great and langella returns as a familiar creepy character) and and most importantly two and because it entirely original and richard kelly and undoubtedly one of the bravest directors alive and uses his creative vision to tell a story that dares to be different. quite frankly and it the only way  only through kelly unique style could this story be told the way it intended. in the end and if youre not willing to spend some serious thought into an intelligent movie (and even then it may all amount to nothing) and stay far away from this one. but if you want to watch a deep and rich and complex and thought provoking piece on spirituality and existentialism and and the predictability of human nature and go see this. be prepared for lengthy discussions with your partner however. note represent if by chance you have read this review and taken my recommendation and have actually seen the movie and still believe you have wasted 2 hours of your life and i would be happy to share my views on the whole meaning and plot of the film. see and that why i liked it so much  it promotes discussion. as hard as it is though and i will try summing it up by paraphrasing a rather depressing quote by langella character and who explains the significance of the simple box to an employee represent your house is a box which you live in. the car that you drove to work is a box and on wheels. when you return home from work you sit in front of a box with moving images. you watch until the mind and soul rots and the box that is your body deteriorates and when finally you are placed into the ultimate box. to rest under the soil and earth. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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