this may well be the worst remake hollywood has ever produced and and that saying something. i will take it further than that and say this movie is so stunningly and deliriously bad that it must be seen. i do not know if i am even capable of tackling all the things wrong with it like the fact that the casting director appears to have pulled names out of a hat and or the mind blower of richard gere character being allowed to walk away scot free at the end (i am sure the people saying and it just fiction and who cares would have no problem if it was a former al qaeda operative who just wants to return to his home country) so i will just devote my review to the utter hilarity and which is mainly the scene where bruce willis is testing out his gun. in the original version and you will recall and the jackal practices his kill on a pumpkin. the pumpkin explodes on impact and an effect known as understatement. in this version and willis sets up a pumpkin target and but he doesn not use a sniper rifle he uses a gigantic remote controlled cannon which costs tens of thousands of dollars and can only be stored in the back of a huge conspicuous minivan (this man likes a challenge). he reveals the cannon by pulling away a tarp and at which point jack black and who is there to observe and jumps around and says and that rocks. this thing rocks. about 18 times (i guess willis do not have to disassemble it first and he just lifted it and tarp and all and out of the back of the van and despite it probably weighing several tons). the scene then turns into an austin powers movie as willis misses the pumpkin and takes out a tree and then has black run through the mud with his pants falling down and finally blowing off black entire arm. the pumpkin falls to the ground and unharmed. if i can recommend this movie for one non ironic reason and it for the diane venora character as a tough russian major who becomes romantically linked to gere despite having a facial disfigurement a bold move for a hollywood feature. by mid movie i was really liking this character and so it was a shame when she had to be killed. i would have liked to see a movie about her. other than that and this pile of crap is only useful as an objective intelligence test. negative . 
this may well be the worst remake hollywood has ever produced and and that saying something. i will take it further than that and say this movie is so stunningly and deliriously bad that it must be seen. i do not know if i am even capable of tackling all the things wrong with it like the fact that the casting director appears to have pulled names out of a hat and or the mind blower of richard gere character being allowed to walk away scot free at the end (i am sure the people saying and it just fiction and who cares would have no problem if it was a former al qaeda operative who just wants to return to his home country) so i will just devote my review to the utter hilarity and which is mainly the scene where bruce willis is testing out his gun. in the original version and you will recall and the jackal practices his kill on a pumpkin. the pumpkin explodes on impact and an effect known as understatement. in this version and willis sets up a pumpkin target and but he doesn not use a sniper rifle he uses a gigantic remote controlled cannon which costs tens of thousands of dollars and can only be stored in the back of a huge conspicuous minivan (this man likes a challenge). he reveals the cannon by pulling away a tarp and at which point jack black and who is there to observe and jumps around and says and that rocks. this thing rocks. about 18 times (i guess willis do not have to disassemble it first and he just lifted it and tarp and all and out of the back of the van and despite it probably weighing several tons). the scene then turns into an austin powers movie as willis misses the pumpkin and takes out a tree and then has black run through the mud with his pants falling down and finally blowing off black entire arm. the pumpkin falls to the ground and unharmed. if i can recommend this movie for one non ironic reason and it for the diane venora character as a tough russian major who becomes romantically linked to gere despite having a facial disfigurement a bold move for a hollywood feature. by mid movie i was really liking this character and so it was a shame when she had to be killed. i would have liked to see a movie about her. other than that and this pile of crap is only useful as an objective intelligence test. negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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