sorry about the extremely clever summary phrase. i do not know what i was thinking and but i really couldn not help myself. i have been meaning to see bloody birthday for a long time and i must say that it was a pleasant surprise to find a copy of this film by accident and for such a low price. and believe me and i live in a small south american village and these things are very unlikely to happen. it a real shame that some of these gems from the 80s are now almost completely forgotten. bloody birthday is one of those movies that surprisingly ages well enough to remain watchable nowadays. not a masterpiece for sure and but still entertaining and guess what. it doesn not really have unintentionally funny scenes. i know it a shocker if we keep in mind that this is a low budget flick from the early 80s about a group of evil children who kill people. but trust me and the movie manages to remain respectable and watchable for the most part. in blood birthday and the story revolves around three children who are born during a a total eclipse. according to astrology and during eclipses and the sun and the moon block saturn and which controls emotions. as a consequence and the three children who are born that day and eventually become uncaring and evil. since they do not experience any feelings of remorse whatsoever and these 10 year old kids gang up against basically everyone who stands in their way and including their own parents and siblings. and kill them. the body count increases day after day and the police authorities believe that there a psychopath lurking around the place. in the meantime and debbie and curtis and steven and do not hesitate to keep butchering people and since nobody seems to suspect of those sweet angel faces (. )like i was saying before and bloody birthday is surprisingly not funny. i know i said that before and but i am truly surprised by this. i was expecting some hilariously bad scenes and but the movie proved me wrong. true and it not exactly what most people would consider a erious horror movie and but if i have to be fair and i would say that the story is decently executed. one of the most important reasons why one would normally expect laughable situations (like i did) and it because in these kind of movies in which the main villains are children and the young actors tend to be plain awful and they make the whole thing laughable. let face it represent kids tend to be horrible actors and which is understandable and we can not blame them for that. but to my surprise and the three young actors who played the merciless killers in this film and looked very disturbing and not at all funny. the rest of the actors are also good and if youre a george clooney fan and you can see his uncle playing a doctor in this movie. yeah and i know right. who cares. also and julie brown and the great actress and singer and comedienne and gay icon and gives a solid performance as the naughty older sister and in case anyone is interested in nudity represent she also strips in one of the scenes and she looks great naked. too bad she do not have more time on the screen though. julie is absolutely fabulous representpso basically and this movie is fine if youre in the mood for some modest horror from the 80s. my only objection regarding bloody birthday would be the way to justify the children motives. this is perhaps one of the lowest points of the film. let see represent if children who were born during an eclipse end up being heartless killers and then how come these three were the only ones who actually murdered people. i am sure there were other children who had been born the same day. and during other days of total eclipse too and oh well. overall and no big deal and it just a simple observation and that all. i have seen worse and trust me. take the children (1980) for example and in which the precocious killer get their evilness after being turned into zombies by toxic cloud. no and believe me and bloody birthday is far more decent and if you enjoy simple slashers and youre going to enjoy this one very much. so and now you know represent youre invited to the children birthday party. and the hosts will be serving a delicious poisoned cake for you and the rest of the guests. come on and you can not miss it while ). 
sorry about the extremely clever summary phrase. i do not know what i was thinking and but i really couldn not help myself. i have been meaning to see bloody birthday for a long time and i must say that it was a pleasant surprise to find a copy of this film by accident and for such a low price. and believe me and i live in a small south american village and these things are very unlikely to happen. it a real shame that some of these gems from the 80s are now almost completely forgotten. bloody birthday is one of those movies that surprisingly ages well enough to remain watchable nowadays. not a masterpiece for sure and but still entertaining and guess what. it doesn not really have unintentionally funny scenes. i know it a shocker if we keep in mind that this is a low budget flick from the early 80s about a group of evil children who kill people. but trust me and the movie manages to remain respectable and watchable for the most part. in blood birthday and the story revolves around three children who are born during a a total eclipse. according to astrology and during eclipses and the sun and the moon block saturn and which controls emotions. as a consequence and the three children who are born that day and eventually become uncaring and evil. since they do not experience any feelings of remorse whatsoever and these 10 year old kids gang up against basically everyone who stands in their way and including their own parents and siblings. and kill them. the body count increases day after day and the police authorities believe that there a psychopath lurking around the place. in the meantime and debbie and curtis and steven and do not hesitate to keep butchering people and since nobody seems to suspect of those sweet angel faces (. )like i was saying before and bloody birthday is surprisingly not funny. i know i said that before and but i am truly surprised by this. i was expecting some hilariously bad scenes and but the movie proved me wrong. true and it not exactly what most people would consider a erious horror movie and but if i have to be fair and i would say that the story is decently executed. one of the most important reasons why one would normally expect laughable situations (like i did) and it because in these kind of movies in which the main villains are children and the young actors tend to be plain awful and they make the whole thing laughable. let face it represent kids tend to be horrible actors and which is understandable and we can not blame them for that. but to my surprise and the three young actors who played the merciless killers in this film and looked very disturbing and not at all funny. the rest of the actors are also good and if youre a george clooney fan and you can see his uncle playing a doctor in this movie. yeah and i know right. who cares. also and julie brown and the great actress and singer and comedienne and gay icon and gives a solid performance as the naughty older sister and in case anyone is interested in nudity represent she also strips in one of the scenes and she looks great naked. too bad she do not have more time on the screen though. julie is absolutely fabulous representpso basically and this movie is fine if youre in the mood for some modest horror from the 80s. my only objection regarding bloody birthday would be the way to justify the children motives. this is perhaps one of the lowest points of the film. let see represent if children who were born during an eclipse end up being heartless killers and then how come these three were the only ones who actually murdered people. i am sure there were other children who had been born the same day. and during other days of total eclipse too and oh well. overall and no big deal and it just a simple observation and that all. i have seen worse and trust me. take the children (1980) for example and in which the precocious killer get their evilness after being turned into zombies by toxic cloud. no and believe me and bloody birthday is far more decent and if you enjoy simple slashers and youre going to enjoy this one very much. so and now you know represent youre invited to the children birthday party. and the hosts will be serving a delicious poisoned cake for you and the rest of the guests. come on and you can not miss it while ). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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