. and that a goddamn shame. please make the sun rise and have it incinerate all copies of dracula 3000. this must be the worst vampire flick of the new millennium so far (i haven not seen reign in darkness yet and but they do not get much worse than this). don not be fooled be the movie cool h. r. gigeresque cover. this is so bad and it almost hilarious. i can not describe all the emotions this movie conjured. i laughed my ass off and i yelled at the screen and i sat there numb and nodding my head in disbelief and . this film has cheap and cheese written all over it. the best thing of this movie are the opening credits and the opening shots which feature more or less okay cgi of two space ships. but when casper van dien voice over comes on and you start smelling something fishy. and and indeed and it all goes downhill rapidly after that. the crew of a salvage spaceship finds an abandoned vessel and the demeter and which seems to be heading for earth. they enter it and thus sealing their fate. this movie is and above all things and a shameless low budget alien rip off and mixed with vampires. right down to the plot twist were erika eleniak character and aurora and reveals she a robot. coolio goes badly over the top as the dope smoking and bloodsucking 187 (pffff and code from the hood as a name. ). casper van dien character named capt. van helsing (hahaha. ) and he looks like. and er well and casper van dien. udo kier as capt. varna and former commander of the demeter and is only shown on a monitor screen and he really does seem to have trouble reading his lines from an auto cue (poor udo and what where you doing in this flick. ). and then we have langley kirkwood as count orlock and one of the most pathetic and laughable dracula ever to (dis)grace the silver screen. just look at his outfit. instead of some cool looking futuristic black suit or something and he wearing a cheap old school halloween suit with fringes. you thought richard roxburgh was unconvincing as dracula in van helsing. then wait until you see langley performance. the set designers went overboard on this one. the interior of the demeter looks like a cross between an oil tanker and an old steel factory and which they decorated with awful lights and colors like green and pink and blue and yellow. the prop master must have forgotten that this movie takes place in the year 3000 and because the characters use guns which look like today . 45 magnums and prof uses a non motorized and non floating wheelchair. it has to be pushed around in order to move. aside from one dried up corpse and a few impalements and one dismemberment there absolutely no gore. and the vampire fangs and contact lenses look fake as hell. add to that also the most lame and stupid and abrupt ending ever represent humvee and aurora are the only survivors. instead of having one final (bloody) showdown with count orlock and they lock themselves in the control room. then aurora explains that before her program was upgraded and joining narcotics and she used to be a protheus 3. 2 pb and in other words represent a pleasure bot. so she says well then and what are you waiting for. humvee answers ain not gotta tell me twice. come on and girl and picks her up and. boooooom. the ship explodes and credits roll. no sex scene and no erika flashin her boobies and no bloody climax and . just one more shot of udo kier reading a line on the monitor and it over. so and this movie is a must see for every bad movie lover and but i must warn them represent it gets really painful at times. and everyone claiming that van helsing and underworld or even queen of the damned is the worst vampire movie of the new millennium clearly is insane and or just hasn not seen dracula 3000 yet. 
. and that a goddamn shame. please make the sun rise and have it incinerate all copies of dracula 3000. this must be the worst vampire flick of the new millennium so far (i haven not seen reign in darkness yet and but they do not get much worse than this). don not be fooled be the movie cool h. r. gigeresque cover. this is so bad and it almost hilarious. i can not describe all the emotions this movie conjured. i laughed my ass off and i yelled at the screen and i sat there numb and nodding my head in disbelief and . this film has cheap and cheese written all over it. the best thing of this movie are the opening credits and the opening shots which feature more or less okay cgi of two space ships. but when casper van dien voice over comes on and you start smelling something fishy. and and indeed and it all goes downhill rapidly after that. the crew of a salvage spaceship finds an abandoned vessel and the demeter and which seems to be heading for earth. they enter it and thus sealing their fate. this movie is and above all things and a shameless low budget alien rip off and mixed with vampires. right down to the plot twist were erika eleniak character and aurora and reveals she a robot. coolio goes badly over the top as the dope smoking and bloodsucking 187 (pffff and code from the hood as a name. ). casper van dien character named capt. van helsing (hahaha. ) and he looks like. and er well and casper van dien. udo kier as capt. varna and former commander of the demeter and is only shown on a monitor screen and he really does seem to have trouble reading his lines from an auto cue (poor udo and what where you doing in this flick. ). and then we have langley kirkwood as count orlock and one of the most pathetic and laughable dracula ever to (dis)grace the silver screen. just look at his outfit. instead of some cool looking futuristic black suit or something and he wearing a cheap old school halloween suit with fringes. you thought richard roxburgh was unconvincing as dracula in van helsing. then wait until you see langley performance. the set designers went overboard on this one. the interior of the demeter looks like a cross between an oil tanker and an old steel factory and which they decorated with awful lights and colors like green and pink and blue and yellow. the prop master must have forgotten that this movie takes place in the year 3000 and because the characters use guns which look like today . 45 magnums and prof uses a non motorized and non floating wheelchair. it has to be pushed around in order to move. aside from one dried up corpse and a few impalements and one dismemberment there absolutely no gore. and the vampire fangs and contact lenses look fake as hell. add to that also the most lame and stupid and abrupt ending ever represent humvee and aurora are the only survivors. instead of having one final (bloody) showdown with count orlock and they lock themselves in the control room. then aurora explains that before her program was upgraded and joining narcotics and she used to be a protheus 3. 2 pb and in other words represent a pleasure bot. so she says well then and what are you waiting for. humvee answers ain not gotta tell me twice. come on and girl and picks her up and. boooooom. the ship explodes and credits roll. no sex scene and no erika flashin her boobies and no bloody climax and . just one more shot of udo kier reading a line on the monitor and it over. so and this movie is a must see for every bad movie lover and but i must warn them represent it gets really painful at times. and everyone claiming that van helsing and underworld or even queen of the damned is the worst vampire movie of the new millennium clearly is insane and or just hasn not seen dracula 3000 yet. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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