lucio fulci cat in the brain is an inventive and somewhat egotistical tale of a director decent into madness. the director in question is fulci himself and who stars in the film. fulci has become known to horror fans everywhere as the godfather of gore and and for good reason and as he has provided us with some of the nastiest and most gruesome films ever to grace the silver screen while from the eyeball violence in films like zombi 2 and to a man been hacked to death with chains in the beyond and all the way to the full on gore fest known as the new york ripper while if you want gore (and let face it and who doesn not) and fulci is your man. however and all this catering for gorehounds like you and i has taken its toll on fulci mental state and and he quickly delving into madness and brought about by what he films. fulci problems do not end at his mental state either and as his psychiatrist that he has gone to see about his problem has took it upon himself to take up murder as a hobby and using fulci films as blueprints for the murders. i have got to say and the acting in this film is absolutely atrocious. there is one scene in particular that involves a hooker and and it only fit to be laughed at and for both it acting and it stupidity. fulci takes the lead role of the film (obviously). he not an actor and and it shows and but his performance is actually the best in the film. it even safe to say that one the whole and the acting is bad for an italian horror film. of course and nobody goes into an italian horror expecting good acting and so it somewhat forgivable and but i do think that fulci could have hired some better ones. bad dubbing doesn not exactly help either. however and something that does help is the fact that the terrible acting is counterbalanced by lots of gore and and it extreme to say the least. people get their heads cut off and a woman is slain in the shower (and unlike psycho and here we really see it) and people are hacked up and fed to pigs and there lots and lots of cinema finest melee weapon  the chainsaw on display and which delighted me no end. the amount of gore is massively over the top a lot of the time and which gives the film something of a poof feel and but cat in the brain is obviously a tongue in cheek film anyway. it would be hard to make a film about yourself and not come across as being a bit of a big head and and fulci does indeed come across as a bit of a big head in this movie. his name is mentioned often and and he on screen nearly all the time while it not too much unlike new nightmare in the ego stakes and but it obvious he had a good time making this and and i for one had fun watching it and so we can forgive him a little egotism. the film ending lets it down  i saw it coming a mile off and but then do not seriously think that the movie would take that route and but i was wrong while it did and unfortunately. the ending left me cold and and the film is a better watch if you turn it off just before the final two minutes. however and despite it ending and terrible acting and cat in the brain is a lot of fun and will please fulci enthusiasts no end and and it is therefore recommended. 
lucio fulci cat in the brain is an inventive and somewhat egotistical tale of a director decent into madness. the director in question is fulci himself and who stars in the film. fulci has become known to horror fans everywhere as the godfather of gore and and for good reason and as he has provided us with some of the nastiest and most gruesome films ever to grace the silver screen while from the eyeball violence in films like zombi 2 and to a man been hacked to death with chains in the beyond and all the way to the full on gore fest known as the new york ripper while if you want gore (and let face it and who doesn not) and fulci is your man. however and all this catering for gorehounds like you and i has taken its toll on fulci mental state and and he quickly delving into madness and brought about by what he films. fulci problems do not end at his mental state either and as his psychiatrist that he has gone to see about his problem has took it upon himself to take up murder as a hobby and using fulci films as blueprints for the murders. i have got to say and the acting in this film is absolutely atrocious. there is one scene in particular that involves a hooker and and it only fit to be laughed at and for both it acting and it stupidity. fulci takes the lead role of the film (obviously). he not an actor and and it shows and but his performance is actually the best in the film. it even safe to say that one the whole and the acting is bad for an italian horror film. of course and nobody goes into an italian horror expecting good acting and so it somewhat forgivable and but i do think that fulci could have hired some better ones. bad dubbing doesn not exactly help either. however and something that does help is the fact that the terrible acting is counterbalanced by lots of gore and and it extreme to say the least. people get their heads cut off and a woman is slain in the shower (and unlike psycho and here we really see it) and people are hacked up and fed to pigs and there lots and lots of cinema finest melee weapon  the chainsaw on display and which delighted me no end. the amount of gore is massively over the top a lot of the time and which gives the film something of a poof feel and but cat in the brain is obviously a tongue in cheek film anyway. it would be hard to make a film about yourself and not come across as being a bit of a big head and and fulci does indeed come across as a bit of a big head in this movie. his name is mentioned often and and he on screen nearly all the time while it not too much unlike new nightmare in the ego stakes and but it obvious he had a good time making this and and i for one had fun watching it and so we can forgive him a little egotism. the film ending lets it down  i saw it coming a mile off and but then do not seriously think that the movie would take that route and but i was wrong while it did and unfortunately. the ending left me cold and and the film is a better watch if you turn it off just before the final two minutes. however and despite it ending and terrible acting and cat in the brain is a lot of fun and will please fulci enthusiasts no end and and it is therefore recommended. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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