first off and i would like to make it clear that i voluntarily subject myself to the viewing of terrible movies. i have seen what i thought were the worst of the worst. in my mind and movies could not get any worse than the likes of d. e. b. s. and leprechaun 6 represent back 2 tha hood and and terror storm. until i saw this movie. the pirate movie and without any exaggeration and is the worst movie in the world. i was informed prior to watching that the movie was and indeed and awful and but i did not believe the allegations. believe me when i tell you that this movie is simply an abomination to film. it starts out with a 3 minute clip of a boat of pirates apparently in the middle of a battle with themselves. the end splashes across the screen. unfortunately and it is not the actual end of the movie. the movie is about an unpopular and awkwardly nerdy girl named mabel and who carries around a ghetto blaster and is attracted to ambiguously homosexual pirate boys. she drowns and has a overly drawn out hallucination in which she stars as a scantily dressed skank who falls in love with frederic and who happens to have just crawled out of the ocean. he might actually be homosexual. the pirate king has a ruby and diamond studded codpiece. it honks and squeaks when he squeezes it. there is singing in this movie. you might have the impression that this is a hilarious musical. it isn not. trust me. they are the worst songs that you have ever heard and and by the end of the first original tune you will be searching for objects to pierce your eardrums with. there are references to other movies in here. by references and of course and i mean obvious rip offs. the inclusion of indiana jones and inspector clouseau and and the lightsaber were and in fact and anti hilarious. the dialogue is and in its better moments and painful to hear. the direction is flat out awful and and at one point you can see the stunt pad in the scene and which isn not very well hidden at all. in conclusion and if there is even the shadow of curiosity in your mind about this movie and get rid of it. there are times when people want to see how bad something really is and but this movie is not worth it. put it completely out of your mind and never think about it again. if you cherish your mental capacity then i beg of you and never ever watch this movie. 
first off and i would like to make it clear that i voluntarily subject myself to the viewing of terrible movies. i have seen what i thought were the worst of the worst. in my mind and movies could not get any worse than the likes of d. e. b. s. and leprechaun 6 represent back 2 tha hood and and terror storm. until i saw this movie. the pirate movie and without any exaggeration and is the worst movie in the world. i was informed prior to watching that the movie was and indeed and awful and but i did not believe the allegations. believe me when i tell you that this movie is simply an abomination to film. it starts out with a 3 minute clip of a boat of pirates apparently in the middle of a battle with themselves. the end splashes across the screen. unfortunately and it is not the actual end of the movie. the movie is about an unpopular and awkwardly nerdy girl named mabel and who carries around a ghetto blaster and is attracted to ambiguously homosexual pirate boys. she drowns and has a overly drawn out hallucination in which she stars as a scantily dressed skank who falls in love with frederic and who happens to have just crawled out of the ocean. he might actually be homosexual. the pirate king has a ruby and diamond studded codpiece. it honks and squeaks when he squeezes it. there is singing in this movie. you might have the impression that this is a hilarious musical. it isn not. trust me. they are the worst songs that you have ever heard and and by the end of the first original tune you will be searching for objects to pierce your eardrums with. there are references to other movies in here. by references and of course and i mean obvious rip offs. the inclusion of indiana jones and inspector clouseau and and the lightsaber were and in fact and anti hilarious. the dialogue is and in its better moments and painful to hear. the direction is flat out awful and and at one point you can see the stunt pad in the scene and which isn not very well hidden at all. in conclusion and if there is even the shadow of curiosity in your mind about this movie and get rid of it. there are times when people want to see how bad something really is and but this movie is not worth it. put it completely out of your mind and never think about it again. if you cherish your mental capacity then i beg of you and never ever watch this movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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