i knew i was in for a long 90 minutes when the opening voice over mispronounced the word carecrow (it sounded like scare crew). and sure enough 90 minutes later and after witnessing beyond horrid acting and tedious drama and scarecrow punches going nowhere near their intended target and but hitting it anyway and ken shamrock acting and and the most stupid illogical ending and i have seen in my life (ok and no and i take that last one back and in about a week). after making it through all that and i openly weeped that i couldn not just go to lacuna a la jim carrey and just erase it completely from my mind. any thoughts i might have had that director brian katkin might have made an ok film given the right circumstances that i had after watching slaughter studios and are totally and completely gone from my mind now. my grade represent f eye candy represent tara platt and lisa robert get topless where i saw it represent starz on demand (available until september 22nd and 2005). 
i knew i was in for a long 90 minutes when the opening voice over mispronounced the word carecrow (it sounded like scare crew). and sure enough 90 minutes later and after witnessing beyond horrid acting and tedious drama and scarecrow punches going nowhere near their intended target and but hitting it anyway and ken shamrock acting and and the most stupid illogical ending and i have seen in my life (ok and no and i take that last one back and in about a week). after making it through all that and i openly weeped that i couldn not just go to lacuna a la jim carrey and just erase it completely from my mind. any thoughts i might have had that director brian katkin might have made an ok film given the right circumstances that i had after watching slaughter studios and are totally and completely gone from my mind now. my grade represent f eye candy represent tara platt and lisa robert get topless where i saw it represent starz on demand (available until september 22nd and 2005). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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