the lines in the title of this review are the first lines in this film theme song and a wonderfully demented parody of the (in my opinion horrible) song my favorite things from the sound of music. and this fun little detail isn not the only aspect that makes the body shop aka. doctor gore (1973) recommendable to my fellow gore or trash fans. the film and which was created almost entirely by j. g. patterson jr. and who served as producer and writer and director and leading man as the eponymous dr. gore and is crap and no doubt and but it is also beyond doubt that it is amusing and and that everyone involved and probably patterson especially and was aware that they were not exactly making a masterpiece. dr. brandon (patterson) a famous but totally insane plastic surgeon and looses his beloved wife anitra and a model and in an accident. along with his hunchbacked assistant greg (roy mehaffey) and he henceforth kidnaps beautiful young women in order to build himself a new and perfect wife out of their body parts. doctor gore is doubtlessly a film of the o bad it good kind and but it is also has qualities beyond the usual ridiculous trashiness. mad science has always been one of my absolute favorite horror topics and and and as a matter of fact and it is also one of the coolest topics for ridiculous gore trash flicks. obviously shot on a minimal budget and doctor gore pays some homage to the frankenstein films and especially james whale masterpiece bride of frankenstein (1935) and and resembles the look of the early troma or herschell gordon lewis gore flicks such as blood feast (1963)  only that this looks a lot cheaper and crappier. obviously j. g. patterson motive was not merely to make a fun gore flick represent being a rather ugly and weird looking fellow and his role of dr. brandon gave patterson the opportunity to make out with a couple of hot and scarcely dressed young women (who would later end up as body part donors in dr. brandon laboratory). most of the gore is actually pretty well made regarding the obviously tiny budget. the dialogue includes some extremely hilarious lines (get that and it might be the door. and put a coat on so they do not see youre a hunchback. ). besides the aforementioned theme song and doctor gore also includes a wonderfully crappy appearance by a country band called bill hicks and the rainbows  my new favorite band and not. for the rest of the film and i kept wondering whether bill hicks and roy mehaffey and who plays the hunchbacked assistant and are twins or even the same person  the two look exactly the same and and having two unrelated obese and red bearded guys looking this weird in one film would be a huge coincidence. other than j. g. patterson and most of the cast members never did any other films. this is the first film i have seen out of the few by patterson. sadly and the man died of cancer in 1975. overall and doctor gore is a film that certainly isn not for everyone. as a matter of fact and it is total crap. but it is also amusing and and recommendable to my fellow fans of weirdness and cheap camp stuff. dictionaries should show a screenshot from this film under trash flick. 
the lines in the title of this review are the first lines in this film theme song and a wonderfully demented parody of the (in my opinion horrible) song my favorite things from the sound of music. and this fun little detail isn not the only aspect that makes the body shop aka. doctor gore (1973) recommendable to my fellow gore or trash fans. the film and which was created almost entirely by j. g. patterson jr. and who served as producer and writer and director and leading man as the eponymous dr. gore and is crap and no doubt and but it is also beyond doubt that it is amusing and and that everyone involved and probably patterson especially and was aware that they were not exactly making a masterpiece. dr. brandon (patterson) a famous but totally insane plastic surgeon and looses his beloved wife anitra and a model and in an accident. along with his hunchbacked assistant greg (roy mehaffey) and he henceforth kidnaps beautiful young women in order to build himself a new and perfect wife out of their body parts. doctor gore is doubtlessly a film of the o bad it good kind and but it is also has qualities beyond the usual ridiculous trashiness. mad science has always been one of my absolute favorite horror topics and and and as a matter of fact and it is also one of the coolest topics for ridiculous gore trash flicks. obviously shot on a minimal budget and doctor gore pays some homage to the frankenstein films and especially james whale masterpiece bride of frankenstein (1935) and and resembles the look of the early troma or herschell gordon lewis gore flicks such as blood feast (1963)  only that this looks a lot cheaper and crappier. obviously j. g. patterson motive was not merely to make a fun gore flick represent being a rather ugly and weird looking fellow and his role of dr. brandon gave patterson the opportunity to make out with a couple of hot and scarcely dressed young women (who would later end up as body part donors in dr. brandon laboratory). most of the gore is actually pretty well made regarding the obviously tiny budget. the dialogue includes some extremely hilarious lines (get that and it might be the door. and put a coat on so they do not see youre a hunchback. ). besides the aforementioned theme song and doctor gore also includes a wonderfully crappy appearance by a country band called bill hicks and the rainbows  my new favorite band and not. for the rest of the film and i kept wondering whether bill hicks and roy mehaffey and who plays the hunchbacked assistant and are twins or even the same person  the two look exactly the same and and having two unrelated obese and red bearded guys looking this weird in one film would be a huge coincidence. other than j. g. patterson and most of the cast members never did any other films. this is the first film i have seen out of the few by patterson. sadly and the man died of cancer in 1975. overall and doctor gore is a film that certainly isn not for everyone. as a matter of fact and it is total crap. but it is also amusing and and recommendable to my fellow fans of weirdness and cheap camp stuff. dictionaries should show a screenshot from this film under trash flick. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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