i can not believe how dumb this movie truly is. the storyline (written by keira knightley mother) is what ruins the movie to the extreme. it is straight out dull and absurd and and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. this movie lagged so bad for most of it and especially at the beginning. the story just kept going on and on about their everyday flirts with each other and often times seeming like a threesome. in this movie and you have an annoying deadbeat couple (the poet and his wife) who are complete total drunks from the start. the wife sleeps around with other men to make ends meet and while the poet is a pervert who thrives on cheap boos and women. the wife and who waaayyyyyy too quickly becomes friends with his former childhood lover (played by keira) suddenly gets jealous and knowing full well that the two were lovers since they were kids. something doesn not seem right here. i mean and come on. get with the program lady. what would you expect. bottom line is represent former lovers meet again with new wife embracing it and then gets jealous and then former woman lover gets married and her husband gets jealous and bombards the crazy drunk couple home and crazy husband calls police and and they end up going to court for the man attempted murder charges. that it summed up in a nutshell. this movie had it moments such as the quality and good acting by cillian murphy and but other than that and i cannot believe i watched it. i complained about it during the movie and some family members watching it with me fell asleep. i decided to give it a chance and i should have stuck to my first instincts. 
i can not believe how dumb this movie truly is. the storyline (written by keira knightley mother) is what ruins the movie to the extreme. it is straight out dull and absurd and and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. this movie lagged so bad for most of it and especially at the beginning. the story just kept going on and on about their everyday flirts with each other and often times seeming like a threesome. in this movie and you have an annoying deadbeat couple (the poet and his wife) who are complete total drunks from the start. the wife sleeps around with other men to make ends meet and while the poet is a pervert who thrives on cheap boos and women. the wife and who waaayyyyyy too quickly becomes friends with his former childhood lover (played by keira) suddenly gets jealous and knowing full well that the two were lovers since they were kids. something doesn not seem right here. i mean and come on. get with the program lady. what would you expect. bottom line is represent former lovers meet again with new wife embracing it and then gets jealous and then former woman lover gets married and her husband gets jealous and bombards the crazy drunk couple home and crazy husband calls police and and they end up going to court for the man attempted murder charges. that it summed up in a nutshell. this movie had it moments such as the quality and good acting by cillian murphy and but other than that and i cannot believe i watched it. i complained about it during the movie and some family members watching it with me fell asleep. i decided to give it a chance and i should have stuck to my first instincts. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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