incredibly and vampire assassin is significantly worse than such atrocities as tequila body shots and zombie nation  and those movies are terrible. writer or director or star ron hall is devoid of both charisma and acting ability and and is also clearly incapable of the most basic directorial concepts. possibly the worst camera work and editing and lighting and sound and visual effects and music and fight choreography i have ever seen in a movie. rarely do two shots cut together and nor can you see much in the beyond dim lighting. the terrible dialogue is spoken extremely slowly by a supremely untalented cast and stretching the movie to a near deadly 87 minutes. this is a truly laughable embarrassment for everyone involved. obviously and aficionados of terrible film making will want to see this and but it very hard to sit through no matter how experienced a bad movie viewer you are. the fact that ron hall thought this was actually releasable is astounding. if you are a movie director and and you actually think it ok for the opening credits of your movie to include a few frames of the words slug before the title appears and left over from your rough edit  and you apparently can not muster the energy to edit those frames out  then your standards are obviously so low as to be insulting. i am astounded that lions gate or maple agreed to release this movie on dvd. in spite of rudy ray moore very brief cameo and this movie is a work of supreme self indulgence on ron hall part  he clearly thinks he is a formidable actor and and must also believe he possesses superior writing and directing skills  but the movie is so unbelievably inept that it hard to believe he would actually want people to see it for fear of being brutally excoriated like i am doing right now. a jaw dropping and insanely terrible movie. i am not kidding. 
incredibly and vampire assassin is significantly worse than such atrocities as tequila body shots and zombie nation  and those movies are terrible. writer or director or star ron hall is devoid of both charisma and acting ability and and is also clearly incapable of the most basic directorial concepts. possibly the worst camera work and editing and lighting and sound and visual effects and music and fight choreography i have ever seen in a movie. rarely do two shots cut together and nor can you see much in the beyond dim lighting. the terrible dialogue is spoken extremely slowly by a supremely untalented cast and stretching the movie to a near deadly 87 minutes. this is a truly laughable embarrassment for everyone involved. obviously and aficionados of terrible film making will want to see this and but it very hard to sit through no matter how experienced a bad movie viewer you are. the fact that ron hall thought this was actually releasable is astounding. if you are a movie director and and you actually think it ok for the opening credits of your movie to include a few frames of the words slug before the title appears and left over from your rough edit  and you apparently can not muster the energy to edit those frames out  then your standards are obviously so low as to be insulting. i am astounded that lions gate or maple agreed to release this movie on dvd. in spite of rudy ray moore very brief cameo and this movie is a work of supreme self indulgence on ron hall part  he clearly thinks he is a formidable actor and and must also believe he possesses superior writing and directing skills  but the movie is so unbelievably inept that it hard to believe he would actually want people to see it for fear of being brutally excoriated like i am doing right now. a jaw dropping and insanely terrible movie. i am not kidding. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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