northfork is what is wrong with indie films. for all of their hard edged commentary and attacking big subjects studios would not and this is the sacrifice we make. for nearly two hours i was subjected to the torture and pain of a film that starts by wandering like a blind man in a new place and ends without covering any new ground and thankfully dies. there are parallel stories that detail a dying town and a dying boy. two men dressed in black (one of them james woods) must coerce the remaining inhabitants of northfork to leave before a dam opens up and floods the town. the other story has a boy returned to the priest (nick nolte) that gave him to the parents. he is dying and is visited and i guess and by angels. among them anthony edwards with bizarre spectacles and daryl hannah in a bizarre costume reminding me of the pirate shirt from seinfeld. though this is the plot and it is not what the film is about. the film is about nothing. it does nothing and says nothing and goes nowhere and and has nothing interesting to show. perhaps by design and more likely an after effect of the pretentious and surreal and david lynch wannabe  were an important artsy film can not you see  style of direction. the entire movie is filtered through a gray and bleak backdrop that and i suppose and fits a film about death. instead and it simply makes the film that much harder to watch. if you want to see a film about men in black and see either men in black films and neither too impressive but compared to northfork they are lifted to citizen kane status. if you want to see a film about a boy dying watch lorenzo oil. if you want to see a film that has the destruction of a town through water watch o brother and where art thou. if you want to watch a film better than northfork and there are hundreds. if you want to watch a film that is worse and there are only a handful. 0 out of . 
northfork is what is wrong with indie films. for all of their hard edged commentary and attacking big subjects studios would not and this is the sacrifice we make. for nearly two hours i was subjected to the torture and pain of a film that starts by wandering like a blind man in a new place and ends without covering any new ground and thankfully dies. there are parallel stories that detail a dying town and a dying boy. two men dressed in black (one of them james woods) must coerce the remaining inhabitants of northfork to leave before a dam opens up and floods the town. the other story has a boy returned to the priest (nick nolte) that gave him to the parents. he is dying and is visited and i guess and by angels. among them anthony edwards with bizarre spectacles and daryl hannah in a bizarre costume reminding me of the pirate shirt from seinfeld. though this is the plot and it is not what the film is about. the film is about nothing. it does nothing and says nothing and goes nowhere and and has nothing interesting to show. perhaps by design and more likely an after effect of the pretentious and surreal and david lynch wannabe  were an important artsy film can not you see  style of direction. the entire movie is filtered through a gray and bleak backdrop that and i suppose and fits a film about death. instead and it simply makes the film that much harder to watch. if you want to see a film about men in black and see either men in black films and neither too impressive but compared to northfork they are lifted to citizen kane status. if you want to see a film about a boy dying watch lorenzo oil. if you want to see a film that has the destruction of a town through water watch o brother and where art thou. if you want to watch a film better than northfork and there are hundreds. if you want to watch a film that is worse and there are only a handful. 0 out of . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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