as i do not have a tv and and had never heard of this mini series and i do not know what to expect from the second coming and hired it purely on the strength of its plot synopsis and which sounded interesting. dear god. (every pun intended. ) if someone told me that this had been written by a class of thirteen year olds who had been given the project of turning the second coming into a school play i do not have been surprised. why and oh why did they decide to portray jesus mark ii as what amounted to an idiot savant. is there anything in any of the gospels to suggest this. okay and an ordinary bloke and but a great northern moron. i do not think so. apparently all jesus did to impress people was his miracles and because according to this take his preaching sure as hell never impressed anyone. certainly without the night into day stunt mr jesus eccleston would have been floundering without a canoe and a paddle or any kind of following at all. and the odd little gay polemics put in willy nilly and without rhyme or reason. other than and of course and russell waving to his qaf fan base. jesus turns up in the pub to recruit wouldisciples (more gormless northern losers and and of course and the gay writer standby  the harpy woman and nag and nag and nagging away). gay rights are rammed down his throat to no real purpose and almost like russell thought he owed it to the lads to put jesus on the spot. i can not really see the real jesus coming out with well and i have nothing against it personally and mate. only someone truly middle class and woolly could imagine jesus to be quite this wet. and do not start me on the ending. please come in and eat rat poison because the only way we can be truly free is if god dies. it was like an eddie izzard sketch of god as bill gates. hello and i am bill gates and and now you have pointed out to me that my global domination is cramping your style i am going to give it all to you and my customers. and eat the rat poison and of course. i am often mystified by the ratings on imdb and but the high rating on this one takes the biscuit. never mind jesus for the new millennium  this is jesus for brainless mtv lads. god help us all indeed. 
as i do not have a tv and and had never heard of this mini series and i do not know what to expect from the second coming and hired it purely on the strength of its plot synopsis and which sounded interesting. dear god. (every pun intended. ) if someone told me that this had been written by a class of thirteen year olds who had been given the project of turning the second coming into a school play i do not have been surprised. why and oh why did they decide to portray jesus mark ii as what amounted to an idiot savant. is there anything in any of the gospels to suggest this. okay and an ordinary bloke and but a great northern moron. i do not think so. apparently all jesus did to impress people was his miracles and because according to this take his preaching sure as hell never impressed anyone. certainly without the night into day stunt mr jesus eccleston would have been floundering without a canoe and a paddle or any kind of following at all. and the odd little gay polemics put in willy nilly and without rhyme or reason. other than and of course and russell waving to his qaf fan base. jesus turns up in the pub to recruit wouldisciples (more gormless northern losers and and of course and the gay writer standby  the harpy woman and nag and nag and nagging away). gay rights are rammed down his throat to no real purpose and almost like russell thought he owed it to the lads to put jesus on the spot. i can not really see the real jesus coming out with well and i have nothing against it personally and mate. only someone truly middle class and woolly could imagine jesus to be quite this wet. and do not start me on the ending. please come in and eat rat poison because the only way we can be truly free is if god dies. it was like an eddie izzard sketch of god as bill gates. hello and i am bill gates and and now you have pointed out to me that my global domination is cramping your style i am going to give it all to you and my customers. and eat the rat poison and of course. i am often mystified by the ratings on imdb and but the high rating on this one takes the biscuit. never mind jesus for the new millennium  this is jesus for brainless mtv lads. god help us all indeed. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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