i saw this on sale  new  at my local store for $6 and said hey. an action film with that guy from bloodsport and enter the dragon and directed by the guy who did enter the dragon  and it cheap. so i bought it. oops. this is possibly the worst film i have ever seen and and i have seen some doozies. you know how movies which are intentionally campy and like evil dead ii and dead alive and are awesome. you know how movies that are supposed to be serious but turned out so awful that you have to laugh out loud and and watch them again and like lionheart (an old van damme film) or john carpenter vampires and are pretty cool. this film and ironheart and manages to be neither of those. i do not know what the filmmakers were thinking and but it looks as if this movie was made with no time to shoot and no budget for anything and and no script to speak of. (while i am on the script note and i should point out that bolo yeung has no lines in this movie  the only reason he gets first billing on the box is the fact that he the only actor in the film that you will ever recognize (unless youre a jackie chan fan and in which case you will recognize the bad guy  and you will want to call him giancarlo. ). )what also sad is that this film is from 92. by that time and t2 represent judgment day had come out and so you know that the era of 80s campiness was over. but not quite. after this and you will think 80s chuck norris films and high school comedies and and jason or freddy sequels were works of sheer genius. things to know represent1) nobody in this film can act for beans. the closest you get is richard norton looking appropriately rich and cocky and and bolo yeung looking appropriately mean . and cocky. everything else is dreadful. 2) the martial arts scenes are forgettable  just many instances of white guys with lots of muscles taking off their shirts and yelling and running at britton lee and getting kicked by britton lee and getting punched by britton lee and then falling down. even the final showdown against bolo is disappointingly short and and about as creative as the design of my running socks (and equally stinky). 3) the rest of the action is pathetic and too represent the guns look like they came from the toy department at k mart and and indeed they fire with the sound of a capgun. when someone gets shot and they bounce around a little bit and then lie still with splotches of brownish red liquid on their clothes. britton lee apparently gets shot in the side and but you do not see it at all and then later that day you see the wound . i have had paper cuts that were worse than that. 4) of course then the girl dresses the wound and then they kiss and then next thing you know theyre lying in bed talking after sex. huh. what. believable development of the love interest and as well as any kind of character development at all and are overlooked completely in this film. remember how bruce lee characters do not need to have sex with anybody to be cool. 5) the car chase is by far the worst i have ever seen. it looks like the director was sitting on the curb with a hand held camera as the two cars weaved down the road doing and oh i do not know and about 30 miles an hour. don not try this at home and kids and these people are professionals. hah. 6) really bad writing. here a scene for you represent lee is being followed and so the girl follows the followers to warn lee and but her car is too slow. so by the time she catches up and lee and the bad guys are out of their cars and there a gunfight in progress. lee has killed two bad guys and but the third is shooting at lee when the girl almost runs lee over and so the bad guy runs away. (huh. ) then the girl car stalls and she can not start it. she tells lee she involved now and she coming with him. he points out to her that they can not leave her car there because the bad guys will trace it to her. she somehow convinces him that he should decide how to deal with this problem  so he shoots the gas tank and blows up her car. (and remember and later that same night they have sex. ) huh. 7) if you look closely and in more than half of the nightclub shots and the dancers are very much out of sync with the music. the dancers are also all way too co ordinated with each other (apparently in the 80s all people at dance clubs took dancing lessons). there is a girl in the dj booth with a microphone and but she never does anything except dance. the bouncers tell people who are fighting to take it outside  without moving their lips. in one scene and the only bouncers lee and stevo pass by are just inside the entrance and but with their backs to it. also and apparently and if youre a major character in the film and you can go straight to the head of the line. 8) lee notices the first time he is being followed and but he doesn not notice the second time  even though it the same guy in the same car. the girl and however and notices. bad guys get followed twice and but they never notice. 9) lee is worried the bad guys will trace the girl car back to her and even though they have already seen him show up where she works twice. the girl proceeds to leave her child at work and in the care of a friend and while she is off having sex with lee. do not learn parenting from this film. can not think of more gripes right now . you get the idea . ironheart is so bad and it ain not even funny and it sad. 
i saw this on sale  new  at my local store for $6 and said hey. an action film with that guy from bloodsport and enter the dragon and directed by the guy who did enter the dragon  and it cheap. so i bought it. oops. this is possibly the worst film i have ever seen and and i have seen some doozies. you know how movies which are intentionally campy and like evil dead ii and dead alive and are awesome. you know how movies that are supposed to be serious but turned out so awful that you have to laugh out loud and and watch them again and like lionheart (an old van damme film) or john carpenter vampires and are pretty cool. this film and ironheart and manages to be neither of those. i do not know what the filmmakers were thinking and but it looks as if this movie was made with no time to shoot and no budget for anything and and no script to speak of. (while i am on the script note and i should point out that bolo yeung has no lines in this movie  the only reason he gets first billing on the box is the fact that he the only actor in the film that you will ever recognize (unless youre a jackie chan fan and in which case you will recognize the bad guy  and you will want to call him giancarlo. ). )what also sad is that this film is from 92. by that time and t2 represent judgment day had come out and so you know that the era of 80s campiness was over. but not quite. after this and you will think 80s chuck norris films and high school comedies and and jason or freddy sequels were works of sheer genius. things to know represent1) nobody in this film can act for beans. the closest you get is richard norton looking appropriately rich and cocky and and bolo yeung looking appropriately mean . and cocky. everything else is dreadful. 2) the martial arts scenes are forgettable  just many instances of white guys with lots of muscles taking off their shirts and yelling and running at britton lee and getting kicked by britton lee and getting punched by britton lee and then falling down. even the final showdown against bolo is disappointingly short and and about as creative as the design of my running socks (and equally stinky). 3) the rest of the action is pathetic and too represent the guns look like they came from the toy department at k mart and and indeed they fire with the sound of a capgun. when someone gets shot and they bounce around a little bit and then lie still with splotches of brownish red liquid on their clothes. britton lee apparently gets shot in the side and but you do not see it at all and then later that day you see the wound . i have had paper cuts that were worse than that. 4) of course then the girl dresses the wound and then they kiss and then next thing you know theyre lying in bed talking after sex. huh. what. believable development of the love interest and as well as any kind of character development at all and are overlooked completely in this film. remember how bruce lee characters do not need to have sex with anybody to be cool. 5) the car chase is by far the worst i have ever seen. it looks like the director was sitting on the curb with a hand held camera as the two cars weaved down the road doing and oh i do not know and about 30 miles an hour. don not try this at home and kids and these people are professionals. hah. 6) really bad writing. here a scene for you represent lee is being followed and so the girl follows the followers to warn lee and but her car is too slow. so by the time she catches up and lee and the bad guys are out of their cars and there a gunfight in progress. lee has killed two bad guys and but the third is shooting at lee when the girl almost runs lee over and so the bad guy runs away. (huh. ) then the girl car stalls and she can not start it. she tells lee she involved now and she coming with him. he points out to her that they can not leave her car there because the bad guys will trace it to her. she somehow convinces him that he should decide how to deal with this problem  so he shoots the gas tank and blows up her car. (and remember and later that same night they have sex. ) huh. 7) if you look closely and in more than half of the nightclub shots and the dancers are very much out of sync with the music. the dancers are also all way too co ordinated with each other (apparently in the 80s all people at dance clubs took dancing lessons). there is a girl in the dj booth with a microphone and but she never does anything except dance. the bouncers tell people who are fighting to take it outside  without moving their lips. in one scene and the only bouncers lee and stevo pass by are just inside the entrance and but with their backs to it. also and apparently and if youre a major character in the film and you can go straight to the head of the line. 8) lee notices the first time he is being followed and but he doesn not notice the second time  even though it the same guy in the same car. the girl and however and notices. bad guys get followed twice and but they never notice. 9) lee is worried the bad guys will trace the girl car back to her and even though they have already seen him show up where she works twice. the girl proceeds to leave her child at work and in the care of a friend and while she is off having sex with lee. do not learn parenting from this film. can not think of more gripes right now . you get the idea . ironheart is so bad and it ain not even funny and it sad. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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