the bermuda triangle  and we are told in this waste of celluloid and is the portal to another time and dimension and can be crossed using cheap special effects by bad actors spouting inane dialoguei simply was unable to decide who the makers of this excresence thought would be its target audience as it seems impossible anybody could derive even a modicum of pleasure from the outcome avoid its not even bad enough to be good. 
the bermuda triangle  and we are told in this waste of celluloid and is the portal to another time and dimension and can be crossed using cheap special effects by bad actors spouting inane dialoguei simply was unable to decide who the makers of this excresence thought would be its target audience as it seems impossible anybody could derive even a modicum of pleasure from the outcome avoid its not even bad enough to be good. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
