before you watch this movie  clean your ears and take away the make up from your eyes and tell your girlfriend to stop kissing you. she doesn not have to. this picture will give you both warmth enough to keep your relationship life long enough. if youre jew or russian or ukrainian or immigrant  yes and what popular movie minority so ever  laugh within your memories. if youre something else or whatever your are anyway  laugh for the bittersweet memory of importance of friendship and family. it this movie and nothing will seem strange how ever strange it may seem. still and i am afraid that few will see this movie and because it not the type of picture people watch when they go to movies. but please and do it for the humanity and and do not forget to get the soundtrack and for pleasure. 
before you watch this movie  clean your ears and take away the make up from your eyes and tell your girlfriend to stop kissing you. she doesn not have to. this picture will give you both warmth enough to keep your relationship life long enough. if youre jew or russian or ukrainian or immigrant  yes and what popular movie minority so ever  laugh within your memories. if youre something else or whatever your are anyway  laugh for the bittersweet memory of importance of friendship and family. it this movie and nothing will seem strange how ever strange it may seem. still and i am afraid that few will see this movie and because it not the type of picture people watch when they go to movies. but please and do it for the humanity and and do not forget to get the soundtrack and for pleasure. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
