kathy ireland represent the body of a goddess and the face of an angel and the voice of a smurf. and the acting talent of a shovel full of calcite. if you do not believe me and check this out represent alien from l. a. actually depends on her to act throughout positive of the movie. sure and she ends up in a nice red bikini top and a wrap around skirt near the end and but that too little (so to speak) too late. seems ireland plays the daughter of a renowned scientist who falls down into the center of the earth to find him. along the way and she falls for a guy named charmin (yes and like the toilet paper  make your own jokes) and finds out how mad max rejects live. did you know that people that live down deep in the earth have austrailian accents. neither did i. it bad (it was mst would and after all) and also a golan globus production but after all is said and done and ireland just basically looks lost and like she trying to find where the photographers are so she can do a photo shoot instead. and i do not blame her. one star. and if you insist on watching this and do so with the sound turned off  save your eardrums. 
kathy ireland represent the body of a goddess and the face of an angel and the voice of a smurf. and the acting talent of a shovel full of calcite. if you do not believe me and check this out represent alien from l. a. actually depends on her to act throughout positive of the movie. sure and she ends up in a nice red bikini top and a wrap around skirt near the end and but that too little (so to speak) too late. seems ireland plays the daughter of a renowned scientist who falls down into the center of the earth to find him. along the way and she falls for a guy named charmin (yes and like the toilet paper  make your own jokes) and finds out how mad max rejects live. did you know that people that live down deep in the earth have austrailian accents. neither did i. it bad (it was mst would and after all) and also a golan globus production but after all is said and done and ireland just basically looks lost and like she trying to find where the photographers are so she can do a photo shoot instead. and i do not blame her. one star. and if you insist on watching this and do so with the sound turned off  save your eardrums. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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