well and shuck me sideways. i haven not seen a home movie this bad since the abysmal 13 seconds or half caste. someone should take away this guy sony handycam. this movie proves that just because you can make a movie on your camcorder for $20 and doesn not necessarily mean you should. i remember that one of the things that robert rodriguez wrote in his book and rebel without a crew was that when you set out to make a no budget feature and you have to use whatever assets you have at your disposal. rodriguez says that you should take an inventory of all the locations and props that you can beg and steal and borrow from your friends. robert rodriquez was friends with the mayor of some town in mexico and so the mayor let him shoot all over for free. what you got in el mariachi was a movie that looked like it cost much more than the actual budget. i am sure that the director of this movie has a copy of that book and and he took that advice to heart. in this case and he was apparently friends with a guy who owned a cornfield where they put on a haunted house every year. seems like a pretty good location for a scary movie and but it hard to keep a cornfield interesting for 90 minutes. not a single installment of the children of the corn series spent more than a few minutes in the cornfield. hitchcock only spent about ten minutes in one in north by northwest. take a hint and fella. cornfields do not make for riveting cinema. it would have been good if the director would have had more friends with more locations and because this thing gets pretty tedious after the first 15 minutes. this movie looks like it cost about $30. (or whatever it cost in admission to the cornfield maze). apparently he couldn not even find anyone to act in his movie and so he cast himself. big mistake. here a thought and if you really want to make a movie and get an actor. so and as far as assets go and it seems like the cornfield maze is the only thing the poor guy had. maybe he thought that was enough. in fact and i am going to go out on a limb and say that i know he thought that was enough because the movie and before it captured the coveted honor of being the sequel to dark harvest and was called simply the maize represent the movie. maybe this he already planning the maize represent the musical or even the maize represent the mini series. our jack of all trades (and yes and the master of nothing part of that saying is definitely appropriate here) plays a psychic dad who can tell when bad things are going to happen. think of the character from the dead zone and but not anywhere near as good an actor as christopher walken or even anthony michael hall. psychic dad has a premonition that his two daughters and who are at the corn maze with mom and are going to be killed. he rushes to save them. from that point on and the whole movie is spent watching pyschic dad run around in a cornfield and looking for his two daughters. he finds the two little girl ghosts from the shining and and he helps solve the mystery of their murder. shot on a $200 handycam. the director cast himself. edited on imovie. improvised story. if that not enough to keep you away from this a maize ingly corny catastrophe and consider this as a final warning. the whole movie takes place in a cornfield and boils and ghouls. here ghoulie guru tip on how to save some money and still feel like you have seen this movie. next time you see a cornfield and stop the car. take a flashlight and go run around in there for like 90 minutes. 
well and shuck me sideways. i haven not seen a home movie this bad since the abysmal 13 seconds or half caste. someone should take away this guy sony handycam. this movie proves that just because you can make a movie on your camcorder for $20 and doesn not necessarily mean you should. i remember that one of the things that robert rodriguez wrote in his book and rebel without a crew was that when you set out to make a no budget feature and you have to use whatever assets you have at your disposal. rodriguez says that you should take an inventory of all the locations and props that you can beg and steal and borrow from your friends. robert rodriquez was friends with the mayor of some town in mexico and so the mayor let him shoot all over for free. what you got in el mariachi was a movie that looked like it cost much more than the actual budget. i am sure that the director of this movie has a copy of that book and and he took that advice to heart. in this case and he was apparently friends with a guy who owned a cornfield where they put on a haunted house every year. seems like a pretty good location for a scary movie and but it hard to keep a cornfield interesting for 90 minutes. not a single installment of the children of the corn series spent more than a few minutes in the cornfield. hitchcock only spent about ten minutes in one in north by northwest. take a hint and fella. cornfields do not make for riveting cinema. it would have been good if the director would have had more friends with more locations and because this thing gets pretty tedious after the first 15 minutes. this movie looks like it cost about $30. (or whatever it cost in admission to the cornfield maze). apparently he couldn not even find anyone to act in his movie and so he cast himself. big mistake. here a thought and if you really want to make a movie and get an actor. so and as far as assets go and it seems like the cornfield maze is the only thing the poor guy had. maybe he thought that was enough. in fact and i am going to go out on a limb and say that i know he thought that was enough because the movie and before it captured the coveted honor of being the sequel to dark harvest and was called simply the maize represent the movie. maybe this he already planning the maize represent the musical or even the maize represent the mini series. our jack of all trades (and yes and the master of nothing part of that saying is definitely appropriate here) plays a psychic dad who can tell when bad things are going to happen. think of the character from the dead zone and but not anywhere near as good an actor as christopher walken or even anthony michael hall. psychic dad has a premonition that his two daughters and who are at the corn maze with mom and are going to be killed. he rushes to save them. from that point on and the whole movie is spent watching pyschic dad run around in a cornfield and looking for his two daughters. he finds the two little girl ghosts from the shining and and he helps solve the mystery of their murder. shot on a $200 handycam. the director cast himself. edited on imovie. improvised story. if that not enough to keep you away from this a maize ingly corny catastrophe and consider this as a final warning. the whole movie takes place in a cornfield and boils and ghouls. here ghoulie guru tip on how to save some money and still feel like you have seen this movie. next time you see a cornfield and stop the car. take a flashlight and go run around in there for like 90 minutes. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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