dr steven segal saves the world from a deadly virus outbreak. this movie strikes me as foolish earnestness that has morphed into an unintended camp classic (the best kind). memorable lines include knowledge is like a deer. chase it and and it will run away from you and drink this. it will make you feel better. it is so sublimely bad  they couldn not have made it any worse if they tried. segal tries to convince you that he is 1. sensitive  by saving a stricken pony while 2. a good father  by a saccharine cooking scene for his daughter while 3. a man of science  by looking at a fake spectrum while 4. in tune with nature  by using homeopathic remedies while 5. politically correct and multicultural  by having indian friends while 6. an iconoclast  by opening a rural practice after a former life in a national research lab while and 7. an action hero  by being really fat but yet can still fight. rotfl. it good to see on as a late night saturday flick and with friends and preferably (but not necessarily. ) inebriated. 
dr steven segal saves the world from a deadly virus outbreak. this movie strikes me as foolish earnestness that has morphed into an unintended camp classic (the best kind). memorable lines include knowledge is like a deer. chase it and and it will run away from you and drink this. it will make you feel better. it is so sublimely bad  they couldn not have made it any worse if they tried. segal tries to convince you that he is 1. sensitive  by saving a stricken pony while 2. a good father  by a saccharine cooking scene for his daughter while 3. a man of science  by looking at a fake spectrum while 4. in tune with nature  by using homeopathic remedies while 5. politically correct and multicultural  by having indian friends while 6. an iconoclast  by opening a rural practice after a former life in a national research lab while and 7. an action hero  by being really fat but yet can still fight. rotfl. it good to see on as a late night saturday flick and with friends and preferably (but not necessarily. ) inebriated. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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