tired and garbled dreck. the chemistry between argento and madsen was as exciting as a wet doughnut. their dialogue was dramatically uninteresting. the storyline was a mess. the acting forced. the cinematography lingered on the uninspired. lazy and pointless. kim gordon and her character had no reason to be there. nor did anyone else for that matter. i couldn not have given two farts for any of the characters. their emotions skipped and jumped like a junkie who hates his heroin. empty and dull. why do i have to write ten lines of text on here to make my point. i think i summed it up in the first three words. but and obviously it not enough. i think this is the last time i will bother to waste my time critiquing a film. anyway and i saw clean and thought that was quite ineffectual as well. again and i cared not for the characters and whether they lived or died. 
tired and garbled dreck. the chemistry between argento and madsen was as exciting as a wet doughnut. their dialogue was dramatically uninteresting. the storyline was a mess. the acting forced. the cinematography lingered on the uninspired. lazy and pointless. kim gordon and her character had no reason to be there. nor did anyone else for that matter. i couldn not have given two farts for any of the characters. their emotions skipped and jumped like a junkie who hates his heroin. empty and dull. why do i have to write ten lines of text on here to make my point. i think i summed it up in the first three words. but and obviously it not enough. i think this is the last time i will bother to waste my time critiquing a film. anyway and i saw clean and thought that was quite ineffectual as well. again and i cared not for the characters and whether they lived or died. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
