this is the greatest example i can think of to prove the theory that when hollywood runs out of good ideas and they make an awful sequel and ruin the first one. now do not get me wrong and i absolutely love the first beastmaster while i even liked the third one pretty good and but this movie is atrocious. i am a huge fantasy or sword and sorcery movie fan and i hated to see such a terrible sequel made to such a classic as the first beastmaster. so why do i hate this movie so much. well and where do i begin. first of all and the whole idea of the movie is ridiculous. dar and his evil older brother arklon(who was nowhere mentioned in the first movie. huh. ) cross over into our world via a handy dimensional time portal gate. ya see and earth just happens to be on the same parallel interdimentional plane as dar world. whereas with the first movie and youre led to think the movie just takes place in the past and but with this one youre shown it a completely whole other world altogether. that just one of the many things i hated about this sequel. it do not work with masters of the universe and and it sure doesn not work here either. movies like this should take place and stay in their own time line and their usual surroundings. for christ sake and what next. hercules in new york. er and uh. bad example. moving on. arklon after a device called a neutron detonator to use as a threat against his enemies to rule his own kingdom. so and it up to dar and his ferrets and his eagle and and his tiger(not a spray painted one this time) to go off and save the world. but along the way they have the help of a young and cool and and hip senator daughter who gets caught up in this whole mess and she show dar around l. a. and takes him for a joyride in her bmw and and helps get him out of tight situations here and there. how convenient right. and speaking of convenient and i found it awfully convenient and easy for arklon to sneak into a highly guarded military base and get away with a stolen and highly destructive nuclear weapon. even with half the u. s. army and l. a. p. d. after him. waaaaay to easy and even for an evil barbarian sorcerer from another world. there are sooo many plot holes in this i do not know where to begin while like why did arklon go to the l. a. zoo for at the end of the movie. he absolutely has no reason whatsoever to go there while and do not that be like the last place you would lure your greatest enemy who just so happens to have the handy ability to control animals. and do not you just love these kinds of movies where the police are portrayed as total idiots and even with half a dozen cops firing at one guy and they still do not manage to hit him. the police in this movie belong in the police academy series. they are about as useful in this movie as reading glasses are for the blind. even the title of the movie makes no sense represent beastmaster 2 represent through the portal of time. they never actually went through a time portal because the movie isn not set in the future of dar world and it set in a parallel world along ours in the astral plane and so they never actually go through time and only a dimensional world along theirs while so no actual time travel is involved at all. this movie tries to come off as funny and it does. not because of the humor and but because it just so bad. and that putting it mildly. the acting and dialogue and plot and characters and and ending are all so cheesy it hilarious. what more can i expect from the guy that brought us return of the swampthing(another bad sequel). sorely missed here is don coscarelli wonderful directing and serious feel of the first one. avoid this stinking piece of garbage like the bubonic plague and stick which the first one and maybe the third one if there nothing better on t. v. 
this is the greatest example i can think of to prove the theory that when hollywood runs out of good ideas and they make an awful sequel and ruin the first one. now do not get me wrong and i absolutely love the first beastmaster while i even liked the third one pretty good and but this movie is atrocious. i am a huge fantasy or sword and sorcery movie fan and i hated to see such a terrible sequel made to such a classic as the first beastmaster. so why do i hate this movie so much. well and where do i begin. first of all and the whole idea of the movie is ridiculous. dar and his evil older brother arklon(who was nowhere mentioned in the first movie. huh. ) cross over into our world via a handy dimensional time portal gate. ya see and earth just happens to be on the same parallel interdimentional plane as dar world. whereas with the first movie and youre led to think the movie just takes place in the past and but with this one youre shown it a completely whole other world altogether. that just one of the many things i hated about this sequel. it do not work with masters of the universe and and it sure doesn not work here either. movies like this should take place and stay in their own time line and their usual surroundings. for christ sake and what next. hercules in new york. er and uh. bad example. moving on. arklon after a device called a neutron detonator to use as a threat against his enemies to rule his own kingdom. so and it up to dar and his ferrets and his eagle and and his tiger(not a spray painted one this time) to go off and save the world. but along the way they have the help of a young and cool and and hip senator daughter who gets caught up in this whole mess and she show dar around l. a. and takes him for a joyride in her bmw and and helps get him out of tight situations here and there. how convenient right. and speaking of convenient and i found it awfully convenient and easy for arklon to sneak into a highly guarded military base and get away with a stolen and highly destructive nuclear weapon. even with half the u. s. army and l. a. p. d. after him. waaaaay to easy and even for an evil barbarian sorcerer from another world. there are sooo many plot holes in this i do not know where to begin while like why did arklon go to the l. a. zoo for at the end of the movie. he absolutely has no reason whatsoever to go there while and do not that be like the last place you would lure your greatest enemy who just so happens to have the handy ability to control animals. and do not you just love these kinds of movies where the police are portrayed as total idiots and even with half a dozen cops firing at one guy and they still do not manage to hit him. the police in this movie belong in the police academy series. they are about as useful in this movie as reading glasses are for the blind. even the title of the movie makes no sense represent beastmaster 2 represent through the portal of time. they never actually went through a time portal because the movie isn not set in the future of dar world and it set in a parallel world along ours in the astral plane and so they never actually go through time and only a dimensional world along theirs while so no actual time travel is involved at all. this movie tries to come off as funny and it does. not because of the humor and but because it just so bad. and that putting it mildly. the acting and dialogue and plot and characters and and ending are all so cheesy it hilarious. what more can i expect from the guy that brought us return of the swampthing(another bad sequel). sorely missed here is don coscarelli wonderful directing and serious feel of the first one. avoid this stinking piece of garbage like the bubonic plague and stick which the first one and maybe the third one if there nothing better on t. v. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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