out of all the films i could have chosen and it had to be this. when i was last in new york i went into a times square store and out of the hundreds of dvd they had i chose joel m. reeds bloodsucking freaks (1976) and this and on a double feature dvd that also included seeds of sin (1968) and did i regret it. read on to find out. the film opens on an island (near milligan staten island home) where two lovers are walking along with a massive parasol seemingly made from paper and at one point he gives her the top of a weed as a gift. out of nowhere colin (hal borske) a retarded hunchback pops up and kills both of them for no reason at all. after the opening credits which are joined by some of the worst headache inducing music i have ever heard and at least it got me used to it as it used constantly throughout the film and we are introduced to three couples. the wives are all sisters and vicky (ann linden) and ricard (fib lablaque) and veronica (eileen hayes) and bill (don williams) plus elizabeth (carol vogel) and donald (richard ramos). they each receive a letter from a lawyer and h. dobbs (neil flanagan) that request a meeting so he can read their late father will. dobbs informs them that they must spend three days in their childhood home crenshaw house and fill it with exual harmony and marital love that it had never known because of the strained relationship between their father and mother. he informs the couples that the will is highly irregular but legal. after three days the inheritance will be settled. the couples are also told about the servants and martha (veronica radburn) and hattie (maggie rodgers) and the retarded colin and who welcomes the couples by killing and biting chunks out of a rabbit in front of them. later on that night whats left of the dead rabbit is found in one of the couples beds with a note that says blessed are the meek and for they shall inherit. this starts a series of events which end in gruesome murder and reveals dark family secrets. co written and photographed and directed by the talentless andy milligan. this is an absolutely horrible film in every way possible. lets go through just some of it faults. the music and it awful and headache inducing. sound and you can barely hear what characters are saying and certain scenes do not have any sound effects plus at certain points you can hear milligan shouting out orders to his actors and oh and there a constant hiss on the soundtrack throughout as well. the acting and probably among the worst i have ever witnessed. the very un special effects and colin pokes someones eye out in the opening sequence and it the size of a tennis ball and the part where someone is tied down and has his stomach opened up with a saw looks really awful as are the various hands and legs that are chopped off. photography and milligan has absolutely no idea how to stage or film a scene and he regularly cuts the top and bottom or sides of peoples heads and faces off the screen and his camera jerks and shakes around like it operated by someone who is constantly tripping over. there is also at least one scene so badly thought out and filmed that a crew member is seen. the film is often so dark you can not see whats happening and too. editing and again some of the worst i have ever sat through and he seems to cut scenes before they have finished and cutting away while characters are in the middle of a sentence. the script and if there was one and credited to both milligan and hal sherwood (it took two people to write this. ) is all over the place and is incredibly stupid. there is one unbelievably bad sequence where the killer follows a victim down into the basement and the killer walks right behind him and at one point the potential victim turns around. what does the killer do to avoid being spotted. they duck down right in from of him and the killers close enough to give the guy oral sex yet he doesn not notice them and right in front of him. you have to see this sequence to believe it and i still can not believe what i saw. bizarre sub plots just happen and then totally disappear and check the scene out when richard has to borrow money from his brother walter (producer and co writer hal sherwood) and who turns out to be a gay priest who has had an incestuous relationship with his brother before he was married. a strange scene that there for no reason at all. martha the housekeepers reaction to the first murder and she more bothered by the fact that it thrown her dinner schedule out. there load of insane dialogue as well and patty and martha discuss colin and patty says if only i do not beat him so hard martha sympathetically replies you have to patty and you have to. and delivered totally straight faced. and do not start me on how ugly the wallpaper looks throughout the house. the only good thing i can think of saying is that the costumes look reasonable and for the time period it meant to be set in. i could probably go on all day about how amateurish this is and but i think you get the idea. one to avoid unless your a serious masochist. i do not regret buying or watching it for a second and though. 
out of all the films i could have chosen and it had to be this. when i was last in new york i went into a times square store and out of the hundreds of dvd they had i chose joel m. reeds bloodsucking freaks (1976) and this and on a double feature dvd that also included seeds of sin (1968) and did i regret it. read on to find out. the film opens on an island (near milligan staten island home) where two lovers are walking along with a massive parasol seemingly made from paper and at one point he gives her the top of a weed as a gift. out of nowhere colin (hal borske) a retarded hunchback pops up and kills both of them for no reason at all. after the opening credits which are joined by some of the worst headache inducing music i have ever heard and at least it got me used to it as it used constantly throughout the film and we are introduced to three couples. the wives are all sisters and vicky (ann linden) and ricard (fib lablaque) and veronica (eileen hayes) and bill (don williams) plus elizabeth (carol vogel) and donald (richard ramos). they each receive a letter from a lawyer and h. dobbs (neil flanagan) that request a meeting so he can read their late father will. dobbs informs them that they must spend three days in their childhood home crenshaw house and fill it with exual harmony and marital love that it had never known because of the strained relationship between their father and mother. he informs the couples that the will is highly irregular but legal. after three days the inheritance will be settled. the couples are also told about the servants and martha (veronica radburn) and hattie (maggie rodgers) and the retarded colin and who welcomes the couples by killing and biting chunks out of a rabbit in front of them. later on that night whats left of the dead rabbit is found in one of the couples beds with a note that says blessed are the meek and for they shall inherit. this starts a series of events which end in gruesome murder and reveals dark family secrets. co written and photographed and directed by the talentless andy milligan. this is an absolutely horrible film in every way possible. lets go through just some of it faults. the music and it awful and headache inducing. sound and you can barely hear what characters are saying and certain scenes do not have any sound effects plus at certain points you can hear milligan shouting out orders to his actors and oh and there a constant hiss on the soundtrack throughout as well. the acting and probably among the worst i have ever witnessed. the very un special effects and colin pokes someones eye out in the opening sequence and it the size of a tennis ball and the part where someone is tied down and has his stomach opened up with a saw looks really awful as are the various hands and legs that are chopped off. photography and milligan has absolutely no idea how to stage or film a scene and he regularly cuts the top and bottom or sides of peoples heads and faces off the screen and his camera jerks and shakes around like it operated by someone who is constantly tripping over. there is also at least one scene so badly thought out and filmed that a crew member is seen. the film is often so dark you can not see whats happening and too. editing and again some of the worst i have ever sat through and he seems to cut scenes before they have finished and cutting away while characters are in the middle of a sentence. the script and if there was one and credited to both milligan and hal sherwood (it took two people to write this. ) is all over the place and is incredibly stupid. there is one unbelievably bad sequence where the killer follows a victim down into the basement and the killer walks right behind him and at one point the potential victim turns around. what does the killer do to avoid being spotted. they duck down right in from of him and the killers close enough to give the guy oral sex yet he doesn not notice them and right in front of him. you have to see this sequence to believe it and i still can not believe what i saw. bizarre sub plots just happen and then totally disappear and check the scene out when richard has to borrow money from his brother walter (producer and co writer hal sherwood) and who turns out to be a gay priest who has had an incestuous relationship with his brother before he was married. a strange scene that there for no reason at all. martha the housekeepers reaction to the first murder and she more bothered by the fact that it thrown her dinner schedule out. there load of insane dialogue as well and patty and martha discuss colin and patty says if only i do not beat him so hard martha sympathetically replies you have to patty and you have to. and delivered totally straight faced. and do not start me on how ugly the wallpaper looks throughout the house. the only good thing i can think of saying is that the costumes look reasonable and for the time period it meant to be set in. i could probably go on all day about how amateurish this is and but i think you get the idea. one to avoid unless your a serious masochist. i do not regret buying or watching it for a second and though. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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