sometimes when a film is panned by the critics one just has to see it to see if it is really as bad as the claim and well in this case it was. i believe it was meant to be a sex comedy but it was neither sexy nor funny and i think i chuckled once when johnny vegas failed to vault a roadside fence and that was it. the film follows the lives of four men who deliver potatoes for a living and each of them has a problem with their sex lives while dave has left his wife and seeks out an old flame who once invited him for a threesome a few years before and ferris is living with his mother in law who treats him as a sex object and tolly has an obsession for involving strawberry jam in his encounters and jeremy claims to be in a loving relationship but is in fact stalking some poor woman. the tone of the jokes varies from tasteless to i do not believe that anybody could write that an example of the the latter being when they tell a small child his father has died in a car crash and then for the punch line when the boy asks how his mum is they tell him she is in a coma. the blame for this all lands squarely at the feet of the writers and the actors obviously made a poor choice agreeing to be in this film but i do not think their acting was all that bad. not that it was all that good either. surprisingly for a fairly sleazy film about sex there is no nudity and the sex is never erotic. i certainly do not recommend seeing this for any reason other than morbid curiosity although judging from other reviews this seems to be a love it or loathe it film and i suspect it would be better watched after a few beers and with your mates. 
sometimes when a film is panned by the critics one just has to see it to see if it is really as bad as the claim and well in this case it was. i believe it was meant to be a sex comedy but it was neither sexy nor funny and i think i chuckled once when johnny vegas failed to vault a roadside fence and that was it. the film follows the lives of four men who deliver potatoes for a living and each of them has a problem with their sex lives while dave has left his wife and seeks out an old flame who once invited him for a threesome a few years before and ferris is living with his mother in law who treats him as a sex object and tolly has an obsession for involving strawberry jam in his encounters and jeremy claims to be in a loving relationship but is in fact stalking some poor woman. the tone of the jokes varies from tasteless to i do not believe that anybody could write that an example of the the latter being when they tell a small child his father has died in a car crash and then for the punch line when the boy asks how his mum is they tell him she is in a coma. the blame for this all lands squarely at the feet of the writers and the actors obviously made a poor choice agreeing to be in this film but i do not think their acting was all that bad. not that it was all that good either. surprisingly for a fairly sleazy film about sex there is no nudity and the sex is never erotic. i certainly do not recommend seeing this for any reason other than morbid curiosity although judging from other reviews this seems to be a love it or loathe it film and i suspect it would be better watched after a few beers and with your mates. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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