a colleague from work told me to watch this movie and since he considered this movie to be one of the best movies ever. so i did watch it. first i have to admit that i dislike mainstream movies and prefer to watch movies with a real meaning. and this is the point and why i dislike this movie. it doesn not have any meaning. it just a combination of funny and stupid and boring and entertaining and absurd and thrilling pieces. at first i thought that this movie could be a real mystery thriller (as the german packaging read) and but the movie was too mysterious for me. david lynch may be able to make a combination of the most different images and but the composition tastes to me as awfull as a combination of milk with beer. both for themselves are pretty good and but together. 
a colleague from work told me to watch this movie and since he considered this movie to be one of the best movies ever. so i did watch it. first i have to admit that i dislike mainstream movies and prefer to watch movies with a real meaning. and this is the point and why i dislike this movie. it doesn not have any meaning. it just a combination of funny and stupid and boring and entertaining and absurd and thrilling pieces. at first i thought that this movie could be a real mystery thriller (as the german packaging read) and but the movie was too mysterious for me. david lynch may be able to make a combination of the most different images and but the composition tastes to me as awfull as a combination of milk with beer. both for themselves are pretty good and but together. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
