they say david duchovny took six days to write the script for this movie. that sounds about right. this movie is one of the worst films i have ever seen and i have seen gigli. it not as bad as gigli and but that like saying saddam hussein wasn not as bad as adolf hitler. tom warshaw has been living in france with his french wife and 13 year old son. he has been pretending to be french all this time. he reveals to his wife that he is actually american. for some reason and this comes as an earth shattering reveal for her and despite the fact that she always commented on her husband american accent. also and their son  remember and he was born in france and never knew his father was american  speaks perfect american english without a hint of french accent. that just one of several huge plot holes in this movie. the main bulk of the movie is a flashback to tommy youth in new york city during the 1970  and as he explains to his wife why he has been hiding in france. his best friend as a boy was pappas and a retarded adult played terribly by robin williams. i assume duchovny thinks that retarded is someone who is just sort of dumb and because pappas comes off only mildly slow at times and while other times he comes off as just robin williams. yes and williams actually fits in his tired improv schtick although he is supposed to play a person who is mentally slow. tommy mother and played by duchovny wife tea leoni and is a pill popping nurse who is distraught over the recent death of her husband. leoni does a good job and but she mainly just smokes a lot and yells at tommy for things that do not seem to be too important. the script do not give her much to work with. tommy also befriends a lady (whom he calls lady) who is in prison and offers him advice through her jail window (this house of detention is called house of d for short and thus the title). tommy has no qualms yelling his personal problems out loud on a city street so this incarcerated felon can offer him advice and and he does so many times without care. i do not want to bore you with the entire summary of the movie and but plot holes are abound in this film that tries way too hard to be touching but comes off as and well and bad. real bad. real real bad. near the end of this train wreck and the script gets cornier and cornier and ends with a laughably crappy ending. critics tore house of d apart and rightfully so. i can not believe some people actually like this movie. it is a painful film to sit through and i felt weak afterwards  not from emotion and but from how terrible it was. 
they say david duchovny took six days to write the script for this movie. that sounds about right. this movie is one of the worst films i have ever seen and i have seen gigli. it not as bad as gigli and but that like saying saddam hussein wasn not as bad as adolf hitler. tom warshaw has been living in france with his french wife and 13 year old son. he has been pretending to be french all this time. he reveals to his wife that he is actually american. for some reason and this comes as an earth shattering reveal for her and despite the fact that she always commented on her husband american accent. also and their son  remember and he was born in france and never knew his father was american  speaks perfect american english without a hint of french accent. that just one of several huge plot holes in this movie. the main bulk of the movie is a flashback to tommy youth in new york city during the 1970  and as he explains to his wife why he has been hiding in france. his best friend as a boy was pappas and a retarded adult played terribly by robin williams. i assume duchovny thinks that retarded is someone who is just sort of dumb and because pappas comes off only mildly slow at times and while other times he comes off as just robin williams. yes and williams actually fits in his tired improv schtick although he is supposed to play a person who is mentally slow. tommy mother and played by duchovny wife tea leoni and is a pill popping nurse who is distraught over the recent death of her husband. leoni does a good job and but she mainly just smokes a lot and yells at tommy for things that do not seem to be too important. the script do not give her much to work with. tommy also befriends a lady (whom he calls lady) who is in prison and offers him advice through her jail window (this house of detention is called house of d for short and thus the title). tommy has no qualms yelling his personal problems out loud on a city street so this incarcerated felon can offer him advice and and he does so many times without care. i do not want to bore you with the entire summary of the movie and but plot holes are abound in this film that tries way too hard to be touching but comes off as and well and bad. real bad. real real bad. near the end of this train wreck and the script gets cornier and cornier and ends with a laughably crappy ending. critics tore house of d apart and rightfully so. i can not believe some people actually like this movie. it is a painful film to sit through and i felt weak afterwards  not from emotion and but from how terrible it was. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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