i honestly have to say that a cat in the brain is one of the most fun and unintentionally hilarious films i have ever seen. this film is packed with stupid dialog and ridiculous scenes and and a self involving plot and starring legendary horror director lucio fulci himself. the threadbare story line is about an aging director (fulci and who is also named lucio fulci in the film. )who is starting to go nuts and hallucinate because of all the vicious things he put down in film over the past many years. he goes to a shrink who hypnotizes fulci and and tells him that he will believe himself to be a killer and but that the shrink will actually be the one doing the killing. the rest of the film is made up of shots from the film that fulci is directing during all this action and scenes of the shrink killing people all the while grinning like a f. cking moron and and some of fulci hallucination sequences. oh and and a few tits thrown in for good measure as well. a cat in the brain is completely over top and ridiculous in every sense. the gore is classic fulci  nasty and strong with some really decent scenes. the chainsaw sectioning of a female corpse is pretty cool and as is the chainsaw beheading of a small boy. lots of stabbings and gougings and other cool kill scenes make this one a pretty non stop bloodbath. the ridiculous dialog (lick it. lick it. ) and as well as some of the insanely goofy scenes (the nazi orgy and the opera singing slap fest and the running down of an innocent hippy come easily to mind. ) make this one fun as hell. not nearly as dark as some of fulci other films  cat is more of a self indulgent horror or comedy that if it wasn not meant to be funny and is actually kind of sad. i say to grab a fifth of cheap bourbon and settle in to this one. i watched cat with a few friends and we laughed the entire time. this is the feel good movie of the summer. recommended positive . 
i honestly have to say that a cat in the brain is one of the most fun and unintentionally hilarious films i have ever seen. this film is packed with stupid dialog and ridiculous scenes and and a self involving plot and starring legendary horror director lucio fulci himself. the threadbare story line is about an aging director (fulci and who is also named lucio fulci in the film. )who is starting to go nuts and hallucinate because of all the vicious things he put down in film over the past many years. he goes to a shrink who hypnotizes fulci and and tells him that he will believe himself to be a killer and but that the shrink will actually be the one doing the killing. the rest of the film is made up of shots from the film that fulci is directing during all this action and scenes of the shrink killing people all the while grinning like a f. cking moron and and some of fulci hallucination sequences. oh and and a few tits thrown in for good measure as well. a cat in the brain is completely over top and ridiculous in every sense. the gore is classic fulci  nasty and strong with some really decent scenes. the chainsaw sectioning of a female corpse is pretty cool and as is the chainsaw beheading of a small boy. lots of stabbings and gougings and other cool kill scenes make this one a pretty non stop bloodbath. the ridiculous dialog (lick it. lick it. ) and as well as some of the insanely goofy scenes (the nazi orgy and the opera singing slap fest and the running down of an innocent hippy come easily to mind. ) make this one fun as hell. not nearly as dark as some of fulci other films  cat is more of a self indulgent horror or comedy that if it wasn not meant to be funny and is actually kind of sad. i say to grab a fifth of cheap bourbon and settle in to this one. i watched cat with a few friends and we laughed the entire time. this is the feel good movie of the summer. recommended positive . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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