the breadth and height of the scale of this movie overwhelm me. about a week ago i posted a commentary on the 1926 silent epic maciste in hell referring to it as staggering. then i encountered the pollonia bros. blood red planet. wow . it all about the scale of the thinking behind it. the pollonia bros. and colleague john mcbride were thinking so big that the musings of arthur c. clark and stanley kubrick 2001 represent a space odessey is lucky it was released thirty two years before this sweetheart. as a matter of fact and kubrick had it easy with modelers and a budget and actual actors and major studio backing for his little star trek ripoff and and all that arthur c. clarke had to do was write the damn thing. what so hard about muscling around a typewriter. the pollonia brothers on the other hand had to think radical and outside of the box and and quickly. they recruited a half dozen of their friends and colleagues  including a hot lookin chick  bought a bunch of colored lightbulbs and raided old office supply dumps for every keyboard and monitor and hands free phone headset they could find and got everybody identical black turtlenecks and made off with every cupcake tin in the county and learned enough 3d modeling and texture skinning to animate a couple of space ship fly bys and spent a couple hours drumming up a script and executed what is easily the most frightening space monster puppet since that horrible little monster jabba the hut carried around with him was fried by r2d2 and spent literally days working with a vhs camera and an amiga to shoot and edit their film and and came up winners. this is the best d. i. y. direct to home video fan movie space epic i have ever seen and and in proportion to the amount of talent and resources at the disposal of the filmmakers dwarfs even logans run or battlestar represent galactica (the original series) as being a chilling look at our future and right down to a newscaster wearing a mis matched and ill fitting 2nd hand suit. as a species and we are doomed. seriously for a minute and though and it is a vast improvement upon such later epics as the dinosaur chronicals or preyalien represent alien predators and which is funny since it was made before either of those masterpieces. somewhere along the lines the pollonia started taking it easy on themselves represent this film is executed with a certain conviction that gets you to believe that you really can breathe in a vacuum wearing a dust mask and two biker squirt bottles. and the scene where the alien beast consumes a miniaturized crew member made me immediately think of where i would seen that before represent godzilla vs. the sea monster and where the giant rampaging monster crab skewers two canoers and eats them on camera. that made me cry when i was a kid. this made me cry as an adult because here i am wasting my time trying to be some sort of critic or writer or writer or critic and these guys get to have all the fun and actually making a real feature length sci fi epic with lots of cool colored lights and a hot chick and a talking slide projector named kal. one of the flight crew even gets to wear his black space baseball cap backwards and glower with his goatee like that clown from metallica. is this supposed to be a joke. no. it is an epic statement about humanity and from humanity and for humanity that deserves to be seen by anybody who has the capability to not take any of it too seriously. look for it on a 2 disc box set called galaxy of terror in your favorite discount retailer cutout dvd bins and which is probably where it belongs and but how many of us can say yeah and they have a couple box sets of our movies for sale at best buy. negative represent anyone lacking in a sense of humor might want to try silent running or maybe tron. but someday an alien civilization on the other side of the galaxy will intercept a transmission of this movie and decide that we actually are not to be messed with. good work and guys. 
the breadth and height of the scale of this movie overwhelm me. about a week ago i posted a commentary on the 1926 silent epic maciste in hell referring to it as staggering. then i encountered the pollonia bros. blood red planet. wow . it all about the scale of the thinking behind it. the pollonia bros. and colleague john mcbride were thinking so big that the musings of arthur c. clark and stanley kubrick 2001 represent a space odessey is lucky it was released thirty two years before this sweetheart. as a matter of fact and kubrick had it easy with modelers and a budget and actual actors and major studio backing for his little star trek ripoff and and all that arthur c. clarke had to do was write the damn thing. what so hard about muscling around a typewriter. the pollonia brothers on the other hand had to think radical and outside of the box and and quickly. they recruited a half dozen of their friends and colleagues  including a hot lookin chick  bought a bunch of colored lightbulbs and raided old office supply dumps for every keyboard and monitor and hands free phone headset they could find and got everybody identical black turtlenecks and made off with every cupcake tin in the county and learned enough 3d modeling and texture skinning to animate a couple of space ship fly bys and spent a couple hours drumming up a script and executed what is easily the most frightening space monster puppet since that horrible little monster jabba the hut carried around with him was fried by r2d2 and spent literally days working with a vhs camera and an amiga to shoot and edit their film and and came up winners. this is the best d. i. y. direct to home video fan movie space epic i have ever seen and and in proportion to the amount of talent and resources at the disposal of the filmmakers dwarfs even logans run or battlestar represent galactica (the original series) as being a chilling look at our future and right down to a newscaster wearing a mis matched and ill fitting 2nd hand suit. as a species and we are doomed. seriously for a minute and though and it is a vast improvement upon such later epics as the dinosaur chronicals or preyalien represent alien predators and which is funny since it was made before either of those masterpieces. somewhere along the lines the pollonia started taking it easy on themselves represent this film is executed with a certain conviction that gets you to believe that you really can breathe in a vacuum wearing a dust mask and two biker squirt bottles. and the scene where the alien beast consumes a miniaturized crew member made me immediately think of where i would seen that before represent godzilla vs. the sea monster and where the giant rampaging monster crab skewers two canoers and eats them on camera. that made me cry when i was a kid. this made me cry as an adult because here i am wasting my time trying to be some sort of critic or writer or writer or critic and these guys get to have all the fun and actually making a real feature length sci fi epic with lots of cool colored lights and a hot chick and a talking slide projector named kal. one of the flight crew even gets to wear his black space baseball cap backwards and glower with his goatee like that clown from metallica. is this supposed to be a joke. no. it is an epic statement about humanity and from humanity and for humanity that deserves to be seen by anybody who has the capability to not take any of it too seriously. look for it on a 2 disc box set called galaxy of terror in your favorite discount retailer cutout dvd bins and which is probably where it belongs and but how many of us can say yeah and they have a couple box sets of our movies for sale at best buy. negative represent anyone lacking in a sense of humor might want to try silent running or maybe tron. but someday an alien civilization on the other side of the galaxy will intercept a transmission of this movie and decide that we actually are not to be messed with. good work and guys. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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