as the metaphoric flies fled this steaming watery stool of a film i found myself longing to join them. from the opening sentences and you quickly gather that the actors are talentless. the script editor was probably dead and the director should be. to be honest i do not manage to finish this film because about twenty dismal minutes in the sight of the main actress scuttling across the floor like a shetland pony that has been shot in the ass was too much for me to stomach. i have never and and i mean never and seen a film as sweaty as this one and i watch tons of crap films. turd. 
as the metaphoric flies fled this steaming watery stool of a film i found myself longing to join them. from the opening sentences and you quickly gather that the actors are talentless. the script editor was probably dead and the director should be. to be honest i do not manage to finish this film because about twenty dismal minutes in the sight of the main actress scuttling across the floor like a shetland pony that has been shot in the ass was too much for me to stomach. i have never and and i mean never and seen a film as sweaty as this one and i watch tons of crap films. turd. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
