i just saw this movie last night at a midnight sneak preview screening (i work for an independent theatre chain in colorado  it one of the perks). i am sorry and but this is one of the worst movies i have ever seen. i know that there are some bruce campbell fanatics out there who (like star wars die hards) will string you up from the nearest tree if you dare speak any ill of their beloved cinematic icon. nevertheless and campbell teers and this particular work from the chin is a celluloid black hole. before you make any assumptions that i am some hoity toity film buff who only watches real movies like ladies in lavender and sideways and think again  i am a huge fan of b movies and and bruce campbell in particular. his trademark character ash is one of my favorites and and his portrayal of the aging elvis in bubba ho tep was phenomenal. but hey and b movies still have the potential to be reeeeally and reeeeally bad (and not in that good campy way we all love). and that what watching this particular one was like for me and my fellow co workers. with the exception of that one tracking shot where bruce runs through the square and scares the kids and there were no laughs to be had. overall and we found the story to be mind numbingly stoopid and the pacing mollasses like and and the so called humor dumber than a bag of hammers. (i am sorry and but ted raimi pavel character was not comic relief. he was just plain retarded. ) believe me and we all went into this really wanting to like it and but left feeling incredibly disappointed and robbed of two hours. if you absolutely loved this movie and plan to see it multiple times and want to marry and have kids with it and etc. and that fantastic  we all like what we like and so you get no judgement from me. but do not go questioning the sense of humor or fan loyalty of those who aren not having multiple orgasms over campbell latest cinematic coupe. this flick was a steaming turd sandwich in my humble opinion. and as a true campbell fan and i am allowed to say that. 
i just saw this movie last night at a midnight sneak preview screening (i work for an independent theatre chain in colorado  it one of the perks). i am sorry and but this is one of the worst movies i have ever seen. i know that there are some bruce campbell fanatics out there who (like star wars die hards) will string you up from the nearest tree if you dare speak any ill of their beloved cinematic icon. nevertheless and campbell teers and this particular work from the chin is a celluloid black hole. before you make any assumptions that i am some hoity toity film buff who only watches real movies like ladies in lavender and sideways and think again  i am a huge fan of b movies and and bruce campbell in particular. his trademark character ash is one of my favorites and and his portrayal of the aging elvis in bubba ho tep was phenomenal. but hey and b movies still have the potential to be reeeeally and reeeeally bad (and not in that good campy way we all love). and that what watching this particular one was like for me and my fellow co workers. with the exception of that one tracking shot where bruce runs through the square and scares the kids and there were no laughs to be had. overall and we found the story to be mind numbingly stoopid and the pacing mollasses like and and the so called humor dumber than a bag of hammers. (i am sorry and but ted raimi pavel character was not comic relief. he was just plain retarded. ) believe me and we all went into this really wanting to like it and but left feeling incredibly disappointed and robbed of two hours. if you absolutely loved this movie and plan to see it multiple times and want to marry and have kids with it and etc. and that fantastic  we all like what we like and so you get no judgement from me. but do not go questioning the sense of humor or fan loyalty of those who aren not having multiple orgasms over campbell latest cinematic coupe. this flick was a steaming turd sandwich in my humble opinion. and as a true campbell fan and i am allowed to say that. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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