royal rumble 1988 bored me pretty damn good. the rumble itself is pretty uneventful and filled with mid carders and and a winner that really had no point in winning and and why on earth did the young stallions vs the islanders main event. half the crowd left. jessie ventura sounds bored and through half the thing and and you can tell when he mentions he finds the development of hogan vs andre more interesting. mcmahon and ventura do not have the chemistry of gorilla and jessie. ricky steamboat vs ravishing rick rude. heavily disappointing match and with too many rest holds and and too much of a sluggish pace and sink this one. when it picks up like crazy in the last 5 minutes and it too little and too late. steamboat wins by dq. 2 half /5next is up dino bravo attempting to set a new bench press record and with ventura spotting him. horrendous segment and with no entertainment value what so ever. ventura is not nearly enough to carry this segment and and even mcmahon admitted it was boring. controversy or not and i wasted enough time on this crap. 0/5wwf woman tag team championship. 2 out of 3 falls. the glamour girls|c| or w jimmy hart. vs the jumping bomb angels. this is the best match of the night and no i am not kidding. very exciting stuff for woman wrestling and and you will be hard pressed to find stuff this good and now a days. the jumping bomb angels were way over and and the crowd went ape sht for their title win. 3/5contract signing between hulk hogan and andre the giant. hogan gets a decent pop and but there a few noticeable boo for him and probably because its in canada. a bit too drawn out for my liking and but it was necessary for the storyline. it got it point across and and had some effective moments and but a lot of the times and i kept saying get on with it. both sign and and andre slams hogan head on the table and and pushes the table on him. 2 half /5royal rumble match. very weak royal rumble and probably due to awkward pacing and and the true lack of star power. i think vince was testing the waters with this one and and it showed. ventura seems uninterested and and i do not blame him. crowd clearly wanted roberts to win and yelling ddt almost every 5 minutes he was in there and and while duggan got a good pop and i do not believe he was the winner they wanted and and where did this take his career. nowhere. bret 1st ever royal rumble and and he made an impressive showing. it wasn not terrible and but it was quite lackluster and and it do not have enough to make the show and considering this was what the show was based on. 2 half /5hogan has an interview with craig degeorge. standard hulkster interview and but not with the same craziness and and outrageous remarks he usually pulls. 2/5ted and andre get interviewed. andre claims he will deliver the championship to mr. dibiase. short and but effective. 3/52 out of 3 falls. the islanders vs the young stallions. crowd is completely dead for this and and half of them bolted for the exit . it quite dull and and had no business being in the main event. jessie and vince seem bored and and argue about other things while the match is taking place. islanders win and due to taking advantage of roma injury. 2/5bottom line. historically important i suppose and but there is really nothing to see here. this was just a starting cue for great things to come for the royal rumble and and while you can see glimpses of potential here and there is nothing on here and going out of your way to see. i usually recommend everything once for die hard wrestling fans and and considering it the 1st royal rumble event and i suppose i have too and but prepare to be bored a lot of the time. negative . 
royal rumble 1988 bored me pretty damn good. the rumble itself is pretty uneventful and filled with mid carders and and a winner that really had no point in winning and and why on earth did the young stallions vs the islanders main event. half the crowd left. jessie ventura sounds bored and through half the thing and and you can tell when he mentions he finds the development of hogan vs andre more interesting. mcmahon and ventura do not have the chemistry of gorilla and jessie. ricky steamboat vs ravishing rick rude. heavily disappointing match and with too many rest holds and and too much of a sluggish pace and sink this one. when it picks up like crazy in the last 5 minutes and it too little and too late. steamboat wins by dq. 2 half /5next is up dino bravo attempting to set a new bench press record and with ventura spotting him. horrendous segment and with no entertainment value what so ever. ventura is not nearly enough to carry this segment and and even mcmahon admitted it was boring. controversy or not and i wasted enough time on this crap. 0/5wwf woman tag team championship. 2 out of 3 falls. the glamour girls|c| or w jimmy hart. vs the jumping bomb angels. this is the best match of the night and no i am not kidding. very exciting stuff for woman wrestling and and you will be hard pressed to find stuff this good and now a days. the jumping bomb angels were way over and and the crowd went ape sht for their title win. 3/5contract signing between hulk hogan and andre the giant. hogan gets a decent pop and but there a few noticeable boo for him and probably because its in canada. a bit too drawn out for my liking and but it was necessary for the storyline. it got it point across and and had some effective moments and but a lot of the times and i kept saying get on with it. both sign and and andre slams hogan head on the table and and pushes the table on him. 2 half /5royal rumble match. very weak royal rumble and probably due to awkward pacing and and the true lack of star power. i think vince was testing the waters with this one and and it showed. ventura seems uninterested and and i do not blame him. crowd clearly wanted roberts to win and yelling ddt almost every 5 minutes he was in there and and while duggan got a good pop and i do not believe he was the winner they wanted and and where did this take his career. nowhere. bret 1st ever royal rumble and and he made an impressive showing. it wasn not terrible and but it was quite lackluster and and it do not have enough to make the show and considering this was what the show was based on. 2 half /5hogan has an interview with craig degeorge. standard hulkster interview and but not with the same craziness and and outrageous remarks he usually pulls. 2/5ted and andre get interviewed. andre claims he will deliver the championship to mr. dibiase. short and but effective. 3/52 out of 3 falls. the islanders vs the young stallions. crowd is completely dead for this and and half of them bolted for the exit . it quite dull and and had no business being in the main event. jessie and vince seem bored and and argue about other things while the match is taking place. islanders win and due to taking advantage of roma injury. 2/5bottom line. historically important i suppose and but there is really nothing to see here. this was just a starting cue for great things to come for the royal rumble and and while you can see glimpses of potential here and there is nothing on here and going out of your way to see. i usually recommend everything once for die hard wrestling fans and and considering it the 1st royal rumble event and i suppose i have too and but prepare to be bored a lot of the time. negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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