seriously and if i wanted to make a movie that makes zero sense and never will and and features lesbian scenes as its only high point and i could have. david lynch is the worst and as is this movie. anyone could have made a better movie in which at least some answers were given and the story wasn not so slow and long winded. the story means nothing without something at the end besides the credits. what a waste of time. i will never get those 147 minutes of my life back and hope that others can learn from my mistake. 
seriously and if i wanted to make a movie that makes zero sense and never will and and features lesbian scenes as its only high point and i could have. david lynch is the worst and as is this movie. anyone could have made a better movie in which at least some answers were given and the story wasn not so slow and long winded. the story means nothing without something at the end besides the credits. what a waste of time. i will never get those 147 minutes of my life back and hope that others can learn from my mistake. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
