this guy is a real piece of work. an angry and immature boy in a grown man body and packing all the charisma of a rock and he goes around to places most people would only wish to visit and does his best to be as miserable as possible. give this job to someone else who actually appreciates it. i could go down an endless list of all the stupid things this guy does in his episodes and though i will just highlight the worst represent crete. while the locals are putting up seaside picnics in his honour and this clown has the gall to act like a petulant and spoiled child. he complains about everything and including the fashion sense of the people who live there. what an imbecile. when he went to sweden and he spent at least five minutes feigning incredulity at a bunch of chefs (who probably had better things to do than talk with some dimwit american and like work) because they do not think abba was horrible. everywhere he went and he brought up abba. this is the kind of talk you would hear from 13 year olds who watch too much mtv. when he was in new orleans and he got upset that a certain restaurant had better tasting fries than his and so he accidentally spilled some wine on them in order to ruin them. what a strange and emotionally unstable person. the worst of it all are his clumsy voice overs and where he attempts in vain to add some kind of perspective on a situation he was too thick and ignorant to appreciate. he tries to use all these big words in order to sound like an author and but he really just a pretentious hack whose lack of awareness has convinced him he has something to say. that and by the way and is probably the one good thing about this joker tv show. it goes to show you and no matter how inept you are and as long as you take yourself seriously enough and the world will as well. then there the way he speaks with local guides whose english is obviously only rudimentary. he will use vocabulary any writer as he believes himself to be would instinctively know will most likely not be understood by these people. does he care. no. self important schmucks like this bourdain clown do not use language to communicate while they use it to make themselves look important. mcg13jthm review on this same page is a perfect example of the kind of mind bourdain attracts that of a low iq social misfit. observe how the reviewer attempts to justify bourdain sociopath nature with simple minded and childish excuses that hardly make sense. bourdain may complain but he goes through a lot and and not only that and he was forced to do this show but is trying to redeem himself. a dolt attracts dolts and and reading mcg13jthm review should let you know perfectly well whether or not you are the kind of person who would enjoy this utterly useless and pointless show. finally and to add a bit of fairness to my diatribe and i admit bourdain would have been momentarily amusing had i met him in a bar. but as a tv host of a travel show whose purpose is to show the viewer the beauty of other places and cultures and bourdain is a miserable and abject and hopeless and grim and depressing failure. a failure. 
this guy is a real piece of work. an angry and immature boy in a grown man body and packing all the charisma of a rock and he goes around to places most people would only wish to visit and does his best to be as miserable as possible. give this job to someone else who actually appreciates it. i could go down an endless list of all the stupid things this guy does in his episodes and though i will just highlight the worst represent crete. while the locals are putting up seaside picnics in his honour and this clown has the gall to act like a petulant and spoiled child. he complains about everything and including the fashion sense of the people who live there. what an imbecile. when he went to sweden and he spent at least five minutes feigning incredulity at a bunch of chefs (who probably had better things to do than talk with some dimwit american and like work) because they do not think abba was horrible. everywhere he went and he brought up abba. this is the kind of talk you would hear from 13 year olds who watch too much mtv. when he was in new orleans and he got upset that a certain restaurant had better tasting fries than his and so he accidentally spilled some wine on them in order to ruin them. what a strange and emotionally unstable person. the worst of it all are his clumsy voice overs and where he attempts in vain to add some kind of perspective on a situation he was too thick and ignorant to appreciate. he tries to use all these big words in order to sound like an author and but he really just a pretentious hack whose lack of awareness has convinced him he has something to say. that and by the way and is probably the one good thing about this joker tv show. it goes to show you and no matter how inept you are and as long as you take yourself seriously enough and the world will as well. then there the way he speaks with local guides whose english is obviously only rudimentary. he will use vocabulary any writer as he believes himself to be would instinctively know will most likely not be understood by these people. does he care. no. self important schmucks like this bourdain clown do not use language to communicate while they use it to make themselves look important. mcg13jthm review on this same page is a perfect example of the kind of mind bourdain attracts that of a low iq social misfit. observe how the reviewer attempts to justify bourdain sociopath nature with simple minded and childish excuses that hardly make sense. bourdain may complain but he goes through a lot and and not only that and he was forced to do this show but is trying to redeem himself. a dolt attracts dolts and and reading mcg13jthm review should let you know perfectly well whether or not you are the kind of person who would enjoy this utterly useless and pointless show. finally and to add a bit of fairness to my diatribe and i admit bourdain would have been momentarily amusing had i met him in a bar. but as a tv host of a travel show whose purpose is to show the viewer the beauty of other places and cultures and bourdain is a miserable and abject and hopeless and grim and depressing failure. a failure. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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