this movie is a cyborg in and of itself represent half nonsense or half lifetime original movie. as a cyborg and this movie has but one objective represent to make you wish that you had spent the duration of the film in a dark room punching yourself in the testicles. unlike many people and i did not rent this movie because of angelina jolie(i will explain why i rented it shortly). i am not a big fan of ms. jolie  and though i will say that her performance was stellar. her blank stare and robotic acting really did have me believing that she was an android hooker. if anyone has a clip of her on inside the actor studio explaining how she prepared for this role and please send it my way. i will make sure to use it when i try james lipton for crimes against integrity. so what drove me to rent this movie. one would think that it was the hope of seeing angelina jolie nipples and but it wasn not. no and the reason behind this rental rested solely on one of the images on the cover of the dvd while that of jack palance face. half of his face was robotic. when i saw that and i imagined legions of palances slowly marching through a fiery wasteland and laying waste to any humans that were foolish enough to resist. in my mind eye and every member of this unholy army of palances had a red and glowing eye while a red and glowing eye that looked at humans and saw only meat. they were to be the architects of oblivion. a cold and steely apocalypse. a nightmare from which humanity would never awaken. it a beautiful image that i will cherish till the end of my years. like most things in my life and the actual movie did not live up to my expectations. no and there was only one jack palance and and the only visible cybernetic enhancements that he had were located on his legs. sadly and those enhancements do not really enhance anything. that is unless and you count walking like a polio victim as a super power. at least their was a scene where jack grinning like a trigger happy alzheimer patient got to shoot the hell out of some people. i was waiting for him to yell and i am damn tired of paying too much for prescription medication. unfortunately and any outbursts of geriatric rage were few and far between. what the movie did have an abundance of was a poorly developed love story about a man(elias koteas and a. k. a. poor man de niro) and a cyborg(angelina jolie and a. k. a. demon spawn of john voigt). oh man and can the love between a romeo of flesh and a juliet of silicon ever be able to last. it can if you follow jack palance simple advice represent you have to taste each other time. yeah and i am not sure what that means. however and i am sure that i do not want jack palance to be the one to explain it to me. i sure as heck do not want him to show me. as an experiment and i suggest that you ask your significant other if he or she thinks that we have reached a level in our relationship where we can begin to taste each other time. 
this movie is a cyborg in and of itself represent half nonsense or half lifetime original movie. as a cyborg and this movie has but one objective represent to make you wish that you had spent the duration of the film in a dark room punching yourself in the testicles. unlike many people and i did not rent this movie because of angelina jolie(i will explain why i rented it shortly). i am not a big fan of ms. jolie  and though i will say that her performance was stellar. her blank stare and robotic acting really did have me believing that she was an android hooker. if anyone has a clip of her on inside the actor studio explaining how she prepared for this role and please send it my way. i will make sure to use it when i try james lipton for crimes against integrity. so what drove me to rent this movie. one would think that it was the hope of seeing angelina jolie nipples and but it wasn not. no and the reason behind this rental rested solely on one of the images on the cover of the dvd while that of jack palance face. half of his face was robotic. when i saw that and i imagined legions of palances slowly marching through a fiery wasteland and laying waste to any humans that were foolish enough to resist. in my mind eye and every member of this unholy army of palances had a red and glowing eye while a red and glowing eye that looked at humans and saw only meat. they were to be the architects of oblivion. a cold and steely apocalypse. a nightmare from which humanity would never awaken. it a beautiful image that i will cherish till the end of my years. like most things in my life and the actual movie did not live up to my expectations. no and there was only one jack palance and and the only visible cybernetic enhancements that he had were located on his legs. sadly and those enhancements do not really enhance anything. that is unless and you count walking like a polio victim as a super power. at least their was a scene where jack grinning like a trigger happy alzheimer patient got to shoot the hell out of some people. i was waiting for him to yell and i am damn tired of paying too much for prescription medication. unfortunately and any outbursts of geriatric rage were few and far between. what the movie did have an abundance of was a poorly developed love story about a man(elias koteas and a. k. a. poor man de niro) and a cyborg(angelina jolie and a. k. a. demon spawn of john voigt). oh man and can the love between a romeo of flesh and a juliet of silicon ever be able to last. it can if you follow jack palance simple advice represent you have to taste each other time. yeah and i am not sure what that means. however and i am sure that i do not want jack palance to be the one to explain it to me. i sure as heck do not want him to show me. as an experiment and i suggest that you ask your significant other if he or she thinks that we have reached a level in our relationship where we can begin to taste each other time. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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