robot holocaust is about the lamest and most pathetic attempt at making a post apocalyptic movie that i have seen. and i thought the italians were the masters of wretched mad max wannabes. some of those movies like escape 2000 are positively brilliant in comparison with this piece of poo. the plot is nonsensical  even with a narrator setting up every scene. and boy does it drag. scene after scene with nothing of any interest happening. the special effects (and i use the word special loosely) consist of sock puppets. yes and that right  sock puppets. the acting is abysmal. angelika jager is in the running for worst performance i have ever seen. sure and she french or german or whatever  but man is she bad. i cannot think of a single positive thing to say about the movie. so i will stop there because ten sentences on this junk is about ten too many. however and and fortunately for me and i saw the mst3k version of robot holocaust. some of the things that made the movie so bad helped make this mst3k episode a winner. for a season one episode and the riffs come fast and furious and hit their mark just about every time. on my mst3k rating scale and i give this episode a 4/5  seek it out. 
robot holocaust is about the lamest and most pathetic attempt at making a post apocalyptic movie that i have seen. and i thought the italians were the masters of wretched mad max wannabes. some of those movies like escape 2000 are positively brilliant in comparison with this piece of poo. the plot is nonsensical  even with a narrator setting up every scene. and boy does it drag. scene after scene with nothing of any interest happening. the special effects (and i use the word special loosely) consist of sock puppets. yes and that right  sock puppets. the acting is abysmal. angelika jager is in the running for worst performance i have ever seen. sure and she french or german or whatever  but man is she bad. i cannot think of a single positive thing to say about the movie. so i will stop there because ten sentences on this junk is about ten too many. however and and fortunately for me and i saw the mst3k version of robot holocaust. some of the things that made the movie so bad helped make this mst3k episode a winner. for a season one episode and the riffs come fast and furious and hit their mark just about every time. on my mst3k rating scale and i give this episode a 4/5  seek it out. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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