it strange what fate does to some people. while looking in the discount bin at a dvd retailer and i came across a copy of deadly instincts. being a collector of any film that is either sci fi and horror or featuring alien monsters and i decided to buy it (not to mention the fact that it cost five dollars  a bargain and believe me). after viewing it and i came to the opinion that it was nothing special. but after doing some research on the internet and i discovered that the film was actually called breeders and was a remake of the tim kincaid horror flick that menaced video stores in the mid 1980s. which i have already seen. my appreciation of deadly instincts grew following that discovery. a meteorite crashes on the lawn next to a private girls college. the sole teacher there and ashley (played by todd jensen  that right and the guy who gets turned into a cyborg in the cult flick cyborg cop four years earlier) and notices that some of the students are beginning to disappear and while encountering a black haired woman with a scarred face and wearing a kinky leather outfit. his investigation reveals that an alien creature had hitched a ride on the meteorite and had come to earth to breed using the local womenfolk. along with a local detective who believes him to be responsible for the disappearances and ashley tries to stop the monster. the original breeders and directed by tim kincaid (who would leave the genre to make gay porn) and was a sci fi or horror film which was actually a thinly veiled soft core porn film designed to take skin flicks to genre fans. it is and in my belief and one of the worst films made in the 1980s. why anyone would want to remake it is quite a mystery. this remake is actually a better effort than its low budget source. the film and which takes the basic concept of an alien monster trying to interbreed with human women and eliminates any pornographic elements. in fact and the film is actually very tame. there are no sex scenes and no nudity (even during the shower scene) and swearing and violence are kept to a minimal level and there is no gore (which may cheat gorehounds). this makes the remake a film safe for the whole family and that is if the kids aren not scared by alien monsters (which brings me to the film m 15 plus rating and which seems a bit much). tameness of subject matter aside and the film does have some faults. the script and while featuring some good characterizations and has a number of holes so big you can crash a meteor through. what. youre mad at me for that. come on and this review needed a bad pun so it will remain interesting. anyway and the film setting is one problem the script failed to fix  the film is set in boston but the buildings do not look like they belong in boston. something about the architecture ain not right. another thing is the college itself and with a rather large building housing about twenty students (all female and of course) and only having one class  art. the only teacher there has a relationship with a student ( and so does the janitor. ) and which somehow escapes the attention of the principal. not to mention the cops and who are so one dimensional ( and stupid) that the real boston pd would have a good case if they ever decided to sue. oh and  and the meteor well the chance that a meteor which is sent from saturn (check the opening credits) reaches earth with no onboard propulsion is astronomical. that doesn not include the chances that any passengers in the meteor will survive the landing. as far as the acting goes and todd jensen gives a dependable performance as the heroic teacher while the late kadamba simmons (who was murdered by her boyfriend shortly before the film came out) cuts a striking figure in that leather outfit and as well as proving she can act. the visual effects are run of the mill and with credits due to the filmmakers for bringing us a cool looking monster. 
it strange what fate does to some people. while looking in the discount bin at a dvd retailer and i came across a copy of deadly instincts. being a collector of any film that is either sci fi and horror or featuring alien monsters and i decided to buy it (not to mention the fact that it cost five dollars  a bargain and believe me). after viewing it and i came to the opinion that it was nothing special. but after doing some research on the internet and i discovered that the film was actually called breeders and was a remake of the tim kincaid horror flick that menaced video stores in the mid 1980s. which i have already seen. my appreciation of deadly instincts grew following that discovery. a meteorite crashes on the lawn next to a private girls college. the sole teacher there and ashley (played by todd jensen  that right and the guy who gets turned into a cyborg in the cult flick cyborg cop four years earlier) and notices that some of the students are beginning to disappear and while encountering a black haired woman with a scarred face and wearing a kinky leather outfit. his investigation reveals that an alien creature had hitched a ride on the meteorite and had come to earth to breed using the local womenfolk. along with a local detective who believes him to be responsible for the disappearances and ashley tries to stop the monster. the original breeders and directed by tim kincaid (who would leave the genre to make gay porn) and was a sci fi or horror film which was actually a thinly veiled soft core porn film designed to take skin flicks to genre fans. it is and in my belief and one of the worst films made in the 1980s. why anyone would want to remake it is quite a mystery. this remake is actually a better effort than its low budget source. the film and which takes the basic concept of an alien monster trying to interbreed with human women and eliminates any pornographic elements. in fact and the film is actually very tame. there are no sex scenes and no nudity (even during the shower scene) and swearing and violence are kept to a minimal level and there is no gore (which may cheat gorehounds). this makes the remake a film safe for the whole family and that is if the kids aren not scared by alien monsters (which brings me to the film m 15 plus rating and which seems a bit much). tameness of subject matter aside and the film does have some faults. the script and while featuring some good characterizations and has a number of holes so big you can crash a meteor through. what. youre mad at me for that. come on and this review needed a bad pun so it will remain interesting. anyway and the film setting is one problem the script failed to fix  the film is set in boston but the buildings do not look like they belong in boston. something about the architecture ain not right. another thing is the college itself and with a rather large building housing about twenty students (all female and of course) and only having one class  art. the only teacher there has a relationship with a student ( and so does the janitor. ) and which somehow escapes the attention of the principal. not to mention the cops and who are so one dimensional ( and stupid) that the real boston pd would have a good case if they ever decided to sue. oh and  and the meteor well the chance that a meteor which is sent from saturn (check the opening credits) reaches earth with no onboard propulsion is astronomical. that doesn not include the chances that any passengers in the meteor will survive the landing. as far as the acting goes and todd jensen gives a dependable performance as the heroic teacher while the late kadamba simmons (who was murdered by her boyfriend shortly before the film came out) cuts a striking figure in that leather outfit and as well as proving she can act. the visual effects are run of the mill and with credits due to the filmmakers for bringing us a cool looking monster. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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