did you ever see the film marathon man. the part with the dentist. i would rather have that happen to me than to sit through random hearts again. it wasn not simply uninteresting and or uneventful  it was horribly and painfully and and agonizingly boring. at one point and i momentarily lost conciousness. to the average layman and i may have appeared to be sleeping and but the other movie patrons knowingly realized i actually blacked out from the bordom. i thought i was going to die. when the film finally ended (i think it was twelve hours long and but i am not sure) and i let out an exhasperated thank you jesus and it over. and to which all other movie goers cheered. if i had to listen to harrison ford drone on one more second in that monotoned whine and i would have been forced to search for something sharp to jam in my eye to divert my attention. this is 136 minutes of my life i will never get back. 
did you ever see the film marathon man. the part with the dentist. i would rather have that happen to me than to sit through random hearts again. it wasn not simply uninteresting and or uneventful  it was horribly and painfully and and agonizingly boring. at one point and i momentarily lost conciousness. to the average layman and i may have appeared to be sleeping and but the other movie patrons knowingly realized i actually blacked out from the bordom. i thought i was going to die. when the film finally ended (i think it was twelve hours long and but i am not sure) and i let out an exhasperated thank you jesus and it over. and to which all other movie goers cheered. if i had to listen to harrison ford drone on one more second in that monotoned whine and i would have been forced to search for something sharp to jam in my eye to divert my attention. this is 136 minutes of my life i will never get back. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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