welcome to the plan 9 from outer space of star trek movies. come on and trekkers and admit it. this movie is so bad and so staggeringly inept in every department and it become something of a classic. the shat gives the worst performance ever committed to celluloid. boones. hi and bones brilliant. this isn not just ham  it several large pig farms in kentucky. the special effects. should be done under the trade descriptions act for using such a term. the enterprise is a moving piece of cardboard in this film. really. even the star trek tv show had better. bones and spock and the shat sing. yeah and spock sings row row row your boat. after struggling over the meaning of the words. capt. life is not a dream poor leonard nimoy and he must really want to strangle shatner for this. could the shat not have given us his rendition of mr. tambourine man and or harmonised with nimoy on ballad of bilbo baggins. sorely disappointed. a sean connery look a like plays spock half brother. only cos they couldn not get sean connery. uhura does a fan dance. that would have been sexy in 1966. in 1989 it like watching your drunk granny embarrass herself at a christmas party. cat woman jumps on shatner back. shat twirls her around a few times like a wwf wrestler and and chucks her off. yayy the shat. seems connery 2. 0 was a bit of a vulcan rebel. which explains why spock hasn not previously mentioned him in 79 t. v episodes and 4 movies. mccoy apparently mercy killed his dad and but afterwards they found a cure. tell me this isn not hysterically funny. the 11 deck enterprise suddenly grows another 400 decks for an escape sequence in an elevator shaft. spock antigrav boots amazingly support bones and the shat as well. should also have used em on the humped back whales in star trek iv. shatner meets god. or what purports to be god and but i assume is really some kind of alien being. god looks a bit like charlton heston in the 10 commandments. sean connery the 2nd calls on god to share his pain and and promptly dies. or something. god punishes the shat for questioning his identity. so spock kills god with a photon torpedo. i would love to know what jehovah witnesses made of this scene. the shat and having killed god and promptly goes back to his sing song with spock and bones. altogether now and row row row your boat. 
welcome to the plan 9 from outer space of star trek movies. come on and trekkers and admit it. this movie is so bad and so staggeringly inept in every department and it become something of a classic. the shat gives the worst performance ever committed to celluloid. boones. hi and bones brilliant. this isn not just ham  it several large pig farms in kentucky. the special effects. should be done under the trade descriptions act for using such a term. the enterprise is a moving piece of cardboard in this film. really. even the star trek tv show had better. bones and spock and the shat sing. yeah and spock sings row row row your boat. after struggling over the meaning of the words. capt. life is not a dream poor leonard nimoy and he must really want to strangle shatner for this. could the shat not have given us his rendition of mr. tambourine man and or harmonised with nimoy on ballad of bilbo baggins. sorely disappointed. a sean connery look a like plays spock half brother. only cos they couldn not get sean connery. uhura does a fan dance. that would have been sexy in 1966. in 1989 it like watching your drunk granny embarrass herself at a christmas party. cat woman jumps on shatner back. shat twirls her around a few times like a wwf wrestler and and chucks her off. yayy the shat. seems connery 2. 0 was a bit of a vulcan rebel. which explains why spock hasn not previously mentioned him in 79 t. v episodes and 4 movies. mccoy apparently mercy killed his dad and but afterwards they found a cure. tell me this isn not hysterically funny. the 11 deck enterprise suddenly grows another 400 decks for an escape sequence in an elevator shaft. spock antigrav boots amazingly support bones and the shat as well. should also have used em on the humped back whales in star trek iv. shatner meets god. or what purports to be god and but i assume is really some kind of alien being. god looks a bit like charlton heston in the 10 commandments. sean connery the 2nd calls on god to share his pain and and promptly dies. or something. god punishes the shat for questioning his identity. so spock kills god with a photon torpedo. i would love to know what jehovah witnesses made of this scene. the shat and having killed god and promptly goes back to his sing song with spock and bones. altogether now and row row row your boat. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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