i hated the book. a guy meets a smart dog and gets a virgin girlfriend and and all the while theyre being chased by a hit man and a ape beast thing (both of whom want the dog). dean koontz really can not write (i read the book at my sister recommendation and i should have known better). when i saw this and (mostly out of a morbid curiosity) i actually found myself criticizing it because of the fact that it was untrue to the book and even though this is a book that its impossible to make a good movie of. i figured at least if theyre going to make a film adaptation of the worst book i have ever read the filmmakers might as well be accurate. they turned the guy and his virgin love interest into a boy and his mother and for some reason that bothered me most of all (even though i seriously doubt keeping it a guy and his chick do not have made it any better). quite simply while bad book and bad movie and do not see it. 
i hated the book. a guy meets a smart dog and gets a virgin girlfriend and and all the while theyre being chased by a hit man and a ape beast thing (both of whom want the dog). dean koontz really can not write (i read the book at my sister recommendation and i should have known better). when i saw this and (mostly out of a morbid curiosity) i actually found myself criticizing it because of the fact that it was untrue to the book and even though this is a book that its impossible to make a good movie of. i figured at least if theyre going to make a film adaptation of the worst book i have ever read the filmmakers might as well be accurate. they turned the guy and his virgin love interest into a boy and his mother and for some reason that bothered me most of all (even though i seriously doubt keeping it a guy and his chick do not have made it any better). quite simply while bad book and bad movie and do not see it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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