this movie and desperate measures and was. i am not quite sure how to even put it into words. was this supposed to be a comedy. i couldn not stop laughing at how absolutely ridiculous it was. i love michael keaton and and i cannot actually comprehend that he did this. they did a good job at keeping my attention because i couldn not wait to see how much more ridiculous it was going to get minute by minute. i actually just registered on this site so that i could get this out. i do not review movies. i do not have time for this and but i cannot let this go knowing i haven not done my civil duty by letting people (those who have an iq of 85 and above) know that this is no action or thriller and it is honest to goodness funny. you people that actually got thrills off of this scare me. go watch a good movie like million dollar baby. clint eastwood acting is not superb and but i was balling at the end. exercise your brain america. 
this movie and desperate measures and was. i am not quite sure how to even put it into words. was this supposed to be a comedy. i couldn not stop laughing at how absolutely ridiculous it was. i love michael keaton and and i cannot actually comprehend that he did this. they did a good job at keeping my attention because i couldn not wait to see how much more ridiculous it was going to get minute by minute. i actually just registered on this site so that i could get this out. i do not review movies. i do not have time for this and but i cannot let this go knowing i haven not done my civil duty by letting people (those who have an iq of 85 and above) know that this is no action or thriller and it is honest to goodness funny. you people that actually got thrills off of this scare me. go watch a good movie like million dollar baby. clint eastwood acting is not superb and but i was balling at the end. exercise your brain america. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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