i like action movies. i have a softspot for b flicks with bad dialogue and wooden acting. so and i have been wracking my brain to come up with one of my guilty pleasures that was worse than this blockbuster. i can not. you would be hard pressed to put together a bigger piece of crp than this bruce willis vehicle. armageddon is the story (and i use that term loosely) of a team of super drillers flying off to destroy an asteroid before it destroys the earth. realistic. not really. but who cares. it an action flick. i am not blasting the premise. minor spoilers representthe movie begins with a couple of scenes designed to introduce the threat and the characters. bruce willis is the tough as nails leader of the team and and spends his first bit of screen time chasing around ben affleck with a gun for the unforgiveable act of sleeping with his daughter. for some reason and that do not make me laugh. it was forced and like everything in this movie. the team is called in because theyre the only people in the whole wide world who can drill the asteroid. okay and i am prepared to accept that premise if it gets us to the action  the supposed meat of the movie. more attempts at humor and with each character going out to do some crazy and nutty thing before blast off. again and lame. finally and they take off. here where the movie really pied me off. they arrive on the rock and and set to work. would you believe it and nothing works right and everything has a suspenseful countdown. whoah. ten and nine and eight. one  oh and surprise surprise we saved the day again. and do not even get me started on the jerky camerawork. when i saw it in the theater i thought i was going to be sick. i can only assume they were trying to cover up the gargantuan holes left by the insipid performances by cutting away to a different shot every few seconds (and this from someone raised on mtv  mr short attention span himself). just when i thought it couldn not get any worse. wait  there a manufactured tearjerker ending that was so tacked on it made the rest of the film a virtual citizen kane. summary represent the witticisms weren not witty. the plot  well and i said i would let that one go. the acting was bad. really bad. even billy bob couldn not rise above the script and which was worse. camerawork  again and bad. (i do not even mention the dumbest love scene in the history of motion pictures  think animal crackers). rating represent negative . (i am giving a half point for steve buscemi and who makes me smile against my will and another half point for the times i was able to look at the lovely liv tyler and attempt to ignore her acting performance) this is far and away the worst movie i have gone to see in the theater. ever. 
i like action movies. i have a softspot for b flicks with bad dialogue and wooden acting. so and i have been wracking my brain to come up with one of my guilty pleasures that was worse than this blockbuster. i can not. you would be hard pressed to put together a bigger piece of crp than this bruce willis vehicle. armageddon is the story (and i use that term loosely) of a team of super drillers flying off to destroy an asteroid before it destroys the earth. realistic. not really. but who cares. it an action flick. i am not blasting the premise. minor spoilers representthe movie begins with a couple of scenes designed to introduce the threat and the characters. bruce willis is the tough as nails leader of the team and and spends his first bit of screen time chasing around ben affleck with a gun for the unforgiveable act of sleeping with his daughter. for some reason and that do not make me laugh. it was forced and like everything in this movie. the team is called in because theyre the only people in the whole wide world who can drill the asteroid. okay and i am prepared to accept that premise if it gets us to the action  the supposed meat of the movie. more attempts at humor and with each character going out to do some crazy and nutty thing before blast off. again and lame. finally and they take off. here where the movie really pied me off. they arrive on the rock and and set to work. would you believe it and nothing works right and everything has a suspenseful countdown. whoah. ten and nine and eight. one  oh and surprise surprise we saved the day again. and do not even get me started on the jerky camerawork. when i saw it in the theater i thought i was going to be sick. i can only assume they were trying to cover up the gargantuan holes left by the insipid performances by cutting away to a different shot every few seconds (and this from someone raised on mtv  mr short attention span himself). just when i thought it couldn not get any worse. wait  there a manufactured tearjerker ending that was so tacked on it made the rest of the film a virtual citizen kane. summary represent the witticisms weren not witty. the plot  well and i said i would let that one go. the acting was bad. really bad. even billy bob couldn not rise above the script and which was worse. camerawork  again and bad. (i do not even mention the dumbest love scene in the history of motion pictures  think animal crackers). rating represent negative . (i am giving a half point for steve buscemi and who makes me smile against my will and another half point for the times i was able to look at the lovely liv tyler and attempt to ignore her acting performance) this is far and away the worst movie i have gone to see in the theater. ever. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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