this is an excellent example of an entreatingly bad b movie. there are worse movies than this one (titanic for example) and but this definitely shares the pile of steaming crap movies. ok this was apparently shot in kansas city and which explains why everyone is so lame. the main guy looks like steve guttenberg and and is even more lame than him. i do not even think that was possible. in fact and him and the main girl in the movie are responsible for the worst drama ever. its not just that there acting was waaaaaaaaay over dramatic and well actually it was and of course the script was terrible which combines for a deadly one two punch in bad terrible utterly unwatchable drama. the scarecrow and lets talk about him. the whistling you hear every time he around is stupid and and obviously dubbed in. now his costume and i cannot get over that  its a guy wearing burlap sacks and a stupid mask. i simply am dumbfounded and maybe if your 3 years old with brain damage you would be scared of him or it. one of the characters and the token black guy actually and used the line represent this might be a chance to earn my red wings when referring to trying to score with one of the girls on her period. wow and um yea and that is the kind of dialogue you can look forward to. oh and in the beginning when the scantily clad girl is running through the corn and why is it roped off. i am pretty sure its not supposed to be evident and just one of the many obvious mistakes made throughout this film another is the bad dubbing for the musical number (yup thats right) and there all at the beach and and the one dorkaziod gets up the courage to sing a song and play guitar for everyone and and its so obviously dubbed its funny. thankfully and the scarecrow answers all our prayers and throws a spear right through the guy chest when he done singing. overall the gore like that is pretty good and this is one of those films when you rooting for these people to be killed by the killer. ok and there a scene where the 2 guys bury one of their friends in the sand and then stand up and whip out their peni and and urinate all over the guy in the sand. who does this. really and imagine it hey and lets bury joe in the sand and then stand up and take out our genitals like its no big deal and pee on him in fact and this brings up the homo eroticism in this film and what the hell. a good part of the beginning of this movie is the jocks standing around in there underwear in the locker room and corn field while there doing the hazing. what the hell is with that. traditionally and in film and real life and jocks get the girls and nerds do not. that really doesn not make sense as all nerds think of is girls and sex and and apparently all jocks think of is sports and being around each other in their underwear and i do not get it. lets get to the sex. as someone who watched this movie with me put it represent i have never been so disgusted by heterosexual sex in my life and its true. if you like hot a cup action and or ugly old woman boobs and then this film is for you. i swear and they found a girl with the smallest breasts ever and this is who they get to do the nude scene. then the ugly old woman nurse shows her bouncy ones a couple of times and and man and i just do not want to see that. now and i have to talk about the timeline continuity to this film and thats what really is just bizarre. it starts in the daytime and then they all head to the cornfield and and within like 2 minutes its instantly dark middle of the night and when they drive off from there saying their going to the beach  its instantly day again and and apparently they stay at the beach until night again and and until day the next day. so basically these events in the film cover 4 days and without any of the characters needing sleep or anything and its really weird. after the main killings have taken place and it flash forwards to 3 weeks later and apparently none of these people actually care that they saw their friends brutally murdered. the surviving people literally pop some champaign. and thats when i realized the budget do not go to the script and directing or acting and it all went to that freakin bottle of champaign. the ending. stop reading now if you do not want the ending spoiled for you and it truly is enjoyable. ok and so the end takes place in a church and and the scarecrow put his soul inside the diabetes kid body and then he fights with the steve guttenberg lookalike guy and and he fights him with a b movie version of the power the emperor had in star wars. i am not kidding and its so stupid. so somehow and in the middle of the fight and the scarecrow soul jumps bodies into the guttenberg jr. guy and and then with the last amount of will he has of his own and he impales himself on a cross in the church. its awesome. some blood and but whats even better is that the cross is obviously cardboard. you can see the bottom move off the ground. wow and yea have fun watching. 
this is an excellent example of an entreatingly bad b movie. there are worse movies than this one (titanic for example) and but this definitely shares the pile of steaming crap movies. ok this was apparently shot in kansas city and which explains why everyone is so lame. the main guy looks like steve guttenberg and and is even more lame than him. i do not even think that was possible. in fact and him and the main girl in the movie are responsible for the worst drama ever. its not just that there acting was waaaaaaaaay over dramatic and well actually it was and of course the script was terrible which combines for a deadly one two punch in bad terrible utterly unwatchable drama. the scarecrow and lets talk about him. the whistling you hear every time he around is stupid and and obviously dubbed in. now his costume and i cannot get over that  its a guy wearing burlap sacks and a stupid mask. i simply am dumbfounded and maybe if your 3 years old with brain damage you would be scared of him or it. one of the characters and the token black guy actually and used the line represent this might be a chance to earn my red wings when referring to trying to score with one of the girls on her period. wow and um yea and that is the kind of dialogue you can look forward to. oh and in the beginning when the scantily clad girl is running through the corn and why is it roped off. i am pretty sure its not supposed to be evident and just one of the many obvious mistakes made throughout this film another is the bad dubbing for the musical number (yup thats right) and there all at the beach and and the one dorkaziod gets up the courage to sing a song and play guitar for everyone and and its so obviously dubbed its funny. thankfully and the scarecrow answers all our prayers and throws a spear right through the guy chest when he done singing. overall the gore like that is pretty good and this is one of those films when you rooting for these people to be killed by the killer. ok and there a scene where the 2 guys bury one of their friends in the sand and then stand up and whip out their peni and and urinate all over the guy in the sand. who does this. really and imagine it hey and lets bury joe in the sand and then stand up and take out our genitals like its no big deal and pee on him in fact and this brings up the homo eroticism in this film and what the hell. a good part of the beginning of this movie is the jocks standing around in there underwear in the locker room and corn field while there doing the hazing. what the hell is with that. traditionally and in film and real life and jocks get the girls and nerds do not. that really doesn not make sense as all nerds think of is girls and sex and and apparently all jocks think of is sports and being around each other in their underwear and i do not get it. lets get to the sex. as someone who watched this movie with me put it represent i have never been so disgusted by heterosexual sex in my life and its true. if you like hot a cup action and or ugly old woman boobs and then this film is for you. i swear and they found a girl with the smallest breasts ever and this is who they get to do the nude scene. then the ugly old woman nurse shows her bouncy ones a couple of times and and man and i just do not want to see that. now and i have to talk about the timeline continuity to this film and thats what really is just bizarre. it starts in the daytime and then they all head to the cornfield and and within like 2 minutes its instantly dark middle of the night and when they drive off from there saying their going to the beach  its instantly day again and and apparently they stay at the beach until night again and and until day the next day. so basically these events in the film cover 4 days and without any of the characters needing sleep or anything and its really weird. after the main killings have taken place and it flash forwards to 3 weeks later and apparently none of these people actually care that they saw their friends brutally murdered. the surviving people literally pop some champaign. and thats when i realized the budget do not go to the script and directing or acting and it all went to that freakin bottle of champaign. the ending. stop reading now if you do not want the ending spoiled for you and it truly is enjoyable. ok and so the end takes place in a church and and the scarecrow put his soul inside the diabetes kid body and then he fights with the steve guttenberg lookalike guy and and he fights him with a b movie version of the power the emperor had in star wars. i am not kidding and its so stupid. so somehow and in the middle of the fight and the scarecrow soul jumps bodies into the guttenberg jr. guy and and then with the last amount of will he has of his own and he impales himself on a cross in the church. its awesome. some blood and but whats even better is that the cross is obviously cardboard. you can see the bottom move off the ground. wow and yea have fun watching. 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