this is one of those star filled over the top comedies that could a) be hysterical and or b) wish that you had gone to the dentist to have all your teeth pulled instead. unfortunately and one night at mccool is a classic b. goldie hawn recently commented about town and country that it a big problem in hollywood that they start with hiring the actors and putting together a deal before a script is completed. you have to figure that not only did they go into this picture without a complete script and they also mangled it daily. maybe we need to send cards and letters to the heads of all the studio that say and it the script and stupid. this is also one of those movies where you find yourself feeling sorry for the actors most of the way through. theyre working their asses off trying to make all this seem hysterical and but they know most of it is going to be accompanied not by belly laughs but by the sounds of the crickets you can hear inside the silent theatre. is it an unmitigated disaster. not entirely. there are some smiles along the way and mostly due to the efforts of the actors. i probably would have gone out of the theatre thinking and eh. it was okay. so why the undeniably hostile tone in my review. the ending. if and as it been noted and the rest of the movie is just all a setup for the ending and then it misses spectacularly. i really wish i could speak specifically about it and but i hate people who give too much away (even in warning). suffice it to say that as soon as you see john goodman behind a bent over paul reiser (nothing given away here. it in the trailer) and get the hell out of the theatre and go out thinking and eh. it was okay. the rest of the movie is tacked on and creatively bankrupt. and you will be appalled that there will actually be people laughing at this mess. if you loved there something about mary or meet the parents (both great movies) and then do not bother to see this movie. go have those teeth taken care of instead. 
this is one of those star filled over the top comedies that could a) be hysterical and or b) wish that you had gone to the dentist to have all your teeth pulled instead. unfortunately and one night at mccool is a classic b. goldie hawn recently commented about town and country that it a big problem in hollywood that they start with hiring the actors and putting together a deal before a script is completed. you have to figure that not only did they go into this picture without a complete script and they also mangled it daily. maybe we need to send cards and letters to the heads of all the studio that say and it the script and stupid. this is also one of those movies where you find yourself feeling sorry for the actors most of the way through. theyre working their asses off trying to make all this seem hysterical and but they know most of it is going to be accompanied not by belly laughs but by the sounds of the crickets you can hear inside the silent theatre. is it an unmitigated disaster. not entirely. there are some smiles along the way and mostly due to the efforts of the actors. i probably would have gone out of the theatre thinking and eh. it was okay. so why the undeniably hostile tone in my review. the ending. if and as it been noted and the rest of the movie is just all a setup for the ending and then it misses spectacularly. i really wish i could speak specifically about it and but i hate people who give too much away (even in warning). suffice it to say that as soon as you see john goodman behind a bent over paul reiser (nothing given away here. it in the trailer) and get the hell out of the theatre and go out thinking and eh. it was okay. the rest of the movie is tacked on and creatively bankrupt. and you will be appalled that there will actually be people laughing at this mess. if you loved there something about mary or meet the parents (both great movies) and then do not bother to see this movie. go have those teeth taken care of instead. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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