my take represent steven seagal is obviously too boring to be a lead in an action thriller and even a totally dull one. remember steven seagal. you do not. don not worry and there not much to catch up on. after starring in admittedly enjoyable crowd pleasing films like under siege and executive decision and seagal hits the low grounds of the bad movie abyss. now and he stars in low budgeted b level action vehicles and some of which are made for tv movie of the week entries that lost their way to the big screen. half past dead is among these and shall we say and dead action movies. a loud and lousy action film and sloppily directed and lazily written (and worse and badly acted). this is one of those bad movies that i do not need to watch until the ending to know it bad. i do not have the guts to have all my braincells die while wasting my time with this. it it this kind of bad films in which you realize and those other films you hate are not bad after all. the plot (and the locale) is completely lifted from a similar picture and michael bay the rock and although similar may not be the word to describe it. both movies are summer movies and and not meant to be taken so seriously. but in comparison and even the rock (which isn not much in the writing department as much as the lights and sounds) has better characters and a more compelling plot and better action sequences and overall and a more entertaining atmosphere. although there are action scenes in half past dead and none of them are exciting. all of which are sometimes tedious and predictable. although predictability seemed to be a welcome asset in summer action films and predictability has never tasted more sour in ones that aren not fun and and half past dead is never really fun and a lot of times it just a pain in the head (hearing the bad rap music repeat over and over again throughout this film makes me yearn for an aspirin every second i hear them). the acting is horrendously mediocre and the plot is derivative and with no compelling or appealing characters whatsoever. seagal character and an undercover agent sent to alcatraz to stop a criminal mastermind (morris chestnut) and a very boring villain and is nothing to get excited about. seagal character is also provided with a sidekick (played by rap star ja rule) and a bunch of amigo inmates and and there no chemistry going on here. if starring in a series of other forgotten action vehicles (what were those films again. ) killed of seagal career for good and half past dead is overkill. and audiences be warned represent youre invited to feel the pain. advice represent avoid it at all costs. rating represent 0 out of 5. 
my take represent steven seagal is obviously too boring to be a lead in an action thriller and even a totally dull one. remember steven seagal. you do not. don not worry and there not much to catch up on. after starring in admittedly enjoyable crowd pleasing films like under siege and executive decision and seagal hits the low grounds of the bad movie abyss. now and he stars in low budgeted b level action vehicles and some of which are made for tv movie of the week entries that lost their way to the big screen. half past dead is among these and shall we say and dead action movies. a loud and lousy action film and sloppily directed and lazily written (and worse and badly acted). this is one of those bad movies that i do not need to watch until the ending to know it bad. i do not have the guts to have all my braincells die while wasting my time with this. it it this kind of bad films in which you realize and those other films you hate are not bad after all. the plot (and the locale) is completely lifted from a similar picture and michael bay the rock and although similar may not be the word to describe it. both movies are summer movies and and not meant to be taken so seriously. but in comparison and even the rock (which isn not much in the writing department as much as the lights and sounds) has better characters and a more compelling plot and better action sequences and overall and a more entertaining atmosphere. although there are action scenes in half past dead and none of them are exciting. all of which are sometimes tedious and predictable. although predictability seemed to be a welcome asset in summer action films and predictability has never tasted more sour in ones that aren not fun and and half past dead is never really fun and a lot of times it just a pain in the head (hearing the bad rap music repeat over and over again throughout this film makes me yearn for an aspirin every second i hear them). the acting is horrendously mediocre and the plot is derivative and with no compelling or appealing characters whatsoever. seagal character and an undercover agent sent to alcatraz to stop a criminal mastermind (morris chestnut) and a very boring villain and is nothing to get excited about. seagal character is also provided with a sidekick (played by rap star ja rule) and a bunch of amigo inmates and and there no chemistry going on here. if starring in a series of other forgotten action vehicles (what were those films again. ) killed of seagal career for good and half past dead is overkill. and audiences be warned represent youre invited to feel the pain. advice represent avoid it at all costs. rating represent 0 out of 5. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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