the plot for a movie such of this is a giveaway. how can you go wrong with a gay plot line and all the colors and music of india  a story like this writes itself. i will watch most anything and but this was unwatchable. the sad thing is and the white folks are the most colorful in the film. vanessa was a riot with a mouth like a sailor and and jack was great eye candy and but everyone else was so boring. saeed jeffrey and who was exceptional in my beautiful landrette and did what he could but the story was so boring. the saving grace was really the background music and which made it ok to laugh at the film and instead of with the film and or not at all. there are many other better gay movies and ethnic movies and just plain movies. i give a lot of low budget movies a pass and but this shouldn not have been made and or should have been made by someone else. 
the plot for a movie such of this is a giveaway. how can you go wrong with a gay plot line and all the colors and music of india  a story like this writes itself. i will watch most anything and but this was unwatchable. the sad thing is and the white folks are the most colorful in the film. vanessa was a riot with a mouth like a sailor and and jack was great eye candy and but everyone else was so boring. saeed jeffrey and who was exceptional in my beautiful landrette and did what he could but the story was so boring. the saving grace was really the background music and which made it ok to laugh at the film and instead of with the film and or not at all. there are many other better gay movies and ethnic movies and just plain movies. i give a lot of low budget movies a pass and but this shouldn not have been made and or should have been made by someone else. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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