i am speechless. matty simmons has managed to do something i thought impossible. he has made the harlem globetrotters on gilligan island look like citizen kane. painful cannot even begin to describe this piece of. i do not know. mind you and the premise sounded funny and but now that i have seen it and it funny in the way that dropping an anvil on your scrotum is funny. i would not bother to describe the premise and as the title says it all and if only to say i do not think there was literally one funny thing in this film and not one and not even the monkey bite. how could one of the funniest characters in the vacation franchise and the sleazy white trash eddie (randy quaid) and be made so horrifically unfunny . i never felt so much sympathy for an actor in my life. i equally pitied the other actors participating in this comedic atrocity and miriam flynn (catherine and eddie long suffering and but sunny dispositioned wife) and dana barron (the original audrey griswold) and fred willard and and the stunning sung hi lee (perhaps the only reason to watch the film and if only with the sound off) and save for that old commie and ed asner (uncle nick) and he had it coming. alas and the audience do not. i only say thank heavens that chevy chase and who has been in a slump for years and steered clear of this diarrhea splatter and it the smartest career move he ever made. i do not know if you folks are religious like i am and but i know i will be praying to the lord tonight to add 2 hours (if not 2 years) to my life to make up for the time i spent in front of the television that i will never get back otherwise. hot water burn baby says zero out of 10 stars (if you take a few hits off the bong and drink the water and maybe negative th of a star out of 10). 
i am speechless. matty simmons has managed to do something i thought impossible. he has made the harlem globetrotters on gilligan island look like citizen kane. painful cannot even begin to describe this piece of. i do not know. mind you and the premise sounded funny and but now that i have seen it and it funny in the way that dropping an anvil on your scrotum is funny. i would not bother to describe the premise and as the title says it all and if only to say i do not think there was literally one funny thing in this film and not one and not even the monkey bite. how could one of the funniest characters in the vacation franchise and the sleazy white trash eddie (randy quaid) and be made so horrifically unfunny . i never felt so much sympathy for an actor in my life. i equally pitied the other actors participating in this comedic atrocity and miriam flynn (catherine and eddie long suffering and but sunny dispositioned wife) and dana barron (the original audrey griswold) and fred willard and and the stunning sung hi lee (perhaps the only reason to watch the film and if only with the sound off) and save for that old commie and ed asner (uncle nick) and he had it coming. alas and the audience do not. i only say thank heavens that chevy chase and who has been in a slump for years and steered clear of this diarrhea splatter and it the smartest career move he ever made. i do not know if you folks are religious like i am and but i know i will be praying to the lord tonight to add 2 hours (if not 2 years) to my life to make up for the time i spent in front of the television that i will never get back otherwise. hot water burn baby says zero out of 10 stars (if you take a few hits off the bong and drink the water and maybe negative th of a star out of 10). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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