so i give it one star for true quality and but i would give it an eight and a half for sheer enjoyability. an incredibly strange hybrid of sex comedy and vigilante thriller and young warriors is just the sort of bad movie you usually hope to find when poking around the video fringe and yet so rarely do. it starts off with about half an hour of wacky hi jinx and sex jokes and and juvenile shenanigans (including an olive in the martini joke that has to be seen not to be believed). then the main character younger sister gets gang raped by a bunch of swarthy bikers (an objectionable scene that keeps me from giving this a 10 for entertainment value  rape is not entertainment. ) and and the main character gets the rest of his sex crazed frat brothers to help him in a quest to clean up the city and find the responsible bikers and and kill anybody slightly criminal they run into along the way. it hilarious and non stop fun and apart from the very unpleasant rape scene and and is essential viewing to any serious bad movie fan. trust me  i have put my time in on these things and and this is one of the best. highlights include a wonderful visit to the library and a great flickering slo mo shootout in a sleazy bar (with a shot of a guy blowing his own foot off that pretty impressive) and a couple of decent slumming actors (richard roundtree and ernest borgnine) and a couple of semi famous recognizable faces (lynda day george and scream queen linnea quigley) and and a couple of relatives of famous people (chuck norris brother mike and van patten clan member james). it even has one of those great what have we become. type morality lesson endings and although the turning point comes when the vigilante fratboys gun down a couple of kids robbing a store with a toy gun. i have always wondered why that was the catalyst that got the hero thinking while after all and whether they were kids and not hardened criminals and and whether they had a real gun or not and they were in fact still robbing a store and so as far as i can tell and it was just another job well done for our vigilante frat boys and right. wonderful stuff. highly recommended and just do not blame me when you enjoy it despite yourself. 
so i give it one star for true quality and but i would give it an eight and a half for sheer enjoyability. an incredibly strange hybrid of sex comedy and vigilante thriller and young warriors is just the sort of bad movie you usually hope to find when poking around the video fringe and yet so rarely do. it starts off with about half an hour of wacky hi jinx and sex jokes and and juvenile shenanigans (including an olive in the martini joke that has to be seen not to be believed). then the main character younger sister gets gang raped by a bunch of swarthy bikers (an objectionable scene that keeps me from giving this a 10 for entertainment value  rape is not entertainment. ) and and the main character gets the rest of his sex crazed frat brothers to help him in a quest to clean up the city and find the responsible bikers and and kill anybody slightly criminal they run into along the way. it hilarious and non stop fun and apart from the very unpleasant rape scene and and is essential viewing to any serious bad movie fan. trust me  i have put my time in on these things and and this is one of the best. highlights include a wonderful visit to the library and a great flickering slo mo shootout in a sleazy bar (with a shot of a guy blowing his own foot off that pretty impressive) and a couple of decent slumming actors (richard roundtree and ernest borgnine) and a couple of semi famous recognizable faces (lynda day george and scream queen linnea quigley) and and a couple of relatives of famous people (chuck norris brother mike and van patten clan member james). it even has one of those great what have we become. type morality lesson endings and although the turning point comes when the vigilante fratboys gun down a couple of kids robbing a store with a toy gun. i have always wondered why that was the catalyst that got the hero thinking while after all and whether they were kids and not hardened criminals and and whether they had a real gun or not and they were in fact still robbing a store and so as far as i can tell and it was just another job well done for our vigilante frat boys and right. wonderful stuff. highly recommended and just do not blame me when you enjoy it despite yourself. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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