i have seen some bad things in my time. a half dead cow trying to get out of waist high mud while a head on collision between two cars while a thousand plates smashing on a kitchen floor while human beings living like animals. but never in my life have i seen anything as bad as the cat in the hat. this film is worse than 911 and worse than hitler and worse than vllad the impaler and worse than people who put kittens in microwaves. it is the most disturbing film of all time and easy. i used to think it was a joke and some elaborate joke and that mike myers was maybe a high cocaine sniffing drug addled betting junkie who lost a bet or something. i shudder. 
i have seen some bad things in my time. a half dead cow trying to get out of waist high mud while a head on collision between two cars while a thousand plates smashing on a kitchen floor while human beings living like animals. but never in my life have i seen anything as bad as the cat in the hat. this film is worse than 911 and worse than hitler and worse than vllad the impaler and worse than people who put kittens in microwaves. it is the most disturbing film of all time and easy. i used to think it was a joke and some elaborate joke and that mike myers was maybe a high cocaine sniffing drug addled betting junkie who lost a bet or something. i shudder. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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        print "This is a semantically negative review."
