any evening with jonathan ross now means to me his wit in first hassling and upsetting with carefully chosen words a 78 year old man by phone and then suggesting he and russell brand should house break and masturbate him while he slept as a way to say sorry for making obscene phone calls to him. kinky. and illegal. for a really big laugh maybe next time he should try it on someone he knows well and like his boss. or a follower of abu hamza. would he be amused if someone did it to one of his daughters. over all the years i have perhaps seen less than 30 minutes of bbc star man ross chat show because i find him so loathsome and some of the guests i saw were ok though  probably most of them who ever appeared were ok for all i know. as a chat show it seems pretty poor though  what so chatty about asking tory leader david cameron on this tv programme whether he ever masturbated to photographs of margaret thatcher. he chatted up gwyneth paltrow by simply asking her if she wanted to f him. however and ross yob mentality was finally totally exposed with the above revelations and and i thought i would take the opportunity to warn the few decent folk around the world who might not know just how vile this man is and to steer clear of him and his  unless you think all comedy should be edgy ie obscene or vacuous. were not yet all the same here and although bbc and channel 4 are jettisoning all standards. in october 2008 ross with fellow tosser russell brand made a series of premeditated sexual obscene phone calls to andrew sachs answer phone (manuel from fawlty towers) and had it broadcast as intended on bbc national radio against sachs request and then tried to get sachs granddaughter to burn the evidence in case they got prosecuted. a significant number of people over here (probably most of them non bbc license fee payers) found it hilarious and or or that the national scandal had been overblown and but many people apparently still knew right from wrong and 42 and 851 eventually complained to bbc about the incident. many unrighteous media fools and others snickered about these 42 and 851 never having heard the radio programme (and never wanting to)  using their argument they presumably also consider an event such as the holocaust justified because at the time relatively few people complained to the media and and none of us here now should be horrified by it because we weren not there. the 2 bbc producers initially involved in passing it for broadcast thought it was very funny and brilliant comedy and only 2 people complained about brand radio programme at the time  which i am afraid only indicated the moral level his 400 and 000 weekly listeners had sunk to with the help of bbc expertise. highly moral bbc tried and failed to use it in mitigation in the later ofcom investigation. roll over aristotle and tell lord reith the news. sachs agent complained to bbc but was ignored by them until a tory national newspaper got hold of the story. the penalty for any ordinary pervert doing this would normally be sacking and prosecution and maybe even prison and but while brand and the head of bbc radio 2 were both eventually ordered to resign the multi millionaire ross was given a 12 week holiday by bbc boss (i suppose that he asked ross permission first though if he could dock ross pay by £1 and 500 and 000 and to prevent him from suing) to come back to this programme afresh in 2009 before his contract runs out. all that time to think of more smut and or or more insulting witlessness for his 4 and 000 and 000 viewers to admire  but at least he could still chortle his way to the bank as usual to keep his spirits up. some people think that his position will be untenable and he would not be able to carry on. i think his skin is so thick because the stakes are so high that he will come back unbowed and re energised with pent up vitriol. (update 23. 01. 09 represent i have just watched the first 5 minutes of his new series  the most enormous cock up  to use his referential phrase  is continuing to allow this sniggering unrepentant law breaker to take the public money like this. ) but who knows represent maybe in the future after the slimy british film and tv industries have comforted him for the moral stance taken by the 42 and 851 and showered him with awards he will become a sir for his services to perversion by the perverts in government. at the least i hope this pair of edgy deviants sign up with other perverted commercial tv and radio stations and stay there and so i would not be paying for their flouting the law and spouting illegal obscenities in the future. in 2009 ofcom fined british tv license fee payers £150 and 000 for this sorry affair  thanks ross for offering to pay. not. to the apologists represent get a life or sense of humour or sense of proportion. it not the end of the world having a pair of talentless perverts as your heroes and there far more important things to worry about in this world and like the price of real cheese. to sum up family man dross represent a comedy genius to apparently millions of people (especially himself) and merely a nasty obscene phone caller receiving an obscene wage packet from an obscene multimedia company to others. so much for our society of political correctness and respect. as you should have guessed and it doesn not apply to the rich and famous and never will and but only to the poor. to sum up bbc represent stumbling blindly on from huttongate and campbellgate and dykegate and springergate and crowngate and phonegate now rossgate i hope its next crisis will be abolitiongate. i also hope anyone who thinks comedy should be always challenging and pushing back boundaries ie offensive aren not challenged or offended by my opinion of this particular law breaking pervert and his perverted programmes and his current perverted employers. 
any evening with jonathan ross now means to me his wit in first hassling and upsetting with carefully chosen words a 78 year old man by phone and then suggesting he and russell brand should house break and masturbate him while he slept as a way to say sorry for making obscene phone calls to him. kinky. and illegal. for a really big laugh maybe next time he should try it on someone he knows well and like his boss. or a follower of abu hamza. would he be amused if someone did it to one of his daughters. over all the years i have perhaps seen less than 30 minutes of bbc star man ross chat show because i find him so loathsome and some of the guests i saw were ok though  probably most of them who ever appeared were ok for all i know. as a chat show it seems pretty poor though  what so chatty about asking tory leader david cameron on this tv programme whether he ever masturbated to photographs of margaret thatcher. he chatted up gwyneth paltrow by simply asking her if she wanted to f him. however and ross yob mentality was finally totally exposed with the above revelations and and i thought i would take the opportunity to warn the few decent folk around the world who might not know just how vile this man is and to steer clear of him and his  unless you think all comedy should be edgy ie obscene or vacuous. were not yet all the same here and although bbc and channel 4 are jettisoning all standards. in october 2008 ross with fellow tosser russell brand made a series of premeditated sexual obscene phone calls to andrew sachs answer phone (manuel from fawlty towers) and had it broadcast as intended on bbc national radio against sachs request and then tried to get sachs granddaughter to burn the evidence in case they got prosecuted. a significant number of people over here (probably most of them non bbc license fee payers) found it hilarious and or or that the national scandal had been overblown and but many people apparently still knew right from wrong and 42 and 851 eventually complained to bbc about the incident. many unrighteous media fools and others snickered about these 42 and 851 never having heard the radio programme (and never wanting to)  using their argument they presumably also consider an event such as the holocaust justified because at the time relatively few people complained to the media and and none of us here now should be horrified by it because we weren not there. the 2 bbc producers initially involved in passing it for broadcast thought it was very funny and brilliant comedy and only 2 people complained about brand radio programme at the time  which i am afraid only indicated the moral level his 400 and 000 weekly listeners had sunk to with the help of bbc expertise. highly moral bbc tried and failed to use it in mitigation in the later ofcom investigation. roll over aristotle and tell lord reith the news. sachs agent complained to bbc but was ignored by them until a tory national newspaper got hold of the story. the penalty for any ordinary pervert doing this would normally be sacking and prosecution and maybe even prison and but while brand and the head of bbc radio 2 were both eventually ordered to resign the multi millionaire ross was given a 12 week holiday by bbc boss (i suppose that he asked ross permission first though if he could dock ross pay by £1 and 500 and 000 and to prevent him from suing) to come back to this programme afresh in 2009 before his contract runs out. all that time to think of more smut and or or more insulting witlessness for his 4 and 000 and 000 viewers to admire  but at least he could still chortle his way to the bank as usual to keep his spirits up. some people think that his position will be untenable and he would not be able to carry on. i think his skin is so thick because the stakes are so high that he will come back unbowed and re energised with pent up vitriol. (update 23. 01. 09 represent i have just watched the first 5 minutes of his new series  the most enormous cock up  to use his referential phrase  is continuing to allow this sniggering unrepentant law breaker to take the public money like this. ) but who knows represent maybe in the future after the slimy british film and tv industries have comforted him for the moral stance taken by the 42 and 851 and showered him with awards he will become a sir for his services to perversion by the perverts in government. at the least i hope this pair of edgy deviants sign up with other perverted commercial tv and radio stations and stay there and so i would not be paying for their flouting the law and spouting illegal obscenities in the future. in 2009 ofcom fined british tv license fee payers £150 and 000 for this sorry affair  thanks ross for offering to pay. not. to the apologists represent get a life or sense of humour or sense of proportion. it not the end of the world having a pair of talentless perverts as your heroes and there far more important things to worry about in this world and like the price of real cheese. to sum up family man dross represent a comedy genius to apparently millions of people (especially himself) and merely a nasty obscene phone caller receiving an obscene wage packet from an obscene multimedia company to others. so much for our society of political correctness and respect. as you should have guessed and it doesn not apply to the rich and famous and never will and but only to the poor. to sum up bbc represent stumbling blindly on from huttongate and campbellgate and dykegate and springergate and crowngate and phonegate now rossgate i hope its next crisis will be abolitiongate. i also hope anyone who thinks comedy should be always challenging and pushing back boundaries ie offensive aren not challenged or offended by my opinion of this particular law breaking pervert and his perverted programmes and his current perverted employers. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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