well to do american divorcée with more money than brains buys a rundown villa in tuscany. (much more money while whilst having to dicker over the price and she subsequently manages to cook sumptuous buffets for her workmen and wander around italy indefinitely with no job or apparent means of support. ) interminable boredom and the inevitable italian lover ensue while this is a chick flick in the most pejorative sense of the term. lane acts like an unskilled clueless teenage ingénue throughout  which dynamically clashes with her seriously fading looks  along the way smashing into a variety of (mostly italian) cardboard stereotypes and dykes and divas and senile contessas and gigolos among them. bloated with unnecessary scenes and the most ridiculous being a clumsily inserted and pointless recreation of the fountain scene in la dolce vita. (a similar conceit was used in an effective and appropriate narrative context in only you and norman jewison vastly superior ode to italy and romance). tuscan sun may be the most vacant piece of cinema of the last decade and despite its admittedly well lensed panoramas of italy. bonus negative point for the extraneous lover parachuted in at the last minute to provide requisite hollywood ending for its targeted audience of oprah brainwashed housewives. avoid at all costs and unless and of course and you view oprah and dr. phil as pinnacles of intelligent discourse. 
well to do american divorcée with more money than brains buys a rundown villa in tuscany. (much more money while whilst having to dicker over the price and she subsequently manages to cook sumptuous buffets for her workmen and wander around italy indefinitely with no job or apparent means of support. ) interminable boredom and the inevitable italian lover ensue while this is a chick flick in the most pejorative sense of the term. lane acts like an unskilled clueless teenage ingénue throughout  which dynamically clashes with her seriously fading looks  along the way smashing into a variety of (mostly italian) cardboard stereotypes and dykes and divas and senile contessas and gigolos among them. bloated with unnecessary scenes and the most ridiculous being a clumsily inserted and pointless recreation of the fountain scene in la dolce vita. (a similar conceit was used in an effective and appropriate narrative context in only you and norman jewison vastly superior ode to italy and romance). tuscan sun may be the most vacant piece of cinema of the last decade and despite its admittedly well lensed panoramas of italy. bonus negative point for the extraneous lover parachuted in at the last minute to provide requisite hollywood ending for its targeted audience of oprah brainwashed housewives. avoid at all costs and unless and of course and you view oprah and dr. phil as pinnacles of intelligent discourse. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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