there are times when and less than halfway through a movie and i start to wonder what the creators were thinking that made them decide not to burn every reel of footage and instead release a movie that has no real merit of any kind. and i mean any kind. this movie doesn not even hold up as made for cable porn. in fact and heaven tears is completely and utterly boring and and at times a bit disturbing in its naivete. the girl and who is and as i recall and eighteen and masturbates while thinking of an older nazi who hit her with a car the bumping into her in the hall as a way of introducing ourselves syndrome from sitcoms and robert zemekis films. then and on their second or third meeting get this he is the shy one and the one who is resistant to the girl sexual advances and and yet and all she has to say is and i am old enough. i am want to and and he takes her to bed. then and after sleeping with this girl he hardly knows and he feels completed and as if he could die right there in the bed with her and he would have lived a full life. it like lolita without a shred of social and personal commentary. the cinematography is the most boring part of the movie. no interesting angles or originality at all and not even for the sex scenes and which are supposed to be the main draw for these kinds of movies. the masturbation scene is just a camera circling the girl bed (very fake looking and as if it on a stage) and and it interspliced with her fantasy of the man taking a shower in a waterfall. the i am completed scene is just a close up of the girl right side (head down to her breasts) with the guy on top of her and and it the same shot for the whole time and even though there are repetitious cuts to a fairly unrelated scene of the nazi older sister and who has some kind of incestuous crush on him (she ridiculous and silly and so it doesn not matter). i think the whole thing lasts five to ten minutes and and it neither enlightening nor arousing. 
there are times when and less than halfway through a movie and i start to wonder what the creators were thinking that made them decide not to burn every reel of footage and instead release a movie that has no real merit of any kind. and i mean any kind. this movie doesn not even hold up as made for cable porn. in fact and heaven tears is completely and utterly boring and and at times a bit disturbing in its naivete. the girl and who is and as i recall and eighteen and masturbates while thinking of an older nazi who hit her with a car the bumping into her in the hall as a way of introducing ourselves syndrome from sitcoms and robert zemekis films. then and on their second or third meeting get this he is the shy one and the one who is resistant to the girl sexual advances and and yet and all she has to say is and i am old enough. i am want to and and he takes her to bed. then and after sleeping with this girl he hardly knows and he feels completed and as if he could die right there in the bed with her and he would have lived a full life. it like lolita without a shred of social and personal commentary. the cinematography is the most boring part of the movie. no interesting angles or originality at all and not even for the sex scenes and which are supposed to be the main draw for these kinds of movies. the masturbation scene is just a camera circling the girl bed (very fake looking and as if it on a stage) and and it interspliced with her fantasy of the man taking a shower in a waterfall. the i am completed scene is just a close up of the girl right side (head down to her breasts) with the guy on top of her and and it the same shot for the whole time and even though there are repetitious cuts to a fairly unrelated scene of the nazi older sister and who has some kind of incestuous crush on him (she ridiculous and silly and so it doesn not matter). i think the whole thing lasts five to ten minutes and and it neither enlightening nor arousing. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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