the two leads and an englishman and an aussie filming an american civil war story in romania and have not the slightest spark between them and are utterly unbelievable as lovers and and wholly unsympathetic. there is no story and no characterization and virtually nothing to keep the eyelids separated during this interminable bore fest. renee zelwegger and also hopelessly miscast and practically chews the fence posts and but at least watching her embarrass herself provides some comic relief. nicole kidman is a decade too old for the role and has not the slightest idea what going on. jude law moron role could have been played equally as well by any of the romanian extras. the only requirement is to wander about the forest looking stupid while watching a parade of guest stars steal the show. not that it mattered and because all of the guest star roles were completely unnecessary as they did not advance the so called plot by one iota. and as if all that wasn not enough and the auteur felt it necessary to throw in some spinning and whirling and kung fu jumping off horses. what was that about. 
the two leads and an englishman and an aussie filming an american civil war story in romania and have not the slightest spark between them and are utterly unbelievable as lovers and and wholly unsympathetic. there is no story and no characterization and virtually nothing to keep the eyelids separated during this interminable bore fest. renee zelwegger and also hopelessly miscast and practically chews the fence posts and but at least watching her embarrass herself provides some comic relief. nicole kidman is a decade too old for the role and has not the slightest idea what going on. jude law moron role could have been played equally as well by any of the romanian extras. the only requirement is to wander about the forest looking stupid while watching a parade of guest stars steal the show. not that it mattered and because all of the guest star roles were completely unnecessary as they did not advance the so called plot by one iota. and as if all that wasn not enough and the auteur felt it necessary to throw in some spinning and whirling and kung fu jumping off horses. what was that about. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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