i really do not think it necessary that i write a review on a movie with a title as derisory as snake island and but even in the abstract confines of its own genre and this hit a new low and so my anger must be known. the only reason why i even bothered to watch this unbelievably bad movie is because i knew it was going to be bad and it was really late at night and i could not sleep and and in the past and really bad movies would drain the energy out of me and make me long for slumber. it became very quickly very early on that this movie was going to be awful and but it condescended below even those expectations. the movie was directed and written by wayne crawford and who also stars in the movie as a tourist guide on the african river and who ends up having to strand his team on a remote island called snake island until another boat comes down to pick them up. they hang out and get drunk and and then become subject to the onslaught of poisonous snakes who are on a mission to purge their island of human beings. if your jaw dropped at the last sentence of my second paragraph and do not bother to reread it and you got it right the first time. frankly and i prefer my creature features when the creature(s) just attack the nonsensically dumb humans out of hunger and not because they have some kind of a mission. these aren not mutant snakes. theyre not giants like what you see in anaconda. theyre just ordinary and everyday african snakes like mambas and vipersonly they have the brains to form armies and take up causes and work together to trap people and understand our language and and even dance. did your draw drop again. well and it going to drop further. amount midway through this awful b movie and about the part where i would already given up and the human characters start drinking around a campfire and then all of a sudden and they break down into some kind of an orgy. and while they dance nude and such and the snakes hunting them all of a sudden stop and start jamming along to it. the combination of this scene and the scene where we discover that snakes and some the most roguish creatures on the planet and have formed an alliance against human beings for some oddball reason and proved just too much for my poor brain. and just when i though the filmmakers couldn not take it to an even lower level and the snakes started to sing. the people in the movie. well and let just say that never before have i rooted for the creatures to kill everybody off so quickly. i just could not stand it any longer. i really do not think i need to keep going on while you get the picture. if there is anything that makes snake island any different from its other rivals and it that it does dare to try to be even dumber and that not a complimentary achievement. whyjust whyi continue to subject myself to these really bad movies and i guess i will never really know. but snake island hits a brand new low. it a cheap and trashy excuse for a motion picture that makes anaconda and a brainless snake movie and look as brilliant and sophisticated and thrilling as steven spielberg jaws. you have been warned. 
i really do not think it necessary that i write a review on a movie with a title as derisory as snake island and but even in the abstract confines of its own genre and this hit a new low and so my anger must be known. the only reason why i even bothered to watch this unbelievably bad movie is because i knew it was going to be bad and it was really late at night and i could not sleep and and in the past and really bad movies would drain the energy out of me and make me long for slumber. it became very quickly very early on that this movie was going to be awful and but it condescended below even those expectations. the movie was directed and written by wayne crawford and who also stars in the movie as a tourist guide on the african river and who ends up having to strand his team on a remote island called snake island until another boat comes down to pick them up. they hang out and get drunk and and then become subject to the onslaught of poisonous snakes who are on a mission to purge their island of human beings. if your jaw dropped at the last sentence of my second paragraph and do not bother to reread it and you got it right the first time. frankly and i prefer my creature features when the creature(s) just attack the nonsensically dumb humans out of hunger and not because they have some kind of a mission. these aren not mutant snakes. theyre not giants like what you see in anaconda. theyre just ordinary and everyday african snakes like mambas and vipersonly they have the brains to form armies and take up causes and work together to trap people and understand our language and and even dance. did your draw drop again. well and it going to drop further. amount midway through this awful b movie and about the part where i would already given up and the human characters start drinking around a campfire and then all of a sudden and they break down into some kind of an orgy. and while they dance nude and such and the snakes hunting them all of a sudden stop and start jamming along to it. the combination of this scene and the scene where we discover that snakes and some the most roguish creatures on the planet and have formed an alliance against human beings for some oddball reason and proved just too much for my poor brain. and just when i though the filmmakers couldn not take it to an even lower level and the snakes started to sing. the people in the movie. well and let just say that never before have i rooted for the creatures to kill everybody off so quickly. i just could not stand it any longer. i really do not think i need to keep going on while you get the picture. if there is anything that makes snake island any different from its other rivals and it that it does dare to try to be even dumber and that not a complimentary achievement. whyjust whyi continue to subject myself to these really bad movies and i guess i will never really know. but snake island hits a brand new low. it a cheap and trashy excuse for a motion picture that makes anaconda and a brainless snake movie and look as brilliant and sophisticated and thrilling as steven spielberg jaws. you have been warned. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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