can not believe that bostock cup isn not available on a proper video or dvd yet. i have only seen it once and on a dodgy copy taken off the tv and despite not being a footy fan (at all and ) thought it was one of the funniest things i have ever seen. the famous sloping pitch of wherever it was and the clueless coach driver (ponty this and ponty that and i will take the next exit) and the pointless plot while it all added up to aching sides. being stuck in the us i am desperate for some good british humour but not quite enough to spend the amount that the production company are asking for. c amon and get it out on kosher dvd pronto. 
can not believe that bostock cup isn not available on a proper video or dvd yet. i have only seen it once and on a dodgy copy taken off the tv and despite not being a footy fan (at all and ) thought it was one of the funniest things i have ever seen. the famous sloping pitch of wherever it was and the clueless coach driver (ponty this and ponty that and i will take the next exit) and the pointless plot while it all added up to aching sides. being stuck in the us i am desperate for some good british humour but not quite enough to spend the amount that the production company are asking for. c amon and get it out on kosher dvd pronto. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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