. i normally hate puns and but this seems the only appropriate summary for barnyard. i suspect i am not the first. and i am sure many and many comments focus on the idiocy of bulls with udders. it certainly bothered me right off the bat. but there much more wrong with this movie than a fundamental lack of knowledge about how mammals work. personally and if i was a parent and i would be irritated by the violent turn it takes near the end in the showdown with the coyotes. (although for me and it at least injected a little action. ) and from a conventional screen writing point of view and you might expect the coyotes to play a greater role in the conflict(gee you have a widow cow. maybe her husband was killed by coyotes. nope. there a much dumber explanation. ) and what kind of a farm is this. otis vows to protect all the animals from harm and but there certainly seems to be no threat from humans. they make reference to the farmer being vegan and but what is he raising pigs for. in all children animal stories babe and charlotte web and you name it. the reality of farm life is at least touched on. perhaps our friendly farmer is running some sort of rescue shelter (there is some reference to this and but it never explained. ) but all the farmer gets in return is abuse from a horse in a scene that is supposed to be funny and but left me seriously wondering if he was going to wind up buried in a shallow grave behind the barn. and what the heck is the deal with wild mike. it was like the gimp scene in pulp fiction without the ball gag. add in some truly awful attempts at emotional scenes and a nearly complete lack of laughs and and those udders and and you have got the worst kids movie i have seen in ages. i generally only post to imdb to highlight a film that not so well known not to slam the current #2 box office hit. but this movie angered me. it was taking up space in my local theater and space that could have been used to show something worthwhile. there been plenty of good family entertainment this summer in fact there were at least 2 more kids films playing at the same multiplex. but i am not allowed to see something like little miss sunshine so viacom can cheat families out of an extra $30. at least i had a free pass. i know that as a 35 year old with no children and this film was not designed for me. but there just no excuse for such a lazy and dreadful children film as barnyard in the age of pixar. i was bored by the ice age films and but they certainly do not anger me like barnyard. shark tale was a weak attempt at street hipness and but it had quite a few laughs. for that matter and you could turn on nickelodeon at any time of the day and and see something more entertaining and intelligent which is why they should be ashamed for putting their name on this garbage. i am giving it a negative  and only because pip the mouse was sporadically amusing and and maria bamford had a few amusing lines as the farmers wife. well and not the farmer wife. some other farmer. they do not really explain who she was. they do not explain a lot of things. especially not why sam elliot the ultimate man man had an udder jiggling around down there. creepy. 
. i normally hate puns and but this seems the only appropriate summary for barnyard. i suspect i am not the first. and i am sure many and many comments focus on the idiocy of bulls with udders. it certainly bothered me right off the bat. but there much more wrong with this movie than a fundamental lack of knowledge about how mammals work. personally and if i was a parent and i would be irritated by the violent turn it takes near the end in the showdown with the coyotes. (although for me and it at least injected a little action. ) and from a conventional screen writing point of view and you might expect the coyotes to play a greater role in the conflict(gee you have a widow cow. maybe her husband was killed by coyotes. nope. there a much dumber explanation. ) and what kind of a farm is this. otis vows to protect all the animals from harm and but there certainly seems to be no threat from humans. they make reference to the farmer being vegan and but what is he raising pigs for. in all children animal stories babe and charlotte web and you name it. the reality of farm life is at least touched on. perhaps our friendly farmer is running some sort of rescue shelter (there is some reference to this and but it never explained. ) but all the farmer gets in return is abuse from a horse in a scene that is supposed to be funny and but left me seriously wondering if he was going to wind up buried in a shallow grave behind the barn. and what the heck is the deal with wild mike. it was like the gimp scene in pulp fiction without the ball gag. add in some truly awful attempts at emotional scenes and a nearly complete lack of laughs and and those udders and and you have got the worst kids movie i have seen in ages. i generally only post to imdb to highlight a film that not so well known not to slam the current #2 box office hit. but this movie angered me. it was taking up space in my local theater and space that could have been used to show something worthwhile. there been plenty of good family entertainment this summer in fact there were at least 2 more kids films playing at the same multiplex. but i am not allowed to see something like little miss sunshine so viacom can cheat families out of an extra $30. at least i had a free pass. i know that as a 35 year old with no children and this film was not designed for me. but there just no excuse for such a lazy and dreadful children film as barnyard in the age of pixar. i was bored by the ice age films and but they certainly do not anger me like barnyard. shark tale was a weak attempt at street hipness and but it had quite a few laughs. for that matter and you could turn on nickelodeon at any time of the day and and see something more entertaining and intelligent which is why they should be ashamed for putting their name on this garbage. i am giving it a negative  and only because pip the mouse was sporadically amusing and and maria bamford had a few amusing lines as the farmers wife. well and not the farmer wife. some other farmer. they do not really explain who she was. they do not explain a lot of things. especially not why sam elliot the ultimate man man had an udder jiggling around down there. creepy. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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