now i have seen it all. just when i thought it couldn not get any more pathetic and cheesy than woodchipper massacre and just when i thought dialogue and acting couldn not get worse than nail gun massacre and just when i thought don not go in the woods would retain its title as lousiest slasher film ever and along comes the last slumber party. somehow and this cheap and wretched manure manages to avoid lewdness and but it remains terrible. i couldn not believe my eyes for once i can not complain about excessive (or in this case and any) nudity in a slasher film and but it still managed to make me crimson with embarrassment for renting it. never before have i seen such horrible acting and dialect and direction and writing and . i could go on forever with this list. here a quick run down representa mental patient somehow escapes from the loony bin and dresses up like a surgeon and somehow finds out where his doctor lives and and breaks in while the doctor daughter is having friends over for the night. then begins the most stupid killing spree (ripped off from other movies such as slumber party massacre and halloween) this side of the universe. the characters have negative iqs and which suggests they are not human. then again and i guess they are not and since they have the tendency to bleed kool aid when they get cut and as the slasher likes to show use when he holds up his scapel to the camera in way too many scenes. it is only 80 minutes. how many times must we look at that scapel like that before it consumes the whole movie. which i suppose do not be all that bad of an idea in this case. there is one moment where i thought maybe and just maybe and the director would make it interesting (a second killer was added) and but alas. it was not to be. and then to insult even further and there is a stupid super cop out sub ending and an even stupider final conclusion. that probably doesn not make a whole lot of sense and but i would hate to give away the dumbest few scenes in movie history to those two or three fools (like me) dumb enough to rent this sewage. i sure hope that and by writing this and i have saved 80 minutes of someone life. i get on my hands and knees to beg anyone still thinking about renting this represent please and please and please dont. this is a fan of the slasher genre talking while i know what is good for you. the only real victims in this rattlebrained and asinine nonsense are the poor morons that have sat through the whole toilet tank. zanatos score. since there is no negative point scale and i have to give it a 1 and but a below average 1 at that. avoid it at all costs. please. 
now i have seen it all. just when i thought it couldn not get any more pathetic and cheesy than woodchipper massacre and just when i thought dialogue and acting couldn not get worse than nail gun massacre and just when i thought don not go in the woods would retain its title as lousiest slasher film ever and along comes the last slumber party. somehow and this cheap and wretched manure manages to avoid lewdness and but it remains terrible. i couldn not believe my eyes for once i can not complain about excessive (or in this case and any) nudity in a slasher film and but it still managed to make me crimson with embarrassment for renting it. never before have i seen such horrible acting and dialect and direction and writing and . i could go on forever with this list. here a quick run down representa mental patient somehow escapes from the loony bin and dresses up like a surgeon and somehow finds out where his doctor lives and and breaks in while the doctor daughter is having friends over for the night. then begins the most stupid killing spree (ripped off from other movies such as slumber party massacre and halloween) this side of the universe. the characters have negative iqs and which suggests they are not human. then again and i guess they are not and since they have the tendency to bleed kool aid when they get cut and as the slasher likes to show use when he holds up his scapel to the camera in way too many scenes. it is only 80 minutes. how many times must we look at that scapel like that before it consumes the whole movie. which i suppose do not be all that bad of an idea in this case. there is one moment where i thought maybe and just maybe and the director would make it interesting (a second killer was added) and but alas. it was not to be. and then to insult even further and there is a stupid super cop out sub ending and an even stupider final conclusion. that probably doesn not make a whole lot of sense and but i would hate to give away the dumbest few scenes in movie history to those two or three fools (like me) dumb enough to rent this sewage. i sure hope that and by writing this and i have saved 80 minutes of someone life. i get on my hands and knees to beg anyone still thinking about renting this represent please and please and please dont. this is a fan of the slasher genre talking while i know what is good for you. the only real victims in this rattlebrained and asinine nonsense are the poor morons that have sat through the whole toilet tank. zanatos score. since there is no negative point scale and i have to give it a 1 and but a below average 1 at that. avoid it at all costs. please. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
