my house mate and i foolishly purchased the video of the roller blade seven from our local second hand video shop in the hope of finding a bad film to laugh at. this film isn not even laughable and it pathetically poor and worse even than jack frost 2 and that saying something. the script and acting and production and stunts and sound and sets and everything is absolutely terrible. in some parts the actors haven not even learned their lines and are blatantly ad libbing or in one case actually having the lines read to them off set and simply repeating them. set in the post apocalyptic wheel zone and the film obviously consists of about 45 minutes of film and many parts of which are edited badly or repeated ad nauseum from various different camera angles to make the film longer. this gets tedious very quickly. the plot makes no sense whatsoever (it is apparently an amalgam of two books written by scott shaw) and there aren not even seven of them and most of them aren not on blades and theyre wearing roller boots and and it seems to me that mostly the film has been completely sold on the fact that there about 3 minutes of female semi nudity in it. the writer and star scott shaw obviously fancies himself somewhat of a samurai and throughout the film performs some very poor stunts and made up sword fighting moves that look massively amateurish. despite all this and his website states that the film should never be compared to a traditional film because it really pushes the boundaries of modern film making. my house mate and i were left speechless by the whole ordeal and and despite my frequent attempts to burn the videotape and she has decided it may be some kind of ring esquire video curse that needs to be passed on. if you see the video in stores and take it from me. leave well alone. 
my house mate and i foolishly purchased the video of the roller blade seven from our local second hand video shop in the hope of finding a bad film to laugh at. this film isn not even laughable and it pathetically poor and worse even than jack frost 2 and that saying something. the script and acting and production and stunts and sound and sets and everything is absolutely terrible. in some parts the actors haven not even learned their lines and are blatantly ad libbing or in one case actually having the lines read to them off set and simply repeating them. set in the post apocalyptic wheel zone and the film obviously consists of about 45 minutes of film and many parts of which are edited badly or repeated ad nauseum from various different camera angles to make the film longer. this gets tedious very quickly. the plot makes no sense whatsoever (it is apparently an amalgam of two books written by scott shaw) and there aren not even seven of them and most of them aren not on blades and theyre wearing roller boots and and it seems to me that mostly the film has been completely sold on the fact that there about 3 minutes of female semi nudity in it. the writer and star scott shaw obviously fancies himself somewhat of a samurai and throughout the film performs some very poor stunts and made up sword fighting moves that look massively amateurish. despite all this and his website states that the film should never be compared to a traditional film because it really pushes the boundaries of modern film making. my house mate and i were left speechless by the whole ordeal and and despite my frequent attempts to burn the videotape and she has decided it may be some kind of ring esquire video curse that needs to be passed on. if you see the video in stores and take it from me. leave well alone. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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