if there one thing i have learnt from watching george romero creepshow and it that if you stumble upon an mysterious old crate that someone has obviously gone to a lot of effort to hide and just leave well alone represent there probably something nasty inside. obviously and professor gordon crowley and robert englund character in jack brooks and monster slayer isn not a romero fan and cos he busts open the old wooden box he finds buried in his yard and only to discoversurprise and surprisean ancient demon that possesses his body (initially causing him to eat and vomit rather a lot). when the demon eventually erupts from crowley body during chemistry class and begins to transform the students into hellish and flesh tearing beasts and it up to plumber jack brooks (trevor matthews) to try and stop the foul creatures and armed only with a length of pipe and fuelled by a lifelong hatred of all things monstrous. the dvd packaging for jon knautz low budget monster flick promises one hell of a fun ride and offering cheesy thrills and spills of the kind one might expect from your average 80s creature feature (toothy critters and rubber monster suits and gruesome gore and and absolutely no cgi. )and for the last 15 minutes and that exactly what viewers get represent non stop splattery effects while a silly and tentacled jabba style demon thingy while and mucho macho monster mashing. it a shame and then and that the rest of the film running timea massive 70 minutes or sois mostly spent following jack as he goes about his boring and everyday business represent plumbing and visiting his shrink and going to chemistry class and and upsetting his girlfriend. if you think you might enjoy a film that focuses primarily on coping with childhood trauma and anger management and buying spare boiler valves from a hardware shop and and the chemical properties of sodium and then this is the film for you while but if it a massive dose of monster mayhem youre after and then i would advise looking elsewhere. 
if there one thing i have learnt from watching george romero creepshow and it that if you stumble upon an mysterious old crate that someone has obviously gone to a lot of effort to hide and just leave well alone represent there probably something nasty inside. obviously and professor gordon crowley and robert englund character in jack brooks and monster slayer isn not a romero fan and cos he busts open the old wooden box he finds buried in his yard and only to discoversurprise and surprisean ancient demon that possesses his body (initially causing him to eat and vomit rather a lot). when the demon eventually erupts from crowley body during chemistry class and begins to transform the students into hellish and flesh tearing beasts and it up to plumber jack brooks (trevor matthews) to try and stop the foul creatures and armed only with a length of pipe and fuelled by a lifelong hatred of all things monstrous. the dvd packaging for jon knautz low budget monster flick promises one hell of a fun ride and offering cheesy thrills and spills of the kind one might expect from your average 80s creature feature (toothy critters and rubber monster suits and gruesome gore and and absolutely no cgi. )and for the last 15 minutes and that exactly what viewers get represent non stop splattery effects while a silly and tentacled jabba style demon thingy while and mucho macho monster mashing. it a shame and then and that the rest of the film running timea massive 70 minutes or sois mostly spent following jack as he goes about his boring and everyday business represent plumbing and visiting his shrink and going to chemistry class and and upsetting his girlfriend. if you think you might enjoy a film that focuses primarily on coping with childhood trauma and anger management and buying spare boiler valves from a hardware shop and and the chemical properties of sodium and then this is the film for you while but if it a massive dose of monster mayhem youre after and then i would advise looking elsewhere. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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