this movie was so stupid i couldn not believe what i was seeing as i was watching it and it was like a huge train wreck  i couldn not look away because it was just so horribly awful. i can honestly say i have never seen anything this bad in my whole entire life. it was so cheesy and the acting was just so deplorable that i just kept thinking this just has to be some kind of a joke and right. nobody would actually make a movie this crappy on purpose and right. i really hope this is all just a bad joke and these people do not actually expect people to watch this with a straight face and and i really hope the people who were in this movie were doing terrible acting on purpose and do not actually believe that they are good actors. the drag queens are pretty funny to watch and though and and so are the cheesy special effects straight out of a bad 80 sci fi movie. only watch this if you have already seen every other movie in existence first and there is nothing left to watch at all. i would give this a 0 if it were possible. 
this movie was so stupid i couldn not believe what i was seeing as i was watching it and it was like a huge train wreck  i couldn not look away because it was just so horribly awful. i can honestly say i have never seen anything this bad in my whole entire life. it was so cheesy and the acting was just so deplorable that i just kept thinking this just has to be some kind of a joke and right. nobody would actually make a movie this crappy on purpose and right. i really hope this is all just a bad joke and these people do not actually expect people to watch this with a straight face and and i really hope the people who were in this movie were doing terrible acting on purpose and do not actually believe that they are good actors. the drag queens are pretty funny to watch and though and and so are the cheesy special effects straight out of a bad 80 sci fi movie. only watch this if you have already seen every other movie in existence first and there is nothing left to watch at all. i would give this a 0 if it were possible. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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