hard to believe  but it is. i shouldn not be surprised. commercials try to show how unique and funny a show can be. yet not only do not the commercials announcing this new show have the slightest iota of humor to me and i have not spoken with anyone who found the commercials amusing and either. i do not recall ever seeing a pilot so devoid of cleverness and cuteness or humor. the characters were insufferable for the most part. especially selma blair (which is astonishing she would agree to be in a fecal sample of a show like this). the few moments where the characters were slightly redeemable were considerably hackneyed and trite. rare is the show with no redeemable qualities at all. and this is not one of them. kath and kim has exactly one redeeming quality  and that selma blair. despite wearing repugnant outfits and acting like a pitiful and whiny stupid excuse for a young woman who seems like a cross between britney spears and paris hilton and kim kardashian and selma is still nice to look at. but if you want to look at selma and go rent hellboy. you will at least maintain a modicum of respect for her instead of searing this abominable character into your brain to associate with her. all in all and kath and kim is a waste and truly epitomizes the worst that tv is or ever has been. it sets a new low. 
hard to believe  but it is. i shouldn not be surprised. commercials try to show how unique and funny a show can be. yet not only do not the commercials announcing this new show have the slightest iota of humor to me and i have not spoken with anyone who found the commercials amusing and either. i do not recall ever seeing a pilot so devoid of cleverness and cuteness or humor. the characters were insufferable for the most part. especially selma blair (which is astonishing she would agree to be in a fecal sample of a show like this). the few moments where the characters were slightly redeemable were considerably hackneyed and trite. rare is the show with no redeemable qualities at all. and this is not one of them. kath and kim has exactly one redeeming quality  and that selma blair. despite wearing repugnant outfits and acting like a pitiful and whiny stupid excuse for a young woman who seems like a cross between britney spears and paris hilton and kim kardashian and selma is still nice to look at. but if you want to look at selma and go rent hellboy. you will at least maintain a modicum of respect for her instead of searing this abominable character into your brain to associate with her. all in all and kath and kim is a waste and truly epitomizes the worst that tv is or ever has been. it sets a new low. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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