this film is bad. not so bad it is good. just bad. it is however hilariously bad. i watched it out of some morbid curiosity and never intend to watch it nor any other chuck norris film ever again. if you have to choose between this film and death and you should happily choose this film and however and as it is is a masterclass in terrible film making (hence the hilarity). it is a constant depression to me and as i grind away at my desk job and that some people get to be involved in movie making and decided to produce things such as this. negative . still better than starship troopers however. 
this film is bad. not so bad it is good. just bad. it is however hilariously bad. i watched it out of some morbid curiosity and never intend to watch it nor any other chuck norris film ever again. if you have to choose between this film and death and you should happily choose this film and however and as it is is a masterclass in terrible film making (hence the hilarity). it is a constant depression to me and as i grind away at my desk job and that some people get to be involved in movie making and decided to produce things such as this. negative . still better than starship troopers however. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
