one can always tell if i am enjoying a movie by the number of times i cross my legs and switch positions and make slight rustling noises and etc. and etc. the lesser equals the better. i moved so many times throughout this movie that i succeeded in knocking over my friends giant tub of popcorn and getting a huge thigh strengthening workout. sobieski and a young actress who at some points in a soldier daughter never cries gave some promise for her thespian talents and played poorly in a poorly written part. depressing fact number one. number two represent chris klein was in it. depressing fact number three represent chris klein had lines. number four represent chris klein played a valedictorian. woah. dummies from rich families unite. even worse and he actually tries to act and but only succeeds in sounding like a mentally disabled overactor in an increasingly sappy independent version of a cecille b. demille film. go back to humping your american pies. this movie was terrible in almost every sense and save josh hartnett mildly endearing performance as leelee stiffed boyfriend jasper. luckily and he refrains from trying to have too many moments and unlike all the other characters. of course and this is why he much better than the rest and he actually shows some mettle here. if you like josh or are thinking of casting a kid who knows a few things and he your man. hartnett is a sharp actor and but the rest need no further lambasting. negative (for poor hartnett in this terrible film). 
one can always tell if i am enjoying a movie by the number of times i cross my legs and switch positions and make slight rustling noises and etc. and etc. the lesser equals the better. i moved so many times throughout this movie that i succeeded in knocking over my friends giant tub of popcorn and getting a huge thigh strengthening workout. sobieski and a young actress who at some points in a soldier daughter never cries gave some promise for her thespian talents and played poorly in a poorly written part. depressing fact number one. number two represent chris klein was in it. depressing fact number three represent chris klein had lines. number four represent chris klein played a valedictorian. woah. dummies from rich families unite. even worse and he actually tries to act and but only succeeds in sounding like a mentally disabled overactor in an increasingly sappy independent version of a cecille b. demille film. go back to humping your american pies. this movie was terrible in almost every sense and save josh hartnett mildly endearing performance as leelee stiffed boyfriend jasper. luckily and he refrains from trying to have too many moments and unlike all the other characters. of course and this is why he much better than the rest and he actually shows some mettle here. if you like josh or are thinking of casting a kid who knows a few things and he your man. hartnett is a sharp actor and but the rest need no further lambasting. negative (for poor hartnett in this terrible film). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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