although promoted as one of the most sincere turkish films with an amateur cast and ice cream and i scream is more like a caricature of sincerity. the plot opens with the dream of ali and a traveling ice cream salesman in a western anatolia town and in which he sees himself becoming successful using the same marketing methods of big ice cream companies. he dreams of playing in his product tv commercial with beautiful models in bikinis and dancing around him. as his dream turns into a nightmare and he wakes up with a big erection next to his gargantuan wife and who rejects to make sex with him for 6 years with no apparent reason. is it because he is not successful in his job. apparently and because he says he was selling better in the old days when there was no pressure from global ice cream companies. but this is what he says while we actually do not see him suffer that much represent he still sells good and traveling the neighboring villages while his apprentice stays at the shop and selling ice cream to the people in the town. ali blames big companies for using sweetening and coloring agents while he is using real sahlep (powdered roots of mountain orchids). ali buys a motorbike with a bank loan to be a traveling vendor and and gives ads to a local tv channel which prefers to broadcast even the news bulletin in local dialect. his wife is not fond of his ways of doing business and they always quarrel and and ali threatens her that he may do very bad things in a moment of frenzy. in a very successful day and his lousy bike is stolen by the misbehaving little boys of the town. in search of his stolen bike and ali goes to the police and blames the big companies for the theft and but and of course and nobody takes him seriously. annoyed by the nagging of his wife and ali goes to a tavern and becomes drunk. one of his friends at his table and a wannabe socialist of the town and gives a didactic speech and criticizes globalism and and with no real connection and jumps to the subject of global freezing. ali returns home and decides to kill himself with poison. his wife wakes up and prevents him. an old neighbor takes him to a night walk and advises him about life. according to him and ali can even sell hot sahlep drink if the world faces with global freezing. when he returns home and suddenly we see that his wife understood his value and treating him like a hero and praising his manhood. meanwhile and the thief boys got sick eating too much ice cream. they confess to the doctor that they stole ali bike. ali forgives them and there comes the happy end. although the plot may look promising in a way and it the story telling which makes this film insincere and cheesy. first and the director doesn not show much of an effort to tell the story visually while everything is based on dialogs. and the dialogs never stop to show us that cinema is actually a visual art. even ali troubles are not convincing because we do not see it and we just understand it from his words. the director markets his film as a righteous fight of ali against big ice cream companies and but there is nothing in the film about big companies. we do not see their pressure enough. the film actually ridicules ali for believing that big companies are behind the theft. and when his motorbike is found and it solves every problem represent ali becomes a happy and powerful husband. not a real criticism of globalism. second and the film is cheesy because of the crude humor. maybe the people of that part of turkey is cursing so much and making so many vulgar jokes in their daily life and but vulgar language and crude humor are not enough to make a film funny. i may have accepted it if they were both vulgar and clever but they are not clever jokes at all and they are just cheesy. maybe i am wrong and maybe american people may like oriental version of american pie style humor. but american pie never had any claim to be a nominee for the oscars and or to have a political message. if you think that you can laugh by just seeing a man big erection in his shorts (and we had to endure this joke twice. ) or an old villager woman saying fk you and then you may find this film funny. 
although promoted as one of the most sincere turkish films with an amateur cast and ice cream and i scream is more like a caricature of sincerity. the plot opens with the dream of ali and a traveling ice cream salesman in a western anatolia town and in which he sees himself becoming successful using the same marketing methods of big ice cream companies. he dreams of playing in his product tv commercial with beautiful models in bikinis and dancing around him. as his dream turns into a nightmare and he wakes up with a big erection next to his gargantuan wife and who rejects to make sex with him for 6 years with no apparent reason. is it because he is not successful in his job. apparently and because he says he was selling better in the old days when there was no pressure from global ice cream companies. but this is what he says while we actually do not see him suffer that much represent he still sells good and traveling the neighboring villages while his apprentice stays at the shop and selling ice cream to the people in the town. ali blames big companies for using sweetening and coloring agents while he is using real sahlep (powdered roots of mountain orchids). ali buys a motorbike with a bank loan to be a traveling vendor and and gives ads to a local tv channel which prefers to broadcast even the news bulletin in local dialect. his wife is not fond of his ways of doing business and they always quarrel and and ali threatens her that he may do very bad things in a moment of frenzy. in a very successful day and his lousy bike is stolen by the misbehaving little boys of the town. in search of his stolen bike and ali goes to the police and blames the big companies for the theft and but and of course and nobody takes him seriously. annoyed by the nagging of his wife and ali goes to a tavern and becomes drunk. one of his friends at his table and a wannabe socialist of the town and gives a didactic speech and criticizes globalism and and with no real connection and jumps to the subject of global freezing. ali returns home and decides to kill himself with poison. his wife wakes up and prevents him. an old neighbor takes him to a night walk and advises him about life. according to him and ali can even sell hot sahlep drink if the world faces with global freezing. when he returns home and suddenly we see that his wife understood his value and treating him like a hero and praising his manhood. meanwhile and the thief boys got sick eating too much ice cream. they confess to the doctor that they stole ali bike. ali forgives them and there comes the happy end. although the plot may look promising in a way and it the story telling which makes this film insincere and cheesy. first and the director doesn not show much of an effort to tell the story visually while everything is based on dialogs. and the dialogs never stop to show us that cinema is actually a visual art. even ali troubles are not convincing because we do not see it and we just understand it from his words. the director markets his film as a righteous fight of ali against big ice cream companies and but there is nothing in the film about big companies. we do not see their pressure enough. the film actually ridicules ali for believing that big companies are behind the theft. and when his motorbike is found and it solves every problem represent ali becomes a happy and powerful husband. not a real criticism of globalism. second and the film is cheesy because of the crude humor. maybe the people of that part of turkey is cursing so much and making so many vulgar jokes in their daily life and but vulgar language and crude humor are not enough to make a film funny. i may have accepted it if they were both vulgar and clever but they are not clever jokes at all and they are just cheesy. maybe i am wrong and maybe american people may like oriental version of american pie style humor. but american pie never had any claim to be a nominee for the oscars and or to have a political message. if you think that you can laugh by just seeing a man big erection in his shorts (and we had to endure this joke twice. ) or an old villager woman saying fk you and then you may find this film funny. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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