the funniest show ever on tv and albeit the humor is not for everyone. i realize it would have been hard to keep the show fresh if it had ran longer and but it a shame only six episodes were filmed. the gags fly rapidly from the opening credits until the very end and when you would see drebin and his boss and ed hocken and pretending to be in freeze frame as the closing credits rolled and during which the criminal (still moving) would see everyone else motionless and try to escape. in another episode and the building started collapsing around them as drebin and hocken remained in freeze mode. leslie nielsen was comedic brilliance as frank drebin and the perfect fit for this show  how he managed to keep a straight face through some of this is beyond me. because the jokes and sight gags came so often and quick and you can watch the episodes a 2nd and 3rd time and catch things you missed the first time. if youre like me and you can watch them over and over and still find yourself laughing. even the jokes that made no sense nor seemingly had any reason to them and such as the rex hamilton as abraham lincoln tag line in the opening announcement and somehow worked  perhaps they were thrown in there precisely for that reason. cleverly spoofing the old quinn martin detective or cop shows of the 1970s and police squad would return from commercial break with the words act two appearing on the screen and which was immediately followed by yankees one or some other quip. on the opening credits and the episode title would appear on the screen and but the announcer would utter a completely different title. my favorite jokes and lines from this series are way too numerous to list and but one of my favorites is when drebin asks a down on his luck boxer who has previously tanked fights and do you think you can beat the champ. the boxer responds and i can take him blindfolded. to which drebin responds back and but what if he not blindfolded. a minute later and in reference to the boxer small and dingy apartment and drebin tells him and i am going to help you get out of this sewer. the next thing you see and drebin is popping up through a manhole cover on the street. in another episode and drebin and hocken are questioning a bombing suspect flimsy alibi. drebin and not believing him and says and alright and let say you did go the movies. after a slight pause and drebin and hocken and and the suspect all look at the camera and in unison say and you did go the movies. a few moments later and when drebin is forced to let the suspected bomber walk free due to lack of evidence and he storms away and angrily yells and tell that bomber to take off. what seen next is a cop giving the thumbs up signal to a wwii style plane on a runway right outside the building. while there were many classic drebin quotes and one particularly memorable one was and sorry to bother you mrs. twice. we would have come earlier and but your husband wasn not dead then. another classic was and i am a locksmith  and and i am a locksmith. when a visibly shaken kidnap victim father asks drebin and what i do i do.  drebin and in classic deadpan fashion and responds back and well and as i understand it and youre in the textile business. as i said and the humor is not for everyone  many people simply will not get it. during the show brief run and i remember the reaction being very mixed. some people thought it was absolutely hysterical and one of the funniest things around and while others thought it was the stupid and unfunny. for me and police squad and even 20 plus years later and is the funniest thing i have ever seen on tv. for younger viewers who enjoy this type of humor but who have never seen police squad because they were too young when the series initially aired and i highly recommend. i found the six episodes to be even funnier than the subsequent naked gun movies. 
the funniest show ever on tv and albeit the humor is not for everyone. i realize it would have been hard to keep the show fresh if it had ran longer and but it a shame only six episodes were filmed. the gags fly rapidly from the opening credits until the very end and when you would see drebin and his boss and ed hocken and pretending to be in freeze frame as the closing credits rolled and during which the criminal (still moving) would see everyone else motionless and try to escape. in another episode and the building started collapsing around them as drebin and hocken remained in freeze mode. leslie nielsen was comedic brilliance as frank drebin and the perfect fit for this show  how he managed to keep a straight face through some of this is beyond me. because the jokes and sight gags came so often and quick and you can watch the episodes a 2nd and 3rd time and catch things you missed the first time. if youre like me and you can watch them over and over and still find yourself laughing. even the jokes that made no sense nor seemingly had any reason to them and such as the rex hamilton as abraham lincoln tag line in the opening announcement and somehow worked  perhaps they were thrown in there precisely for that reason. cleverly spoofing the old quinn martin detective or cop shows of the 1970s and police squad would return from commercial break with the words act two appearing on the screen and which was immediately followed by yankees one or some other quip. on the opening credits and the episode title would appear on the screen and but the announcer would utter a completely different title. my favorite jokes and lines from this series are way too numerous to list and but one of my favorites is when drebin asks a down on his luck boxer who has previously tanked fights and do you think you can beat the champ. the boxer responds and i can take him blindfolded. to which drebin responds back and but what if he not blindfolded. a minute later and in reference to the boxer small and dingy apartment and drebin tells him and i am going to help you get out of this sewer. the next thing you see and drebin is popping up through a manhole cover on the street. in another episode and drebin and hocken are questioning a bombing suspect flimsy alibi. drebin and not believing him and says and alright and let say you did go the movies. after a slight pause and drebin and hocken and and the suspect all look at the camera and in unison say and you did go the movies. a few moments later and when drebin is forced to let the suspected bomber walk free due to lack of evidence and he storms away and angrily yells and tell that bomber to take off. what seen next is a cop giving the thumbs up signal to a wwii style plane on a runway right outside the building. while there were many classic drebin quotes and one particularly memorable one was and sorry to bother you mrs. twice. we would have come earlier and but your husband wasn not dead then. another classic was and i am a locksmith  and and i am a locksmith. when a visibly shaken kidnap victim father asks drebin and what i do i do.  drebin and in classic deadpan fashion and responds back and well and as i understand it and youre in the textile business. as i said and the humor is not for everyone  many people simply will not get it. during the show brief run and i remember the reaction being very mixed. some people thought it was absolutely hysterical and one of the funniest things around and while others thought it was the stupid and unfunny. for me and police squad and even 20 plus years later and is the funniest thing i have ever seen on tv. for younger viewers who enjoy this type of humor but who have never seen police squad because they were too young when the series initially aired and i highly recommend. i found the six episodes to be even funnier than the subsequent naked gun movies. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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