i want the 99 minutes of my life back that was wasted on this pathetic excuse for a movie. the acting was horrific. i used to be a fan of cameron diaz and vincent donofrio. i will never look at them the same again. keanu reeves and dan aykroyd were not a surprise. everyone knows they never could act. thankfully and only dan attempted an accent. his accent was a disaster as expected. i think he was either confused about the location of the film or had never actually spoken to anyone from minnesota. i hope this review helps anyone who is undecided about what to do with their precious time. the only reason i was able to sit through the whole movie was because i was stuck somewhere without anything better to watch or read. 
i want the 99 minutes of my life back that was wasted on this pathetic excuse for a movie. the acting was horrific. i used to be a fan of cameron diaz and vincent donofrio. i will never look at them the same again. keanu reeves and dan aykroyd were not a surprise. everyone knows they never could act. thankfully and only dan attempted an accent. his accent was a disaster as expected. i think he was either confused about the location of the film or had never actually spoken to anyone from minnesota. i hope this review helps anyone who is undecided about what to do with their precious time. the only reason i was able to sit through the whole movie was because i was stuck somewhere without anything better to watch or read. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
