the kite runner began as one of those important films that most people fawn over because they are told that they should if they want to be among the elite and quickly descended into an idiotic film of absurdly outlandish proportions. i have never read the book and and never felt the need because i honestly do not care. sure i am called uninformed for saying it but i truly have no interest whatsoever in just another pull at your heartstrings and copy off of all other story lines to get emotion from the readers novel and even if it is set in afghanistan. that said and i watched the movie. i heard good things about its beauty and and how touching it was and decided why not. as it turns out and there was a very good reason why not. not only was the so called main character completely unsympathetic (i get it and he was young and this is a film about redemption but honestly he was horrible. i hated him and not in that good anti hero way and he was just a dull and idiotic and self absorbed character that i felt nothing towards) but the rest of the story was so completely absurd that i couldn not believe how everyone else was fawning over how beautiful it was and and how they cried and it moved them. i am sorry and but i only feel moved by something that feels realistic and sci fi has been known to move me and fantasy as well. but this. please. this surpassed many other movies for pure absurdity. my biggest peeve and hassan was amir brother. really. you sure you do not just rip that off from a thousand other stories. positive that that particular tidbit wasn not just added in to try to pull more tears out of your audiences (yknow the type of people who look for reasons to cry during a movie). i was rolling my eyes when that twist was revealed knowing that it could only go downhill from there (not to mention flashing back to star wars amir and hassan is your brother nooooo and that not true and that impossible. ) oh and and it certainly did. filled to the brim with cliché and just plan dumb storytelling. like good guy miraculously escapes bad guy against all odds with help from spunky kid who despite being viciously sodomized and having no clue who you are is willing to help out with a conveniently placed weapon that holds special meaning to you. ooh and do not forget the oh so idiotic finally getting vengeance on the kid who teased you when you were little who and surprise surprise and has turned into a psychopathic adult (trust me guys and i understand you like to live vicariously through movies but that will never happen. you know that kid who teased you in high school. he no terrorist and he probably an accountant. ) oh and and i must mention the cgi tastic kites. i think those were on par with the matrix movies and transformers bravo you guys. bravo. it seems this movie was just made for western audiences who need to a reason to care about the middle east (hey an overly emotional friendship story will work. ) this is one of the most shallow movies i have had the misfortune of seeing and it poses as deep well. but when you get right down to it and it nothing special. unfortunately and the core of america audience will do what theyre told and follow the it about controversial material so it must be good. way of thinking. 
the kite runner began as one of those important films that most people fawn over because they are told that they should if they want to be among the elite and quickly descended into an idiotic film of absurdly outlandish proportions. i have never read the book and and never felt the need because i honestly do not care. sure i am called uninformed for saying it but i truly have no interest whatsoever in just another pull at your heartstrings and copy off of all other story lines to get emotion from the readers novel and even if it is set in afghanistan. that said and i watched the movie. i heard good things about its beauty and and how touching it was and decided why not. as it turns out and there was a very good reason why not. not only was the so called main character completely unsympathetic (i get it and he was young and this is a film about redemption but honestly he was horrible. i hated him and not in that good anti hero way and he was just a dull and idiotic and self absorbed character that i felt nothing towards) but the rest of the story was so completely absurd that i couldn not believe how everyone else was fawning over how beautiful it was and and how they cried and it moved them. i am sorry and but i only feel moved by something that feels realistic and sci fi has been known to move me and fantasy as well. but this. please. this surpassed many other movies for pure absurdity. my biggest peeve and hassan was amir brother. really. you sure you do not just rip that off from a thousand other stories. positive that that particular tidbit wasn not just added in to try to pull more tears out of your audiences (yknow the type of people who look for reasons to cry during a movie). i was rolling my eyes when that twist was revealed knowing that it could only go downhill from there (not to mention flashing back to star wars amir and hassan is your brother nooooo and that not true and that impossible. ) oh and and it certainly did. filled to the brim with cliché and just plan dumb storytelling. like good guy miraculously escapes bad guy against all odds with help from spunky kid who despite being viciously sodomized and having no clue who you are is willing to help out with a conveniently placed weapon that holds special meaning to you. ooh and do not forget the oh so idiotic finally getting vengeance on the kid who teased you when you were little who and surprise surprise and has turned into a psychopathic adult (trust me guys and i understand you like to live vicariously through movies but that will never happen. you know that kid who teased you in high school. he no terrorist and he probably an accountant. ) oh and and i must mention the cgi tastic kites. i think those were on par with the matrix movies and transformers bravo you guys. bravo. it seems this movie was just made for western audiences who need to a reason to care about the middle east (hey an overly emotional friendship story will work. ) this is one of the most shallow movies i have had the misfortune of seeing and it poses as deep well. but when you get right down to it and it nothing special. unfortunately and the core of america audience will do what theyre told and follow the it about controversial material so it must be good. way of thinking. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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