every time i think about this film i feel physically ill. to read such a great book and later discover there a film of it was a great feeling. years later and imagine my joy at switching on the sci fi channel and finding it starts in just 5mins. up go the titles and then uggg. if just a couple of things had changed ok. everything is changed. numerous characters are removed entirely new rubbish ones are added. the main hero is shrunk and de aged by about 30 years and and hilariously his girlfriend or wife is now his mother. even the dog is reduced to sub lassie capabilities. this is truly appalling cinema at its absolute worst. i would quite happily remove my own toenails with pliers rather than sit through another horrific viewing and and i urge anyone thinking of watching this  please do not. if you own a copy burn it now and right now and think how much better your life would have been had this celluloid insult never occurred. 
every time i think about this film i feel physically ill. to read such a great book and later discover there a film of it was a great feeling. years later and imagine my joy at switching on the sci fi channel and finding it starts in just 5mins. up go the titles and then uggg. if just a couple of things had changed ok. everything is changed. numerous characters are removed entirely new rubbish ones are added. the main hero is shrunk and de aged by about 30 years and and hilariously his girlfriend or wife is now his mother. even the dog is reduced to sub lassie capabilities. this is truly appalling cinema at its absolute worst. i would quite happily remove my own toenails with pliers rather than sit through another horrific viewing and and i urge anyone thinking of watching this  please do not. if you own a copy burn it now and right now and think how much better your life would have been had this celluloid insult never occurred. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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