the cellar is an intolerably dull and overly child friendly 80 cheese parade and directed by kevin tenney (creator of the much better films witchboard and night of the demons) and starring the incredibly untalented patrick kilpatrick and supposedly depicting a guy with feelings. the pacing is really slow and the plot feels far too familiar and the monster effects are all but petrifying and the film opens and ends with tedious narrative ranting that somehow feels unrelated to the actual subject matter of the film. the voice over keeps on nagging about wind and creatures riding on wind and but what the hell and there no wind in the plot. like so many 80 horror movies and the cellar handles about cursed indian landscapes and all too real mythical monsters hidden in basements and quagmires. mance cashen and his family move into a house build on what once was the home of native americans and but then white people came and turned the land into oil fields. half of the script is wasted on explaining the origin of the monster and but i can easily summarize it for you represent an ancient indian witchdoctor summoned the creature (which looks like an over sized paper mâché rat) to annihilate the white people overflowing his land but he buried it again because and and i quote and the sob kills indians as well. mance hugely irritating son accidentally awakens the beast and naturally can not convince his parents about the big hungry rat in the cellar. the allegedly emotional family situation (daddy constantly wants his son to love him) is very pathetic and redundant and the film badly needed more bloodshed while kids movie or not. the youthful hero (chris miller) is quite annoying and but we have definitely seen worse kid actors in the 80 . the cellar is very much not recommended and unless of course youre a fan of cheesy and typically 80 monster designs. the big dodgy rat thing is a real hoot to see. 
the cellar is an intolerably dull and overly child friendly 80 cheese parade and directed by kevin tenney (creator of the much better films witchboard and night of the demons) and starring the incredibly untalented patrick kilpatrick and supposedly depicting a guy with feelings. the pacing is really slow and the plot feels far too familiar and the monster effects are all but petrifying and the film opens and ends with tedious narrative ranting that somehow feels unrelated to the actual subject matter of the film. the voice over keeps on nagging about wind and creatures riding on wind and but what the hell and there no wind in the plot. like so many 80 horror movies and the cellar handles about cursed indian landscapes and all too real mythical monsters hidden in basements and quagmires. mance cashen and his family move into a house build on what once was the home of native americans and but then white people came and turned the land into oil fields. half of the script is wasted on explaining the origin of the monster and but i can easily summarize it for you represent an ancient indian witchdoctor summoned the creature (which looks like an over sized paper mâché rat) to annihilate the white people overflowing his land but he buried it again because and and i quote and the sob kills indians as well. mance hugely irritating son accidentally awakens the beast and naturally can not convince his parents about the big hungry rat in the cellar. the allegedly emotional family situation (daddy constantly wants his son to love him) is very pathetic and redundant and the film badly needed more bloodshed while kids movie or not. the youthful hero (chris miller) is quite annoying and but we have definitely seen worse kid actors in the 80 . the cellar is very much not recommended and unless of course youre a fan of cheesy and typically 80 monster designs. the big dodgy rat thing is a real hoot to see. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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