hitchcock would be proud of this movie. even when nothing happens and it is suspenseful. director david lynch overuses a few cheap thrill tricks here and there and but he intersperses them with other cinematographic techniques to keep it from becoming obtuse. altogether surreal and this movie is like waking up and remembering most of a dream but not enough to make it sensible. i am still trying to figure it all out and will probably have to see it again to catch things i missed and which may help me understand it better. it is a very detailed plot that very slowly comes together and so you must be patient and pay attention. get your bathroom trip out of the way before it starts. and yet and the plot is overshadowed by the theme and the mood and the character development and and the filming techniques. the dual roles of the main actress and naomi watts and showcase her enormous talent. that is and when i could get my eyes off of her co star. what an acting pair. lynch surprises throughout the movie with unusual camera angles and the length or timing of editing cuts and jumping back and forth between scenes. combined with smart use of music and sounds and it all helps to build suspense in our minds and doubtless a major objective of the director. well and he kept me on the edge of my seat and even had me talking to the actors to be careful here and and not be so naive there. you know and the kind of stuff you want to smack your kids for doing at the movies. 
hitchcock would be proud of this movie. even when nothing happens and it is suspenseful. director david lynch overuses a few cheap thrill tricks here and there and but he intersperses them with other cinematographic techniques to keep it from becoming obtuse. altogether surreal and this movie is like waking up and remembering most of a dream but not enough to make it sensible. i am still trying to figure it all out and will probably have to see it again to catch things i missed and which may help me understand it better. it is a very detailed plot that very slowly comes together and so you must be patient and pay attention. get your bathroom trip out of the way before it starts. and yet and the plot is overshadowed by the theme and the mood and the character development and and the filming techniques. the dual roles of the main actress and naomi watts and showcase her enormous talent. that is and when i could get my eyes off of her co star. what an acting pair. lynch surprises throughout the movie with unusual camera angles and the length or timing of editing cuts and jumping back and forth between scenes. combined with smart use of music and sounds and it all helps to build suspense in our minds and doubtless a major objective of the director. well and he kept me on the edge of my seat and even had me talking to the actors to be careful here and and not be so naive there. you know and the kind of stuff you want to smack your kids for doing at the movies. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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