i saw this film last night and came online specifically to see if others thought it was as awful as i did. granted and obviously some people see a lot in this film that i do not and so if youre one of those people and fine  good luck to you. but i am a patient person. i have enjoyed extremely long films before. but this was an exercise in torture for me. i honestly felt that this was one of those films with little to say and and that it was more about style than substance  however and the style and too and made me feel like tearing my hair out. pretty much anything interesting that happens during the course of the film happens off screen. it like a deliberate attempt to make a film entirely from outtakes  the bits that would usually be reserved for the deleted scenes section of a dvd and if they were shown to the public at all. you do not even get to find out and in the end and anything about the main character and francois. i had no sympathy for any of the characters in this film and except perhaps the violinist and his goat and and the old man who believes that octopuses live to 300 because theyre really smart. seriously and i was excited when it cut to a shot of francois holding a gun to his head. i felt so ripped off when even his inevitable suicide turned out to be gut wrenchingly boring. oh and and where was the editor. off smoking opium and too. i swear and i almost screamed every time i was subjected to an extended shot of absolutely nothing happening and except perhaps someone pacing backwards and forwards and and then finally there would be a very abrupt cut to the next scene and and it would be a year later and and wed missed everything interesting that happened in the meantime and and everyone was still wearing the same bloody clothes. so and in conclusion and if you liked it  great. but this review is intended as an antidote to the fawning you will love this film if you love cinema dross i have seen posted here and elsewhere. (see. i hated the film and i still included a sly winking reference to its content. ). 
i saw this film last night and came online specifically to see if others thought it was as awful as i did. granted and obviously some people see a lot in this film that i do not and so if youre one of those people and fine  good luck to you. but i am a patient person. i have enjoyed extremely long films before. but this was an exercise in torture for me. i honestly felt that this was one of those films with little to say and and that it was more about style than substance  however and the style and too and made me feel like tearing my hair out. pretty much anything interesting that happens during the course of the film happens off screen. it like a deliberate attempt to make a film entirely from outtakes  the bits that would usually be reserved for the deleted scenes section of a dvd and if they were shown to the public at all. you do not even get to find out and in the end and anything about the main character and francois. i had no sympathy for any of the characters in this film and except perhaps the violinist and his goat and and the old man who believes that octopuses live to 300 because theyre really smart. seriously and i was excited when it cut to a shot of francois holding a gun to his head. i felt so ripped off when even his inevitable suicide turned out to be gut wrenchingly boring. oh and and where was the editor. off smoking opium and too. i swear and i almost screamed every time i was subjected to an extended shot of absolutely nothing happening and except perhaps someone pacing backwards and forwards and and then finally there would be a very abrupt cut to the next scene and and it would be a year later and and wed missed everything interesting that happened in the meantime and and everyone was still wearing the same bloody clothes. so and in conclusion and if you liked it  great. but this review is intended as an antidote to the fawning you will love this film if you love cinema dross i have seen posted here and elsewhere. (see. i hated the film and i still included a sly winking reference to its content. ). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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