an italian or american co production co starring linda blair and david the hoff hasselhoff represent how could any fan of trashy horror resist such a treat. well and based on the uneventful and extremely tedious and and utterly nonsensical first forty minutes or so and i would have said havery easily while thankfully and however and things do eventually get a tad more entertaining with the introduction of several inventive death scenes and and for those lucky enough to find an uncut copy and a smattering of nudity too (unfortunately and my copy was optically edited to remove such offensive material). the hoff stars as gary and a photographer who accompanies his beautiful girlfriend leslie (leslie cumming) to a run down hotel on a seemingly deserted island in order to take pictures for her latest project and a book about witches while whilst there and frustrated gary also hopes to try and cure a bad case of blue balls by relieving leslie of her virginity. his plans for nookie are scuppered and however and by the unexpected arrival of property developers freddie and rose brooks (robert champagne and annie ross) and their pregnant daughter jane (blair) and son tommy (michael manchester) and pretty nymphomaniac architect linda sullivan (catherine hickland) and and estate agent jerry (rick farnsworth) and who have come to inspect the island hotel. after explaining their unexpected presence on the island and gary and leslie are welcomed by the property new owners and and when a violent storm suddenly picks up and making it perilous to return to the mainland and everyone agrees to spend the night in the old building. unfortunately and unbeknownst to the hotel new guests and the place is also home to the spirit of an evil witch (hildegard knef) and who requires human sacrifices in order to bring herself back to life. one by one and victims are pulled into a swirling red vortex (which is guaranteed to provide unintentional laughs) and before meeting a terrible fate. none of this makes much sense and and the acting is atrocious (manchester as tommy is particularly bad and whilst hasselhoff proves to be one of the better performers and which speaks volumes about the others) and but those viewers who make it past the dreary first half are rewarded with some pretty decent moments of gore represent rose has her lips sewn together and before being roasted alive in a fireplace while jerry is crucified and burnt alive while linda is tortured by hags and impaled on a swordfish(. ) while freddie veins pulsate and erupt in geysers of blood while and gary gets stabbed in the back. oh and and leslie is raped by a guy with no lips and blair gets possessed (again). 
an italian or american co production co starring linda blair and david the hoff hasselhoff represent how could any fan of trashy horror resist such a treat. well and based on the uneventful and extremely tedious and and utterly nonsensical first forty minutes or so and i would have said havery easily while thankfully and however and things do eventually get a tad more entertaining with the introduction of several inventive death scenes and and for those lucky enough to find an uncut copy and a smattering of nudity too (unfortunately and my copy was optically edited to remove such offensive material). the hoff stars as gary and a photographer who accompanies his beautiful girlfriend leslie (leslie cumming) to a run down hotel on a seemingly deserted island in order to take pictures for her latest project and a book about witches while whilst there and frustrated gary also hopes to try and cure a bad case of blue balls by relieving leslie of her virginity. his plans for nookie are scuppered and however and by the unexpected arrival of property developers freddie and rose brooks (robert champagne and annie ross) and their pregnant daughter jane (blair) and son tommy (michael manchester) and pretty nymphomaniac architect linda sullivan (catherine hickland) and and estate agent jerry (rick farnsworth) and who have come to inspect the island hotel. after explaining their unexpected presence on the island and gary and leslie are welcomed by the property new owners and and when a violent storm suddenly picks up and making it perilous to return to the mainland and everyone agrees to spend the night in the old building. unfortunately and unbeknownst to the hotel new guests and the place is also home to the spirit of an evil witch (hildegard knef) and who requires human sacrifices in order to bring herself back to life. one by one and victims are pulled into a swirling red vortex (which is guaranteed to provide unintentional laughs) and before meeting a terrible fate. none of this makes much sense and and the acting is atrocious (manchester as tommy is particularly bad and whilst hasselhoff proves to be one of the better performers and which speaks volumes about the others) and but those viewers who make it past the dreary first half are rewarded with some pretty decent moments of gore represent rose has her lips sewn together and before being roasted alive in a fireplace while jerry is crucified and burnt alive while linda is tortured by hags and impaled on a swordfish(. ) while freddie veins pulsate and erupt in geysers of blood while and gary gets stabbed in the back. oh and and leslie is raped by a guy with no lips and blair gets possessed (again). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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