la ragazza del vagone letto and or terror express. as it was called on the version i saw and starts as various passengers board a long distance train. three thuggish idiots and dave and phil and ernie (carlo de mejo) board and it clear that theyre there to cause trouble as they intimidate and verbally abuse the other passengers and staff. as the train speeds along things turn nasty when a prostitute named juliette (silvia dionisio) refuses to have sex with dave and he and his mates decide to hold the entire train hostage so they can have an orgy with juliette and  and well not much else actually happens apart from some hero cop and his prisoner who set about saving the day. erm and that it really. this italian production was directed by ferdinando baldi and is complete total and utter crap from start to finish. the script by george eastman as luigi montefiori could just as easily be described as a really boring porno as much as a horror or thriller. it is tediously slow and it 35 minutes before anything even remotely sleazy happens and as a whole the film lacks the sort of exploitation elements that italian sleaze and horror was delivering at that time. the film can be compared to another italian production the infinitely better the house on the edge of the park (1980) made the same year and it a very broad comparison though as everything that made the house on the edge of the park the notorious film that it is is absent from la ragazza del vagone letto and there no blood and no gore and almost no violence and there only a couple of really tame rapes and the story has no twists or turns and as it incredibly boring to watch. italian sleaze and horror from the late 70  and early 80 isn not known for it strong story lines or great scripts but this films really does scrape the bottom of the barrel on all counts. the character are awful and the film spends the first 30 plus minutes building them up and giving some background as to why theyre on the train but this is all quickly forgotten and comes to absolutely nothing. i hated the lame ending as well and i do not know if i missed something but was any sort of reasonable explanation given as to why these three lamebrains would hijack a train. i do not think there was and was there. i am sorry but because your angry at a prostitute is not enough of a reason and surely the filmmakers could have come up with something a bit more substantial and interesting if not more plausible. in my opinion this film stinks and it as simple and straight forward as that i am afraid. director baldi does an ok job and to be fair he only has one corridor and a few train compartments to work with so i will cut him some slack and having said that the film does become very repetitive. there is no style and he films the sex scenes like a bad soft core porno complete with awful romantic sounding piano music. there is not one single drop of blood spilt in the entire film and that right not one single drop. forget about any gore or violence as you will be very disappointed if you do and like i did. there are a couple of rapes but theyre amateurishly staged and have zero impact and the nasty exploitation and sleaze of say i spit on your grave (1978) or the last house on the left (1972) is not here. technically la ragazza del vagone letto is ok and it quite well made on what must have been a low budget but the setting obviously helped keep the cost down to a minimum. the acting is poor as usual and although since it was dubbed the original performances have been lost. fans of italian horror will recognise a lot of the voices here. la ragazza del vagone letto is a terrible film and it just my opinion but i was bored to tears waiting for something to happen and when it eventually never i felt cheated and i want those 80 minutes of my life back. this piece of crap isn not even fit to grace the 99p vhs bargain bin in your local blockbuster and one to avoid. 
la ragazza del vagone letto and or terror express. as it was called on the version i saw and starts as various passengers board a long distance train. three thuggish idiots and dave and phil and ernie (carlo de mejo) board and it clear that theyre there to cause trouble as they intimidate and verbally abuse the other passengers and staff. as the train speeds along things turn nasty when a prostitute named juliette (silvia dionisio) refuses to have sex with dave and he and his mates decide to hold the entire train hostage so they can have an orgy with juliette and  and well not much else actually happens apart from some hero cop and his prisoner who set about saving the day. erm and that it really. this italian production was directed by ferdinando baldi and is complete total and utter crap from start to finish. the script by george eastman as luigi montefiori could just as easily be described as a really boring porno as much as a horror or thriller. it is tediously slow and it 35 minutes before anything even remotely sleazy happens and as a whole the film lacks the sort of exploitation elements that italian sleaze and horror was delivering at that time. the film can be compared to another italian production the infinitely better the house on the edge of the park (1980) made the same year and it a very broad comparison though as everything that made the house on the edge of the park the notorious film that it is is absent from la ragazza del vagone letto and there no blood and no gore and almost no violence and there only a couple of really tame rapes and the story has no twists or turns and as it incredibly boring to watch. italian sleaze and horror from the late 70  and early 80 isn not known for it strong story lines or great scripts but this films really does scrape the bottom of the barrel on all counts. the character are awful and the film spends the first 30 plus minutes building them up and giving some background as to why theyre on the train but this is all quickly forgotten and comes to absolutely nothing. i hated the lame ending as well and i do not know if i missed something but was any sort of reasonable explanation given as to why these three lamebrains would hijack a train. i do not think there was and was there. i am sorry but because your angry at a prostitute is not enough of a reason and surely the filmmakers could have come up with something a bit more substantial and interesting if not more plausible. in my opinion this film stinks and it as simple and straight forward as that i am afraid. director baldi does an ok job and to be fair he only has one corridor and a few train compartments to work with so i will cut him some slack and having said that the film does become very repetitive. there is no style and he films the sex scenes like a bad soft core porno complete with awful romantic sounding piano music. there is not one single drop of blood spilt in the entire film and that right not one single drop. forget about any gore or violence as you will be very disappointed if you do and like i did. there are a couple of rapes but theyre amateurishly staged and have zero impact and the nasty exploitation and sleaze of say i spit on your grave (1978) or the last house on the left (1972) is not here. technically la ragazza del vagone letto is ok and it quite well made on what must have been a low budget but the setting obviously helped keep the cost down to a minimum. the acting is poor as usual and although since it was dubbed the original performances have been lost. fans of italian horror will recognise a lot of the voices here. la ragazza del vagone letto is a terrible film and it just my opinion but i was bored to tears waiting for something to happen and when it eventually never i felt cheated and i want those 80 minutes of my life back. this piece of crap isn not even fit to grace the 99p vhs bargain bin in your local blockbuster and one to avoid. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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