i will preface my review by stating that i am not a fan of the independent traight to video genre that owes a great debt to the grindhouse films of the 60 . i do not own any and i have never rented any and so i might lack the appreciation for these tongue in cheek and low budget stinkers that many other people have. i caught this movie on cinemax late one saturday evening with a lady friend. please do not ask me why i was watching cinemax late one saturday evening with a lady friend. we were bored with world championship poker. some atrociously bad acting courtesy of misty mundae (and i wish she do not own up to being from illinois and as we actually turn out some very bright thespians here) caught our attention. now normally and the aim of some good soft core porn would be to get you and your partner in the mood. some good sex and tongue in cheek humor and and who know what could happen. after about 15 minutes and and a scene where the title character seduces a mugging victim and my lady friend said if you want to watch the rest of this fine and i am going to bed so i do not have to. please turn the volume off. here is what i gather from the plot represent misty character is a sexless nerd who gets bitten by a spider and turns into a super sex kitten with super web slinging powers that do not come from her wrists. there is some sort of evil villainess involved and who do not look particularly evil or sexy. spiderbabe saves the day and has sex and m. j. (who is male in this film) constantly gets propositioned by stereotypically bad gay bikers and and somehow the evil villainess gets pushed off a building to her death. what was good about this film. it ended. what was bad about it. acting to make a third grade pageant look like oscar winners and a script turned out by people who i picture to be drunken and college aged sex perverts who do not know what sex is if they took a class taught by dr. ruth and special effects that were about as special as someone jumping off a trampoline and humor about as funny as well and i have yet to encounter anything that is lamer. the sex scenes. if we were watching a video and the only thing those scenes would have turned on is the fast forward button. and the action scenes. some of my old atari vcs games had better choreography. now i know this type of film is supposed to be enjoyed for it inherent badness. companies like ei do not set out to make good movies represent they have a niche and they target it. my experience as a marketer tells me they are right on the money in servicing their audience. but after my brief exposure to spiderbabe and i for one can say i am not delving into that world again any time soon. maybe the problem with the filmmakers in this type of genre is this represent they spend so much attention to making the films bad and that if they made an effort to try and focus on those things they do very well and they would turn out some very enjoyable le bad cinema and a la troma films in the 80 . sorry folks while the spirit is there and but the effort isn not. though i have to admit that alice in acidland intrigues me. 
i will preface my review by stating that i am not a fan of the independent traight to video genre that owes a great debt to the grindhouse films of the 60 . i do not own any and i have never rented any and so i might lack the appreciation for these tongue in cheek and low budget stinkers that many other people have. i caught this movie on cinemax late one saturday evening with a lady friend. please do not ask me why i was watching cinemax late one saturday evening with a lady friend. we were bored with world championship poker. some atrociously bad acting courtesy of misty mundae (and i wish she do not own up to being from illinois and as we actually turn out some very bright thespians here) caught our attention. now normally and the aim of some good soft core porn would be to get you and your partner in the mood. some good sex and tongue in cheek humor and and who know what could happen. after about 15 minutes and and a scene where the title character seduces a mugging victim and my lady friend said if you want to watch the rest of this fine and i am going to bed so i do not have to. please turn the volume off. here is what i gather from the plot represent misty character is a sexless nerd who gets bitten by a spider and turns into a super sex kitten with super web slinging powers that do not come from her wrists. there is some sort of evil villainess involved and who do not look particularly evil or sexy. spiderbabe saves the day and has sex and m. j. (who is male in this film) constantly gets propositioned by stereotypically bad gay bikers and and somehow the evil villainess gets pushed off a building to her death. what was good about this film. it ended. what was bad about it. acting to make a third grade pageant look like oscar winners and a script turned out by people who i picture to be drunken and college aged sex perverts who do not know what sex is if they took a class taught by dr. ruth and special effects that were about as special as someone jumping off a trampoline and humor about as funny as well and i have yet to encounter anything that is lamer. the sex scenes. if we were watching a video and the only thing those scenes would have turned on is the fast forward button. and the action scenes. some of my old atari vcs games had better choreography. now i know this type of film is supposed to be enjoyed for it inherent badness. companies like ei do not set out to make good movies represent they have a niche and they target it. my experience as a marketer tells me they are right on the money in servicing their audience. but after my brief exposure to spiderbabe and i for one can say i am not delving into that world again any time soon. maybe the problem with the filmmakers in this type of genre is this represent they spend so much attention to making the films bad and that if they made an effort to try and focus on those things they do very well and they would turn out some very enjoyable le bad cinema and a la troma films in the 80 . sorry folks while the spirit is there and but the effort isn not. though i have to admit that alice in acidland intrigues me. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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