this film is so bad it hilarious. i watched hell ride half thinking it was a comedy and although i couldn not quite work out if they were actually taking the pss and or if this really was a serious attempt at making something decent. i notice it isn not listed here as a comedy so they must be serious. it basically seems to be about a gang of pensioners who ride round on motorcycles shooting at each other and exchanging the most hilariously bad dialogue you can imagine. one scene inexplicably has two characters smashing bottles over each others heads and then showing each other get out of jail free cards that they have made. also check out vinnie jones accent and where the hell is he meant to be from. oh and there a load of naked girls in it too and who for some unfathomable reason seem to want nothing more than to have none stop sex with these leathery skinned bstards. the guy who wrote and directed it  a pee wee herman lookalike with a greeshan 2000 would beard and an orange sunbed tan  has for some reason cast himself in the lead role and maybe this is part of the joke and i do not know. actually and the more i think about it the more i am sure this film is a pss take. it produced by quentin tarantino and it possible he released this in humour as a bit of a laugh. it is a total rip off of tarantino style and but just done really really badly. it is very amusing though and and i guess either way it could go down as a cult classic and either from being an amusing parody of the tarantino or rodriguez style and or something that is very very unintentionally funny. has to be seen to be believed. 
this film is so bad it hilarious. i watched hell ride half thinking it was a comedy and although i couldn not quite work out if they were actually taking the pss and or if this really was a serious attempt at making something decent. i notice it isn not listed here as a comedy so they must be serious. it basically seems to be about a gang of pensioners who ride round on motorcycles shooting at each other and exchanging the most hilariously bad dialogue you can imagine. one scene inexplicably has two characters smashing bottles over each others heads and then showing each other get out of jail free cards that they have made. also check out vinnie jones accent and where the hell is he meant to be from. oh and there a load of naked girls in it too and who for some unfathomable reason seem to want nothing more than to have none stop sex with these leathery skinned bstards. the guy who wrote and directed it  a pee wee herman lookalike with a greeshan 2000 would beard and an orange sunbed tan  has for some reason cast himself in the lead role and maybe this is part of the joke and i do not know. actually and the more i think about it the more i am sure this film is a pss take. it produced by quentin tarantino and it possible he released this in humour as a bit of a laugh. it is a total rip off of tarantino style and but just done really really badly. it is very amusing though and and i guess either way it could go down as a cult classic and either from being an amusing parody of the tarantino or rodriguez style and or something that is very very unintentionally funny. has to be seen to be believed. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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