i rented this pile of sewer waste hoping for a few good laughs. with a title like `zombie bikers from detroit and with dead alive productions stamped on the front cover and you would think that this could be a funny or gruesome film and but no. this is the worst movie i have ever seen (and yes and i have seen all of the police academy movies). the story (this is a joke within itself) and the dialogue are atrocious. the make up of the so called zombies looks like they used one of those two dollar `make yourself look like a zombie kits that you buy at k mart. i would rather watch beverly hills 90210 while listening to the backstreet boys and be whipped by a 400lb novelty birthday card model than to sit through another single minute of this pathetic excuse for a dvd. honestly and i could make a better movie with $3 and some popsicle sticks and a slinky. i feel as if 90 minutes of my life were stripped away from me and taken to the land of suckdom. i know that tagging on the dead alive production doesn not guarantee a great flick and but you do expect to get your moneys worth. the only thing that made me happy (save and returning the horrid mass of elephant feces) was that it wasn not titled `biker zombies from pittsburgh. i feel for detroit folks that wasted their hard earned money on this one. unless you have been lobotomized . do not buy and rent if you must  but . you will regret it. 
i rented this pile of sewer waste hoping for a few good laughs. with a title like `zombie bikers from detroit and with dead alive productions stamped on the front cover and you would think that this could be a funny or gruesome film and but no. this is the worst movie i have ever seen (and yes and i have seen all of the police academy movies). the story (this is a joke within itself) and the dialogue are atrocious. the make up of the so called zombies looks like they used one of those two dollar `make yourself look like a zombie kits that you buy at k mart. i would rather watch beverly hills 90210 while listening to the backstreet boys and be whipped by a 400lb novelty birthday card model than to sit through another single minute of this pathetic excuse for a dvd. honestly and i could make a better movie with $3 and some popsicle sticks and a slinky. i feel as if 90 minutes of my life were stripped away from me and taken to the land of suckdom. i know that tagging on the dead alive production doesn not guarantee a great flick and but you do expect to get your moneys worth. the only thing that made me happy (save and returning the horrid mass of elephant feces) was that it wasn not titled `biker zombies from pittsburgh. i feel for detroit folks that wasted their hard earned money on this one. unless you have been lobotomized . do not buy and rent if you must  but . you will regret it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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