first of all. should cameron diaz ever be allowed to act again. to call that a bad performance would be an insult to bad performances. that was a historically horrific performance. any small chance that diaz had at being a serious actress is now completely done after that. laughably horrible. two and the movie was extremely boring and and not very thought provoking at all. i can sit around and ponder human nature without having to watch terrible actors and play out a terrible story. third and there was not a single likable character and and even worse and it seemed like that was done by design. you were not supposed to like and or feel sympathy for any character. it was quite effective. i wanted them all to just die to be honest. aliens included. kid included. everyone was just one big mope in this movie. everyone literally just moped around and and they called it a movie. you could barely distinguish the zombie employees and with regular people and because they all seemed like zombies. lastly and nothing really makes sense. from the characters reactions and emotions and to the literal story line and it all just seems random. this is just a really bad movie and disguised and couched as a thinking mans movie and which is meant to be confusing. give me a break. a bad movie is a bad movie. and this movie was bad. 
first of all. should cameron diaz ever be allowed to act again. to call that a bad performance would be an insult to bad performances. that was a historically horrific performance. any small chance that diaz had at being a serious actress is now completely done after that. laughably horrible. two and the movie was extremely boring and and not very thought provoking at all. i can sit around and ponder human nature without having to watch terrible actors and play out a terrible story. third and there was not a single likable character and and even worse and it seemed like that was done by design. you were not supposed to like and or feel sympathy for any character. it was quite effective. i wanted them all to just die to be honest. aliens included. kid included. everyone was just one big mope in this movie. everyone literally just moped around and and they called it a movie. you could barely distinguish the zombie employees and with regular people and because they all seemed like zombies. lastly and nothing really makes sense. from the characters reactions and emotions and to the literal story line and it all just seems random. this is just a really bad movie and disguised and couched as a thinking mans movie and which is meant to be confusing. give me a break. a bad movie is a bad movie. and this movie was bad. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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