being a former mst3k watcher and even i found this movie unwatchable. the awful attempts at humor heck the awful attempts at acting. nobody needs to read a harangue on this piece of junk. i just like how all the positive reviews were clearly written by cast members or family friends. just click on their other reviews and wow they are all reviewing modern vampires. give me a couple of bucks and i can make a movie better than this. one of the most incompetent pieces of film making i have ever seen and that saying something. watch at your own risk. rating represent negative . 
being a former mst3k watcher and even i found this movie unwatchable. the awful attempts at humor heck the awful attempts at acting. nobody needs to read a harangue on this piece of junk. i just like how all the positive reviews were clearly written by cast members or family friends. just click on their other reviews and wow they are all reviewing modern vampires. give me a couple of bucks and i can make a movie better than this. one of the most incompetent pieces of film making i have ever seen and that saying something. watch at your own risk. rating represent negative . ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

Judge the movie review above, you need to make a function call:
    If you feel the movie review is positive
        print "This is a semantically positive review."
    Otherwise, if you feel the movie review is negative
        print "This is a semantically negative review."
