the secret life starts with the worst possible narrative intro represent the crimes committed by jeffrey dahmer are too horrible to make a film about. okay and so what are you suggesting. that we shouldn not bother to continue watching as the film would not be accurate or bloody and anyway. and they were right and too. the film isn not the least bit shocking and contains almost no blood or gore at all. although i think that mainly due to the low budget production values and not because of dahmer crimes being too horrific. basically and the secret life represent jeffrey dahmer is just one sequence repeated over and over again. young and pitiful and mentally confused jeffrey picks up victims (always males and as he was a homosexual) and kills them and then talks about how it wasn not his intention to hurt them and about how lonely he is. this gets boring really quick and even the admirable performance by unknown actor carl crew can not save this movie from being a total dud. still and this version is much better than the pretentious and hopelessly muddled dahmer that got released in 2002. 
the secret life starts with the worst possible narrative intro represent the crimes committed by jeffrey dahmer are too horrible to make a film about. okay and so what are you suggesting. that we shouldn not bother to continue watching as the film would not be accurate or bloody and anyway. and they were right and too. the film isn not the least bit shocking and contains almost no blood or gore at all. although i think that mainly due to the low budget production values and not because of dahmer crimes being too horrific. basically and the secret life represent jeffrey dahmer is just one sequence repeated over and over again. young and pitiful and mentally confused jeffrey picks up victims (always males and as he was a homosexual) and kills them and then talks about how it wasn not his intention to hurt them and about how lonely he is. this gets boring really quick and even the admirable performance by unknown actor carl crew can not save this movie from being a total dud. still and this version is much better than the pretentious and hopelessly muddled dahmer that got released in 2002. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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