boyle heights and los angeles represent legendary south american goat sucking vampire and el chupacabra and is on the loose and feeding on anyone unlucky enough to cross its path. animal control officer navarro (eric alegria) and chupacabra expert or author starlina divide (elina madison) attempt to track down the creature and but find their progress hampered by a pair of dumb cops and money hungry locals keen to capture the beast for a fat reward and and a couple of nefarious scientists who want the monster for their experiments. stinking higher than a two week old taco and el chupacabra is an incredibly bad horror movie that even fans of incredibly bad horror movies might struggle to sit through. with its dreadful script and awful direction (by not one and but two talentless hacksbrennon jones and paul wynne) and laughable dialogue and and some of the worst acting this side of a porn flick and i recommend this film about as much as i do drinking the tap water in mexico. as navarro and starlina proceed with their investigations and viewers are treated to some incredibly weak gore and the worst designed book jacket in history and the most unconvincing dead person i have seen since the blinking corpse in dr. butcher md and and a high tech computerised security system consisting of a keyboard nailed to a post. to be fair and for a guy in a rubber suit and the monster itself is fairly creepy (hairy and with big claws and and a face like a particularly ugly bat) and but its appearances are few and far between and with more screen time spent on the tedious trials and tribulations of whiney officer navarro than on the killer antics of the titular creature (just how many times is it necessary to see navarro handing in paperwork to his bitchy boss. ). if and like me and you make the mistake of wasting your hard earned cash on this dreadful latino bilge (in my case and it was a whole 50p) and consider using the disc as a coaster for your tequila rather than actually watching it. 
boyle heights and los angeles represent legendary south american goat sucking vampire and el chupacabra and is on the loose and feeding on anyone unlucky enough to cross its path. animal control officer navarro (eric alegria) and chupacabra expert or author starlina divide (elina madison) attempt to track down the creature and but find their progress hampered by a pair of dumb cops and money hungry locals keen to capture the beast for a fat reward and and a couple of nefarious scientists who want the monster for their experiments. stinking higher than a two week old taco and el chupacabra is an incredibly bad horror movie that even fans of incredibly bad horror movies might struggle to sit through. with its dreadful script and awful direction (by not one and but two talentless hacksbrennon jones and paul wynne) and laughable dialogue and and some of the worst acting this side of a porn flick and i recommend this film about as much as i do drinking the tap water in mexico. as navarro and starlina proceed with their investigations and viewers are treated to some incredibly weak gore and the worst designed book jacket in history and the most unconvincing dead person i have seen since the blinking corpse in dr. butcher md and and a high tech computerised security system consisting of a keyboard nailed to a post. to be fair and for a guy in a rubber suit and the monster itself is fairly creepy (hairy and with big claws and and a face like a particularly ugly bat) and but its appearances are few and far between and with more screen time spent on the tedious trials and tribulations of whiney officer navarro than on the killer antics of the titular creature (just how many times is it necessary to see navarro handing in paperwork to his bitchy boss. ). if and like me and you make the mistake of wasting your hard earned cash on this dreadful latino bilge (in my case and it was a whole 50p) and consider using the disc as a coaster for your tequila rather than actually watching it. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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