the opening of morte a venezia resembles a duran duran music video with classical music and this is the highlight of the movie in terms of what theo . in terms of everything  and but especially excitement . i doubt if there ever been a more sluggish slower moving movie than this one . yeah okay it a european art house movie so i wasn not expecting charles bronson to massacre hordes of bad guys but even so i did expect some substance if not an actual plot the film revolves around professor gustav von aschenbach visiting venice . gustav visits venice and goes on a gondola  and gustav eats in an expensive restaurant  and gustav looks out of his hotel window and if it excitement you want gustav has a flashback bad enough if this was the entire movie but it gets worse because gustav notices a pretty boy teenager . so you have got a middle aged academic lusting after some teenage boy he has seen  and some old queen is becoming obsessed with a stranger . great idea for a movie . i do not think so either and thank gawd it remained a yawn fest instead of some sleazy precursor to gay porn i notice a lot of people who praise this movie have tried to intellectualise it . i can only be monosyllabic and unpretentious in my view and say that the only subtext i could relate to was the physical and emotional disintegration of gustav but it wasn not caused by the effete beauty of the teenage boy  it was caused by watching such a boring and ostentatious movie. 
the opening of morte a venezia resembles a duran duran music video with classical music and this is the highlight of the movie in terms of what theo . in terms of everything  and but especially excitement . i doubt if there ever been a more sluggish slower moving movie than this one . yeah okay it a european art house movie so i wasn not expecting charles bronson to massacre hordes of bad guys but even so i did expect some substance if not an actual plot the film revolves around professor gustav von aschenbach visiting venice . gustav visits venice and goes on a gondola  and gustav eats in an expensive restaurant  and gustav looks out of his hotel window and if it excitement you want gustav has a flashback bad enough if this was the entire movie but it gets worse because gustav notices a pretty boy teenager . so you have got a middle aged academic lusting after some teenage boy he has seen  and some old queen is becoming obsessed with a stranger . great idea for a movie . i do not think so either and thank gawd it remained a yawn fest instead of some sleazy precursor to gay porn i notice a lot of people who praise this movie have tried to intellectualise it . i can only be monosyllabic and unpretentious in my view and say that the only subtext i could relate to was the physical and emotional disintegration of gustav but it wasn not caused by the effete beauty of the teenage boy  it was caused by watching such a boring and ostentatious movie. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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