holy sweet murder this is quite possibly the least funny movie i have ever seen. you can take my word for this as truth because it playing on television right now. it really one of the most pathetic productions i have ever seen. there is not a single redeemable aspect of this flick. it just lacks any humor whatsoever. the only good thing it possibly has going for it is that it so unfunny that it wholly unmemorable. in fact and i just sat through some ridiculous sub plot and i can not really tell you what went on. the only reason i can even possibly remember having seen this movie is because it so absolutely humorless it will stick in my mind forever based on that alone. an absolutely must miss. if your friend wants to show it to you and shoot him and save yourself the boredom. 
holy sweet murder this is quite possibly the least funny movie i have ever seen. you can take my word for this as truth because it playing on television right now. it really one of the most pathetic productions i have ever seen. there is not a single redeemable aspect of this flick. it just lacks any humor whatsoever. the only good thing it possibly has going for it is that it so unfunny that it wholly unmemorable. in fact and i just sat through some ridiculous sub plot and i can not really tell you what went on. the only reason i can even possibly remember having seen this movie is because it so absolutely humorless it will stick in my mind forever based on that alone. an absolutely must miss. if your friend wants to show it to you and shoot him and save yourself the boredom. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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