e. elias merhige existentialist experiment in the enduring is definitely one hell of a boring watch. this is like something alexander de large was forced to watch in a clockwork orange. but and despite just how unwatchable this film really is and it is a success. if you are reading this and have not already seen the film and then it is too late. for me and at least and the payoff (after 3 separate viewings with lots of break in between mind you) was seeing the list of characters after the story was told. that when the simple message hit home. but i wonder if merhige could have told a 5 minutes story in about 30 and instead of 78. however and seeing as how the cast of credits is displayed prominently on the front page for this movie and the cat is already out of the bag and you surely will only appreciate this film if you appreciate existentialist film making from the early 20th century. even then and you might puke. negative (but i commend merhige for crafted a piece of art and even if it is unwatchable). 
e. elias merhige existentialist experiment in the enduring is definitely one hell of a boring watch. this is like something alexander de large was forced to watch in a clockwork orange. but and despite just how unwatchable this film really is and it is a success. if you are reading this and have not already seen the film and then it is too late. for me and at least and the payoff (after 3 separate viewings with lots of break in between mind you) was seeing the list of characters after the story was told. that when the simple message hit home. but i wonder if merhige could have told a 5 minutes story in about 30 and instead of 78. however and seeing as how the cast of credits is displayed prominently on the front page for this movie and the cat is already out of the bag and you surely will only appreciate this film if you appreciate existentialist film making from the early 20th century. even then and you might puke. negative (but i commend merhige for crafted a piece of art and even if it is unwatchable). ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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