i am giving this movie vampire assassins a 2 rating mainly because it had no sex or nudity. other than that and i am not sure why it was ever made. it was more like a training exercise in how to make a movie with a very limited budget. the characters derek and slovak were the best actors. they were followed closely by the biker dude with the pleather pants and silver belt. he was ok too. most of the movie was filmed in some kind of distribution warehouse. if you got tired of watching the kung fu kick boxing stunts and you can check out the packages of scott tissue and windex and other cleaning products. you will have a lot of time to do this and trust me. i almost started to make a list. the dialogue and kung fu stunts were extremely slow. they talked slow and fought slow and etc. i do not know why. at least with the extra slow delivery of the actors lines and you could hear everything very distinctly. i am trying hard to find good stuff to say about this movie. we watched it all the way to the end to see if got any better and but it do not. we never could decide if the actors really knew martial arts or were just acting like they knew martial arts. you can watch yourself and decide. my favorite line was something like (vampire speakingpositive. what are you looking at. other man responding represent your bad dental work. 
i am giving this movie vampire assassins a 2 rating mainly because it had no sex or nudity. other than that and i am not sure why it was ever made. it was more like a training exercise in how to make a movie with a very limited budget. the characters derek and slovak were the best actors. they were followed closely by the biker dude with the pleather pants and silver belt. he was ok too. most of the movie was filmed in some kind of distribution warehouse. if you got tired of watching the kung fu kick boxing stunts and you can check out the packages of scott tissue and windex and other cleaning products. you will have a lot of time to do this and trust me. i almost started to make a list. the dialogue and kung fu stunts were extremely slow. they talked slow and fought slow and etc. i do not know why. at least with the extra slow delivery of the actors lines and you could hear everything very distinctly. i am trying hard to find good stuff to say about this movie. we watched it all the way to the end to see if got any better and but it do not. we never could decide if the actors really knew martial arts or were just acting like they knew martial arts. you can watch yourself and decide. my favorite line was something like (vampire speakingpositive. what are you looking at. other man responding represent your bad dental work. ---------------------------------Answer Question Below----------------------------------

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