def pickup():
	import random

	pickup = """Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
Are you a potato? because you look like one
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
I’m asian so I’ll eat your cat
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you﻿.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.﻿
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
"""

	text = pickup.splitlines()
	message = (text[random.randint(0, (len(text)) - 1)])
	return message