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:: RE nickname [nobr]

<<set $nextButton = "Continue", $nextLink = "AS Dump">>
<<if $seed == 1>>
	<<set $returnTo = "RIE Eligibility Check">>
<<else>>
	<<set $returnTo = "Next Week">>
<</if>>

<<set $activeSlave = $eventSlave>>
<<setLocalPronouns $activeSlave>>

/* NICKNAME QUALIFICATION CHECKS */

<<set $qualifiedNicknames = []>>

<<if ($activeSlave.nationality != 0)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("nationality")>>
<</if>>

<<if ($seeRace == 1)>>
<<switch $activeSlave.race>>
<<case "amerindian">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("amerindian")>>
<<case "asian">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("asian")>>
<<case "black">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("black")>>
<<case "indo-aryan">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("indo-aryan")>>
<<case "latina">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("latina")>>
<<case "malay">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("malay")>>
<<case "middle eastern">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("middle eastern")>>
<<case "mixed race">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("mixed race")>>
<<case "pacific islander">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("pacific islander")>>
<<case "semitic">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("semitic")>>
<<case "southern european">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("southern european")>>
<<case "white">>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("white")>>
<</switch>>
<</if>>

<<if ($activeSlave.boobs < 500) && ($activeSlave.butt < 3) && ($activeSlave.weight <= 10)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("girlish")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.boobs <= 300)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("flat")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2) || ($activeSlave.vagina > 2)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("loose")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.boobs < 500) && ($activeSlave.butt < 3) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("trap")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 500) && ($activeSlave.butt > 3) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("trans")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.weight > 30)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("chubby")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.weight > 100)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("fat")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.muscles > 30)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("muscles")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.energy > 95)>>
	<<if $activeSlave.anus > 1>>
		<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("buttslut")>>
	<</if>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("cumslut")>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("humiliation")>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("submissive")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && $activeSlave.anus > 0>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("buttslut")>>
<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("butt toy")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("cumslut")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("humiliation")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "submissive") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("submissive")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.oralCount+$activeSlave.vaginalCount+$activeSlave.analCount > 500)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("veteran")>>
<</if>>
<<if (($activeSlave.boobs*$activeSlave.lactation) > 1000)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("cow")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.oralSkill <= 30) && ($activeSlave.analSkill <= 30)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("novice")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $HeadGirl.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("head girl")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Bodyguard.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("bodyguard")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Concubine.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Concubine")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Attendant.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Attendant")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Matron.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Matron")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Madam.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Madam")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $DJ.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("DJ")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Recruiter.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Recruiter")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Wardeness.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Wardeness")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Milkmaid.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Milkmaid")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Farmer.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Farmer")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Milkmaid.ID) && $activeSlave.dick > 5 && canPenetrate($activeSlave) && $cumSlaves > 3>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Collectrix")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Stewardess.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Stewardess")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Schoolteacher.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Schoolteacher")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Nurse.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Nurse")>>
<</if>>

<<if ($activeSlave.ID == $Lurcher.ID)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("Lurcher")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.assignment == "be a subordinate slave")>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("server")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.nipples == "huge") || ($activeSlave.nipples == "puffy")>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("nipples")>>
<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "fuckable")>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("nippleCunts")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.areolae > 2)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("areolae")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.lips > 40)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("lips")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.labia > 1) && ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("labia")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge < 18)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("young")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 35)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("old")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 59)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("reallyold")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("amp")>>
<</if>>
<<if Math.floor($activeSlave.boobsImplant/$activeSlave.boobs) >= .60 || Math.floor($activeSlave.buttImplant/$activeSlave.butt) > .60>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("implants")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.boobsImplant >= 750) && Math.floor($activeSlave.boobsImplant/$activeSlave.boobs) >= .60 && ($activeSlave.buttImplant >= 2) && Math.floor($activeSlave.buttImplant/$activeSlave.butt) > .60 && ($activeSlave.lipsImplant >= 10) && Math.floor($activeSlave.lipsImplant/$activeSlave.lips) > .30 && ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant < -15)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("bimbo")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant < -50)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("stupid")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 50)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("smart")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.eyes == -2)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("blind")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.hears == -2)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("deaf")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.voice == 0)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("mute")>>
<</if>>
<<if $activeSlave.breedingMark == 1 && $propOutcome == 1>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("mark")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.broodmother > 1) && ($activeSlave.preg >= 37)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("hyperbroodmother")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.broodmother == 1) && ($activeSlave.preg >= 37)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("broodmother")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 300000)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("hyperpreg")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 30000) && ($activeSlave.boobs >= 5000) && ($activeSlave.butt > 5) && ($activeSlave.hips >= 2) && ($activeSlave.weight < 100)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("fertilityGoddess")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 5) && ($activeSlave.balls > 5) && ($activeSlave.slavesKnockedUp > 4)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("babymaker")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.prostate > 2) && ($activeSlave.dick == 0) && ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("superSquirter")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 100) && ($activeSlave.pregKnown == 1)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("preg")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 4)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("hung")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("gelding")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.dick == 1)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("micropenis")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.boobs >= 800)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("boobs")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.butt > 5)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("butt")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("virgin")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.height >= 185)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("tall")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.height < 150)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("short")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.vagina == 1) && ($activeSlave.vaginalSkill <= 10)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("vaginalWhiner")>>
<</if>>
<<if ($activeSlave.anus == 1) && ($activeSlave.analSkill <= 10)>>
	<<set $qualifiedNicknames.push("analWhiner")>>
<</if>>

<<if ($qualifiedNicknames.length == 0)>>
	<<goto "RIE Eligibility Check">>
<<else>>

<<set $nickname = $qualifiedNicknames.random()>>

<<switch $nickname>>
<<case "nationality">>
	<<switch $activeSlave.nationality>>
	<<case "Afghan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Afghan'", "'Afghani'", "'Bactrian'", "'Chai Girl'", "'Kabul'", "'Kandahar'", "'Pashtun'", "'Peshawar'", "'Poppy'", "'Taliban'")>>
	<<case "Albanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Albanian'", "'Durrës'", "'Hoxha'", "'Sejdia'", "'Shiptar'", "'Tirana'")>>
	<<case "Algerian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Algerian'", "'Algiers'", "'Casbah'", "'Corsair'", "'Djamila'", "'Harki'", "'Hassiba'", "'Oran'", "'Pied-Noir'", "'Zhora'")>>
	<<case "American">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'American'", "'Amerifat'", "'Burger'", "'California'", "'Chicago'", "'Columbia'", "'Hollywood'", "'Lady Liberty'", "'Lone Star'", "'New York'", "'Septic'", "'Stars & Stripes'", "'Trump'", "'Washington'", "'Yank'", "'Yankee'")>>
	<<case "Andorran">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Andorran'", "'La Vella'", "'Les Escaldes'", "'Ski Trip'", "'Skossyreff'")>>
	<<case "Angolan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Angolan'", "'Cabinda'", "'Huambo'", "'Luanda'", "'Ndongo'")>>
	<<case "Antiguan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'All Saints'", "'Antiguan'", "'Barbuda'", "'Barbudan'", "'Redonda'", "'St. John's'")>>
	<<case "Argentinian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Argentine'", "'Argentinean'", "'Argentinian'", "'Blanca'", "'Buenos Aires'", "'Evita'", "'Gaucha'", "'Macri'", "'Malvinas'", "'Patagonia'", "'Perón'")>>
	<<case "Armenian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Armenian'", "'Armo'", "'Hachik'", "'Hayastan'", "'Khorovats'", "'Rabiz'", "'Yerevan'")>>
	<<case "Aruban">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Aruban'", "'Caquetio'", "'Croes'", "'Oranjestad'")>>
	<<case "Australian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Abo'", "'Aussie'", "'Australian'", "'Bogan'", "'Canberra'", "'Convict'", "'Crikey'", "'Down Under'", "'Kangaroo'", "'Mad'", "'Melbourne'", "'Sheila'", "'Skip'", "'Skippy'", "'Sydney'")>>
	<<case "Austrian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Anschluss'", "'Austrian'", "'Fritzl'", "'Fut'", "'Maria'", "'Vienna'", "'Wiener'")>>
	<<case "Azerbaijani">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Atropatene'", "'Azerbaijani'", "'Azerbaijanian'", "'Azeri'", "'Baku'", "'Black January'", "'Ganja'")>>
	<<case "Bahamian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bahama Mama'", "'Bahamian'", "'Columbus'", "'Lucayan'", "'Nassau'")>>
	<<case "Bahraini">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bahraini'", "'Manama'", "'Pearl'", "'Two Seas'", "'Zubarah'")>>
	<<case "Bangladeshi">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bangamata'", "'Bangla'", "'Bangladeshi'", "'Bengalese'", "'Bengali'", "'Bengi'", "'Bengullie'", "'Bennie'", "'Bhibhi'", "'Bhola'", "'Deshi'", "'Dhaka'", "'Mujibnagar'", "'Sweatshop'", "'Tiger'")>>
	<<case "Barbadian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bajan'", "'Barbadian'", "'Bridgetown'", "'Sugar Cane'")>>
	<<case "Belarusian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Belarusian'", "'Bulbash'", "'Lukashenko'", "'Minsk'", "'Shlyukha'", "'Šliucha'", "'Stalker'", "'White Russian'")>>
	<<case "Belgian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Antwerp'", "'Belgian'", "'Belgica'", "'Brussels'", "'Sprout'", "'Straatmeid'", "'Truttemie'", "'Waffles'")>>
	<<case "Belizean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Belizean'", "'Belmopan'", "'Great Blue Hole'", "'Punta'")>>
	<<case "Beninese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Abomey'", "'Beninese'", "'Beninois'", "'Cotonou'", "'Dahomey'", "'Porto-Novo'")>>
	<<case "Bermudian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bermuda Triangle'", "'Bermudan'", "'Bermudian'", "'Hamilton'", "'Onion'", "'St. George's'")>>
	<<case "Bhutanese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bhutanese'", "'Dragon Queen'", "'Druk'", "'Phuntsholing'", "'Punakha'", "'Thimphu'")>>
	<<case "Bissau-Guinean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bissau'", "'Bissau-Guinean'", "'Boe'", "'Bolama'", "'Kriol'")>>
	<<case "Bolivian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bolivian'", "'Chuquisaca'", "'La Paz'", "'Santa Cruz'", "'Sucre'", "'Titicaca'")>>
	<<case "Bosnian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Banja Luka'", "'Bosniak'", "'Bosnian'", "'Herzegovina'", "'Sarajevo'", "'Tvrtko'")>>
	<<case "Brazilian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'7-1'", "'Amazon'", "'Bauru'", "'Brasília'", "'Brazilian'", "'Bunda'", "'Carmen Miranda'", "'Dago'", "'Favelada'", "'Hue'", "'Ipanema'", "'Monkey'", "'Rio de Janeiro'", "'São Paulo'", "'Zika'")>>
	<<case "British">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Brexit'", "'Brit'", "'Britannia'", "'Britbong'", "'British'", "'Briton'", "'Chav'", "'Fish'n'Chips'", "'Gov'nor'", "'Limey'", "'London'", "'Pikey'", "'Pommie'", "'Rosbif'", "'Scrubber'", "'Slag'", "'Slapper'")>>
	<<case "Bruneian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Abode of Peace'", "'Bandar Seri Begawan'", "'Bolkiah'", "'Bruneian'", "'Sultan'")>>
	<<case "Bulgarian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bulgar'", "'Bulgarian'", "'Nikopol'", "'Pliska'", "'Sofia'", "'Zhivkov'")>>
	<<case "Burkinabé">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Burkina Fasan'", "'Burkinabé'", "'Ouagadougou'", "'Sankara'", "'Upper Volta'")>>
	<<case "Burmese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bamar'", "'Burma Shave'", "'Burmsese'", "'Burmese Python'", "'Golden Triangle'", "'Mandalay'", "'Myanma'", "'Myanmar'", "'Myanmese'", "'Naypyidaw'", "'Pagan'", "'Rangoon'", "'Yangon'")>>
	<<case "Burundian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bagaza'", "'Bujumbura'", "'Burundian'", "'Heha'", "'Umurundi'")>>
	<<case "Cambodian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Angkor Wat'", "'Cambodian'", "'Holiday in Cambodia'", "'Khmer'", "'Phnom Penh'", "'Pol Pot'")>>
	<<case "Cameroonian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Biya'", "'Cameroonian'", "'Douala'", "'Yaoundé'")>>
	<<case "Canadian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Canadian'", "'Canadienne'", "'Canuck'", "'Leaf'", "'Loonie'", "'Maple Syrup'", "'Montreal'", "'Mountie'", "'Ottawa'", "'Poutine'", "'Quebec'", "'Toronto'", "'Vancouver'", "'Yukon'")>>
	<<case "Cape Verdean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Cabo Verde'", "'Cap-Vert'", "'Cape Verdean'", "'Praia'")>>
	<<case "Catalan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Barcelona'", "'Castell'", "'Catalan'", "'Catalonian'", "'Catalufo'", "'Senyera'", "'Spanish'")>>
	<<case "Central African">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Abiras'", "'Bangui'", "'Bokassa'", "'Central African'", "'Ubangi-Shari'")>>
	<<case "Chadian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Chad'", "'Chadian'", "'Habré'", "'N'Djamena'", "'Tombalbaye'")>>
	<<case "Chilean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Chela'", "'Chilean'", "'Chilote'", "'Pinochet'", "'Rota'", "'Santiago'", "'Toya'", "'Valparaíso'")>>
	<<case "Chinese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Beijing'", "'Chankoro'", "'Chinese'", "'Ching Chong'", "'Chink'", "'Cina'", "'Dim Sum'", "'Dragon'", "'Empress'", "'Great Wall'", "'Guangzhou'", "'Hong Kong'", "'Kowloon'", "'Kung Fu'", "'Lead Toys'", "'Lotus'", "'Macau'", "'Made in China'", "'Manchu'", "'Nanking'", "'Renmenbi'", "'Shanghai'", "'Triad'")>>
	<<case "Colombian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bogotá'", "'Cafetera'", "'Coca'", "'Colombian'", "'Crystal'", "'FARC'", "'Pablita Escobar'")>>
	<<case "Comorian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Comoran'", "'Comorian'", "'Karthala'", "'Mayotte'", "'Moroni'")>>
	<<case "Congolese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Brazzaville'", "'Congolese'", "'Ngouabi'", "'Nguesso'")>>
	<<case "a Cook Islander">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Avarua'", "'Cook'", "'Cook Islander'", "'Rarotonga'")>>
	<<case "Costa Rican">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Cartago'", "'Costa Rican'", "'Ferrer'", "'Oxcart'", "'San José'", "'Tica'")>>
	<<case "Croatian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Croat'", "'Croatian'", "'Tito'", "'Zagreb'")>>
	<<case "Cuban">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Blockade'", "'Castro'", "'Cigars'", "'Commie'", "'Cuban'", "'Guantanamo'", "'Havana'", "'Scarface'")>>
	<<case "Curaçaoan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Antillean'", "'Arawak'", "'Caquetio'", "'Curaçaoan'", "'Divi-Divi'", "'Djucu'", "'Happy Field'", "'Healer'", "'Heart'", "'Mirage'", "'Papiamento'", "'Sint Michiel'", "'Stew Cat'", "'Willemstad'")>>
	<<case "Cypriot">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Atilla'", "'Cyprian'", "'Cypriot'", "'Enosis'", "'Nicosia'")>>
	<<case "Czech">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bohemian'", "'Bohunk'", "'Čechie'", "'Czech'", "'Czechia'", "'Czechnya'", "'Kunda'", "'Moravian'", "'Prague'", "'Silesian'", "'Velvet'")>>
	<<case "Danish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Copenhagen'", "'Dane'", "'Danish'", "'Danske'", "'Ludertæve'", "'Tøs'", "'Viking'")>>
	<<case "Djiboutian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Afar'", "'Djiboutian'", "'Ifat'", "'Obock'", "'Punt'", "'Tadjoura'")>>
	<<case "Dominican">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Caribbean'", "'Domingo'", "'Dominican'", "'Palo'", "'Quisqueyana'", "'Santo Domingo'", "'Taíno'", "'Trinitaria'", "'Trujillo'")>>
	<<case "Dominiquais">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Dominican'", "'Dominiquais'", "'Red Dog'", "'Roseau'", "'Sisserou'")>>
	<<case "Dutch">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Amsterdam'", "'Cheesehead'", "'Dutch'", "'Dutchie'", "'Holland'", "'Netherlander'", "'Rotterdam'", "'Slaaf'", "'Slet'", "'The Hague'")>>
	<<case "East Timorese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'27th Province'", "'Dili'", "'East Timorese'", "'Lifau'", "'Maubere'", "'Timor Leste'", "'Timorese'")>>
	<<case "Ecuadorian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ecuadorian'", "'Galápagos'", "'Guayaquil'", "'Quito'")>>
	<<case "Egyptian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Cairo'", "'Cleopatra'", "'Egyptian'", "'Misirlou'", "'Sinai'", "'Sphinx'", "'Suez'")>>
	<<case "Emirati">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Abu Dhabi'", "'Bedouin'", "'Dubai'", "'Emirati'", "'Emiri'", "'Emirian'")>>
	<<case "Equatoguinean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bata'", "'Equatoguinean'", "'Equatorial Guinean'", "'Malabo'", "'Nguema'", "'Oyala'")>>
	<<case "Eritrean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Asmara'", "'Bahri Negash'", "'Eritrean'", "'Massawa'", "'Medri Bahri'", "'Punt'", "'Red Sea'")>>
	<<case "Estonian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Baltic'", "'Eesti'", "'Estonian'", "'Tallinn'", "'Tartu'", "'Yestonian'")>>
	<<case "Ethiopian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Addis Ababa'", "'Ethiopian'", "'Mengistu'", "'Oromo'", "'Rastafarian'")>>
	<<case "Fijian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Feejee'", "'Fijian'", "'Itaukei'", "'Levuka'", "'Nasinu'", "'Suva'", "'Viti Levu'")>>
	<<case "Filipina">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Baguio'", "'Filipina'", "'Flip'", "'Manila'", "'Marcos'", "'Philippine'", "'Pinay'", "'Pinoy'", "'Quezon'", "'Tagalog'")>>
	<<case "Finnish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'China Swede'", "'Chukhna'", "'Finn'", "'Finnic'", "'Finnish'", "'Finnish Maiden'", "'Finnjävel'", "'Helsinki'", "'Mämmi'", "'Perkele'", "'Saunagirl'", "'Suomi'", "'Winter War'")>>
	<<case "French">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Belle'", "'Charlie Hebdo'", "'Crapaud'", "'Fille de Joie'", "'Français'", "'French'", "'Frenchie'", "'Frog'", "'Gabacha'", "'Gaul'", "'Lyon'", "'Mademoiselle'", "'Marianne'", "'Marseille'", "'Napoleon'", "'Paris'", "'Surrender Monkey'")>>
	<<case "French Guianan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Cayenne'", "'French Guianan'", "'French Guianese'", "'Île du Diable'", "'Kourou'")>>
	<<case "French Polynesian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Faaa'", "'Fangataufa'", "'French Polynesian'", "'Moruroa'", "'Papeete'", "'Tahiti'")>>
	<<case "Gabonese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bongo'", "'Gabonais'", "'Gabonese'", "'Libreville'", "'Orungu'")>>
	<<case "Gambian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Banjul'", "'Gambian'", "'Jammeh'", "'Jawara'", "'Serekunda'")>>
	<<case "Georgian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Georgian'", "'Kutaisi'", "'Mepe'", "'Tamar'", "'Tbilisi'")>>
	<<case "German">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bavarian'", "'Berlin'", "'Bonn'", "'Bratwurst'", "'Cabbage Eater'", "'Deutsche'", "'Dresden'", "'Fraulein'", "'German'", "'Germania'", "'Jerry'", "'Hitler'", "'Hun'", "'Kraut'", "'Nazi'", "'Nuremberg'", "'Oktoberfest'", "'Piefke'", "'Prussian'", "'Saupreiß'", "'Teuton'", "'Valkyrie'")>>
	<<case "Ghanan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Accra'", "'Akan'", "'Ghanan'", "'Gold Coast'", "'Warrior Queen'", "'Shaman Queen'")>>
	<<case "Greek">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Athens'", "'Debts'", "'Greco'", "'Grecoman'", "'Greek'", "'Hellene'", "'Hellenic'", "'Ionian'", "'Nafplio'", "'Spartan'")>>
	<<case "Greenlandic">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Eskimo'", "'Godthåb'", "'Greenlander'", "'Greenlandic'", "'Inuit'", "'Nuuk'")>>
	<<case "Grenadian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Grenada Dove'", "'Grenadian'", "'St. George's'", "'Urgent Fury'", "'Woolie'")>>
	<<case "Guamanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'51st State'", "'Arc Light'", "'Chamorro'", "'Dededo'", "'Guamanian'", "'Hagåtña'", "'Military Base'", "'Tamuning'")>>
	<<case "Guatemalan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Carrera'", "'Chapín'", "'Guatemalan'", "'Mayan'")>>
	<<case "Guinean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bauxite'", "'Conakry'", "'Guinean'", "'Toure'")>>
	<<case "Guyanese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Flavor Aid'", "'Georgetown'", "'Guyanese'", "'Hoatzin'", "'Jonestown'")>>
	<<case "Haitian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ayisyen'", "'Duvalier'", "'Haitian'", "'Maîtresse'", "'Mama Doc'", "'Maman'", "'Port-au-Prince'", "'Tortuga'", "'Voodoo'")>>
	<<case "Honduran">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Anchuria'", "'Catracha'", "'Comayagua'", "'Comayagüela'", "'Honduran'", "'Tegucigalpa'")>>
	<<case "Hungarian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bozgor'", "'Budapest'", "'Hungarian'", "'Kádár'", "'Magyar'", "'Szuka'")>>
	<<case "I-Kiribati">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bairiki'", "'Betio'", "'Butaritari'", "'Gilbert'", "'I-Kiribati'", "'Kiribatian'", "'Tarawa'", "'Tungaru'")>>
	<<case "Icelandic">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bessastaðir'", "'Fjallkona'", "'Icelander'", "'Icelandic'", "'Penis Museum'", "'Reykjavík'", "'Sagas'", "'Þingvellir'")>>
	<<case "Indian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bharat Mata'", "'Bhibhi'", "'Bhopal'", "'Bollywood'", "'Bombay'", "'Delhi'", "'Gandhi'", "'Hindi'", "'Indian'", "'Mahatma'", "'Mumbai'", "'Punjabi'", "'Savita'", "'Street Shitter'", "'Taj Mahal'")>>
	<<case "Indonesian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ibu Pertiwi'", "'Indon'", "'Indonesian'", "'Jakarta'", "'Java'", "'Malay'", "'Suharto'", "'Sukarno'", "'Sunda'")>>
	<<case "Iraqi">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Assyrian'", "'Babylonian'", "'Baghdad'", "'Fallujah'", "'Fertile Crescent'", "'Hussein'", "'Iraqi'", "'Mesopotamian'", "'Oilfields'", "'Whore of Babylon'")>>
	<<case "Iranian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ayatollah'", "'Iranian'", "'Iranic'", "'Khamenei'", "'Majus'", "'Persian'", "'Shah'", "'Tehran'")>>
	<<case "Irish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Carbomb'", "'Culchie'", "'Dublin'", "'Emerald'", "'Hibernia'", "'Irish'", "'Irishwoman'", "'Jackeen'", "'Lassie'", "'Mick'", "'Paddy'", "'Potato Famine'", "'Sinn Féin'")>>
	<<case "Israeli">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'God's Chosen'", "'Hebrew'", "'Israeli'", "'Israelite'", "'Jaffa'", "'Jerusalem'", "'Levantine'", "'Tel Aviv'", "'Merchant'", "'Oven Dodger'", "'Shiksa'", "'Sharmuta'", "'Shekels'", "'Srulik'", "'Tel Aviv'", "'Zio'", "'Zionist'")>>
	<<case "Italian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bologna'", "'Eytie'", "'Florence'", "'Greaseball'", "'Italia Turrita'", "'Italian'", "'Latin'", "'Mafia'", "'Milan'", "'Mussolini'", "'Napoli'", "'Renaissance'", "'Rome'", "'Salami'", "'Sicilian'", "'Spaghetti'", "'Terrone'", "'Wop'")>>
	<<case "Ivorian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Abidjan'", "'Baoulé'", "'Houphouët-Boigny'", "'Ivorian'", "'Ivory'", "'Yamoussoukro'")>>
	<<case "Jamaican">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Arawak'", "'Jamaican'", "'Jamdown'", "'Jamrock'", "'Kingston'", "'Kush'", "'Port Royal'", "'Rasta'", "'Reggae'", "'Rock'", "'West Indies'", "'Xaymaca'", "'Yardie'")>>
	<<case "Japanese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Anime'", "'Banzai'", "'Bishoujo'", "'Fukushima'", "'Geisha Girl'", "'Hello Kitty'", "'Hirohito'", "'Hiroshima'", "'Hokkaido'", "'Ichiban'", "'Jap'", "'Japanese'", "'Kamikaze'", "'Kawasaki'", "'Kyoto'", "'Kyushu'", "'Nagano'", "'Nagasaki'", "'Nip'", "'Nipponese'", "'Osaka'", "'Sushi'", "'Tempura'", "'Tokyo'", "'Wasabi'", "'Xiao Riben'", "'Yakuza'", "'Yamaha'", "'Yamato Nadeshiko'", "'Yokohama'")>>
	<<case "Jordanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Amman'", "'Edomite'", "'Hashemite'", "'Jordanian'", "'Mansaf'", "'Moab'", "'Petra'")>>
	<<case "Kazakh">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Almaty'", "'Astana'", "'Blue Hat'", "'Borat'", "'Kazakh'", "'Kazakhstani'", "'Khan'", "'Nazarbayev'")>>
	<<case "Kenyan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Kenyan'", "'Mau Mau'", "'Nairobi'", "'Obama'", "'Safari'", "'Swahili'", "'Tsavo'")>>
	<<case "Kittitian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Basseterre'", "'Kittitian'", "'Liamuiga'", "'Nevis'", "'Nevisian'")>>
	<<case "Korean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Busan'", "'Dokdo'", "'Gangnam'", "'K-Pop'", "'Kimchi'", "'Korean'", "'Nida'", "'Pyongyang'", "'Samsung'", "'Seoul'")>>
	<<case "Kosovan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Blackbird'", "'Kosovan'", "'Kosovar'", "'Metohija'", "'Pristina'")>>
	<<case "Kurdish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ararat'", "'Hawler'", "'Iraqi'", "'Kurd'", "'Kurdish'", "'Kurdistani'", "'Mahabad'", "'Rojava'", "'Zaza'")>>
	<<case "Kuwaiti">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Burgan'", "'Failaka'", "'Gulf War'", "'Kadhima'", "'Kuwaiti'", "'Sabah'")>>
	<<case "Kyrgyz">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bishkek'", "'Forty'", "'Kyrgyz'", "'Kyrgyzstani'", "'Manas'", "'Osh'")>>
	<<case "Laotian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Lao'", "'Laotian'", "'Luang Prabang'", "'Muang Lao'", "'Vientiane'")>>
	<<case "Latvian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Latvian'", "'Lett'", "'Livonia'", "'Riga'", "'Ulmanis'")>>
	<<case "Lebanese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Beirut'", "'Cedar'", "'Druze'", "'Hezbollah'", "'Lebanese'", "'Lebo'", "'Maronite'", "'Phoenician'")>>
	<<case "Liberian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Liberian'", "'Mississippi-in-Africa'", "'Monrovia'", "'Taylor'")>>
	<<case "Libyan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Benghazi'", "'Cyrene'", "'Gaddafi'", "'Libyan'", "'Silphium'", "'Tobruk'", "'Tripoli'", "'Zenga Zenga'")>>
	<<case "a Liechtensteiner">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Liechtensteiner'", "'Rhine'", "'Schaan'", "'Vaduz'")>>
	<<case "Lithuanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Kaunas'", "'Lithuanian'", "'Lugan'", "'Memel'", "'Mindaugas'", "'Pagan'", "'Vilnus'")>>
	<<case "Luxembourgian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bureaucrat'", "'Luxembourger'", "'Luxembourgian'", "'Luxembourgish'", "'Passerelle'")>>
	<<case "Macedonian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Macedon'", "'Macedonian'", "'Macedonist'", "'Sarissa'", "'Serboman'", "'Skopianoi'", "'Skopje'")>>
	<<case "Malagasy">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Antananarivo'", "'Lemur'", "'Madagascan'", "'Malagasy'", "'Ranavalona'")>>
	<<case "Malawian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Banda'", "'Lilongwe'", "'Malawian'", "'Nyasaland'", "'Warm Heart of Africa'", "'Zomba'")>>
	<<case "Malaysian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Kuala Lumpur'", "'Malingsia'", "'Malay Girl'", "'Malaya'", "'Malaysian'", "'Pirate'", "'Putrajaya'")>>
	<<case "Maldivian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Dhivehi'", "'Dhoni'", "'Gayoom'", "'Maldivian'", "'Malé'")>>
	<<case "Malian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Azawad'", "'Bamako'", "'Malian'", "'Mandinka'", "'Mansa Musa'", "'Sahel'", "'Timbuktu'", "'Trans-Sahara'")>>
	<<case "Maltese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Birkirkara'", "'George Cross'", "'Maltese'", "'Maltese Falcon'", "'Melita'", "'Valletta'")>>
	<<case "Marshallese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bikini Atoll'", "'Ebeye'", "'Enewetak'", "'Leroij'", "'Majuro'", "'Marshall'", "'Marshallese'", "'Stick Chart'")>>
	<<case "Mauritanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Coppolani'", "'Daddah'", "'Mauritanian'", "'Nouakchott'")>>
	<<case "Mauritian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Dodo'", "'Maurice'", "'Mauritian'", "'Port Louis'")>>
	<<case "Mexican">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Azteca'", "'Beaner'", "'Burrito'", "'Cartel'", "'Chiquita'", "'Fence Hopper'", "'Headless'", "'Juarez'", "'Malinche'", "'Mamacita'", "'Mexican'", "'Senorita'", "'Sinaloa'", "'Taco'", "'Tijuana'", "'Wetback'")>>
	<<case "Micronesian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Hailstone'", "'Kolonia'", "'Micronesian'", "'Palikir'", "'Truk'", "'Weno'", "'Yap'")>>
	<<case "Moldovan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bessarabia'", "'Chișinău'", "'Molda'", "'Moldovan'")>>
	<<case "Monégasque">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Grace Kelly'", "'Grimaldi'", "'Monacan'", "'Monégasque'", "'Monte Carlo'")>>
	<<case "Mongolian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Death Worm'", "'Genghis Khan'", "'Mongol'", "'Mongolian'", "'Ulaanbaatar'", "'Yumjaagiin'")>>
	<<case "Montenegrin">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Black Mountain'", "'Cetinje'", "'Crna Gora'", "'Montenegrin'", "'Podgorica'")>>
	<<case "Moroccan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Casablanca'", "'Fez'", "'Marrakesh'", "'Moroccan'", "'Rabat'")>>
	<<case "Mosotho">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Basutoland'", "'Maseru'", "'Moshoeshoe'", "'Mosotho'")>>
	<<case "Motswana">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bechuanaland'", "'Botswanan'", "'Gaborone'", "'Kalahari'", "'Mafeking'", "'Motswana'")>>
	<<case "Mozambican">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Lourenço Marques'", "'Maputo'", "'Mozambican'", "'Mussa Bin Bique'")>>
	<<case "Namibian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Caprivi'", "'Namib'", "'Namibian'", "'Walvis Bay'", "'Windhoek'")>>
	<<case "Nauruan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Meneng'", "'Nauruan'", "'Phosphate'", "'Pleasant Island'", "'Yaren'")>>
	<<case "Nepalese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Kathmandu'", "'Kumari'", "'Nep'", "'Nepalese'", "'Nepali'", "'Sherpa'")>>
	<<case "New Caledonian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Caldoche'", "'Granite'", "'Kanak'", "'New Caledonian'", "'Nouméa'", "'Ouvéa'")>>
	<<case "a New Zealander">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'All-Black'", "'Auckland'", "'Kiwi'", "'New Zealander'", "'Sheep Shagger'", "'Wellington'")>>
	<<case "Ni-Vanuatu">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bislama'", "'Cargo Cult'", "'Great Cyclade'", "'Jane Frum'", "'New Hebride'", "'Ni-Vanuatu'", "'Port Vila'", "'Vanuatuan'")>>
	<<case "Nicaraguan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Contra'", "'Granada'", "'Managua'", "'Nica'", "'Nicaraguan'", "'Pinolera'")>>
	<<case "Nigerian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Abuja'", "'Biafra'", "'Kwara'", "'Lagos'", "'Naija'", "'Nigerian'", "'Scammer'")>>
	<<case "Nigerien">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Kountché'", "'Niamey'", "'Nigerien'", "'Sarraounia'", "'Songhai'")>>
	<<case "Niuean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Alofi'", "'Niuean'", "'Patu-Iki'", "'Rock of Polynesia'", "'The Rock'")>>
	<<case "Norwegian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Black Metal'", "'Kuksuger'", "'Ludder'", "'Norse'", "'Norsk'", "'Norwegian'", "'Oil Hog'", "'Ola'", "'Oslo'")>>
	<<case "Omani">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Dhofar'", "'Empty Quarter'", "'Ibadi'", "'Khanjar'", "'Muscat'", "'Omani'", "'Salalah'")>>
	<<case "Pakistani">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Indus'", "'Islamabad'", "'Karachi'", "'Lahore'", "'Pak'", "'Paki'", "'Pakistani'")>>
	<<case "Palauan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Koror'", "'Ngerulmud'", "'Palauan'", "'Peleliu'")>>
	<<case "Palestinian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Gaza'", "'Hamas'", "'Hebron'", "'Intifada'", "'Jerusalem'", "'Palestinian'", "'Pallywood'", "'Ramallah'", "'West Bank'")>>
	<<case "Panamanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Balboa'", "'Canalera'", "'Colón'", "'Istmeña'", "'Noriega'", "'Pana'", "'Panama Canal'", "'Panamanian'", "'Zonian'")>>
	<<case "Papua New Guinean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bougainville'", "'Papua'", "'Papua New Guinean'", "'Port Moresby'")>>
	<<case "Paraguayan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Asunción'", "'Guaraní'", "'Paraguayan'", "'Stroessner'")>>
	<<case "Peruvian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Incan'", "'Lima'", "'Lorcha'", "'Perucha'", "'Peruvian'", "'Trujillo'", "'Zampoña'")>>
	<<case "Polish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Hussar'", "'Kraków'", "'Kurwa'", "'Łódź'", "'Lublin'", "'Polack'", "'Pole'", "'Polish'", "'Polonia'", "'Polski'", "'Pshek'", "'Warsaw'")>>
	<<case "Portuguese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bunda'", "'Carnation'", "'Estado Novo'", "'Lisbon'", "'Portagee'", "'Portuguese'", "'Tuga'")>>
	<<case "Puerto Rican">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'51st State'", "'Boricua'", "'Nuyorican'", "'P.R.'", "'Ponce'", "'Puerto Rican'", "'Puertorriqueña'", "'San Juan'", "'West Side Story'")>>
	<<case "Qatari">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Al Jazeera'", "'Cadara'", "'Doha'", "'Qatari'")>>
	<<case "Romanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bucharest'", "'Ceaușescu'", "'Dracula'", "'Gypsy'", "'Impaler'", "'Orphan'", "'Roma'", "'Romanian'", "'Transylvanian'", "'Vlad'")>>
	<<case "Russian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bolshevik'", "'Cabbage Eater'", "'Commie'", "'Kacap'", "'Katsap'", "'Mafiya'", "'Moscow'", "'Moskal'", "'Red Banner'", "'Rosuke'", "'Russian'", "'Russkie'", "'Saint Petersburg'", "'Shlyukha'", "'Siberian Kitten'", "'Sickle & Hammer'", "'Slav'", "'Soviet'", "'Stalin'", "'Suchka'", "'Suka'", "'Tovarish'", "'Tsaritsa'", "'Vodka'")>>
	<<case "Rwandan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Habyarimana'", "'Hotel Rwanda'", "'Kigali'", "'Rwandan'", "'Rwandese'")>>
	<<case "Sahrawi">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Abdelaziz'", "'El-Aaiún'", "'Laayoune'", "'Moroccan'", "'Sahraouian'", "'Sahrawi'", "'Sahrawian'", "'Tifariti'", "'Western Saharan'")>>
	<<case "Saint Lucian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Castries'", "'Helen of the West Indies'", "'Saint Lucian'", "'Lucia'")>>
	<<case "Salvadoran">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Duarte'", "'Guanaca'", "'Indigo'", "'Salvadoran'", "'Salvadoreña'", "'San Salvador'", "'Savior'")>>
	<<case "Sammarinese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Dogana'", "'Most Serene'", "'Saint Marinus'", "'Sammarinese'", "'San Marinese'", "'Three Towers'")>>
	<<case "Samoan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Apia'", "'Navigator'", "'Samoan'", "'Vaitele'", "'Wrestler'")>>
	<<case "São Toméan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Cocoa'", "'Príncipe'", "'Roças'", "'Santomean'", "'São Tomé'", "'São Toméan'")>>
	<<case "Saudi">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Al Qaeda'", "'Burqa'", "'Jeddah'", "'Mecca'", "'Riyadh'", "'Sandy'", "'Saudi'", "'Saudi Arabian'")>>
	<<case "Scottish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Braveheart'", "'Edinburgh'", "'Glasgow'", "'Hadrian'", "'Jock'", "'Lass'", "'Ned'", "'Nessie'", "'Scot'", "'Scotswoman'", "'Scottish'", "'Teuchter'", "'Unicorn'")>>
	<<case "Senegalese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Casamance'", "'Dakar'", "'Our Boat'", "'Senegalese'", "'Wolof'")>>
	<<case "Serbian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Belgrade'", "'Picka'", "'Remove Kebab'", "'Serb'", "'Serbian'", "'Shkije'", "'Vlach'")>>
	<<case "Seychellois">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Seabird'", "'Seselwa'", "'Seychellois'", "'Victoria'")>>
	<<case "Sierra Leonean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Blood Diamond'", "'Freetown'", "'Hut Tax'", "'Sierra Leonean'")>>
	<<case "Singaporean">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bedok'", "'Merlion'", "'Raffles'", "'Singaporean'")>>
	<<case "Slovak">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bratislava'", "'Bzdocha'", "'Shlapka'", "'Slovak'", "'Slovakian'", "'Velvet'")>>
	<<case "Slovene">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ljubljana'", "'Prince's Stone'", "'Slovene'", "'Slovenian'")>>
	<<case "a Solomon Islander">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Guadalcanal'", "'Honiara'", "'Solomon'", "'Solomon Islander'")>>
	<<case "Somali">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Black Hawk Down'", "'Mogadishu'", "'Skinnie'", "'Somali'", "'Somalian'", "'The Captain Now'")>>
	<<case "South African">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Afrikaner'", "'Apartheid'", "'Bloemfontein'", "'Boer'", "'Cape Town'", "'Durban'", "'Johannesburg'", "'Mandela'", "'Pretoria'", "'Saffer'", "'Shaka'", "'South African'", "'Springbok'", "'Vuvuzela'")>>
	<<case "South Sudanese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Anyanya'", "'Juba'", "'Nilotic'", "'Nuba'", "'South Sudanese'", "'Sudd'", "'Yei'")>>
	<<case "Spanish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Barcelona'", "'Castellana'", "'Castilian'", "'Español'", "'Franco'", "'Gallega'", "'Jamon'", "'Madrid'", "'Monja'", "'Peninsular'", "'Senora'", "'Siesta'", "'Spaniard'", "'Spanish'", "'Toreadora'", "'Xarnega'")>>
	<<case "Sri Lankan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ceylon'", "'Colombo'", "'Kandy'", "'Kotte'", "'Sri Lankan'", "'Tamil'")>>
	<<case "Sudanese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Darfur'", "'Gordon's Revenge'", "'Khartoum'", "'Nubian'", "'Omdurman'", "'Sudanese'")>>
	<<case "Surinamese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bouterse'", "'Lelydorp'", "'Paramaribo'", "'Surinam'", "'Surinamese'")>>
	<<case "Swazi">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Eswatini'", "'Lobamba'", "'Manzini'", "'Mbabane'", "'Swati'", "'Swazi'")>>
	<<case "Swedish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Gothenburg'", "'Ikea'", "'Norse'", "'Stockholm'", "'Swede'", "'Sweden Yes'", "'Swedish'")>>
	<<case "Swiss">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Alpine'", "'Banker'", "'Bern'", "'Geneva'", "'Helvetia'", "'Neutral'", "'Numbered Account'", "'Schlampe'", "'Swiss'", "'Swiss Miss'", "'Zürich'")>>
	<<case "Syrian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Aleppo'", "'Assad'", "'Damascus'", "'Syrian'")>>
	<<case "Taiwanese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Chiang'", "'Formosa'", "'Kuomintang'", "'Taichung'", "'Taipei'", "'Taiwanese'")>>
	<<case "Tajik">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Dushanbe'", "'Rahmon'", "'Sarazm'", "'Tajik'", "'Tajikistani'")>>
	<<case "Tanzanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Dar es Salaam'", "'Dodoma'", "'Tanzanian'", "'Wilderness'", "'Zanzibar'")>>
	<<case "Thai">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bangcock'", "'Bangkok'", "'Ladyboy'", "'Pattaya'", "'Siamese'", "'T-Girl'", "'Thai'")>>
	<<case "Tibetan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Chinese'", "'Dalai Lama'", "'Himalayan'", "'Lhasa'", "'Tibetan'")>>
	<<case "Togolese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Eyadéma'", "'Lomé'", "'Sokodé'", "'Togoland'", "'Togolese'")>>
	<<case "Tongan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Friendly'", "'Neiafu'", "'Nuku'alofa'", "'Tongan'", "'Tu'i Tonga'")>>
	<<case "Trinidadian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Chaguanas'", "'Port of Spain'", "'San Fernando'", "'Tobago'", "'Tobagonian'", "'Trini'", "'Trinbagonian'", "'Trinidadian'")>>
	<<case "Tunisian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Barbary'", "'Bourguiba'", "'Carthaginian'", "'Ifriqiya'", "'Punic'", "'Sfax'", "'Tunis'", "'Tunisian'")>>
	<<case "Turkish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ankara'", "'Erdoğan'", "'Harem'", "'Istanbul'", "'Kebab'", "'Ottoman'", "'Turk'", "'Turkette'", "'Turkish'", "'Turksmell'", "'Young Turk'")>>
	<<case "Turkmen">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ashgabat'", "'Karakum'", "'Merv'", "'Niyazov'", "'Turkmen'", "'Turkmenistani'")>>
	<<case "Tuvaluan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Asau'", "'Ellice'", "'Funafuti'", "'Nui'", "'Tuvaluan'")>>
	<<case "Ugandan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Amin'", "'Buganda'", "'Bushbaby'", "'Cannibal'", "'Kampala'", "'Museveni'", "'Ugandan'")>>
	<<case "Ukrainian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Chernobyl'", "'Chiki Briki'", "'Cossack'", "'Crimea'", "'Donbass'", "'Euromaidan'", "'Hohlina'", "'Hohlushka'", "'Khokhol'", "'Kiev'", "'Kyiv'", "'Radioactive'", "'Salo'", "'Stalker'", "'Suchka'", "'Suka'", "'Svoboda'", "'Bandera'", "'Shlyukha'", "'Uke'", "'Ukrainian'", "'Ukrop'")>>
	<<case "Uruguayan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bordaberry'", "'Charrúa'", "'Garra Charrúa'", "'Montevideo'", "'Uruguayan'")>>
	<<case "Uzbek">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Samarkand'", "'Silk Road'", "'Steppe Princess'", "'Steppe Queen'", "'Tashkent'", "'Uzbek'", "'Uzbekistani'")>>
	<<case "Vatican">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Catholic'", "'Holy See'", "'Pope Joan'", "'Swiss Guard'", "'Vatican'")>>
	<<case "Venezuelan">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bolívar'", "'Caracas'", "'Chavista'", "'Chola'", "'Revolutionary'", "'Socialist'", "'Venezuelan'")>>
	<<case "Vietnamese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Charlie'", "'Hanoi'", "'Ho Chi'", "'Me Love You Long Time'", "'Me So Horny'", "'Saigon'", "'VC'", "'Victor Charlie'", "'Viet Cong'", "'Viet'", "'Vietnamese'", "'Yuon'")>>
	<<case "Vincentian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Grenadine'", "'Kingstown'", "'Vincentian'", "'Vincy'")>>
	<<case "Yemeni">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Aden'", "'Khat'", "'Queen of the Desert'", "'Red Sea Pirate'", "'Sana'a'", "'Sheba'", "'Yemeni'")>>
	<<case "Zairian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bongo'", "'Congolese'", "'Diamond'", "'Ebola'", "'Katanga'", "'Kinshasa'", "'Leopold'", "'Zairean'", "'Zairian'")>>
	<<case "Zambian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Livingstone'", "'Lusaka'", "'Victoria Falls'", "'Zambian'")>>
	<<case "Zimbabwean">>
		<<if $activeSlave.race == "white">>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Altena'", "'Bush War'", "'Mabuno'", "'Rhodesian'", "'Rhodie'", "'Salisbury'", "'Zimbabwean'")>>
		<<else>>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Bobojan'", "'Chimurenga'", "'Grimmy'", "'Harare'", "'Kaffir'", "'Mugabe'", "'Mujiba'", "'Nyombie'", "'Zimbabwean'", "'Zimbo'")>>
		<</if>>
	<<default>>
		<<set $nickname = either("'International'", "'Nomad'", "'Refugee'", "'Stateless'", "'Wanderer'")>>
	<</switch>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is $activeSlave.nationality. The slave trade is truly international, and no nation is unrepresented among the masses of sex slaves passed from hand to hand like the chattel they are. Most of the old nations are struggling, and even those still in great shape often find their citizens emigrating to the Free Cities. Some of these émigrés do well, and others become human livestock.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is a little proud of $his national nickname, as a reminder of who $he was and a mark that $he still has an identity.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes that $his new identity is truly stateless. In the Free Cities, it does not matter where a slave is from, so long as that slave has value. All slaves belong to the singular nation of the owned, the subordinated, the fucked.">>

<<case "amerindian">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Amerindian'", "'Chug'", "'Deerskin'", "'Eskimo'", "'Eskimo Sister'", "'Firewater'", "'First Nations'", "'Indian'", "'Indio'", "'Injun'", "'Ke-mo Sah-bee'", "'La Malinche'", "'Métis Mother'", "'Moccasins'", "'Native'", "'Nitchie'", "'Peace Pipe'", "'Pocahontas'", "'Red'", "'Redskin'", "'Reservation'", "'Savage'", "'Scalper'", "'Smoke Signal'", "'Squaw'", "'Tiger Lily'", "'Tipi Warmer'", "'Totem Pole'", "'Tonto'", "'Tribal'", "'Warpath'", "'Wigwam'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is amerindian, which is not uncommon given the poverty that still plagues those long-suffering peoples. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "asian">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'3DPD'", "'Almond'", "'Asian'", "'Charlie'", "'Chinese'", "'Ching Chong'", "'Chink'", "'Chopsticks'", "'Coolie'", "'Dink'", "'E-Sports'", "'Fortune Cookie'", "'Gook'", "'Manila'", "'Me Love You Long Time'", "'Me So Horny'", "'Oriental'", "'Pancake Face'", "'Pinoy'", "'Sideways'", "'Slant'", "'Slanteye'", "'Slope'", "'Squint'", "'Thaigirl'", "'Ting Tong'", "'Tokyo'", "'Waifu'", "'Yellow Fever'", "'Yellow'", "'Zip'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is asian, which is not uncommon given the huge population of Asia and the poverty of many countries there. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "black">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'African'", "'B-Girl'", "'Black'", "'Blackie'", "'Bottom Bitch'", "'Burrhead'", "'Cocoa'", "'Coon'", "'Cotton'", "'Dark'", "'Ebony'", "'Gangsta'", "'His Girl Friday'", "'House Slave'", "'Jungle Bunny'", "'Jungle Fever'", "'Mammy'", "'Miss'", "'Missie'", "'Mulatto'", "'N-Word'", "'Negro'", "'Negroid'", "'Nigga'", "'Nigger'", "'Porch Monkey'", "'Quadroon'", "'Sambo'", "'Sheboon'", "'Spade'", "'Spook'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is black, which is not uncommon given the urban collapse afflicting the first world and the wars raging in Africa. Slaves casually reference race as much as free citizens. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "indo-aryan">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Aryan'", "'Babu'", "'Bhabhi'", "'Bindi'", "'Bollywood'", "'Brown'", "'Chandala'", "'Curry Muncher'", "'Desi'", "'Dothead'", "'Durga'", "'Gyp'", "'Gypsy'", "'Hajji'", "'Indian'", "'Indo-Aryan'", "'Kali Maa'", "'Kama Sutra'", "'Kaur'", "'Mughal'", "'Paki'", "'Sati'", "'Sepoy'", "'Shanti'", "'Sim Sim Salabim'", "'Snake Charmer'", "'Subcontinental'", "'Swami'", "'Tigress'", "'Untouchable'", "'Yoga'", "'Zoroastrian'", "'Zott'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is indo-aryan, which is not uncommon given the poverty in many majority indo-aryan countries, and the near-submersion of some others due to rising sea levels. Slaves casually reference race as much as free citizens. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "latina">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Adorada'", "'Banana Republic'", "'Brown'", "'Café'", "'Chica'", "'Chiquita'", "'Chola'", "'Cuzinho'", "'Facil'", "'Hispanic'", "'Latin'", "'Latina'", "'Mestiza'", "'Mexicali'", "'One Peso'", "'Rio Grande'", "'Senora'", "'Senorita'", "'Shakira'", "'South of the Border'", "'Spic'", "'Spicy'", "'Wetback'", "'Yeyo'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is latina, which is not uncommon given the poor state of many Central and South American countries and the long diaspora of poor natives of those areas. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "malay">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Austronesian'", "'Bumi'", "'Bumiputera'", "'Cinnamon'", "'Huan-a'", "'Indon'", "'Island Hopper'", "'Jakun'", "'Keling'", "'Krakatoa'", "'Kunlun'", "'Malay'", "'Malaysian'", "'Malingsia'", "'Malon'", "'Melayu'", "'My Lay'", "'Nāga'", "'Nutmeg'", "'Orang'", "'Pinoy'", "'Pribumi'", "'Rani'", "'Samudra Kidul'", "'Sandalwood'", "'Spice Islands'", "'Spice'", "'Trade Winds'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is malay, which is not uncommon given the ongoing poverty in many majority malay countries, and the serious weather patterns savaging that part of the world. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "middle eastern">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Arab'", "'Arabian'", "'Arabian Nights'", "'Arabush'", "'Bibi'", "'Bougnoule'", "'Caliph'", "'Camel Jockey'", "'Chai Girl'", "'Desert Sun'", "'Dune Coon'", "'Dune'", "'Durka Durka'", "'Flying Carpet'", "'Halal'", "'Harem Girl'", "'Hijabi'", "'Jasmine'", "'Kebab'", "'Middle Eastern'", "'Moromierda'", "'Raghead'", "'Sand Nigger'", "'Sand'", "'Sandy'", "'Scheherazade'", "'Soosmar-Khor'", "'Third Wife'", "'Towelhead'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is middle eastern, which is not uncommon given the interminable wars and disruptions in that part of the world. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "mixed race">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Chola'", "'Colonial'", "'Colored'", "'Creole'", "'Diverse'", "'Diversity'", "'Hāfu'", "'Half and Half'", "'Half-breed'", "'Half-caste'", "'Integration'", "'Interracial'", "'Melting Pot'", "'Melungeon'", "'Mestiza'", "'Miscegenation'", "'Mixed Race'", "'Mixed'", "'Mongrel'", "'Mulatto'", "'Multiracial'", "'Mutt'", "'Octaroon'", "'Pardo'", "'Quadroon'", "'Zambo'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is mixed race, an ethnic makeup that has always been a target for abuse. Slaves of all races can find something about $him to dislike. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "pacific islander">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Aloha'", "'Antipodean'", "'Austronesian'", "'Boonga'", "'Breadfruit'", "'Coconut'", "'Conch Blower'", "'Grass Skirt'", "'Hori'", "'Hula Girl'", "'Islander'", "'Kanaka'", "'Melanesian'", "'Micronesian'", "'Longpig'", "'Oceanian'", "'Outrigger'", "'Pacific Islander'", "'Pacific'", "'Paradise'", "'Pasifika'", "'Pineapple'", "'Polynesian'", "'Sea'", "'Seashell'", "'South Pacific'", "'Tiki Torch'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a pacific islander, which is not uncommon given wholesale destruction of many countries in that area by the worsening climate. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "semitic">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Abie'", "'Abrahamic'", "'Baal worshipper'", "'Biblical'", "'Canaanite'", "'Dead Sea'", "'Golden Calf'", "'Good Samaritan'", "'Hebrew'", "'Heeb'", "'Holy land'", "'Hymie'", "'Inanna'", "'Ishtar'", "'Kike'", "'Kosher'", "'Levantine'", "'Lilith'", "'Lost Ark'", "'Nephilim'", "'Oven Dodger'", "'Oy Vey'", "'Philistine'", "'Qedesha'", "'Red Sea'", "'Salome'", "'Semite'", "'Semitic'", "'Sheeny'", "'Shylock'", "'Sodom and Gomorrah'", "'Whore of Babylon'", "'Yid'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is semitic, which is not uncommon given the many conflicts in countries with semitic minorities. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "southern european">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Aphrodite'", "'Bella'", "'Dago'", "'Doña'", "'Fine Wine'", "'Garlic Breath'", "'Goombah'", "'Greaseball'", "'Greaser'", "'Grecian'", "'Guido'", "'Guinea'", "'Infamis'", "'Lupa'", "'Mediterranean'", "'Meretrix'", "'Odalisque'", "'Olive Oil'", "'Olive'", "'Pizzahead'", "'Riviera'", "'Roman Nose'", "'Southern European'", "'Venus'", "'Wog'", "'Wop'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is southern european, which is not uncommon given the endemic corruption and political collapse in that part of the world. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "white">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Ang Mo'", "'Casper'", "'Caucasian'", "'Caucasoid'", "'Cracker'", "'Cumskin'", "'Dixie'", "'Down Home'", "'Duchess'", "'Euro Trash'", "'Europa'", "'European'", "'Farang'", "'Grits'", "'Gweilo'", "'Hick'", "'Hillbilly'", "'Hollywood'", "'Honky'", "'Ice Monkey'", "'Ice Queen'", "'Mayo'", "'Memphis'", "'Pale'", "'Paleface'", "'Pasty'", "'Peckerwood'", "'Princess'", "'Snowflake'", "'Top Dollar'", "'Valley Girl'", "'Vanilla'", "'Vegas'", "'White Bread'", "'White Devil'", "'White Trash'", "'White'", "'Whitey'", "'Wigger'", "'Yankee'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is white, which is not uncommon given the collapse of many erstwhile first world nations into depression and the proximity of many Free Cities to majority white areas. Slaves casually reference race as much or more than free citizens. They absorb the racial peccadilloes of their owners, and many of them bring prejudices from the old world into their slave lives.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "now has a constant reminder that as a sex slave $he is judged on $his appearance first.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "may feel some gratitude due to your preference that $he not be defined by $his ethnicity, but this is counterbalanced by the increased independence your kindness inspires.">>

<<case "vaginalWhiner">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Crybaby'", "'Cunt Vise'", "'Pussy Bitch'", "'Pussy Pain'", "'Rape Bait'", "'Shallow'", "'Squealer'", "'Struggles'", "'Tight Cunt'", "'Vaginal Whiner'", "'Whiner'", "'Whiny'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a tight pussy and not much skill using it. $He still gets fucked, which results in frequent painful situations for $him. $His moaning as $he takes a big dick earns $him the scorn of $his fellow slaves.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is embarrassed by $his new nickname, and resolves to try harder to address $his lack of skill. $He hopes $he'll get better at sex soon, for $his own sake.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a little grateful you've decided to protect $him from the other slaves' mockery of $his sore little pussy. $He still wants to get better at sex, for $his own sake.">>

<<case "analWhiner">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Anal Bitch'", "'Anal Whiner'", "'Ass Pain'", "'Ass Vise'", "'Butt Rape'", "'Crybaby'", "'Painal'", "'Squealer'", "'Struggles'", "'Tight Ass'", "'Whiner'", "'Whiny'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a tight asshole and not much skill taking an anal fuck. $He still gets buttraped, which causes $him a great deal of anal pain. $His sobbing as $he takes a big dick up $his tight little asspussy earns $him the scorn of $his fellow slaves.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is embarrassed by $his new nickname, and resolves to try harder to address $his lack of skill. $He hopes $he'll get better at buttsex soon, for $his own sake.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a little grateful you've decided to protect $him from the other slaves' mockery of $his sore little asshole. $He still wants to get better at buttsex, for $his own sake.">>

<<case "girlish">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Ano'", "'Girlish'", "'Girly'", "'Missie'", "'Runway'", "'Slender'", "'Slip'", "'Slim'", "'Supermodel'", "'Thin'", "'Tomboy'", "'Toothpick'", "'Zero'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a trim form: $his assets are quite modest. The slave society of the Free Cities tends to follow average male desires, which is to say that many slaves find themselves augmented to very large proportions. It's natural that slaves required to carry such burdens should resent $him.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is prouder of $his lithe form that $he was before, and is a little relieved at the added evidence that you don't plan to give $him major implants any time soon.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes that $his form isn't necessarily due to some master plan and that you may see fit to change it; $he begins to regard the remote surgery with apprehension.">>

<<case "flat">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'A-Cup'", "'DFC'", "'Flat'", "'Flatty'", "'Ironing Board'", "'Itty Bitty'", "'Mosquito Bites'", "'Pettanko'", "'Plank'", "'Undersized'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has barely any breasts to speak of, $he is completely flat. The slave society of the Free Cities tends to follow average male desires, which is to say that many slaves find themselves carrying comically oversized breasts. It's natural that slaves required to carry such burdens should resent $him.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "further believes that chests should be deliciously flat, and is a little relieved at the added evidence that you don't plan to give $his breasts the size of $his head any time soon.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes that $his form isn't necessarily due to some master plan and that you may see fit to change it; $he begins to regard the remote surgery with apprehension.">>

<<case "loose">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Accommodating'", "'Gaping'", "'Hallway'", "'Loose'", "'Loosey Goosey'", "'Noisy'", "'Open'", "'Relaxed'", "'Size Queen'", "'Slit'", "'Sloppy'", "'Used'", "'Welcoming'", "'Wideopen'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has taken a lot of dick. Enough dick that $his overused holes really show the mileage. $He can take the largest cock without a sigh.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is proud of $his mileage, now that you've countenanced adding it to your name. Every cock $he's taken, $he's taken at your command.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes that $he isn't special just because $he's been fucked so much, and understands that $he'll have to do $his best to fuck like a fresh teenager no matter how loose $he gets.">>

<<case "trap">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Chai'", "'Ganymede'", "'Girldick'", "'Ladyboy'", "'Otokonoko'", "'Shemale'", "'Sissy'", "'Spurt'", "'Switch'", "'Thai'", "'Trap'", "'Trappy'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a Free Cities sex slave, which makes $him female. It makes $him female despite several obvious physical issues, such as the fact that $he's got an androgynous figure, or the fact that $he has a penis. Neither of these makes any real difference when a cock gets shoved down $his throat or stuffed up $his butt, but they're hard not to notice.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts that $he's a little piece of shemale property.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "will do $his best to serve as a nice little sex slave without explicit reference to how $he's put together, or $he'll be punished.">>

<<case "micropenis">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Baby Dick'", "'Bitchdick'", "'Boyclit'", "'Dicklet'", "'Gherkin'", "'Inchworm'", "'Little Dick'", "'Micro'", "'Micropenis'", "'Teenie Weenie'", "'Tiny'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a Free Cities sex slave, which makes $him female. It's not immediately obvious from many angles that $he wasn't born that way, since $his penis is almost comically small. For $him, penetrative sex would be very limited, even if $he weren't a Free Cities slave and therefore a perpetual receptacle for dick.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts the implicit mockery.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a little relieved to be protected from the mockery, even though $his tiny endowment mocks $him as it flops around whenever $he's used.">>

<<case "implants">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Balloons'", "'Blowup Doll'", "'Bolted-On'", "'Enhanced'", "'Fake'", "'Implants'", "'Plastic'", "'Plastique'", "'Silicone'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is full of breast implants. They're so large it's quite obvious they're fake, and the implications are clear: $He's a plastic slut, and the other slaves never tire of letting $him know it.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts the implicit mockery, knowing that $his bimbo-esque body is what appeals to <<if def $PC.customTitle>>$his $PC.customTitle<<elseif $PC.title != 0>>$his master<<else>>$his mistress<</if>>.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is relieved to be protected from the other slaves' mockery over $his implants, though $he's also a little sad $he can't take them as a kind of trademark.">>

<<case "bimbo">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Barbie'", "'Bimbo'", "'Blowup Doll'", "'Brain Dead'", "'Fuck Toy'", "'Fuckmeat'", "'Plastic'", "'Plastique'", "'Sex Doll'", "'Silicone'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is full of implants, and stupid beyond stupid. It's obvious $he's fake, and $his idiocy only confirms it: $He's a bimbo slut, and the other slaves never tire of mocking $him for it, not caring that $he doesn't notice.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "doesn't notice the mockery, only that $he now has a cute little nickname.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "would be thankful for this protection from the other slaves' mockery if $he saw it as such, or was smart enough to notice it.">>

<<case "stupid">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Brain Dead'", "'Cretin'", "'Dropout'", "'Dumb'", "'Dumbass'", "'Dummy'", "'Idiot'", "'Intellectually Challenged'", "'Retard'", "'Retarded'", "'Short Bus'", "'Straight F Grades'", "'Stupid'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is, quite simply, an uneducated dullard. Numerous slaves are a bit dumb, which makes it easier to break them, but $he takes the cake and throws it in the trash. Some of the other, smarter slaves, see fit to tease $him for it.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts this mockery happily, as if $he doesn't recognize it for what it is.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "would be thankful for this protection from the other slaves' mockery if $he saw it as such, or was smart enough to notice it.">>

<<case "smart">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Brainiac'", "'Bright'", "'Clever'", "'Einstein'", "'Geek'", "'Genius'", "'Graduate'", "'Honor Roll'", "'Nerd'", "'Prodigy'", "'Professor'", "'Smart'", "'Smarty'", "'Straight A Grades'", "'Whiz'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is particularly brainy. A significant number of quality slaves are smart, but $he is especially so, and it shows. $He learns skills quicker, performs $his duties better, and can carry intellectual conversation if allowed. Other slaves deem this enough to mock $him.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is proud of $his intellect, and pleased that you have made it a part of $his identity.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that $his intellect is merely of slight interest.">>

<<case "chubby">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Ample'", "'BBW'", "'Bloated'", "'Chubby'", "'Chubster'", "'Chunky'", "'Double Wide'", "'Fat'", "'Feedee'", "'Hambeast'", "'Jabba'", "'Jiggles'", "'Jiggly'", "'Jumbo'", "'Landwhale'", "'Plump'", "'Plush'", "'Rotund'", "'Rubenesque'", "'Thicc'", "'Tubby'", "'Whale'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is carrying a little extra weight. The cruelty of life as a slave increases your property's willingness to do cruelty where they can get away with it - what is passed to them, they pass to others - so $he finds $himself mocked for $his size.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "knows that being fat makes $him less valuable on the market, but $he begins to accept that $he's going to have to put up with being chubby for now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "believes that this means $he's going to have to lose weight soon, causing $him some trepidation.">>

<<case "fat">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Baluga'", "'Bed Breaker'", "'Blimp'", "'Bloated'", "'Buffet Closer'", "'Cow'", "'Double Wide'", "'Fat'", "'Fatass'", "'Fatso'", "'Fatty'", "'Feedee'", "'Hambeast'", "'Jabba'", "'Jiggles'", "'Jiggly'", "'Jumbo'", "'Lap Crusher'", "'Lardy'", "'Piggy'", "'Roller'", "'Scale Breaker'", "'Smothers'", "'SSBBW'", "'Thud'", "'Whale'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is carrying a lot of extra weight. The cruelty of life as a slave increases your property's willingness to do cruelty where they can get away with it - what is passed to them, they pass to others - so $he finds $himself mocked for $his size.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "knows that being obese makes $him less valuable on the market, but $he begins to accept that $he's going to have to put up with being fat for now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "believes that this means $he's going to have to lose a lot of weight soon, causing $him some trepidation, though deep down $he hopes you'll just have it sucked out instead of making $him run.">>

<<case "muscles">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Amazon'", "'Gargantua'", "'Giant'", "'Gunshow'", "'Gymrat'", "'Huge'", "'Muscle Barbie'", "'Muscles'", "'Prepare Yourself'", "'Ripped'", "'She-Hulk'", "'Snu-Snu'", "'Strong'", "'Tank'", "'Wonder Woman'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a big girl. $His huge muscles aren't to everyone's taste, but they're quite eye-catching, and give $him some interesting sexual possibilities that wouldn't work with, for example, a sex slave not capable of supporting $his own body weight on one hand for long periods. $He has become the object of mixed admiration and envy from your other stock.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is happy with $his nickname; any embarrassment $he may have felt about looking like statuary becomes a jet of pride. $He's confident that this is the way you want $him.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a sex slave first, last, and always, no matter what $his one-rep max is.">>

<<case "buttslut">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Anal'", "'Anal Addict'", "'Ass Pussy'", "'Assgasm'", "'Back Door'", "'Bum-Love'", "'Butthole'", "'Buttslut'", "'Cornhole'", "'Greek'", "'Second Pussy'", "'Sodomite'", "'Sodomy'", "'Sphincter'", "'Swedish'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "loves it up the butt, and $his tastes in sex are hard to miss. $He's a sex slave and takes it however it's given, but honest enjoyment is hard to fake and it's pretty obvious how much fun $he has when $he's bent over and buttfucked. $His typical come-on is to bend over, reach around to spread $his buttocks, and wink $his anus by alternately clenching and relaxing $his sphincter.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "knows that whatever the rest of $his slave life holds, it will involve $his slave rectum holding a lot of dick.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he'll have to take what buttsex $he can get.">>

<<case "butt toy">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Assplay'", "'Back Door'", "'Butt Toy'", "'Butthole'", "'Hotdog'", "'Reach Around'", "'Rim Job'", "'Spanky'", "'Sphincter'", "'Stinky Pinky'", "'Tossed Salad'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "loves it when attention is lavished on $his butt, even though $he has never done anal. $He's a sex slave and takes it however it's given, but honest enjoyment is hard to fake and it's pretty obvious how much fun $he has when a client is roughly groping $his rear. $His typical come-on is to 'accidentally' find $his client's dick hotdogged betwixt $his cheeks.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "knows that whatever the rest of $his slave life holds, it will involve an ever growing amount of attention to $his rear.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he'll have to take what butt play $he can get.">>

<<case "cumslut">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Bukkake'", "'Cocksucker'", "'Cum'", "'Cumfiend'", "'Cumslut'", "'Deep Throat'", "'Dicksuck'", "'Facepussy'", "'Fellatio'", "'Gobbler'", "'Gokkun'", "'Guzzler'", "'Hoover'", "'Lip Service'", "'Meat Smoker'", "'No Gag Reflex'", "'Pearl Necklace'", "'Pole Smoker'", "'Semen Demon'", "'Succubus'", "'Sucker'", "'Swallows'", "'Third Pussy'", "'Throat Meat'", "'Throatclit'", "'Vacuum'", "'Vampire'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "loves $him some cum. Most slaves have to put effort into showing enthusiasm when on their knees and presented with the second or third cock in a row. $He, on the other hand, maintains such a fetish for the stuff that $he'll often suck it out of other slaves' holes, if allowed.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "knows that as long as $he's your slave, $he'll get what $he needs.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that cum is a luxury and $he'll have to savor what comes $his way naturally.">>

<<case "submissive">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Bootlicker'", "'Bottom'", "'Clinger'", "'Doormat'", "'Fuckee'", "'Humble'", "'Meek'", "'Rapebait'", "'Secondary'", "'Sub'", "'Submissive'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "loves sexual submission. Whatever $he's doing, $he likes to be on the bottom. $He'd rather be face-fucked than suck, and would rather take a dick than ride one. Some slaves look down on $his willingness to put $himself even farther below others, while some envy $his ability to enjoy things that they have to work to tolerate.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "pretends to accept $his new nickname obediently, but is secretly pleased by recognition of $his submissive nature.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that being a submissive sex slave doesn't make $him special. All sex slaves must submit.">>

<<case "humiliation">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Attention Whore'", "'Display Model'", "'Exhibitionist'", "'Flasher'", "'Flaunter'", "'Humiliated'", "'Humiliation'", "'Nudist'", "'Pornstar'", "'Public Display'", "'Rape'", "'Rapebait'", "'Shameless'", "'Showboat'", "'Showgirl'", "'Showoff'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "loves to show off. Where other slaves would blush, get embarrassed, and wish they could cover themselves, $he blushes, gets aroused, and enjoys the stares. Most other slaves are jealous of $his predilections. Not many slaves naturally enjoy being fucked in public, and $he can get off on it.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts $his new nickname without even pretending not to enjoy it. $He's proud to fuck in plain view, and $he wants everyone to know it. And fuck $him in plain view.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he's a sex slave first, and must fuck in private like $he were fucking in public.">>

<<case "veteran">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Cum Dumpster'", "'Cumdump'", "'Dirty'", "'Easy'", "'Experienced'", "'Loose'", "'Public Favorite'", "'Tired-Out'", "'Used'", "'Veteran'", "'Village Bicycle'", "'Whore Queen'", "'Worn'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has been with you for a while, and $he's gotten fucked a lot. Hundreds and hundreds of times over many weeks. Though $he does $his best, at times it can be obvious that there's very little that surprises $him any more. $He's forgotten more sexual experience than many of your other slaves remember.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "knows that you've noticed all $his hard work. Getting fucked day in and day out is harder than digging ditches, and $he's a veteran ditchdigger.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that even though $he's been fucked so much, $he's still just meat; $he isn't special.">>

<<case "cow">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Bessie'", "'Bovine'", "'Cow'", "'Cowbell'", "'Creamy'", "'Dairy Queen'", "'Heifer'", "'Holstein'", "'Milk Cans'", "'Milk Factory'", "'Milk Fountain'", "'Milkmaid'", "'Milky Udders'", "'Udders'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a good stock animal. $His body efficiently turns the cheap slave nutrition produced by your arcology into a never-ending river of rich milk.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "knows that $his future involves many hours having $his nipples gently tugged by a milking machine.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he must continue to be a good milking slave, but that such duties do not necessarily define $him.">>

<<case "novice">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Calamity'", "'Clumsy'", "'Fresh Meat'", "'Fresh'", "'Fumbles'", "'Inexperienced'", "'Innocent'", "'Novice'", "'Slippery'", "'Sorry'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "does $his best; $he really tries. But $he simply hasn't mastered the skills that more experienced sex slaves take for granted. Though this can be annoying and at times even painful, it is a source of occasional slapstick comedy.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "has a constant reminder that no matter how skilled a courtesan $he becomes, some of $his greatest hits will be told as amusing anecdotes for the rest of $his service.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that what matters is not what $he did yesterday, or how much they liked it, but what $he does today, and how much they like it.">>

<<case "head girl">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Boss'", "'Bottom Bitch'", "'Chief'", "'Favorite'", "'Head'", "'Head Girl'", "'Mistress'", "'Mrs.'", "'On Your Knees'", "'Perfect'", "'Top'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "occupies a place in the hierarchy of your penthouse that is certainly one which encourages nicknaming. Your other slaves view $him with mixed envy, adoration, emulation, and apprehension. $He is someone to curry favor with, to offer sexual favors, and at times someone to avoid. To the devoted slave $his closeness to you is enviable; to the rebellious slave $his alliance with you is traitorous.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "was already proud of and happy with $his exalted position, but now $he is all the more so. $He had always nursed the secret fear that this was temporary, but $his place at your right hand is now part of $his name.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "begins to fear a little that $he may one day be supplanted, since you did not think it right to make $his place a part of $his name.">>

<<case "Concubine">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Beauty'", "'Bed'", "'Concubine'", "'Contessa'", "'Empress'", "'Master'", "'Missus'", "'Mrs.'", "'Princess'", "'Queen'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "occupies a place in the hierarchy of your penthouse that is certainly one which encourages nicknaming. Your other slaves view $him with mixed envy and admiration. $He has much of the luxury of the Head Girl and none of the responsibility, and all $he has to do for this exalted place is keep your sexual satisfaction as $his prime goal.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "was already proud of and happy with $his exalted position, but now $he is all the more so. $He had always nursed the secret fear that this was temporary, but $his place in your bed is now part of $his name.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "begins to fear a little that $he may one day be supplanted, since you did not think it right to make $his place a part of $his name.">>

<<case "Attendant">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Attendant'", "'Bath'", "'Bath Girl'", "'Bathing Beauty'", "'Healer'", "'Healing Hand'", "'Helping Hand'", "'Mist Queen'", "'Misty'", "'Saunagirl'", "'Spa'", "'Spa Day'", "'Spa Mother'", "'Steam Queen'", "'Warm Water'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is loved by almost every slave in your penthouse. Getting a chance to go and spend some time in $his spa is a wonderful treat, for which slaves are willing to work very hard. $He's very willing to help them find sexual release, but mostly just provides minor care and an understanding ear for their troubles.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "enjoys helping your girls, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes helping your girls and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Matron">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Matron'", "'Mother'", "'Babysitter'", "'Nanny'", "'Caretaker'")>> /*feel free to add or change these*/
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a very important role in ensuring the children in $arcologies[0].name grow up to be the perfect slaves for you.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is excited and proud when $he learns that $his position in your arcology is a part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes taking care of the children and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Madam">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Boss Bitch'", "'Brothel Queen'", "'Madam'", "'Miss Kitty'", "'Mother'", "'Pimp'", "'Pimp Hand'", "'Pimp Queen'", "'Pimparella'", "'Queen Bitch'", "'Whore Queen'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is in an unusually responsible and pragmatic position, for a slave. $He runs $his whores' lives with almost total control, overseeing the sale of their bodies day in, day out. Some resent $him, some love $him, but all depend on $him.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "enjoys running a whorehouse, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes running a whorehouse and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "DJ">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Arcology Idol'", "'Bass'", "'Bass Slut'", "'Bassgirl'", "'Booth'", "'Celebutante'", "'Club Idol'", "'Club Princess'", "'Club Queen'", "'DJ'", "'DJ Whore'", "'EP'", "'LP'", "'Subwoofers'", "'SuperBass'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a leadership role that requires decisiveness and discretion, but has to maintain a role of flirtatiousness and fun, at the same time. Other slaves marvel at how $he must give another slut orders one moment, and girlishly giggle at a prominent citizen the next.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "enjoys being one of the most idolized girls in the arcology, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes being one of the most idolized girls in the arcology and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Recruiter">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Cam'", "'Cam Queen'", "'Camgirl'", "'Honeypot'", "'Honeytrap'", "'Recruiter'", "'Slavecatcher'", "'Slaver'", "'Snake'", "'Spider'", "'Trapper'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is fundamentally a liar, in $his role as recruiter. $He must constantly lie by omission if not by commission, telling everyone interested in slavery all about everything good about being your slave, while leaving out the fundamental reality of sexual servitude.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "enjoys seeing girls go from faces on a screen to fellow fuckslaves, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes making girls go from faces on a screen to fellow fuckslaves and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Wardeness">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Chief'", "'Cop'", "'Copper'", "'Inquisitrix'", "'Interrogatrix'", "'Jail'", "'Jaileress'", "'Nightstick'", "'Prison'", "'Rapist'", "'Screw'", "'Snake'", "'Spider'", "'Stoolie'", "'Turnkey'", "'Warden'", "'Wardeness'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has perhaps the most hated role among your slaves. $His charges hate $him, of course. But almost every slave who was once one of $his charges hates $him too, for they have not forgotten how $his whim was once the law to them.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "enjoys having a row of cells full of slaves to abuse, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes having a row of cells full of slaves to abuse and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Milkmaid">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Cowgirl'", "'Cowhand'", "'Cowpoke'", "'Cream Queen'", "'Dairy'", "'Dairy Queen'", "'Farm'", "'Milker'", "'Milkmaid'", "'Milktugger'", "'Strong Hands'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a physically demanding and emotionally rewarding role. It's hard work, hauling milk and shifting cows all day, but $his girls love $him. It's hard not to love someone when you depend on them so totally.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "enjoys being a milkmaid, despite the tough work, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes being a milkmaid, despite the tough work, and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Farmer">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Farmer'", "'Old McDonald'", "'Redneck'", "'Country'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a very physically demanding role. It's hard work, tending to crops and animals all day, but $he loves it.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "enjoys being a farmer, despite the constant manual labor, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since he likes being a farmer, despite the constant manual labor, and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Collectrix">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Buttfucker'", "'Collectrix'", "'Cum Queen'", "'Extractrix'", "'Fucker'", "'Milker'", "'Orgasmotron'", "'Prostate Poker'", "'Sodomizer'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is required to fuck more exhaustingly than any other slave in the arcology. It's one thing to take dick all day; it's quite another to be expected to constantly massage prostates to orgasm. Naturally, the other slaves notice.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "really enjoys being expected to bone butts constantly, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes being expected to bone butts constantly and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Schoolteacher">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Classroom'", "'Dean'", "'Headmistress'", "'Principal'", "'Profesora'", "'Professor'", "'Ruler'", "'Schoolmarm'", "'Schoolmistress'", "'Schoolteacher'", "'Sensei'", "'Teach'", "'Teacher'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "might consider $his role boring, if $he weren't allowed to use sexual abuse as a correction for poor attentiveness. As it is, $his sexual aggressiveness draws much open comment and some private infatuation from the students.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "likes teaching, especially because $he's allowed to use the students, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes teaching, especially because $he's allowed to use the students, and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Nurse">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Candy Striper'", "'Doc'", "'Doctor'", "'Healer'", "'Hospital Hottie'", "'M.D.'", "'Medic'", "'Medicine Woman'", "'Nurse'", "'Pill Peddler'", "'Pill Pusher'", "'Quack'", "'Sawbones'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "might consider $his role boring, if $he weren't allowed to use sexual abuse as a correction for poor health. As it is, $his sexual aggressiveness draws much open comment and some private infatuation from the patients.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "likes being a nurse, especially because $he's allowed to use the patients, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes being a nurse, especially because $he's allowed to use the patients, and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Lurcher">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Athlete'", "'Bloodhound'", "'Bloodsport'", "'Cardio'", "'Courser'", "'First Place'", "'Greyhound'", "'Hunter'", "'Lurcher'", "'Racehound'", "'Racer'", "'Runner'", "'Sighthound'", "'Speedy'", "'Sprinter'", "'Tackler'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a lurcher in the regular coursing races held by the Coursing Association. The slaves fortunate enough to have never experienced these events learn of them through hearsay, so $his position comes with a great deal of both infamy and envy">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "likes being a lurcher, especially because of what $he's allowed to do to captured hares, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes being a lurcher, especially because of what $he's allowed to do to captured hares, and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "Stewardess">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Chamberlain'", "'Clean Queen'", "'Concierge'", "'Head Maid'", "'Head Servant'", "'Housemistress'", "'Inspectrix'", "'Majordomo'", "'Martinent'", "'Perfectionist'", "'Stewardess'", "'Top Mop'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "might consider $his role boring, if $he weren't allowed to use sexual abuse as a correction for poor work. As it is, $his sexual aggressiveness draws much open comment and some private infatuation from the servants.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "likes being in charge of household tasks, especially because $he's allowed to use the servants, and is happy to learn that the role is part of $his name now.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "is a bit sad that $his role isn't part of $his name, since $he likes being in charge of household tasks, especially because $he's allowed to use the servants, and now wonders whether $he'll be allowed to keep doing so.">>

<<case "bodyguard">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Aegis'", "'Amazon'", "'Athena'", "'Battle'", "'Bloody'", "'Bodyguard'", "'Diana'", "'Guard'", "'Gunsmoke'", "'Hired Gun'", "'Paladin'", "'Terminatrix'", "'Widow'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "divides your other slaves. $He is a physically intimidating sight, wearing normal slave attire and obviously sexually available, but also carrying a sword across $his back and an automatic weapon at $his hip. Some revere $his unique position of responsibility, while others mock how far $he steps outside the bounds of sexual slavery.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "knew a while ago that $he was likely to spend some time shadowing your every move. But now, $he understands that not only is your life in $his hands, it is going to remain so. $He is almost awed by the responsibility.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes to $his apprehension that $he may someday be a simple sex slave again, respected for $his holes rather than $his swordswomanship.">>

<<case "server">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Bedwarmer'", "'Bottom'", "'Girltoy'", "'House Slave'", "'Lovergirl'", "'Please No'", "'Server'", "'Slave Slut'", "'Sub'", "'Submissive'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "holds a place in the hierarchy of your penthouse that almost demands a nickname. $He is the lowest of the low, below even your other slaves. $He is a pitiable creature, living with a large number of sexually charged people, slave and free, all of whom have the right to demand any sexual service they wish of $him.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "has become almost proud of $his strange, exhausting situation. Hers is not the struggle of slaves to know their place, for $he knows $hers. It is on the bottom.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "begins to hope a little that maybe $he can rise beyond $his current station.">>

<<case "nipples">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Dicknipples'", "'Eye Hazard'", "'Nipples'", "'Nippy'", "'Nips'", "'Pointy'", "'Puffy'", "'Teats'", "'THO'", "'Titclits'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a pair of nipples that are hard to ignore. Whenever $he's sexually aroused, they jut proudly from $his chest. As a result, it's totally impossible for $him to conceal arousal. When $he's ready for it, $his big nipples let the whole world know $he's easy.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is proud of the nickname, almost amusingly so. $He flaunts $his nipples in a way $he didn't before.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that $his nipples are just another part of $him, and that if $he pokes those who fuck $him in the missionary position a little, that's all right.">>

<<case "nippleCunts">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Bonus Holes'", "'Cuntnipples'", "'Fuckable Nipples'", "'Milk Ducts'", "'Nip Holes'", "'Nip Slipped'", "'Nipple Cunts'", "'Nipple Fucked'", "'Nipplejob'", "'Nippussy'", "'Titjob'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a pair of unassuming nipples that hide an unusual secret: They can take a dick as well as any other hole can. This previously impossible talent is a source of both envy and disgust, and as such, $he often finds $himself in the center of any breast based discussion.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is proud of the nickname, almost amusingly so. $He flaunts $his fuckable nipples in a way $he didn't before.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that $his nipples are just another pair of fuckable holes in $his body, nothing more.">>

<<case "areolae">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Areolae'", "'Areolas'", "'Broad Based'", "'Cans'", "'Dark Circles'", "'Headlights'", "'Highbeams'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has areolae broader than many slaves' entire breasts. Some slaves find them unattractive, making them an easy target for mockery; others like them, and playfully torment $him by giving $him a nickname based on them.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is proud of the nickname, almost amusingly so. $He flaunts $his lovely broad areolae happily, the nipples in their centers hard.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that $his broad areolae are just another part of $him, just like $his big tits.">>

<<case "lips">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Beestung'", "'DSLs'", "'Ducklips'", "'Facepussy'", "'Kissy'", "'Lips'", "'Pillows'", "'Smooches'", "'Soup Coolers'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has lovely lips. They're so big $he can hardly talk straight, and they even hinder $his ability to communicate any facial expression other than a desire to be facefucked. This is appropriate, as $he spends a lot of time getting facefucked.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts that $his big lips define $him. Even more than before, $he presents $his mouth for oral sex whenever $he flirts, and $he views $his throat as $his primary sexual organ.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that $his mouth is only one of $his holes, and that as a sex slave $he'll be taking cock in all of them, even if $his lips are huge.">>

<<case "mark">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Ass Kisser'", "'Breeder'", "'Chosen'", "'Connections'", "'Elite'", "'Favors'", "'Mark'", "'Marked'", "'Special'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is an Elite Breeder. $He has permanently been marked as the mother of society's children. If $he isn't currently swelling with life, $he will be soon. However, $he is also granted special benefits befitting the mother of future generations of gifted children.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes pride in $his new nickname and the bond it displays between $him and $his sire. $He has to make sure that it doesn't go to $his head, though.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is expected to obey and fuck just like any of your other slaves, regardless of $his status as a breeder.">>

<<case "broodmother">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Baby Factory'", "'Bakery'", "'Bloated'", "'Breeder'", "'Broodmother'", "'Factory'", "'Naedoko'", "'Nursery'", "'Stuffed'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a Broodmother. $His belly is enormous, unavoidable evidence that $his life has been dedicated to carrying children. $His taut belly is stuffed with $his brood and barely gets smaller with every child born from $him.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes a bit of solace from $his new hope in $his nickname that $he will be kept in good shape and not have to worry about $his pregnancy draining $him, but also a bit of fear from $his suspicion that $he'll remain this way until $he's out of eggs.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is expected to obey, work, and fuck just like any of your other slaves, regardless of how big $his pregnancy is.">>

<<case "hyperbroodmother">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Baby Factory'", "'Broodmother'", "'Bursting'", "'Factory'", "'Hyperbroodmother'", "'Naedoko'", "'Nursery'", "'Seedbed'", "'Seeded'", "'Tentacle Raped'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a Broodmother. $His belly is enormous, unavoidable evidence that $his life has been dedicated to carrying children. $His taut belly constantly bulges and squirms from $his brood writhing within $him and it is a very real possibility that $he may pop.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes a bit of solace from $his new hope in $his nickname that $he will be kept in good shape and not have to worry about $his pregnancy draining $him, but also a bit of fear from $his suspicion that $he'll remain this way until $he dies or $his body is used up.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is expected to obey, work, and fuck just like any of your other slaves, regardless of how big $his pregnancy is.">>

<<case "hyperpreg">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Balloon'", "'Bulgey'", "'Bulging'", "'Bursting'", "'Clown Car'", "'Hyperbreeder'", "'Hyperfertile'", "'Hyperpreg'", "'Squirming'", "'Squirmy'", "'Waterslide'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a breeding slave. $His belly is huge, unavoidable evidence that $he's very pregnant. $His taut belly constantly bulges and squirms from $his brood writhing within $him and it is a very real possibility that $he may pop.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes a bit of solace from $his new hope at $his nickname that $he will be kept in good shape and not have to worry about the size of $his pregnancy, and a bit of fear from $his suspicion that producing babies is $his whole future.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is expected to obey, work, and fuck just like any of your other slaves, regardless of how big $his pregnancy is.">>

<<case "babymaker">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Baby Maker'", "'Babymaker'", "'Baker'", "'Belly Popper'", "'Breeding Boar'", "'Breeding Bull'", "'Breeding Stallion'", "'Breeding Stud'", "'Cannon'", "'Cum Cannon'", "'Daddy'", "'Fire Hose'", "'Popper'", "'Potent'", "'Sirer'", "'Womb Filler'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a terror to any fertile girl $he fucks. Horrifically potent, $he leaves a trail of pregnancies in $his wake. A great deal of the babies in your slaves might just be $hers.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes a bit of pride from $his new nickname and hopes you'll keep letting $him knock bitches up.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is a slave and it is not $his place to decide who gets pregnant and who doesn't.">>

<<case "fertilityGoddess">>
	<<switch $activeSlave.nationality>>
	<<case "Algerian" "Burundian", "Cameroonian" "Congolese" "Djiboutian" "Ethiopian" "Gabonese" "Ghanan" "Kenyan" "Libyan" "Malagasy" "Malian" "Moroccan" "Nigerian" "Nigerien" "Seychellois" "Sudanese" "Tanzanian" "Tunisian" "Ugandan" "Zairian" "Zambian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Ala'", "'Asase Ya'")>>
	<<case "Ancient Chinese Revivalist" "Chinese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Jiutian Xuannü'")>>
	<<case "Ancient Egyptian Revivalist" "Egyptian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bastet'", "'Hathor'", "'Heqet'", "'Meskhenet'")>>
	<<case "Arabian Revivalist">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Al-Lat'")>>
	<<case "Armenian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Anahit'")>>
	<<case "Aztec Revivalist">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Xochiquetzal'")>>
	<<case "Cambodian" "Laotian" "Vietnamese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Sowathara'")>>
	<<case "Edo Revivalist" "Japanese">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Inari Ōkami'", "'Kisshōten'")>>
	<<case "Finnish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Rauni'")>>
	<<case "Indian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Bhūmi'", "'Parvati'", "'Sinivali'")>>
	<<case "Irish">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Brigid'")>>
	<<case "Latvian" "Lithuanian">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Laima'", "'Saulė'")>>
	<<case "Roman Revivalist">>
		<<set $nickname = either("'Epona'", "'Fecunditas'", "'Terra'", "'Venus'")>>
	<<default>>
		<<if $activeSlave.race == "white">>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Aphrodite'", "'Ceres'", "'Demeter'", "'Freyja'", "'Gaia'", "'Venus'")>>
		<<elseif $activeSlave.race == "pacific islander">>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Haumea'", "'Nuakea'")>>
		<<elseif $activeSlave.race == "amerindian">>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Atahensic'", "'Hanhepi Wi'")>>
		<<elseif $activeSlave.race == "black">>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Ala'", "'Asase Ya'")>>
		<<else>>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Gaia'", "'Venus'")>>
		<</if>>
	<</switch>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is the spitting image of a fertility idol. With $his wide hips, heavy bosom and fecund belly, $he lives up to the title.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes pride in $his radiant form and hopes that $he'll be treated as a goddess for possessing it.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that $his motherly curves are just the mark of a sex slave and not a goddess.">>

<<case "superSquirter">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Baby'", "'Bedwetter'", "'Fountain'", "'Geyser'", "'Girlcum'", "'Gusher'", "'Needs Diapers'", "'Panty Wetter'", "'Squirter'", "'Super Soaker'", "'Super Squirter'", "'Water Park'", "'Wet'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "completely soaks $himself and $his partners whenever $he cums. Every orgasm from $him unleashes a waterfall of girlcum from $his pussy.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes pride in the amount of girlcum $he makes, even though it looks like $he peed $himself when $he cums with $his clothes on.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he must learn to control $himself and stop soaking $his partners, clothes and bed.">>

<<case "labia">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Blooming'", "'Curtains'", "'Flaps'", "'Flower'", "'Folds'", "'Labes'", "'Labia'", "'Lips'", "'Lower Lips'", "'Meatflaps'", "'Petals'", "'Pussylips'", "'Roastie'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has pretty pussylips, larger than most girls'. When $he's aroused they announce $his state to the whole world, becoming engorged with lust. Other slaves can't help but notice, and mock $his uniqueness down there.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "really starts to see the appearance of $his pussy as a trademark. $He's prouder of it than $he was before, and $he enjoys sex a bit more too, really appreciating it when $he gets to feel another slave gently nibble $his lovely folds.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that the most important part of $his vagina is the warm, wet interior, not the generously endowed exterior.">>

<<case "old">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Auntie'", "'Big Sis'", "'Cougar'", "'Cradle Robber'", "'Jukusei'", "'Mama'", "'Mature'", "'MILF'", "'Mom'", "'Momma'", "'Mommy'", "'Mother'", "'Oba-san'", "'Okā-san'", "'Old'", "'Onē-san'", "'Seasoned'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is older than the average Free Cities slave. It has its downsides; $he's worth less at sale and $his earning potential as a whore is lower. But, on the other hand, good experience is irreplaceable, and in your experience all slaves feel remarkably similar inside, regardless of age. Nevertheless, some younger slaves resent $him.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "understands that far from being a mockery, your sanction has turned an intended insult into a reference to the advantages of $his years.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he must do $his best to fuck like the teenager $he isn't.">>

<<case "reallyold">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Aged'", "'Elder'", "'Elderly'", "'Generation X'", "'Geriatric'", "'GILF'", "'GMILF'", "'Grandma'", "'Grandmother'", "'Granny'", "'Nanna'", "'Obā-chan'", "'Old'", "'Oldie'", "'Really Old'", "'Senior Citizen'", "'Senior'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is old. Really old. Old enough to be a grandmother. This, naturally, makes $him one of the most experienced sluts in the arcology, a desirable quality in and of itself. Many of the younger slaves mock $him relentlessly for $his age.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts $his new nickname with pride. This acknowledgment of $his age has $him ready to show these young sluts a thing or two.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he must do $his best to fuck like the teenager $he once was.">>

<<case "young">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Baby'", "'Babycakes'", "'Candydoll'", "'Imouto'", "'Jailbait'", "'Juliet'", "'Kiddie'", "'Kiddo'", "'Loli'", "'Lolita'", "'Party Van'", "'Pedobait'", "'Pocket Pussy'", "'POMF'", "'Precocious'", "'PTHC'", "'Underage'", "'Young'")>>
	<<if random(1, 1500) <= 100>>
		<<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge < 13)>>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Preteen'")>>
		<<elseif ($activeSlave.physicalAge >= 16) && ($activeSlave.physicalAge < 17)>>
			<<set $nickname = either("'Sweet Sixteen'")>>
		<<elseif ($activeSlave.physicalAge >= 18) && ($activeSlave.physicalAge < 19)>>
			/% Not currently possible but we might change later. %/
			<<set $nickname = either("'Barely Legal'")>>
		<</if>>
	<</if>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is yet underage by old world standards, and some older slaves do not let $him forget that.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "understands that far from being a mockery, your sanction has turned an intended insult into a reference to the appeal of $his years.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that despite $his young age $he must do $his best to fuck like the most veteran of whores.">>

<<case "trans">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Girly'", "'Kathoey'", "'Ladyboy'", "'Legs Crossed'", "'Missie'", "'Queen'", "'Shemale'", "'Surprise'", "'T-Girl'", "'Tranny'", "'Trans'", "'Transgender'", "'Trap'", "'Trick'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "might have looked like a sissy or a trap at some point, but $he no longer does. $He has the curves and the face to be mistaken for a natural woman if $he wears clothes that conceal $his cock, which is an ability with all sorts of interesting uses. Mockery always fixes on what's unusual, of course, and some of your other slaves even envy $his equipment.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "believes that you approve of $him as $he is now, and that $he can treat $his dick as an asset.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he must do $his best to fuck like the natural girl $he isn't.">>

<<case "amp">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Amp'", "'Amputee'", "'Cocksock'", "'Cripple'", "'Dickholster'", "'Fleshlight'", "'Fucknugget'", "'Fucktoy'", "'Limbless'", "'Nubs'", "'Onahole'", "'Pocket Pussy'", "'Quadruple'", "'Stumps'", "'Stumpy'", "'Torso'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a fun little fucktoy, a limbless torso with nice wet holes than can be used regardless of $his feelings. Giving a poor quadruple amputee a nickname might seem like stooping to wanton cruelty, but other slaves are willing to call $him anything to take their minds off their own status.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes a tiny bit of solace from $his nickname, hoping that by accepting it, you were expressing an enjoyment of $his attenuated body.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he would be a sex toy even if $he still had arms and legs.">>

<<case "blind">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Batty'", "'Blind'", "'Braille'", "'Cataracts'", "'Crash'", "'Deadeye'", "'Eyeless'", "'No-Sight'", "'Sightless'", "'Stares'", "'White Cane'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is blind. $His dull eyes reveal $his condition. $He has to feel $his way between jobs, and is at the mercy of everyone.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts that $his disability defines $him. $He keeps $his eyes wide open, no longer fearing what others say about them.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is expected to obey, work, and fuck just like any of your other slaves, regardless of $his eyesight.">>

<<case "deaf">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Adder'", "'Cochlear'", "'Deaf'", "'Deaf Ears'", "'Deafened'", "'Decibel'", "'Ear Plugs'", "'Earless'", "'Hearing Aid'", "'Hearing Impaired'", "'Lip Reader'", "'Post'", "'Sign Language'", "'Stone Deaf'", "'Tinnitus'", "'Unhearing'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is deaf. $He is on constant alert for the commands and orders $he cannot hear, and is at the mercy of everyone.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts that $his disability defines $him. $He takes pride in knowing that $he's being insulted on the fact that $he can't hear any insults.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is expected to obey, work, and fuck just like any of your other slaves, regardless of $his hearing.">>

<<case "mute">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Aphonic'", "'Dumb'", "'Gagged'", "'Mute'", "'Mutie'", "'Quiet'", "'Sign Language'", "'Silent'", "'Soundless'", "'Speechless'", "'Tight-Lipped'", "'Tongueless'", "'Voiceless'", "'Wordless'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is mute. $He poorly attempts to communicate with often panicky gesturing, and is at the mercy of everyone.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "accepts that $his disability defines $him. $He gestures with much less panic, now that $his communication problems are common knowledge.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is expected to obey, work, and fuck just like any of your other slaves, regardless of $his voice.">>

<<case "preg">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Breeder'", "'Breeding Bitch'", "'Breeding Cow'", "'Breeding Mare'", "'Breeding Sow'", "'Breeding Stock'", "'Broodmother'", "'Fertile'", "'Mare'", "'Mommy'", "'Mother'", "'Ninpuchan'", "'Preg'", "'Preggers'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a breeding slave. $His belly seems to grow daily, unavoidable evidence that $he's pregnant. Most men prefer slaves without pregnant stomachs, but those that enjoy them adore $him. $He occupies a strange place in slave culture, desired and abhorred, hopeful and fearful.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "takes a bit of solace from $his new hope at $his nickname that $he will be allowed to complete $his pregnancy, and a bit of fear from $his suspicion that producing babies is $his whole future.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "understands that $he is expected to obey, work, and fuck just like any of your other slaves, regardless of $his pregnancy.">>

<<case "hung">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Anaconda'", "'Bitchbreaker'", "'Dangle'", "'Hung'", "'Long Dong'", "'Long'", "'Shaft'", "'Swingin' Dick'", "'Tentpole'", "'Third Arm'", "'Third Leg'", "'Tripod'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a Free Cities sex slave, which makes $him a girl. The pretension is hard to maintain at times, however, as $his massive member swings around, gets in the way, sticks out of clothing, and blows huge loads. Half the fun of using $his butt is making $his absurd dick slap around. It's an obvious target for a nickname, especially since more than one slave has personal experience with how $he feels inside them.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "enjoys being nicknamed for $his dick. $He's special, $his dick is special, and now that $he's been nicknamed for it, $he's confident $he and $his dick will be allowed to go on being special.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes that $he's just a slave girl behind, no matter what's dangling in front, and does $his best to take it like one.">>

<<case "gelding">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Ball-Less'", "'Castrated'", "'Clipped'", "'Desexed'", "'Emasculate'", "'Empty'", "'Eunuch'", "'Fixed'", "'Gelded'", "'Gelding'", "'Limp'", "'Neutered'", "'Nipped'", "'Sackless'", "'Soft'", "'Sterilized'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is a Free Cities sex slave, which makes $him a girl. This is an easier thing for $him to accept since $his testicles were removed. The lack of testosterone makes $him docile and more accepting of $his proper role as a receptacle for hard dick. Naturally, other slaves have taken notice.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "naturally viewed $his own castration as a subject of revulsion and horror. Now, though, $he begins to see $himself as filling a right and proper role as a gelded slave.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes that the process of turning $him from what $he was into what $he is did not make $him special.">>

<<case "short">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Cock Sock'", "'Fun Size'", "'Funsize'", "'Midget'", "'Miniature'", "'Napoleon'", "'Petite'", "'Pipsqueak'", "'Pocket Pussy'", "'Short'", "'Shortstack'", "'Shortstuff'", "'Shorty'", "'Shrimp'", "'Stumpy'", "'Tiny'", "'Waif'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is fairly low to the ground. This makes $him a bit different, sexually; $he's better for several oral sex positions, but most standing positions turn into a game of how long $his partner can hold $him at the appropriate height.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is a little proud that $his diminutive stature, once nothing but a source of embarrassment, is apparently significant to you.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes that $he'll just have to reach higher to make up for $his height, since you don't consider it special.">>

<<case "tall">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Alpine'", "'B-Baller'", "'Basketballer'", "'Beanpole'", "'Beanstalk'", "'Everest'", "'Giant'", "'Giantess'", "'Giraffe'", "'Jumbo'", "'Lofty'", "'Mountain'", "'Redwood'", "'Skyscraper'", "'Slim'", "'Stretch'", "'Tall'", "'Top'", "'Tower'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "is impressively tall for a girl. This makes $him sexually convenient, since $his holes are at convenient cock height. $He spends many of $his sexual encounters bent slightly at the waist to allow $himself to be taken from behind.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "is quite proud of $his impressive height, even more so than before. $He resolves to tower over other slaves sexually as well as literally.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "realizes that being tall doesn't make $him special, and understands that it's $his holes that make $him, not how high they are.">>

<<case "boobs">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Airbags'", "'Bazookas'", "'Boob'", "'Boobs'", "'Bosom'", "'Bouncing'", "'Bouncy'", "'Bristols'", "'Chounyuu'", "'Funbags'", "'Hooters'", "'Jugs'", "'Knockers'", "'Melons'", "'Norks'", "'Oppai'", "'Stacked'", "'Tatas'", "'Titties'", "'Titty'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has large breasts. Pointing this out is about as observant as describing the sky as blue. When $he enters a room, they precede $him. When $he takes it doggy style, they prop $him up. Other slaves are envious of the attention $he gets, and happy they don't have to carry such burdens.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "was of course proud of $his huge breasts before this new nickname. Now, though, $he accepts them as a sort of trademark.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that having titanic tits does not make $him special, since what's important is $his holes, not $his boobs.">>

<<case "butt">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Ass'", "'Backside'", "'Badonkadonk'", "'Big Ass'", "'Bootylicious'", "'Bottom'", "'Brazilian'", "'Bunda'", "'Buns'", "'Butt'", "'Buttocks'", "'Heiny'", "'Jiggly'", "'Milkshake'", "'Moneymaker'", "'Rear End'", "'Rump'", "'Thunder Thighs'", "'Tuckus'", "'Tushy'", "'Wide Load'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has a large ass. Pointing this out is about as observant as describing the sky as blue. (Though impressive for other reasons, for $his sexual partners, since they sometimes have difficulty drawing breath for such remarks.) When $he enters a room, it follows $him. When $he takes it doggy style, it pads penetration to an almost inconvenient degree. Other slaves are envious of the attention $he gets, and happy they don't have to carry such burdens.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "was of course proud of $his huge ass before this new nickname. Now, though, $he accepts it as a sort of trademark.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "accepts that having a massive ass does not make $him special, since what's important is $his holes, not $his buttocks.">>

<<case "virgin">>
	<<set $nickname = either("'Abstinent'", "'Celibate'", "'Chaste'", "'Chastity'", "'Doomed'", "'Flower'", "'Innocent'", "'Maiden'", "'Pristine'", "'Pucelle'", "'Pure'", "'Unbroken'", "'Unicorn Bait'", "'Unspoilt'", "'Vestal'", "'Virgin'", "'Virginal'")>>
	<<set $situationDesc = "has never had vanilla sex. This is not unusual in the Free Cities, since many slaveowners value and preserve virginity. Virgins form a separate class of sorts among slaves. Some of them even dislike their status, as having a virgin pussy can often result in a tired tongue or a sore butt.">>
	<<set $applyDesc = "understands that it's $his fate to remain unspoiled a while longer, and redoubles $his efforts to do better with $his other parts.">>
	<<set $notApplyDesc = "dreads and anticipates the day when $he'll lose $his pearl of great price and gain another way to please a man.">>

<</switch>>

<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> $situationDesc You begin to overhear your other slaves refer to $him as @@.pink;$nickname $activeSlave.slaveName.@@

<br><br>

<span id="result">
<<set $toSearch = $activeSlave.slaveName.toLowerCase()>>
<<if ($toSearch.indexOf("'") == -1)>>
<<link "Encourage use of the nickname">>
	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
	<<replace "#result">>
	Whatever $activeSlave.slaveName's feelings about being called $nickname were, $he knows they're moot <<if !canHear($activeSlave)>>when $he learns that you also<<else>>the first time $he hears you<</if>> refer to $him that way. @@.hotpink;$He has become more submissive to you.@@ $activeSlave.slaveName $applyDesc
	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
	<<set $activeSlave.slaveName = ($nickname + " " + $activeSlave.slaveName)>>
	<</replace>>
<</link>>
<br>
<</if>>
<<link "Disapprove, but encourage the other slaves to come up with a better nickname">>
	<<goto "RE nickname">>
<</link>>
<br><<link "Put a stop to it">>
	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
	<<replace "#result">>
	As soon as you make your will on the matter known, $activeSlave.slaveName is referred to as $activeSlave.slaveName again. $activeSlave.slaveName $notApplyDesc
	<</replace>>
<</link>>
<br><<link "No nicknames, now or ever">>
	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
	<<replace "#result">>
	You make it known that the power to name slaves is yours and yours alone.
	<<set $nicknamesAllowed = 0>>
	<</replace>>
<</link>>
</span>

<</if>> /* closes $qualifiedNicknames.length > 0 */