If Yelp would allow NONE or NEGATIVE STARS, this restaurant would get it.\nMy hubby and I are new Vegas residents, and we ventured into Chinatown hoping to satisfy our craving for good Chinese food.  We stumbled into Sam Woo, figuring it was a good bet since we knew Sam's in the Valley was the favorite restaurant of one of our friends.  WELL.  \nStrike ONE = the \"hostess\" didn't bother to get off her cell phone call when we walked in.  She handed us 2 menus and pointed to a table.  Yeah, didn't even walk us over.  Just chatted away while we seated ourselves.\nStrike TWO = the \"server\" wasn't friendly or anything.  I guess he was upset that we were making him do his JOB.  Of course the language barrier was no help either.  When he came over to our table, he didn't say hi, just \"what you want order\"?  WTF?  He slammed the tea pot on the table and spilled it.  What an A-hole.\nStrike THREE = the \"food\" sucked.  We ordered the BBQ Pork lo mein and the BBQ Pork fried rice.  The lo mein noodles smelled like FISH.  EWWW.  The fried rice was BLAND.  No amount of soy sauce could help it out.  NASTY.\n\nThe prices were ok, IF this had been a restaurant worth the money, about $8 per plate.  But since it ISN'T, $8 was too much to pay.   And, they only accept CASH - wanna roll into the 21st century like the rest of the world?  \n\nI will NEVER go here again.