The first time I went to conspire I got the Thai wrap, some funky name drew me to it. It was decent, but not great. The coffee I used to wash it down was strong and I appreciated that. However,  the service took forever (35minutes to wrap vgetables in a wrap and throw some Thai sauce on it? wtf?) even though I was the only customer in sight. \n\nA previous yelper had the perfect word to describe the look of the place, \"gritty.\" And I mean there's grit everywhere. The place is dirty and gross and I hope the health inspector pays a visit soon because I'm concerned for peoples' health.\n\nDespite my less than stellar first try at Conspire, I gave it a second go because I park next to it everyday to walk to ASU downtown. I thought I might as well have a place to grab a convenience lunch on days I'm running late (hindsight is everything!). Second time round I got the undead burger. Now, now I will never go back! This time the burger took 45 minutes to make and I was once again the only customer in the place. When I finally got it the entire bottom bun was soaked in the oil that was used to cook the burger. The burger itself squirted oil up my nose when I bit into it. At the same time mayo flew out the other end and  plopped onto the ground when I took that fateful bite. I threw it in the next dumpster I happened by.\n\nAfter this last experience I'll now call the food gross in addition to the actual physical site. Never, ever again!