I was so excited when a family member wanted their birthday dinner to happen here. My guy and I had been wanting to try Bernard's since it opened.\n\nWalking in, is pretty interesting. The bistro had a man playing music, and the movie \"Titanic\" was playing on several TV's throughout the restaurant. It also had quite a few titanic themed things around.... Which I was confused by. My cousin and I googled the Titanic, and it's an English ship. \n\nEnglish ship.... French restaurant. \nInteresting. \n\nThe table is brought bread, which is delicious..Flat out, possibly the best bread I have ever eaten.. My cousins and I agreed on this.\n\nFor appetizers, the table ordered a margarita flat bread, escargot, and calamari. \nI didn't dare try the snails. My uncle who did though, said that they were fabulous. The calamari was a tad chewy and tasteless. The flat bread had decent flavor... but no texture. No crunch. \n\nI ordered the special, Which was lamb and duck breast. I ordered the lamb rare, and the duck medium rare. It was my first time having duck, so, I was a little nervous, and a little excited. I ordered a side of french fries for my 2 year old.\n\nWhen my meal came. I was confused.\nIt had about 5 pieces of sliced duck, 2 PETITE lamb chops, some garlic mashed potatoes, 2 different sauces, and \n\none slice of RAW red bell pepper\none round slice of carrot\none stem of asparagus\none piece of broccoli. \n\nI guess this is artistic? \n\nThe lamb was okay. Didn't have a crust on it, the lamb had fat on it, that made it very chewy. The duck was also very chewy. The most tender thing on my plate was mashed potatoes. When I'm paying $60 for a plate, that's sad. \n\nMy daughter's french fries didn't have a \"crunch\" or texture to them either. But, she's two and devoured them. \n\nSpeaking of children, this really isn't the place for them.... because if they play the titanic every night, the last thing you want your kid to possibly see is the car scene, or the drawing scene. \n\nKate winslet is beautiful, I just don't want to see her breasts while I'm trying to eat.\n\nTotal bill was about $400, for the food that they're serving, eh, I just don't see coming back.