You disappointed me, Penang.  I sat down at a table and told the waiter, \"I want something great that I can only get here at this restaurant, nowhere else in Las Vegas.\"  He pointed out a menu photo of an orange-looking mix of curry/stir fry type stuff with \"Penang\" in the title, and I said yes.  Know what showed up on my table?  Pad... f*cking... Thai.  Sure, it had a little spin on it with a bit of brown bean paste mixed in, but it was still Pad Thai with shrimp, squid, egg, noodles, and bean sprouts.  It was pretty decent homestyle Pad Thai, even!  But this is not the only restaurant in Las Vegas where you can get that.  You can make your own decent Pad Thai if you just try!  So I'm not going back here.  Hue Thai next door is way more creative and you get more for your money too.  It's 2010, Penang Malaysian!  You'd better blow people's minds, because there's no room in this economy for mediocrity.