OK, so check this out.  I know I have been long dormant with the Yelp reviews (bad girl, BAD GIRL!), so to make it up to ya'll, I am now embarking on a casino-by-casino tour of my new hometown of LV, NV, and will include reviews of each as I tour them.  Now, these will not include room stays, but just schlepping around the premises - eating, drinking, and checking out anything that moves or doesn't move.  Got it? OK, let's proceed...\n\nReview #17:\nthis place is huge!; the story about getting lost in the casino rings true here; I actually got locked out of the place during my exploring, but luckily an employee rescued me and let me into the adjacent convention center (which is quite grand as well); there is a walkway to the 3 Signature Towers of high-end condos; the outdoor/pool areas are extensive & top notch; love the massive hotel lobby with the classic MGM lion sculpture; many scenic high end eateries, including 2 Joel Robuchon restaurants; the West End bar is kind of dark & sexy and tucked away, but not always open; armies of hotties headed to Hakkasan nightclub - wowza!; best craft beer bet = Michael Mina's Pub 1842 for sure, but you will pay to play!; Tap Sports Bar also has a few, but prices aren't much better there