Yeeaaah. If the Trudeau Airport were a Facebook post, I would not click 'Like.' Actually, I'd probably start a string of snarky comments meant to both make me feel really funny while also letting me dish out some hate for how silly this airport can be.\n\nFor example...I've flown through here at least three or four times and have been exiled to the sad, old section/terminal that's far away from the comfy leather (well, pleather...let's be real) chairs and couches over by gates in the eighties. You know...the terminal that looks uh...passable with Moe's lounge and the Starbucks but quickly becomes the Trudeau dump once you make the four-day trek through unmarked hallways over to the newer area?\n\nWhich at least means when you mourn the loss of your travelmates (fallen to causes like cholera or whooping cough, Oregon Trail style) you can nom on some plastic-wrapped sushi or reheated burgers.\n\nYesterday I had the pleasure of walking the connecting-to-the-US flight path which can hereby be renamed Strip Search Alley as it takes you down a hallway separating you by frosted glass from the rest of humanity with no one else in sight for at least ten minutes. At that point you start to see guards, checkpoints, more frosted glass and all you can do is hope that your friends didn't get you on the No Fly list as a prank.\n\nSeriously. I figured I could expect either the rubber glove treatment or Ashton Kutcher in a trucker hat...\n\nI promise not to fight you on which Trudeau kid is your favourite so long as you agree that THIS Trudeau is hands down the dark horse in that race.