i'm going to be a straight up bitch on this one.  I used to live in NY, hell i miss it sometimes, so when i had the chance to stay at NY NY this week for a business trip, i did in the hopes that i would be happy in one of my favorite places in the world, LAS VEGAS.\n\nBut wait...2 stars...porque?\n\nTHEY ARE DOING ALL KINDS OF FUCKING CONSTRUCTION!  WTF?  Tell me that shit before I book it.  Cheap assoles.  Their new glitzy club ROK isn't even open yet.  I could barely eat.  I had a shitty piece of pizza that wasn't close to a NY Slice.  And worst of all...they are doing most of the construction in the middle of the fucking casino!  NO SIC-BO.  I come to NYNY for the Sic-Bo, that shit is bonkers and still manageable when you are trashed.  Chinese Craps = Sic-Bo.  Look it up, its amazing and RARE in casino's due to it's \"easy to play, easy to win\" gameplay.  There used to be a lounge, but now that shit is gone.\n\noh and hell, the \"Times Square Bar & Grill\" shithouse was a total bummer.  The mofo on the piano was definitely tone deaf and was murdering everything from Bon Jovi to Billy Joel.  I SUCK at singing and I could do better than that.\n\nI'm not done, i \"splurged\" for a massage and i got a bad back rub...i hinted \"you can do it a little harder\" and nothing.  It wasn't cheap either.  The lady was just not happy with her job and talked to me about how the economy is bad in Vegas right now and she is barely squeaking by....\nawkward, sob stories during massages equals NO RELAXATION.  The only good thing about the Spa experience was their eucalyptus sauna room but that got old quick because...it's a fucking sauna...180 degrees and you are suppossed to sit in there and chill.  I lasted 3 minutes max, then i wanted to stop sweating.\n\nThe room was \"meh\" for sure...VERY NY (aka tiny as shit).  \n\nWhatever, i'm a hater, i expect more from MGM-Mirage, i thought NYNY was one of the \"nicer\" places on the strip.  OH and i hate kids at Casinos...total bummer.  I just realized that, when i'm enjoying a vice (CRAPS) the last thing i need is some little squirt in a bathing suit yelling at his mother.  If i crap out when that happens i think he deserves a smack.  Respect the game little one.\n\nI will take this review down if by the time i return the construction is done.  If not then I will probably update it with more hatred.\n\nUntil then, i hear Mandalay Bay is nice?