This was my girlfriends choice on where to go on her birthday. For the record, having been to big clubs around the country, I've grown out of this stage of my life. Onto the review.\n\nLAX is located inside of Luxor.  Walking up, there didn't appear to be any system that resembled a proper line.  Fortunately, I signed up on the guest list, so we stepped up to the VIP entrance.  The guy screening the list found my name, but said I only signed up for 1 person.  This is completely false and I hate this type of shadyness. So he said he'd take care of me, but someone would have to pay entry.  So even though I signed up, I still ended up paying a cover because of course they let my girlfriend in for free, but I had to pay 30 dollars. Yup. BS already. On the upside we only waited 5 minutes, which was really nice and made the gf happy.\n\nAnyway, the layout and decor of this place is pretty damn cool.  It's very gothy and dark. The sound and light systems are fantastic. Yup. That's about all I got for the good.\n\nLike some of the other reviewers said, this place is stupid packed. Now being a hot club, I sort of expected it.  However, we couldn't even dance without jackasses slamming into us.  And that's what it was like across the entire floor.  The music was passable for the first 30 minutes we were there and then it switched over to nothing but rap. No dance music, just hip hop. Imagine a few hundred people wedged into one area all grinding on each other. It was disgusting.  On top of that, there was no good path through the crowd so people were trying to move back and forth through that crowd all night.\n\nDrinks. Yeah, well, they were outrageous. My cocktail ran 18 dollars.  It also took 20 minutes to get while maneuvering in crowds that weren't unlike those that were on the dance floor.\n\nRestrooms? I have no idea. I had one cocktail and didn't dare venture to find the restroom.\n\nAnd like Yasmin said, the friggin security is ridiculous.  They pretty much ring the whole dance floor.  While I didn't feel like there would be a fight (I was getting close to swinging at one guy who almost knocked my drink out of my hand twice, but only came close) I did get that feeling like I was in prison.\n\nThe VIP bottle service seems like the way to go here. But I'm not stupid or rich enough to drop $550 with tip to hang out at a place where we had no room to enjoy ourselves.\n\nSo bottom line, $30 cover + $22 cocktail with tip + douche central + poor management = I will not be coming back here.  There are too many other places that treat you much better and you can breathe in.  Now that the chickie has been to a \"real\" club, I doubt she'll ever want to go to another one haha.