simply awful.  \n\nif you stay here, you either:\n\n- are new to vegas and got suckered in,\n- appreciate filthy, subpar accommodations,\n- are staying for free.\n\nwe fall into category 3.  the wife and i stayed here one night, courtesy of her company (which we do appreciate).  but this review is of the hotel, not her company.\n\nour room was dated, filthy, and NOT smoke free.  the bathroom had nasty mold, crud in multiple crevices.  i should have taken photos.  smoke free floor?  yeah right.  it reeked of cig smoke ALL NIGHT LONG.  it was probably the fuckers staying next door.  the smoke was pumping through the heater vents all night long.  thank you!\n\nyeah, we could have complained but what a hassle that would have been to gather all of our stuff, move, hope for the best, etc., etc.\n\nthe bed was crap, too.  there was a pleasant sinkhole right in the center of the old, tired ass mattress.  sure, i love sleeping close to my wife but not like we're sharing a hammock.  the pillows were so thick, hard and uncomfortable, we had to ditch them, too.  oh, and the closet was missing its doors.  wtf?  who the hell stole that shit?\n\nthe two redeeming qualities of the hotel?  the starbucks downstairs and the pf chang's room service.  damn, we grubbed on some hot and sour soup and some variation of their deep fried, battered chicken in some sweet, spicy sauce after dusting off some macallan!  fatties!  seriously, though, if you can afford to stay somewhere else, don't short change yourself.