Certain things just come with Vegas hotels: chaotic casino noise and decor, milking you for every possible dime, drunks grabbing your ass in the elevator. However, they're not all as blatantly rude and indifferent. Be prepared to shell out for (slow) valet parking, a bellman's \"assistance\" and a resort fee (ha!). Clean enough but worn around the edges. Spend the money and stay on the Strip!