Wow...the only thing asian about this place is that they give you rice and fortune cookies.  So lets start with the service...horrible.  Our server first forgot to bring my wife her drink...was going to bring it up except she was MIA for most of the meal.  Then halfway through our meal she asks me if I would like some hot sauce...I say yes please....Never came and she was never to be seen again until we were done and she was bringing out our check.  On to the food...We order their signature app and their special app of the night...a crispy calamari salad and Hoisin spare ribs...both were so salty and totally underwhelming.  Entrees were a mongolian beef and Vietnamese style chicken and shrimp.  Again both were so salty and just plain uninspired.  The beef was cooked and then thats where it ends...the sauce lacked any imagination.  The chicken and shrimp...so bad!!  Both the chicken and shrimp were so overcooked...could have stir fried cardboard and rubber erasers with some veggies, tons of salt and pepper and you would basically have recreated this dish.  The best part of my meal was my Diet Coke and that it ended.  If you remotely enjoy real asian food...this place is not for you!  If you enjoy insired and creative dishes...sorry, not at The Bamboo Club.  If you just like to eat good food...you won't find much of it here, unless you just drink a Diet Coke.  If you are just plain starving and don't care what your food tastes like...there is a Chilis right next door.