It's Wednesday and that means one thing...poker night with the guys.\nBut the last few weeks at this have been torturous, as you go home penniless, drunk, and now having to face your wife.\nAnd the worst part is how you'll probably lose again tonight.\n\nWell not tonight,\nHere's the plan.\nStop off at the Cheesecake Factory before the game. \nOrder the four-cheese pasta, it's simply delightful. Have a couple beers to wash it down. \nNow, sit back and let the magic happen.\n\nOf course you're going to lose at poker again tonight, but at least someone else is going to get tortured as your room-clearing farts decimate the place.\n\nRevenge is sweet, and Cheesecake can help you serve up a big steaming bowl.