I am sitting here as I type this.  My wife, her parents and I were visiting from out of town and decided to drop by an \"Italian deli\" for lunch.  Firstly this place is closer to a deli you'd find on New York rather than one in Italy.  In line, I heard two people order fettuccine Alfredo for lunch... \n\nSo, here's our order:  one prosciutto sandwich (one if the few Italian items on the menu),  one Italian sausage sandwich, one portobello sandwich and one cheese panini.  While I was ordering,  the cashier ( the owner) kept giving me an odd look...like \"who do you think you ordering here?\"  I also got a beer which was on display.  When I asked for it,  he didn't know what it was so I had to show him the bottle.  Also, the request to have a double espresso and tea made later seemed to give him and an associate all kinds of inconvenience.  \n\nHere's what we got:\nThe prosciutto sandwich was good albeit a bit greasy.\nThe Italian sausage sandwich was OK.\nThe portobello sandwich NEVER arrived.  Instead we got another half of a sausage sandwich.  When I told this to the server, he said \"If you want portobello I'll make you one.\"  No apologies no cares.   When it finally came out, it was bad.\nThe cheese panini (which had bacon in it!) was nasty.\n\nWhen I went to ask for a knife,  the owner said that they should be out by the soda machine.  I informed him they were not.  He screamed for 'Ernesto to bring out the knives\" and told me \"the should be out soon, I THINK\".  Also got first apology of the day.\n\nThe espresso was atrocious.  It's beyond words how bad it is.   Really awful. Seriously.\n\nFinally,  to add injury to insult, we were overcharged 50c .  This was explained as a computer error.  We got the money back.\n\nWill NEVER return.