What universe did I step into? This place was recommended as THE PLACE to go after the 3am last call. They don't serve alcohol here. Heed the warning signs. We should have ran for the hills when we saw the mostly male line. But my friend and I decided to chance it. Next warning: the $35 cover. Chance it? Okay! Oh, what now? Guys at the coat check are turning in the shirts off their backs... I've seen juicehead guidos do this at PachaNYC but was this a theme party? Sh*t, we lost $35.\n\nThis place is massive. It reminded me of the raves of the early 90's. I get it. Does the music have to be THAT loud? My ears were leaking blood. After walking around, we quickly realized what this place is all about. Want to get high anyone? I can bet you $35 that everyone was tripping. Maybe I should have put myself out of my misery and joined. Why did I turn away the nice guy at the adjacent urinal who offered me E? If you want to smoke a cigarette, be prepared to traverse a labyrinth. It's designed to give methheads a chance to flush the pills when the police show up.\n\nCircus made me want to run back to NYC.