Great place to get FUCKED. And by FUCKED I mean:\n\n*listen to one-minute snippets of shitty top-40 hits\n*pack yourself onto a tiny dance floor with hundreds of other sweaty spaghetti-strapped blondes and sleazy dudes in rhinestone-studded jeans trying to grab your date's ass, with no room to dance but plenty of room for elbows\n*watch the jackasses at the roped-off VIP tables zipper fuck each other while hoisting bottles of Skyy in the air\n*get yelled at by one of hundreds of security guards trying to enforce some sort of code of rules about where you can stand\n*drop half your paycheck on a night of pure frustration