WTF x+&..)!  I graduated college, went to law school and passed the Bar the first time, and have done nearly 90 criminal jury trials.  I thought I was smart enough to do my homework before plunking down $210 for BMG.  What a dummy!  Wish I had read the reviews before falling for the \"myth and mystic\" of this show!  First hint it was a dud was the half empty audience.  Then, the VOICE kept making those dumb jokes as the words passed on the screen -- bit o advice: move on after three times.  The show started out good enough, with a great percussion piece -- and I thought, great, everything I'd heard about the BMG experience.  But then the guys started with the throwing-catching marshmellows (or whatever) -- and this went on for, like, 10 minutes.....!  2nd bit of advice:  move on!  Then, they grab some lady from the audience for a skit.  Fine.  But, for TWENTY minutes.  My God, I've seen grass grow faster in that time span.  And then they have this 1999-dated sequence about the Internet -- oooh, ahhh, ummmmm......DATED!  Then the Western Neon show thing -- fine, but no Blue Men.  What are they doing?  Taking a pee?  Then they grab another dude, paint him, press him against a canvas, and send him back....?  Wow, yeah, that was really.....dull.  Finally, they managed to spray some people in the first few rows with some kind of liquid -- guess it made their day, although it looked like they just sweated in their tarps the entire show.\n      I knew the show was going to be underwhelming within the first 10 minutes, and I just had to hope it would get better for the next 80 minutes, which it didn't.  It's a good show for a 5-year-old, maybe 10 at the most.  Frankly, I didn't mind that they didn't talk; that's the novelty.  But there's just very little that's entertaining about this show.  I guess I'm one of the people that just didn't get it.  Sorry, I don't like being so negative. But I am being honest.  Go see any of Cirque shows, or Phantom -- money well spent.