Matalan, matalan, Matalan - you had such a good idea!\n\nGet big stores and cram them full of clothes, then make people become members to make sure you retain some form of exclusivity.\n\nTrouble is, you made all your stores in places people couldnt get to them, you filled them with clothes even the naked-est of us would refuse and you employed people with the social abilities of a manic depressive donkey.\n\nPoor show.