YOU WILL BE CRUSHED.\n\nNow that that's out of the way ... get there early. Ye gods, the crowd was insane. For it being free, I guess I can't rag on it too much but it was pretty over the top in its gaudiness and cheese factor. \n\nScantily clad Captain Sparrow wannabes and \"wenches\" litter the two pirate ships performing badly lip-synched (awful) songs and sad attempts at acting. The ear-splitting musical choice was horrid and the dance numbers looked straight out of a Pussycat Dolls MV - not a good sign.\n\nBut there were explosions, diving, fire and water spray so that might be enough to draw in the poor folks. I could definitely do without.