I've been here twice now and I have to count myself a lucky devil for it. I like to think of myself as a burger connoisseur (doesn't every Yelper?!) and I'm a reyht picky so-and-so when it comes to me patties, so every time I find a jolly decent bite I'm delighted. Life is too short for crap burgers. (I may have high standards, but also, anything that oozes cow juice and melty cheese makes me happy.)\n\nSo that's where we are with these guys. I like the cut of their jib: why piss about with a fancy name? Burger is all one needs to know. They offer a range of specials, but I suggest going straight-up cheeseburger. (Call me a traditionalist, if you will, but who needs more than meat and cheese and bread and a pickle?)\n\nThe chilli fries are great. Don't think Americana: think actual minced meat chilli with a boat load of cheese and other niceness. Those, along with your I-don't-want-to-mess-about-with-a-solid-formula cheeseburger, should absolutely hit the spot for lunch. In fact, that's a little bit greedy of you.\n\nWhat else? Free Wi-Fi (if you want to sit in all day and smell like cooked meats). Cool tunes. Drinks, obvs. Simple d\u00e9cor. Lovely, patient, accommodating staff.\n\nWarning: On a sunny day that cushioned thing that lines the window becomes hotter than the earth's crust, covered in lava and actual hell fire. The blinds don't go any lower. Sweat it out or swap seats.\n\nJe suis un FAN of this wee place.