Two stars overall? I didn't want to believe it. I went in with an open mind (and a $50 gift certificate) and wanted to see what this place was all about.\n\nThere are three things that I will say were good about this place: my watermelon jar cocktail, the sauteed kale, and the service. Our waitress was super nice, the hostess/bartender, too, and both were willing to be friendly and chatty without getting up in our space. The cocktail was fruity and delicious, refreshing and at once dangerous. More than one, and it could have meant an afternoon bent over the toilet, especially considering the proceeding meal. But I digress--the service, the kale, and the cocktail: that's where the good parts end.\n\nChips and queso con carne--this was straight up chemicals with cold ground beef on top with fry bread chips. I ate it because it was there, and also because somehow I have an affinity for Taco Bell-calibre food, especially in a place with liquor.  We ate some and moved on.\n\nI ordered a Caesar Salad with Mahi Mahi on top. The fish was cold and slimy, and the dressing tasted disgusting, and had zero Caesar flavor to it. Applebee's has a better Caesar than this--it was a pretty confusing excuse for Caesar. My boyfriend had a sandwich with a hamburger (overcooked), BBQ pork, and bacon and a side salad. His salad was also particularly weird, though we both agreed that his sandwich was the entree winner.\n\nAs for sides: we ordered the Dorito mac and cheese, and let me tell you. Whatever kind of cinnamon-sugar they are using in the cheese sauce portion of that dish made my taste bugs scream in pain. I'm extremely judicious in using profanity to describe foods, good and bad, but I can safely say that I truly thought, WTF is this mac and cheese debacle? The sauteed kale was good--I just wanted to have a nice vegetable-laden lunch--but it wasn't enough to rectify the meal.\n\nI'm so very sad to say that I will not be back. It has a cool decor and a very cool set of ideas behind it, but it was not worth even the $11 I ended up spending on top of the gift certificate.