\"Dark in the city, night is a wire\nSteam in the subway, earth is a fire...\"\nShe swayed languidly, as her hips gyrated in a seductive and carnal manner most unbecoming of her age,\n\"Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do\"\nwhile human sexuality has no age cap- her guttural languorous dance proclaimed her wanton desire for every ripe male drop of lust she could glean.\n\"Woman you want me, give me a sign\nAnd catch my breathing even closer behind\nDo-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do...\"\nThe tempo of the live band increased, as the staccato and drunken attempts at dancing of the desperate middle aged men in the room filtered onto the small dance floor.\n\"In touch with the ground\nI'm on the hunt i'm after you..\"\nThe unbridled passions of the room intermingled on the dance floor as we stared in revolted awe, like a train wreck we scoffed at the hook ups that were just kindling, and those now fomenting to completion. As another pitcher of cheap domestic beer arrived at our table, we greedily drank the sudsy tincture and stared questioningly at the bacchanal in progress.\n\"Smell like i sound, i'm lost in a crowd\nAnd i'm hungry like the wolf...\"\nAs the band would calm, so too would the mating rituals of the patrons, suggesting some proportional relationship between the two. In my clouded thoroughly drunk brain I thought to myself the nature of that formula and deduced it to be congruent with the amount of drink imbibed.\n\"Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme\nI'm on the hunt i'm after you...\"\nNow the atmosphere and liquor had worked its spell upon us, we rose to our feet, compelled by the news that this was to be the mediocre blues bands last cover song, zombielike we made our way to the empty dance floor\n\"Mouth is alive with juices like wine\nAnd i'm hungry like the wolf...\"\nAs we danced in utter ridiculous parodied fashion, the revelers were drawn to our presence like moths to flame, they sought any excuse to continue their rituals, and ensure themselves a partner in the darkness of the night, and cougar claws came out as they vied for their kills.\n\"Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do....\"