You know how some guys compensate, right? \n\nIf they drive a big truck, they have a small johnny.\nIf they drive a fast car, then johnny come lately.\n\nWhat noodles (that's with a lower case \"n\") lacked in taste is pretty much compensated by its interiors. On one side are glass vessels filled with all sorts of noodles lining the entire wall. Pretty much reminded me of my biology lab in high school, you know, those glass containers filled with fetuses, bats, fishes, weird-looking animals, and other human parts. Bad memories mind you...we had this preserved cat at the beginning of the semester.  As term went along, we'd conduct various 'operations' on this cat until it was down to its skeleton.\n\nAnyhoo where were we...the place is bright, clean yet casual. \n\nThough the overly-priced menu, for a quick noodle house at least, covers a number of dishes from China, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore or Indonesia, they indeed lacked the taste, depth and spices I always look for...a bit clean and polished for my ASIAN palate...pretty much reminded me again of that cat in my lab class. \n\nSo,  off to Pho 69 I go for my $4.99 Pho Gato (Psst, so is the rumor true?)\n\n2 stars because they have San Miguel Beer. And I'd do incisions on your johnny if you think this beer is from Mexico, dude.