I was staying at the MGM Grand this past weekend.  I was playing poker for most of Sunday, but around noon I needed a little something something while waiting for dinner later that night.  The Stage Deli was right there near the poker room and there's no line.  Close and easy, two of my favorite characteristics of a restaurant.  So I ordered the grilled chicken sandwich.\n\nThe sandwich was expensive - nearly $8.00.  Kind of to be expected in a casino.  OK.  I can deal.\n\nI'm not sure I would actually call the meat inside the sandwich chicken.  It was some sort of processed, white, rubbery chicken imposter.\n\n((pause))\n\nI paused for a few minutes to think of some other substance on the planet that I could liken this chicken to, and I can't.  It must be from another world.\n\nIt was absent of any flavor, and had it not been for the lettuce, tomato and mayo i put on the sandwich, it may have been one of the least flavorful lunches of all-time.\n\nThe sesame bun wasn't very fresh.  It had that \"I've been sittin out for several hours\" taste to it.  And the pickle that accompanied the \"sandwich\"  wasn't cold and fresh; it was luke-warm and limp.\n\nA complete let-down.\n\nTo make matters worse, the girl who took the order barely stopped talking in spanish to her cooks standing a few feet away.  I ordered and she talked right through the order.  Pretty freakin' rude if you ask me.\n\nI'd choose 0 stars if it was a choice.  Stay away from Stage!