UPDATE:  The bulk of my original review is listed below.  However, folks from the restaurant reached out to me.  They wanted to talk to me about my experience and to try to make things right.  Well, I genuinely appreciate the fact that they are TRYING to improve.  I am not interested in getting special treatment from folks at a restaurant, so what I plan to do is visit Cowfish for dinner and report back.  But, kudos to management for paying attention to Yelp.\n\nOriginal Review:\n\nI haven't done this before - I am writing a review (a brief one) of a restaurant where I have not had the food.  I went to Cowfish this afternoon with my girlfriend.  We walked in the door at 12:30... this is a Saturday afternoon in South Park mind you.  The restaurant is basically empty (although the outdoor seating was quite full).  We are told it will be a short wait for a table.  What????  A short wait for a table?  I can, literally, see twenty tables that ARE TOTALLY EMPTY.  On top of this, the hostess managed to give us attitude while simultaneously creating the most grammatically tortured sentence ever spoken by a human being.  \n\nWe waited, hoping to be seated at one of their empty tables, and after five minutes of being ignored, we left.  The woman who served in the obligatory chain restaurant role \" I have no real purpose other than to open the door and smile at you\" - was actually silly enough to tell us to \"enjoy the rest of our afternoon\".  Well, we did enjoy the rest of our afternoon - and things got off to a great start by leaving.