Four stars for the food.\nAnother cumulative star for the service, making them a solid five.\nThat was before we checked out.\n\nMinus five for their not having a defibrillator anywhere on site when my heart began missing beats right after their informing me how two cups of turkey soup, one half sandwich, a whole sandwich, two iced teas, a cookie and a small slice of bread pudding came to forty-seven bucks.\n\nI must have appeared to the cashier as a mouth-breather and to everyone else in line when I stood there, frozen, vegetatively reverberating;  \"huh....forty-seven bucks...really...how is that even possible???\n[head shake]\n\nEventually, my friend's laugher brought me back. \n\nBut it was my turn to pay for lunch, so I couldn't tell them to stuff their forty-seven bucks and walk out. This place is in the middle of BFE, with nowhere else to eat except the desert, and I don't care for cactus or rocks...so I sucked it up\nand did the only thing I could do under the circumstances.\n\nI sat there eating my lunch....fixating on how I'd just blasted through one fifth of my unemployment check on a fucking turkey sandwich. \n\nNot going back.