The \"Chances Are\" that you don't have much time left if you are caught in this place.\n\nLook, I have nothing against the aged - I am getting there myself... But really, this is a 100% geriatric establishment. There should be a social security card machine to make sure you were born before Ronald Regan to get in here. The decor is beat-up 80's - something like a thrift store. The bar is large and mostly deserted. I assume the food is as flavorful as an inner tube - I didn't stay long enough to find out.\n\nSometimes places need to die (just like we all do someday). I'll likely end up in here in about 25-years. LOL