I almost want to give this place 1 star just so the craps tables won't be so packed when I go back, but I won't.\n\nIt's simple. If you're a pimp, you play craps. If you ain't 'cause you not then you play one of those other sorry ass grandpa table games, but this is why I'm hot. I'm not going to write about those other noob games because my sack isn't hanging down to my knees yet AKA I'm still young and ballin' like Spaldin'. If you do play those other sorry ass grandpa table games then get yo' ass to the MGM where all of the other old people go to die. I play craps because my boner is strong.\n\nCasino Royale has awesome craps because it has low minimums and high odds. If you are not loaded with mommy and daddy money then this is most def ideal place to play some craps if you want to make some money, talk shit to people playing on the dark side (don't pass line), and getting fucked up on White Russians, Jack and Cokes, and brews.\n\nI swear, 90% of the time this baller throws the dice (noob.yelp.com), he hooks everyone and their moms up with cash money. God, I love myself.\n\nKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE! Get $$$!\n\n\nP.S. if you're looking to find slam pieces then def don't come here. Your boner will die within 2 minutes of walking through the front door.\n\nP.P.S. watch yourself on  your White Russian consumption. I almost deuced myself after the 4th one last time and had to switch to whiskey. It might've been the milk they were using or maybe it had to do with me making so much God damn money.\n\nOH NO YOU DI'INT!...\n\n...why yes, I did!