\"And they did feast on the fillet O'fishes, big macs, chicken mcnuggets, egg mcmuffins, cheeseburgers, french fries, and mcchickens. And the Lord did smile upon them and smote their enemies that did give their bodies to the Burger King and sodomized themselves with unclean whoppers.\n\nBut the people of the Arches did thoust sin against the Lord and cried out to the heavens. And the Lord did sendith down the Hamburgler who tooketh all hamburgers, cheeseburgers, quarter pounders, big extras and big macs, and there was a terrible famine in the land.\"\n\nThe book of Ronald Chapter 15