Well, it's a lot of show but if you know anything about whisky then you'll see that this is totally for the tourists. Situated outside Edinburgh Castle, it's an opportunity to take a ride in a very slow barrel being whisked along by a ghostly moustache. They offer you a small dram of not particularly good whisky on the silver tour, and four on the gold tour, then you can see the biggest crime known to man - a whole load of whisky that's been collected and not drunk, left to evaporate over the decades!\n\nStill, you get a whisky glass out of it, but there are better places to go for a whisky.