A pizza buffet that costs $5 a head. What can you expect from a place like that? As it turns out, nothing much good.\n\nFirst of all, $5 a person is a little misleading. Drinks go for an addition $2+ each, and if you want wings, add another $5 per person. It can add up. \n\nThe pizza just sucks. Actually, there was one with a very thin crust that my wife and I both liked, but it was gone most of the time. There is the problem--nothing good lasts very long and all the worst, coldest, most disgusting pizza hangs around on the buffet forever.\n\nService sucks too. It took about a year to get our severly overpriced wings. At least they were edible when they did come. \n\nThe place is newish, but still manages to look a little dirty and run down--not in a charming, family-doing-the-best-they-can-to-keep-the business-going way either. More like a we-don't-give-a-crap-and-are too-cheap-to-make-restroom-repairs way.\n\nAll that said, my 5 year old loved the place, so I will be back kicking and screaming.