I think we need to reintroduce \"Nincompoop\" into the modern American lexicon. Mainly, since it has found its embodiment so perfectly manifested in a governmental organization. Yep, you guessed it, Phoenix PD!\n\nThey always show up at the wrong time, in other words, in those rare moments when you actually think, \"Hey, I really need assistance from an officer of the law RIGHT NOW!\" they take their sweet time when you call them. Conveniently, in the instances of minor infractions they are there with an entire brigade ready to cuff and cage anyone around. \n\nTo their credit, they aren't as bad as the Santa Clara PD in California. In fact, if I didn't know better, I would be inclined to give Phoenix PD two or three stars after four years of SCPD. But I do know better, so I won't.