Seriously?!?!  I'm looking at all these 4 and 5 star reviews and wondering if we saw the same show.....  \n\nWe headed for a half price tickets stand hoping to get either Jubilee or Terry Fator tickets... we noticed the Crazy Horse tickets were only $30 a piece and we'd all heard good things about it and settled on getting tix.  \n\nWe went to the early show, and were shown to our seats - bar style seating when there were heaps of open tables around us.  The place never got more than 1/3 full.  Drinks were pricey, snacks were expensive and a joke, and service was right there where the snacks are - a joke.  Absolutely no excuse when the place was so empty.\n\nWe'd all heard that it was burlesque, good reviews, artistic - not just nudity for the sake of nudity.  Um yeah, riigghhtt.....   As soon as the curtains opened it was Tits and Butts on Parade!  Whatever.....  \n\nSome of the \"skits\" made no sense, others went on WAY too long, and the lighting??  Some of it was interesting, but come on!  When there's a topless woman writhing around, practically humping a lips shaped couch and the lighting on her suddenly makes it look like she has as many nipples as my cat if not more?!  Gag....  \n\nApplause was rarely heard thoughout the show.  The two intermission acts, The Scott Brothers and The Quiddlers, received more applause than the girls.  Applause for the girls could be described as polite applause at best.  \n\nI don't know....  maybe we just aren't avant-garde enough to 'get it', but we weren't alone.  Seemed like the majority of people there were in the same boat as us.  And when the two males in your group of 4 are bored to the point of wanting to go hit the slot machines and are glad that we got discount tickets??  I'm just sayin'......  \n\nI'd safely say that the Crazy Horse is a been there, done that, don't need to do it again kind of show.