The only reason I am giving this place 2 stars is because our departure from this hell hole led to a fantastic evening.  \n\nMy boyfriend and I came here for dinner (yes we had a reservation, although it wasn't necessary given the restaurant was almost entirely empty) and were quickly ushered to our table. \n\nWe sat at that table and waited. And waited some more. And then we --wait for it-- kept waiting; until finally my boyfriend made the executive decision to bail the fuck out of there.\n\nWe then proceeded to make our way to Au Pied de Cochon, where we caught a glimpse of Seth Rogen and had the best meal of our lives. \n\nIn a way I'd like to thank Confusion. The terrible service that prompted us to leave allowed us to have our best night in Montreal. \n\nThanks fuckers. Thanks a bunch.