Where do I begin to explain this awful hotel? Look: it's a Quality Inn, so I didn't expect much. When I got into the room, it appeared run down but clean, so I thought I'd just endure it. But then the problems began. The major issue was that my toilet was broken. The chain would fall off of the lever and fell into the toilet basin. This occurred after-hours the first time, so I opened the toilet and used a coat hanger to grab the chain (I wasn't reaching into that gross water). I reattached it temporarily, but it fell back off every time you flushed so I could not fix it permanently. Over the course of the next few days, I had to repeat this process four times. \n\nWhy not just ask the hotel to fix it? I did! I requested that it be repaired when I left the hotel for the day after my first night. When I returned late that evening, it was still broken (chain unattached before even flushing again). I called the desk to see if there was any way it could be fixed. They responded that the shuttle driver might be able to fix it, but he was out on a run. I was skeptical, since I doubted that the guy moonlights as a plumber. But I waited about 30 minutes anyway (it was now 12:15am). When he didn't show I called back, only to learn he had a few more runs that evening before he could come by. Obviously, I wasn't staying up for this long shot, so I told them never mind and just rigged it myself for the rest of the week. \n\nOther problems? \n\n- In addition to those obvious issues, the staff was generally not very helpful. I had a colleague leave something extremely important at the front desk one night for me to pick up in the morning. The reception desk employee couldn't find it and was convinced it wasn't there. Becoming distressed, I began looking for it myself over the desk. Luckily, I spotted an envelope and asked if that was it. It was. \n\n- Check out the picture I took of the hilarious room phone, which was missing the quick-keys making the circuit board visible. \n\n- The gross wardrobe made my suits smell (luckily, I packed my cologne). \n\n- One of the (4) light bulbs in the room was burnt out. \n\n- The pillows were weirdly small. \n\n- Some towels were stained.\n\n- The bathroom shower drenches the floor if you don't figure out the trick to hooking the curtain onto the rail screws.\n\n- Ridiculously, they have an HBO guide booklet in the room, but after scrolling through the channels several times, I couldn't find it! \n\nFinally, its location leaves something to be desired. The closest attraction is the strip club across the street, which the hotel staff even recommended as the best nearby place to grab a snack and drink. (Really?)\n\nThe only redeeming feature of this place is that it has a shockingly decent continental breakfast each morning. But that isn't nearly enough to encourage anyone to stay here who can avoid doing so. I am sure this place is normally pretty cheap, but you couldn't pay me to stay there again.