Tony Bourdain we followed you here and found that your dream fries were less tasty  than McDonalds and a not less tasteless steak attested that your review was a big favor you had to do to Thomas Keller. But I'm sure you didn't get the meh lame service the rest of us got while you guys were blowing each other. Don't forget to wipe your mouth when done. Those fries can be crumby.