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'OMG I love cookie dough ice cream', I thought hungrily digging into the treat. Usually, I only find meat and vegetable mush in people's stomachs.
11,250
0.97
178
1,599,848,608
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iqw6go/omg_i_love_cookie_dough_ice_cream_i_thought/
iqw6go
TwoSentenceHorror
justadair
top_all
When I heard the screams, I ran outside to find my elderly dog in a puddle of blood and my wife consoling my son. I heard him say something about the dog attacking him first,  but I saw the little smirk on his face, and he didn't have a scratch on him.
11,246
0.97
193
1,596,114,249
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i0log0/when_i_heard_the_screams_i_ran_outside_to_find_my/
i0log0
TwoSentenceHorror
SunflowerEveryHour
top_all
The worst thing about being a ghost isn't hearing the neighbor who murdered you pronounced innocent. It's seeing that neighbor inviting your little brother into their house to "see their new puppies" and not being able to warn anyone.
11,246
0.98
98
1,607,050,705
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/k6cbq2/the_worst_thing_about_being_a_ghost_isnt_hearing/
k6cbq2
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
My youngest son refuses to call my wife "Mommy". She is not "just a doll" and I'll make him learn it one way or another.
11,246
0.97
109
1,589,709,194
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/glcu0k/my_youngest_son_refuses_to_call_my_wife_mommy/
glcu0k
TwoSentenceHorror
leafninjadog
top_all
“It can’t believe it!” I cry into the phone after the police officer tells me they’ve found my missing daughter alive after all these years. I hang up the phone and glance into the backyard, making sure the hole I buried her in is still undiscovered before getting in the car and heading to the station.
11,238
0.96
128
1,613,951,600
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lpa0un/it_cant_believe_it_i_cry_into_the_phone_after_the/
lpa0un
TwoSentenceHorror
stevieqwrites
top_all
"Ma'am, if you'll just follow me, I can offer you ten very suspenseful stories from my private collection," the book seller said to assuage the entitled, screaming woman in front of him. In a backroom of the old skyscraper, he pushed her into an unused elevator shaft there and the ten stories sounded very suspenseful indeed.
11,233
0.95
103
1,610,991,102
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kzz9tl/maam_if_youll_just_follow_me_i_can_offer_you_ten/
kzz9tl
TwoSentenceHorror
justadair
top_all
The police officers showed you the video of your wife being tortured and killed by the sadistic killer that was loose in your city It was difficult trying to hide your erection from the officers
11,227
0.92
170
1,585,133,296
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/foo92j/the_police_officers_showed_you_the_video_of_your/
foo92j
TwoSentenceHorror
sugar-soad
top_all
I writhed in pain as my boyfriend held me down and twisted the coat hanger inside me. I regretted lying about being pregnant to get him to stay.
11,222
0.96
237
1,587,400,622
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g4w4xt/i_writhed_in_pain_as_my_boyfriend_held_me_down/
g4w4xt
TwoSentenceHorror
PurpleAngel23
top_all
The boy kept staring into my eyes as he dragged his mother's corpse inside, peeled off her skin, and hung it next to me. For the first time ever, I, the monster in his closet, was terrified of him.
11,202
0.95
102
1,618,574,393
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ms1n2p/the_boy_kept_staring_into_my_eyes_as_he_dragged/
ms1n2p
TwoSentenceHorror
KangarooDense
top_all
When I was young a psychic once looked at me and told me that one day I would lose my faith. Now, as I lay here in the burn center of the hospital on life support I realize that the psychic had a lisp.
11,200
0.98
166
1,642,475,654
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s6n3do/when_i_was_young_a_psychic_once_looked_at_me_and/
s6n3do
TwoSentenceHorror
lapseofclarity88
top_all
Today they announced that there are only 12,000 spots left in heaven. Millions of terrified parents rushed to kill their own children.
11,198
0.99
376
1,688,093,348
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/14mo9zy/today_they_announced_that_there_are_only_12000/
14mo9zy
TwoSentenceHorror
GrapeFlavoredOil
top_all
Our eyes met across a crowded room. I was the only person he hadn't gunned down in the office-the only one he didn't want to, it seems- and he stared into my eyes, raised the gun to his head and pulled the trigger.
11,197
0.95
178
1,610,302,971
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kujr0q/our_eyes_met_across_a_crowded_room/
kujr0q
TwoSentenceHorror
justadair
top_all
After hearing terrible stories from my grandmother about what a guard did to her in Auschwitz decided to go back in time and kill him. As I look at his lifeless body I slowly started to disinegrate.
11,195
0.97
177
1,638,814,054
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/radk78/after_hearing_terrible_stories_from_my/
radk78
TwoSentenceHorror
R6BuckWithLuck
top_all
The worst part of quadriplegia isn't being unable to feel anything in any of your limbs. It is still being sensitive enough to feel the hairy caterpillar crawling into your ear.
11,195
0.99
146
1,599,132,668
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ilrniy/the_worst_part_of_quadriplegia_isnt_being_unable/
ilrniy
TwoSentenceHorror
felix_felicis2020
top_all
Sometimes, I think God created this zombie outbreak specifically to punish me. Being a necrophile is significantly less gratifying when the dead insist on squirming.
11,192
0.98
200
1,613,591,854
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lm34pg/sometimes_i_think_god_created_this_zombie/
lm34pg
TwoSentenceHorror
pyromaiac
top_all
As the tapeworm appeared in the toilet pan I grabbed it and pulled hard - I wanted that thing out of me. And that’s when I felt my tongue jerk backwards.
11,188
0.98
287
1,588,015,952
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g97mba/as_the_tapeworm_appeared_in_the_toilet_pan_i/
g97mba
TwoSentenceHorror
andrewkd
top_all
My wife is not with me anymore, and after all my attempts with the ouija board, I learn that it's just another fairy tale for kids. I can't even make her feel like I'm still here, let alone move the planchette.
11,184
0.98
99
1,593,340,055
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hhc67k/my_wife_is_not_with_me_anymore_and_after_all_my/
hhc67k
TwoSentenceHorror
Nathan_is_writing
top_all
They banged on the locked door, crying and urging him not to commit suicide, how selfish and tragic it would be. He ignored them as he stared straight ahead, aiming the plane towards the snowy mountains.
11,182
0.98
180
1,609,114,314
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kletzy/they_banged_on_the_locked_door_crying_and_urging/
kletzy
TwoSentenceHorror
VanillaSarsaparilla
top_all
Tears roll down my cheeks as my husband goes deeper. The creature dragged my kid down a hole so small, the more we dig, the more blood we see.
11,172
0.97
133
1,595,759,337
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hy4qf0/tears_roll_down_my_cheeks_as_my_husband_goes/
hy4qf0
TwoSentenceHorror
hellblade0x
top_all
Woken up by a violent coughing fit that shook my ribcage, I recoiled in horror when I saw matted locks of white hair spilling out of my mouth. Hands trembling, I tried to yank them out, only to retch when I felt something tugging at the inside of my stomach.
11,160
0.95
155
1,604,489,116
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jnv2xs/woken_up_by_a_violent_coughing_fit_that_shook_my/
jnv2xs
TwoSentenceHorror
felix_felicis2020
top_all
Drunk on the power with his newfound ability of invisibility, Professor Ustov stood nude in the elevator, heart pounding in his chest, a stirring in his loins, waiting for the stranger to enter. The young lady, with her heightened sense of hearing and smell due to her blindness, slowly reached into her purse and clasped the taser as the doors started to close.
11,146
0.95
237
1,626,455,167
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/oll5kl/drunk_on_the_power_with_his_newfound_ability_of/
oll5kl
TwoSentenceHorror
heingericke_
top_all
He twisted the revolver, put the barrel against his head and pulled the trigger "click" but nothing happened. He began to cry because now the thing which killed his parents just a few minutes ago knows that he's here.
11,145
0.97
214
1,605,273,605
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jtgiaq/he_twisted_the_revolver_put_the_barrel_against/
jtgiaq
TwoSentenceHorror
UsrDeletedFromPlanet
top_all
My wife begged for my forgiveness after she smothered our newborn in her sleep Thankfully she doesn't remember me handing her the pillow while she was sleepwalking, or that I know the baby wasn't mine
11,140
0.96
150
1,633,362,842
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/q187ls/my_wife_begged_for_my_forgiveness_after_she/
q187ls
TwoSentenceHorror
sugar-soad
top_all
My Dad said he was going out to get a pack of cigarettes as he closed the door behind him. I screamed as the rusty, metal spikes he'd used to construct his handmade iron maiden bit deeply into the skin of my ankles, legs, arms and chest, screamed into that brief, hollow eternity that is born in all traumatic events, screamed until my breath gave way and all I could hear was the soft gurgling of my newly pierced lungs.
11,123
0.86
249
1,595,170,369
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hu1pkl/my_dad_said_he_was_going_out_to_get_a_pack_of/
hu1pkl
TwoSentenceHorror
justadair
top_all
Alice stared at the table in Wonderland, thinking, then hastily gobbled up the cake labeled EAT ME and washed it down with the potion labeled DRINK ME. Her blood-curdling scream was heard all through Wonderland as her skeleton began to grow but the rest of her body shrank.
11,114
0.98
126
1,611,421,629
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/l3fz8r/alice_stared_at_the_table_in_wonderland_thinking/
l3fz8r
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
Thinking it was the only way to save humanity, my final wish was to erase half of worlds population. It's been a month, and we still haven't found a single female.
11,112
0.96
381
1,641,582,419
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ryf3ur/thinking_it_was_the_only_way_to_save_humanity_my/
ryf3ur
TwoSentenceHorror
Zetafunction64
top_all
[MAR22] "Next time don't call 911 if there's no emergency, okay?" the police officer said to the little girl, who was still crying in front of her own parents. He then took the money from the couple, thinking, *"If only she would forgive me one day,"* and pretended that he never saw the bruises on her face.
11,106
0.91
160
1,647,451,721
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tfncq4/mar22_next_time_dont_call_911_if_theres_no/
tfncq4
TwoSentenceHorror
KangarooDense
top_all
The shadowy figure promised me fame, fortune, and love in exchange for the souls of 10 people whom I would never meet. As my wife sobbed over our second stillborn child, I realized how it was making me pay my debt.
11,102
0.98
238
1,690,541,334
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15bu03a/the_shadowy_figure_promised_me_fame_fortune_and/
15bu03a
TwoSentenceHorror
Maat1932
top_all
"Goddammit, Timmy, you idiot, hold the flashlight still!" Timmy calmly stood and slammed the hood shut on his father's neck.
11,095
0.95
171
1,638,543,596
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r80yk4/goddammit_timmy_you_idiot_hold_the_flashlight/
r80yk4
TwoSentenceHorror
Bluethepearldiver
top_all
[FEB22] The king came to regret allowing his pet tiger to roam the halls of the palace unsupervised. As he looked over the eviscerated and half eaten body of his beloved, he only had one question: what could do this to a tiger?
11,086
0.98
109
1,644,206,350
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/smglka/feb22_the_king_came_to_regret_allowing_his_pet/
smglka
TwoSentenceHorror
DatLonerGirl
top_all
When I came home, my dead mother's ghost was sitting in her favorite chair. It wasn't the first time I've seen her there, but this time I noticed that she was nodding at me and patting the chair next to her, right before the chest pains started.
11,076
0.98
102
1,602,643,333
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jas9dm/when_i_came_home_my_dead_mothers_ghost_was/
jas9dm
TwoSentenceHorror
Traz_O
top_all
I took a break from cleaning Grandpa's attic and decided to crack open the old notebook I found, its yellowed pages filled with his scrawl. "August 2nd, 1969: the *Chronicle* printed one of my letters today..."
11,076
0.97
155
1,580,664,564
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/exrr9q/i_took_a_break_from_cleaning_grandpas_attic_and/
exrr9q
TwoSentenceHorror
StrangeBreadfellow
top_all
My baby screamed as the water he was dunked in made his skin burn and peel "That's never happened before" the priest said, horrified
11,075
0.95
169
1,576,901,268
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/edl0rh/my_baby_screamed_as_the_water_he_was_dunked_in/
edl0rh
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
I truly believed him, when my father plead "not-guilty" to murdering all the people they found buried under our house. Lucky for me, though, the jury did not.
11,072
0.97
141
1,592,532,309
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hbrz4m/i_truly_believed_him_when_my_father_plead/
hbrz4m
TwoSentenceHorror
JohnnyBledo
top_all
As the bullet penetrates my chest, I fall to the ground and I start bleeding out for the 6th time. I pray to God for whoever is watching this Gif to close it and end my existence.
11,068
0.98
176
1,571,247,487
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/disrs7/as_the_bullet_penetrates_my_chest_i_fall_to_the/
disrs7
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
A small team of human scientists was sent to mars. A small team of scientists returned to earth.
11,054
0.98
11
1,642,781,368
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s9e6lj/a_small_team_of_human_scientists_was_sent_to_mars/
s9e6lj
TwoSentenceHorror
HetmanOriginal
top_all
After the Christian Rapture happened to everyone's considerable shock, those left behind (and those born to them after) all had a strange, unremovable marking appear on their foreheads. It took decades to translate, but the result was horrifying; "Do not harvest, not fit for consumption."
11,050
0.97
275
1,666,993,010
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/yg1af9/after_the_christian_rapture_happened_to_everyones/
yg1af9
TwoSentenceHorror
LordGraygem
top_all
The airplane cut diagonally across the sky, leaving in its wake a single white chemtrail. Along whose edge reality began to sag, then peel away like old wallpaper, revealing an infinity of black nothingness.
11,050
0.98
114
1,604,864,606
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jqi1sk/the_airplane_cut_diagonally_across_the_sky/
jqi1sk
TwoSentenceHorror
normancrane
top_all
I thought kidnappers were supposed to be evil people. But I’m starting to think mine is just misunderstood.
11,050
0.98
119
1,582,321,303
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f7i7ul/i_thought_kidnappers_were_supposed_to_be_evil/
f7i7ul
TwoSentenceHorror
shoutsfrombothsides
top_all
After my Father unexpectedly committed suicide, it took me several years until I felt at peace enough to open the sealed suicide letter. I wish I’d opened it years ago, though, because this letter is not his handwriting.
11,049
0.99
109
1,638,718,994
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r9ibzi/after_my_father_unexpectedly_committed_suicide_it/
r9ibzi
TwoSentenceHorror
R-M-Staniforth
top_all
As I hear the little boy suffocating in his sleep, I wish I could turn him over so he can breathe again. After all, everyone knows that monsters can't touch you when you're under a blanket.
11,047
0.97
164
1,623,854,569
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/o16ibf/as_i_hear_the_little_boy_suffocating_in_his_sleep/
o16ibf
TwoSentenceHorror
KangarooDense
top_all
"Daddy, Daddy!" I heard her scream, a smile forming on my face. As we drove away with the little girl we saw the father nodding at us with the money in his hand.
11,042
0.97
226
1,619,525,050
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mzmx9b/daddy_daddy_i_heard_her_scream_a_smile_forming_on/
mzmx9b
TwoSentenceHorror
Girlnods
top_all
I'd been strapped in a chair, beaten with sticks, jabbed with needles and wheeled back out of room still none to the wiser to who my captors were. As I was taken back to my cell I caught a glimpse of a sign by the entrance that read "Oakland Care, for the mentally unwell"
11,039
0.95
93
1,616,240,380
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m95bh8/id_been_strapped_in_a_chair_beaten_with_sticks/
m95bh8
TwoSentenceHorror
MafiaCub
top_all
I really hate pulling out rusty nails What kind of a person paints their fingernails rust coloured anyways?
11,038
0.95
111
1,591,244,974
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gwa7q0/i_really_hate_pulling_out_rusty_nails/
gwa7q0
TwoSentenceHorror
TarnationOOG
top_all
Every night, my brother giggles in his sleep. I asked him about it today, and he says he hears it too.
11,030
0.98
118
1,641,738,729
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rzswr8/every_night_my_brother_giggles_in_his_sleep/
rzswr8
TwoSentenceHorror
Bored_Borer
top_all
[DAY 52 RECORDING] Oxygen preservation will last me one more day, goodbye everyone. [DAY 175 RECORDING] I&)-(/$:&:@:CANT:@/)/)(/:&;&;@DIE-@/@/$:)
11,024
0.98
170
1,637,871,810
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r25kc6/day_52_recording_oxygen_preservation_will_last_me/
r25kc6
TwoSentenceHorror
thisappcausesmepain
top_all
I bawled my eyes out in my high school counselor’s office, finally explaining all the abuse my mother had put me through. “I got quite the interesting phone call today,” my mother told me later that day as I came home from school, the chancla in her hand. (edit/update: i’m so sorry to everyone who has been commenting about how they can relate to this story. For whatever it’s worth, feel free to message me if you ever want to talk to someone.)
11,021
0.94
432
1,686,065,277
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/142jl6u/i_bawled_my_eyes_out_in_my_high_school_counselors/
142jl6u
TwoSentenceHorror
drmmnr
top_all
I hate it when my family stands up after every meal Why won’t this poison work?
11,014
0.96
125
1,585,503,474
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fr9q9u/i_hate_it_when_my_family_stands_up_after_every/
fr9q9u
TwoSentenceHorror
ASR9821
top_all
When offered the chance to see all the times I've almost died, of course I took it. As the scenes progressed from my infancy through to now, I couldn't help but notice the same strange man in all of them.
11,007
0.98
150
1,642,311,159
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s54m33/when_offered_the_chance_to_see_all_the_times_ive/
s54m33
TwoSentenceHorror
carsenic-atnip
top_all
As a punishment for my envy, I was forced to accompany my wife until she fell in love again, before I could ascend to paradise. Now, sitting at her grave and watching the last humans leave earth, I just wish she had moved on.
10,996
0.96
110
1,678,787,714
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/11r20zd/as_a_punishment_for_my_envy_i_was_forced_to/
11r20zd
TwoSentenceHorror
Aco282
top_all
As I stared into her eyes, my knees were weak, and I had butterflies in my stomach It was then I realized I spiked the wrong drink
10,994
0.96
242
1,587,184,182
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g3hjxv/as_i_stared_into_her_eyes_my_knees_were_weak_and/
g3hjxv
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
They say once you become a murderer, you can tell who else has murdered. “He’s innocent,” I announce with the bang of my Gavel dismissing the court.
10,993
0.96
124
1,633,912,197
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/q5kbzy/they_say_once_you_become_a_murderer_you_can_tell/
q5kbzy
TwoSentenceHorror
Jebbsterboy
top_all
Scientists talk about the “uncanny valley,” an evolutionary trait humans have picked up that causes them to reject things that look similar to humans but not quite human enough. What scientists don’t talk about are the creatures that caused us to need this ability, or the possibility that they are still hiding among us.
10,989
0.98
247
1,593,663,139
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hjq3qb/scientists_talk_about_the_uncanny_valley_an/
hjq3qb
TwoSentenceHorror
nickrashell
top_all
My girlfriend always said"if I die I will be alive in your mind" I thought she meant as a memorie, not as a possession
10,986
0.96
85
1,595,248,650
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/huki2w/my_girlfriend_always_saidif_i_die_i_will_be_alive/
huki2w
TwoSentenceHorror
mcdaddy69691
top_all
Two weeks after moving to Australia to be with my boyfriend, he dumped me. So I tossed a lit cigarette into the bushland near his home.
10,985
0.91
139
1,578,749,082
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/en7d8m/two_weeks_after_moving_to_australia_to_be_with_my/
en7d8m
TwoSentenceHorror
schuj1
top_all
As child, I always enjoyed putting two mirrors next to each other and seeing the endless mirror tunnel that would form. I stopped doing it when I saw the thing climbing through the mirrors towards me.
10,983
0.98
148
1,623,983,077
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/o2ebzf/as_child_i_always_enjoyed_putting_two_mirrors/
o2ebzf
TwoSentenceHorror
Megalobread
top_all
He grabbed at the twine, but his daughter's balloon quickly flew beyond reach. He flailed through the air while years of abusive memories flashed through his mind, leaving no doubt as to why she had pushed him from the basket.
10,979
0.96
145
1,613,845,269
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lod4uy/he_grabbed_at_the_twine_but_his_daughters_balloon/
lod4uy
TwoSentenceHorror
justadair
top_all
“YOU CAN’T TAKE HER!” I scream as I hold my daughter as close to me as I can, out of their reach. If they get to her, they’ll return her to that sadistic, wretched swine that gave birth to her.
10,978
0.95
127
1,593,257,402
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hgrz6f/you_cant_take_her_i_scream_as_i_hold_my_daughter/
hgrz6f
TwoSentenceHorror
NeverBeenHereBefore0
top_all
He liked it when she babied him, but she loved it. One night when he passed out drunk she used her ice pick to make a few modifications to his brain through his eye sockets, and he became her baby forever.
10,974
0.91
233
1,606,274,560
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/k0k52v/he_liked_it_when_she_babied_him_but_she_loved_it/
k0k52v
TwoSentenceHorror
Traz_O
top_all
My mother stood beside my bed, and explained to me that she just wanted me to remain her perfect little angel for as long as possible I begged my mother to remove the stitches, but she assured me that my future husband will open them on my wedding night
10,974
0.96
281
1,616,328,631
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m9vdhi/my_mother_stood_beside_my_bed_and_explained_to_me/
m9vdhi
TwoSentenceHorror
sugar-soad
top_all
stop repeating everything over and over again. I'm trapped in a time loop that repeats every eleven seconds. There's no escape and I can't
10,972
0.97
231
1,574,986,610
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e36q6k/stop_repeating_everything_over_and_over_again/
e36q6k
TwoSentenceHorror
beard_meat
top_all
I watch intently from the control room as the pretty young girl enters the dimly lit room and a convicted rapist, my test subject, takes notice and approaches to do with her what he will. My animatronic rapist-bait works as designed, and now we begin testing its vaginal bear-trap.
10,971
0.97
375
1,634,173,484
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/q7p0t2/i_watch_intently_from_the_control_room_as_the/
q7p0t2
TwoSentenceHorror
OrionSaintJames
top_all
As our ship pulled into harbour beneath the blinking lighthouse, we saw the faces of our familes for the first time in months, gathered to greet us on the moonlit shore. It was only when we were close enough to make out their vacant eyes and too-wide smiles that we realized the lighthouse was blinking a message in Morse: >!T H E Y!< >!A R E!< >!N O T!< >!Y O U R!< >!F A M I L Y!< >!A N Y M O R E!<
10,965
0.96
263
1,570,368,334
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/de37g8/as_our_ship_pulled_into_harbour_beneath_the/
de37g8
TwoSentenceHorror
Rock-Paper-Cynic
top_all
The first group of people to ever grow up off-planet saw Earth for the first time and were amazed at just how gorgeous and vibrant it was. The Earth-born Captain sent to oversee the project was horrified at the sight of a Purple and Black planet.
10,964
0.98
134
1,603,420,367
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jgeasq/the_first_group_of_people_to_ever_grow_up/
jgeasq
TwoSentenceHorror
consistentlycrying
top_all
I don’t know what scared me more, whether it was hearing a voice saying “help me” at 4 in the morning... ...or that I recognised it was my own voice and it was coming from the closet.
10,938
0.98
110
1,597,415,988
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i9n5mp/i_dont_know_what_scared_me_more_whether_it_was/
i9n5mp
TwoSentenceHorror
russfaraday
top_all
My little brother Timmy has to be the dumbest, brattiest kid I know! The other day, I found him playing with a wild raccoon, and today he won't drink any of the lemonade mom made us.
10,929
0.95
252
1,655,044,411
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/van82l/my_little_brother_timmy_has_to_be_the_dumbest/
van82l
TwoSentenceHorror
vampiredisaster
top_all
My mom was frantically trying to stop me from swinging around the pink lightsaber that I found in her bedroom drawers. That is, until I swung it at her and her headless body fell to the ground.
10,923
0.94
132
1,612,015,342
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/l8mb8b/my_mom_was_frantically_trying_to_stop_me_from/
l8mb8b
TwoSentenceHorror
AtomicApethecary
top_all
After waking up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney, I obviously reported it to the police. The bored officer told me that no crime had been committed, since involuntary organ retrieval was covered under the Netflix EULA I had, of course, read and agreed to.
10,921
0.93
167
1,723,851,975
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1eu3n92/after_waking_up_in_a_bathtub_full_of_ice_missing/
1eu3n92
TwoSentenceHorror
RaynaClay
top_all
People often mocked me, for my only super power was weakly teleporting a small stones nearby I guess they didn't know that pebbles in their arteries could choke their heart to death
10,912
0.92
284
1,584,832,298
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fmp4vl/people_often_mocked_me_for_my_only_super_power/
fmp4vl
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
A revolutionary new drug enabled people to stay awake indefinitely, with no side effects. Within a week, it was decided the economy would collapse, if people didn't work 20 hours a day.
10,904
0.97
220
1,665,522,986
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/y1komi/a_revolutionary_new_drug_enabled_people_to_stay/
y1komi
TwoSentenceHorror
DomeAcolyte42
top_all
I was enjoying my afterlife in the paradise when an angel told me I have to go back to my body as the doctor successfully revived me. I cried in despair knowing that I have to live in a vegetative state again.
10,896
0.96
168
1,664,619,840
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xsrvfv/i_was_enjoying_my_afterlife_in_the_paradise_when/
xsrvfv
TwoSentenceHorror
Wild-fqing-Rabbit
top_all
When I was a kid, a fireman had to come and cut my head free from a fence, all because I thought I could fit. I wish I'd learned my lesson, I'm at least 120 feet into this cave and I'm so stuck I don't think I'm ever getting free.
10,892
0.96
241
1,641,958,101
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s1w231/when_i_was_a_kid_a_fireman_had_to_come_and_cut_my/
s1w231
TwoSentenceHorror
tuppity
top_all
My son asked “ mom, can I play with the kids in the basement?” We’ve just moved in
10,892
0.97
113
1,591,483,623
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gy0obo/my_son_asked_mom_can_i_play_with_the_kids_in_the/
gy0obo
TwoSentenceHorror
MohSilas
top_all
I quickly learned that the worst part about being abused by my spouse wasn't the abuse itself. It was having people mockingly ask what a big, strong man like me could possibly be afraid of.
10,891
0.96
238
1,691,093,695
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15henk2/i_quickly_learned_that_the_worst_part_about_being/
15henk2
TwoSentenceHorror
LordGraygem
top_all
[APR21] In his final words to me, my son told me he’d sooner die and be reborn a pig than live and work as a farmer like me. As I saw a plump hog scratch ‘D-A-D?’ into the dirt, I knew he’d finally help put food on the table.
10,874
0.98
134
1,619,785,532
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/n1sqh2/apr21_in_his_final_words_to_me_my_son_told_me_hed/
n1sqh2
TwoSentenceHorror
decorativegentleman
top_all
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, one creature was stirring, but it was no mouse. It crept up the stairs and went to their beds, and stole their small bodies away from their heads.
10,865
0.98
226
1,577,247,985
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/efbxy3/twas_the_night_before_christmas_and_all_through/
efbxy3
TwoSentenceHorror
Haunting107
top_all
My birthday wish this past year was to stay sixteen forever. "You can't age in hell" I told myself as I dug the knife deeper into my chest.
10,858
0.96
135
1,607,848,331
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kc77hn/my_birthday_wish_this_past_year_was_to_stay/
kc77hn
TwoSentenceHorror
ImaKyAC
top_all
"The woman's strangled body was discovered tonight in her basement by local police," said the reporter on the evening news. The forensic detective on site looked up in horror at the reporter, realizing that he hadn't told the newsman where they had found the body.
10,857
0.95
120
1,626,921,981
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/op51v5/the_womans_strangled_body_was_discovered_tonight/
op51v5
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
I’ve always hated my husband for kidnapping me. Yet I couldn’t help but to be just a little excited to go get our new daughter.
10,851
0.98
150
1,596,081,712
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i0fatv/ive_always_hated_my_husband_for_kidnapping_me/
i0fatv
TwoSentenceHorror
soggyturnip339
top_all
"You better not be bringing that upstairs," my mother warned, noticing me about to leave the kitchen with a bag of chips. I sat down next to her at the table and opened the bag, stifling my tears, as I wondered how much longer my sister could possibly last without food.
10,850
0.99
170
1,617,624,779
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mkj8hn/you_better_not_be_bringing_that_upstairs_my/
mkj8hn
TwoSentenceHorror
ChaseBit
top_all
Flinging myself over the edge, I felt a mixture of freedom and fear during the free fall that followed. The monstrous creature managed to snatch me in mid-air and flew back up to the nest where its offspring were hungrily waiting.
10,841
0.98
103
1,598,535,060
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ihl28m/flinging_myself_over_the_edge_i_felt_a_mixture_of/
ihl28m
TwoSentenceHorror
Outside_Normal
top_all
my brother would often find new ways to make his wax figures look more realistic. i stood in his wax museum, watching as everyone admired his work, if only they could hear me screaming...
10,841
0.96
135
1,590,082,238
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/go17l7/my_brother_would_often_find_new_ways_to_make_his/
go17l7
TwoSentenceHorror
shutupmckinely
top_all
Happy children laughed as they pressed their face against the other side of the glass. That night I learned why mother always kept the mirror covered.
10,840
0.97
136
1,588,482,565
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gcl1py/happy_children_laughed_as_they_pressed_their_face/
gcl1py
TwoSentenceHorror
TofuDelight
top_all
Claire adored her blue-eyed, black-haired little doll so much that she played with her everyday; until one day she ripped her head off. Now the doll plays alone.
10,833
0.97
346
1,571,046,069
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dho9rn/claire_adored_her_blueeyed_blackhaired_little/
dho9rn
TwoSentenceHorror
divyanshdubey_
top_all
I assumed the cute guy I hooked up with at the party was joking when he told me he was an alien. But the joke was on me, because a pregnancy, let alone one that has lasted 19 months so far, is not something I ever expected to have to deal with as a gay man.
10,833
0.96
239
1,667,565,071
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ylxs8r/i_assumed_the_cute_guy_i_hooked_up_with_at_the/
ylxs8r
TwoSentenceHorror
ThusSprachSpach
top_all
Did you know that there’s no such thing as a ‘left-handed’ person? There are your kind, and then there are those of us who escaped from the other side of your mirror.
10,826
0.96
397
1,576,311,943
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eah9zi/did_you_know_that_theres_no_such_thing_as_a/
eah9zi
TwoSentenceHorror
BuckRusty
top_all
He was cute, cooked a damn good porkchop and had a rustic farmer vibe so of course I let him fuck me like an animal. I woke up the next day in his barn, locked shoulder to shoulder in a fence with other women as he prepared the milking machines.
10,824
0.89
334
1,645,891,463
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/t20efy/he_was_cute_cooked_a_damn_good_porkchop_and_had_a/
t20efy
TwoSentenceHorror
halfwaykf
top_all
Pizza guy delivered my pizza and said "Enjoy it you two". I was just glad I wasn't the only one that saw it.
10,823
0.98
96
1,563,321,831
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ce58bg/pizza_guy_delivered_my_pizza_and_said_enjoy_it/
ce58bg
TwoSentenceHorror
Meatloaf_Hitler
top_all
My mother cried out in horror as she walked in on me wishing to a genie to give me the same slim shapely figure as my sister. As I watched my hands and arms shrivel into the corpse of a murdered refugee, “you’re adopted!” She wailed.
10,820
0.95
134
1,618,007,792
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mnsed7/my_mother_cried_out_in_horror_as_she_walked_in_on/
mnsed7
TwoSentenceHorror
lodav22
top_all
After my brother suffered a car accident, doctors offered to wire his brain up in a way that he will be thinking he is living a happy life. Unfortunatelly i can only afford the cheapest plan where he is at home, scrolling through memes and mildly entertaining subredits.
10,817
0.95
158
1,670,759,926
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zip9nf/after_my_brother_suffered_a_car_accident_doctors/
zip9nf
TwoSentenceHorror
HarvieCZ
top_all
My new therapist promised he could cure me of my fixation with that serial killer who performs autopsies on his live victims. "I want you," he said, his eyes twinkling, "to open up."
10,809
0.97
80
1,607,947,953
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kcwis0/my_new_therapist_promised_he_could_cure_me_of_my/
kcwis0
TwoSentenceHorror
mofohank
top_all
I always told my daughter that our dog’s fur was like a coat to keep him warm in the winter. I would regret my choice of words as my bloodied little girl came to tell me, scissors in hand, that it was so hot she had taken his coat off.
10,806
0.95
140
1,624,174,748
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/o4072k/i_always_told_my_daughter_that_our_dogs_fur_was/
o4072k
TwoSentenceHorror
a-random-passerby
top_all
"You killed my wife, so I'll make you pay," he said, seething with hatred. Later a nurse walked to the incubator to check the baby and discovered that it was deathly still, with red finger marks around its neck.
10,805
0.96
183
1,616,009,226
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m78fca/you_killed_my_wife_so_ill_make_you_pay_he_said/
m78fca
TwoSentenceHorror
Wearing_human_skin
top_all
"This is taking forever- just pick one already!" my husband griped, tapping his foot impatiently. I stared helplessly at my two trembling children as he waved the gun between them, but the words still wouldn't come out.
10,801
0.97
186
1,615,083,315
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lzgwy6/this_is_taking_forever_just_pick_one_already_my/
lzgwy6
TwoSentenceHorror
In_the_end_there_was
top_all
The killer was found to be a man with severe mental illness. He was so far gone I was able to convince him he had committed those crimes.
10,798
0.97
92
1,578,143,574
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ejwhmm/the_killer_was_found_to_be_a_man_with_severe/
ejwhmm
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
When we found out our neighbor Ken was a convicted child molester, we went over rules with our son including “Lock the doors and don’t talk to Ken when we aren’t home.” When I finally got through all the emergency vehicles in my neighborhood, the fire chief told me Ken had screamed and pleaded for my son to come out of the burning house, but my son had hidden instead.
10,793
0.91
289
1,684,867,233
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/13pwur7/when_we_found_out_our_neighbor_ken_was_a/
13pwur7
TwoSentenceHorror
Swampthing101
top_all
When I was a little girl, I wished on a falling star that I could be an astronaut. I wonder if anyone is making the same wish on me now that my heat shields have failed.
10,793
0.98
148
1,635,939,646
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qlsldf/when_i_was_a_little_girl_i_wished_on_a_falling/
qlsldf
TwoSentenceHorror
EridisSill
top_all
I told my psychiatrist, Natalie, that I no longer feel obsessed about anybody. Natalie understood because Natalie is very clever and Natalie knows that I feel the urge to kill only when I'm fixated about someone, so Natalie signed my discharge form, Natalie is very clever.
10,792
0.92
204
1,692,708,735
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15y4ytz/i_told_my_psychiatrist_natalie_that_i_no_longer/
15y4ytz
TwoSentenceHorror
[deleted]
top_all
"Your husband's surgery is a success and he'll be back home after a week," Tears started to well up in my eyes as I instinctively touched the bruises hidden under my shirt.
10,792
0.96
121
1,645,904,435
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/t25925/your_husbands_surgery_is_a_success_and_hell_be/
t25925
TwoSentenceHorror
Falalalup
top_all
In mid-April, women of child-bearing age were attacked, anethesized, and their ovaries stolen. As I unwrapped a chocolate rabbit, a hand slapped a sweet pungent cloth over my face, and a snarling voice said, "I'm the Ether Bunny and I collect eggs."
10,786
0.95
302
1,601,073,049
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iztlva/in_midapril_women_of_childbearing_age_were/
iztlva
TwoSentenceHorror
Purrpotamus
top_all